what are the best and worst pranks you’ve seen at work? by Alison Green on March 30, 2023 In preparation for April Fools’ Day on Saturday, let’s discuss pranks at work. One thing I’ve learned writing this column is that pranks are a lot more controversial than I’d previously realized. Some people see all pranks as inherently mean-spirited and thus never okay at work. I’d argue, though, that plenty of pranks aren’t mean-spirited, land the way they’re intended to, and are enjoyed by all. The two keys to a good prank: (1) it doesn’t derive humor from someone being scared or humiliated or getting bad news and (2) it’s funny for everyone, not just the people executing it, which means prank-pullers need to know their targets well enough to be certain of how the joke will land. Some pranks fail that test, sometimes horrifyingly so. Let’s talk about work pranks you’ve seen go well — meaning no one felt humiliated, terrified, or angry, and genuine merriment ensured. But let’s also hear about pranks that went wrong. Have at it in the comments. You may also like:my employees played a horrible prank on a coworker -- what do I do now?when giving good news, my boss first pretends to be upset as a "joke"coworker is angry about a prank, contacting my daughter’s employer about her affair, and more { 1,188 comments }
Ormond Sackler* March 30, 2023 at 11:04 am I once had a co-worker list a Craigslist ad with my number advertising tickets to a big concert that night. I got dozens of calls and texts continually for three hours. People were still trying to get tickets after the concert was halfway over. I eventually got him back by putting his number into lowermybills .com…he got calls from telemarketers trying to get him to refinance his non-existent mortgage for months.
SpringIsForPlanting!* March 30, 2023 at 11:16 am Curious–this is the kind of thing I would’ve been mad about. But it sounds like you weren’t mad? Is that just an example of ‘really know your audience’?
Princess Leia* March 30, 2023 at 11:22 am Same! I would get really pissed at this! Obviously I’m glad the joke went over well, but that would be my definition of a bad prank…
rayray* March 30, 2023 at 11:27 am Same, I wouldn’t have been amused at all. I am not sure what happened, whether it was a prank or what but a Craigslist ad for a….”masseuse” was listed with my number. I got a sudden influx of texts, I kept telling everyone wrong # and one person sent me the screenshot of the ad. It wasn’t funny at all, I was getting a LOT of messages.
Guest* March 30, 2023 at 11:34 am Anyone who posted my personal phone number online would be very, very sorry. That’s truly beyond the pale.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* March 30, 2023 at 11:41 am Seriously – I don’t want people giving my number to other people I KNOW without my permission, let alone total strangers on the internet.
Indolent Libertine* March 30, 2023 at 11:57 am Same thing happened to me!! Someone put up an ad with my phone number on back page dot com, which seems to exist primarily for sleaze. Phone calls at 3am asking if I was “available.” Ugh.
Polar Vortex* March 30, 2023 at 12:14 pm I had an elderly lady put down my phone number (swapped last digits) for hers for some kind of scam whatsit. I’m still getting calls 5 years later, although it goes in phases. We’re on a new upswing of 3 a day. I’d be livid if it was a prank. In this case, I’m just glad the lady isn’t subject to this in case she’d fall for them.
Rara Avis* March 30, 2023 at 2:04 pm Someone accidentally put down my kid’s number as theirs, so they were getting all kinds of texts and calls for a while — invites to family gatherings, etc. The worst was a call from a medical office leaving test results — so we now know that he is negative for colon cancer. (At this medical organization, which we also belong to, they ask if it’s okay to leave voicemail at your number on record — so this guy clearly gave that permission, but doesn’t know his own cell number.)
Felis alwayshungryis* March 30, 2023 at 4:47 pm Blimey! Did you contact the medical centre and let them know the number on file was wrong?
Lily C* March 30, 2023 at 7:06 pm Oh no. Someone in Texas put my email address down as theirs for their kid’s physician a couple years ago. I live in California and don’t have any kids. The first time I reached out the doctor’s office staff was very unconcerned, and it took me a couple of additional follow-up emails and a call to the doctor pointing out that they were violating HIPAA by sending a minor’s medical records to some random person to get their attention. Weirdly, it’s not the first time someone in my family was contacted by someone in Texas looking for someone with our uncommon family name, but at least this time it wasn’t the FBI!
happybat* March 31, 2023 at 6:42 am I kept getting someone’s receipts for a while – sent a few polite emails to the company then an impassioned one about how creepy it was to know what size underwear this poor lady was buying. That, they acted on. Still getting copies of her job applications though.
Phryne* March 31, 2023 at 11:56 am When I switched cellphone providers once, I suddenly got a lot of voicemail messages for one and the same unknown guy…but no missed calls. They were from friends calling him from a party asking what was keeping him, a call from his legal insurance, pretty major stuff. Eventually someone left a callback number, so I called to ask how they got the number. Turned out they did not call my number at all, but a totally different one. Apparently the provider re-used a previously used number for my voice mail box. I called them about it, but they told me there was nothing they could do (even though they obviously recycled that number way to soon). I just recorded a voicemail message saying my name very clearly, and adding I was not in any way associated with that guy and the messages stopped.
Wendy Darling* March 30, 2023 at 2:57 pm I abandoned my first gmail address after like 15 years because a woman named Charlotte started handing it out to every spammy thing she ever signed up for. Used her own name, but my email. I don’t even know if she realized that wasn’t her address, but I ended up with incredibly consistent spam and half the time if I unsubscribed from a bunch of junk she’d just resubscribe it a month or two later! I ended up getting HUNDREDS of spam emails and newsletters a day and just got a new email address and walked away from the old one. I check it once every few months now to make sure nothing’s slipped through the cracks.
calonkat* March 30, 2023 at 3:01 pm I’m one digit off from an ophthalmologist office in town. Needless to say I get a fair number of calls from people with vision issues trying to schedule/reschedule/cancel appointments. But that office restored my vision after I had an issue, so I’m always glad to give them the correct number! With a recommendation if needed! I just wish their appointment cards had their number in larger print!!!
Momma Bear* March 30, 2023 at 4:52 pm I’ve had this happen, too. I finally figured out that the font was making people think one digit was different. It took some convincing to explain this to their receptionist/office manager.
BeachMum* March 31, 2023 at 3:17 pm A local Spanish language radio station accidentally used my phone number for an ad that scrolled on the screen in people’s cars. For about a week I regularly received calls asking for song requests, asking if they’d won the prize, and asking me things in Spanish (that I don’t speak). I finally got ahold of the station who fixed it. If someone did that to me intentionally, I’d be angry.
Tabihabibi* April 1, 2023 at 1:22 am I worked on a project for a local electric utility that required public notice. A certain well known search engine slurped up the data to conclude that a search for “company name” + “town” should suggest, in big bold text, my work number that was part of the project notice. I got a lot of 3am voicemails whenever the power went out….
FrenemyOfThePeople* March 30, 2023 at 4:49 pm This sort of happened to me. A former friend chatted in “adult” chat rooms pretending to be me and then would give out my number to take the conversation to “phone sex”. I was getting multiple calls a night from everywhere from NYC to India. I’m married and it was horrifying and terrifying and humiliating. We had to change our number. Twice.
allathian* March 31, 2023 at 1:10 am Former friend, thank goodness. Any friend who did that to me would get yeeted to the sun so fast…
FrenemyOfThePeople* March 31, 2023 at 11:52 am “Former friend” after a disagreement, which may have been the impetus for the action. It took me quite a bit of internet detecting to finally figure out who it was and to confront them. They didn’t even deny it; although they tried likening it to “oh it’s no different than writing ‘For a good time call….’ on a bathroom wall.” But it was really quite disruptive and almost ended my marriage!
a former scientist?* March 31, 2023 at 7:46 am Many years ago, back when land lines were still used regularly, my mom spent an hour or so on the phone with an insurance agent trying to sell her a large policy-auto, home, etc. Eventually mom got the price and realized that the quote from a different company was better, so she thanked him for his time and hung up. Apparently, this person was mad at her for wasting his time, and he went on Zillow and started putting her phone number in for “contact me about this listing.” She received upwards of 50 calls from real estate agents looking to sell her properties in Las Vegas.
Ormond Sackler* March 30, 2023 at 11:54 am It was a sales job where most of the people working there were guys in their twenties, so the standards were a little different. It was annoying, especially since he didn’t tell me it was him until a few weeks afterwards, but there was a certain “well-played” element to it. The worst part was I had just started dating someone, and was expecting/hoping for a text from them, and obviously I had to wait until the flurry of texts and call died down.
Irish Teacher.* March 30, 2023 at 12:02 pm I think pranks in general are about knowing your audience and also about the relationship you have with the person.
MarsJenkar* March 30, 2023 at 12:08 pm I saw this less as “not getting mad” and more as serving the dish of revenge cold.
Clisby* March 30, 2023 at 12:35 pm I guess. Most of the pranks described in this conversation are pretty bad.
Observer* March 30, 2023 at 3:59 pm Is that just an example of ‘really know your audience’? 100% I would say. As they say “don’t try this at home”
Ava* March 31, 2023 at 12:59 am sounds like know your audience for sure. i would also find this funny, assuming it was a coworker i knew and liked, but its very much not one i would pull out as my first choice
Wingwing* March 30, 2023 at 12:09 pm Wow, those would definitely fall under my definition of “bad prank!” Especially because that’s a great way to end up on tons of spam/scam call lists for years to come. I had a couple of friends back in the day who would do stuff like sign me up for websites they used and wanted me to join them on, like MySpace and Facebook. But they would do it without my consent, so I would get all these confusing emails about “my account” that I knew nothing about, followed by increased scammer spam in my inbox. That kind of boundary-crossing behavior is a major factor in why we’re not friends any more. I do not want the kind of “friends” who leave me dreading getting on chat every day and seeing a private message from them that says, “Did you find out about your new Deadjournal yet? :)”
Glenda* March 30, 2023 at 12:11 pm I hid head shots of a Dr all around our clinic for him to find. they were from when he was a baby doc. H would find them in the weirdest places. I also got the labor and delivery floor in on it. I emailed one of the nurses and inter officed a bunch to her to hid all over l&d. he was finding them well after I left and I finally fessed up. we all had a big laugh! ( the pranks he used to pull def deserved this one)
RunShaker* March 30, 2023 at 3:54 pm I had a coworker that loved to do pranks at work but he did limit it to another guy (both loved pranking each other). He and his wife invited us to visit (we’re in Texas, him in Colorado) in October and it just happened we would be visiting over Friday 13th. Kept talking about it’s “Rubber Chicken Day” and only happens when there’s Friday 13th in October so very rare. I of course Googled it and realized he was pranking me…… So I ordered a dozen rubber chickens, packed them & hid them all over his house. I also got his wife & kids involved. It took him over a year to find them all.
geomoose* March 30, 2023 at 2:23 pm I saw this type of prank play out once as well– someone had the number listed on a Craigslist ad for a free accordion. The texts that ensued were more hilarious, and the “victim” really played along and chatted with a lot of these people leading to some truly baffling and hilarious screenshots of conversations. I think the weird factor of it being an accordion really make the prank all the funnier
FrenemyOfThePeople* March 30, 2023 at 4:51 pm OMG I’d love to read those transcripts! Are they still in the webverse somewhere?
Seeking Second Childhood* April 1, 2023 at 6:43 am I don’t like pranks that involve unconsenting people. In this case thr prankster raised & dashed the hopes of total strangers. Accordions can cost hundreds of dollars, and they’re a big part of some cultural music. A child wants to learn and a parent sees the prank? That’s mean to them.
Non non all the way home* April 1, 2023 at 2:11 am This is not “a work prank that went well”. Involving dozens of strangers in a prank, some of whom may have been very disappointed (or had disappointed children) due to non-existent concert tickets, takes that prank into a mean-spirited one, even if you didn’t mind. It sounds like numerous strangers also got roped into you “getting him back”. I hope you two have matured and now consider everyone that might potentially be affected by your pranks.
CatCat* March 30, 2023 at 11:04 am On April 1, big boss at ex-job told my supervisor they had to consolidate office space and supervisor would need to share on office with a person supervisor tended to clash with. Supervisor quit on the spot. Big boss quickly explained it was a joke. Supervisor was pissed but did decide to stay with the company. No more such jokes were ever pulled again.
EPLawyer* March 30, 2023 at 11:39 am Perfect example of – EVERYONE has to find it funny. Which that’s not even funny to anyone not the supervisor. It’s just … stupid.
The Person from the Resume* March 30, 2023 at 12:55 pm I was thinking “quit on the spot” escalated super fast. Maybe this was a violation of the know your audiance caveat, but I imagine big boss expected supervisor to express dismay, complain, cajole for a minute and then big-boss could say “ha, April Fools.” Now he knows how much the supervisor disliked the coworker, though.
CatCat* March 30, 2023 at 1:56 pm There’s more backstory I didn’t include. This supervisor had shared an office previously (not with the one he clashed with) and hated it. It was super important to him to have his own office and he’d had one for about a year before the “joke.”
calonkat* March 30, 2023 at 3:04 pm I quit on the spot after being told my data entry job was being moved out of a quiet office onto the production floor (directly under a loudspeaker blasting 80’s country music) and supervised by someone who thought computers were machines you just turned on and let run. The unemployment office decided it was “constructive dismissal”
Seeking Second Childhood* April 1, 2023 at 6:47 am Smart unemployment decision. That’s a recipe for distraction-driven errors AND constant jaw grinding.
Random Dice* March 30, 2023 at 1:34 pm “Well on the plus side I now know where my misplaced petard is.”
Shirley Keeldar* March 30, 2023 at 1:58 pm We really need a new rule, explained to the entire population of the world: “I told you a thing that might plausibly be true and you believed me” is not a prank, not a joke, not funny, and just…a jerk move, really.
Clisby* March 30, 2023 at 2:47 pm +10000 Also – if the “prank” you think is so funny is going to cost me even one nanosecond to undo – it’s not funny, and you’re a jerk.
LaLa* March 30, 2023 at 3:15 pm Yes. These types of jokes are the kind kids try on each other and quickly find out they don’t work as well as their imaginations led them to believe. It’s weird when adults do it.
Enai* March 30, 2023 at 8:18 pm Yeah. Telling someone that lava lamps (yes, the entire contraption) are mined in the Andes right where the brass is also extracted is one thing, but “Sorry, I know it’s your day off, but you’ve got to work on $date” just doesn’t give the victim a chance to know it’s a put-on.
