my office got us turtles to take care of and bring home on weekends by Alison Green on September 1, 2021 A reader writes: I work for a nonprofit and Covid has been very stressful for us. We are understaffed, overworked and underpaid, like many nonprofits. But recently our president announced something that is suppose to “bring staff together”: they got every office a turtle to keep and take care of. A little back story: our president does not like being told no or getting any pushback from the staff. So it has created this odd environment of staff members praising her terrible ideas, while in actuality the staff is unhappy. I don’t work in the same office as the president, so the bad ideas usually don’t affect my day-to-day job. Plus I work in an amazing department with very supportive supervisors. Even though no one will say anything, no one I have talked to is happy about the turtle. It creates more work for everyone and we’re already super busy. Also turtles carry thousands of diseases, including salmonella, and live to be 50 years old. During her announcement, the president mentioned that staff is expected to take the turtle home on weekends and holidays. I do not want to take this turtle home. I have other pets at home, and I live with a sick mom who could potentially die if she contacted salmonella. Also, I did not sign up to be a turtle caregiver when I took this job. My direct supervisor is very supportive and also does not want to take the turtle home. But I know it’s going to be pointed out that we have not brought him home. (Our president is very big on calling staff out and putting them on the spot.) So I guess I’m asking, how do I set clear boundaries that I am not taking the turtle home without screwing over my coworkers or pissing off the president? I just need to repeat it: Your organization got every office a turtle to care for and take home on weekends “to bring staff together.” WTF. Instead of addressing the understaffing, overwork, or low pay, they got you turtles to somehow smooth everything over. That would be absurd on its own, before you even get to the added work of caring for the turtles and the intrusion into your off hours. But more importantly, this is bad for the turtles! Turtles are happier in their natural homes in the wild, and they’re social animals who prefer living in a group (of other turtles, not of office workers). They also have very specific needs, like controlled temperatures, heat lamps, water to swim in, a varied diet — is your office providing all that? Is each person who takes them home providing that? I feel bad for all of you, but I feel worse for the turtles. I urge you in the strongest of terms to contact a local animal rescue group, explain what’s going on, and see if they can intervene. They almost certainly could do it without revealing who contacted them. Alternately, you could try getting a group of colleagues together to push back on this, explaining your concerns about the turtles’ welfare and your inability to provide the care they need at your houses. I get that your coworkers have learned not to speak up about anything because your president doesn’t like it — but this isn’t “we’re using a confusing graphic on this mailing” or “we really don’t need these biweekly staff meetings.” It’s “we are causing harm to living creatures.” There’s a much higher moral imperative to speak up, and I hope you can convince them of that. If you can’t, then you’re back to needing to contact an animal rescue group. Meanwhile, though, if you’re asked why you’re not taking the turtle home on weekends, just be very matter-of-fact that it’s not possible with your home-set up: “Oh, I can’t — I don’t have the right space, and my mom is sick and could die if she’s exposed to salmonella — that’s obviously not a risk I can take.” Say it very matter-of-factly, as if of course whoever you’re talking to will immediately agree now that they’ve heard these facts. As bad as your president’s judgment seems to be, she’s still very unlikely to respond to that by telling you that no, you need to risk your mother’s life. If you didn’t have that situation with your mom, you could use a similar strategy with other facts — “Oh, I can’t — my house is really unsafe for a turtle.” “Oh, I can’t — I’m almost never home on the weekends and couldn’t do the necessary care.” Or, frankly, even, “Oh, I can’t — this is a bad set-up for the turtles and I don’t feel right about it.” Or if you have a spouse or roommate, you can also blame them — “Bob said absolutely not” — that is part of the benefit of having them. Same with landlords or homeowners associations. There’s very little your boss can do about “it would violate our lease.” But please contact a local animal group about what’s going on. Those turtles cannot speak for themselves and need you to speak for them. You may also like:my boss is asking me to clean carpets, paint walls, and other tasks I wasn't hired formy employer requires us all to do tai chi in the officemy coworker sent a snotty message about me on a Zoom call { 907 comments }
GNG* September 1, 2021 at 11:05 am Did…did the president never gradate from kindergarten? Pre-school/kindergarten is the only place I know of where it’s normal to have students take the class bunny home during school breaks.
Workerbee* September 1, 2021 at 11:09 am And oh, did I ever feel for the class pets on breaks! Typically given to families with no knowledge of how to properly care for and nurture said pet.
Frenchie Too aka Venus de Milo* September 1, 2021 at 1:15 pm Hmmmm…I think this sounds like a fake letter. Maybe not. But it’s hard to imagine how a grown up manager would say “hey, my staff is overworked and underpaid, let’s get them a turtle!”. Sorry, I guess I believe it. But, dang, that’s gotta be one clueless president. OP, is his name Leonardo, or Michelangelo, Raphael, or Donatello?
Free now (and forever)* September 1, 2021 at 1:38 pm In Bullock County, Georgia, rather than enforce mask mandates as most teachers wanted, the superintendent decided to let all the teachers wear jeans to work during the month of September, if they wanted to, as a consolation. No word if it consoled the Bullock County teacher who just died of Covid. So yea, I think this could be a real letter.
Bulloch Co* September 1, 2021 at 9:28 pm I live here. My child is in public school. I assure the letter he wrote could’ve been in The Onion but unfortunately it wasn’t.
Rainy* September 1, 2021 at 2:05 pm My sister teaches high school and was just told that she cannot use any newspaper or magazine articles about current events in her classes because they mention taboo topics like race, war, and socio-economic status, and represent divisive points of view. So…yeah, turtles don’t seem that far-fetched to me.
Amaranth* September 1, 2021 at 2:17 pm Heaven forbid we teach kids how to handle differing points of view.
who* September 1, 2021 at 2:31 pm They might disagree with their parents, must avoid at all costs – adding sarcasm tags
Rainy* September 2, 2021 at 11:23 am She currently has one set of parents mad at her because her curriculum is too diverse, and one set mad at her because her curriculum is too white. The children involved are in the same class.
RosyGlasses* September 1, 2021 at 3:37 pm I mean, I worked for a pediatric dentist who had water turtles (illegal to have in our state) and some sort of lizard. The staff had to clean the cages, feed the animals, and on some longer closures, take the animal home. I felt so bad for the animals.
Falling Diphthong* September 1, 2021 at 4:16 pm It does seem like a superhero origin story. Just, not OP’s superhero origin story.
EvilQueenRegina* September 1, 2021 at 11:42 am We had two gerbils (Snap and Crackle) as class pets when I was 7, and someone ended up taking them home every weekend, but at least our teacher took charge of them herself when it was the school holidays!
Liz* September 1, 2021 at 2:03 pm We had gerbils too. Maybe a quarter of the class was interested in taking them home, and loved getting them for weekends. (It’s a good way to test drive a pet too, and help kids learn responsibility slowly.) Then – with parental permission – we were lucky enough to take them for a couple of summers. By the next summer, we had our own :)
Barbara Eyiuche* September 1, 2021 at 3:13 pm Yes, my family was the go-to family for taking care of the school gerbils during summer vacation. At one point we ended up with 40 of them, between our own and the school’s.
Alanna* September 1, 2021 at 4:12 pm I seem to recall that my childhood gerbils were the result of incorrectly sexed classroom gerbils … I work with a small animal rescue and while there are exceptions, we are not fans of classroom pets.
Kal* September 2, 2021 at 12:56 am As a kid, instead of a classroom pet my kindergarten class had a classroom stuffed animal. Given how messy and damaged it was by my turn, it was clearly a good idea for it to not be a real animal (my mom did help me clean it up so it’d be nicer for the next kid). In a later grade there was also a stuffed animal, but it came with a bunch of other things like a copy of SimAnt, SimEarth and other life science type stuff, so it could be play and learn at home. We each took turns having a week with it, and had to write a report on what we learned from it. I don’t feel I missed out from not having to care for an actual animal, especially since the care would have ended up on my parents cause I was too young anyway.
Nerfmobile* September 3, 2021 at 1:15 pm My daughter’s kindergarten class also had a class stuffed animal. Two, in fact! During the early part of the year the teacher did read-alouds of the “Frog and Toad” series, so there was a stuffed Frog and Toad that spent weekends visiting each child’s home in turn. When it was our turn, we took a photo of them sitting on the side of the swimming pool when she was in swim class. Super happy that we didn’t have to take care of a real frog and toad for that weekend!
CountryLass* September 2, 2021 at 4:58 am This is why my kids reception class had a class bear. You had to take him home for the weekend, take pictures of him wherever you happened to be and then tell the class what you did… I was sooo relieved when my youngest’s turn was on a weekend they were staying at my parents so I didn’t have to go through that!
Skittles* September 2, 2021 at 11:33 am There’s a lovely episode of the Australian kid’s show called Bluey that is about the kids bringing the classroom stuffed toy home and needing to take photos, etc! It’s very cute.
an infinite number of monkeys* September 1, 2021 at 4:48 pm …should we even ask what happened to Pop?
EvilQueenRegina* September 1, 2021 at 5:59 pm I know it died in the summer holidays between the previous class and my class starting with that teacher, but I never knew how. If there was a story behind it I suspect it wouldn’t have been shared with a class of seven year olds – although at least we didn’t get the “Pop went to live on a farm” rubbish.
Marillenbaum* September 1, 2021 at 12:39 pm I think this is why schools have switched to having either stuffed animals or imaginary pets that get rotated around. You don’t have to worry about an allergy to an invisible rabbit, and Mr. and Mrs. Johansson can’t accidentally kill a stuffed animal because neither of them remembered to feed it.
Artemesia* September 1, 2021 at 12:42 pm I remember reading a story — perhaps a tall tale– about a family that ate the class rabbit when it was sent home for a holiday with their child.
Joanna* September 1, 2021 at 2:23 pm When I was a tween, my mom gave our pet rabbits to our neighbor. A few years later, it came up that it was so the neighbors could eat them. I was pretty upset when I found out.
Theo* September 1, 2021 at 2:36 pm Oh no I am essentially your neighbor! We run a small meat-rabbit operation and have low-key put it about that I will take rabbits, No Questions Asked, to join that operator. And not necessarily as breeding animals. This has definitely motivated me to ask at least ONE question and it is “does your child know you’re doing this”.
HoundMom* September 1, 2021 at 4:48 pm I adopt all my rabbits from the Humane Society. Rabbits are not the easiest of pets and the amount of care needed is often underestimated. But if they are socialized and well taken care, they are like mini-dogs with a ton of personality. My latest bun (along with my rescue hound) have been my office mates throughout the pandemic. If you don’t want your pet bunny, please bring it to the Humane Society — there are a lot of people like me that will adopt them and adore having them.
Sanity Lost* September 1, 2021 at 4:32 pm My grandfather and uncle did that to my dad’s pet bunny when he was 6. He came home from school and they served him dinner. After he was done they told him what he ate. They were….not nice people. Dad was always very paranoid about “surprise” dishes after that and refused to ever eat rabbit again.
Mami21* September 1, 2021 at 5:47 pm I think ‘not nice people’ is too kind a term. They sound like psychopaths. I’m sorry for your poor Dad.
Mrieke89* September 2, 2021 at 3:49 am So in the Netherlands we have a Christmas song called ‘Flappie’ (popular kid’s name for a pet rabbit) which plays out this exact scenario. Kid thinks his rabbit slipped out of the cage, but a Christmas dinner, his dad says ‘ Look, there’s Flappie!’ Clearly people like this shouldn’t be parents.
I take tea* September 2, 2021 at 5:43 am @Mrieke89* – that’s a Christmas song? Very joyful, I’m sure! And here I was thinking that the Christmas song about “that bird singing on the snow is your little brother who died last year” was a bit bleak…
Kaiko* September 2, 2021 at 1:26 pm That is psychological abuse and I sorry your dad went through that.
CountryLass* September 2, 2021 at 5:02 am I worked in a pub that serve game animals at certain points of the year. I had been getting on well with some of the people at the table, but I hadn’t seen the whole table together, so I felt like the worst person EVER when I pitched up with the plates and a big smile, asking “who ordered Bugs Bunny?” only to spot, too late, the small child sitting at the table… As a side note, the question “Who ordered Jaws” during Seafood Week always went down well.
KateM* September 2, 2021 at 3:21 am Hah, I was thinking reading this story that the office workers should just sell the turtle and divide the money as bonus between themselves! They are rather expensive pets, too, unlike hamsters.
tiasp* September 2, 2021 at 12:12 pm Reminds me of a michael moore film we had to watch in a class and one shot was of a sign “Rabbits for sale – pets or meat”
Alanna* September 1, 2021 at 4:13 pm We had a stuffed animal like this when i was in first or second grade! It was a lot of fun, and I remember on my turn we took him on so many adventures and took pictures and had a great time. A much better idea than live animals!
Ro* September 1, 2021 at 11:51 pm My son is in Year 2 (I think that’s like second grade – he’s six) and they have a stuffed dolphin that they take turns bringing home to have adventures with. It’s cute. Thank goodness it’s not a real dolphin :)
Mimi* September 1, 2021 at 2:28 pm We acquired a turtle because we were the only family willing to take my brother’s 2nd grade class turtle home for the summer, and the teacher was scared that the next year no one would be willing to. A few years later we gave him to a neighbor to keep in her mini-menagerie, and he dug under the fence and escaped. Box turtles are endemic here, so I like to hope that he’s living his best life.
I Wrote This in the Bathroom* September 1, 2021 at 3:18 pm The one year one of my kids got the classroom pet for the summer, the pet was a snail. My mom let the snail out for a run (crawl?) in our backyard and forgot. The snail ran away. I repeat, the snail ran away. It was annoying then, it cannot possibly not be 1000* more annoying when it’s an office turtle.
glitter writer* September 1, 2021 at 11:09 am Also, parents hate it when it’s their turn for the class pet!
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:16 am Winchester the school rabbit inflicted a LOT of claw wounds on parents when I was in elementary.
MsM* September 1, 2021 at 11:42 am My mom is still bitter about our class bunny nibbling on her favorite raincoat.
Krabby* September 1, 2021 at 12:24 pm At the end of his school year, my dad won the raffle to keep his class pet (a mouse). My grandma was horrified. She told my dad that the mouse needed to be let outside daily for walks to “get some fresh air.” Everyday she’d bring the mouse and my dad a little closer to the forest at the edge of their backyard, until one day when my dad’s back was turned she kicked the mouse into the forest. Then she told my dad he ran away. My grandma told that story with a lot of pride every Christmas. Poor mouse :(
LifeBeforeCorona* September 1, 2021 at 2:15 pm The only one happy when we had the class guinea pig for a week was our cat. He didn’t harm it but spent hours staring at it.
Yellow* September 1, 2021 at 3:16 pm As the new owner of the former daycare guinea pig, I can tell you that not all parents hate when it’s their turn! I actively singed up for her, and ended up keeping her due to COVID.
Caroline Bowman* September 2, 2021 at 5:59 am She is very fortunate that she found you to love and care for her, too often these little furry creatures are A/ unwanted and B/ inadvertently maltreated. I hope she stays with you for the rest of her little life. I happen to LOVE guinea pigs.
Saraquill* September 2, 2021 at 4:34 pm My dad is a huge turtle lover, and has cared for them since long before I was born. I’d like to think we were a good choice for hosting the class turtle over the summer.
Twenty Points for the Copier* September 1, 2021 at 11:12 am We had a turtle in elementary school. It escaped when one of my friends took it home to care for over summer vacation. Upon reading this, maybe that wasn’t an accident!
SawbonzMD* September 1, 2021 at 11:28 am They must’ve really been neglecting the poor thing if it was able to escape on their watch and they couldn’t find it. Turtles can’t move very fast!
A CAD Monkey* September 1, 2021 at 11:44 am That’s not true. when a turtle wants to move, it will move. (source: me, a turtle owner of 30 years)
Thursday Next* September 1, 2021 at 12:30 pm I’m picturing a turtle with his luggage strapped to his shell
I Wrote This in the Bathroom* September 1, 2021 at 3:23 pm Just a homeroom turtle girl Livin’ in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere
KateM* September 2, 2021 at 3:24 am My new water snail ran three rounds around aquarium when first introduced to it. Every time I looked, it was in opposite corner of previous check.
Amaranth* September 1, 2021 at 2:19 pm On our neighborhood Next Door app, lost/found turtles are surprisingly frequent posts.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* September 1, 2021 at 2:57 pm After the third time one of my neighbors lost their Sulcata tortoise in their backyard (this is a variety that is only slightly less behemoth than the Galapagos), they started using rubber cement to glue the string of a helium balloon to the top of his shell every time they took him outside.
I take tea* September 2, 2021 at 5:47 am That’s genius! But now I’m picturing a bit to many of the balloons and a floating turtle, a la Up :-)
Carol the happy elf* September 1, 2021 at 9:17 pm Not a suitcase, a bindle stick, with a little bandana pouch. And when your back is turned, that guy gets up on his hind legs and books it. Verified: me. Turtle in question: Mr. McGillicuddy. Size: 4 inches wide. Last seen: July 4th, 1969. Favorite food: Romaine lettuce. ….sigh…I should never have let my friend put the watermelon shell over him by the fence; he dug out from under it and got lost. Guilt lingers still. He was supposed to eat his way out of the watermelon shell and fall asleep in blissful satiation.
comityoferrors* September 1, 2021 at 11:33 pm Yeah, my turtle (adopted from Side of the Highway, USA c/o my dad the truck driver) was literally named Speedy because he would just scoot around our yard at an alarming rate.
SimonTheGreyWarden* September 1, 2021 at 11:58 am As a kid about 4-5 I found a turtle in the backyard at my house and wanted to keep it for a pet, so I put it in a box and took it inside. Mom helped me give it lettuce and water and told me it needed to be “kept cool” and should live in our basement. Tragically, the next day, when i went down to check on it…it had escaped. I was telling this story IN COLLEGE and had the realization that my turtle did not, in fact, escape from a tall box in a cold basement, climb 15 steep stairs, and let himself out through the locked back door and locked garage. Mom set that poor little guy free several houses down from us. I felt so betrayed by her lie.
Pants* September 1, 2021 at 12:21 pm I felt this when I found out about “the farm” where my mother took a few animals to live out their lives.
Erin* September 1, 2021 at 12:23 pm Haha, love this! As a mom, I have to applaud your Mom’s ability to pull off the lie!
Nannerdoodle* September 1, 2021 at 1:16 pm I’m glad this stuff was the one thing my parents never lied about. They were direct when my turtle died when I was a little kid. They couldn’t lie about the raccoons eating the goldfish in the outdoor pond because I saw it happen (which was very sad as a 5 year old).
Kevin on Earth* September 1, 2021 at 2:14 pm My sister thought she gave my young nephew a very age appropriate explanation of death when their beloved dog passed away. So she was confused months later, when talking about a BBQ at Kevin and Jane’s house, my nephew got all excited to see their dog again. Turns out his precious little brain turned “gone off to heaven” into “gone to live with Kevin”.
Artemesia* September 1, 2021 at 3:02 pm Raccoons got all our outdoor fish too and herons got the koi in the pond next door when I was an adult.
Artemesia* September 1, 2021 at 12:43 pm They are oddly creative. I loved turtles as a kid and had an elaborate terrarium in a wooden apple box with tall sides — little pond, forrest, the works. The dang things could climb up the corner and out of the box unless there was a tightly fitted screen lid.
Dragon_dreamer* September 1, 2021 at 2:22 pm I disagree with that, some can have Opinions. Invertebrates, too, I help take care of the teaching specimens at my university. Especially the craba. Crabs have firm Opinions.
Dragon_dreamer* September 1, 2021 at 2:26 pm Some, anyway. I named one striped hermit crab “Idiot,” however. I have a photo somewhere from the time we gave him his weekly dinner of a live mussel. He promptly proceeded to get his leg stuck in the shell while eating. (Yes, he ended up fine.)
Kal* September 2, 2021 at 1:15 am Agreed. Creatures of all sorts have individual personalities, you just have to adjust your idea of what that will look like instead of expecting human-like behavior out of non-human animals.
SweetFancyPancakes* September 1, 2021 at 5:03 pm My sister and her family have a Red-eared Slider and he has lots of personality. If he feels he is being ignored (his giant aquarium is in their dining room) he will start slapping the top of the water until they go in and visit him. My bro-in-law is his favorite and when he comes home from work, the turtle will swim around frantically until he goes in to greet him.
I take tea* September 2, 2021 at 5:52 am I have a colleague who has a turtle that likes heavy music, especially Slayer. Or so he claims.
Twenty Points for the Copier* September 1, 2021 at 2:20 pm The family that had him at the time was very, very into animals so that doesn’t seem that likely. It is literally only now, 30-something years later that I wonder if they felt the poor turtle should go to a turtle rescue and not get prodded daily by a bunch of five year olds. Or possibly it died of old age since it had been around a while and the teacher didn’t think it was time for kids to learn that everything dies. Turtle mysteries of my youth that will probably never be solved…
Barbara Eyiuche* September 1, 2021 at 3:18 pm My roommate took our turtle to the park, and came home saying it had escaped. I didn’t really believe her, because how fast can a turtle run, but maybe it was true, after reading the replies here.
Clisby* September 1, 2021 at 11:17 am Even then, though, I don’t remember students taking a turtle or fish or whatever home every weekend. Years ago, when I was a child, we had a couple of turtles and I don’t recall that they have to be fed every day.
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 11:57 am When I was a teacher the class pet was a fish – and I made sure to do all the work. I did let the class vote every year on a name for the fish though.
Clisby* September 1, 2021 at 1:16 pm My kids both went to a Montessori school where students were expected to do some of the work of maintaining the classroom. They had to clean up, look after classroom pets, make sure classroom materials were all restored to the right place at the end of the day, etc. Getting the job of looking after classroom pets was highly sought after – but that did not include taking them home on weekends. I don’t remember any turtles, but I know in my daughter’s class there was a tarantula and a rat snake. And a bird – but it was on loan from one of the families, and they took it back over breaks.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 1:30 pm See, I was lucky in that no one at my school wanted to handle the snakes (or the blue-tongued skink, or the leopard gecko). Admittedly, the Jack Dempsey that would go for your fingers was more reasonable to avoid, and he came as a package deal with the rest of them… (I liked him anyways. He was such a bastard.)
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 2:19 pm Yeah – Jack Dempsy Cichlids are very aggressive fish, as are Beta Fish. However, the most aggressive I’ve ever met was a Green Terror Cichlid that at her death of old age at 12 years was almost the size of a sheet of notebook paper. She was lucky she was so pretty, because I still have the scars she left – most cichlids do have teeth.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 2:27 pm Daniels the Jack Dempsey was about a foot long by the time I was taking care of him, about 15 years old, and had learned that if he bit your fingers enough people would drop the algae scrubber, which he would then steal and guard ferociously to ensure you stayed out of his tank. I was supplied with one of those wire mesh gloves that protect your hands from cooking knives to scrub his tank, and it still was not pleasant to get bit by him. He had pretty tough jaws! I always wanted to see if I could convince him to bite a walnut and if so, if he’d break it. The teacher didn’t think that was a good idea though, so it never happened.
Roseclef* September 1, 2021 at 12:30 pm Right? Turtles need a much more involved set-up than a gerbil or w/e. I can take a bunny in its hutch home in my car – it’s a whole different ballgame to be moving a water tank/thermometer/filter/heat lamp setup. And I can’t imagine the turtles are interested in any of that back-and-forth, either. I agree that this setup, as imagined, constitutes negligent and cruel animal husbandry, and a quick call to Animal Control or similar is the nonnegotiable first step to fixing this.
Artemesia* September 1, 2021 at 12:47 pm The classic turtle bowl from my youth was a little island of plastic with rocks in it with a ramp and water in a dinner plate size plastic dish with sides. Pretty disastrous. My home made elaborate habitats were probably only marginally better, but most people had pet turtles in these awful plastic things. A decent turtle habitat is not going to be easily sent home. I’d in that work place probably find some good place to re-home the turtle, take it and report that it died and we disposed of it. What a horrible idea to inflict this on the workplace (and of course they stink too)
Virginia Plain* September 2, 2021 at 5:49 am The snail ran away…that is priceless! Roam free, Michelle, explore the wide blue yonder! Slowly! Seriously though, a snail as a class pet? Nearly as dull as the stick insects I vaguely remember from infant school. What is even the point of stick insects??!
closetpuritan* September 4, 2021 at 8:10 pm Yes to turtles needing a more involved set-up than small mammal pets. Do they even know about the special UV lights that they need? Are people going to move the UV light home and re-set it up in their homes for the weekend? And a big yes to them not wanting the back and forth of moving around. Most animals don’t like disturbances and disruptions. On that note, I’m not convinced that we can know that they “are happier in their natural homes in the wild”–probably the ones that are from the wild are happier in the wild and the ones that are raised in captivity are happier in captivity, at least if they’ve got an adequate setup. But they’re probably happier in the wild than being shuttled around every weekend by people who aren’t all that invested in them and are just doing it to not make their superiors mad. I’m a lot more familiar with aquarium fish than turtles, but most carnivores/omnivores are fine to go a day or two without eating–a lot people even think one day a week of fasting is beneficial to them–so I suspect that this was a bit of misguided assumption that a turtle was similar to a gerbil or a rabbit. (That’s assuming they’re truly turtles and not tortoises, which are more vegetarian.)
Lenora Rose* September 1, 2021 at 2:48 pm My elementary had turtles and fish in a set of terrariums in the library, not in any individual classroom. It was the job of grade 5 & 6 kids to take care of them. I genuinely don’t remember if it was all kids or just a select few, or all kids fed them but some cleaned, but I know I was one of the ones who had to clean the tanks on the regular. I didn’t mind the job, and I think having it done by consistent people made it less stress on the animals than classroom pets. I do wonder NOW what they did over breaks longer than a weekend, because it didn’t occur to me to wonder then.
Sloan Kittering* September 1, 2021 at 11:24 am I’m an animal foster-er and we got several bunnies, formerly classroom pets, coming into the shelter when Covid hit :(
Librarian of SHIELD* September 1, 2021 at 8:05 pm And this is exactly why I always try to get someone from an animal rescue to give a presentation at the library in the lead-up to Easter. The basic script is “bunnies and ducklings are adorable, but here’s how long they live and how much care they need so maybe don’t get one as a present for a child in your life if you’re not prepared to provide that care.”
Amy Farrah Fowler* September 1, 2021 at 11:29 am Wow, I think in my younger sister’s class they had gotten rid of class animals, so they had a special stuffed animal and every kid got it for one weekend and you were supposed to take pictures of yourself with the stuffed animal, write a story about what you did and where you went. Much MUCH better for all the actual animals in the world, but still fun for the kiddos.
EvilQueenRegina* September 1, 2021 at 11:37 am I know someone who gave a stuffed Super Grover toy to the “Llama Groomer Of The Month” and whoever got it that month was supposed to take photos of themselves with it. This was in a workplace, not a school.
SunnyGirl* September 1, 2021 at 12:52 pm Much better but I hated that too, because then I had to take pictures and then take time out of my week or weekend to get those pics printed and then glued into the book. One parent, I noticed, didn’t bother with the pics and had her kid draw it instead. I know her budget was meagre back then and running around getting pictures made for school project for Grade 1 was not happening.
Lady Glittersparkles* September 1, 2021 at 3:47 pm I saw that on an episode of Bluey. I thought it was a great idea in lieu of the classroom pet that gets shuffled from house to house. (Yes I have small children and Bluey is one of the few kid shows I like to watch with them!)
Ocean of Ramen* September 1, 2021 at 4:35 pm I’m very strict on screen time/TV but Bluey is the exception. It’s such a cute show! We watch it as a family.
