* PSAT/SAT/ACT scores (and it’s even weirder when your summary leads with these things and you are in your 40s)
* statements that you are smarter and more talented than the person viewing your profile (As in, “I am smarter than you. I write better than you as well.” This is not quirky and charming; it is arrogant and rude and quite possibly wrong.) (This is a real example.) (So many parentheses!)
* photos of your children
What have I missed?