Wintermute* March 31, 2023 at 9:49 am the fake fact is a prank that has little chance to go wrong unless someone has a really, really fragile ego and would rage over finding out they’d said something silly.
Elitist Semicolon* March 30, 2023 at 8:28 pm When I first started my current job, I was in charge of coordinating a meeting of folks flying in from around the country. My main liaison with the group was a notorious micromanager, and, while she was lovely as a person, had been driving me nuts with her need to rehash every detail of the agenda (as in, she had me revise it EIGHT times, and the one we ended up with was the same as the third version). Two days before the meeting, I came down with a cold, and when I get sick, I get both very tired and very easily upset. The day before the meeting, my supervisor pulled me aside and said, “Hey, Barbara called and said her hotel fell through. I told her she could stay with you, since I know you have a spare room.” I don’t know what my face did, but he quickly said, “I’m kidding! I’m kidding!” while I stood there, almost crying, asking, “why would you do that to me?” I’m sure he was trying to lighten the mood because I’d been stressed, but…no.
ThisisTodaysName* March 30, 2023 at 4:54 pm Our facilities person/office manager, from literally day one, took a dislike to me. I’m not sure why. She would never use my name she’d call me “that IT Girl” etc… But when we reorg’d the office and she assigned everyone their offices, I got… a supply closet. Literally, I saw the original blueprints and it was a supply closet. It was the smallest office in the place, AND she tried at one point to put one of my hires IN IT WITH ME. I was like “WHERE????”
Audrey Puffins* March 30, 2023 at 11:05 am At my old job, I was blessed with a co-worker who shared my sense of humour and enjoyed spoonerising words. One day, while he was out, I very carefully replaced his printed-out list of internal phone numbers with a nearly identical list except I had spoonerised all of our co-workers’ names. It took him several weeks to notice and our team enjoyed it greatly, victim included. Very low-key, very personally-tailored, very enjoyable, could probably never better it.
I should really pick a name* March 30, 2023 at 11:18 am It’s when you lix the first metters of words.
Lenora Rose* March 30, 2023 at 2:05 pm This was a plot point in an old (Jim Henson-still-alive era) Muppets piece here a character was cursed to talk wackbirds. The solution to the whole problem, as she informed everyone, was to find the werrible titch and …Bake the hall in the candle of her brain…
Pennyworth* March 30, 2023 at 6:40 pm Shouldn’t that be mix the lirst fetters? The words have the be adjacent.
Jessica Ganschen* March 30, 2023 at 11:18 am Spoonerizing is switching the first letters of a pair of words, like “shake a tower” instead of “take a shower” or “runny babbit” instead of “bunny rabbit”.
Dust Bunny* March 30, 2023 at 11:26 am My grandfather was a compulsive spoonerism . . . er? Anyway, I haven’t heard “runny babbit” in years and I just had a big old flashback.
LizW* March 30, 2023 at 11:50 am Not the first letters but I routinely tell new customers at the local farmers markets that we sell Kitchen Lizards (Chicken gizzards). Amazingly, Fish and Wildlife has never been called.
I edit everything* March 30, 2023 at 12:49 pm One of the English teachers in my high school called a girl “Spoonerism” as a nickname. Her real name was Shelly Schmidt.
JanetM* March 30, 2023 at 4:33 pm Oh dear lord, what a case for application of the (fictional) Court Clerk Slap Law: “Mr. and Mrs. Kane? You want to name your daughter candy? WHAM! Think again!”
Bjoyous* March 30, 2023 at 4:46 pm I will use this example anytime I have to explain what a spoonerism is. Amazing
Pennyworth* March 30, 2023 at 6:41 pm There is a famous episode of the UK program The Chase where the correct answer to a question was Fanny Schmeller.
Spoonerism* March 30, 2023 at 11:19 am Switching the first letters or sounds, such that Wakeen Teapots becomes Takeen Weapots.
HalJordan* March 30, 2023 at 11:23 am Swapping the first sounds of two (or more) words around. Often happens with names: E.g., “Nancy Fife” –> “Fancy (k)Nife” “well-oiled bicycle” –> well-boiled icicle Named for an Oxford don (William Spooner) who (apparently) did it a LOT
30 Years in the Biz* March 30, 2023 at 3:31 pm We had a team in our lab christen themselves the “Cunning Stunts” as part of their Halloween group costume. They were in Microbiology, a department known for its humor. Who else would create a song to the tune of “15 miles on the Erie Canal” and call it “15 Miles Down the Anal Canal”. Or frame and post a diagram of female genitalia hand drawn by a doctor to show the site where a bacterial culture sample had been collected? Best of all when one of the microbiologists moved on to a new hospital they sent her a pair of women’s’ underpants at her new job with a letter that said “We found these in the bushes next to the lab. The janitor recognized them as yours, so we thought we should return them to you”
Elitist Semicolon* March 30, 2023 at 8:31 pm I would absolutely not find the underpants prank funny even if my best friend and/or my mother did that to me.
Mac (I Wish All The Floors Were Lava)* March 31, 2023 at 12:09 am The phrase “Microbiology, a department known for its humor” is going to live rent-free in my head for at least a week.
Phony Genius* March 30, 2023 at 11:36 am I once read about a radio announcer in the 1950’s who got fired after an accidental on-air spoonerism involving the name of actor Forrest Tucker.
SunriseRuby* March 30, 2023 at 1:47 pm During my junior year in high school, one of my history teachers shared with a class that many of the English teachers he worked with dreaded the time they had to teach “Huckleberry Finn” because of the potential for spooning that name. “Dread” seemed like kind of a stretch, but I still get it!
General von Klinkerhoffen* March 30, 2023 at 5:31 pm A very senior UK politician has the surname Hunt. The accidental spoonerisms involving his name in TV news broadcasts are now reaching epidemic levels. I think they are genuinely accidental, but newsreaders must now have a complex about saying his name wrong, and get target fixation on the worst non-slur swear available.
There's a G&T with my name on it* March 31, 2023 at 9:09 am Particularly when trying to say “Jeremy Hunt, Culture Secretary…” as he was at the time of the most widely broadcast.
PhyllisB* March 30, 2023 at 10:24 pm When I was a young teenager there was a popular song called The Name Game that made rhymes with different names. It’s too involved to explain here so Google if you’re interested, but we all thought we were so clever when we used the name Chuck.
Lady Knittington* March 31, 2023 at 4:14 am Similar to James Naughtie getting very flustered when he realised he’d mispronounced ‘Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt’ on the BBC at breakfast time. It’s funnier than the original slip up.
Brian the Snail* March 31, 2023 at 2:18 pm Disappointingly, it’s not pronounced at all like it’s written. It’s more like Nokatee.
Irish Teacher.* March 30, 2023 at 12:08 pm When I was a kid in primary school, our Geography book occasionally spoke of Texas and Mexico. More than once, I came close to saying Mexas and Texico (the latter being a garage/service station; not sure if it’s just an Irish company or multinational).
TK* March 30, 2023 at 12:15 pm Texaco is one of the giant global oil companies, in line with ExxonMobil, BP, and Shell. They were founded in Texas and the name is literally just an abbreviation of “The Texas Company.”
A CAD Monkey* March 30, 2023 at 1:28 pm Texaco is no longer a company. It was bought by Chevron ~20 yrs ago. There are still Texaco stations, but it is all Chevron fuel blends. Worked as a contractor for Texaco while in college during this time.
Lizzo* March 30, 2023 at 5:24 pm I think my brain does stuff like this without my permission sometimes…never knew there was a name for it!
JSPA* March 30, 2023 at 11:42 am Named afer a Reverend Spooner, who did it all the time, accidentally, including in sermons. I remember “Kinquering Congs…” off the top of my head, but there are a great many.
Kaye* March 30, 2023 at 11:52 am You have deliberately tasted two worms and you will leave Oxford by the town drain.
Sharpie* March 30, 2023 at 12:27 pm I believe you are occupewing my pie… May I sew you to another sheet?
TriviaJunkie* March 30, 2023 at 7:16 pm Might be rumour, but I heard he did it to Queen Victoria and referred to her as “our queer old dean” to her face!
allathian* March 31, 2023 at 1:29 am It’s kistomary to cuss the bride? That’s not just swapping the first letters but the first syllables. Funny regardless.
Wintermute* March 31, 2023 at 10:02 am a traditional spoonerism is when you transpose the first letters (or syllables) of a sentence into a new sentence, but it’s come to mean any initial letter transposition. It was named after the good Reverend Spooner, an Oxford don who may be the first recorded dyslexic, and his well-known phrases such as when he delivered a speech to a divinity course “truly the lord is a shoving leopard” Or when he accused a student of tasting two entire worms, hissing all of his mystery lectures, and, it is alleged, fighting a liar in the school quad and bid the student leave the school “by the next town drain”. Most of his best “creations” are apocryphal but his tendency was very well known and there are two historically-attested original spoonerisms (one speaking of the “weight of rages” instead of the rate of wages and another referring to a hymn as “the kinkering congs their titles take”)
General von Klinkerhoffen* March 30, 2023 at 11:25 am I typically don’t like pranks but this is the level I can appreciate.
Routine_Poutine* March 30, 2023 at 11:42 am One of my parent’s best married couple friends were Hank and Jackie, and I was forever having to catch myself from saying Jack and Hanky.
Omni* March 30, 2023 at 12:00 pm I once read about two sisters named Kit and Sharon, and after a few mix-ups they started to fight over which one was “Karen.”
DataSci* March 30, 2023 at 12:19 pm I knew a couple (still know them, but they’re no longer a couple) named Karen and Sharon. It took me a long time to stop making mistakes about who was who (and they look nothing alike).
Rainbow* March 30, 2023 at 1:20 pm I used to know a Steph and Steph couple. I only stayed in touch with one of the Stephs!
ThisisTodaysName* March 30, 2023 at 4:59 pm I have a set of identical twin Aunts named Sharen and Karen. So offended if you didn’t know which was which but I only saw them once a year… c’mon!
Lyn* March 30, 2023 at 12:04 pm I had a friend who had two kids – Erica and Derek. I was forever saying Dereka and Eric.
xo bebe* March 30, 2023 at 5:15 pm Ah yes, my partner’s best friend Clint and his wife Tiff, or as I call them, “Cliff and Tint”
Bexy Bexerson* March 30, 2023 at 9:19 pm My dad’s name is Jim, and my stepmom’s name is Kay. During their wedding ceremony, the pastor messed up and said that we were gathered there today to unite “Kim” and “Jay” in holy matrimony. We’re a fun-loving, joke-cracking family on both sides, so there were giggles from just about every pew. I’m honestly surprised it didn’t turn into a running gag in our blended family of jokesters. Now that I think about it, almost 40 years later…I wouldn’t put it past my dad to have pulled the pastor aside before the wedding and slipped him a twenty spot to do it on purpose. Dad’s been dead for a few years so I can’t ask him, but I’m definitely going to ask my bonus mom.
Elitist Semicolon* March 30, 2023 at 8:32 pm I had neighbors name Heather and Laura once and the number of times I accidentally called them “Leather and Haura” was…appalling.
IslandDweller* March 31, 2023 at 9:07 am My Dad used to call friends of mine (Helen and Mary) Melon and Hairy. They didn’t love it.
Lizzie* March 31, 2023 at 9:27 am There were roommates in my dorm in college, Dan and Andy. For some reason, I would always have to stop myself from referring to them as Ann and Dandy
Jay (no, the other one)* March 30, 2023 at 12:08 pm In a job 30 years ago I shared an office with two of my friends. I went on vacation. While I was gone, one of my friends got a label-maker – the old kind that had a wheel and embossed the letters onto a piece of tape. I returned from vacation to find every single thing on or near my desk labeled. JAY’S TELEPHONE. JAY’S MOUSE PAD. JAY’S PENCIL CUP. JAY’S COFFE MUG. Apparently they had a slow afternoon and one thing led to another….I was highly amused and left most of the labels on, especially JAY’S STAPLER since that had a tendency to wander around the office.
pagooey* March 30, 2023 at 2:51 pm I worked in a bookstore. One slow afternoon, we labeled everything behind the counter: SMALL BAGS, MEDIUM BAGS. REGISTER 1, REGISTER 2, SAFE, BROCHURES, BOOKMARKS. But then we got carried away and added things like our names, and IMPATIENT CUSTOMER SHOUTING QUESTION just below the Plexiglass panel where people would, indeed, do this. We also had the old credit-card embossers, with carbon-paper credit slips, and we labeled at least one of those KNUCKLE BUSTER.
ThisisTodaysName* March 30, 2023 at 5:01 pm When a male co-worker went TDY, the 3 females in the office (besides me; I was new and not part of the clique yet) carefully took out his desk drawer, put a piece of plywood under it and slid it back in and pulled out the plywood, so that when he returned, and opened his drawer, everything fell to the ground.
My Dear Wormwood* March 30, 2023 at 6:51 pm I saw on reddit a guy whose office had a thing about “everything MUST be labelled” and one day he found the fuse box and labelled each switch things like T-Rex Paddock and Visitor Centre.
Seeking Second Childhood* April 1, 2023 at 7:31 am Cute on light switches. Not cute on life-safety equipment — which circuit breakers are. (Ask an electrician or anyone who’s had wires start to overheat.)
Loredena* March 30, 2023 at 6:59 pm Years ago a project was implementing ISO9000 and we were labeling our shelves, manuals, logs…. I was labeled Reference.
JarsMenkar* March 30, 2023 at 12:10 pm As people have said, know your audience. Because your friend appreciated the joke, it was funny.
RagingADHD* March 30, 2023 at 5:42 pm And because it took them a while to even notice, it didn’t interfere with their ability to use the list – which is the funniest part of it.
Shiba Dad* March 30, 2023 at 12:49 pm I haven’t seen a reference to spoonerising/spoonerisms in a LONG time. I forgot what they were.
ViolaZuppa* March 30, 2023 at 4:21 pm There’s a great Renaissance Faire performer called Zilch the Torysteller who tells spoonerized stories like “Rincercella”, “Rittle Hed Hiding Rood”, and “Jomeo and Ruliet”. I have recordings of him that I can’t listen to while driving because of the laughing.
Cedrus Libani* March 30, 2023 at 2:11 pm Someone did that to the name plate on my boss’ office. They did a good job; it looks like all the others, the boss didn’t notice for months. When he did, he was so delighted that he left it that way.
allathian* March 31, 2023 at 1:32 am I think languages are cool and puns are much better than their reputation as the lowest form of wit. I can’t stand most pranks, but I would’ve loved this!