Sara* September 1, 2021 at 11:30 am My brother ‘won’ the 4th grade class guinea pig for the summer (a whole summer!) and then when the classes started back up, there was a kid that was allergic to them so we had to keep it for half the school year as well until the teacher could find someone to take it. As a family, we still talk about the terrible guinea pig and how much it smelled. And that our cat just sat and watched it all day, probably plotting ways to kill it. That teacher also had a turtle and a couple other animals you could bring home, which is insane. I think we got the turtle for the weekend as well, which after reading this is crazy they let us have.
MusicWithRocksIn* September 1, 2021 at 1:31 pm A friend of the family growing up got to take the class gerbils home for the summer, and discovered that they were not in fact two lady gerbils, but a lady and a gentlemen, and had made more gerbils. I don’t know how it all spiraled out of control after that, but that the family still had a lot of trouble determining gerbil ladies and gentleman, and when we went to visit one year there was an entire room filled with gerbil cages filled with gerbils. The father was a Buddhist, and refused to sell the gerbil babies to the pet store out of fear they would feed them to snakes, so they just kept their ever growing collection of gerbils. As a kid, it made total sense to me, but as an adult I look back at that story with a giant WTF??? and occasionally think about calling them to ask what their rational was behind it all.
Butterfly Counter* September 1, 2021 at 2:00 pm There was a memoir I read a while back written by someone whose father intentionally bred and sold gerbils for animal testing. He managed to breed them in such a way that a lot would have seizures, so he sold them in the hopes they would help scientists with epilepsy or Parkinsons. But, as I recall, the whole operation started as a lark in the family basement.
Hotdog not dog* September 1, 2021 at 5:05 pm We ended up with more hamsters than anyone could ever need, same problem. Especially since they were the fluffy kind, it was just about impossible to figure out what equipment each one was packing. We ended up giving most away, and the ones left were sentenced to solitary confinement.
EvilQueenRegina* September 1, 2021 at 6:11 pm That makes me think a bit of when my uncle and aunt had guinea pigs – they had 2, the obvious happened, and they ended up with about 52. The garden was full of hutches and they ended up with 4 guinea pigs in the kitchen because there was no more room left. They ran out of inspiration for names. My uncle was reluctant to let any of them go because he wanted to be able to keep in touch with them all, but most people he knew didn’t actually want a guinea pig. He was eventually persuaded to take half of them to a sanctuary somewhere. It reached the point that every time he went on holiday he asked not to be given updates from the person who looked after them because they’d always send him a text saying “one of the guinea pigs has died”. Uncle refused to get them fixed because he thought “it changed their little characters”.
ceiswyn* September 2, 2021 at 5:24 am But… he didn’t even need to get them fixed. He just needed to keep them in single-sex accommodation O.o With guinea pigs you can keep males together, and females together, and that’s all fine…
Mannequin* September 1, 2021 at 10:04 pm Feeder rats/mice are much less expensive than gerbils, for those who have snakes or other reptiles that feed on rodents. Besides which, even if they did go to be snake food…snakes don’t have any other options than being carnivores? It’s not like you can feed them carrot sticks instead or something? Even vegetarians/Buddhists should surely understand that.
Carol the happy elf* September 1, 2021 at 9:28 pm My son, age six, volunteered eagerly to take the guinea pig home over Christmas. Thank goodness for pine scented air freshener. I also changed his straw/chips stuff with something that had chlorophyll. Gave the squeaky little thing a bath, and he rolled in the chlorophyll chips. That dyed him bright green. I called the teacher, who laughed and told me to leave him that way. First day back, she put a red ribbon on him and told the class that Santa Claus had turned him Christmas colors.
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 11:51 am Yup – I always refused to take home the class pet when I was in elementary school. My answer was always that’s not fair to my pets at home (who had health issues – which was why they were our pets).
UKDancer* September 1, 2021 at 12:02 pm I also refused to take the school hamsters mainly because I didnt much like animals. I could never really see the appeal especially given you had to clean the cage.
SunnyGirl* September 1, 2021 at 12:23 pm That was a thing for my kids’ school, thru to grade 6 actually, and it was also NOT an option for my kids. Tiny place, no space for a cage/aquarium/terrarium for gerbils, hamsters or guinea pigs. (Instead, there were “gerbil sleepovers at her friend’s house who did have the space.)
Lizy* September 1, 2021 at 2:15 pm WHAT???? Students… have to take the class animal home on breaks???? I seriously have never heard of this. I have a close friend who’s a preschool teacher. They have a lizard as a class pet, but SHE is the one who takes care of it on breaks (and during COVID, as someone mentioned below). It doesn’t go to random students’ homes where the parent may or may not be able and willing to take care of it. That’s… nuts.
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 2:24 pm Oh it’s not really done anymore. Most of us talking about it were probably the kids (or parents) back in the 70s or 80s when taking the class pet home was a big thing. From my experience this started to really taper off in the late 90s.
I Wrote This in the Bathroom* September 1, 2021 at 3:34 pm Mine were in elementary school in the late 90s – first half of the 00s. There were still some pets. I mentioned it above that we once got the class snail for the summer. I recall there being a classroom guinea pig (that thankfully did not come home with any of my children).
SunnyGirl* September 1, 2021 at 2:40 pm I think in my kids’ school it was more of a “Who wants to take Timmy the Gerbil home?” But not sure what would have happened it if was a global “No one does.”
Agnes* September 1, 2021 at 5:21 pm We don’t have to, but we have hosted the class gecko (within the past two years.)
Koala dreams* September 1, 2021 at 6:29 pm I thought the office turtles were bad enough, then I started to read the stories about classroom pets. That’s just… I don’t have words. How do people come up with these ideas?!
Castaspella* September 2, 2021 at 8:13 am My sister brought home the class hamster for the Easter holidays when she was in primary school. It got out of its cage and was half way up the stairs as my mother was coming down. Poor hamster never saw her coming…. Needless to say that was the last time our family was ever asked to look after so much as a houseplant.
North Wind* September 1, 2021 at 11:05 am This sounds like something an elementary school teacher would have done with their class 30-40 years ago.
Clisby* September 1, 2021 at 6:35 pm We once brought hermit crabs home over a winter or spring break – definitely not as long as a summer break. But hermit crabs are … pretty easy to deal with.
Delta Delta* September 1, 2021 at 11:33 am There are times when I thought we’ve seen everything. And then someone gets some turtles.
mystiknitter* September 1, 2021 at 12:07 pm My two sons had the same beloved third grade teacher whose class pet was a tarantula. Sigh. Everyone ‘got’ to take a turn….
Nonprofit can be weird* September 1, 2021 at 1:07 pm On behalf of nonprofit staff everywhere, don’t ever do this! Save the poor turtles
Becca Rosselin-Metadi* September 1, 2021 at 1:29 pm Just when you think you’ve heard everything, along comes the office turtle.
female peter gibbons* September 1, 2021 at 6:53 pm I would lie and say that I am allergic to the turtle.
Do mutual aid* September 2, 2021 at 2:28 am A good turtle set up is pretty automated. Lights on a timer, filter and water heater always on, etc. Baby turtles are delicate but if it’s more than 6 months old, then you probably could get a weekend food block and a good leaf of Romain lettuce, drop it in the tank on Friday, and leave it alone each weekend. It would be better for the turtle then moving it since they are so easily stressed by change. All of this heavily depends on the species tho.
Paul Pearson* September 2, 2021 at 4:38 am I’m stunned at the new and creative ways bosses find to be completely out of their fecking mind. I kind of want to award them points for creativity
Momma Bear* September 2, 2021 at 3:42 pm Ugh. The bottom line is that the turtles are not going to build morale and I would absolutely not sign up to take care of them or do anything for/with them. If the boss asked me to take a turtle home or pointed out that I hadn’t, I would suggest that the boss take the turtle home, as I was not going to for Reasons. I strongly dislike it when people make their problem your problem.
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 12:00 pm Grrrr – yes, now that theme song is playing in my head.
Nanani* September 1, 2021 at 1:10 pm “major 1990s earworm” can be sung to the tune of said earworm You’re welcome.
JayemGriffin* September 1, 2021 at 1:49 pm Really should’ve already learned not to drink anything while reading this comments section…
AGD* September 1, 2021 at 3:25 pm I just cracked up. It’s like how you can sing the words “Battle Hymn of the Republic” to the chorus of “Battle Hymn of the Republic.”
Rainy Day* September 2, 2021 at 3:54 am I apologise for how off topic this is, but it may interest folks to know there is a Twitter bot that collects 4 word phrases that fit into the Turtles theme tune. https://mobile.twitter.com/wiki_tmnt
Inca* September 1, 2021 at 12:08 pm While technically a tortoise, when turtles come up I can’t help but think of Pratchett’s small god Om.
Seeking Second Childhood* September 1, 2021 at 12:30 pm The first thing that popped into my mind was “Turtles all the way down.” I knew I wouldn’t be the only Discworld fan here.
Artemesia* September 1, 2021 at 12:49 pm And the picture the ‘turtles all the way down’ meme evokes in me, it Seuss’s illustration of Yertle the Turtle king of all he can see.
Retro* September 1, 2021 at 11:02 am If you’re non-exempt, it could be a nice way to rack up overtime.
Katherine Vigneras* September 1, 2021 at 11:08 am I like the way you think, lol! I really hope OP can push back on this nightmare, though.
CatCat* September 1, 2021 at 11:15 am Right? I’d encourage any non-exempt staff to ask matter-of-factly how they should log turtle care on their time sheet.
Heidi* September 1, 2021 at 11:52 am I don’t think that the OP mentioned if the office was going to pay for food and supplies for the turtles. Are the employees supposed to pay for this out of their salaries while they are keeping the turtles in their homes? Also, this boss sounds awful and I’d be looking for new employment. Just saying.
ophelia* September 1, 2021 at 12:52 pm Also, like, are they supposed to have separate terrariums/tanks at home and at work? Who buys those? What kind of carrier is the organization providing for turtle transit? What about for staff who commute by train/bus? (I am just imagining commuting on the subway, picking up the kids from daycare, and walking home on a friday with all of *their* stuff and then also have to somehow carry? a turtle? in a case?? while doing it.)
HereKittyKitty* September 1, 2021 at 5:40 pm Remind the staff the log turtle time in a company email for overtime pay lmao
Thin Mints didn't make me thin* September 1, 2021 at 11:03 am Every time I think Alison has seen everything …
Not Tom, Just Petty* September 1, 2021 at 11:26 am Send the turk toe to office with coworker growing vegetables. Create a mini habitat.
RosyGlasses* September 1, 2021 at 3:40 pm bwhahahaha – my dog is confused as to why I’m guffawing at my desk. Thank you for that iphone :P
Mockingjay* September 1, 2021 at 1:24 pm I keep trying to chalk these things up to the worldwide stress we’re all under…but this reversion to grade-school comfort saddens me. (Hmm. A quick google shows that apparently lots of people think turtles are cheerful.)
Bugs Meany* September 1, 2021 at 2:21 pm What did Jim and Pam say when Michael walked in with the turtle? All my wut.
The Original K.* September 1, 2021 at 11:03 am I saw an article on social media about some offices getting bees as a way to entice people back. Some companies will do anything except give employees what they actually want or need. A turtle. Give me a damn break.
Don't Remember* September 1, 2021 at 11:09 am But what about people who are deathly allergic? Why would companies do this?!
Ed* September 1, 2021 at 11:17 am my office had bees pre-pandemic. its kind of a nature thing in cities, lots of the buildings have gardens or bees up on the roofs. we never see them. there’s a beekeeper who looks after them. sometimes we got honey in the office from our bees. didn’t even know they were there until we got honey actually. we don’t have access to the rooftop. this article from the uk talks a bit about it https://www.jll.ca/en/trends-and-insights/cities/why-the-rooftops-are-alive-with-the-buzz-of-bees
LC* September 1, 2021 at 12:20 pm My office building has bees too. It’s a 30+ story building in the downtown of a large city, so there are a bazillion tenants, but it’s the actual building that does the bees. There’s a company that takes care of them, they’re supposedly on a ledge that I can see but can’t access, but those common areas are closed with covid and I’m new here. I’m allergic to bees and it freaked me the eff out when I saw this initially, but the this is exclusively what the company does and they seem to know what they’re doing, I don’t need to ever be actually around the bees and it’s not like they’re just swarming at street level, plus honeybees are good for, ya know, life on earth. So, gets an overall shrug from me. I can’t imagine this being used as a “perk” (?!?) to entice employees back to the office like The Original K. has seen though, that seems bizarre.
Jude* September 1, 2021 at 5:33 pm Our new office that we’re meant to be moving into in a couple of weeks has bees on the roof. Except its only about 6 floors high. They showed us the video as part of their ‘yay let’s get excited to go back to the office after 18 months working from home!’ spiel. I’ve never been so glad I keep my webcam off, like, you’re trying to tempt me out of my comfy pyjamas by telling me I’ll be surrounded by bees whenever I step outside? Great sell.
EPLawyer* September 1, 2021 at 11:24 am Yeah. Bees are great. We would not be able to eat without them. However, they are NOT pets and need to be properly cared for. Not to mention the danger to people who are allergic. This is just such a stupid idea.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:29 am Bees are livestock and have to be tended properly! You gotta be your own veterinarian as well, making sure they don’t have mites, etc…
Jonaessa* September 2, 2021 at 2:39 pm Fun fact: Bees can be sent through the U.S. mail. Fun story: I was waiting in line at the post office to collect the mail we had on hold since our office was closed at the beginning of the pandemic. (Bills still have to get paid.) A clerk came out and asked a customer, “Are these the bees?” Cue my look of bewilderment. Then the customer replied, “No, those are not them.” Cue my look of absolute astonishment! Wait. So someone sent you bees through the mail and the package the clerk brought out wasn’t even them?!? How many bees are they delivering back there?!?! So I did what any Nosy Rosy would do and went up to ask about this special delivery, at a six-foot distance, of course. Once he received the package, the customer was kind enough to show me how they are packaged to be shipped through the mail, and he was very proud to show me the queen and tell me how she would acclimate herself to the new environment. (Fortunately, I was dressed appropriately.) It totally blew my mind that everyone was so nonchalant about bee shipping, like everyone knew. Duh. I mean, I knew you could ship potatoes and flip-flops, but bees were a new one for me. I told anyone and everyone who would listen because I thought it was so amazing.
Monday Monday* September 1, 2021 at 11:30 am I came to say this!!!! I used to keep aquariums at home and found out I was severely allergic to one of the foods I fed them — something very common and basic you can get in any pet store. Just someone opening the container in the same room would cause a major reaction and I would have to immediately jump in the shower and take meds. Ever have hives on your eyeball??!?! I don’t recommend it. I would think the OP could use this argument at least to get out of this. But Alison’s advice about the animal rescue is genius!
NotRealAnonForThis* September 1, 2021 at 12:52 pm re: Hives on Eyeballs. Yes. And they SUCK golf balls through a garden hose.
Omnivalent* September 1, 2021 at 11:32 am Greenwashing. The company gets to brag about how it’s helping to “save the bees” (they’re not). There are companies that can be hired to install and maintain the bees, paint the hives with the company logo/colors, and bottle the honey with a custom label to sell to employees or customers. At least nobody has to take the bees home.
PT* September 1, 2021 at 12:20 pm How is this any different than someone who installs a fishtank in the lobby or a koi pond in the courtyard and hires a company to maintain it, though? This is pretty common.
Omnivalent* September 1, 2021 at 12:46 pm The difference is that nobody claims that they put a fishtank in the lobby to “save the fish”, or that paying someone to maintain the koi pond is funding critical research on protecting marine life.
Analytical Tree Hugger* September 1, 2021 at 3:58 pm As others pointed out above, the potential for allergies makes bees much higher risk than a pond.
Anax* September 1, 2021 at 11:44 am Honestly, I think it’s the same reason tech companies have “on site perks” like game rooms, laundry, and catering – “we can give you everything you would have at home, so why would you EVER LEAVE?” Anything like that is a huge red flag for me; I’m in IT, so … everyone knows the “cool” companies are the ones that work their employees to the bone.
RagingADHD* September 1, 2021 at 6:32 pm They aren’t literally *in* the office. They are off in an outdoor space or on the roof where people who are phobic or allergic wouldn’t have any reason to go anyway. Many places also have beekeeping associations or an agricultural extension service who will place the hive and come every couple of weeks to tend it. Bees that are “queenright” (have a healthy queen) are very docile and take no interest in humans who aren’t messing with the hive. We have a hive in the backyard and like to sit and watch them come and go. For folks who don’t have special concerns, it can be very soothing, like watching water.
pandop* September 2, 2021 at 5:35 am We have bee hives in several places on campus, but we also have a pretty green campus generally, considering we are a city centre university. So they just fit in with the other flora and fauna around the place.
The Original K.* September 1, 2021 at 11:13 am Bees: https://futurism.com/the-byte/offices-live-bees There’s also an article in the NY Times.
Just Another Squirrel* September 1, 2021 at 11:17 am *Lucille Bluth voice* They don’t allow you to have bees in here.
Seeking Second Childhood* September 1, 2021 at 12:48 pm Notre Dame in Paris had bees on the roof before the fire. The beekeeper reported they survived & continued to thrive after being relocated. (Buckfast Abbey bees if anyone but me cares.)
MsSolo (UK)* September 2, 2021 at 5:15 am I don’t really know anything about bees, but it makes sense to me that there’d be a specific species who presumably also make the honey that goes in Buckfast Tonic Wine (everyone’s favourite disclaimer: the use of the word tonic is not meant to imply medicinal properties)
AndersonDarling* September 1, 2021 at 11:11 am I worked at an office that was considering bringing in a petting zoo for a Friday. But Leadership realized that morale was so low that even a zoo of cute critters wouldn’t make a difference. At least they acknowledged how bad things were and knew they would have to make huge progress to turn things around. Turtles. Eeesh. There are a dozen of bad ideas that are better than that one.
Coenobita* September 1, 2021 at 1:40 pm Yeah, I mean, one time an animal rescue brought a van full of adoptable dogs to the little park by my office, and that was a great day. But I think that’s probably the maximum level of animal-related morale building appropriate for (near) the workplace!
CatCat* September 1, 2021 at 11:17 am Usually we are referencing metaphorical bees when we tell folks their bad workplace is full of bees. But now it can be literal!
Charlotte Lucas* September 1, 2021 at 11:23 am Unless you work at a farm or living museum… No. I do love that my CSA sells honey from bees that live on the farm & pollinate the crops. (They belong to a beekeeper friend of the farmer, so they visiting bees, I guess.)
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:30 am Yeah, A TRAINED BEEKEEPER takes care of the bees at museum and zoo installations of hives! Not some dude from accounting who doesn’t know how to find the queen.
CoveredInBees* September 1, 2021 at 11:35 am Yeah. My town has at least two local beekeepers who sell honey and honey products and it feels so nice to get thoroughly locally made stuff. They also have a wonderfully distinct taste.
Retro* September 1, 2021 at 11:27 am Honestly there’s bound to be at least one company out there who would do it for that reason. “We look dysfunctional, and maybe we are, but in this family, dysfunction works! Because we’re special! Look at us being quirky!”
Apocalypse How* September 1, 2021 at 11:26 am Bees?!? How on G-d’s green earth would bees get people to come BACK to the office? I have a phobia of bees, so that would ensure I either work from home permanently or quit.
The New Wanderer* September 1, 2021 at 11:29 am Same here – I can’t imagine an idea better designed to keep me away from that office forever. Better benefits, comp days, or bonuses are so much better and more reasonable than gimmicks.
Elenna* September 1, 2021 at 11:36 am Yeah, I also have a (mild, fortunately) phobia and this would do the exact opposite of enticing me to come in! Like, bees are great, pollination is great, I love honey, but I would like to appreciate them from a safe faraway distance thank you very much.
CoveredInBees* September 1, 2021 at 11:49 am I think it is an option for employees to do during the workday. Outside.
Aggretsuko* September 1, 2021 at 5:25 pm Yeah, bees would be a discourager (I got stung twice during pandemic).
NotAnotherManager!* September 1, 2021 at 11:30 am Do they not understand that an office full of bees is a *BAD* thing?!?!?
Princess Deviant* September 1, 2021 at 11:32 am This would make me sick to my stomach. I have a phobia of bees and any other buzzing insect actually. Who the hell thinks up these ideas? I’m so mad!
londonedit* September 1, 2021 at 11:33 am There have been beehives on the rooftops of buildings in London for several years now – Fortnum & Mason have beehives in the city to make their own honey, and several hotels (including the Ritz!) have done it too. The bees have a quieter and less interrupted route to their favourite feeding places, and they don’t disturb anyone. But I suppose there’s a difference between that and actually trying to put beehives in places where people will be working.
Hornswoggler* September 2, 2021 at 9:29 am I saw an article recently saying there were too many beehives in London now and some beekeepers are moving them out of the city. There isn’t enough nectar to sustain the current population and they are detrimental to the wild bee population because they are taking all the food.
Nanani* September 1, 2021 at 11:49 am “The office is full of bees” is NOT an enticement! Are they also decorating the meeting room with red flags? You know, because colour theory says red has positive associations.
HoHumDrum* September 1, 2021 at 12:01 pm This enrages me on behalf of the workers, but also IMO getting someone an animal when they don’t have the drive/time/resources/interest/expertise to provide enthusiastic and loving care for the animals lifespan is animal abuse. There is just no way random office workers who never asked for this are gonna be able to give bees or turtles the high quality care they deserve.
Lacey* September 1, 2021 at 12:19 pm I… what? Bees are wonderful and important, but they’re not exactly a work perk.
Girasol* September 1, 2021 at 12:34 pm I’m allergic and I shiver every time I read about this. I don’t object to an arrangement in a city where a beekeeper uses a company’s roof for his hives. Bees are important and somewhat endangered. But the thought that company employees should see them as an office perk and be interacting with them…ughh.
FlyingAce* September 1, 2021 at 12:38 pm Wouldn’t make me ditch WFH, I already have bees visiting my garden at home :D
No bees please* September 1, 2021 at 12:47 pm If you want me to go anywhere, adding BEES into the mix is not gonna do it. What on earth.
Ladybugger* September 1, 2021 at 1:03 pm BEES!!! I’m not even allergic but I would lose my shit if my company GOT BEES at a WORKPLACE. BEES. I’m sorry that’s even weirder than turtles.
Anon100* September 1, 2021 at 1:32 pm I’m all for urban beehives – then again, the first place I worked for that had beehives on the roof was the USDA so it made sense.
Mami21* September 1, 2021 at 5:52 pm My old office also had bees! Not on purpose, though, a swarm just set up shop in the ceiling one day.
WHY BEES* September 1, 2021 at 6:17 pm Nothing would make me quit on the spot quite like AN OFFICE FULL OF BEES
nnn* September 2, 2021 at 12:14 am My insectphobia and I would be look for a new job so fast!! I mean, I understand the role of pollinators in the ecosystem, I even (hypocritically) enjoy honey myself, but deliberately introducing (stinging!) insects into what is supposed to be an insect-free office environment is a hard no!
Jessi Bustamante* September 2, 2021 at 8:41 am “Some companies will do anything except give employees what they actually want or need.” This is what I’m noticing more and more as people come back from remote work, etc. A company I know of is trying to encourage people to embrace the benefits of working in the office together and made a playlist on Spotify apparently instead of offering any flexibility with teleworking.
Mathilde* September 1, 2021 at 11:03 am Oh wow. A turtle. In place of benefits and raises. That’s new.
Marzipan Shepherdess* September 1, 2021 at 11:27 am But benefits, raises, promotions, generous vacation and sick-leave time cost the company more than getting a turtle whose care you then foist off on your hapless employees! And, since you’re unwilling to hear “no” or acknowledge that sometimes people push back for good reason, you can solve the office morale problem by getting them an unwanted, disease-spreading pet! How DARE they be ungrateful for THAT?
Maglev to Crazytown* September 1, 2021 at 2:55 pm What about a free bottle baby kitten from work? Had a litter of four ferals removed from the attic crawl space directly above my desk last week. After listening to them cry for 2.5 hours before maintenance arrived, I think I trauma bonded, and ended up with one. Honestly, best thing I’ve gotten out of my work environment in years now.
Kal* September 2, 2021 at 3:55 am I have to say that I feel bad for those poor babies going through that, and then it sounds like they got ripped apart from each other right after. Sounds like they’ve had a lot of trauma in their short lives. Hope their lives can get better now.
Tricksie* September 2, 2021 at 3:08 pm Thank you for taking care of the kitty! I hope they all got caring owners.
Fake Old Converse Shoes (not in the US)* September 1, 2021 at 11:04 am I once interviewed at a place where they had a company dog (German Shepherd, to be precise). The CEO explained to me employees were expected to take turns taking care of him, taking him for a walk, serving his food and everything. I’m a cat person. Cats know it, dogs too. I love to think the he voted for me not to be hired, considering his aggressive welcome.
UKDancer* September 1, 2021 at 11:10 am That’s ridiculous. I like dogs but I like breathing better and prefer to avoid a major allergic reaction. No way on earth would I be a good person to look after a dog. Obviously not a place where people with allergies can feel safe.
nothing rhymes with purple* September 1, 2021 at 1:37 pm There are some spectacular stories in the archives here about interactions between workers with dog allergies and dog owners who love dogs too much to believe in allergies.
Don't Remember* September 1, 2021 at 11:12 am My husband worked at a company that had an office cat and a snake, but it was a pet supply warehouse. The cat was abandoned in the parking lot. As for the snake, an employee chose to bring in and take care of it himself. The cat stayed there over the weekends or went home with someone who voluntarily took it on occasion. No one was obligated and cats are a bit more self sufficient than most animals.
Don't Remember* September 1, 2021 at 11:14 am To add: I assume no one in the office was allergic or they wouldn’t have allowed it. I can’t say for sure though.
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 12:11 pm In a pet supply company an office pet makes sense. I also like that those were both animals that were self-sufficient enough to stay on their own for a weekend. (I am assuming there was automation and timers for the snake’s terrarium to turn lights and misters if needed on and off.)
JB* September 1, 2021 at 12:12 pm Cats can be a bonus in a warehouse as they provide low-cost ongoing pest control, and it’s more open-air than your usual, say, office. That’s one reason a lot of shops also have a shop cat. It does mean they’ll miss out on employees that are very allergic (or, I suppose, afraid of cats) so it’s a cost the business needs to weigh.
Cat and dog fosterer* September 1, 2021 at 2:03 pm Pet supply companies have endless bags of food, which definitely needs pest control. It doesn’t have to be a cat, but it’s the obvious option.
R2-beep-boo* September 1, 2021 at 4:36 pm I work for a food processor and have seen the FDA warning letters that effectively state “No, Llama Feed Manufacturer, you absolutely cannot feed a ‘warehouse cat’ and count that as pest control.” But maybe in other applications, sure.
WS* September 2, 2021 at 12:07 am You can’t count a cat as a substitute for legally required pest control, but you can have one doing pest control nonetheless!
AnonTech* September 1, 2021 at 11:15 am Wait. Converse, was this in Europe a number of years ago, and did the company’s name start with a G? Because that’s my company!!
Gracely* September 1, 2021 at 11:40 am A German shepherd literally bit off one of my fingers when I was a child (I was walking my own dog, and the off-leash German shepherd attacked us). I actually don’t hold a grudge against dogs in general, but it definitely made me more of a cat person. I wouldn’t blame anyone who doesn’t want to have pets in their workplace, for whatever reason. I definitely would nope the fuck out of a situation where I was expected to take care of the office dog. Like, just let people WFH if you think they need a pet in their office.
Filosofickle* September 1, 2021 at 11:52 am Hey, I worked in a place with a company German Shepherd! The dog was originally housed in my department, in the office of the owner (of both the dog and the company) who was frequently OOO so the care fell to us. Worse, she was a rescue dog with separation anxiety. But our little department did not want to be responsible for the dog and take her on walks, much less clean up the dog’s vomit when she spun herself in anxiety circles. Eventually the dog was relocated to another department that actually wanted to care for her. There was so much grumbling and side-eyeing about our awfulness but I DGAF.