Carolyn* March 31, 2023 at 6:47 pm When my son was little, he called Lucky Charms Chucky Larms. We still call it that to this day and he’s 26.
Cyborg Llama Horde* March 30, 2023 at 11:05 am I bought a bag of large, colorful googly eyes. I don’t remember if I was the last person in the office (my team, anyway) on March 31st, or the first person in the office on April 1st, but I carefully cut out a bunch of little squares of command strips (so it would come off easily and not leave gross sticky residue) and affixed two eyes to each computer mouse, picking the colors according to the taste of each person. I thought they were incredibly cute. Not only was it enjoyed by all, the eyes were still there on almost every mouse when I left that job several years later.
NameRequired* March 30, 2023 at 11:11 am I would love this. I shared a house with friends in college and we covered the place with googly eyes. Our keurig had eyes, the coffee table drawer had eyes, anything that looked like it could have a mouth was given eyes.
BubbleTea* March 30, 2023 at 11:34 am My stepmum’s fridge-freezer has giant googly eyes on the freezer door and the handle between the two doors looks like a mouth. It’s surprisingly cute!
googly eyes* March 30, 2023 at 1:20 pm I did that to my friend’s place: She was away on vacation so I was watering her plants. The day before she was to return I got many googly eyes (the ones that are self adhesive, on the sheet) and went all over her house: plants got eyes, her faucets, microwave, pillow, shampoo bottles… Everywhere. I did also buy a handmade bar of soap she’d like (and left in a brown bag!) and sent her a text message: you have a present in the bathroom. She loved the eyes, she was very confused about the text msg.
Random Dice* March 30, 2023 at 1:41 pm Christopher Walken had a hilarious Saturday Night Live skit where he’s a plant guy, who’s afraid of plants… so he puts googly eyes on all of his plants. Christopher Walken seriously using the words “googly eyes” is surprisingly funny.
Random Dice* March 30, 2023 at 1:42 pm Googly Eyed Gardener with C Walken: https://youtu.be/zc7qJE9Nzo8
ThatRemindsMe* March 30, 2023 at 8:09 pm Lol, that text message reminds me of a time at work when someone left a backpack in the toilets which caused a slight security concern until it was recognised. Me, not knowing this backstory, only heard one woman remark to another “I heard you left a bomb in the toilets” and I drew the natural conclusion.
Spooncake* March 30, 2023 at 11:15 am My partner and some coworkers on the same team did something similar: they stuck two googly eyes above every dial on the lab equipment so it looked like every machine had a little face.
ConstantlyComic* March 30, 2023 at 11:19 am Googly eyes are the best! I work at a library, and one of my coworkers put them on all of the scanners, which is a delight both to us and patrons.
RunaroundBlues* March 30, 2023 at 11:45 am At our library we put them on the staplers (along with names)…and we noticed that people returned them to the desk more often!
Limepiranha* March 30, 2023 at 11:31 am Two years ago for April Fools I put googly eyes all throughout the house for my boys. When I started to take them down they shut me down and now I get to explain to guests why 2 years later our piano, clock, etc have eyes…
Silver Robin* March 30, 2023 at 12:15 pm My brother and his partner did googly eyes all over my house for Halloween (they were dressed as Evelyn and Waymond from Everything Everywhere All at Once). They asked permission first, but we absolutely still have them up. Guests are regularly amused to find them, repeat guests are surprised when they realize there are more than they originally found.
Baroness Schraeder* March 31, 2023 at 8:09 am Hah, same! My 7yo (now 9yo) loved it. The final touch was a giant pair of eyes made out of large paper plates attached to the tree outside her window which greeted her as soon as she opened the blinds in the morning. Those ones are obviously gone but there are many that still remain on various appliances around the house. Last year I went for the classic grapes-wrapped-up-as-easter-eggs prank which was also a win!
Allingoodfun* March 30, 2023 at 11:33 am We Googly eyed a coworkers desk while he was on vacation and all found it hilarious and in good fun. Especially when he kept finding very carefully hidden pairs of eyes days and weeks later. I’m pretty sure his monitor still had eyes on it when he left.
UKgreen* March 30, 2023 at 11:36 am HUGE fan of the googly eyes here! There are some dotted about in one of the open-plan offices in my work that have been there for years.
Corporate Goth* March 30, 2023 at 11:49 am Someone did this at my super-stuffy old job, but they kept getting replaced as fast as they came down. Googly eyes were everywhere for a while. Including on the toilet paper dispenser, which was just creepy. It wasn’t appropriate at that organization, but was harmless until it spread too far. Someone also went around putting other “fun” stickers on everyone’s nametag but mine. They either intended it to be a slight or knew how I’d react to someone defacing my things. Possibly both.
The OG Sleepless* March 30, 2023 at 11:54 am I did googly eyes last year! Setting, animal hospital, most of the people that were working March 31 were off on April 1. I went around on the 31st and stuck googly eyes on phones, computer monitors, lab equipment, the X ray machine, you name it. We also went into the schedule for the next day and put in a couple of fake appointments aimed at getting people’s goats like “3 year old Rottie, annual, aggressive, needs muzzle, nail trim” with fake names. Sadly, late that afternoon we also had an unsuccessful CPR on a very large dog. We didn’t have space for him in the freezer, so we called the crematory for an early morning pickup the next day and left him next to one of the treatment tables. So, in a typical veterinary silly-meets-macabre situation, I wrote on the dry erase board, “THE EYES HAVE IT!” with a couple of big googly eyes. Underneath: “PS: Don’t believe everything you see on the schedule. PPS: The deceased dog is not a prank, he is being picked up first thing AM, sorry :-(.”
hypoglycemic rage (hopeful ex librarian)* March 30, 2023 at 11:56 am well now i know what i’m going to buy off amazon and decorate my new place (apartment and office) with. thank you to this comment and the replies for giving me ideas! :D
L'étrangère* March 30, 2023 at 11:56 am My French colleagues were very fond of double-sided sticky tape under the mouse, innocently laying in wait…
A Simple Narwhal* March 30, 2023 at 12:07 pm We had friends stay with us do something similar with our pantry! We still have googly eyes on our flour and sugar containers and I get a kick out of it every time.
Ermintrude (she/her)* March 31, 2023 at 6:32 am Now I’ve got something to pull on my family’s various abodes and my best friend/ex-housemate’s. :D
CJ* March 30, 2023 at 12:27 pm I had a coworker do this when I went on my honeymoon! I came back and every picture on my desk had googly eyes (on the glass of the picture frame, so no lasting damage). I thought that was it…but for weeks I’d open a drawer and find more. And I was the office manager, so she hid them ALL over in places only I would see. It was one of my favorite pranks and it made me so happy every time I found a pair! (Our CEO did make us take off the pairs we put on the office kitchen appliances, but she was in good humor about it.)
Elle* March 30, 2023 at 12:28 pm My favorite part of this is the careful and thoughtful use of command strips. Excellent prank, 10/10.
DataSci* March 30, 2023 at 12:29 pm I wouldn’t even call that a prank! It’s cute, harmless, and easily reversed. Nice!
allathian* March 31, 2023 at 1:41 am Those are the only kind of pranks I enjoy. So they should count.
GooglyeyedAbyss* March 30, 2023 at 12:31 pm I’ve done this for April Fools day (boring office art of animals makes an excellent ‘victim’, although you might consider cutting out a tiny bit of the adhesive part of a post-it to use for the sticky part to avoid damaging any art that doesn’t have a glass or plastic cover) and I’ve also done this as a parting gift at workplaces that I enjoyed (the ones I enjoyed were the ones that would be likely to receive it well). It certainly helped me to stay in touch when I got texts a few weeks later that my old coworkers had found the ones that were out of plain sight.
Yay! I’m a llama again!* March 30, 2023 at 1:37 pm Is there anyone who doesn’t enjoy a googly eye prank?!
irianamistifi* March 30, 2023 at 1:37 pm Googly eyes are the ultimate ratio of low-stakes to high returns prank. When my inlaws went on vacation and I was dog sitting for them, I bought an inadvisable number of googly eyes and put them on… everything. Ikea also happened to be selling stuffed eyeballs at the time (why?! I’m not sure), and those went up on the light fixtures in the dining room. They were very surprised when they came home and they just kept finding more eyes. Yes, I know you barely drink, but I did put googly eyes on your rum bottles in the liquor cabinet. A week later, I got a picture that they had finally discovered that I had put tiny pairs of eyes on all the eggs in the fridge (giving them a wide-eyed and terrified sort of look). A month after that, they noted that some of the art in their house also had googly eyes now. It’s been 4 years and every now and then, they still send me a pic of a new set of eyes they’ve just found.
CareerChanger* March 30, 2023 at 2:11 pm We did googly eyes on people’s cubicles. We also one time put a bunch of Nic Cage faces on people’s family pictures (just taped over the frames or whatever). Harmless and silly.
Holy Carp* March 30, 2023 at 2:57 pm Uh oh. I just remembered I still have a half bag of googly eyes in my craft cupboard.
Usagi* March 30, 2023 at 3:08 pm We love googly eyes! One year I put googly eyes on every photo of my boss’ family she has up in her office (she was probably the biggest proponent of googly eyes in our office). She thought it was hilarious and left them up, and even put googly eyes on the new photos she brought in later “to make sure everything matches.” What she didn’t realize, though, was that I had actually reprinted all her photos with photoshopped googly eyes as well, so if the googly eyes were removed, there was a hidden pair beneath (the original photo was behind that one). She didn’t find out until about a year later, by which time the googly eye craze had died down a little, when one of her photo frames broke from being dropped. It led to everyone putting googly eyes on each others’ stuff all over again. I like to consider myself the Mother of the Googly Renaissance
Anne of Green Gables* March 31, 2023 at 8:40 am When Alison does her highlight reel of pranks, I feel like there needs to be an All Googly Eye edition. This would absolutely make my list. The preprinted photos with googly eyes is high level genius.
Oska* March 31, 2023 at 5:15 am You reminded me that I have a pack of googly eyes in my jacket pocket, and the office is nearly empty today…
Tierrainney* March 31, 2023 at 10:05 am I did this at work a few years ago. I had to stay late for something on March 31, and had a planned out of office on April 1. So no one thought of me when they found it. There are still staplers with googly eyes floating around.
azvlr* March 30, 2023 at 11:06 am Veteran’s day was a few weeks after I started my new job. I came to work with a sign taped on my door that said, “Thank you for your service.” (I was in the Navy.) I noticed some writing on the back. Turned it over and it said, “Go Army. Beat Navy!” It had been placed there by one of my colleagues, who was former Army. It was that moment that I realized I was in the club! Best prank ever! This team does a lot of kind-hearted stuff like this.
ForLoveorMoney* March 30, 2023 at 11:26 am We “tin-foiled” the boss’s office for his birthday. I mean everything. Pencils, pens, binders, desk ornaments, staplers, his chair. It was great! He thought so too. One coworker would always flip another coworkers screen. I don’t remember the command…alt and arrow or something. She could never figure it out, but it was funny watching her come back from lunch.
Rex Libris* March 30, 2023 at 11:33 am Another easy computer screen prank is to screenshot a coworker’s desktop, replace their wallpaper with the screenshot, then click “hide desktop icons”. It has the effect of making them think their screen is frozen. Not that I would ever do this.
EPLawyer* March 30, 2023 at 11:42 am I would HATE that. I need to work and if I can’t work, I am not going to be happy. Don’t mess with people’s computers (googly eyes maybe excepted, know your audience).
Susannah* March 30, 2023 at 3:15 pm Exactly. Reminds me of the intern who disabled the Caps Lock key on a staffer’s computer. No no no….
Firefighter (Metaphorical)* March 31, 2023 at 1:01 am I think about that intern ALL THE TIME. She haunts me.
Elitist Semicolon* March 30, 2023 at 8:38 pm One of our interns downloaded an image of a borked laptop screen onto my computer and set it to full screen view. I almost cried when I came back and thought my laptop was broken.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* March 30, 2023 at 11:44 am post-it note over the laser spot on the underside of a mouse. (In olden days, the equivalent was removing the mouse ball.)
Richard Hershberger* March 30, 2023 at 11:51 am For the hunt-and-pecker in the office, pry up and switch the M and the N keys.
Phony Genius* March 30, 2023 at 2:21 pm This used to be easy in the 90’s when there were key caps. Kids in school switched those two letters all the time. Also, Alt & Ctrl. Or sometimes it was the arrows. Even reversing the number keypad (which is hard to spot since it’s supposed to be opposite of a phone keypad).
Anonymous Scientist* March 30, 2023 at 1:26 pm Someone at my office did stickers over the laser spot with a little picture of a joker printed on the sticker.
KMD* March 30, 2023 at 6:49 pm Had this one done to me, but it was a piece of tape. I think he was disappointed how quickly i figured it out!
Corporate Goth* March 30, 2023 at 11:51 am Security IT departments don’t necessarily look fondly upon this, depending on where you work and how much of their time was wasted. Saw several incidents of people nearly getting fired for things like this.
Random Dice* March 30, 2023 at 1:47 pm I did that once, screenshot-and-hide-icons. It’s my only prank I’ve ever done, and it didn’t go over well. It permanently damaged our relationship, and was a good lesson not to do pranks at work.
Anna Badger* March 30, 2023 at 11:37 am I worked in an HR division where nearly everyone had access to v v sensitive information, and flipping the screen was the standard thing to do whenever anyone walked away from an unlocked monitor. prank and mutual/cultural infosec enforcement in one! when my colleague mentioned this to one of the actual infosec guys whose actual job enforcement was, he was so pleased that he bought us a cake.
SarahKay* March 30, 2023 at 11:51 am Same here – I work in finance with similarly sensitive information, and that was the go-to for my co-worker and I if one of us left our screen unlocked. Ten years after, it took about six months of covid WFH before I broke the habit despite me being the only person in my home.
Mandy* March 30, 2023 at 1:13 pm Yes! We used to send around very mundane all company emails if a pc was left unlocked (small company, right culture). My favourite was ostensibly from an extremely serious, cravat wearing analyst asking “could I borrow 30p for a pack of Jolly Ranchers please?”
Tau* March 30, 2023 at 1:40 pm Our “you left your screen unlocked” prank was to open Slack and post in the general channel (as that user) “Hey everyone, I’m going to be bringing in cake tomorrow!”. Some victims actually did supply cake, but not everyone.
Nina* March 30, 2023 at 4:38 pm At a previous workplace that was very uptight about security (for good reasons), the classic with an unlocked computer was to message the infosec team from it.
BrightLights* March 30, 2023 at 5:42 pm We did this a… nonzero… number of times to people who didn’t lock their computers when leaving their desks. (Job required working with PII of minors, so this was actually important.) It was an effective way of building the habit when verbal reminders failed.
Fair dinkum* March 31, 2023 at 1:10 am I once installed a screensaver that looked like the format hard drive screen. On a school computer though, not a work one. In the 90s you could set the colours of windows items in your preferences. Buttons are blue, background is grey etc. A friend of mine set everything on the work computer to black.
Carol the happy elf* March 30, 2023 at 2:48 pm My dentist’s pens had plastic fake teeth on elastic string. The pens had the name of his practice. The teeth glowed in the dark. Epic fail to keep pens from being stolen…. we
NoIWontFixYourComputer* March 30, 2023 at 6:37 pm This was actually done in space, back in the ‘60s. During the Gemini 6 and 7 mission, one spacecraft placed a “Beat Army” sign in their windo
DoodleBug* March 30, 2023 at 11:06 am Mild as far as pranks go (including mild reactions). Back in the early 2000’s when iMacs first came in different colors, I was a student worker in my college computer lab. We had an array of iMac colors in the lab, each with a matching keyboard and mouse. On April 1, the early shift went into the lab and mixed around all the keyboards and mice so that nothing matched. As I said, mild amusement and smiles ensued from the users of the lab. No extra work was created (all the equipment was still in the same room, and the keyboards and mice were not individually inventoried with the computers — all that mattered was that each computer had a keyboard and mouse — and the powers that be didn’t care so no one had to put them all back with matching computers at the end of the day).
Phony Genius* March 30, 2023 at 11:16 am When I had the same job that you did, we downloaded Commodore 64 emulators onto every computer in the lab, and insisted that it was the latest technology. (We got away with it because you could get back to the “real” computer with a simple 3-key command.)
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain* March 30, 2023 at 11:24 am I miss the old macs greatly. Back in the day, if someone went on vacation we would replace all of their default alert sounds with goofy sounds…Homer Simpson saying, “Doh!” or a springy noise “boooinnnnggggg”. I went on vacation once and my boss or coworker had taken a screen shot of my desktop, icons and all, rotated it 180° and set it as my background wallpaper so it looked like everything was upside-down. Totally harmless and funny. Often we would just keep it that way until the next vacation.
DoodleBug* March 30, 2023 at 12:05 pm I almost forgot, among the “ops” (student workers) we would rotate each other’s desktop 180 degrees — there was a 3-key combo that would do it in Windows. Now this wasn’t just the *background*, but the actual entire monitor image! So the person would be navigating everything upside down while trying to look up online how to undo the switch.
Mack* March 30, 2023 at 1:56 pm Ctrl alt downarrow. Also works left arrow and right arrow. I found this out by accident because that key combo is a very useful default in Linux. Ctrl alt up to fix!
Suzanne Brown* March 30, 2023 at 2:53 pm We did this same prank a number of years ago to our boss. She got a laugh out of it
Certaintroublemaker* March 30, 2023 at 12:39 pm One of my friends wanted to borrow my Mac to type a paper. Before she came over I changed the sounds to make the Return key play “Don’t touch that you fool! That’s the history eraser button!” from Ren & Stimpy. She needed to get that paper done, so she just typed the whole thing dealing with it at every paragraph.
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain* March 30, 2023 at 1:37 pm Oh no! The thing with the old mac alerts was that the computer wouldn’t do anything until the entire alert played; so a long alert would just “lock” up a computer until it was finished. That used to be another prank to do to someone — record a really long alert sound or even just a long silence. Not so bad once, but if she was typing up a paper, she’d probably lose her flow every time she hit return.
Phryne* March 31, 2023 at 12:27 pm Once pranked myself with sounds. I had a collection of sounds from C&C Red Alert and amused myself with replacing the windows sounds on my pc with them. I was not quite sure what all of the sounds were for, but oh hey, let’s replace the standard error (or something like it) with a sound named ‘explosion 4’. Turns out that sounds was the one that is triggered when you do something small and innocent like hit an arrow button when you are already at the end of a document… and explosion 4 was a nuke. Nearly gave myself a heart attack.
Nesprin* March 30, 2023 at 12:40 pm We had an obsolete iMac slightly less far back in the day – someone had setup text to voice so that every time it crashed (hourly) it would say “I’m sorry, it’s not my fault”.
DoodleBug* March 30, 2023 at 1:58 pm My shutdown sound in high school was C3PO saying “Pleeease don’t deactivate me!”
LizGross* March 31, 2023 at 3:12 pm My mother-in-law (back in the 90s) set the shut down noise to HAL saying “I’m sorry, Dave. Im afraid I can’t do that.” My much less tech savvy father-in-law’s name is David. This caused significant panic and consternation the first time he tried to shut off the brand new home computer.
A person* March 30, 2023 at 8:13 pm I had colleagues that liked to rearrange people keyboard keys to spell things. It was always funny. They always left the home keys in place so sometimes it would be months before someone noticed.
Sara* March 30, 2023 at 11:07 am This isn’t fully a prank, but I used to be an admin for a VP of the sales team and he loved to hide around corners and jump out at me. I screamed every time, he found it hilarious that I was easily startled. I was annoyed at first, but since he did it even when I moved to another department (I ended up working at that company for 8 years), it just became a thing that I dealt with every once in a while lol. It was funnier to me when I moved to a satellite office and he did it when he visited there too – those employees were very confused as to what was happening and I was just resigned to it by that point.
Corrigan* March 30, 2023 at 11:15 am When I was in grad school, my friends would do this to me. I’m also easily startled, so they’d all try to get me if they were coming to find me for lunch, coffee, etc. It was good natured so I didn’t mind that much. One time a friend tried to come in as quietly as possible. Apparently he was standing behind me for 2 minutes before I noticed (and of course jumped when I found him there.)
Thunderingly* March 30, 2023 at 11:29 am When I was 16, I worked at a pizza place, and one of the delivery drivers would honk loudly and suddenly whenever he saw me driving around. The first few times I was so startled it probably wasn’t very safe but I got used to it, fortunately.
Ajax Rose* March 30, 2023 at 12:30 pm there would have been pizzas flying all over the place if that was me!
goddessoftransitory* March 30, 2023 at 2:18 pm And HE can shell out for the replacements and explain to all the angry customers why their food is late!
Thunderingly* March 30, 2023 at 6:13 pm I wasn’t a driver for the restaurant, though. I’d just be going about my life when he’d do it.
Crazy Cat Lady* March 30, 2023 at 12:27 pm OMG my husband does this to me all the time. The last time he did that I had just returned from a walk. I had face planted on some concrete (I was fine) but had some scrapes and a bit of blood. He jumped and screamed himself when he saw me. it was almost worth falling when he saw me
I edit everything* March 30, 2023 at 1:26 pm I have a friend who is so quiet, he can do this to everyone. We joke that he should have become a spy. You just look up, and he’s there. It’s really kind of creepy sometimes.
Former Brat* March 30, 2023 at 7:07 pm My sister’s friend swears that our dad is CIA because he has this same gift and worked a (boring in reality) civil service job after retiring from the military. The friend has believed this for over 20 years! :D
talos* March 30, 2023 at 2:04 pm I once walked into my dorm, took a 30-minute nap, woke up, looked at my phone for 15 minutes, then said something to my roommate (who had been there the whole time). He was startled.
Clara Belle* March 30, 2023 at 4:41 pm I used to work alone on 2nd shift, preparing negatives on a light table. A joker from another department jumped through my door screaming and I reflexively threw my exacto knife. It landed in the door jam, two inches from his face. He never did that again!
Beth* March 30, 2023 at 11:21 am I would have suddenly acquired the involuntary habit, when startled, of hitting the perpetrator in the face, then apologizing and saying it was a completely automatic reflex and I couldn’t control it. That was how I dealt with people who thought it was hilarious to tickle me. It’s amazing how quickly they stopped.
Enough* March 30, 2023 at 11:39 am Tickling is the worse. In graduate school I was a t a local bar talking to some guys who were there for a conference. One stood behind me and tickled me. I told him twice not to do that. the third time I put my elbow in his stomach. He friends loved that.
GrooveBat* March 30, 2023 at 1:29 pm I would have made it a point to carry a full cup of coffee around with me whenever he was in the vicinity and then jump and splash him when he popped out.
3DogNight* March 30, 2023 at 1:50 pm That’s actually my real natural response. Full sternum punch, with no thought given before it happens. The two or three people that ever tried to jump scare me only did it once. **Note, I’m the least violent person I know, sincerly, so those that get hit are always shocked.
JustAnotherKate* March 30, 2023 at 4:41 pm I once watched a friend (maybe 4’11” and 90lbs) level a tall stranger who grabbed her from behind on the dance floor. Because she instinctively drove her elbow back…into what would’ve been the stomach area on someone closer to her size…but was a bit lower on this very tall guy. Oops, sorry not sorry, don’t grab random women!
Tickle Monster* March 30, 2023 at 7:13 pm I love tickling my kids when they ask for it, and they love it, too, since they either ask straight out or “attack” me until I do. I had to teach them pretty quickly about a safe word. They enjoy yelling, “Stop!” but will get aggravated at me when I listen. *sigh* Now we have a safe word and when they use it I immediately stop. But I had to learn that the hard way – as I used to tickle my sister until she’d get pissed at me. Oops.
Bend & Snap* March 30, 2023 at 11:24 am My coworkers did this to me once when I was pregnant and I had a contraction. They did not do it again.
Stuckinacrazyjob* March 30, 2023 at 11:37 am once a manager did that and I hit her in the chest. ( The manager charged it to the game because I warned them)
Julian* March 30, 2023 at 11:54 am I would be so mad. I also have a very strong startle response and this kid in ninth grade did that to me all year. I was in tears by the end of it. My dad used to do this to us (in better nature than the kid) but stopped once I “accidentally” elbowed him in the stomach.
The OG Sleepless* March 30, 2023 at 12:05 pm We have a pass-through window that is supposed to be for patient meds and such, but it never caught on for that use. It’s right next to the workstation in the pharmacy, so what it’s really good for is walking by on the other side, opening it quickly and yelling “BOO!” at your coworker sitting at that computer.
Might Be Spam* March 30, 2023 at 1:07 pm My kids used to do this to me. If I didn’t scream enough, they wanted me to go out and come back for a do-over. Succes was judged by my scream volume. When my sisters were in the basement with friends, I would scream down the laundry chute. It was a two floor metal echo chamber and got pretty loud. I guess my kids take after me.
goddessoftransitory* March 30, 2023 at 2:17 pm He’s lucky you aren’t the “swing wildly and connect with his jaw” type! I startle badly, and you may have guessed.
littlehope* March 30, 2023 at 5:01 pm I have a really violent startle reflex, especially to being unexpectedly touched, and I once gave someone a bloody nose when they tickled me. I was sitting down, they were standing up, they bent over and tickled me, and I reflexively high-kicked them right in the face. I didn’t do it deliberately, but frankly I wasn’t sorry. They had been repeatedly warned, and nothing else had ever made them stop. That did. Sometimes “If you tickle me I might hurt you” isn’t a threat, it’s just information.
Former Young Lady* March 30, 2023 at 2:47 pm We had a jackass in my old department who did this — only to the women, of course. I always wanted to have a hot cup of coffee in my hand when it happened, so he could feel some instant karma. It was not to be, but I think I did toast his eventual firing. (Turned out startling women was the only thing he knew how to do, basically.)
Dragon Tea Smithy* March 30, 2023 at 2:56 pm I had a guy that worked at the cable company I was temping for years ago who loved to grab the back of my chair while I was working and suddenly tilt it back like I was about to fall. I hated it and screamed each time. I got him back, though. He was recently married and visibly annoyed when the regular office people would ask him about when they were going to have kids. So I went on a bunch of baby related websites and filled out forms in his name for product samples to be sent to the office. He probably was receiving them LONG after my temp contract ended there.
Jessica Ganschen* March 31, 2023 at 12:49 pm I’m also fairly easily startled, as my coworkers in the Air Force quickly found out. One time, I was tasked with going around the shop replacing the emergency exit maps posted on the doors with an updated version. While I was in the middle of this, one of my coworkers walked up behind me, making no particular effort to disguise her approach, and said in a conversational tone, “Boo.” I still shrieked, loud enough that one of the sergeants came out of his office wanting to know if somebody kicked a dog or something.
cv* March 30, 2023 at 11:08 am I worked as a cashier many many years ago, and working pens were always needed so customers could sign their credit card slips. But as we all know, pens go missing all the time – the customers would forget to hand them back, the floor staff would ‘borrow’ them to take notes, the manager had a habit of absentmindedly tucking them in his shirt pocket (caught him with FOUR in there one day). So I labeled my pen with an orange sticker that said “CASH.” I figured I could at least be able to prove someone had taken the cash pen. I came in to work the next day and the assistant manager had taken the orange stickers and liberally labeled everything at the cash counter – computer monitor, keyboard, phone (landline wired right into the counter), receipt printer, counter itself, every drawer on the inside of the counter, anti-fatigue matting, that pointy receipt holder, cash drawer, cash tray (inside the 20s slot -found it when I was counting out that night). And he stuck one on my nametag as I was laughing my arse off.
Dust Bunny* March 30, 2023 at 11:14 am I’ve worked several places that had large artificial flowers taped to the pen handles so they were inconvenient to accidentally put in your pocket. So the pen holder on the counter, yes, looked like a flower pot.
Recently Retired* March 30, 2023 at 12:17 pm Several Doctors and Dentists offices in my area have flowers on their pens. I have a difficult time deciding which color I want to use.
Carol the happy elf* March 30, 2023 at 2:02 pm My dentist’s pens had plastic fake teeth on elastic string. The pens had the name of his practice. The teeth glowed in the dark. Epic fail to keep pens from being stolen….