BuildMeUp* September 1, 2021 at 12:17 pm Iirc German Shepherds are fairly active and smart dogs that need a good amount of exercise and stimulation. This sounds like a bad situation for employees and for that poor dog!
Lacey* September 1, 2021 at 12:21 pm That’s wild! I’ve interviewed a couple of places that had office dogs, but they also had clear owners and staff weren’t expected to care for them.
Mockingjay* September 1, 2021 at 1:33 pm That poor dog! Dear god, changing caregivers all the time is absolutely the worst thing for that type of dog. GSDs need a ton of stable structure, attention, and training. (We have GSD mix rescues. They do very well because Hubby and I are adamant about maintaining stable boundaries for them. These dogs are NOT for the uninformed owner or caregiver.)
tamarack and fireweed* September 2, 2021 at 12:56 am There is a business I use that has a large German Shepherd as a company dog. But it’s a greenhouse / nursery, so that seems fine to me. (But then she’s pretty awesome, too.)
a developer* September 2, 2021 at 1:59 am We have an “office dog” but in actuality he belongs to one of the employees, she just brings him in when she comes to work. It works fairly well in that the whole office adores him, and he also likes everyone in the office. I know allergies could be a concern, but i’m pretty sure most of the office now considers the dog the most important employee there, including the bosses. When it came down to a conflict between the dog and an employee, the employee would 100% lose. It’s a smaller company, if that matters.
Rosemary* September 2, 2021 at 6:53 am Back when we went to the office, my dog came with me almost every day. He for sure was the most important employee there! If I happened to come in without him, the first thing everyone asked was “where is [dog]?!”
Nothing Rhymes With Purple* September 2, 2021 at 11:28 am That an allergic employee would get forced out in favor of the dog is not actually an unqualified good.
MMMMMmmmmMMM* September 1, 2021 at 11:04 am … I cant even. Like, I have snails in my office, but /I/ put them there. They’re in a cute closed aquarium! I don’t have to feed them! They are small! I could leave for a week and they would be okay! But FORCING a pet on you? Who covers the care costs? Food? What about a vet trip? I’m betting the company didn’t think about that. I think Allison is right and you should contract some sort of animal society. … wow.
Teapot Librarian* September 1, 2021 at 11:13 am Yes, I have an aquatic friend that I keep in my office, too, but like you, I put them there! (It was a little bit of a rough transition when I brought them home in a McDonald’s soda cup on March 13 and then had to figure out how my feline friends would treat them, but all has been okay.) An office TURTLE?!? Plus, turtles have pretty long lifespans, at least if they’re taken care of appropriately. Who is handling its vet bills?
Need More Sunshine* September 1, 2021 at 11:18 am I want to hear about the snail set up too! I love snails and now am seriously considering getting some for my office…
MMMMMmmmmMMM* September 1, 2021 at 12:50 pm Ahahah! So, I work for a University’s biology department (so its a bit less weird than just having snails in a cube farm…), and we were trying to find a way to grow an aquatic plant we needed for a lab, since it would be much easier than buying it every year. So, I set up a small aquarium in my office with soil from our greenhouse and aged water. HOWEVER, plants need nitrogen to grow right? So one of our professors does research on snails, and I asked if she could give me some of her guaranteed parasite free snails so they could help with the nitrogen cycle (aka… snail poop is good for plants). And its kinda blossomed from there. I’ve named the snails, and everyone is happy. :)
Forkeater* September 1, 2021 at 11:14 am It’s funny, I like almost all creatures with six legs or fewer, but I’m mildly snail phobic after reading a couple of Patricia Highsmith short stories. I don’t if animals ever really belong in the office.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:18 am We have a coral hanging out. As far as I can tell it’s quite happy.
Code Monkey, the SQL* September 1, 2021 at 11:39 am Yes yes yes yes. This is one giant WHAT THE…!? I have cats that would happily devour the Company Turtle. I have toddlers that would happily use the Company Turtle as a teether and contract salmonella. Who on EARTH thinks an involuntary pet is a morale builder?? This is so many failures-to-think-it-through rolled into one, I don’t even know where to start.
All the words* September 1, 2021 at 11:40 am How many of these office workers would even recognize if the turtle was in distress and needed a vet? To me this boss’ play is so morally wrong. Here’s a living creature for you all to pass around like it’s a pet rock. None of you probably know how to care for it, or have a set up to do so at home, but that’s exactly what you’ll all be doing. I guarantee these particular turtles won’t have a happy, long life. I’d have animal welfare on this a.s.a.p.
Observer* September 1, 2021 at 12:05 pm How many of these office workers would even recognize if the turtle was in distress and needed a vet? I’d be willing to bet that the answer is ZERO – and that includes the boss. Because if he did understand this much he’d understand HOW BAD this idea is.
JB* September 1, 2021 at 12:14 pm Even many people who WANT a turtle don’t know how to take care of one properly. There’s a lot of misinformation out there, spread by chain pet stores and exotic animal suppliers who want to convince you that anything small enough to fit in a tank is ‘cheap and easy’ to take care of.
EPLawyer* September 1, 2021 at 12:31 pm THIS. I want a turtle. Have been researching literally for YEARS what it takes to care for one. Still not ready because every bit of research shows how much work it is.
A Feast of Fools* September 1, 2021 at 12:59 pm An ex-BF once gave me a small turtle that he’d caught in the canal behind his house in Florida. I was living in Idaho at the time. I did the best I could, but the turtle ate all my fish in the tank. I got a separate tank, but had trouble creating the right balance between water and dry land and heat. I moved to a different state (closer to ex-BF) and, after a few months, truly realized what a terrible turtle parent I am. Thankfully, I was able to drive it back to Florida and release it in the exact spot where ex-BF first found it. Having an office turtle that gets passed around and receives haphazard care is animal cruelty.
Tupac Coachella* September 1, 2021 at 1:38 pm This is exactly what I thought. Turtles are super cute and wouldn’t mind having one (my vet’s office has a few, and I love checking them out when we go in), but I know that ALL animals have specific needs. I have no idea how to properly take care of a turtle and don’t really have the time or extra cash to put into learning, so I don’t have a turtle. I really like animals, and would enjoy an office pet immensely, but not at the expense of the animal’s happiness and safety, and definitely not if my coworkers with no interest or straight up objection to the pet were expected to help care for it.
Anomalous* September 1, 2021 at 2:03 pm And good luck finding an appropriate vet. Care of birds, reptiles, and other “exotics” is pretty specialized, and not all vets have the knowledge or desire. Plus, most vets have been very busy, and those with the knowledge and desire may not have the time.
library-adjacent* September 1, 2021 at 12:20 pm I mean, I’ve worked in places where there was a shop cat or dog- it’s less weird in places like warehouses and fabrication shops: these would be animals that showed up as strays and stuck around– sometimes there would be a person who was officially responsible for the animal (generally the owner of the business), but these were oddball workplaces to start with. Sometimes there would be a vague sense that the dog/cat provided security and/or pest control, but it was also often the case that the pet lived on site and whoever showed up first in the morning would be the person to open the can of dog food. Sometimes people would embrace animal care responsibilities but it was never actually part of someone’s job description and there definitely wasn’t an expectation that random people would take on work or financial responsibility related to the animals (all of the shop dogs/cats I’ve known have had rich, fulfilling lives with lots of devoted friends and would usually end up spending their senior years as a beloved family pet). This turtle business is a whole other thing, though!
Freddybeans* September 1, 2021 at 12:36 pm Hey, I had snails in my office, too! When I was laid off, they came home with me. You wouldn’t expect snails to be a lot of fun, but they are!
MMMMMmmmmMMM* September 1, 2021 at 1:19 pm I love when one of them is on leaf, goes a bit too far, and falls off. Its a very cute slow decent to the bottom of the tank.
Charlief* September 2, 2021 at 4:11 am As a FYI I have a severe phobia of slugs and snails and this would do me in. Like I couldn’t concentrate on anything other than the snail/ if I didn’t notice it was there and then saw it I would scream (involuntary reaction). Please make sure that people know you have snails in your office if they are meeting there and be willing to go somewhere else if they need to.
Elizabeth West* September 1, 2021 at 11:04 am I hate this boss and I am firmly on the side of save the turtles.
Charlotte Lucas* September 1, 2021 at 11:26 am Re-enact the scene from ET where Elliott frees the frogs!
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 1:20 pm I had a teacher bring in a baby snapping turtle as the “class pet” which she was keeping in a mason jar. Just a jar of water with air holes poked in it. I confess- I stole it. Kept it in my pocket the whole day and showed it to my mom when she took us home. He was released and I hope he is currently living a lovely and happy life not being in a mason jar. I would absolutely steal this turtle before the day was out. Don’t know how, but I would.
Teekanne aus Schokolade* September 1, 2021 at 1:31 pm I would give kid you $10 and a high five for being awesome.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 1:42 pm Never fear, my dad was intensely proud of me and I got Victory Ice Cream when he learned about it.
Slow Gin Lizz* September 1, 2021 at 1:50 pm The most well-deserved ice cream reward of all time. Go you!
Clorinda* September 1, 2021 at 11:41 am I am sitting my daughter’s pets while she’s at college. Reptiles have NEEDS. They are not easy pets.
HarvestKaleSlaw* September 1, 2021 at 11:55 am Reptiles are a humongous PITA. People think they’re easy because they don’t emote much. They are, in fact, colossal divas, for the most part.
SimonTheGreyWarden* September 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm One of my snakes is THE MOST DRAMATIC EVER and will refuse to eat sometimes at random, always poops in his water, has managed to escape his tank once after the cat sat on it and knocked the screen the slightest bit askew….(corn snakes are born escape artists)…. he’s a jerksnake, but I love him. But then I had WANTED corns since I was 13 and got them at 30 after years and YEARS of research and consideration. My sister has a lot of reptiles and their health can go downhill so fast, and it is hard to recognize. She just lost her Savannah Monitor of nearly 10 years to some illness she never saw until too late. It’s a shock how finicky reptiles are. They are not pet rocks.
HarvestKaleSlaw* September 1, 2021 at 12:46 pm “Corn snakes are born escape artists.” Holy hell is this the truth.
ophelia* September 1, 2021 at 1:45 pm Yep. My daughter’s kindergarten class had a corn snake, BUT it was the *teacher’s* snake, kids participating in snake care was a) voluntary, b) closely supervised, and c) only done in the classroom.
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 12:28 pm Yup – the only environment even remotely in the same realm of work to keep up as a reptile terrarium is to successfully keep a salt water aquarium (even before you add live corals). Just because they don’t snuggle or otherwise emote doesn’t mean they don’t have major care needs.
Anax* September 1, 2021 at 11:58 am And heck, so many people already have cats, maybe including OP – which can’t interact safely with reptiles, at all, full stop. Cat saliva is toxic to reptiles (and… most other animals), and salmonella can be deadly to cats. I’m sure there are ways to keep them separate safely – and I’m also betting that underpaid employees are low on space and energy to do so safely, and that the company-provided turtle accommodations won’t deter a curious kitty. (ARE there any company-provided turtle accommodations, or are the poor things just supposed to wander the cubicle floors?) I mean, heck, one of our cats opens sealed Amazon packages for fun, an aquarium is going to be zero deterrence. Which is why we don’t have reptiles.
Ana Gram* September 1, 2021 at 12:20 pm This is a really interesting fact. I had no idea. And, yeah, cats will get into anything. I woke up once to my cat munching on frozen shrimp in my bed. He’d gone into the freezer, selected a bag of frozen shrimp, dragged the bag upstairs, into the bedroom, and onto the bed, and selected a nice little shrimp to lick and chew. He was diabolical.
Slow Gin Lizz* September 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm OMG, your cat is a genius!! A diabolical genius, obviously, but a genius nonetheless. How did he even get the freezer open???
Ana Gram* September 1, 2021 at 1:31 pm I don’t know but my suspicion is that he got on top on the fridge and pushed the freezer door open from the top. He liked to hang out on top of the fridge and was always curious about what I was hiding in there but I never thought he’d get inside!
Jean* September 1, 2021 at 1:07 pm I’m lol-ing heartily at the image of this. I have 2 cats, and I could see both of them doing this if they could figure out how to get into my freezer.
Jessen* September 1, 2021 at 1:10 pm And this is why I have child locks all over my apartment despite not having or wanting children.
Anax* September 1, 2021 at 3:42 pm Yeah, cat saliva has a lot of bacteria even compared to other animals, and they groom with their saliva so it’s… everywhere. One of the reasons they can be such hazards to wildlife; a casual swipe or knead or nibble can lead to sepsis. (And dose matters, so while a human will normally be fine, a small animal is likely to have a much harder time.) And oh, jeez, what a menace. I can imagine ours doing that too. It’s a good thing they’re cute!
PT* September 1, 2021 at 12:26 pm The first time I set up my fishtank after I got my cat, she was a kitten, and I put a sticky mat on every surface around it to deter jumping. The shelf next to it, the lid of the filter, the lid of the fishtank, were all covered in sticky mat. She lost interest pretty quickly.
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 12:33 pm Yup – cats are incredible at what they can manage (which is part of why I don’t currently have cats – it wouldn’t be fair to my fish). My brother has a cat that has destroyed three vacuum cleaners without hurting himself at all.
Dawbs* September 1, 2021 at 3:31 pm Right? No keeping them out. I own a cat who kept getting into the potentially hazardous part of the basement- some home improvements we were working on had sruff we wanted to leave accessible. So we put in a door…that he learned to open so we added a hook and eye that he also learned to open. Improved the door and…. He climbed into the drop ceiling in the safe side and onto ductwork to get into the dangerous side. Where he left the duct and fell through and then was trapped on that side. We gave up and removed the hazards.
Slow Gin Lizz* September 1, 2021 at 12:06 pm Agreed. I am on Team Save the Turtles and also on Team OP Get Out of There ASAP. I would think that the Board of this non-profit might like to know that the ED is giving away turtles (and expecting already overworked employees to care for them and take time away from, you know, their actual jobs, wtf), but it would depend entirely on what kind of Board it is. Some Boards wouldn’t care whatsoever, and a Board of an org that overworks and underpays its employees is more likely to be that kind of Board. Still, I really wonder what other kinds of foibles this ED has, aside from Turtlegate, needing to be validated all the time, and putting employees on the spot. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg of her many many faults. OP, this place is full of bees and I hope we see an update from you soon on your new job. And am I the only one who wonders why in the world she choose *turtles* of all animals and not the more common hamster or guinea pig? Not that I would condone either of those animals (or any animals) in this situation, but really…turtles????
Red 5* September 1, 2021 at 6:00 pm I’m assuming there’s a social media tend behind the idea, but last I heard the influencer “bad idea pet” of the moment was hedgehogs.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* September 1, 2021 at 11:04 am I had to double check to make sure I had actually taken my meds today after reading this. For a moment I was sure I hadn’t. Wow.
Temperance* September 1, 2021 at 11:16 am Okay I just cackled at this comment. It is the WEIRDEST thing I’ve ever heard.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* September 1, 2021 at 11:21 am Funny thing is, it’s not hyperbole, I honestly wondered if my schizophrenia was acting up for a second! All good now, although I just have nothing beyond a Spock quizzical look to give as advice!
Temperance* September 1, 2021 at 12:09 pm Oh I just wanted to be clear – I thought that the turtle situation was the weirdest thing ever! I can absolutely see how it might come off as a hallucination. (I recalled your schizophrenia dx from previous comments.)
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* September 1, 2021 at 12:18 pm Haha, no worries mate :) I think this letter is going right up alongside the Mayan shaman and the boss who pees in the sink as my ‘wtf’ favourites.
Batty Twerp* September 1, 2021 at 4:19 pm I think I missed the Mayan shaman. But if its “office turtle” level weirdness, I might have to save it for a less busy day when I can truly enjoy it.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* September 1, 2021 at 4:24 pm Much older post and…it’s weirder. Like ‘even off my meds I couldn’t come up with anything this bonkers’ level.
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 12:45 pm Agreed Keymaster – it’s so weird it seems like a fever dream to read. Sadly – only the poor animals and employees will suffer, and the misguided and needy ED will continue to sow her seeds of chaos.
Redd* September 1, 2021 at 4:39 pm I felt similar. I haven’t had a partial seizure in months but I thought I must be having one when I read this mess.
CatPerson* September 1, 2021 at 11:06 am “Oh I can’t, I’m afraid of turtles.” “Oh I can’t, my cat would eat the turtle.” “Turtles are a delicacy in my culture. Would you like to try my homemade turtle soup?” The possibilities are endless. Let’s have some fun with this.
Lady Ann* September 1, 2021 at 11:20 am My cats would definitely find the turtle to be an interesting culinary challenge. No small animal is safe in my house.
NotAnotherManager!* September 1, 2021 at 11:33 am I think mine are too dumb to catch their own food (see the mouse that I had to catch and put outside while they lazed about in the same room), but we do not have small animals or fish in our home because we have two cats. At minimum, the smarter cat would stress the turtle out stalking it (or glaring through the aquarium glass).
EvilQueenRegina* September 1, 2021 at 11:28 am Just give Boss a copy of the Judy Blume book Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing. For anyone not familiar with the Superfudge books, Fudge (aged about 2 at the time I think) swallows Peter’s pet turtle.
EvilQueenRegina* September 1, 2021 at 2:10 pm Thinking about it, Dribble was another example of inappropriate turtle giving. As I remember, Peter won that turtle as a prize at a birthday party and Mrs Hatcher wasn’t thrilled when he brought him home.
AGD* September 1, 2021 at 3:52 pm I’ve been thinking of this all the way down the thread but couldn’t remember which Judy Blume book it came from!
Reality Check* September 1, 2021 at 11:36 am “We’re terrible with pets. We ended up killing the last two we had.”
Happy Lurker* September 1, 2021 at 1:34 pm True story! Brought young son out to get a fish. He fell in love with the turtle. He tried to feed it the first day and it pinched his finger. I fed it from that day forward. It grew quite a bit, we purchased a couple larger aquariums. I caught the turtle eating the rocks in the bottom of the aquarium. It passed a few weeks later, we found it before the kids woke up. We did have it 3 or 4 years. I wasn’t sorry to see it go. Just sad I couldn’t care for it appropriately. By the way, it is nearly impossible to give away a red eared slider. I tried for a couple years.
Casey* September 1, 2021 at 12:20 pm I always say that the only living creature type that I am capable of keeping alive is humans. Seriously. Those plants that the kids bring home in kindergarten- all die. The goldfish they win at carnivals- never last more than a few days. I follow all the instructions but still, I don’t know… So I’d never take responsibility for a turtle’s life, health, and happiness.
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 12:47 pm As a keeper of fish those carnival goldfish games are the height of cruelty. Goldfish are not easy to keep, they are very complex fish with a long list of needs – just the bowl that you commonly see will never suffice.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 1:27 pm Am I allowed to derail and go on my goldfish rant? I would very much like to discuss goldfish needs and the fact that bowls are cruelty and will kill your fish.
Massive Dynamic* September 1, 2021 at 1:49 pm Same – only animals that can communicate very assertively to me that they need food, get food. So, just my kids and my cats. I kill all plants and my cats would murder anything below them in the food chain.
Mockingjay* September 1, 2021 at 1:54 pm True story: About six months ago I had to call my vet. Me: Hi, I think my dog ate a dead baby turtle on our morning walk. Not sure; just need to know whether I should bring him in for scan or just watch for distress signs. (*shell probably won’t digest and cause problems as it moves through) Receptionist: *laughs and laughs. Receptionist: I’m sorry, we hear a lot of dog ate something weird stories, but this is a first. I’ll pull Dog’s chart and have the doctor call you back. PS: Dog apparently spat out dead turtle where I didn’t see as it never appeared on the other end. (Note: my vet and their staff are wonderful and take very good care of us. The receptionist loves all fur babies and spoils ours rotten. If you met my big GSD dork, you’d understand why she laughed. He eats EVERYTHING. Currently he’s being dewormed because he ate…something.)
Zelda* September 2, 2021 at 1:04 am During the first year we had the setter, I googled ‘Is [noun] safe for dogs?’ probably weekly. I have tried explaining to her that her primary sense organ is *supposed* to be her nose, *not* her digestive tract, but she doesn’t seem to believe me.
TeapotNinja* September 1, 2021 at 2:16 pm I have a side gig of running a drug cartel. We have creative uses for turtles.
TurtleLiberationFront* September 1, 2021 at 6:18 pm Offer to take turtle for the weekend, take directly to rescue organization for prearranged foster / release, see how long it takes for anyone to inquire after it (I’m guessing months), if anyone asks claim it died.
Quickbeam* September 1, 2021 at 11:07 am There is no excuse for treating animals like a widget. This is the ugliest letter I’ve read in a long time.
anonymous 5* September 1, 2021 at 11:11 am Yeah…I think we might need a special category in the “Worst Boss” voting this year for “sadistic-level cruelty.”
Observer* September 1, 2021 at 12:09 pm I don’t think it’s cruelty but rather massive stupidity and ignorance. Of course, that’s a dangerous combination the often leads to very cruel and dangerous situations. So, that’s no defense. Especially when it’s coming from a supposedly competent adult.
radfordblue* September 1, 2021 at 5:12 pm “Sadistic” seems a bit much for giving someone an unwanted pet. Thoughtless, clueless, ignorant, sure, but sadistic is over the top.
Need More Sunshine* September 1, 2021 at 11:20 am Yep, this reminds me of when it was “trend” in my high school to carry a miniature (alive!) turtle around in your pocket and PAINT ITS SHELL WITH NAIL POLISH – and then the girls doing this were somehow surprised that their turtles developed tumors on their shells??? It was inexcusable then for 15 year old girls to do this and is even worse coming from an adult business owner?!
londonedit* September 1, 2021 at 11:26 am What?! Carrying an actual live animal around in your pocket at school?? How on earth did they even get away with that? I’m 99.9% sure it’s illegal to buy/sell/import turtles and tortoises in the UK without a proper licence, and it’d certainly be illegal to sell them to 15-year-olds. And at any rate, my school would have come down like a ton of bricks on anyone bringing any sort of animal in. This boggles my mind!
Rebecca1* September 1, 2021 at 11:39 am Probably wild turtles they picked up from ponds, which is worse.
EPLawyer* September 1, 2021 at 12:37 pm Sadly this was a THING 40ish years ago. Really. Which is WHY all those laws about size of turtles, etc. are on the books. When I was a kid, you could buy little turtles at KMart, take them home, still them in a glass bowl and then two weeks later go get another one because they died from improper care.
Seeking Second Childhood* September 1, 2021 at 1:02 pm It’s still comes up now and again. Just a few years ago, Florida had to put out Public Service announcements asking people not to paint turtles. Wild turtles were being vandalized. People aren’t the greatest.
emmelemm* September 1, 2021 at 1:28 pm Or, alternatively, you get a little turtle and eventually it turns into a big turtle and then it’s inconvenient and you just let it go somewhere or worse…
Dawbs* September 1, 2021 at 3:39 pm Last time i was in South Carolina (not picking on SC, it’s just where i saw it most recently 12? years ago), you could buy painted hermit crabs on necklaces to wear at tourist traps. The shells aren’t permanent, but i still hated the idea
HereKittyKitty* September 1, 2021 at 5:53 pm I once inherited a turtle from an elementary school teacher when I was in high school that was a red ear slider (an aquatic turtle) that a student had brought to school to basically abandon (it had gotten bigger) and it had nail polish on its shell. Poor thing was messed up. Thankfully the teacher knew the turtle didn’t belong in the classroom and needed actual care, so I took it home. It was being kept in a non-aquatic environment and I already owned a turtle from my own elementary school days. They both lived happily outside for 15-20 years in our backyard pond.
Princess Deviant* September 1, 2021 at 11:29 am You’ve hit the nail on the head. “Ugliest letter” is a perfect description and I hate this boss.
Slow Gin Lizz* September 1, 2021 at 12:17 pm Yup. Very ugly. I commented above that there are likely a LOT more problems with this boss and that’s just awful. I hope OP gets out of there soon. After rescuing the turtles, of course.
GNG* September 1, 2021 at 12:16 pm This situation made me sad, especially for the turtles. I think it will not end well for anyone. I know Alison recommended pushing back as a group but I can just foresee how many people at the office will suddenly develop a bad memory and just “forget” to bring their turtle home.
KP* September 1, 2021 at 11:07 am Okay well first of all a turtle is better than BEES (?!?!). Also, this is some of the craziest shit I’ve ever heard. I agree with Alison that it calls for a stronger reaction when animal welfare is involved, but you shouldn’t have to be the only person pushing back on it. Can you try and get a group of coworkers together who are somewhat reasonable and lay out your concerns and push back as a group? I really, really hope we get an update on this one.
Anhaga* September 1, 2021 at 11:08 am “I really, really hope we get an update on this one.” Seconding this. Please, LW, please update us when there’s something to update us on.
Slow Gin Lizz* September 1, 2021 at 12:21 pm I really really really hope the update is “ED was arrested and the org is paying everyone a lot better” or “OP got a new job” because either way that ED is bad news and I hope OP moves on to a more healthy environment.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:19 am The turtle is better than bees because it’s easier to keep track of, rehome, and less likely to have deadly allergies associated with it… but wow.
Sloan Kittering* September 1, 2021 at 11:28 am Ha! Yeah, better than bees, but no reptile is going to be the best choice for a low-maintenance pet being passed around from person to person. As Alison states, they’re pretty specific as to needs and requirements. I know with iguanas if you feed them a slightly wrong diet (too much calcium or something) it won’t be immediately obvious but they’ll eventually develop a terrible disease. You could be doing everything else right – temperature, humidity, space, exercise – but overdo it on the spinach-to-kale ratio, and blammo. The best pet for an office to pass around has got to be a tamagotchi (remember those, all us elder millennials?)
Amy Farrah Fowler* September 1, 2021 at 11:34 am “Better than bees” is an abysmally low bar… Poor turtle.
My Boss is Dumber Than Yours* September 1, 2021 at 4:35 pm It’s like when the ED we (the board) were considering firing said “well, the lawyers say what I did probably won’t result in criminal charges” as the *positive* things about her tenure… avoiding criminal prosecution and bee stings are not the standards I apply to my directors… I want just a bit more, thank you very much.
Nikki* September 1, 2021 at 11:40 am So I actually recently saw that Tamagotchis are being re-released!
SarahKay* September 1, 2021 at 11:45 am I remember being at work – retail – and serving customers who wanted a complicated order. Just as they walked up to me the tamagotchi beeped to let me know it needed to be fed. It beeped quietly a couple more times as I worked with them. Then, just as we were nearly done and heading for the till-point I heard its death-knell sound. OP, have you tried the ‘I can’t even keep a tamagotchi alive, I can’t possibly take the turtle’ excuse?
Where’s the Orchestra?* September 1, 2021 at 1:40 pm Best low maintenance pet is a “ tamagotchi.” Snort…..I lost track of how many of my classmates got upset when those were confiscated during class – upset because they were trying to feed it so it didn’t die.
it's-a-me* September 1, 2021 at 11:09 pm I remember lots of kids would set their clocks so day was night, and then the tamagotchi would sleep during school time, and they would wake up every hour to feed it at night.
Lenora Rose* September 1, 2021 at 3:40 pm Well, better than bees indoors, but bees properly maintained in a suitable outdoor location such as the roof, or the exterior window setup described below, and maintained by actual beekeepers… MUCH better than turtles.
Clisby* September 1, 2021 at 11:25 am The only thing I can think of with bees is one of those setups where a clear “hive” is mounted on the outside of a window, with openings so the bees can come and go freely. You can see them building the hive structure, watch the honeycomb being formed, etc. Kind of like having an ant farm, but with bees. My kids’ school had one on a big window, and it was really cool – but the bees weren’t actually inside the building.
Clisby* September 1, 2021 at 11:37 am Also, in this case, the school employees didn’t have to do anything to take care of the bees. The setup was supplied by a local beekeeping assocation – they maintained it and they got the honey. I don’t know whether they offered this only for schools or not – the main purpose was to education people about bees and possibly get some of them interested in keeping bees someday.
Teapot Repair Technician* September 1, 2021 at 12:26 pm The Schuylkill Valley Nature Center in Philadelphia has (or had) a similar hive. Seeing bees like that is fascinating. I was last there around 1980, but I remember those bees like it was yesterday.
Czhorat* September 1, 2021 at 11:51 am “It’s better than filling the office with literal bees” is perhaps the lowest possible bar.
Teapot Repair Technician* September 1, 2021 at 12:15 pm …a turtle is better than BEES… I disagree. I think bees are better. In the article linked above, the beehives are located on the roof of a NYC building, so easily avoidable, and the beekeeping classes are voluntary. Also, presumably, whoever teaches the classes ensures they’re properly cared for, even over weekends and holidays. Furthermore, bees do us the favor of pollinating plants and giving us honey.
Bagpuss* September 1, 2021 at 2:58 pm Yes, I think bees are better. Mostly they will be on a roof or elsewhere away from where people are actually working. Unless they were trying to force everyone to get actively involved in the beekeeping it probably wouldn’t impinge much on the employees (And while it isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, beekeeping is fascinating and a lot of people are interested. I know lots of clubs have waiting lists for their introductory courses )
I'm sure Alison can connect us if needed* September 1, 2021 at 11:07 am SAVE the TURTLES!! I will call a local rescue for you if you feel it would out you in any way. I’ll call the local papers too.
Sloan Kittering* September 1, 2021 at 11:32 am Have to be completely honest, most shelters I know of are pretty over-subscribed already with abandoned pets; they’re probably not going to like, try to seize animals from owners that don’t want to give them up, without real evidence of abuse? I think people are overestimating what they’re going to do in this circumstance, unfortunately.
Myrin* September 1, 2021 at 11:45 am I’m now wondering if this would actually meet thre threshold of abuse? I know very, very little about turtles and even the “classroom pet” many commenters mentioned aren’t a thing I’ve ever encountered where I live so cultural/geographical ideas might differ but I’m thinking that such blatant disregard of an animal’s wellbeing might already constitute abusive?
Rebecca1* September 1, 2021 at 11:48 am Some jurisdictions are stricter than others, but it would probably depend on the care conditions of the turtles. If they have a certain minimum of space, light, heat, food, and water, it probably is legal.
Observer* September 1, 2021 at 12:17 pm Not if they are carrying the turtles back and forth to people’s homes every weekend. For one thing, there is absolutely no way for the employer to insure that they have these minimums in people’s homes. For another, transport is an issue. So is the fact that turtles don’t do to well when it’s in unfamiliar territory – and you are putting them in unfamiliar territory EVERY WEEK.
Sloan Kittering* September 1, 2021 at 11:51 am As Rebecca says above, I bet this varies wildly across regions, but in my experience it’s pretty tough; you’d have to have something egregious to get folks to mobilize to seize an animal. What’s described here doesn’t seem like it’s police action worthy. But they might still be useful as in offering to accept the turtles if the Executive Director’s mind can be changed?
That weird person with pet reptiles* September 1, 2021 at 12:42 pm In my state (and I think many others as well), you can abuse a turtle all you want. Animal abuse laws typically only apply to companion animals and livestock. Otherwise everyone keeping their betta fish in a vase would be breaking the law.
LunaLena* September 1, 2021 at 11:57 am It depends, some shelters will take in anything and find room for them. Especially if it’s something that can live in an aquarium, as opposed to needing a kennel. Or, at the very least, some of them might be able to offer advice and resources on turtle care or rehoming. If there is one in OP’s area, I’d suggest looking specifically for a reptile rescue. In fact, if OP does get an animal welfare group to call the loon/president, I’d ask if they can use the cover story “we heard about your plan after several people called us in a panic, asking for advice on how to take care of sudden turtles…”
Observer* September 1, 2021 at 12:14 pm without real evidence of abuse? You may be correct about what the local animal welfare is going to do. But there is no doubt that they are going to have evidence of abuse. Because this announcement already has evidence of abuse. The idea that you can send turtles home to random employees each week IS abusive to animals like this. I mean, aside from the habitats, how are they being transported? Plastic bag? Someone’s pocket? Someone’s briefcase?
sofar* September 1, 2021 at 12:24 pm Yeah, at the shelter I volunteer at (in the south), they’re not coming to rescue the turtles, unfortunately. If the turtles are technically being fed and sheltered, nothing’s happening. They barely have time to seize animals that are being literally starved, beaten and and used as fight bait. I feel for these turtles, I really do, but I think the only way to get them rehomed is to see if there is a local, dedicated turtle/reptile rescue and LW lobbies with other employees to get the turtles into safe homes.
Sloan Kittering* September 1, 2021 at 1:02 pm Thank you, I realize from the outside it could seem like the perfect solution – but this is my experience too.
I'm just here for the cats!* September 1, 2021 at 1:50 pm Humane societies will. In many places the humane society is in charge of taking animals from dangerous homes. You can also look for turtle or aquatic specific rescues.
Red 5* September 1, 2021 at 6:08 pm In my area you just have to find the right rescue org. They have no shortage of volunteers with a passion for saving X animal and the time/ resources to be enough of a pain. In my hometown, not so much, so it will depend on the location.
Shark Whisperer* September 1, 2021 at 12:16 pm I put this below, but I also wanted put a comment higher up the thread so it might be more visible. The OP should definitely try to find a reptile or turtle specific rescues. Most cat and dog rescues don’t know what to do with reptiles. The Mid-Atlantic Turtle and Tortoise Society (MATTS) is an excellent turtle welfare organization and can probably connect the OP to someone more local to them is they are not in the Mid-Atlantic.
Sloan Kittering* September 1, 2021 at 1:04 pm This is the perfect solution after OP and her coworkers push back and get the boss to agree to surrender the turtles. I still don’t think this org is going to like, seize the turtles under an animal cruelty citizen’s arrest type situation.
I'm sure Alison can connect us if needed* September 1, 2021 at 12:41 pm To all the commenters – I definitely meant a turtle rescue and not to seize the turtles but to try to prevent the whole thing to begin with! And to rehome them if the company did/does go through with the turtle bonding thing.
LilyP* September 1, 2021 at 7:54 pm Yeah, I think having a Very Serious Accredited Animal Rights Institution come in to deliver the “uhhhh wtf” message would carry more weight, especially with someone who clearly doesn’t respect their employees’ opinions already. Like the letter recently about how the big bosses listen to ideas from consultants after dismissing the same ideas from employees. Coming from employees they’ll just hear “oh people are just looking for an excuse to be lazy and undermine me”
Anhaga* September 1, 2021 at 11:07 am This is a first, isn’t it? Wow. Why on earth would anyone think this was a good idea? Mean, any animal is a terrible idea, but a *turtle*? Which is an odd sort of animal to have as a pet anyways, let alone as a mandatory pet that you did not choose? Contact an animal rescue group, and then also leak the story to a news organization that would run with it as a “news of the weird” type thing.
AndersonDarling* September 1, 2021 at 11:17 am I’m imagining the CEO sitting back waiting for all the great press he will get for his innovative idea. I’d be tempted to call the local paper and have them run a story on it. The CEO will brag about his infinite genius and then he will have to deal with all the fallout once the story runs.
kicking_k* September 1, 2021 at 11:25 am I imagine they picked them because they don’t have fur or dander, but…
Beth* September 1, 2021 at 11:56 am Yes, I was thinking “I bet the boss picked turtles because that way, they assumed they could block people from opting out on the basis of an allergy or a phobia.”
UKDancer* September 1, 2021 at 11:26 am Yes. When I was a child I had a maths tutor and she had a tortoise. They’re not the most high maintenance pet out there but they have needs and quirks and they live a long time. My teacher said she got hers as a 21st birthday present and she must have been 50 when I knoew her.
That weird person with pet reptiles* September 1, 2021 at 12:40 pm Most reptiles are pretty easy to care for, but their habitat set up is expensive and large. There’s no way that everyone is set up for it at their homes.
Here we go again* September 1, 2021 at 2:12 pm The turtles from the original rocky are still Sylvester Stallone’s pets.
ErinWV* September 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm I’ve always kind of wanted a pet turtle, not enough to act on it, but they are cute and they seem like they’d be cool to have around. But now that I have read all about the hygienic requirements and salmonella and whatnot, I definitely don’t see turtle stewardship in my future.
ecnaseener* September 1, 2021 at 12:36 pm I wonder if he’s got a buddy who’s a shady turtle breeder or something, and sales were low?
Workerbee* September 1, 2021 at 11:07 am How wonderful for your president to create an environment of fear and loathing so they can be as fully an asshole as they can! (I have had it with assholes being allowed to stay assholes.) For them to endanger a dependent living being is a horrific example of their willful abuse. Please do contact a rescue organization at the very least. Wild imaginations include anonymously tipping off the local news as well…
Macaroni Penguine* September 1, 2021 at 11:08 am Living creatures are not a workplace team building tool! Did your supervisor get this idea from “The Class Room Hamster” in elementary school? Because those two situations are quite different. One difference being, like you mentioned, that turtles have specific care needs and live a long time.
Doc in a Box* September 1, 2021 at 11:14 am At least turtles don’t eat their young? (I’m still traumatized from that, and I’m sure so is the rest of Ms. Deterding’s 1995-1996 class….
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:20 am I guarantee you that the hamster wasn’t having a good time either, if that helps…
Macaroni Penguin* September 1, 2021 at 11:42 am Fair point. I never had a classroom pet when going through elementary school. One presumes that the Class Hamster would have a teacher in charge of its overall care. And that the hamster would stay in the classroom? Or at least the Student Caretakers would sign up for animal companionship willingly? Certainly flaws exist in the Classroom Pet concept. The idea of an Imposed Workplace Turtle is many orders of magnitude worse.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:51 am Yeah, classroom pets have fallen out of favor because changing housing setups regularly is not ideal for any animal, more kids are allergic / know they’re allergic these days, and it’s much better known by the general public how much more space and enrichment animals like rodents actually need.
SimonTheGreyWarden* September 1, 2021 at 12:28 pm The “classroom pet” I remember having one year in school was a pair of monarch caterpillars. We watched them get bigger, kept them in a terrarium thing, no one took them home, and after they pupated we released them outdoors. Best pet ever.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 12:35 pm Yeah, we did that every few years. Very educational, and good from an animal welfare and environmental perspective!
Anon4This* September 1, 2021 at 12:27 pm I used to attend a Saturday morning AA meeting at a Salvation Army that had a pre-school and the meeting was held in the classroom. For a couple years they had some kind of furry creatures in a cage there- hamsters or gerbils or something, I’m not sure. Anyway every Saturday without fail I’d come in and the things would have tipped out all their food and be out of water. I’d refill the water bottle and try to make sure they could at least get to their food. I don’t know if they went through all the water by Saturday morning, or if the staff weren’t filling it up Friday- either way it was poor care. I’m sure by Monday morning they were starving and thirsty.
iliketoknit* September 1, 2021 at 12:41 pm oh man, we had to take the class hamster home for one weekend when I was a kid, and my mom was NOT happy. I also had a nightmare that it got out of its cage, was running around the floor, and I stepped on it and killed it by accident. (Yes, I am an eldest child.)
A Genuine Scientician* September 1, 2021 at 4:33 pm My first grade class had a pet toad. We even wrote a song about it in music class. Student would sign up to bring the toad home over the weekend. The toad died the weekend I brought it home. So on Monday morning, I had to try to explain to my class that the toad had died while I was caring for it. I was crying; I thought they would all blame me and hate me forever. My mother, who did not even want us to have pets, was also crying, primarily due to how distressed I was, but was there because I could not face the class alone (and also she was a stay at home parent). It is honestly one of the more traumatic memories of my childhood.
Macaroni Penguin* September 1, 2021 at 5:56 pm The class pet experience has so, so many systemic flaws. It’s good to hear that this isn’t done so much anymore. And that’s a lesson to the OP’s president. The Moral Turtles are an incredibly bad idea!
Alton Brown's Evil Twin* September 1, 2021 at 11:10 am Goes along with the other behavior of the president, sadly.
This is not my first time.* September 1, 2021 at 11:24 am My son’s kindergarten class had a STUFFED sloth, and even that was a lot of work to take care of for the weekend.
Justme, The OG* September 1, 2021 at 12:06 pm My kid brought home the class guinea pigs in second grade. We had to keep them in her bedroom with the door shut at all times because our cats wanted to make friends with (eat) them.
Eden* September 1, 2021 at 1:57 pm My immediate reaction also. Yikes. (Of course it’s also bad in kindergarten for all of the same reasons Alison says here.)
Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau* September 1, 2021 at 11:08 am Ugh, I’m reminded of a few years back when 2 or 3 young women in my office decided it would be a great idea to get betta fish for their desks in our already cramped open floor plan. They kept them in those tiny 6″x8″ containers that are meant for taking hamsters to the vet and never took them home on the weekends or holidays. The poor things were all dead inside of a few months.
WFH with Cat* September 1, 2021 at 11:31 am I’ve kept bettas (properly) and am always appalled by the horribly wrong info provided by fish/pet shops about how to care for them. They are really beautiful, interesting, and very entertaining fish when provided the basics for a good life. It’s not hard. But they are sold deliberately as disposable decorations. (So are goldfish and many other species. It’s horrendous.) Sorry for the rant. I just hate this sort of nonsense.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:34 am My high school library had a betta but it was kept properly and the librarian took personal responsibility for it over the summer. Pets in the workspace only work if they have ONE competent and committed caretaker.
Jules of the River* September 1, 2021 at 11:52 am Seconding your rant! I’ve seen goldfish advertised as great pets for kids because “they only live for 2-3 years”. Mine is well-cared for and going strong at 8.
SimonTheGreyWarden* September 1, 2021 at 12:30 pm I owned a goldfish for 8 years that had belonged to a friend for 5 years before then before he left for college. The fish finally died but 13 years for a “feeder” goldfish???
Shark Whisperer* September 1, 2021 at 12:39 pm Wild goldfish (prussian carp) actually have a lifespan of 10-15 years. Some breeds of domestic goldfish can live up to 30 years, if they are well taken care of. Like others on this thread, I am continuously frustrated by people’s attitudes toward fish welfare. Thank you, at least, for taking good care of your fish.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 1:36 pm And most feeders are comets, which fall in that 20-30 year range. They’re pretty sturdy.
Bagpuss* September 1, 2021 at 5:08 pm When I bought my previous home, there was a tiny & neglected water feature in the back garden. The pump was broken and I decided that, as I didn’t want a water feature, I would empty out the stagnant sludge and use the ‘basin’ as a planter. After baling out about 2/3 of the contents (which was liquid sludge rather than water!) I was astonished to discover a couple of goldfish.! I ended up doing some high speed research, and after a couple of days in a bucket of gradually diluted sludge, they moved back into the ‘pond’ with clean water, a selection of suitable plants and a mini pump. They lived for another 6 or 7 years (they didn’t, sadly, survive a flash-flood) I am still amazed that they survived in the conditions they had when I moved in.
Teapot Repair Technician* September 1, 2021 at 12:43 pm Agreed! A properly cared-for goldfish can live for many years and grow quite large. The fact that a typical pet goldfish has stunted growth and dies after a couple years is evidence that they are not great pets for most people.
Media Monkey* September 2, 2021 at 5:46 am our childhood goldfish (which came from the fair) lived until they were about 12 or 13 and were massive – about 8 inches long. my poor mum moved house with them and the giant tank had to sit on the floor as it was too heavy for any of the furniture (our previous house was v old with big deep windowsills set into the stone)
tinybutfierce* September 1, 2021 at 12:05 pm Owning fish for a few years as a college student was a mind-blowing experience for me when it came to how the general consensus for their care was “idk, chuck them in a too-small bowl with no filter or anything else at all”, even from pet stores (I still feel bad for the poor koi I got after being told he’d do fine in the same smaller tank my goldfish were in; dude thankfully got to live most of his life rehomed to a big pond, though). My school had some annual carnival type event, and one of the prizes were live goldfish, given out in little glass vases that MAYBE held three cups of water. I ended up with two and pretty much immediately went to town on researching what they actually needed, bought the best aquarium setup I could afford on a college kid budget, and tried to care for them as best I could. Those little feeder goldfish probably lived for about five years; I’m pretty sure most of the others won by fellow students died within a few weeks. ;_;
quill* September 1, 2021 at 12:09 pm Our feeder class-project goldfish lived four years. The dog found it FASCINATING.
Amy Farrah Fowler* September 1, 2021 at 12:48 pm Yeah, even with research, you can make mistakes. I got an aquarium in college, set it up, had it run for a period of time, etc., but apparently the motor on the filter was too strong for the tiniest fish I bought and it just… sucked them up :-( I felt so bad. I had an okay time with mollys for awhile and a great plecostomus that just kept growing. I think I ended up having to rehome him because he outgrew my tank and I was limited on how big of a tank was allowed in the dorms.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 1:38 pm The store told you to put a male koi in with goldfish? Oh no. That’s a no. They’ll try reproducing with your goldfish and trust me, that does not go well. (I mean, the ladies will too, but go look up how koi reproduce)
PT* September 1, 2021 at 12:33 pm Yeah bettas are supposed to be in a 5 gal aquarium with a filter and a heater. They’re happier that way! And honestly, the more water you have in your aquarium, the easier it is to take care of. You don’t get wild fluctuations that require intervention nearly as often.
Seeking Second Childhood* September 1, 2021 at 1:13 pm We kept ours in a five-gallon tank and we trained it to take mosquitoes from our fingers. (You want to bite me sucker? Ha… I’m going to feed you to my fish!)
Alice* September 1, 2021 at 1:41 pm My mother has been taking care of a coworker’s goldfish every August for 7 years now. Just saw the lil dude and he’s doing fine, getting bigger every year. He just requires regular food and cleaning, and a nice tank with his pebbles and fake plant. It’s appalling that people treat fish as disposable and don’t even provide that much.
Jamie Starr* September 1, 2021 at 11:34 am I think I’ve mentioned this before — at a long ago ex-museum job some one who applied for a special events manager position sent the museum a fuchsia and purple male betta fish in a glass bowl, with elaborate purple and fuchsia ribbons around the bowl and a message saying something to the effect of “Tired of fishing for the right candidate? Hire me.” (GUMPTION!) The poor receptionist then had to scramble to figure out how to care for it. There was a Barcelona table in the reception area and the next morning when he came in, there was water all over the table and carpet. I guess the cleaning crew had set the bowl down a bit too hard and it cracked, and most of the water to seeped out over night. (Fish and Barcelona table both escaped damage!) To be honest, I don’t remember what happened to the fish, I hope it was donated to an employee who gave it a good home.
Marillenbaum* September 1, 2021 at 12:46 pm This reminds me of when my father got a fish tank when I was nine. My sister and I were allowed to pick out fish to go in the tank, and I got a little goldfish that I called Minnie. Well, my father, in his infinite wisdom, decided he wanted a betta fish. He put this betta in the fish tank. Sure enough, next weekend when we went to my father’s apartment, Minnie was nowhere to be seen. His betta ate my goldfish, and then promptly exploded because she was bigger than the betta and he just kept chomping down.
Betta recognize* September 1, 2021 at 2:38 pm Ugh. A few people in my office did the same thing a while back. I at least got an actual tank for a fish–something like three gallons? I put in a filter and a heater to keep it at the right temperature, cleaned it diligently every week, and did water treatment so it would be the right pH, etc. I didn’t take him home on weekends, but did any time it was going to be 3+ days away from the office unless someone else was going to be there who could take care of him.
anonymous 5* September 1, 2021 at 11:09 am I fear that a boss who would unilaterally decide that everyone in the office is now saddled with a turtle might *very well* expect OP to put their mother’s health in jeopardy to do so. This has more whiskey, tango and foxtrot than a drunken ballroom dance party.
Ask a Manager* Post authorSeptember 1, 2021 at 11:10 am I honestly don’t think so — people can be ridiculous in this specific way without being cartoon villain level of awful (and usually that’s the case).
Curious* September 1, 2021 at 11:31 am “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”
Elenna* September 1, 2021 at 11:47 am I suspect the president might push back a little with “oh, it’s really a very small chance of salmonella”, but if OP keeps saying that small or not, their mother’s health is at stake (i.e. focus on your mother instead of being drawn into an argument on the exact probability of getting salmonella from a turtle) then yeah, they should back off. That being said, this is 100% bonkers and I agree that you should contact an animal welfare organization.
ecnaseener* September 1, 2021 at 12:39 pm I don’t think he’ll say “I don’t care about your mother’s health” but he might very well say “don’t be silly, the turtles don’t have salmonella” :/
Amy Farrah Fowler* September 1, 2021 at 12:54 pm I think at that point, you can just fall back on the tried and true, “I’m sorry, that won’t be possible.” or the more direct, “That won’t be possible.” Lather, rinse, repeat.
Shark Whisperer* September 1, 2021 at 1:03 pm I hope it won’t even get to this point, but if it does, I think the OP (and her colleagues) should demand that the turtles get tested. Reptile vets (in my experience, at least) are happy to not only test your animal, but also look at the serotype and let you know if it is dangerous to humans Side note: I had no idea there were different types of salmonella until I started working with reptiles. At one aquarium I worked at, all reptiles that came into contact with the public (like were used in educational programs) had to be tested monthly for salmonella. If they were positive, the serotype was checked against CDC data. If it was a serotype known to infect humans, the animal was removed from public programs. If they were positive for salmonella, but it was a serotype that doesn’t easily infect humans, they could continue to do programs.
A Feast of Fools* September 1, 2021 at 1:18 pm Yeah, the c-suite top person of my department would love for everyone to be back in the office. Our CEO has said our “must return” date is at the end of the year, but my great-grandboss is like, “But if you’re vaccinated, what’s the big deal?” He also can’t say “work from home” without miming air quotes with his fingers and winking. BUT when I pointed out that my elderly mother lives with me and that there’s no way I am going to jeopardize her health just we can return to “normal” before the pandemic is over, he backed waaaaay off and is now even making noises about being more flexible with remote work in the future. He did *not* twirl his imaginary mustache and say, “Your mother be-damned! Get back into this office!”
Not Tom, Just Petty* September 1, 2021 at 11:36 am This is a great team building plan. (Aside from the mistreatment of the turtle, which should have made this a non starter from jump…) The same people are going to get stuck doing this. They will resent my coworkers with reasonable reasons to opt out, or the willingness to opt out. “Hey, I have an out of town wedding this weekend and can’t take the turtle.” But you always do! You can take him with you. Nobody else is available. Name that turtle Good Deed, because nobody in this fiasco will go unpunished.
Kyrielle* September 1, 2021 at 12:02 pm I don’t know, it might (further?) build a team of “us vs the president”? *sigh* Poor turtles.
Ask a Manager* Post authorSeptember 1, 2021 at 11:09 am I got TWO letters about this a few days apart. One just said “animals,” and didn’t specify turtles so I didn’t know they were the same office and I was very confused about why multiple organizations were doing this. It turned out the other letter was this LW’s sister, asking on her behalf.
Kiwi* September 1, 2021 at 11:15 am Shoutout to the sister looking out for bonkers behavior too. This is nuts
Need More Sunshine* September 1, 2021 at 11:22 am I love that they both immediately thought to take this to Alison, too – great minds, sisters!
Anonymous Badger* September 1, 2021 at 11:34 am I work for a conservation based non-profit and we had a couple of turtles in our office, but it was part of the programming we do with local schools, it was temporary, and we had a specific staff person who volunteered to take care of them before we agreed to do it. We were essentially doing a head-start program for some endangered turtles, but the end goal was to always release them at the end of the school year in the spring. I ended up taking them home for several months when COVID hit since the original staffer that volunteered didn’t have the space, and . . . it’s a lot of work and you need a reasonable space for it. Making sure the water was heated properly, having the correct amount of water in the tank, feeding them the correct amounts (and then eventually transitioning to live prey since the intent was to release them), replacing the water in the tank, etc . . . Regularly transporting them back and forth would have been a nightmare because of all the equipment and it’s really not reasonable to expect it. Your advice, as always, is 100% spot on. This is a big commitment, it’s not reasonable to volunteer people for it, it doesn’t address the actual issues going on there, and it’s just . . . so weird. I hope the LW gets her other colleagues to push back or gets in touch with a local rescue organization.
Mari* September 1, 2021 at 12:05 pm Yes, I also work in environmental education/advocacy non-profits, and I’ve worked for two orgs that had turtles and other tanks and this is not how we handled this… The education department did the day-to-day care for the animals, but we had an aquarium service tech who came once a month to do tests/adjustments, and a team of local high-schoolers who had graduated from our middle school programs who would were paid to come in and do weekend/holiday feedings. And this was an organization where caring for the animals and their habitats was part of their mission! Where most of the staff were self-proclaimed animal/nature lovers and spent a lot of free time paddling/hiking/marsh-mucking/fishing! I was once asked to staff a 3 night student trip into a swamp with 5 hours notice because one of the other educators had gotten sick – I was never once asked to care for the turtle in my spare time. I would definitely play up how much equipment is required to care these animals, and how moving the tank would require constant disruption to conditions that are pretty specific and require careful monitoring, and contact a local rescue if no one wants to face that reality.
Vancouver* September 1, 2021 at 2:09 pm The other option is to make a long and specific list of all the things the turtles will need, and then submit an official budget request (or whatever would be applicable in your office) to buy that set up. Let’s say you have a red-eared slider, which is one of the more common species kept in North America. An adult would likely need a minimum of a 50 gallon tank, but we don’t want to just give it the minimum! A nice 75 gallon tank will run you $229 at PetCo, and there are much larger ones out there. Add in $100 for filters and accessories, plus a monthly fee to replace filter media. $50-100 for UV lighting, heat, and basking lamps. Turtles don’t eat as much as warm blooded pets, but you could still run up a pretty good tab on fresh veggies, fruits, and bugs. Once you’ve come up with $1000 worth of expenses, have everyone submit that request. After all, if this turtle is going home with everyone then it is only fair that everyone’s home has an ideal setup for the little one! Once all the equipment is delivered, give the turtle to an animal rescue group and have everyone return the supplies to the store individually. Voila, $1000 dollar bonus for all the staff! (Note: do not actually do this. Fraud is bad. I work with reptiles, including some really adorable tortoises who didn’t all have a great start to life and one side-necked turtle who is an absolute menace but we all still love her. This rant was my way of processing how I feel about the person who thought this was a good idea.)
PT* September 1, 2021 at 12:40 pm I ran, let’s say a teapot painting program at a rec center, and I had a colleague who ran the teapot painting program at another rec center that was attached to an overnight camp. The camp had a ton of animals for camp season because camp!!!! but of course camp season is 10 weeks and someone needs to take care of the animals the other 42 weeks a year…and everyone’s job description had that pesky “other duties as assigned” in it…
Slinky* September 1, 2021 at 11:53 am This is honestly a relief! As bad as it is that one office is doing this, I’d be even more concerned about two!
emmelemm* September 1, 2021 at 1:34 pm Good to know running AAM can still be surprising, after all this time!
Tangerina Warbleworth* September 1, 2021 at 6:45 pm I’m glad you received two different letters. This needs to get out onto the Internet, all over the Internet, like the interns with their proposal, or that guy who left his girlfriend and then years later had to work for her. Get the news out, everywhere. Get it to every freaking outlet you can find. Get it out there so major newspapers and TV stations will think it’s a good enough story to do a piece on. Send it to every animal shelter, zoo, nature center, wildlife rescue, turtle reserve, absolutely everybody. This BONEHEAD of a CEO needs to hear from every corner just how stupid and dangerous this is.