Carol the happy elf* March 30, 2023 at 2:54 pm Oops- this went through slowly, and I thought it got erased. We spend much time looking over coworkers’ shoulders for the next addition.
goddessoftransitory* March 30, 2023 at 2:21 pm I’ve seen that lots of places! Also little toothpick flags and drink umbrellas.
calonkat* March 30, 2023 at 3:23 pm No idea if it’s still the case, but for many years Walmart and Kmart required cashiers to supply their own pens for customers to write checks. The reason for all the flowers and attachments was if a customer walked off with the only pen, the cashier had to clock out and buy pens with their own money so the cashier could go back to work. Target just supplied pens to their cashiers. It was especially egregious when walmart would hand out pens during back to school promotions but never be able to supply the SAME walmart branded pens to their cashiers.
Gabe* March 30, 2023 at 6:06 pm I did this so people wouldn’t steal my pens… but they stole the pens anyway and left the flowers. :(
CJ Cregg* March 31, 2023 at 1:12 pm Back in the 90s, my dad was good friends with several of his coworkers. One day he brought in a nice wooden hanger for his suit jacket and labeled it with his name. The next day he came in to find every accessory on his desk (stapler, tape, everything) labeled with his name. He still gets the biggest kick out of it to this day!
Keymaster of Gozer* March 30, 2023 at 11:08 am Best: Installing a fake blue screen of death screensaver on coworker’s PC. Since we worked in IT and he’d done it two years previously it was funny to see how long he took to realise that his computer wasn’t fried. Worst: The guy (not same dude) who left a very graphic letter on a woman’s desk professing his love and that he couldn’t live without her and then made it quite public that it was a joke and that he’d never be attracted to her. This was in 2003 thereabouts and I vaguely recall her running off crying.
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain* March 30, 2023 at 11:29 am Blue screen of death screensaver is diabolical and funny as long as people are in on the joke; it could really land either way.
MarsJenkar* March 30, 2023 at 12:20 pm If I were making the fake BSoD, I’d probably make it so the most visible text said something like “Oopsie woopsie”.
Emma* March 31, 2023 at 11:38 am That would only make it more believable nowadays, with windows 10/11 and its completely useless “friendly” error messages
Keymaster of Gozer* March 30, 2023 at 12:35 pm Oh we’d never have done it if we didn’t know that he’d find it funny. He did laugh afterward that it was highly amusing that he spent time looking up the hex error messages (which were ASCII characters spelling out something amusing)
Magenta Sky* March 30, 2023 at 1:24 pm My boss fancies himself a joker, but we reached a state of truce after I took a screen capture of the desktop of a computer he used, loaded it into a graphics program and maximized it without menus. Click all you want, sucker, no programs are going to open. And told him the next time he pranked me, I’d turn the monitor sideways (which is trivial, if you know how), and redefine all the fonts to move every letter one key to the left, and remap the keyboard to move them back. So everything would look right, and print right, but every word would be misspelled on a spellcheck. (Though in reality, it would have been easier to set the spellchecker to a different language. But he didn’t know that.) He decided not to mess with me any more.
Kuddel Daddeldu* March 30, 2023 at 3:39 pm Confession: As a CS student and part-time programmer, I wrote a tiny DOS TSR program that hooked the keyboard interrupt and introduced typos at a rate proportional to the typing speed. Type slowly and everything appears normal. Pick up the speed, and more and more frequently a key is swapped with its neighbor. When you slow down to see what’s going… nothing! We were all young, all had an IT background, and could appreciate such things in a geeky way (the office had s certain Big Bang Theory feel… in the late 80s). Once found, victims had fun dissecting the code to find out how I did it, and to plan their counter-prank, of course.
NotRealAnonForThis* March 30, 2023 at 11:32 am The “passionate letter turned mean dude” guy can go….suck a lemon. What. A. Douche.
Keymaster of Gozer* March 30, 2023 at 12:37 pm From what I remember it was really a creepy and explicit letter – and we never found out of he actually meant it to be a joke or had decided the day gave him plausible deniability if she turned him down. Thoroughly nasty fellow though – he was extremely good looking but hoo boy the personality was trash.
Observer* March 30, 2023 at 4:25 pm From what you say, trash is probably the only SFW word you could use for him.
NotRealAnonForThis* March 30, 2023 at 11:35 am Sort of similar? We set the autocorrect spelling function in a coworker’s computer to automatically switch the word “and” to something that was ridiculous and definitely G rated (might have been “purple people eater” or something along those lines) Being not all that tech savvy himself, it was an amusing 15 minutes of listening to him trouble shoot, throw his hands in the air, “would you come look at this I think I’m losing my mind over here”, and cackling like mad when we fixed it. He later physically relocated the letter and number keys on my keyboard. Didn’t realize I’m a touch typist ;)
Magenta Sky* March 30, 2023 at 1:27 pm “He later physically relocated the letter and number keys on my keyboard. Didn’t realize I’m a touch typist ;)” Someone did that to the keypad on my computer once. I didn’t notice until they asked about it several days later, since I 10-key.
Barney Stinson* March 30, 2023 at 3:45 pm Worked for a guy who was always forgetting to lock his computer when he walked away. I set up his Microsoft Word to replace ‘the’ with ‘The Ohio State University RULES’ every time. He was a big Wisconsin fan, so this was fun to watch.
Sola Lingua Bona Lingua Mortua Est* March 30, 2023 at 11:55 am Best: Installing a fake blue screen of death screensaver on coworker’s PC. Since we worked in IT and he’d done it two years previously it was funny to see how long he took to realise that his computer wasn’t fried. It’s my standard screensaver–love the reactions. The only hardware I’ve installed it on that I didn’t own were Intel Macs. Reactions ranged, but included priceless.
Omskivar* March 30, 2023 at 12:09 pm Ah, I see the worst guy has been taking notes from my middle school bullies.
Nea* March 30, 2023 at 1:05 pm Seriously! I last heard “Hey dreamboat – not you, shipwreck” in 5th grade.
goddessoftransitory* March 30, 2023 at 2:22 pm Hope the latter guy got fired! That’s both gross and cruel AND harrassment!
Lizzianna* March 30, 2023 at 7:04 pm This is similar to what we did to my boss one year. I don’t remember why we had access to her computer, but I took a screenshot of the desktop, so it showed an image of all the icons. Then I made that the background and hid the icons. No matter how many times she tried to click on them, nothing happened. We finally fessed up when she was getting ready to call IT.
I should be working* March 31, 2023 at 1:05 pm related to the blue screen of death, I had a coworker who was always trying to remind people to lock their screen when they left their desk. His MO if someone left their computer unattended was to download a meme he made which was a picture of himself with a disappointed look on his face and the words REMEMBER TO LOCK YOUR COMPUTER, and then set it as the desktop background.
Kaye* March 30, 2023 at 11:08 am My manager was very pleased with himself for scoring full marks on the test at the end of our data protection training, told us all about it… and then walked away from his desk (we all worked in an open-plan office) leaving his computer unlocked. The training had made much of why and how you should lock your computer. The temptation to take a screenshot and set it as his desktop background after minimising all the windows he’d had open was too great to resist.
SpringIsForPlanting!* March 30, 2023 at 11:20 am Thank you for reminding me of my glorious youth in which computers had entered schools but basic desktop security had not, so I had a blast replacing backgrounds and screensavers with kittens and other nonsense repeatedly.
Chris* March 30, 2023 at 11:23 am As a trainer, to encourage people to remember to lock their computers when they walked away, I would flip the desktop upside down on any unlocked screen I came across.
Thin Mints didn't make me thin* March 30, 2023 at 11:28 am At my first software job, if you left your computer unlocked when you went to lunch, a guy named Corey would come around and send an email to the whole team, from your address, saying “I like Nickelback.”
Bee* March 30, 2023 at 12:40 pm Oh god, we did something similar when I worked at a radio station – if you left your Facebook account logged in on the on-air computer, the next person to notice would post a joke status on your account. I can’t remember what it was, but it was something similar to “I love Nickelback”! (This was all circa 2009, and we were college students, so we didn’t have smartphones and used Facebook a LOT.)
SoftwareEngineerAndAlsoAHouseplant* April 1, 2023 at 3:14 am I had an internship where if you left your computer unlocked, you would come back to find you had sent an email to the entire floor offering to buy donuts. After the second offense, you were expected to follow through.
Charlotte Lucas* March 30, 2023 at 11:32 am I worked somewhere that people would do that! We were dealing with HIPAA-protected information & government contracts, so locking your computer was a security requirement.
Lady_Lessa* March 30, 2023 at 11:39 am That’s not hard to do, because one of my cats (at home) did that. Took me a while to Google the correction. GRIN you should see how the web pages are changed that I try to read during a meal are changed by the cat walking, standing, sitting and laying on my laptop keyboard.
Colette* March 30, 2023 at 11:44 am In one group, if you left your screen unlocked, someone would send a meeting invite to the (small) team inviting them all for lunch, your treat. (Everyone knew it was a joke).
FlyingAce* March 30, 2023 at 12:36 pm A fellow trainer would do an image search for a grinning monkey and set it to full screen. Offenders would be warned “next time it won’t be a monkey face.” Repeat offenders would get a monkey butt :D
The Last to Know* March 30, 2023 at 1:12 pm I had an IT guy that would change our background to Justin Bieber if we ever left our computers unlocked.
Sandi* March 30, 2023 at 2:13 pm In college we would send an email love letter from the person who left their computer unlocked to someone else they knew well. We wouldn’t do this to strangers, and it was clearly a joke. It was very effective.
Warrior Princess Xena* March 30, 2023 at 12:15 pm This wasn’t a prank per se, but it caused just as much chaos when it happened to a friend of mine. I will call them Jane. Jane worked with a team that had a shared laptop (the laptop was basically there to sign onto the virtual machine, no personal info was being shared). One of Jane’s coworkers had immigrated from Eastern Europe, and as such, she was more familiar with the DVORAK keyboard layout rather than the QUERTY keyboard (this is a different and in theory more efficient layout of keys for an English keyboard). So whenever she was using the laptop she’d change the keyboard language to DVORAK (this can be done on a Windows without needing to sign in). Well one day she forgets to switch it back then goes on lunch. While she is gone, chaos ensues. Another coworker tries to get onto the laptop, fails repeatedly, and calls IT. IT comes over and also cannot figure out what has been done to this laptop. They’re thinking it’s a virus or a bug, which is extra bad since they work with protected personal information. Finally, Jane’s coworker returns to find the unit in total pandemonium, IT worried and upset, and her coworkers flustered. One explanation later and IT walks back with their tail between their legs to the ribbing of all of the other IT folks, and everyone else got a brief retraining on how to swap out keyboard languages.
Swix* March 30, 2023 at 1:42 pm A coworker was the only one left in our work area when everyone else went to a meeting. He switched every unlocked desktop background to a photo of the plant manager with a big heart and “I love Joe”. Then he left for an appointment. It was pretty funny.
Anon Again... Naturally* March 30, 2023 at 2:03 pm In the same vein, I worked in an IT department where an unlocked computer would lead to your profile picture being switched to Rainbow Dash. We then waited to see how long it would take you to notice. Some people noticed right away but a few wouldn’t notice for days.
slashgirl* March 30, 2023 at 4:26 pm At my first call centre job–if you left your comp unlocked one of your coworkers (usually a work friend cus we were allowed to pick our own seats) would do the screenshot/background trick. I did it to my TL once (after he was no longer my TL). The other trick was putting tape over the bottom of the laser mice–or bandaids. I did that a few times as I always carried bandaids with me. The computer “lab” (half room, about 12 comps) at my larger school used to be next door to my library, with an adjoining door. I come in one morning (after being at smalelr school the day before) to find one of monitors TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. I went to the office to ask the principal about it and she said (in front of witnesses) that one of the kids had used the command to make the picture upside down and the only way she knew to fix it was to turn the monitor upside down. I went back, googled how to fix it (I know, but forget because I don’t do it often) and put everything back upright. And bust a gut laughing.
Aggretsuko* March 30, 2023 at 5:29 pm Reminds me of my old volunteer job again..if you left yourself logged into your social media and then left the building, some fun things might happen to your account. I remember one time declaring that the person had an interest in catfish noodling.
Sylvia Pellicore* April 1, 2023 at 11:52 am I worked at a very security conscious workplace (Federal governments contracting). If you left your computer unlocked, a coworker would open Outlook and email the team promising to bring donuts that Friday. It was a good way to remind people about locking, and also we got donuts! For the record, we were all at a salary level where a box of donuts wasn’t a huge deal.
the cat's ass* March 30, 2023 at 11:08 am 2 MAs came in dressed as each other, complete with wigs and traded IDs. Silly fun for all!
Need More Sunshine* March 30, 2023 at 11:32 am Similarly, we had a manager’s 2 person team come in dressed up exactly like he always is – jeans, checkered button up, brown belt, glasses, and sneakers. They all had curly brown hair about the same length too! We got a fun picture and a laugh out of it, no one angry or hurt!
londonedit* March 30, 2023 at 11:45 am On the last day before they left school to take their A level exams (so their last ever day of secondary education) everyone in my sister’s year came to school dressed as their Head of Year. He was renowned for wearing a similar outfit every day – brown or dark green corduroy trousers, a checked shirt and a knitted tank top. He thought it was brilliant – he’d been teaching for a good 25 years and no year group had thought to do it before! The Physics A-level class in the year above me also staged an excellent prank for their last ever lesson where they moved all the chairs and tables from the classroom, and the teacher’s desk, outside and set them up on the school field in the same layout as the classroom, and then sat there with their books and pens out waiting for the teacher. He realised when he went into the classroom, saw it was empty, and then looked out of the window.
Tinkerbell* March 30, 2023 at 12:13 pm Now I need to know – did they get to hold class outside? (I had an English teacher who would occasionally move class to “the east conference room” – ie the grassy field outside – when the weather was nice!)
MarsJenkar* March 30, 2023 at 12:48 pm That reminds me of one day in university choir class. I wasn’t in on the plan here, so I got to experience the surprise with the professor. One important thing you need to know is that one of the music pieces we were learning was a piece that was meant to emulate the general feel of birdsong. We’d been rehearsing it for a few weeks by that point. I got to class at my usual time–a couple of minutes before the start of class–only to find the classroom mostly empty, with only a few other students there. This was unusual, since usually the classroom would be at least half full by the time I arrived. I later gathered that either people had arrived earlier than I had (and left for a different location), or they’d been given a message between classes to go elsewhere. Either way, I was out of the loop. When the professor arrived to a mostly empty classroom, a couple of students that had stayed behind brought him (as well as those few who, like me, who were not in on the plan) to the nearby gardens. The rest of the students were waiting there–imitating bird calls, like in the song we’d been rehearsing. We ended up holding the first part of our rehearsals in the gardens that day, including warmups as well as at least one full run through the bird song. Overall, the professor took the unexpected change in venue in good humor.
londonedit* March 31, 2023 at 3:43 am Tinkerbell – I think they did have the lesson outside, it was the last one before study leave anyway so it was basically just mucking around and the teacher wishing them good luck!
Radioactive Cyborg Llama* March 30, 2023 at 12:15 pm We used to do pranks on my English teacher. She would walk around while teaching, so we all just gradually moved our desks closer and closer together. Another time, we just all climbed out the window and hid outside, waited for her to come to the classroom and be confused for a little bit and then popped up.
BlueSwimmer* March 30, 2023 at 12:48 pm I have a friend who met her husband in 9th grade when they were seated in the front row by the teacher because they were both ADHD and constantly off task. Whenever she was turned away from them, they had an on-going contest to see who could move their desk/chair combo closer to the front of the room. They weren’t friends, didn’t keep in touch, went their separate ways after this one class where they silently developed this little contest. They met again in their 20s at a bar, remembered their 9th grade contest, and turned out to be a perfect couple. She became a high school teacher in my department. One day, a retired teacher came in to sub and it was the ninth grade teacher from all those years ago! My friend was so flustered to see her, but she told us that she not only remembered them, but thought they would make a good couple so she sat them together on purpose. (I have done the same with my seating charts- to help new kids meet friends and to help romance blossom– I have also had to re-arrange the seating chart after breakups.)
Total* March 30, 2023 at 12:19 pm Clearly, the only response possible is to go outside and teach the class with a straight face.
Miseleigh* March 30, 2023 at 12:47 pm A group of friends and I had a college professor who was a lot of fun and always joking around. The next semester, when he was teaching the same course to a new class, all 7 of us showed up to one of his lessons. In pajamas. With bags of popcorn in hand. He loved it! Though he did ask us not to do it again… we told a couple of jokes that he hadn’t gotten around to yet, and since the pool of math jokes is rather slim, he might have been worried that he wouldn’t have enough material for the rest of the semester if we came back. (Or maybe it was just because we were somewhat disruptive…)
Cedrus Libani* March 30, 2023 at 2:22 pm One of my college classes did the “dress like the professor” thing. He liked to wear field-relevant humorous T-shirts. We found one of his favorite shirts, made a bulk order, and showed up dressed as him on the last day of class. He was delighted.
Indigo a la mode* March 30, 2023 at 3:59 pm Oh gosh, this unlocked a memory for me. My awesome AP US History teacher often referred to us as the “Balloon Generation” (i.e., people our age expect a balloon reward for everything, including just doing our job). The day after our AP test, we purchased a huge bunch of balloons and everyone walked into class with one to hand him. You know, as a reward for doing his job. He thought it was hilarious. My favorite balloons were “It’s a boy!” and “Happy retirement.”
Sandi* March 30, 2023 at 2:27 pm Speaking of moving furniture… I once visited a workplace where one of the senior managers had an office that was painted almost completely pink. He had taken the day off for his birthday, happened to pass near the office and noticed his stuff outside and thought that he’d be ready for the prank the next day when he would Surprise! find his items all set up outside. Only to discover that they had temporarily moved some items outside for the day because they were painting all the walls and larger pieces of furniture. He was well respected within the organization, the items were cheap, and he took it as it was meant: their hard work to pull it off was a reflection of how much he was liked.
Turquoisecow* March 30, 2023 at 4:20 pm My sixth grade English teacher did a prank every year where she pretended to be her own twin sister. She insisted that she had a different name and acted like she didn’t know any of the kid’s names and dressed and did her hair totally different. I’m pretty sure she was actually the teacher and not the teacher’s sister but she did not break character for an instant the whole day and the following year I saw her also dressing differently so figured it must be a prank she did every year.
Expelliarmus* March 30, 2023 at 4:34 pm But did she actually have a twin sister? Or was she just pretending to be a nonexistent twin?
Jay (no, the other one)* March 30, 2023 at 12:13 pm One of the male Emergency Room docs came in on Halloween in full drag dressed as a nurse in an old-fashioned white dress complete with wig, cap, shoes, and white stockings. And a button that said TRUST ME I’M A DOCTOR.
Bibliothecarial* March 30, 2023 at 12:32 pm One day my colleague and I accidentally pranked our other colleague. We looked similar and we’re wearing dark jeans, the same tshirt, and matching jackets. The other colleague was spooked and kept talking about the creepy girls in The Shining. I probably didn’t help by smiling creepily and inching closer when she wasn’t looking.
WantonSeedStitch* March 30, 2023 at 1:06 pm This reminds me of a Halloween costume party at work one year. My old manager and a coworker had a reasonable similarity of looks: both were about the same age, height, and build. Both had dark brown hair cut very short. Both wore glasses. A LOT of people outside our team mixed them up. The easiest way to tell them apart was that my manager usually dressed up just a tiny bit more, while the coworker generally wore as casual an outfit as she could get away with in the office. That Halloween, both of them came in wearing identical shirts and ball caps and khaki pants, but one had a red hat and blue shirt while the other had a blue hat and a red shirt. It wasn’t exactly a COSTUME, but everyone was even more confused than usual!
Ginny Weasley* March 30, 2023 at 1:32 pm I teach at an elementary school, and we have a similar prank planned for next year. (April Fools is on a Saturday this year, so no school.) The art teacher and I (library), a long with the gym and music teacher, plan to swap places and teach each other’s classes, and not acknowledge to the students that anything is different. Both the art teacher and I love books and are crafty, and our gym teacher happens to play guitar, while our music teacher is a Zumba/fitness instructor outside of school, so the classes won’t be total losses; we’ll still do appropriate lessons/content.
Just Another Librarian* March 30, 2023 at 3:31 pm We did this at an elementary school I was at (also as librarian). All the teachers swapped. When the kids would correct us we’d look down at our lanyard ids and say ‘no, I’m so-and-so, see it says so right here.’ We only kept it up until morning break though. It was funny all around.
Ginny Weasley* April 1, 2023 at 9:01 am Oh, I love that! I wonder if I could get the whole school in on it!
NotBatman* March 30, 2023 at 2:53 pm I worked at the same job as my spouse, and we dressed as each other, sat at each other’s desks, and spent the day answering to each other’s names. Everyone thought it was hilarious, especially spouse’s manager who delighted in asking me specialized questions only spouse would know the answer to and letting me try to BS a response.
A person* March 30, 2023 at 8:21 pm One of my colleagues always comes in dressed and another colleague (different every year) for Halloween. It’s hilarious.
Wait, what?* March 30, 2023 at 11:08 am My colleague found out I don’t like mint chocolate so he covered my desk in After Eights. The same colleague was gifted a big Costco jar of olives but never opened the jar or took them home. After they sat on his desk for a good 4 months, I hid them then replaced them with a bottle of olive oil.
DrFresh* March 30, 2023 at 12:52 pm When I taught in Japan, I always ate the school lunches. I hated the natto (fermented soybeans). This was well known. One day, I came into the teacher’s lounge and there were about 50 boxes of natto on my desk :) I had a lot of fun at that school.
Kuddel Daddeldu* March 30, 2023 at 3:59 pm Ouch. Natto is…an acquired taste, I’d say. Not as much as the Swedish delicacy Surstrømming (fermented herring) that must not, under any circumstances, opened indoors, but still…
Minocho* March 30, 2023 at 4:28 pm Natto is not my jam either. I would have to leave the room entirely on whole boiled octopus day. I would play rock scissors paper with the kids for extra fillets of mackerel, though!
(not) travelling abroad* March 30, 2023 at 2:53 pm I would *hate* that first one. I’d be smelling mint forever and all my food would taste of it… no, couldn’t.
The_artist_formerly_known_as_Anon-2* March 30, 2023 at 11:09 am In the days of “while you were out” phone message slips — “Call Kitty at” (animal shelter phone number) “Call Mr. Fish at” (local aquarium number)
Roy G. Biv* March 30, 2023 at 11:51 am Yep – had a coworker get a message to to “Call Mr. Behr at” what turned out to be the local zoo. They told her “It’s Ms. Bear, and she is sleeping.”
Silver Robin* March 30, 2023 at 4:31 pm Awww, I love that they played along with it! I bet they got those prank calls often.
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain* March 30, 2023 at 12:01 pm I got one of those from my boss just after I had started my new job; phone number of a zoo and the name Mr. Lyon. I was suspicious but my BOSS gave me this slip so I of course dutifully called the number. The operator at the zoo must get many of these, because she deadpanned that I’d been pranked and have a good day (as far as I can remember, it was years ago). I actually didn’t think it was that funny because of the mild embarrassment but also didn’t feel like I could not return the call.
The OG Sleepless* March 30, 2023 at 12:08 pm We used to get occasional prank calls at our veterinary ER, and the crummy thing was that even when you suspected you were talking to a prankster, you had to play along for a few minutes just in case it was real.
Wingwing* March 30, 2023 at 12:24 pm Was that operator a consenting party to these pranks? Because if not, your boss (and everyone who does this shit) is a grad-A jerk. People answering the phones have our own work to do, and people interrupting that to force us into their pranks without our knowledge or consent is just a dick move.
Wingwing* March 30, 2023 at 12:26 pm *grade-A, though I’ve definitely known some grads who’d be that immature, heh.
Baby Yoda* March 30, 2023 at 12:03 pm My hubby got pranked one year with a mortgage call from “Mr Bear” — turns out the number was to the zoo.
ferrina* March 30, 2023 at 12:49 pm When my coworker was out, I covered his monitor in phone slips. We were the two D&D nerds in the office, so I filled them out as messages to “Cleric”. It started off innocuously- “We got a tip about a goblin camp. We’ll leave when you’re done meditating”. Then it progressed in typical D&D fashion. “Barbarian started a fight in the tavern, so we’re leaving now. Meet you there.” “There’s an owlbear in the woods. Be sure to sneak around it.” “If you see an owlbear, run. It’s angry. Run to the river, you’ll be fine” “Forded the river. The paladin has cholera.” “Found goblin camp. We’ll attack at nightfall.” “ZOMBIE goblins. We weren’t told they were zombie goblins. The Barbarian went bowling and used the Bard as the bowling ball.” “DO NOT GO TO GOBLIN CAMP. Zombie goblins are serving a lich- very, very angry lich” “We took casualties. Going to the Mystic Hermit in the woods. Meet us there.” “Don’t go to the Mystic Hermit. He’s the lich’s boyfriend. The Barbarian is now a toad. We’re setting up camp in the north woods. We really need healing. Come asap.” “Auuggghh!! How did that owlbear even find us?!”
ferrina* March 30, 2023 at 12:52 pm Same colleague picked up a dice box for me, but instead of giving it to me, he set up a scavenger hunt of post-it notes. I had to go around our small office looking under tables and deciphering clues (rhyming, of course) until I found it. I got more than a few strange looks- it was hilarious!
NotBatman* March 30, 2023 at 3:00 pm Related: at my mom’s former volunteer position, people would switch a coworker’s name badge with the badge for the org’s therapy dog. Most people spotted it right away, but would occasionally get as far as trying to open a door before discovering. (The dog didn’t have security clearance.)
Nina* March 30, 2023 at 4:47 pm I know of one that was ‘Call Liz at…(international number in a company that did a lot of international business)’ and when the person called the number and asked for Liz they got a very stiff and calm English person saying ‘this is Her Majesty’s private secretary, is she expecting your call?’
allathian* March 31, 2023 at 2:26 am Reminds me of a successful April Fool’s prank when I was in elementary school. From second to fifth grade we lived in a rural village with an actual one-room school, grades 1-6, with one teacher and a caretaker/cook/PE teacher. For most of my time there, I got individualized instruction because I was the only kid in my class, and in total there were between 7 and 11 kids. (Sadly I’ve largely lost the ability to focus on my own thing while others in the vicinity are talking about things that don’t concern me.) Anyway, our teacher’s husband played a prank once, he called the school, claimed he was a journalist from a radio show for kids and asked us to sing a silly song down the phone. Which we did. Obviously the teacher was in on the joke and we had a laugh about it afterwards. That said, one of my schoolmates who loved performing was very disappointed that it was a prank and that she wouldn’t get to hear the song on the radio after all…
Oska* March 31, 2023 at 7:57 am A text message prank from the early days of text messaging, back when looking up a number took a bit longer, said something like: “Tried to call you but couldn’t get through. Call me back at [number], ask for Harald.” The number was for a phone line somewhere in the castle of the Norwegian royal family. (Harald is the king.)
Peanut Hamper* March 30, 2023 at 11:09 am I pulled this one off. My last job was an absolute nightmare. The boss was a micromanager, passive-aggressive, violent, and an alcoholic who was a terrible manager and managed by gaslighting. He was a trust fund baby who was born on second base but thinks he hit a double. I’d tried to leave for three and half years. When I finally did, he took a long lunch on my last day. I still had about 50 of my business cards, and since most people were gone, I took the time to hide those cards all over the premises: desks, filing cabinets, under the copier, in the storage cabinets, tucked under beams in the warehouse, slipped into seldom used areas around the machinery in production. They will be finding those cards for years to come.
J.* March 30, 2023 at 11:36 am Oh, I like that! Perplexing and perhaps annoying, a bit like haunting that nasty boss, reminding him that you moved on to a better job and he’s still right there. Or, you know, a clean analog for peeing in his territory….
Butterfly Counter* March 30, 2023 at 12:06 pm This reminds me of the Al Madrigal stand up “Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy.” It’s this, but he did it with small, raw shrimp instead of business cards a a place that wronged him.
BlueStarGirl* March 30, 2023 at 1:11 pm Six or seven years ago I was in my mom’s house without her overnight so I wrote maybe two dozen post-it “love you” “thinking of you” notes. Some I hid (my favorite was two layers deep in a toilet paper roll), others I just stuck on things she uses infrequently, a few were right out in the open. She loved it and was finding them for months. I got a text from her last fall that she had just found one. In the intervening years she had packed up all of her things and moved three hundred miles without finding all of my notes!
Shenanigans Required* March 30, 2023 at 1:35 pm We did something like this! When the director of our department was away on vacation a few years ago, we printed out 48 1-inch square pictures of one of our old VPs (retired and very despised by all) and wrote 1/50, 2/50, etc on each one (purposefully gapping the 2 missing ones so they weren’t 49 or 50). We hid all 48 of them all over her office. She was very good natured and thought it was hilarious as she continued to find new ones for months after that. She kept track of them for all to see and so they could accumulate. It drove her crazy that she could not find those last 2 (that didn’t exist)! When she got promoted, she warned her successor that they might find them someday. We came clean to the new boss so he wouldn’t worry about it, but he kept up the joke with her! She still doesn’t know!