Mademoiselle Sugarlump* September 1, 2021 at 8:44 pm I have pet turtles and agree 100% with your advice! Turtles need to be cared for by people who understand what they need, and who want to care for them. One correction: Many turtles don’t actually want to be with other turtles, and are fine being alone. Where I work there’s a gigantic tank with three turtles, but that was initiated by employees . There’s a group who take care of them. They set up an automated system for their food and tank cleaning and only need a human to do something about every 3 months. Our offices were closed all last year and one of the turtle folks had permission to enter the building for that. We’re a Silicon valley company with a lot of things like this so it fit our culture, and more important, the employees wanted it!
SwingingAxeWolfie* September 2, 2021 at 4:08 am I just hope it has a good ending with 0 turtle morality/sickness :(
Thursdaysgeek* September 1, 2021 at 12:14 pm But if bad bosses are sea gulls, then it is turtles all the way down and sea gulls all the way up.
Junebug* September 1, 2021 at 11:10 am Depending on your local job market and how many coworkers you have, another possibility is getting a new job before the president notices you haven’t taken your turn. Maybe make that plan A and follow Alison’s advice as needed to buy time.
Princess Deviant* September 1, 2021 at 11:37 am Yes but that doesn’t take care of the animal welfare problem!
Clisby* September 1, 2021 at 1:36 pm In the case of a turtle, it might. The turtle is probably better off just being left with food and water over the weekend than hauled to a completely different place.
Pibble* September 1, 2021 at 5:58 pm There’s no way the office has space for proper turtle setups for each employee, not to mention that any sort of tank set up needs daily monitoring to spot potentially deadly equipment malfunctions before they become deadly. Leaving the turtle at the office might be better, but it’s still cruelly neglectful.
many bells down* September 1, 2021 at 11:11 am My ex once sent our kid home from a visit with two small turtles in a plastic tank. I quickly discovered that a) it was actually illegal where we lived to sell turtles that small, and b) they needed a shitton of space and equipment that I definitely didn’t have. We found a turtle rescue near my job and took them there two days later. Any animal is a huge responsibility, let alone one that, as Alison says, needs a ton of equipment. No one should have an animal foisted on them that they’re not fully prepared to care for!
Aquawoman* September 1, 2021 at 11:17 am My ex used to do things not quite like that but come up with ideas that he couldn’t execute or pay for, so he’d create this expectation in our son that I would do it. My 2d husband refers to this as an “unfunded mandate,” which is exactly what I was thinking when I read the question. Who thinks that giving overworked people MORE WORK is a good idea?!
many bells down* September 1, 2021 at 11:22 am Oh yeah and of course WE have to be the “bad guy” and say no, actually, you can’t keep the pet your other parent bought you. I was basically renting something one step up from a garden shed for my home and the “ideal” environment was an outdoor pond?!?
That weird person with pet reptiles* September 1, 2021 at 12:39 pm It’s illegal everywhere to sell turtles under 4″. It’s federal law. Kids put them in their mouths and get sick. Not even kidding. That’s why it’s illegal.
nothing rhymes with purple* September 1, 2021 at 1:59 pm Anyone who has read _Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing_ will believe you. (Major plot point is the protagonist’s little brother swallowing his pet turtle.)
chronicallyweird* September 1, 2021 at 2:55 pm Yes completely. We have a turtle who was rescued from one of those tiny dollar store tank setups. Thing is turtles take a lot of setup and care (and most don’t like being moved around or touched.) They need frequent cleaning as are rather stinky actually and a lot more water/tank space than you might think. That’s not even getting into the heat lamps, ensuring appropriate nutrition and vitamins (basking light for additional Vitamin D) and their looong life span. I’m in shock that someone would do this to the poor turtles at a company but sadly the “kids came back from the ex’s with pets they don’t know how to take care of and don’t have all the supplies for” is something I’m familiar with…
Ken* September 1, 2021 at 11:11 am When I was in nursery school, my class had a guinea pig and everybody got to take it home for a day or two. It was great. Unless you’re in nursery school, this is not great.
Former Llama Herder* September 1, 2021 at 11:18 am One of my elementary school classrooms had a literal menagerie, including gerbils, snakes, fish and a large tropical bird named Freddie. Nine year old me was elated to take Freddie home over winter break, but my poor mother is still traumatized by having a large bird flying around our house. I’m tempted to send her this article just to see if she compares it to the bird!
kicking_k* September 1, 2021 at 11:28 am That’s what I was thinking. I would love it if we had office guinea pigs. But I had them for years, so I already like them… And I wouldn’t get any work done, because I’d be interacting with the piggies all the time.
Seawren* September 1, 2021 at 12:06 pm I just added a pair of guinea pigs to my home office. They’re good co-workers – not so loud that they interfere with video calls, cheerful and always up for pats when I need a short break. It’s very tempting to say they have to come with me if/when we return to the office full time …
Charlotte Lucas* September 1, 2021 at 11:35 am I went to grade school in the mid-70s to early 80s, & we never had a class pet. I didn’t even think people still did that until I dated a guy whose dad was a teacher & took home the class pet on breaks. We had plenty of our own pets (including a turtle) to worry about.
Nope, not today* September 1, 2021 at 11:46 am In third grade we incubated and hatched eggs – quail and duck. My turn to take the duck home was over spring break, and the bus driver freaked out and eventually allowed me on the bus, but said I couldnt do it again to get the duck back to school…..which is how I wound up with a pet duck for a year before he got too big and we had to rehome him. Luckily my mom had a friend who built him a pond and got him a duck friend to live with. But looking back that was a terrible setup – I dont think I even had to get a permission slip signed to bring the duck home! Just SURPRISE, we have a duck now!
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:53 am This is how we acquired a crayfish that ended up living in our defunct shower for two years.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 1:49 pm Disturbed The Invertebrate is still a fantastic band name, by the way.
Zephy* September 1, 2021 at 1:09 pm I have a “surprise, we have a duck now” story, except in my case it was six of them. I was renting a house with some friends in the late twenty-teens, and one friend was working for a local wildlife rehab center. Someone brought in six ducklings in an effort to “save” them. The problem was that the ducklings were an invasive species. For anyone not aware, most wildlife-rescue outfits will generally not spend resources on caring for non-native animals – they can’t release it locally because it doesn’t belong here, and most of the time they won’t have the budget or manpower to get the critter to wherever it does belong (because sometimes that is literally on another continent). Thus, the non-native ducklings were slated to be humanely euthanized. My friend, though, was interested in raising them, and for some unfathomable reason, her boss allowed it. So, she came home that day with a cardboard box containing six (tiny! adorable! but loud! and smelly!) ducklings, set them up in a modified dog crate for the weekend while she built a duck run in the backyard, and basically hand-raised these things until she moved out 3 months later, taking them with her (thankfully). I’m still not sure how our neighbors on all sides never noticed the HALF-DOZEN ACTUAL DUCKS in our backyard, but they never reported us to the city, at least. She moved to the country and had actual land and space where no one would care about six halfbreed duckies, so they had an OK life, I think. Probably better than being euthanized at a few days old at least. They had fresh air and sunshine, plenty of food, and a little paddling pool and later a whole-ass pond to play in. Most of them ended up coyote food, one of them got aggressive when he reached maturity and had to be iced. Her dog got duck eggs with every meal for almost a year, once the females started laying. (Her family also kept chickens and they produced plenty of eggs for the humans.)
quill* September 1, 2021 at 1:21 pm An acquaintance refers to where aggressive young roosters go as “freezer camp.”
nothing rhymes with purple* September 1, 2021 at 2:02 pm The humans should have tried the duck eggs. They’re delicious, with a much larger yolk than chicken eggs.
MsSolo (UK)* September 2, 2021 at 5:48 am You get an incredible omelette if you combine them (duck eggs on their own are a bit rich, I find). not so easy to fry or soft boil, though, because the proportion of white/yolk is different.
Claritza* September 1, 2021 at 4:08 pm On class trips to PA Dutch Country in the 60s, students were allowed to buy cheap local puppy mill dogs and take them home to their unsuspecting parents.
Gracely* September 1, 2021 at 11:47 am My SIL was a reading teacher for a few years before she had kids. One year, she “inherited” a class hamster from a retiring teacher. She had a pet cat at home. The hamster got out of its cage when she took it home over spring break. They never found him, and she had to tell the students he was on an extended vacation. She did not have any more class pets after that.
Bagpuss* September 1, 2021 at 2:47 pm We had a class hamster in primary school. I recall having to take it home one half term. I don’t think I had a choice, or that my parents permission was sought.
EvilQueenRegina* September 1, 2021 at 6:19 pm Thinking about it I don’t think parents were asked for permission before my Year 3 class had to take Snap and Crackle home for weekends, and everybody was expected to take a turn. I do remember Mum going to the school because there was some reason the weekend I was assigned wasn’t convenient and I had to swap with somebody.
WFH with Cat* September 1, 2021 at 11:12 am Holy crap. Yes, please contact a turtle/reptile rescue! Also, no matter what anyone (like your crazy president) says or wants to do, please DO NOT “release” the turtles into the wild. They may not be native species; and, even if they are, captive animals carry diseases that can decimate wild populations. So sorry you’re dealing with this completely wacky situation.
Ms. Hagrid Frizzle* September 1, 2021 at 11:26 am Absolutely seconding this. Please find a rescue or education center where the turtles will be properly cared for! LW, do not release into the wild.
Coyote Tango* September 1, 2021 at 11:41 am Yes, I was coming to address the unfortunate comment from Allison that turtles are “happier in the wild”. Turtles who have been raised as pets are in no way happier in the wild, anymore than the average cocker spaniel is happier running on the plains to hunt deer. Sending them out to be happier in the wild ensures an unpleasant death for them and the potential to introduce new disease vectors to local populations. (And of course, if they are not native, poses a large problem for the native species.) Also if your pet turtle is carrying “thousands” of diseases they are probably of great interest to the scientific community as turtles are not normally known to carry thousands of diseases. Salmonella is certainly a risk but the primary transmission vector is through touching a turtle, so people are not at risk from thousands of diseases simply for being near a turtle. I say this not to be a jerk but because as a former animal rescuer we took in dozens of animals every year that were released into the wild or outright abandoned due to misinformation about how they’d be happier in the wild or the types of diseases they carried. Every year we took in at least a dozen rabbits who were mangled from being released outside, and one year I personally had to take several guinea pigs who were near starvation after their owner dumped them outside in a field because she heard online they could carry swine flu and her mom was immunocompromised.
Hope this helps* September 1, 2021 at 12:34 pm Thank you Coyote Tango! I was thinking along these lines too.
nothing rhymes with purple* September 1, 2021 at 2:03 pm http://turtlesurvival.nonprofitsoapbox.com/resources/how-to-help-turtles
nothing rhymes with purple* September 1, 2021 at 3:26 pm Oh interesting, I had put this particular link up mostly as a flag for this thread. I didn’t interpret “Turtles are happier in the wild” as advice to take these particular turtles and dump them in the wild somewhere, but as part of a discussion about how these are not domesticated animals. But that’s just my reading.
Ask a Manager* Post authorSeptember 1, 2021 at 3:28 pm Whoa — I was definitely not saying that would be a good course of action! They are happier in the wild = stop breeding and capturing them for pets, not release this particular turtle who is probably not prepared to survive in the wild!
Worldwalker* September 1, 2021 at 5:19 pm It’s not so much that the turtle isn’t prepared to survive in the wild — turtles function on instinct; they’d be just fine in the right place. But the chances of getting it to the right place are small. It’s probably not native to that area, let alone where the kind of person who would think this is a good idea in the first place would take it. “Turtles like water, right?” and dumps a sulcata in a river. Also, domestic turtles (or anything else) can transmit diseases to wild populations. See: chytrid fungus.
Anti anti-tattoo Carol* September 1, 2021 at 11:13 am Somewhere out there is an office that smells like the reptile house at the zoo. But in all seriousness, this is bad. I had an aquatic turtle once and it was MEGABUX once the turtle grew. It was irresponsibly purchased by an acquaintance, I adopted it from them because they weren’t caring for it properly, and… it was hard. I ended up rehoming it to a herpetologist once it grew to the size of a dinner plate and a tank would no longer fit in my very small apartment. It’s going to cost the employees in the long run! This isn’t a gift that is commensurate with a bonus, this is hundreds of dollars, at minimum, from their annual salaries! Those poor turtles.
EPLawyer* September 1, 2021 at 11:35 am Yeah. A turtle is not something you just put in a glass bowl on the table. They need a LOT of speciality equipment — all the time. Good grief, is the boss going to buy all the stuff for the office? Then expect her minions to pay for the set up at home? Turtles don’t need personal care every day IF their environment is correct. But getting that environment correct is so very important. Not to mention the trauma to the poor thing of being carted out of its regular environment to an unknown one every weekend? Looking at it from the employee point of view, it takes a special person to care about turtles. Just like there are cat people and dog people, there are turtle people. If you ain’t one, having to care for one is a burden. What happens if EVERYONE just refuses to take the turtles home on weekend? Is the boss going to do it (LOL, sometimes I crack myself up). Although the Boss might have inadvertenly made this a team building exercise anyway — everyone coming together to NOT have the turtles in the office.
bunniferous* September 1, 2021 at 11:14 am Animal rescue AND the local news media (anonymously of course.) The animal rescue gets free publicity and this insane boss gets a public reality check. Win-win!
Heathen* September 1, 2021 at 11:14 am Hmm. Not sure about the advice to focus on the turtle’s welfare. I just don’t think people will care that much about turtles in most places except maybe Europe. When I was in Britain animal rights were taken far more seriously, but unless the animal is a cute mammal, I don’t see Americans caring about animal treatment very much? Even in the progressive state of California, I went to an animal shelter and heard horrendous stories about snake maltreatment that were ignored by authorities. They could only be removed from the owners when they did something truly extreme, like shoot the snake multiple times for fun. Even then the owner barely got fined. I think you will come across as a weirdo or fanatic going on about turtle rights and will lose credibility. I am skeptical that even an animal welfare org will step in just on the basis of “keeping turtles in offices alone is cruel”. There is no obvious sign of maltreatment (yet). I think pushing back on the grounds that they are unsafe for your family and/or break the terms of your lease seems the most prudent to me.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:23 am A specific reptile rescue will probably be better equipped than your local generalized animal welfare organization that most people would report to, and more enthusiastic about the specific needs of a turtle. Getting the boss shut down on “bringing random animals to work” is probably going to work best from an “it is never acceptable because of animal welfare (think of the bad publicity!” than “I personally CANNOT.”
Heathen* September 1, 2021 at 11:28 am This was actually a reptile rescue center… I think the big problem with making this an animal welfare issue is that that is not what actually bothers the OP, from the letter. If the president decided to splurge on buying everyone a wonderful turtle habitat at work and at home, or bought a specific species of turtle that is certified “perfectly happy in confined solitary environments” etc, none of this would solve OP’s problem, which is that they fundamentally don’t want the extra work and unsanitary aspect. The OP needs to focus on what is the problem for them, otherwise they might solve the wrong problem. And I just don’t see “offices keeping turtles in not 100% optimal conditions!!!” is really such a scandal that any news agency would pick it up.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 12:15 pm I mean, OP has two problems: 1) Turtles specifically pose a risk to their mom. 2) Boss’ ideas about inflicting additional work and cost on employees will not be limited to turtles! Next time it will be “then can you come in over the weekend to feed the turtles” or “the turtles didn’t work out so we got an office bunny that you can take home” or “Here’s 27 pointsettias I bought on sale, please keep them alive until christmas because I got them before thanksgiving.” So I don’t think “hey, DON’T DO THIS for animal welfare reasons” is solving the wrong problem so much as that OP’s second problem isn’t soluble except by having someone with authority over the Boss vetoing their great ideas for morale that coincidentally are expensive and onerous for employees. And gathering the office (probably all individually not that thrilled to be voluntold about turtle babystitting) behind animal welfare might be an easier sell to whoever has authority over Boss than “none of us want to do extra turtle work.”
mreasy* September 1, 2021 at 11:31 am An animal rescue org is by definition staffed by people who will care about this creature. Americans have their flaws, but I think it’s extreme to assume that American animal rescues won’t care about a turtle because it isn’t cute and fluffy.
Heathen* September 1, 2021 at 11:37 am It’s just that there hasn’t been any obvious instance of abuse yet. I think fighting this on the basis of animal rights is going to come across as an overreaction to most people.
Observer* September 1, 2021 at 12:30 pm Any competent rescue organization that specializes in turtles / reptiles is not going to agree with you. Because the plan to send them home to employees each weekend IS abusive. It is just not possible to insure that the turtles are appropriately transported AND that each staff person has the appropriate space, equipment and knowledge to actually keep a turtle for the weekend.
londonedit* September 1, 2021 at 11:40 am And while British people may in general be rather silly about animals (it’s often stated that as a nation we give vastly more money to animal charities every year than we do to the ones supporting actual human beings) there is of course still shocking neglect of animals in Britain. There’s puppy farming, neglect of dogs and cats, animal hoarding, everything you find in every other country in the world where people keep animals as pets.
UKDancer* September 1, 2021 at 12:43 pm Yes we are far from perfect in that respect. Also I think people care more about animals that look cute or fluffy than those that don’t As evidenced by the concern recently about the Governments intention to euthanise someone’s pet alpaca with TB. The amount of column inches generated was significant. If it were a snake or lizard I doubt it would have had the same appeal.
Dark Macadamia* September 1, 2021 at 11:37 am I mean, the boss obviously doesn’t care about the turtles because they came up with this plan and didn’t immediately think “LOL no can you imagine?” But they’ll look like a phenomenal jerk if they respond to “are we abusing/neglecting these living animals?” with “it’s for TEAM BUILDING” so it’s the best way to emphasize the inappropriateness of the idea.
Charlotte Lucas* September 1, 2021 at 11:40 am A few years back in my Midwestern community, there was an uproar about someone attacking a snapping turtle with a golf club, so you never can tell. And a snapping turtle isn’t even the kind of crowd-pleaser that, say a painted or box turtle is.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 1:59 pm It’s not a snapping turtle, it’s a diamondback terrapin. Still beaky, different environment, far more unusual when one shows up on your doorstep eating the dog food.
HarvestKaleSlaw* September 1, 2021 at 12:00 pm Snapping turtle is going to win that fight, though. For real.
Delta Delta* September 1, 2021 at 11:43 am Well. Here’s a new stereotype about Americans I didn’t think I’d see today.
Heathen* September 1, 2021 at 11:46 am So what I’m trying to say is, the problem isn’t REALLY that the boss wants turtles. It wouldn’t make the situation much better for the OP if this were another kind of pet that’s easier to keep. Even a goldfish would be plenty onerous. The issue is that it’s incredibly inappropriate and problematic to force people who haven’t consented, to take care of a pet over the weekend in their homes. I think there’s a risk that the President just chooses another animal if OP specifically pushes back on the “Turtle Welfare” aspect.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:56 am See, my priority in terms of bringing up the turtle welfare aspect is that boss is shut down about bringing ANY ANIMAL into this situation, because I can imagine that it will be rabbits next, or goldfish…
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 12:03 pm Yes. “We don’t want animals used in this manner” is the banner.
Siege* September 1, 2021 at 12:07 pm And yet, you wrapped that all up in a veneer of “well, Americans just don’t care about animals”, despite a comment section that is largely American and almost universally addressing the animal abuse aspect. You appear to be unaware of the existence of animal-specific rescues, sanctuaries, rehab facilities, and general anti-abuse advocacy organizations. Your case hinges entirely on what one specific state does or does not do, conflating progressive-for-workers to generally-progressive, and you are generalizing that to 49 more states and an additional 250 million people. I cannot think why you’re having to clarify your point.
Observer* September 1, 2021 at 12:35 pm I think that if it’s played right, highlighting the animal welfare aspect actually has a better chance of getting all of these schemes shut down. Because it’s obvious that he simply didn’t think about that aspect. And any discussion of this should wind up being about how it’s not actually a reasonable idea from an animal welfare pov to have ANY pets that can’t be left in the office over the weekend.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 2:16 pm Goldfish need pretty hefty care to not die horribly and early! They are not easy pets at all if you care for them properly!
Sleepless* September 1, 2021 at 11:46 am Well…that’s not very nice. Maybe I’m skewed because I spend my professional life among animal lovers, but I promise that compassion for animals is alive and well in America. I don’t think the LW will come across weird at all. Most likely several other people are having the same misgivings.
Heathen* September 1, 2021 at 11:54 am OK, I apologize to the Americans here that I brought up the nationality angle, that wasn’t nice. Sorry. I have been very upset with the treatment of non-mammals in the USA compared to where I’m from, so I was bringing in an irrelevant point. I am an animal welfare advocate. I was expressing my bitterness that I just don’t think people will care about turtles that much. It’s heart-breaking (and actually heart-warming to see how many AAM readers are not this way) but I just don’t think this angle is going to be effective in getting OP what they want.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 12:05 pm I mean the whole premise of getting the turtles in the first place was that people would care about them and be happy they were there. Your experience with the rescue sounds like something that had legal restrictions around it (we can’t act until x threshold is passed) which a) varies by state and b) is pretty on par with how we deal with children in bad situations too. I think you’re overvaluing a bad experience and missing context. Americans like animals a whole lot more than people, generally speaking.
Joielle* September 1, 2021 at 11:47 am I think it makes sense to contact an animal rescue – at least for advice, or removal if appropriate. Animal rescue people are probably the most likely to care about this. Maybe they could send along turtle care information and the LW could give it to the higher ups, like “I can’t really participate with the turtles because of my mom but I did get this really helpful information from [local org], just want to make sure we have a plan for all of this very specific food/habitat/socialization/environment/vet visits/whatever. It turns out that keeping turtles is more complicated than I realized!” But I’ve seen a few commenters recommend contacting local media and I agree with you from that standpoint – I just really do not think the public would care about this. Keeping a turtle in an office is weird but I don’t think most people would consider it a horrible animal abuse story. Most people (me included) don’t know much about turtle care requirements.
Observer* September 1, 2021 at 12:36 pm But I’ve seen a few commenters recommend contacting local media and I agree with you from that standpoint – I just really do not think the public would care about this. Keeping a turtle in an office is weird but I don’t think most people would consider it a horrible animal abuse story. Most people (me included) don’t know much about turtle care requirements. If you feed the media outlet some information, this could work well. It’s BOTH an animal welfare story and well as a staff welfare story. A good script writer could do wonders with this one and get a very diverse set of people riles up. (And with good reason!)
Smithy* September 1, 2021 at 12:36 pm I’m an American who works for a nonprofit – and while I don’t know if its helpful to focus on how much Americans do or don’t care about non-mammal animal welfare – I am very confident that relying on outside factors to help regulate these turtles’ welfare concerns likely won’t help. Whether that’s the media, animal rescue, etc. I think it’s the least likely way for the most ethical solution. First, when it comes to media attention around ethical issues at nonprofits, what does and does not blow up is highly precarious. There’s first the question of if it will even get picked up, and then if it does – if its picked up by a journalist or media outlet who represents it well – and then even if that happens, does it catch any traction? And that is just a crapshoot. And then to the point of animal rescue, again – jurisdiction, does this qualify as abuse – which depending on where you are -that bar may be VERY low. Then on both points, you have the issue on whenever you bring in outside parties to intervene on an organization, particularly a mission based nonprofit – and to intervene on a supposedly non-mission based issue (i.e. how staff or animals are treated in the office) – the potential for massive blowback and closing of the ranks is huge. Because you’re taking attention away from the actual mission of what everyone wants to do and now there’s this media or legal distraction. All the while, no help may actually be coming to the turtles. I think for a lot of these issues there’s this impulse that reaching out to someone in authority can expedite help. And that really may not be true.
Smithy* September 1, 2021 at 4:35 pm No problem – and these issues are hard! In general I think witnessing a person or animal receive suboptimal treatment is really distressing and when that gets entangled with a mission-based job – that sounds like an utter nightmare. But it’s also true that people really do have a wide range of beliefs around what counts as adequate animal care (and childcare for that matter). And untangling the situation of “boss wants an entire office to rotate care of turtles” is a much larger knot to untie that won’t be fixed by a call to the police and I wouldn’t advise fixing via theft/animalnaping. Which leaves the OP with much softer approaches that likely will take more time. There’s the immediate “I can’t take the turtles home with me ever ever BECAUSE” issue to solve and then the greater “this is probably a terrible idea, let’s rehouse these guys” issue. It’s sounds frustrating and miserable, but again, if the goal is the long term health of the animals I can’t imagine a more aggressive approach seeing results.
feral fairy* September 1, 2021 at 1:16 pm The reptile rescue is most likely not going to swoop in and take the turtle, because they don’t really have the authority to do that. What a reptile rescue will be well equipped to do is meet with the boss or maybe members of the organization’s board and explain all the ways that this is a bad idea from a position of authority on the matter, and they will try to convince the boss to surrender the turtle. From my understanding, that is a lot of what animal rescue looks like. Someone will contact a rescue about a neighbor who’s chaining their dog up outside in the heat all day and the rescue will do outreach to the owner and if it seems like they are ill-equipped to actually improve their pet’s conditions, the rescue will try to convince them to surrender the animal to rescue.
greengirl* September 1, 2021 at 2:09 pm I actually do think pushing back because of the turtles’ welfare is reasonable. My American theater office had two goldfish that we took good care of because they had originally came to us not as pets but as “set dressing” for a play. Meaning, that they were part of the set decoration. During that play, a lot of consideration was taken for how long the goldfish were under the lights, whether they had the right habitat, feeding them, etc. They then lived for 7 years past that play, taken care of by the theater staff, one of whom came in on weekends to feed them (she lived close by). So let’s not generalize and say that “our office is not equipped to take care of these animals properly” will be an argument that Americans won’t find compelling.
Lizy* September 1, 2021 at 2:24 pm Weird. I’m in IncrediblyRuralAndConservative area (think, PETA = people eating tasty animals) and people are definitely VERY animal-friendly. I mean, they’re animals, but they’re still living creatures and you need to treat them right.
Stitch* September 1, 2021 at 11:14 am This is just bizarre. It reminds me of when my sister brought home the class hamster (thankfully only once as I am extremely allergic).
tinybutfierce* September 1, 2021 at 11:15 am The cavalier attitude some people have about animals because “lol, it’s just a dumb animal, etc” make me so sad. On top of how it doesn’t seem like adequate care for them has ever even crossed the president’s mind, I’d have to imagine it would be pretty damn stressful for a turtle to be transported back and forth from home to office every single weekend. :(
lex talionis* September 1, 2021 at 11:15 am Maybe after 24 hours of comments someone can print the whole thing and mail it to him/her from the nearest large city. Or take it home, set it free and say it ran away?
Ms. Hagrid Frizzle* September 1, 2021 at 11:29 am Please never release non-native animals into the wild. Even captive-bred individuals of native species should never be released without approval from appropriate authorities and the oversight of a veterinarian. The ecological crisis in the Everglades (boas and anacondas) and elsewhere in the world (e.g. barking deer in the U.K., lionfish in the Atlantic) are all direct results of irresponsible pet “releases” to the wild.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:41 am Yep. There are plagues of rusty crayfishes in my hometown in very specific locations and when I randomly solved the mystery of where the hell they were coming from for my envisci professors they were FURIOUS. (Not with me, but with the setup that had allowed it to happen: a local school district imported hundreds of them for a science unit once a year and then euthanized them after the classrooms returned them, so OF COURSE the teachers gave them away to students (whose parents often dumped them in the nearest pond) or released them, and OF COURSE the species being imported was pushing out the native crayfish and OF COURSE the population couldn’t have known better because they looked exactly like the native crayfish anyway…)
londonedit* September 1, 2021 at 11:50 am Yes, in the UK we have a problem with signal crayfish, which were introduced about 50 or so years ago to be bred for the restaurant industry but which ended up in the wild. They wreck the natural habitat for our native species of crayfish and also carry a disease that kills the native ones. You can actually get a licence to fish for them in London’s canals, as a sort of desperate attempt to get rid of them!
Seeking Second Childhood* September 1, 2021 at 6:43 pm Now there is a different of sort of mudlark from what I’m familiar with!
UKDancer* September 1, 2021 at 7:51 pm You could not pay me enough to eat anything from a London canal. The water is probably filthy. Good idea though to support fishing for them.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 11:53 am Yep, red-eared sliders (turtle breed) are invasive in my area because of pet releases. They also are not native around here and don’t always adapt well to the winters, which is another consideration to make.
Radical Edward* September 1, 2021 at 12:00 pm Seconding this. And unfortunately depending on where LW lives, there might not be a local animal rescue group equipped to handle reptiles any more than LW herself is. (Where I live, it’s all but impossible to find assistance for any animals that aren’t dogs or cats, unless you happen to discover a very devoted individual owner with lots of extra space.) If that’s the case, it’s worth contacting a licensed wildlife rehabilitation group – they couldn’t necessarily take in the turtles but might be more likely to have connections with another org or person who could.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 2:20 pm Also the florida tegus, and the florida pythons. Koi in Australia (that’s a bad one because there’s not really much you can do to get rid of koi once they’ve established themselves- they taste horrific and they’re pretty close to being as omnivorous as your average pig). The goldfish that destroyed that lake in Colorado. Just don’t release non-native pets.
NotAnotherManager!* September 1, 2021 at 11:37 am I’d be concerned that the crazy president would use the identifiable characteristics (elderly mother at home) to try to ferret out the LW. I am usually VERY anti anonymous note, but I think that I might consider it in this case, especially given the welfare of the turtles and since the boss is not open to feedback and publicly calls out nonparticipants. I’d also point out that it was sent anonymously because of the president’s past response to negative feedback, too.
WFH with Cat* September 1, 2021 at 11:56 am No, please! Never release captive turtles, fish, snakes, or any other species into the wild — even those that are “native” species. Captive animals can carry diseases and parasites that will endanger wild populations. Also, captive animals are not likely to survive due to poor breeding, bad previous care, and lack of the skills to hunt/find food, etc. Bad news, all around.
feral fairy* September 1, 2021 at 1:20 pm Someone at my college did this with a boa that they had impulsively purchased. The college told them that they could not have the pet in the dorms and they “panicked” and released it into the woods. This was in early March in the Northeast, which is way too cold of a climate for a boa to survive in the wild. I mean, there are a million reasons why what this person did was completely absurd and cruel. Fortunately, someone contacted a reptile rescue right away and they were able to find the boa and save him. But yeah, don’t set any kind of animal in captivity into the wild.
MsSolo (UK)* September 2, 2021 at 5:53 am I mean, that’s just a recipe for someone else finding a boa cosied up in their garage/attic/car/restaurant kitchen…
EventPlannerGal* September 1, 2021 at 1:25 pm Oh no, please don’t release it into the wild! I know that certain orgs like to push this idea that animals are unilaterally better off in the wild but if an animal has been bred and raised in captivity it is very unlikely to cope well. It isn’t really ‘setting it free’, it’s just abandonment. And that’s assuming that OP even lives in/near an area where turtles could even survive in the wild at all.
closetpuritan* September 5, 2021 at 9:26 am Even animals that are from “the wild” don’t do well being released in a different location. In a lot of places it’s illegal to live-trap nuisance animals like squirrels and release them somewhere else, and one of the reasons it’s a bad idea is that they often end up dying if they’re just dumped in an unfamiliar location, especially if it’s a species that’s territorial and they’re likely being dumped in another animal’s territory. Live-trapping and releasing is often a way for people to feel better about it and tell themselves they’re not killing an animal when they actually are.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:15 am These are terrible conditions for a reptile: they need specific heat and lighting setups and are going to pick up way more germs circulating between households! Please speak on behalf of the turtles, and probably come prepared with information on animal welfare that supports your statement.
3DogNight* September 1, 2021 at 11:15 am Please, please, please do reach out to animal rescue or welfare agencies about this. I can guarantee that these turtles are going to get stressed with all of the changes, and not meeting their needs, and will die. This is not fair to anyone, particularly the animals being used as a “bribe”. Honestly, I’d probably take it home for the weekend, then turn it over to animal welfare and tell everyone it ran away. (I have a friend who has turtles, and they lose them all the time. Found one on a different floor of the house behind the refrigerator, alive and well a month after they lost him. So, yes, they do run away.)
3DogNight* September 1, 2021 at 8:21 pm Well, the turtle does belong to the kids, so maybe scare quotes are appropriate! LOL
ErinWV* September 1, 2021 at 12:36 pm When we were kids, my sister caught a wild turtle (a tiny thing) in our backyard and set him up in a cardboard box with some lettuce. We left the box outside overnight, the wind blew it over, and by morning “Sheldon” was history. Yes, we did tell everyone that her turtle ran away.
animaniactoo* September 1, 2021 at 11:16 am Omg. I am so sorry LW. I cannot stress this point enough: you do NOT ASSIGN CARE OF LIVE CREATURES TO PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR ACTIVE AGREEMENT!!!! I’m sorry. If they wanted to get AN office turtle, maybe. But this is insane and I wish they had spent the money they spent on those turtles on oh, I dunno. Workroom snacks. A one-time bonus. Anything that actually benefited you.
foolofgrace* September 1, 2021 at 11:43 am I had the impression that it was one turtle for the office that got shared.
Old Admin* September 1, 2021 at 11:55 am The letter says: ” they got every office a turtle to keep and take care of.” That’s more than one!
Bookworm* September 1, 2021 at 11:17 am I don’t even know what to say, other than even if you could/wanted to, turtles do require a lot of care (had a friend who had one and I was roped into occasionally turtle-sitting). This is ridiculous. I’m so sorry that you’re going through that OP. Good luck to you and the turtles.
Yellow* September 1, 2021 at 11:17 am This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Poor turtles.
pamela voorhees* September 1, 2021 at 7:19 pm You ever start laughing because it’s either that or scream? Yeah. That’s what I felt reading this. Even Michael Scott didn’t want animals in the office. Literally worse than the textbook sitcom “bad boss.”
Detective Amy Santiago* September 1, 2021 at 11:18 am Has covid driven everyone mad? That feels like the only explanation for the letters this week.
TurtlesAlltheWayDown* September 1, 2021 at 1:53 pm From my experience the last few months…people are not okay.
linger* September 2, 2021 at 12:35 am Somewhere out there a boss is thinking, “We should totally get some ducklings for the office. It’ll be good for morale. They’re cute, everybody loves them. And we should assign a group in each office to care for them, because that’s great for team-building. And we need to give them some cute name … I know! A ‘Duck Club’!”
bunniferous* September 1, 2021 at 11:18 am One other comment-I have HAD salmonella before. I was nineteen and I spent 8 days in the hospital. I was bleeding from my intestines, I felt literally as if someone were stabbing me with knives in my stomach, I was running HORRID fevers and I could not eat or drink ANYTHING for days while in the hospital. If I had been older or had preexisting health conditions I could have died. Salmonella is NOT A JOKE. Y’all need to speak up.
AFac* September 1, 2021 at 12:11 pm And in a world where we are ALREADY short hospital beds because of COVID….
The Original K.* September 1, 2021 at 12:20 pm Yeah, in college I had a summer job & one of my coworkers got salmonella from a restaurant. 20, 21-year old guy, healthy, active, all that, and he ended up in the hospital. Salmonella is nothing to play with.
3DogNight* September 1, 2021 at 8:23 pm Same! It was horrendous. I literally could not walk after the first 3 hours, I was so weak. I used to wonder how all those years ago those kids died from getting E-Coli (which is just as much fun). I don’t wonder that anymore, I know.
SleepyKitten* September 1, 2021 at 11:18 am Are we talking aquatic turtle or tortoise? Neither is great but aquatic is 10x worse.
Working for the weekend* September 1, 2021 at 11:45 am I’m having visions of this idiot boss gifting the staff little baby sulcata tortoises… UGH.
KoiFeeder* September 1, 2021 at 2:23 pm My assumption is some variant of slider, because you can usually buy them in bulk? I’ve never seen sulkies or even ruskies in bulk, but sliders you can get like 40 4-inchers for $40 at petco. Usually the tortoises are 1 for ~$100, and 6 inches or larger.
Llellayena* September 1, 2021 at 11:18 am I’m somewhat curious if the company invested in all the accoutrements for actually caring for turtles: Tank (of appropriate size), food/water, heat lamp, etc. Or if these creatures are just slowly wandering around the office floor. Having all the extras makes it even harder to haul everything home (especially if someone takes public transportation!) and if the turtles want to stay it would be worth HIRING SOMEONE TO CARE FOR THEM instead of sending them home for the weekend. Like the offices that have decorative fish tanks? It’s a nice thing to look at and enjoy, but caring for them needs to be a paid job, not an “extra” task.
mreasy* September 1, 2021 at 11:35 am Wow I didn’t even consider it could be just like a loose tortoise wandering the office. But yeah!
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:59 am The poor turtle is just pooping on people’s shoes and eating the TPS reports?
Littorally* September 1, 2021 at 11:19 am I don’t know if this guy’s going to win Worst boss of the year, but he’s a strong contender for Weirdest. Turtles, what the actual hell.
L.H. Puttgrass* September 1, 2021 at 12:14 pm Competition’s tough this year (as it seems to be every year), but this should make the list of candidates for sure.
Temperance* September 1, 2021 at 11:19 am Okay so learning about “exotic pets” is one of my hobbies, and I’m flabbergasted at this. Turtles need a lot of specific care and a specialized habitat; it’s not like when you host a friend’s cat for a week and just get a litterbox and a cat bed. Turtle care is expensive, too, if you do it right with a proper terrarium, food, etc. (although for the record, I do agree with Alison that turtles shouldn’t be pets). There’s really no ethical way to do this and I can’t imagine how your president gets away with things like this. Does the Board just not care?
WFH with Cat* September 1, 2021 at 12:20 pm Wait, cat’s have beds? Of their own?? Because mine … well, it’s like that old saying, “the best seat in the house is under the cat.” (Forgive the tangential response, please! I’m so stressed by the thought of all those turtles and needed to laugh for a minute.)
metadata minion* September 1, 2021 at 1:44 pm They absolutely sell cat beds, and there is about an 80% chance that any given cat will disdain it in favor of something the humans want to sit on. They’re usually sort of furry bowl type things.
Just Another Squirrel* September 1, 2021 at 11:19 am I am 1/3rd deeply concerned about the general wellbeing of these turtles, 1/3rd deeply concerned for also the work wellbeing of all the non-President staff at OPs office, but admittedly also 1/3rd thrilled because getting these kind of stories is exactly what keeps me coming back to Ask A Manager every week in the hopes that someone will submit one of THESE letters.
Wombats and Tequila* September 1, 2021 at 11:19 am OMG this makes me so angry, and I own two tortoises and a box turtle. If these are actually the swimming kind of turtles, their setup needs at least 10 gallons per animal and the strongest filtration money can buy. Then, dragging them abruptly from one aquatic environment to another twice per week will probably kill them in short order anyway. I know of turtle and tortoise rescues in Southern California and New Jersey. If OP can find one in their area, they should come in after hours one day, kidnap the unlucky chelonians, and take them all to a no kill rescue organization. Then they should call all area pet stores and warn them not to sell any more creatures of any nature to this idiot boss, who I guess has escalated to involving animals in her was flexing.
EPLawyer* September 1, 2021 at 11:40 am And if they are aquatic, they still need land to hang out on ocassionally. I saw one turtle set up at museum once where it was just a tank of water. The poor things were treading water with all their might just to keep their heads above water so they could breathe. Turtles are not a responsibility to be taken on lightly. Hell NO animal is. This boss has lost her damn mind.
3DogNight* September 1, 2021 at 11:49 am Aquatic animals need so much specialized care and their water can’t be tap water. This whole idea is banana crackers.
AndersonDarling* September 1, 2021 at 11:20 am How much you wanna bet that the CEO owed someone a favor? And payback was in the form of buying dozens of turtles and habitats on the company dime?
ecnaseener* September 1, 2021 at 12:45 pm That was my thinking too…buddies with a shady turtle breeder or something
AnonInCanada* September 1, 2021 at 11:20 am Just when I finally retrieved my lower jaw after Monday’s WTF story about probing into employee’s medical records, along comes this. I don’t know how many more times my jaw can handle these! As for your turtle dilemma, simply tell the boss you can’t afford to care for this turtle in your house, as they need special care that simply cannot be accommodated. If boss gets mad, tough! If boss fires you, I’m sure an employment lawyer would rub their hands with glee on this one! Telling them “My boss fired me because I refused to baby-sit a turtle over the weekend that I couldn’t accommodate and forced upon myself and my coworkers” would make them see dollar signs all over this one!
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:43 am Oh, so THAT’S where all the potholes leading directly to hell came from, I forgot that was this week!
Elenna* September 1, 2021 at 11:55 am Not to mention Mr “Giving me a card is sexual” from yesterday… It’s been an interesting week on AAM, for sure!
Curious* September 1, 2021 at 12:21 pm While I don’t know how things work in Canada, in the US, most employment is “at will” — which means that, while you can’t fire someone for certain protected reasons (e.g., on the basis of race or sex), it is entirely legal to — and there is no legal liability if you — fire someone for a stupid reason.
photon* September 1, 2021 at 11:20 am WHAT. Trying to go for something more coherent to say. But… WHAT.
Jean (just Jean)* September 1, 2021 at 2:20 pm I’ve been thanking the gods that this brainless boss decided on turtles instead of baby alligators, bear cubs, or tiger kittens. Because most folks can outrun, or be assisted in escaping from, a turtle. But yea, WUT on EARTH. In my evil fantasies somebody gifts this nutty boss an irrepressible parrot with an, ahem, interesting vocabulary and a tendency to join in on Zoom calls.
Frally* September 1, 2021 at 11:21 am Unless they’re singing “Happy Together,” I don’t want any turtles in my house.
Old Admin* September 1, 2021 at 11:22 am Also, is this a SNAPPING turtle perchance? A lot of those are falsely sold as “pets”. They are actually effing dangerous and can take a finger off! I would bet money the company president has no idea just what she bought…
irene adler* September 1, 2021 at 12:07 pm Bet they’d chew right through wire cables, cords, etc. (that are hopefully not plugged at the time they are chewed through). Just thinking about the possibilities!
SnappinTerrapin* September 1, 2021 at 6:12 pm Well, snappers do defend themselves very effectively. They do hunt for prey, but if you aren’t on their diet, all you have to do to avoid harm is to let them mind their own business without picking at them.
Ann* September 1, 2021 at 11:22 am LW, I would push back on this, even if the President is not happy. There is no way the majority of your coworkers/staff would not be relieved by being able to object to this. I agree with contacting a wildlife rescue about the turtle. There is also a possibility that it isn’t legal to own the turtle in your area. Size of the turtle matters (selling of small turtles was outlawed to try to limit the spread of salmonella), unless it is for “educational purposes” which a loon’s whim would not meet that standard. Also, with your mom’s health the risk for salmonella infection is too high. She would not even need to touch the turtle to contract it, she could get it from contact with you after handling/cleaning the turtle or surfaces the turtle touched. My only advice is to contact a wildlife rescue, not a pet rescue. They will much more knowledgeable of what to do with the turtle, and even if it is legal for you/your office to keep it.
WFH with Cat* September 1, 2021 at 2:04 pm As I understand it, wildlife rescues are focused on injured/orphaned wildlife (which are later released if possible), not pets (which have to be rehomed not released). I have know of some that rescued the occasional abandoned pet that but those were species that were really unusual, like a great horned owl that was imprinted on humans. A proper pet rescue that works with turtles/reptiles will be better equipped to deal with this particular situation and get the turtles re-homed. And pet rescues should also be aware of species that can’t be kept legally.
Rage* September 1, 2021 at 11:22 am Our new payroll app came with a widget called “turtles” – 4 or 5 turtles, swimming in a field. You click/tap and it drops a piece of food to feed them. We all played with the turtles for hours. It’s a great stress reliever. Much better than an actual turtle. (Or tortoise.) Tho I will confess to being a herp-lover, so if it were my office, I’d have taken over care of the animal myself.
MsM* September 1, 2021 at 11:58 am Reading this after the comments about how the turtles should be accounted for on timesheets gave me a moment of, “Wait, this has happened before? Enough for someone to think it through and make it a category?” But that sounds adorable.
Anonybus* September 1, 2021 at 1:23 pm Yeah, I think this is at the point where the LW and their coworkers can’t let how the president might feel prevent a collective pushback.
Thin Mints didn't make me thin* September 1, 2021 at 11:23 am I mean, I like cats in my office, but that is why I work from home! So that no one else has to like the same things I like!
Nanani* September 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm My cat tolerates my habit of typing when he’s trying to nap, but same deal.
Bagpuss* September 1, 2021 at 5:22 pm We have a cat which occasionally visits our actual office. It lives in one of the houses behind us, and likes to call in and spend an hour or so snoozing in an in-tray before moving on. It knocks on the door if it’s closed.
Ali G* September 1, 2021 at 11:25 am OP I assume your non-profit has a Board of Directors? This is something that needs to be elevated about the President. If you can contact a Board member, I would do it, yesterday. The Board needs to know they have a certifiable animal abuser running their org.
Yertle* September 1, 2021 at 11:36 am Really good advice. But contact ALL the board members to maximize the chances that they will act. Contacting just one runs the risk that they will try to handle it quietly with the CEO.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 12:17 pm Should’ve gone with Mac. Now sneeze for us, Mac at the bottom of the stack!
quill* September 1, 2021 at 11:46 am Also attach any info you have on local reptile-specific laws about how herps can be kept / sold / transported and information about turtle welfare from an authoritative source, just so you can be sure that they KNOW there could be legal or reputational losses involved here.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 11:59 am Good suggestion! My turtle (who is healthy and well cared for) was definitely acquired illegally. We didn’t know that at the time and it all worked out fine, no one is coming after us as private citizens for it. But the PR for a nonprofit could be not-so-good.
TurtleGirl* September 1, 2021 at 11:26 am I have had a turtle for 18 years (was given as a gift which is a whole other story…don’t gift animals- especially to unsuspecting recipients! I digress…). They are EXPENSIVE, require a whole host of filtration to keep the water healthy and keep them smell free, frequent water changes, water temp control, special lights… it’s a whole thing! I have often cursed the person who gifted him to me while changing the tank water/ arguing with the filter. This all on top of the salmonella potential… I do not know what they were thinking!! Has the president ever actually OWNED a turtle or just saw the teeny tiny baby ones at Petco and thought they were cute?! I’m beside myself that anyone would do this. Just floored… definitely try to find a rescue…
Esmeralda* September 1, 2021 at 11:26 am Turtles don’t need someone overseeing them every minute of the day. They will be fine on their own over the weekend. If the boss is so concerned about the turtles, how about HE takes them home? I’m guessing that (1) there is not a turtle in the boss’s office and (2) if there is, the lowest person in the hierarchy is tasked with taking care of it (that would be the female office admin, I betcha)
Richard Hershberger* September 1, 2021 at 11:34 am Or turtles are the boss’s hobby, and lacking the capability for abstract thought, he takes this to mean everyone loves turtles.
KittyCardigans* September 1, 2021 at 11:42 am The boss is a woman. Not to say sexism can’t still apply, but I don’t think it’s so direct as the comment implies. I agree that the turtle would probably be okay on its own over a weekend or two until it can be permanently relocated to somewhere that isn’t an office.
Mental Lentil* September 1, 2021 at 11:49 am Yes. There’s enough ACTUAL sexism in the world that we don’t need to jump to inferred sexism at every possible opportunity.
Seeking Second Childhood* September 1, 2021 at 7:40 pm Not in my office– they turn the HVAC system off overnight which means that it’s really cold by morning in the winter, and really hot by morning in the summer. Over a weekend, it’ll get well out of turtle room temperature.
Mr. Bob Dobalina* September 1, 2021 at 11:29 am I wouldn’t hesitate to step up and state in front of the whole office that the situation is unacceptable. Some things are worth taking a stand for.
Emily* September 1, 2021 at 11:30 am This is amazing. I took home mice one over winter break, but it was voluntary and I was ten. This goes way beyond normal levels of dysfunction. I really think this is a “make your direct manager” handle it situation. If it comes up with the president, you can just say that you talked it over with your manager and were given permission, or whatever. Repeat it again if you have to. Be boring!
Richard Hershberger* September 1, 2021 at 11:32 am Serious suggestion: Contact the appropriate animal rescue agency, then let the turtle “escape” under vague circumstances with no one in particular responsible for it at that moment. Passive aggressive, you say? Yes. Yes it is. Passive aggression gets a bad rap, but it has its place. Also, no one report the missing turtle to the boss. If he eventually finds out about it, it will be ancient history with the details lost in the mists of time. But he may forget about his turtle brainstorm, making the question moot.
school of hard knowcs* September 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm “assive aggressive, you say? Yes. Yes it is. Passive aggression gets a bad rap, but it has its place.” I am stealing this line. Thank you
ecnaseener* September 1, 2021 at 1:00 pm By “escape” you mean quietly hand it over to the rescue right? Not set it loose outdoors?
Richard Hershberger* September 1, 2021 at 1:10 pm There wouldn’t be any point in contacting the rescue agency if one were just going to set it loose.
ecnaseener* September 1, 2021 at 5:27 pm That’s what I thought, but I wasn’t sure if you meant contact them to get the rest after you had set one free or something weird like that.
Emmeileia* September 1, 2021 at 11:37 am If we don’t save the wee turtles, who will? I did once have a job where the owner’s dog sat in and gave his approval for hiring. But it was for a job WORKING WITH DOGS. Not and office or something.
Ellie May* September 1, 2021 at 11:41 am I strongly suggest the Animal Welfare approach for intervention FIRST. If you’ve already declined caring for the turtle and THEN Animal Welfare comes in from a tip all eyes will shift to YOU.
Roy G. Biv* September 1, 2021 at 11:41 am Example conversation to have with the president: “Sure, I’ll watch the turtle, as long as I can start bringing my 4 foot long python to work with me. She likes it when I wear her around my neck like a collar. It keeps her warm, plus she likes the view from up high.”
metadata minion* September 1, 2021 at 1:47 pm I think there’s a substantial risk there that the president will think that sounds like an awesome plan.
Marzipan Shepherdess* September 1, 2021 at 11:41 am When I was a child in the 1950s, it was VERY common for stores to sell baby turtles with flowers painted on their shells. Grotesque, but true! But there’s one more thing that the ditzy president either forgot or didn’t know: small turtles are very often babies which will grow larger. Red-eared sliders – a very popular choice for pet turtles – can grow to be 10″ to 12″ long! Is the office prepared to properly house and care (including paying veterinarian’s bills) for a turtle that size? Or did the president think it would stay tiny/small throughout its life? In fact, did the president even so much as Google how to properly care for a turtle? Hmm…why do I think this wasn’t planned out very well?!
Forrest Rhodes* September 1, 2021 at 11:43 am I’m in favor of anonymously dropping a public dime on the project, and immediately contacting a rescue organization. Maybe the rescue group can organize a mass pickup of turtles on the first take-home weekend? And in my personal opinion, the CEO is a moron.
Sabina* September 1, 2021 at 11:43 am This is truly a new level of WTF. Poor turtles, please do contact a rescue group or local humane society. I had a boss once who floated the idea of his underlings “volunteering” to take turns pet sitting his dog on weekends he was traveling for work, but it was presented as ” other duties as required ” not as a morale booster for employees. HR put that idea to sleep pretty quickly…
Elle by the sea* September 1, 2021 at 11:44 am As someone who cared for a happy and content pet turtle in the past: WHAT. The. Actual. F…
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 11:56 am They’re so much work! This would be so stressful for a turtle.
Elle by the sea* September 1, 2021 at 2:04 pm I didn’t put much effort into her. Actually, she was a tortoise, which doesn’t need water. She was out and about in the garden and in the house, and went through a lot of adventures because of our dogs, horse, and birds. I didn’t buy her but found her, so this way I accidentally became a turtle/tortoise owner.
irene adler* September 1, 2021 at 11:44 am Ridiculous! I’d volunteer -enthusiastically!- to take that critter home with me. Then I’d turn it right over to the local turtle rescue group. No hesitation whatsoever. Maybe even offer to take home several for the weekend. Cuz I love turtles! This is an unwanted pet and is a disservice to said pet. The rescue org will find a good home for it. Then show up on Monday with home-made soup for lunch. And tell the bosses it’s turtle soup. Made enough for the entire week. Wanna try some?
cmcinnyc* September 1, 2021 at 4:55 pm This was my first thought! I would have a quiet discussion with my team of co-turtle-wranglers and arrange to take the turtle to an animal rescue or Herpatology Society or somesuch and that would be the end of it. “How’s the turtle?” “The turtle is GREAT!”
Macaroni Penguin* September 1, 2021 at 11:44 am Okay, practice question…… how did the supervisor expense these turtles? It’s a nonprofit company. My mind is horrifically curious on how this was coded and processed through finance.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 11:56 am Nonprofits often have a “staff morale/appreciation” budget of some kind…which is highly ironic in this case.
Macaroni Penguin* September 1, 2021 at 1:35 pm Right. The turtles could have absolutely been under the “staff moral/ appreciation” budget. And no one asked the turtles if their well-being would be improved by this idea!
Emi* September 1, 2021 at 12:10 pm My advice column fan fiction of this is that they misspent grant money, someone dimes them out to an auditor, and the turtles are seized by the feds.
I should really pick a name* September 1, 2021 at 11:45 am Seems like as good a time as any to use the “Wait, what?” tag
I edit everything* September 1, 2021 at 11:45 am I once worked at a place where the resident of the office next to mine was an 8-foot-long boa constrictor. That was preferable to turtles. And I did not have to bring her home on weekends. Bonus: I got to bring home her shed skin for my son. I’m trying to imagine someone who commutes by public transport trying to lug an aquarium home…Nope. Not going to go well. Maybe this is how the TMNT got into the sewers in the first place? Repeat: “My home is not safe for turtles.” When Boss insists you take your turn, call a reptile rescue and make arrangements. Issue a final warning before you take your turtle out of the office on Friday afternoon. Then drop it off at the rescue on your way home. Monday morning, you say, “Well, I did say my home wasn’t safe for turtles.”
The Original K.* September 1, 2021 at 12:24 pm I have a phobia of snakes; I literally could not work there because I’d have panic attacks. I jumped in my seat just reading the words.
Jean (just Jean)* September 1, 2021 at 2:28 pm Save me some room on your chair, because I’ll be jumping up right next to you. Not quite a phobia but it’s definitely full-blown uneasiness.
I edit everything* September 1, 2021 at 3:34 pm She wasn’t loose or anything, of course. She had a massive tank, and she pretty much just sat there. Every now and then I’d go in to say hello.
Mental Lentil* September 1, 2021 at 11:46 am Step 1: Wait until boss is gone. Take all the turtles to reptile conservation organization that can properly look after them. Step 2: Break a ground floor window at floor level from the inside. Step 3: Act surprised and shocked that the turtles all escaped!
Governmint Condition* September 1, 2021 at 12:08 pm Boss will probably think for a moment and say, “They couldn’t have gotten far. They’re turtles.”
Mental Lentil* September 1, 2021 at 12:15 pm Leave an empty pizza box about eight feet away from the broken window and let them come to their own conclusion!
DarthVelma* September 1, 2021 at 1:09 pm Then cue up Yakity Sax while pretending to run around outside looking for non-existent turtles.