Usagi* March 30, 2023 at 6:29 pm I love these kinds of pranks! I used to work as a trainer that my company sent to open new worksites/offices. It was always a lot of fun since the people working there were almost all new, meaning they were all super pumped to be there (especially because the company was one of those “cool” companies that lots of people want to work for) and I still connect with people I’ve trained 10+ years (and several companies) later. Every time, I’d print hundreds of little 2×3 photos of my work photo that I’d (digitally) signed and with various but cheesy inspirational quotes, like “you’ve got this!” or “make today a great day!” and hide them all over the office. Some were obvious, like right there in someone’s desk drawer or on the back of their monitor, but others put in very strange, out of the way places — I once opened every 1-year anniversary watch and taped a photo at the bottom of the box, then carefully resealed them. One year later I received about 100 texts/IMs/emails about them, it was great.
Tierrainney* March 31, 2023 at 4:30 pm sorry about the nightmare part, but I have to remember the hiding business cards part. I have about 1/2 a box with old out dated phone number. I could start hiding some right now.
Corrigan* March 30, 2023 at 11:09 am Years ago I worked in an animal shelter. The employees had lockers where we kept our stuff. We generally didn’t use locks, but you knew which lockers belonged to certain people. A co-worker started putting funny looking dog toys in my locker. (They were always clean and we had plenty of toys, so no dogs were being deprived.) Just funny stuffies: fish with huge eyes, a squirrel that looked constipated, etc. I’d do it to her occasionally, but more often she did it to me. On my last day at work, I absolutely filled her locker with stuffies from top to bottom, so the next time she would open it they would all fall out. She thought it was funny, and it likely only took her a minute to clean up.
Ally* March 30, 2023 at 11:15 am Yes we did a similar thing to a boss once! (Ballon-filled locker and office). It only takes a lil pranking experience to learn that balloons are far kinder than glitter or confetti ;)
ThatGirl* March 30, 2023 at 11:10 am My husband’s previous coworker/later boss was a big Dad Jokes kinda guy, even before he became a dad. Two pranks I recall him pulling – putting a leek in the break room sink and then loudly telling everyone there was a leak, and telling my husband he needed to call Lee Murh back with the number to the local zoo (lemur).
Richard Hershberger* March 30, 2023 at 11:56 am I just want to go on record that Dad Jokes are the main reason I wanted kids.
Dr. Doll* March 30, 2023 at 12:12 pm I might have to do this to my husband, in fact. Honey, I think your car has a leek….
Jay (no, the other one)* March 30, 2023 at 12:14 pm Also considering how I can make this work in my house…
goddessoftransitory* March 30, 2023 at 2:40 pm Reminds me of the meme: Honey, it’s really muggy out. If I go outside and all our coffee mugs are on the lawn I’m divorcing you. *sips coffee from cereal bowl, waits*
Tinkerbell* March 30, 2023 at 12:20 pm My 10yo asked me once when we were at the grocery store if we could buy a leek because she wanted to try one. I assumed she’d not like the taste but hey, they’re cheap, and you never know. We got home, stuck it in the fridge, and I forgot about it. Something like a week or two later, she came to me out of the blue to let me know there was a leak/leek under the sink. I 100% fell for it :-D
it's-a-me* March 30, 2023 at 9:24 pm Was that the plan all along or did she think of it after a while?
Niniel* March 30, 2023 at 12:50 pm Oh my gosh. A coworker of mine also loves Dad Jokes, and now I really want to put a leek in his office and let him know it’s there!! This is amazing!
A person* March 30, 2023 at 8:24 pm I currently do this often with my coworkers… I have a little stuffed plushy leek that I usually put under the lab sink and then send people to look at the leak.
Victoria* March 30, 2023 at 11:11 am One of my colleagues, a cataloguer, had piles and boxes and trolleys of books surrounding his desk and we used to joke about his book fort. Eventually we were being moved out of that building, and so with about a week to go a friend and I stayed late one evening. We strung string along the ceiling beams and hung up blankets above the “book walls” to make a proper little fort, complete with blankety roof and fairy lights inside for a lovely cosy atmosphere. He loved it, and it stayed up until the very last day.
Wells, H. G.* March 31, 2023 at 12:37 am As a cataloguer with a book fort myself, that sounds amazing!
Lilo* March 30, 2023 at 11:11 am My boss was on the cover of a trade magazine as one of those rising stars in our field and our other boss bought a bunch of copies of the magazine and put them everywhere. He even put one in the break room freezer. It was definitely intended as a “everyone needs to know how awesome [boss] is” kind of prank.
Ally* March 30, 2023 at 11:16 am I love this!! Such a good example of funny but also not mean-spirited
Dust Bunny* March 30, 2023 at 11:11 am Little prank: My former supervisor had one of those tabletop Zen sand gardens with a few nice stones and a tiny rake. I found a tiny human skull at a craft store and tucked it in among the rocks. Two weeks later he came into my office and said, ” . . . there’s a skull in my sand garden!” It turned into a running thing: Every once in awhile someone would put the latest addition in the box in the file drawer and add something new–a tiny picnic, a rattlenake, a toy tractor, etc. Big prank: The same supervisor was hired away from a similar institution located very near us, and it’s a discipline in which everyone knows everyone else, especially if they’re local to each other. One day we got a big box from Former Institution, containing a big, ugly, art project that Former Institution had been wanting to get rid of but didn’t know how to handle. We let them stew for awhile and then sent them some scrap metal from when one of our air-conditioners self-destructed. They sent us some broken taxidermied fish. We waited a long time until they thought they had “won” and until we got the perfect deaccessionable donation. We sent them a souvenir-grade metal chastity belt. I wrote the card so they wouldn’t recognize the handwriting (I actually enlisted a friend who lived in another state in case we needed a remote postmark. She was very disappointed when we realized we could ship it locally). Talk about this actually started circulating among [discipline] professionals outside of the local area until we thought it was getting out of hand and ‘fessed up. They couldn’t top it and we remained in the lead until Supervisor retired. I still have the ugly art project in my office.
GoryDetails* March 30, 2023 at 11:48 am I love the Zen garden prank! (And now I’m tempted to get one for myself and add little bones or D&D-miniature treasure or some such. I actually *did* make a “snowglobe” but with sand and some plastic bones; I can shake it up and then see how many bones peek out of the “dunes”…)
Dust Bunny* March 30, 2023 at 11:59 am One of my siblings is an archaeologist and I am DYING to make a tiny screen and some dish shards to hide in his sand garden, if he still has it in his office.
Random Dice* March 30, 2023 at 4:16 pm Just the phrase “there’s a skull in my sand garden!” made me snort with laughter.
April* March 30, 2023 at 6:15 pm What in the world makes a chastity belt “souvenir-grade”? Is that code for “they didn’t bother taking all the internal edges off”? Do they come in professional-grade?
Elves!* March 30, 2023 at 11:11 am My boss at my last job came into his office one morning in December to find about a dozen elves on the shelf in various vignettes – peeking out of a file cabinet, leaning over his computer, writing a message on his white board, zip lining across the ceiling…it was really quite impressive (he was so tickled by it that when I started that job at the beginning of January they were all still up). There was lots of speculation about who’d done it (and how one even goes about amassing so many elves) but was over a year before another SVP fessed up to it.
NeverGonnaGiveUUp* March 30, 2023 at 11:11 am I am constantly rickrolling my colleagues, which I realize is a very old joke. Many people don’t understand it, but they still enjoy the song! In December I sent out a holiday video because I couldn’t make the holiday party, and you bet it was just a rickroll. I think the pleasure I derive is much higher than the happiness it brings everyone else, but no harm, no foul.
Yes And* March 30, 2023 at 12:12 pm My office has a thing where people are invited to decorate their office doors for the “holidays” (i.e. Christmas), which is something I find mildly annoying, but it was my first year in a senior leadership position, and I didn’t want to seem aloof. So I printed out a poster that appeared to be sheet music of a Christmas carol, but if you sang it, it was actually “Never Gonna Give U Up.” We’re a music-based organization, so I figured *somebody* would notice, but no one ever commented.
Librarian* March 30, 2023 at 1:56 pm My husband created a rickroll dungeon for his D&D group. It took them a bit to finally catch on and then thought it was lots of fun.
Ajax Rose* March 30, 2023 at 12:43 pm The beauty of it is the fact that it’s an old joke. People don’t expect it anymore. I approve!
1-800-BrownCow* March 30, 2023 at 1:04 pm My 12-year old thinks rickrolling is hilarious and will do this to people. He created a skit for Scout Camp for his group that ended with a rickroll. Many of the parents in the audience found it quite funny,
A. Nonymous* March 30, 2023 at 4:19 pm As long as it’s rickroll and not the decidedly NSFW “alternative” from about the same era (goatse .something until the Christmas Islands domain registry revoked the domain – you can’t make this up!) Don’t worry, the domain is gone now (it held just one, fairly disturbing, picture that was frequently used in pranks of bad taste).
KJ* March 30, 2023 at 7:29 pm A friend of a friend is a potter & makes goatse mugs. I have one & back when I sat at coffeeshops I’d use it for my in-house mug. The people who recognised it were definitely my people. (Mug was also featured on the old blog Regretsy & he was slammed with orders afterwards.)
Katherine Boag* March 31, 2023 at 2:22 pm There’s a whole generation of internet users that learned the hard way not to click links of unknown origin…
Wait, what?* March 30, 2023 at 11:12 am My dad was my Grade 12 Math teacher. He has a horrible memory for names, so he always had a seating plan with him in class to refer to in case he forgot somebody’s name. So I periodically rearranged the seating plan to try to trick him into calling students the wrong thing. It turns out his memory wasn’t as bad as all that because it never did work.
ATC* March 30, 2023 at 11:12 am This isn’t necessarily a prank, but it’s a story about Halloween decorations and my first day at a new job. For background info, I’m in the US. I started a new job one week before Halloween. When I showed up at the office, the first thing I saw was an open office door (it’s normally closed and locked because the business is concerned with HIPAA so you need a keycard to get in or someone has to buzz you in), lots of caution tape, bloody handprint decals, and a very quite office. I normally wear glasses to see things in the distance, so it took me a beat to realize the handprints were decals. Because of my lack of glasses, I did have a small moment of concern and I wondered if I should take the elevator back to the lobby and ask the security desk if they are aware of any crime that took place. I decided to cautiously walk inside and see what was going on. There was a second company on the same floor and they were going on with business as usual, so I figured that my concern/small panic was for nothing. I walked inside and yep, it was business as usual. It was just Halloween decorations. The CEO could see me walk in from his office and came over to greet me. Not sure why the front door was left open. Maybe because they were expecting me or for some other purpose.
Stephanie* March 30, 2023 at 11:13 am Not too big but on April 1, my team of 4 was giving a presentation to our Senior Director. While we were rehearsing and waiting for our boss to arrive at the office, 3 of us wore bathrobes and the fourth had a monkey onesie so when boss walked in, that’s what she saw us wearing! She thought it was hysterical. Of course we had normal office clothes underneath and were ready for the formal presentation later that day.
ANON* March 30, 2023 at 11:13 am Well, our CEO sent an email this week resigning in a few months and I had to ask a few folks if this was a joke or not. Good news for staff is that it is not a joke.
Ama* March 30, 2023 at 11:26 am You do have to be careful about what news you send out on or effective April 1, if you are working with an audience that might expect some kind of prank.
Jules* March 30, 2023 at 11:42 am I gave my resignation on April 1 last year, which I quickly followed with “This isn’t an April Fool’s joke.”
Katherine* March 30, 2023 at 11:54 am Yeah, my employer just announced an emergency drill to be held on April 1st and then quickly rescheduled it
Whomever* March 30, 2023 at 12:22 pm Back in my student days, someone used the logged in session of someone else who had forgotten to lock their screen to send a threat to the President (this was Clinton, to date me). The Secret Service has ZERO sense of humor about this, though our school was able to use access card logs to prove it hadn’t been the logged in student. I still have no idea what was supposed to be funny about this. At a corporate level, let’s not forget Google’s absolutely disastrous April Fools prank around mike dropping on gmail. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/apr/01/google-disables-april-fools-joke-gmail-mic-drop
Firestar* March 30, 2023 at 12:49 pm WHAT THE ACTUAL F*** JUST WHAT? ahdlkfjdahghj;akhufaifdjaf;lhehf
goddessoftransitory* March 30, 2023 at 2:48 pm Holy crap! Yeah, do NOT yank the Secret Service’s chain.
Jelizabug* March 30, 2023 at 4:51 pm When I was in college, I finally got to enjoy more than top 40 hits from the only radio station my small town could pick up. I quickly found and fell in love with the 1990s Alternative (grunge, indy, modern rock) station in my new city, and enjoyed the heck out of it for several years. Until one fateful April 1, I turned on the radio and they were playing country music – horror! I was all “Great joke guys, haha…” and by the end of the day I was thinking “Ok, it was funny at first, but not anymore. Can I have my music back now?” April 2… still country. Turns out my lovely 96X had been bought out and the format switched on April Fool’s Day, with no notice at all to the listeners. Yes, I’m still bitter. And yes, I still have a number of cassette tapes I recorded back in the day. :)
TCPA* April 2, 2023 at 10:54 am A few years ago I found out I was pregnant on April 1…I definitely waited until the following day to share the news with my husband!
Kimmy Schmidt* March 30, 2023 at 1:24 pm Not work related, but my parents told my brother they were expecting me on April 1. They did not think that one through at all and he didn’t talk to them for about 3 weeks after he realized it was not, in fact, a prank.
The OG Sleepless* March 30, 2023 at 1:41 pm I had a childhood friend who had six older brothers. She was born on April 1. You can bet that when the doctor announced “It’s a girl!” she thought it was an April Fools prank.
33023* March 30, 2023 at 11:14 am When a co-worker had gone out of town for a few days, we collected a few dollars and went to the local drugstore, where we got about four of those “penguin fishing” games, like this one: https://www.amazon.in/Cardinal-Games-Penguins-Madagascar-Fishing/dp/B003JC2NPG We threw away most of it, but hid 79 small plastic penguins around his cubicle. He spent days finding all 79, and days more convinced there was another one, because who would leave an odd number of penguins like that (Me. I would.)