Lady_Lessa* September 1, 2021 at 11:49 am We’ve joked about having an office cat, but that was as far as it got. (Lot of animal lovers here) I think that joking was as far as it would have EVER gotten. The kitten in the car’s engine was caught and has a home at the car’s owner’s neighbors. The kitten in the garage found a home with the garage owner and his long haired dachshund .
Junior Assistant Peon* September 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm Workplace cats are great. They used to be very common as a mouse control measure in the old days. I worked at a place where we informally adopted and fed a friendly stray cat that showed up.
JustKnope* September 1, 2021 at 11:49 am My first reaction was to laugh hysterically, but after reading Alison’s response and the comments, I can see how cruel and un-funny this is for the turtles! I hope the OP helps shut this down as hard as they can, and gets their boss’ support to do that too.
velomont* September 1, 2021 at 11:50 am I know we shouldn’t be diagnosing here but, your boss is an idiot:)
Amethystmoon* September 1, 2021 at 11:50 am As someone who took care of a pet leopard gecko for a decade, I will say there are added expenses besides the initial terrarium setup. Electricity costs will be higher due to having to have heat lamps and heating pads on. I believe turtles are similar in that they are cold-blooded, so part of the tank will need to be warm at all times and part will need to be cold at all times for them to move around. There will be an ongoing food cost, as there is with all pets. Also not all apartment buildings accept pets even in cages, so that could be an excuse if you rent. Some will make you pay a pet deposit no matter what kind of critter it is. I’m not sure with turtles if there is special stuff you need to buy to clean the terrarium, but probably there will be something. There was with the gecko. Also if there are health issues with the turtle, is the company going to pay the vet bill? These things all need to be thought through before getting any kind of animal. Some pets might also try to eat turtles, if you have other pets. That could be an excuse also.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 11:55 am Turtles you generally just have one sunning spot and they stay pretty cool in the water, it’s a little less finicky than terrariums. Which doesn’t change anything about your answer which is very good, more of just a fun fact.
Richard Hershberger* September 1, 2021 at 12:00 pm Not just apartment buildings. My home won’t accept turtles. Yes, it is in fact a house, which my wife and I own. What’s your point?
Amethystmoon* September 1, 2021 at 1:13 pm My point is that people who rent can always blame the landlord. If you own your home, someone like this president who has power to fire people might take it the wrong way if it’s not accepted. This is a thing that multiple people need to push back on. Just one is probably not going to work.
I edit everything* September 1, 2021 at 11:50 am Who’s up for suiting up, commando-style, raiding the place after dark, and liberating the turtles (to be safely delivered to a rescue org, of course)? Anyone have night-vision goggles? Grappling hooks? Lock picks? This is a heist movie in the making, I can see it now. “Your mission, should you choose to accept it…”
JohannaCabal* September 1, 2021 at 11:52 am You, your co-workers, and the turtles all deserve better!
Annea* September 1, 2021 at 11:54 am What the actual f? My apartment building has a zero pets policy, so this would be a complete non-starter even if I were willing to take an animal home for the odd weekend or holiday (I am not), and even if the company somehow managed to provide the perfect turtle-positive travelling-enabled setup to everyone (highly doubtful).
Happy* September 1, 2021 at 11:55 am Can you imagine having to cart the turtle (and all it’s stuff) home on public transport? Yeck! When I was in grade school we had a “contest”. Take a praying mantis home and whoever kept theirs alive the longest WON. Looking back, HORRORS! I actually won, but mine somehow ended up going thru the dishwasher and I can’t even now…
quill* September 1, 2021 at 12:05 pm My 2nd grade science teacher had an explosion of stickbugs one year. We took home six. One year later WE had an explosion of stickbugs, everyone we knew willing to house bugs had an explosion of stickbugs, separating them into hastily purchased plastic 3 gallon terrariums only helped temporarily, etc.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 4:52 pm My mom, on the phone complaining about the plague of stickbugs to my former science teacher “they named at least half of the dozens of baby stickbugs ‘splinter.'”
KoiFeeder* September 2, 2021 at 12:24 pm Splinter is a beautiful name for a baby stickbug, I don’t see the problem.
A CAD Monkey* September 1, 2021 at 11:56 am I have a turtle that was a birthday gift 30 years ago. I am currently in the process of upgrading his aquarium again. Turtles are a money and time sink, not something that can be bounced around to multiple places weekly. Temperature and environment are crucial for proper care. there is also an odor factor to consider. turtles STINK. One thing i will say, the boss will probably never take that turtle home themself.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 12:08 pm Turtle enclosures get stinky FAST, even with proper set ups and care – which I doubt is going to be happening here. Who’s going to get in trouble when the whole office smells like a swamp? Probably not the CEO.
The Crowening* September 1, 2021 at 11:57 am I am just blown away by this. I feel so bad for the turtles, and also for the office workers, but also just kind of bowled over by the absurdity of the whole thing. This is an instant classic (although neither the turtles nor the staff wanted or should have to be any sort of instant classic).
Butter Makes Things Better* September 1, 2021 at 11:57 am This in-lieu-of-benefits-plan is even stupider than the “turtle turtle” scene in the *extremely* stupid Dana Carvey movie Master of Disguise.
MsM* September 1, 2021 at 12:01 pm Maybe OP and coworkers can take the turtle to the rescue group, and just pan to someone in costume if the president asks for a status report on a Zoom call.
Jyn’Leeviyah the Red* September 1, 2021 at 12:16 pm “We weren’t turtley enough to join the Turtle Club.”
Daffy Duck* September 1, 2021 at 11:57 am Absolutely the only way this would be acceptable is if the turtles were Tamagotchi. Even then the “caretakers” should only be volunteers.
Lemon It's Wednesday* September 1, 2021 at 12:01 pm I have a box turtle that was rescued from a turtle hoarder. Terrestrial turtles are easier to care for but still require specific humidity, lighting, space, and food. It would probably stress the turtle the fuck out moving to a new place every weekend. Turtles are not toys and this boss is highly irresponsible.
Cleopatra, Queen of Denial* September 1, 2021 at 12:02 pm “Oh no, the turtle died! I thought it was supposed to live 50 years! We probably didn’t have the right environment for him here in our office.” Meanwhile, the turtle is living his best life in a local sanctuary before being released to the wild.
Shark Whisperer* September 1, 2021 at 12:12 pm Just a quick note for anyone reading this, non-native turtles should not be released into the wild! We have a problem in my area with people dumping their exotic pet turtles into local ponds.
I edit everything* September 1, 2021 at 12:33 pm Even native turtles should not be released into the wild. Turtles are kind of odd in that if they get removed from their known territory, the cannot function and will die fairly quickly. Even if you see a turtle in danger along the road and you want to rescue it, you should move it as little as possible–across the road in the direction it was headed.
WFH with Cat* September 1, 2021 at 2:47 pm Also, captive/pet turtles can transfer diseases and parasites to wild populations. Never release pets into the wild. It’s bad for all involved.
Emi* September 1, 2021 at 12:02 pm The weirdest part of this to me, a former turtle owner, is that TURTLES DO NOT NEED TO BE TAKEN HOME OVER THE WEEKEND. They’re simply not that high-needs. Put some food and fresh water in the enclosure on Friday and they will be just as happy on Monday as they were on Thursday. Probably happier, since it’ll be quieter. Definitely happier than they’d be at someone’s house, at a new temperature, after traveling in a car or subway, with potential predators around. Just leave the poor turtles alone, man.
awesome3* September 1, 2021 at 12:06 pm My dad got salmonella twice from a pet turtle, you have every reason to worry
NoOneSpecial* September 1, 2021 at 12:06 pm I was irritated when I was informed that I had somehow inherited care of all the office plants when I took a job as a bookkeeper just because my predecessor had cared for the plants voluntarily. I can’t imagine being told to care for an actual animal as part of my non-animal-related office job.
Don't Remember* September 1, 2021 at 12:13 pm What happens when the plants die? That’s what would happen under my care and not even intentionally. I am just bad at it!
Dana Whittaker* September 1, 2021 at 5:07 pm Oh dear, I think you might have gotten my old job – although my understanding is my replacement just did not water the plants for three months. (eye blink + my favorite Castle gif)
Hiring Mgr* September 1, 2021 at 12:08 pm Trying to give the boss the benefit of the doubt here – is it possible he could have meant tortoises instead? Many people mix up the two, much like porpoises and dolphins
Van Wilder* September 1, 2021 at 12:08 pm After arranging w/ an animal rescue shelter… one night, drop it off after hours. Leave the cage open. Claim it escaped.
Shark Whisperer* September 1, 2021 at 12:11 pm OP, if you are reading this, try to find a reptile or turtle specific animal welfare organization. If you happen to live in the Mid-Atlantic, I highly reccomend the Mid-Atlantic Turtle and Tortoise Society (MATTS). Even if you don’t live in their area, they might still be a good group to ask who the best people to contact in your area are. I’ve met MATTS members a number of times and they take turtle welfare very very seriously. They also have lots of research-based info on what kind of enclosure and care different species of turtles need to thrive. Spoiler Alert! It’s a lot more space and care than pet stores would have you believe. MATTS would be happy to explain to your president exactly why all of this is a bad idea.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 12:12 pm Never get pet care advice from a pet store. The things they recommend for pets like betta fish or hamsters are also horrifying.
I edit everything* September 1, 2021 at 12:26 pm Depends on the pet store. One near us might have banned my husband from ever buying pets from them just for asking if a gecko could be left alone for a weekend. They were horrified he’d even consider such a thing.
PumpkinSpice4Ever* September 1, 2021 at 12:11 pm My question: what happens to the unassigned turtles when people quit? And imagine a new employee being told, “Welcome to [Org X]. Here’s your desk space, and this is Edwin, your turtle.”
quill* September 1, 2021 at 12:21 pm In this scenario I chose to believe that against ALL odds, the turtle has been with the company for 50 years and is roughly the size of a microwave.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 12:23 pm Honestly? Turtles are pretty hardy. This might be the best outcome.
a developer* September 2, 2021 at 4:43 am I imagine a new hire asking “Who is Edwin” when walking through the building and seeing a cushy corner office with a nameplate on it. And against all odds, Edwin the Turtle is now bigger and has a office of his own, which has been remodeled to be his terrarium, and weekend care is provided by a company sending people out. Edwin is now above several layers of management in the corporate hierachy, and has a retirement package.
IWishIHadAFancyUserName* September 1, 2021 at 12:12 pm This reminds me of a colleague’s story about a former employer who used about 100 betta fish in bowls as table centerpieces for their annual banquet. The banquet planner assumed attendees would be delighted to take them home. Alas, the planner was wrong, and she was forced to take most of them back to her office where they all died a slow death over the course of a few weeks.
Decima Dewey* September 1, 2021 at 2:14 pm My boss got two betta fish for his desk. He’s been on vacation since Friday. While I was reading this thread, I suddenly thought OMG and dashed over to boss’s desk, expecting to find both fish in the classic floating upside down position. Luckily, he took them home. I still worry about them being in containers half the size of a Slurpee cup, but that’s on him.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 2:49 pm A SINGLE betta fish should have a tank no bigger than 5 gallons and having two in sightline of each other can cause them both a lot of stress :(
Nobby Nobbs* September 1, 2021 at 12:13 pm Congratulations, OP, on finding the only work dilemma where “sorry, Mom says I can’t,” is a valid excuse. Jeezus.
Jyn’Leeviyah the Red* September 1, 2021 at 12:14 pm I vote for rehoming the turtle safely and responsibly, then replacing it in its tank with a toy or stuffy turtle.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 12:16 pm Quietly track how long it takes someone to notice
quill* September 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm Had this done to me with a plastic succulent. Between COVID and the rest of 2020, the record for me watering a fake plant religoiusly and not questioning it was 16 months.
I edit everything* September 1, 2021 at 12:28 pm One of those glass ones, with a hollow globe that floats, so the turtle, on the end of a bit of fishing line, is continually in the center of the tank. If the filter is running, it will even move around a bit, I bet.
commonsensesometimesmakessense* September 3, 2021 at 10:51 am Yeah, I was thinking along those lines. Like take the turtle one weekend as though you are taking it home, contact a rescue group (ideally have that set up in advance), and bring the turtle to them. Just go into the office like usual Monday and pretend you don’t even notice the turtle is missing. Or just say, “oh, he wandered off. I looked for him for like an hour!” Then, if they get another one, no one will ask you to take it home again! Still, ideally it is best to get a rescue organization involved directly with the business, because it won’t do to have them keep getting more turtles. Also, it might be worthwhile to tip off the landlord of the office space they are leasing, because they may not allow turtles or animals … though I would worry this would mean that an employee has to take the turtle every night. This whole situation is the craziest thing I think I have heard of yet!
Colorado* September 1, 2021 at 12:19 pm As an AVID animal lover, rescuer, and advocate – this is definitely a hill I would die on! And it would be a flaming, volcanic explosion running down the hill with turtles in hand.. This has to be shut down. Those poor turtles. Hopefully they can be sent to a proper living arrangement.
Blinded By the Gaslight* September 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm SAME. This makes me so angry and worried for those poor turtles. So effing problematic and just . . . STUPID.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 12:44 pm I know AAM tries to keep letter writers anonymous, but certainly we could make an exception and pull together for a turtle heist?
Blinded By the Gaslight* September 1, 2021 at 12:20 pm I just . . . why do CEOs and other leaders work SO HARD to make the most useless, wasteful choices when it comes to team-building and appreciation?? They could have treated everyone to a continental breakfast or scheduled a half-day retreat or a company picnic or something that probably would have cost about the same, taken up less of everyone’s time and resources, fed people, allowed people to meet and talk, and generated some amount of goodwill. OR . . . TURTLES FOR EVERYONE! Just . . . WHY???? ::pounds head on desk forever::
Paris Geller* September 1, 2021 at 12:26 pm Even more aggravating when you think about the salary most CEOs/EDs/Presidents get. Linda in payroll is struggling to put make ends meet as a single parent and caregiver to her aging in a high COL area making 40K a year, but Cecil gets 400K for forcing turtles on everyone.
Blinded By the Gaslight* September 1, 2021 at 5:40 pm Right? This is a surefire way to increase one thing amongst staff: resentment! I just can’t even imagine showing up to my office job, and being handed a TURTLE to help me bond with my team. Like, can we just go out for lunch or something? Why does this reptile need to be involved, what the hell . . .
The Original K.* September 1, 2021 at 12:29 pm Or just give people a day off! They’re all burned out, let them take a break instead of giving them more work. Stagger if if they can’t close the office entirely, but really, OP said outright that they’re tired and underpaid. They want money and/or time off, not pets.
Amethystmoon* September 1, 2021 at 1:18 pm Right, a day off would be great. Let them alternate days of the week so not everyone takes the same day, but most work can wait 1 day, and best of all, probably no animals will die as a result of 1 day off.
Blinded By the Gaslight* September 1, 2021 at 3:43 pm Exactly! And you know their logic is probably “It’s too expensive to give everyone a day off,” but like, how expensive are all these turtles AND all the freaking TIME everyone is going to waste dealing with the turtles, talking about the turtles, and talking about how they think their CEO is psycho for filling the office with turtles that no one has time or resources to take care of properly? I will never get over that some CEO somewhere thought this was a great idea and actually carried it out. What the actual hell . . .
JB* September 1, 2021 at 12:21 pm What are the logistics here? How are employees supposed to take home an animal that requires at least tens of gallons of water to live in? My sister and I keep herps (reptiles and amphibians). We have, on occasion, been in a position to take in animals that an acquaintance needed to rehome permanently or temporarily. The number one deciding question is always ‘where are we going to fit this tank’? Most people don’t have empty space lying around to just plop down a 20-gallon tank, especially not a space with access to outlets for tank heaters, filters, etc. And I don’t keep turtles personally but I assume, like fish (or axolotls, which I am more personally familiar with) that you can’t just pop them in water fresh out of the sink. So I’m imagining some poor employee carrying a sloshing tank full of turtle water and a very unhappy turtle across the parking lot before every holiday weekend…
TryingHard* September 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm Re-home with humans good. Release in wild bad. See snakes in Florida and fish in lakes. Non native species cause massive issues.
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii* September 1, 2021 at 12:25 pm [blockquote] A little back story: our president does not like being told no or getting any pushback from the staff. So it has created this odd environment of staff members praising her terrible ideas [/blockquote] Gotta love these disconeected from reality types. Its amazing how crazy it can get. [blockquote] they’re social animals who prefer living in a group (of other turtles, not of office workers) [/blockquote] Sometiems i think i read AAM for Alison’s profressional snark!
Yertle* September 1, 2021 at 12:27 pm Ok. I think it’s been long enough to tell this story, but I am changing my name for this because it was specific to my company Background: This took place during a dark time for the company I worked at, Bankruptcy, acquisition, site/office closures, layoffs, etc. I guess some guy named Wakeen wrote this after a meeting the other day where they were talking about how bad morale was getting, especially after they laid off the hardware development people – someone joked that “City A” people were so down and out that they didn’t even have it in them to get up from their desks to use the restrooms and were relieving themselves at their desks. After this was said Pollyana piped up in this perky voice and said something like – “I don’t know what’s wrong with everyone . . . I just found a box turtle in my yard this morning and it put me in such a good mood . . .” Anyway, this is what came of that. It really slams Percival Pennyweather (Head of HR) – and is really funny. This was posted to the ACME corp’s intranet. I was surprised how long it lasted out there, I think it was up for about 3 days. So imagine the text as a web news site with pictures of turtles: Start: > ACME Corp Turtle Initiative: Despite having jobs that are no longer eligible for ACME Corp bonus plans, and having most of their remaining dignity stripped away, we believe that most of our employees still can make it to the bathroom before befouling themselves, and will remain as dedicated and hard-working as ever. How? Read about the revolutionary plan to introduce cute small turtles in the offices to raise morale at ACME Corp Turtles 2002 – Tell Me a Turtle Story Turtles 2002 is a new initiative that has been developed to increase the motivation level of our ACME employees in City A, City B, City C, City D, and various other locations. The idea was first tested on remote employee Pollyana in Springfield, Illinois. A ACME-trained box turtle (Terrapene carolina) named Rico was surreptitiously released into her backyard by ACME Corp Personnel Field Operative Fester Pennyweather. Shortly after, as Pollyana relates, “I heard the dogs barking and carrying on in the yard, so I came out to see what the ruckus was…” The turtle warmed her heart immediately, inducing an upswing in her body’s production of endorphins and increasing her productivity by at least 36.5 percent. ACME Personnel Manager Percival Pennyweather took time out from his busy, grueling, hard-working schedule to chat with us about Turtle2000. “Well, I’m not sure of all the details, but I can tell you we plan to roll out the Turtles into the City A offices and the NOC in City B. ‘NOC’ — I like that acronym. Don’t you like it too? Did you know an acronym is like a word that’s made from the initials of other words? I don’t know what words were used for ‘NOC,’ but I like how it sounds. NOC-NOC… NIC-NOC…” We were able to get more specific information from Emilio Pennyweather, ACME Corp Personnel Field Operations Director. “Once the test on Pollyana proved successful, we sent orders to dispatch twelve box turtles from the training camp in Budd Lake, New Jersey, to the NOC, and another twelve to City A. We are sending them FedEx Overnight (in a ReptilePak, of course, for their safety) so they should be deployed by June 12th at the latest. Endorphins should be pumping wildly out there in short order.” The turtles are being deployed to combat severe employee discontent recently found at the sites. When asked about the issue, Personnel Manager Beesley replied, “I don’t have that answer right now, but if you you leave me your email address or some other contact information I’ll be sure to have someone get back to you.” A source at the City A (who requested that his identity not be revealed) related that “People here are so bummed out that they can’t even summon the energy to get up to visit the rest room.” “We don’t understand why it happened, but we know it has happened, and we care deeply for our employees here at ACME Corp, so we had to do something, and quick,” said Clark Shaw Pennyweather, Personnel Manager for the North American Region. He is excited by the use of turtles in resolving employee issues of all kinds. “We recently used a rather large, highly specialized turtle operative in resolving some outstanding issues with the Hardware Development group; it’s nice to see we can bring the little fellas into this other situation.”
I edit everything* September 1, 2021 at 12:30 pm You know, the boss’s plan has worked in one way: It’s certainly brought the AAM community together. Look at the wonderful brainstorming we’re doing! And we’re really tapping into our teammates’ specialized knowledge. This is really great! Look at the consensus!
learnedthehardway* September 1, 2021 at 12:33 pm I feel like the OP is missing the team-building opportunity here – which is obviously that the team needs to arrange an elaborate plan to liberate the turtle and return it to its natural habitat, which maintaining the fiction that the turtle continues to reside in the office and that staff are taking it on sleepovers on weekends. I mean, this is what the CEO MUST have meant when they said the turtle was for team-building purposes, right?
Burnt* September 1, 2021 at 12:33 pm This is a thing. My work hired a guy who gave us a speech about having a goldfish at work. It was bizarre.
That weird person with pet reptiles* September 1, 2021 at 12:33 pm There is a reptile and amphibian rescue in Cleveland called Herps Alive. They will take the turtle, and likely have a large enough network to get it there if you’re in the eastern half of the country. You can reach out on FB. They may also know who you can contact who would be closer to you. People view these kinds of animals as throw-away pets that do not suffer. But they do. Unless all of your coworkers are properly set up at home for a turtle, this is animal abuse/neglect, plain and simple. It’s probably not even set up properly in the office, considering the president thinks it’s feasible to bring it home every weekend. If its UV and calcium needs aren’t met, its bones and shell will become brittle and break. It might not bark at you if/when that happens, but it’s still abuse. This is super messed up.
Colorado* September 1, 2021 at 12:44 pm I agree, this is super messed up! I have a leopard gecko who lives in a ginormous terrarium that takes 2 people to move, has a bottom heat pad, and 2 top heat lamps (depending on time of year), calcium, crickets, worms, helping her toes after shedding, etc… she’s a lot to take care of. But I love her and give her a good life even if it is in captivity. To think anyone can take a turtle “home on the weekends” is absolutely bananapants.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 12:57 pm That’s unkind and unwarranted. This is still a professional situation and the OP is looking for advice on how to handle it.
nothing rhymes with purple* September 1, 2021 at 2:31 pm https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GIFT
LPUK* September 1, 2021 at 12:38 pm I used to work for a global pet company and my boss (the GM) was evangelical about pets – first people could bring their pets in, and then you were encouraged to have your company ID taken with your pet and even to annotate your email signature with name of pet. He tried really hard to get me to have a pet… but luckily I lived 100 miles from the office and stayed in rented accommodation during the week, so was able to push back on the grounds – ‘it wouldn’t be responsible or fair on the pet for me to be a pet owner’. Phew.
Condoms from a satchel* September 1, 2021 at 12:38 pm Everyone has covered all the aspects of how this is terrible for the turtles so I won’t touch that. It seems to me that the turtles did result in uniting the staff but probably not the way the boss hoped.
Anonymous little sister* September 1, 2021 at 12:39 pm It could have been worse. My sister’s sorority had a pet iguana. They’d had it a while and the thing was half the length of our bathtub. Which is where it lived when she brought it home. Which is why my sister got a bathroom to herself that week and my mother did not.
MM* September 1, 2021 at 12:41 pm There are 400 comments on this very wild post, so perhaps this as already been addressed but…can you go over her head to the board of directors? Certainly they would not want donor funds to be used for staff turtles?????? This is wild! Good luck, please update!
Observer* September 1, 2021 at 3:12 pm Certainly they would not want donor funds to be used for staff turtles What makes you think that organizational funds are being used. MAYBE the turtles will b purchased with org funds, although I would not be shocked if this lunatic tried to pressure staff to pay for them. But you can bet that he’s going to expect staff to pay for everything else. The thing that might work though, is if you guys are non-exempt and you can show how much time is going to be involved. Because you need to PAID for that time.
Jennifer* September 1, 2021 at 12:42 pm Wow, so they literally got y’all a class pet like you’re in kindergarten. This is the most insane thing.
Jerusha* September 1, 2021 at 12:43 pm Another route might be to say that you are concerned that you wouldn’t be able to provide an appropriate environment for the turtle at home / are concerned about the possibility of disease transmission, and you’d like to discuss it all with the turtles’ vet. Of /course/ the company has found (and possibly even established a contract with) with a veterinarian who specializes in reptiles, right? Of /course/ payment for the vet’s time for this consultation will be handled by the company, since it’s a company pet, right? And just let the question(s) hang there.
Kitano* September 1, 2021 at 12:44 pm If I’m reading this correctly, there are multiple turtles across the departments??? What the???? Call your board of directors and report this to the Chair IMMEDIATELY. Be sure to use a payphone or other non-traceable line so they can’t link the report to you. I also definitely second the advice to call an animal protection hotline, but if you end up having to take your turn with the turtle, I fully endorse you unilaterally giving it away to a shelter that can handle it. Tell everyone that it died in a tragic accident and now your entire department needs a paid day off to deal with their grief (AKA, the grief caused by working for this president).
ThePear8* September 1, 2021 at 12:47 pm This is just…so neglectful. A pet, ANY pet, needs to be cared for and is a big responsibility. My family just recently adopted a tortoise from a local rescue, but only after doing the research about care and what we would need to be equipped for, and deciding that we were all up for it. And that’s a land tortoise – any pet that requires water is going to have way more work to care for. I hope you contact a rescue and they can rehome those turtles to people who are actually willing and able to commit to caring for living beings.
Just Another Zebra* September 1, 2021 at 12:49 pm I’m sorry… WHAT? I grew up in a zoo (not quite literally, but feels close enough). My mother still has the box turtle I rescued from my eighth grade science teacher – she wanted to put it in a box of dirt in the fridge to hibernate. We’ve had him for 15ish years now, and he is very very happy. But he is A LOT of work. (For any who asks, box turtles are native to our area. We thought about taking him to a rescue, but they told us they’d keep him in a 10 gallon fish tank. He lives in an 8ft square enclosure, outdoors, with a shallow pond and plenty of bugs to forage.) I’d approach it this way – make up a complete list of all the care items you’ll need and expense them out (hint – it’s a ton of money). Ask the President how this should all be paid for. When she pushes back/ tells you to cut back, ask her if she is actively asking you to abuse an animal. Then take it to the Board. Express concern that these animals are not getting proper care, that you did your research and this is what a LIVING CREATURE needs to be healthy.) Then ask about vets who specialize in herpatology in your area and how you should go about paying for Squirtle’s care. The term “misappropriation of funds” comes to mind.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 12:58 pm ” she wanted to put it in a box of dirt in the fridge to hibernat”
Shark Whisperer* September 1, 2021 at 1:42 pm Refrigerator hibernation isn’t that crazy. Some reptile keepers do recommend it for some turtles and tortoises that don’t have an outdoor enclosure. Hibernation (technically burmation) is a natural part of their lifecycle and some people think it’s healthier for them to go through it every year. Usually, though, people who do refrigerator hibernation have a dedicated fridge for it. You want to slowly lower the temperature over time. You also want to have air tubes so the animal can get fresh air. Usually the reptiles are in “dirt,” but more specifically a 50/50 mix of topsoil and soft sand. I worked at a zoo that had a hibernation fridge. I trust that this particular teacher didn’t know what she was doing, but the general concept is sound.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 1:59 pm Yeah, your food refrigerator is probably not the right temperature / humidity / lack of cross contamination environment for turtle brumation.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 2:09 pm Yes, but when I hear “put a box of dirt in the fridge” and not “create a special refrigerated hibernation space” that’s not what I’m picturing.
Just Another Zebra* September 1, 2021 at 3:06 pm I didn’t know that! What you’re describing does make sense (and sounds really cool – pun intended). It was the mini fridge under her desk, so definitely not a legitimate set up.
Observer* September 1, 2021 at 3:08 pm What else was she utterly incompetent at? And how were you able to rescue the poor creature?
Observer* September 1, 2021 at 3:07 pm I think it’s pretty obvious that the teacher had no idea what she was doing. Someone who knew what they were doing would have explained that they are going to do the things you described – remember this was part of biology class. Also, it wouldn’t have been “a box of dirt” and it would not have been the general fridge.
A Feast of Fools* September 1, 2021 at 12:51 pm My elderly mother lives with me and, in this time of a global pandemic, have absolutely said to my C-suite, great-grandboss: “I love this company and the work I do, but not enough to kill my mom for you all.” I would have no problem adding, “I love this company and the work I do, but not enough to endanger the life of a living animal.”
Missouri Girl in LA* September 1, 2021 at 12:53 pm I have an aquatic turtle-in my home. I’ve had him or her since 2009. He’s lovely but he’s my pet (along with my dogs) and my choice. I have never, ever heard of this. I’m sorry OP that your boss is buying into whatever stupid idea that’s trending out there. While it wasn’t a puppy or a kitten, it’s still bananas. Where are people getting these stupid ideas? And, as somebody mentioned, at the risk of breaking chain of command and being insubordinate, if you feel comfortable, the board chair/president would be a good place to start. Especially if you believe there would be blow-back by not accepting, not to mention, it’s behavior that’s concerning.
Meep* September 1, 2021 at 12:54 pm Greatest letter I read of all time. Are you sure you don’t work for a super villian?
lyonite* September 1, 2021 at 12:55 pm I vote for “this workplace is full of turtles” as a new shorthand for management dysfunction.
Sick of Workplace Bullshit* September 1, 2021 at 3:40 pm A la Captain Awkward’s House of Bees. I love it!
Jessica Fletcher* September 1, 2021 at 12:55 pm It’s like a classroom hamster that everyone has to take home, but worse!
SaffyTaffy* September 1, 2021 at 1:03 pm There was an Elle editor in the 1990s who would buy people Jack Russell terriers. Unprompted. Is there any more demanding dog? And she’d follow up, “how’s my precious puppy?” so people just had to keep them. It was supposedly a move to make sure you were constantly aware of the power she held.
No turtles please* September 1, 2021 at 1:07 pm Wow. Just, wow. I love all animals, even some of the creepy-crawly ones, but I would not bring home one that I didn’t know how to care for properly. After reading Alison’s checklist of what turtles need at minimum, I’m glad we didn’t sign up to take a weekend with my son’s kindergarten class pet turtle a couple years, because that would have been a major fail. And the reason we didn’t sign up is because his brother was really little at the time and I had read children under 5 should not handle reptiles due to possible salmonella exposure (if that’s not true, someone please correct me, I got that info from PetSmart). How many of your co-workers have small children? Or may be well-meaning animal lovers but clueless about turtle care? Please, please either push back as a group and/or call a turtle rescue if she already got them. I think we have another nominee for worst boss this year!
Ladybugger* September 1, 2021 at 1:12 pm As a former turtle parent, this is correct advice. The actual salmonella risk is low *if* you handle them correctly (washing your hands well after touching, not sticking your fingers in your mouth before the hand washing occurs…basically things super young kids are not great at). I wouldn’t expect a small child to do that consistently when they’re still learning about hygiene/safety and honestly I would probably not recommend a turtle to under-12s for that reason as well as the level of care required.
Amethystmoon* September 1, 2021 at 1:22 pm Yeah, I bought lots of hand sanitizer when I had my gecko. This was years before COVID, but there was the whole having to feed her crickets and worms thing, and she would not eat the pet-store canned insects. They had to be moving. Not sure what turtles eat, but if any live food is involved, cleaning hands afterward is an absolute must.
tazimodo* September 1, 2021 at 1:07 pm I haven’t read all the comments, and I am sure this has been mentioned already, but I absolutely LOVE that Alison has vehemently defended the proper care and welfare of the turtles as the main reason this is bananapants and cannot stand.
Ladybugger* September 1, 2021 at 1:07 pm I absolutely love turtles, and I absolutely think this is a disaster. There’s a big risk to moving turtles around for all the care reasons Allison mentions, plus the transport itself can be dangerous during winter if you’re moving them to a cold car/outside for any period of time. Turtles can’t produce body heat. One note: I would avoid the messaging about salmonella to your boss. While it can be on turtles, really if you’re not handling the turtle, or you are but wash your hands well, the risk is very minimal. I just fear it may be distracting to your boss who will start thinking of excuses/mitigation rather than the more straightforward, unsolvable problems of “I’m gone on weekends”, “I can’t care for the turtle”, “It’s against my lease”. I always stick with explanations that have maximum difficulty levels to be a Rules Lawyer about.
Red 5* September 1, 2021 at 6:23 pm Yes, if you lean on a reason instead of just refusing it has to be something the boss can’t “fix.” They can Google to see how to properly handle turtles. They can’t negotiate the condo board’s pet policy.
Mainah* September 1, 2021 at 1:08 pm I would accept the turtle for the weekend after identifying a reptile rescue organization (they exist). After rehoming the turtle I’d spend the rest of the weekend making a turtle shell out of chicken wire and paper mâché. Then I’d return on Monday and use the fake shell as a candy dish on my desk and not say a word.
Bilateralrope* September 1, 2021 at 1:17 pm I see lots of people saying to talk to an animal welfare organisation. I agree. Do that immediately. I’d also suggest talking to an employment lawyer to ask about the health and safety issues that come with the turtle, how much authority your work has to force you to take the turtle home and how much they are required to pay you. I doubt that any time caring for an animal your work makes you care for can be considered off the clock.
Greengirl* September 1, 2021 at 2:15 pm Take all the turtles that weekend to the animal rescue. Replace them all with stuffed turtles!
Rex Banner* September 1, 2021 at 1:21 pm Alright. But you people remember: baby turtles and alligators may seem like a cute idea for a pet, but they grow up.
Dana Whittaker* September 1, 2021 at 1:24 pm OP, I work in the animal welfare arena, and have contacts everywhere. (One of my good friends was the lucky one who caught the Zebra Spitting Cobra in NC recently, for frame of reference, and I have teams in Louisiana right now assisting in the aftermath of Hurricane Ida.) I have included my email on my comment. Alison, please feel free to pass it along to OP if they wish assistance with this endeavor.
AnotherLibrarian* September 1, 2021 at 2:44 pm I am so glad someone commented who works in this area, because I keep thinking about these poor turtles and I have no idea how or what to even suggest to the OP. So thank you for stepping up here, because this is appalling.
CW* September 1, 2021 at 1:32 pm Wow, and I thought things couldn’t get any crazier. I can’t believe you are being forced to take care of a turtle. Then what’s next? A rabbit? You were not hired to take care of animals, you were hired to do your job at your employer. If you wanted a pet, you could get one yourself. And this doesn’t rectify your employment situation, it is making things worse. But yes, this is not only out of line, but it is bad for the turtle as well, and you too. Report them to the SPCA and start looking for a new job immediately. On a final note, set the turtle free once you do both.
Terese* September 1, 2021 at 1:36 pm Turn the poor little thing loose in the woods and tell the boss, “I’m so sorry, he escaped and I can’t find him!”
Clisby* September 1, 2021 at 1:40 pm That could be signing the turtle’s death warrant. Unless it’s a native woodland species, it might have no ability to live there.
quill* September 1, 2021 at 1:57 pm Even a native local species is unlikely to survive. We’re heading into autumn, a turtle in an unfamiliar environment probably won’t be able to bulk up for hibernation quickly enough.
nothing rhymes with purple* September 1, 2021 at 2:46 pm http://turtlesurvival.nonprofitsoapbox.com/resources/how-to-help-turtles
nnn* September 1, 2021 at 1:39 pm What I really want to know is how they arrived at the idea of turtles! Like, it’s not completely out there – I have encountered pet turtles in my life – but trying to picture how that brainstorming session would go, I just can’t see how you get there!
Black Horse Dancing* September 1, 2021 at 1:40 pm Your boss is a cruel, vile, unthinking idiot, OP. Get a rescue involved pronto. Those poor turtles…
Cleopatra, Queen of Denial* September 1, 2021 at 1:40 pm I have a friend who worked as an office manager at a very very small family-run nonprofit. The family lived upstairs, and the whole thing was highly dysfunctional. The family had a giant frog. It wasn’t really clear if the frog belonged to the family or to the nonprofit itself, but as office manager, one of his job duties was to feed the frog periodically. That meant my friend had to feed a live goldfish, using chopsticks, to this frog. It was easily the worst part of the job, but he was a really affable fellow, and he took it in stride.
feral fairy* September 1, 2021 at 1:41 pm Wow… what is the boss’ plan if the turtle develops a health issue and they have to pay for veterinary care and treatment? I’m guessing it will either be “rallying” (ie shaming) their employees into fundraising for the turtle or dumping the turtle onto a budget-strapped rescue organization that will be forced to pay the bills. I think that this is a good albeit unfortunate opportunity for the staff members to push back as a unit, though that might be difficult considering how afraid people are of the ED. If there are staff members with more workplace capital either through seniority or by virtue of their position, they should ideally spearhead this. I’m not sure if this particular non-profit CEO is the type who will fire anyone who questions her judgment regardless of how indispensable the employee is (because I have encountered this specific type of executive director when I was working for a nonprofit). If they are, it is riskier to push back, especially because she will probably accuse people of ganging up on her and not being team players. While bringing issues to the board is risky too, this is an occasion where it’s warranted in my opinion. The ED is showing serious judgment issues. If she made a decision like this without any consideration for the myriad of issues that could come up, how can she be trusted to make important decisions for the nonprofit. It’s also a red flag if she did this without input from anyone else, because that demonstrates that she is not willing to consult stakeholders when it comes to her ideas. One question I have is if the CEO made the purchase herself without the input of anyone else, does she have any more responsibility to the animal, considering she foisted it upon her staff members without their consent? I’d also look into where she got the turtle from. If it was a rescue, chances are she misled them in the process of adopting the turtle and they’d want to intervene. If it was a pet store that’s a different story but still relevant information.
Susan Ivanova* September 1, 2021 at 1:46 pm I worked at a place that had a turtle pond with proper care for the turtles – they worked with a local turtle rescue. We could appreciate them from a distance.
I'm just here for the cats!* September 1, 2021 at 1:48 pm This is the most bizarre thing I’ve heard of. What would happen if the turtle died while in the care of someone for the weekend? Would they be held responsible? Are they providing tanks to take home for the turtle? What if you took public transportation to work? Can’t put a turtle on the bus. Are you responsible for the food and such one the weekend? This is worse than the pet rats my 6th grade class had as a project.
nothing rhymes with purple* September 1, 2021 at 1:53 pm So I did a smidge of Googling and found some lists of reptile rescues. They may be able to advise as well as to take the turtles off people’s hands — I don’t know, I haven’t called any of them. This one has US rescues listed by state http://www.thebeardeddragon.org/reptile-rescues.php here’s another list by state: https://www.tortoise.com/turtle-rescue-centers-in-usa.html https://reptifiles.com/reptile-rescues-directory/ All good luck, LW.
Bossy Magoo* September 1, 2021 at 1:54 pm I was going to comment that I feel bad for the turtles – I’m so glad Alison emphasized it in her response. Poor turtles :(
Dumpster Fire* September 1, 2021 at 2:06 pm I’m REALLY curious to know if the CEO assigned herself a turtle to take home and take care of, every weekend/vacation/holiday? And does she actually do it?
People Leave Bosses* September 1, 2021 at 2:14 pm My reaction was wait. What? That’s it. I couldn’t function beyond that.
ENFP in Texas* September 1, 2021 at 2:20 pm Please please PLEASE contact a rescue group and tell them that your idiot boss had a dumbass idea, that no one was able to talk her out of it, and now there are a bunch of turtles in completely inappropriate situations who will need new homes ASAP. The turtles should not have to suffer just because your boss is an idiot. YOU have a choice. THEY do not. :(
Scorbunny* September 1, 2021 at 2:22 pm Funny enough, I actually do have a couple of Tamagotchi sitting on my desk at work right now, they do come home with me at night, they are low effort, and I still wouldn’t try to foist one off on a coworker for ~team building~ or whatever. That would be ridiculous and annoying! Throw a live animal into the mix and it’s beyond the pale. LW, get out while you can!
JelloStapler* September 1, 2021 at 2:26 pm You: “We’re overworked and underpaid” Them: “Here’s one more thing to take care of! Enjoy!”
cwhf* September 1, 2021 at 2:30 pm Those poor turtles and employees. This boss is truly a frontrunner for the year’s worst. I mean seriously: Employee: Morale is terrible and people are stressed and underpaid. Boss: I’ve got just the ticket, we’ll get them turtles and force them to be caretakers. Maybe the goal with to distract them from their misery? Just wow. WTF indeed.
nothing rhymes with purple* September 1, 2021 at 2:32 pm So I also did a bit of googling on Wildlife Rehabilitation and found these to start with https://www.nwrawildlife.org/ https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/how-find-wildlife-rehabilitator All good luck, OP.
I Wrote This in the Bathroom* September 1, 2021 at 3:42 pm Yep, I would absolutely call. And I am not someone who reports people casually, but come on. What this boss is doing is borderline animal abuse, to be honest.
wine dude* September 1, 2021 at 2:40 pm We had a neighbor’s high school daughter house sit our pets a couple times. Each time however, one of our pets died. Mind you she is GREAT with animals but what are you going to do about a goldfish that leapt out of the tank? (She now has a good veterinary career.) I like the advice to contact an animal group, but if that doesn’t work, tell whoever that you have bad luck with pets and you will not be responsible.
Bugs Meany* September 1, 2021 at 4:03 pm Take the turtle to a rescue, and leave the bowl beside a manhole with an empty pizza box and a note that says “see you in the sequel!”
Isabel Archer* September 1, 2021 at 2:44 pm You guys, this is so easily fixed! The very first weekend, the employees at each office who take the turtle home should instead take it directly to the local animal rescue organization. On Monday, all of these employees can sadly report that the turtles either died or escaped. All the offices should do this the same weekend. Bonus points if the designated turtle-sitters are beloved and unimpeachable employees.
Just an autistic redhead* September 1, 2021 at 2:49 pm Can’t they… Install a monitor or screen that’s locked to a live cam from somewhere watching a/some turtle(s) who are in appropriate turtle environments… In each office instead? I mean… MAYBE that would have a chance of accomplishing the ideal goal (unlike the current idea) while also not putting turtles and people into a mutual no-win situation…
Seeking Second Childhood* September 1, 2021 at 8:44 pm Sponsor a sea turtle and follow the telemetry data. Sponsor a sea turtle nest rescue center and run a pool for how many eggs. Sponsor some zoo critter cam, or a wild otter station or… So many options, none of which stink like a poorly maintained aquarium.
Victoria, Please* September 1, 2021 at 2:51 pm Not gonna lie, I laughed out loud at this partly because I love the word “turtle,” it is so charming and funny to say. And because, like everyone else, I am so astonished that all I could do was laugh.
Meep* September 1, 2021 at 2:58 pm If I’m expected to take care of a pet in order to keep my job, I should be paid for it, no? I’d itemize all the time spent caring for the turtle and ask for payment for it. Pet sitters get paid.
Ellen N.* September 1, 2021 at 3:05 pm If I were you m, I would contact HR and point out that there will likely be workers’ compensation claims and possibly lawsuits over salmonella poisoning.
First time listener, long time caller* September 1, 2021 at 3:12 pm Don’t use “my mom is sick.” I’m highly sympathetic to OP, but I still think that’s ridiculous. You don’t have to take the turtle out or touch it. Your mom certainly doesn’t have to. Certainly, boar-headed Boss isn’t going to take that complaint even remotely seriously. It’s better to stick to good arguments. Or just saying no.
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 3:36 pm But this is about taking the turtle home. You think OP will have turtle duty and be able to just leave the turtle in the transportation carrier all weekend/holiday without ever handling it?
I Wrote This in the Bathroom* September 1, 2021 at 3:41 pm It is a damn good argument though? Turtle is coming home, therefore, turtle will be out and about. If I lived with a sick elderly parent, that’d be a no for me. And I really don’t know how I’d feel about a boss that wouldn’t take my “no, sorry, I have a sick elderly parent living at home and it wouldn’t be safe for them” “even remotely seriously”. Do these bosses even exist? Even the most callous, robotic ones I’ve worked for, understood “sick parent” very well, because, I’m guessing, at some point in life, most of us have one. It is relatable (and also true for OP).
Eldritch Office Worker* September 1, 2021 at 3:49 pm And this boss seems more…misguided than cruel? Like the turtle is a bad play, this is terrible, but the GOAL is to bring people together and make them happy and a boss who is even thinking “covid is hard let’s give people a fun bonding hobby” is probably not a “f*ck your sick mom” boss.
First time listener, long time caller* September 3, 2021 at 8:12 pm We had to take my kids’ classes snake one week a few summers ago. It never left the tank. It wasn’t ideal, but it got fed. The turtle can stay in the tank for a weekend. It’s probably not getting out at work. But I’m not saying OP should take the turtle. I’m saying she shouldn’t get out of it by telling a lie that will be easily shot down with a “don’t touch it” alternative.
Erin* September 1, 2021 at 4:01 pm Wtf?? Also, can we please get an update on this in the next few weeks?
kate* September 1, 2021 at 4:08 pm I don’t know how long I could stand to be at an organization that was full of people who built a culture where the expected response was “Yes, what a great idea!” to such terrible ideas. The boss doesn’t like being told no or getting pushback. So? So what? I’m curious to know what happened in the past when the boss was told “No” that made everyone so conflict avoidant to the point where everyone went long with pet turtles!! Like…????? I would seriously question the judgment or leadership abilities of anyone in the president’s office. The solution they came up with for an overworked, underpaid staff was….more responsibility? And of a living creature no less! This situation is truly bonkers! OP, please please please give us an update!! I gotta know how this one ends! Good luck!
Blinded By the Gaslight* September 1, 2021 at 5:56 pm SERIOUSLY. I would probably have been fired from this company for saying, “TURTLES? You’re giving us TURTLES to take care of on weekends? Question: What the hell is wrong with you?!”
Red 5* September 1, 2021 at 6:17 pm Yeah, I’ve worked with some diva bosses before. Like legendary had a reputation around town divas. And they still wouldn’t have managed to get anybody to go along with turtles. There’s always been one of two people who could figure out how to talk them down. Which is to say that’s some deep rot in that company structure OP.
Chauncy Gardener* September 1, 2021 at 4:21 pm What.the.actual.F?? Call animal control please please please! This is such a bad situation for the turtles. It’s even worse than it is for the humans, and it’s RIDICULOUS for the humans. Sheesh. Idiots truly walk among us. And that guy is the big boss!
My Boss is Dumber Than Yours* September 1, 2021 at 4:24 pm Well, OP, guess I need a different name when you and I comment on the same thread.
Worldwalker* September 1, 2021 at 4:31 pm “Turtles” covers a lot of chelonians, from Galapagos tortoises to alligator snappers. I’d be curious as to what they actually have here — my top three guesses, in order, would be a sulcata, a red-eared slider, and a box turtle. Those three species have *vastly* different care requirements. Different conditions, different temperatures, different diets, different everything. (though they’re not social animals; sliders will tolerate each others’ presence, the other two really want to be alone) But one thing they all want is peace and quiet. This is not found in the typical office. This is definitely not found when a different person carries the turtle somewhere else every weekend. Land-dwelling species like to be alone, and the presence of anyone or anything that moves can be a problem — maybe it eats turtles! And sliders … ever walk up to a riverbank and see turtles 50 feet away dive off their logs and vanish? They still have that stress reaction if you have them in an aquarium with no way to get away. But, y’know, no way to get away. If the turtle is in a habitat big enough for it, every turtle-carer needs to have their *own* setup at home to house the turtle, and transport it in a pet tote. If its habitat is small enough to be readily portable, it’s *too small*. Way too small, in the case of an aquatic turtle. All species have picky diets; just some pickier than others. Land turtles generally need fresh fruits and vegetables. Aquatic turtles are omnivores, and need a wide variety of food. Aquatic species — and their uneaten food — require frequent water changes and tank cleaning, even *with* a good canister filter. Sulcatas get huge. (as in hundreds of pounds) Sliders are filth factories. Box turtles are prone to respiratory problems. None of them are good pets for anyone but a reptile specialist. Heck, I’ve got a room full of snakes, frogs, and lizards, and *I* don’t have turtles. Turtles are not decorative office props. And no matter how this works out, it is not going to be fair to the turtles. One thing, though: they don’t have “thousands” of diseases. Yes, some can carry salmonella asymptomatically. (so can some humans, by the way) Wash your hands. But they’re not shelly engines of death and destruction.
Miss Displaced* September 1, 2021 at 6:49 pm Yeah… not great pets. What was that boss thinking? Next level cray.
SnappinTerrapin* September 1, 2021 at 7:02 pm Turtles just want to mind their own business, without the burden of entertaining humans.
A Wall* September 1, 2021 at 7:09 pm Bless you for this, because I started to break down why this is a terrible idea from a proper husbandry standpoint and then decided to scrap it and just reassure the LW that they weren’t going to give their mother salmonella. But this is 10000% correct. In a lot of ways this is a worse idea than having an office cat. You could trust that the average person knows more or less how to take care of a cat well enough for it to be fine going home with anyone in the office. With something like this, you can trust that absolutely no one in the office knows how to take care of it correctly, and on top of that it’s not simple to tell when an animal like this is unwell. It’s a recipe for disaster.
Red 5* September 1, 2021 at 5:23 pm Where I live it would be super easy to just blame the HOA. They’re known for being super pushy and intrusive in my area, so definitely something you could lean on in the meantime while waiting for a rescue org to figure out how to deal with this. Because it will probably take them a day or so to get their jaws off the floor. (Seriously, turtles? My brain can barely handle the logistical nightmare of the idea of thinking about doing this… those poor turtles.)
Hotdog not dog* September 1, 2021 at 5:25 pm The only appropriate kind of turtle to give to employees is the candy with the pecans and caramel. Just as the only kind of fish permissible in the office are Swedish or Pepperidge Farm Goldfish. This is a hill I am willing to die on!
RagingADHD* September 1, 2021 at 5:43 pm I think someone needs to tell Boss that the turtle went to live on a farm, where it could be happy and run in the grass. Should work, since Boss sounds like a literal child.
HereKittyKitty* September 1, 2021 at 5:59 pm If the situation seems stuck, I’d, uh, consider faking the turtle’s death and finding an actual home for it.
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain* September 1, 2021 at 6:27 pm I thought the same at first, but the boss might just get a new turtle and make the problem worse.
CatMintCat* September 1, 2021 at 6:11 pm I teach in a primary school, and we have pet guinea pigs at school (whole school pets). In normal times, their care isn’t an issue but when Covid struck and we were shutting down for who knows how long, suddenly it became “teachers need to take a couple of the piggies for the duration”. I just said to the boss “I have three cats and a completely unfenced yard that opens onto farmland (venomous snakes abound). You decide.” It was never suggested I take a piggy again.
Pennyworth* September 1, 2021 at 7:08 pm My daughter’s primary class had a solitary guinea pig brought in by one of the moms. It was on its own in a noisy classroom in cage with no place for it to sleep or hide. I felt so sad for it. Fortunately it went home after a few weeks.
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain* September 1, 2021 at 6:25 pm Whenever i read a truly crazy letter, i fantasize about one-upping the crazy…don’t use a normal reason why you can’t take the turtle home… reasonable excuses can be argued with reasonable “solutions”… go full tilt into something no one can think of a comeback for. “Sorry, my spiritual leader says a turtles will open a hole to the underworld.” “Sorry, my sofa has a turtle phobia” “sorry, the water at my house is too acidic.”
Rosacolleti* September 1, 2021 at 6:38 pm Funnily enough, my team often discuss having a work pet that we take turns looking after, but then we also bring our pets to work quite often. I agree that it would be cruel for a turtle and it is a weird expectation to have that everyone would be on board with it.
Miss Displaced* September 1, 2021 at 6:45 pm Turtles live a long time. I read somewhere that Sylvester Stallone still has the two turtles from the original Rocky movie. At least he took care of them. Man, this is one horrible President. What is the rationale for turtles. No one want that. No one.
Hks* September 1, 2021 at 6:46 pm And I was annoyed when my job sent us succulents as a “care package” last summer. Like, really, I don’t need to see another thing die right now. One of the plants died within 2 weeks but one of them lasted long enough for me to take to a relative with a green thumb.
A Wall* September 1, 2021 at 7:03 pm If it makes you feel any better, LW, you’re not gonna get salmonella from being in the vicinity of a turtle. They don’t radiate it or cough it into the air or something. You just have to wash your hands afterwards if you handle it. It’s very rare for them to actually carry it but it does happen, so it’s sort of like washing your hands after you crack an egg: an important precaution, but it’s not like you wouldn’t have eggs in your home for fear of it because you also know it’s very rare. When you see stories on the news about people getting salmonella from turtles, it’s due to both a combination of inappropriately sourced/aged/cared for turtles from scuzzy pet shops and the fact that most people (esp kids) don’t bother to wash their hands after touching them. It is not typical for people who keep amphibians or reptiles to catch anything from them, which is why those instances do make the news. I kept reptiles for many years and was definitely one of the only people I knew who always washed up after handling them or anything from inside their enclosures. When people would visit me I would always tell them they should wash up after holding them, and used to joke “you never go snake to mouth.” But most people don’t bother, because the odds of picking something up are so extremely small. Personally I prefer not to roll any dice on which any side could be gastric distress, but you get my point. Don’t get me wrong, I think there is literally no circumstance on earth in which anyone should have to take home and care for any animal that they don’t proactively want to take. This has gotta be top 5 most misguided, bizarre things I have ever seen on AAM in the decade or so I’ve been reading it. I read the title of this post and settled in so I could read it with my full attention because what?? But I hope that maybe this info can help the LW at least put their fear of this being a danger to their mother to bed, as that is certainly a stressor that they do not need on top of whatever the holy hell is going on with their job.
Chickaletta* September 1, 2021 at 7:37 pm Reminds me of the post circulating on Facebook about the bride who thought it would be cute to “tie a puppy to each table at the reception for the guests to love on” because she loved puppies. And people who get bunnies at Easter, and well, the list could go on. This guy is not thinking it through. At all. If I were employed at that company I don’t know what I would do because I spend half my weekends away at my boyfriends. It really is heartbreaking for those turtles though.
3DogNight* September 1, 2021 at 8:25 pm WT actual F on the wedding puppies? I’m going to look that up. People are so short-sighted.
Amy* September 1, 2021 at 7:56 pm Omg. I’m having flashbacks. My husband is a teacher. Unbeknownst to me, he got a turtle as a classroom pet. Enter Covid. It went from “it’s only for two weeks” to over a year and a half of unwanted houseguest. I told him to strongly suggest that in the future any classroom pets must be agreed upon by said teacher’s spouse/roommates/parents or whoever else occupies their home. Because that would’ve been a hard NO from me.
Ellie* September 1, 2021 at 8:23 pm The daycare my daughter goes to has a pet turtle, as well as a pet rabbit, and a terrarium with a variety of stick insects. I never thought about their welfare before, this post has been a bit of an eye-opener. OP has an easy out with her mother’s medical needs, but I wonder if you can band together and get all the turtles moved to a central location (like reception), where they can at least be together in a controlled environment? Your company would have to consult with an expert about what their needs actually are, but it might be an easier sell than convincing them to get rid of the turtles entirely. But I’d make my first phone call to the RSPCA or a similar organisation, and take it from there.
Editor* September 1, 2021 at 8:47 pm One thing no one has mentioned is how the turtles can be protected when employees are not in the office. If the nonprofit contracts with a cleaning crew, will the cleaning supervisor make sure there are no