Phony Genius* March 30, 2023 at 11:32 am You just gave me a good idea for a similar prank involving playing cards. 51 of them. ;)
NervousHoolelya* March 30, 2023 at 12:26 pm Oooh, and make the missing one something really obvious, like the Ace of Spades!!
Indubitably Delicious* March 30, 2023 at 12:19 pm Other objects I have hidden similarly, though not in offices: tiny plastic ninjas, tiny plastic flamingos, tiny plastic Cthulhus, tiny plastic glow in the dark zombies.
Nina* March 30, 2023 at 4:56 pm I need to know where to get tiny plastic Cthulhus. We have a big one on the mantlepiece and I wanna put a tiny one in all my partner’s socks.
Aggretsuko* March 30, 2023 at 11:14 am This isn’t really for an article, but I will note that at my old volunteer job, one of the managers (I note these were students, so around 20-22 or so in age) kept trying to prank his friend whenever she came in, except he did super lame, obvious pranks that you’d see, like putting clear tape across the door. She fell for nothing, obviously, but it was amusing to see him attempt to try stuff that wouldn’t fool a fifth grader.
danmei kid* March 30, 2023 at 11:14 am Someone duct taped a slice of raw onion underneath the desk chair of another person. This was in the days of offices with doors, not the days of open space. No one could find the smell for a few days. It was awful.
Hannah Lee* March 30, 2023 at 12:02 pm I’m pretty much in the camp of no pranks involving office chairs. I hadn’t thought smelly things would be an issue, though, so that’s a new one on me. The ones I have seen both involved messing with a chair mechanism and both ended badly. It’s like some people don’t realize coworkers could have non-obvious orthopedic issues, and that it’s not funny to make someone nearly fall down or actually fall down when they go to sit down at their desk at work.
General von Klinkerhoffen* March 30, 2023 at 5:49 pm I know someone who broke their coccyx this way, and had ongoing issues for months. She didn’t even start with any mobility issues.
allathian* March 31, 2023 at 3:00 am I broke my coccyx in high school when a classmate who was always pranking people pulled out my chair from under me just as I was sitting down. It hurt like nobody’s business to sit for weeks. It happened during the last week before our Christmas vacation (yes, it was, and still is called that, even though we’re a more multicultural society than we were in the late 80s) started, so at least I didn’t have to sit on the hard school chair for more than a few days. When we went back to school after 12th night, I’d got used to sitting with my weight on my thighs rather than on my seat bones, so sitting down no longer hurt. It took a while to adjust to putting weight on my seat bones again when my coccyx healed. But I was very careful to grab the seat of my chair before sitting down for years afterwards. Now I only do that if the chair is on casters.
Jim A.* March 30, 2023 at 12:16 pm I had one super abusive manager back when I was in my early 20’s. One day I took the liberty of filling the center support tube of his desk chair with chicken wings dipped in ranch.
Cease and D6* March 30, 2023 at 1:41 pm I need to know what happens when someone sits on the Wing Chair
1-800-BrownCow* March 30, 2023 at 12:56 pm I consider this maliciousness, not a prank. There’s was a person at my last job that was disliked by several people and someone put a fish between his desk and the wall and it reeked. It took a week before it was discovered and this wasn’t the person’s private office, it was in an open area with cubicles to it affected everyone sitting in that area. People were speculating who did it, but the culprit was not found.
High Score!* March 30, 2023 at 1:27 pm Back in those days, we’d put a hole in a can of tuna and put in the back of a drawer or under a desk. Toxic people paid the nose price.
Beth* March 30, 2023 at 11:15 am I’m in the hard-core anti-pranks camp (lots of trauma behind that, don’t ask). But I did have a moment when it was the birthday of our truly wonderful client services rep. The bosses had gotten her a really nice cake and card, but ended up flustered when it turned out that she was leaving early (you know, because it was her birthday). She had just stepped out to the restroom, and they were kind of dithering about how to handle it. The minute she stepped back into the office, I went up to her with a VERY concerned expression and said “Esmerelda, I know you’re just about to leave, but would you take a look at something really quick?” and led her back to her office, where the cake and card were waiting.
Dust Bunny* March 30, 2023 at 11:28 am My coworkers at one of my crappy early jobs did this: We had a late shift the night of my birthday and they told me we had to “do inventory”. Uuuugh. Except “inventory” was cake.
Clisby* March 30, 2023 at 11:44 am (Also a non-pranker) – I experienced something like this when I was pregnant with my first child. I was a computer programmer who was working a lot with a particular department on some new software, so I had gotten to know some of them pretty well. One day they called me to say there was a problem they were worried about, so I went over to see what it was. They had thrown me a small baby shower! I wore the Ohio State Rose Bowl sweatshirt for years.
La Triviata* March 30, 2023 at 12:33 pm I am generally opposed to pranks on the basis that they can go wrong. One year, a long time ago, we had a fad for decorating people’s offices. This would have been fine, but one person put candles in their target’s office with a recording of church music playing. OK, except they’d put a candle on top of a monitor (one of the big old ones) and it was about to melt into the vent slots. Another time (same office) we had a fairly new person and they locked his desk drawers. He had NO sense of humor about it and got the office handyman to use a chisel to break out the locks.
The OG Sleepless* March 30, 2023 at 1:43 pm The office manager at a previous job did that on a lot of birthdays. You halfway knew you were probably being summoned for birthday cake, but it was endearing.
Loredena* March 30, 2023 at 7:55 pm My first post college job did this on my last day there! I was completely surprised and it was really sweet.
An American(ish) Werewolf in London(ish)* March 30, 2023 at 11:15 am I worked with a very elegant and ambitious lady in her early thirties – everything was always in its place (and designer, of course). When she’d get into the office (I’m in the UK and we hot desk at tables with screens) she’d carefully arrange her keyboard, computer, pens, mug, bag and phone. She came in one morning, did all that then went to get coffee or something. We had facilities on the same floor, and I’d happened to notice a label maker. I borrowed it (with permission) and labelled EVERYTHING – I put a label reading ‘desk’ on her desk. ‘Chair’ on her chair. ‘Mug’ on her mug. ‘Umbrella’ on her umbrella. ‘Screen’ on her…well, you get the idea. (I also put googly eyes on her screen). She came back to her desk and creased up laughing – she loved it. She kept some of the labels on some of the things until COVID sent us all home. I enjoyed both the very low stakes prank and her joyful reaction to it. She has since left the company and indeed the country and I miss her.
Storm in a teacup* March 30, 2023 at 12:37 pm In my old job one of team had gotten carried away with the labeller and decided to label everything. I ended up with a labelled chair and pen – the pen was a fancy ish 4 colour one and the only one of mine never to have been ‘accidentally’ permanently borrowed by a pesky doctor. 5 years later in my new job I was using said pen in a meeting and getting very weird looks from my senior boss when I realised it was because of this labelled pen!
goddessoftransitory* March 30, 2023 at 2:53 pm Ahhh, label makers–can really make one feel like Adam in the Garden!
Nina* March 30, 2023 at 5:00 pm One of my coworkers once realized I was having issues with people stealing my gas bottle regulators (I used a very specific range and dial size that worked perfectly for my applications and other regulators Would Not Do). He brought very pretty label-maker labels, from the fancy label-maker, with roses, and NINA’S REGULATOR DO NOT EAT.
Jennifer Strange* March 30, 2023 at 11:16 am Not sure if this constitutes a prank: We have a pretty robust apprentice program at my organization, with apprentices working there for a full year. A few years back the guy who was in charge of running the program had a muted but distinct style of dress (flannel shirt, jeans, converse sneakers, sometimes a baseball cap) so the apprentices all decided for Halloween they would “go” as him that day and all dressed in those same clothes. Harmlessly amusing.
IT Heathen* March 30, 2023 at 12:33 pm I had a friend in high school I will call “Rasheeda” who had a very very specific style. She wore a denim mini skirt, a tshirt, matching Keds, and a matching headband every day. So one year for Halloween, our entire friend group (even the guys) dressed as Rasheeda. Joke was on us, that was the year Rasheeda decided to dress as Catwoman.
Sad Desk Salad* March 30, 2023 at 12:35 pm We did this once–our Ops guy always wore jeans, a blue button-down, sneakers, and was always carrying a laptop and a water bottle. Our entire team dressed as him for Halloween and came in second in the costume contest.
Sel* March 30, 2023 at 1:41 pm When I was in undergrad all the grad students in the division dressed up as one of the department’s professors for halloween. He had a very distinct look–wild, curly silvery-gray hair (not unlike Einstein, haha) and liked to wear this huge oversized bright yellow hoodie. All the grad students wore wigs and huge yellow hoodies and it was both surreal and hilarious.
not a hippo* March 30, 2023 at 1:48 pm Someone dressed up as one of the C-Suite for Halloween because he also has a pretty standard uniform: backwards baseball cap, tshirt, cargo shorts, pair of Chucks. She won the costume contest and even got mistaken for the C-Suite guy a couple of times that day!
anon for now* March 30, 2023 at 11:16 am A friend in a different division would put oragel on the tip of the straw on her coworker’s drinks. It was slow enough that people wouldn’t realize until much later that something was wrong and that they couldn’t feel their lips.
DoodleBug* March 30, 2023 at 11:24 am Oof. “Tampering with food or drink” or “sneakily substituting one food for another” is a hot button for me, especially because I have family members with severe food allergies.
Hannah Lee* March 30, 2023 at 12:07 pm And benzocaine (the active ingredient in Oragel) allergies are a thing.
Starscourge Savvy* March 30, 2023 at 12:14 pm Yeah I have to agree. This would scare the crap out of me. Not in a fun way.
Ellen Ripley* March 30, 2023 at 12:28 pm Even without allergies it’s gross to have someone handling your consumables. Who knows when the last time was that they washed their hands!
Pink Candyfloss* March 30, 2023 at 12:33 pm Same; I would not find this amusing and would be in HR’s office in a hot second. You could seriously harm another person this way.
allathian* March 31, 2023 at 3:23 am Yeah, this. Don’t tamper with people’s food or drink. At a former job they kept sugar in one of those glass jars with a steel spout on top that gives a spoonful of sugar at a time. One April 1, someone had replaced the sugar with salt, and people weren’t happy. Nobody was hurt, the first mouthful just tasted awful, but after that the office manager decided to buy portion packets of sugar instead. I also hate the needless waste of food as a general principle, so food-related pranks never land well with me. The Oragel stuff would make me think I was about to get a migraine. I tend to have sensory auras before an attack, and sometimes my whole face falls asleep, and my lips are always the first spot to lose the sense of touch. Thankfully I haven’t had more than a handful of migraine attacks in the last 15 years, but they’re unpleasant when they happen.
Lizzy* March 30, 2023 at 11:33 am Oooh, this one would really freak me out. I’m on blood thinners and they interact with a ton of apparently safe over-the-counter medications.
Carolina cardinalis* March 30, 2023 at 11:40 am I think this might be on the list of worst pranks. I would panic so hard if I realized I couldn’t feel my lips for some reason.
Bagpuss* March 30, 2023 at 12:13 pm Yeah, that’s definitely not a good one , all sorts of major problems . (I have a LOT of contact sensitivities and one life-threatening allergy – one of the things that happened when I went into anaphylactic shock was that I lost sensational my lips (and then eyelids, fingers, toes,…) I’m not sure I would go so far as to administer my epipen and call an ambulance unless I also had other symptoms, but I would definitely be extremely stressed (and I suspect it might trigger an anxiety attack, which would then create new symptoms) I would be livid if anyone did this to me.
The Gollux, Not a Mere Device* March 30, 2023 at 12:30 pm That’s a “who has a benadryl?” moment, followed by trying to remember what I ate. Even if the answer was “nothing recently” I would be worrying until your friend confessed, and then I don’t know if I’d be loudly angry, or quietly furious. That’s not even funny once, even if someone quickly reassures victim number 8 that they don’t have a new allergy, they have an obnoxious coworker, maybe this time her boss will take it seriously.
MollyMcIntire* March 30, 2023 at 11:16 am At my first job, my coworkers and I had a weird thing about Nicolas Cage. Somehow we started hiding pictures of Nicolas Cage all over the office for people to find. They’d be in the refrigerator, on the copier, on the inside of people’s doors, etc. It was always fun when you heard someone find one because they’d laugh. The only Cage that ended up being mildly disruptive (that I remember) was when one was taped on the bottom of someone’s mouse so the mouse stopped working. My office was across the hall from his and I heard him go “oh sh*t, my mouse is broken” as he wiggled it around. He finally flipped it over and busted out laughing as he saw a tiny Nicolas Cage staring up at him.
CreepyPaper* March 30, 2023 at 11:49 am We did that but with pictures of Chris Evans – the UK radio personality, not Captain America – and when I left that job five years after the prank, they still hadn’t found all the faces… I wonder if they ever found the one I hid behind a ceiling tile.
Daughter of Ada and Grace* March 30, 2023 at 11:53 am We did something similar at my office once. One of my coworkers really does not like Matthew McConaughey, for no particular reason he’s ever been able to explain. So when he was out on vacation, we printed out dozens of pictures of Matthew McConaughey and wallpapered his cubicle with them. (Another coworker who really likes Matthew McConaughey took a bunch of the pictures back to her cube when the pranked coworker took them down.)
thatlibrarylady* March 30, 2023 at 12:05 pm I work at a high school – a student did something similar but with the teacher’s yearbook photo. It’s been five years and I still find them stuffed in books.
DataSci* March 30, 2023 at 1:02 pm Back in graduate school, long enough ago that people printed out physical copies of papers to read (lots easier to make notes on them that way, at least in the early 00s), one prof was notorious for his pile-based filing system. You’d go ask him about X and he’d go about four inches from the bottom of an apparently random pile and pull out a relevant paper to consult. One of my fellow students who had him for an advisor went to the local fossil show and bought a few thin trilobite fossils, which she later slid into random locations in the piles. If he ever found them while I was there (a few more years) he never said anything. For all I know they’re still there.
Respectfully, Pumat Sol* March 30, 2023 at 12:15 pm My old job did that with George Clooney! We hid him EVERYWHERE anytime someone went out on vacation. There were two traveling cardboard standees and about a million tiny cutouts.
I edit everything* March 30, 2023 at 1:58 pm Why does this Nic Cage thing sound so familiar to me? I don’t think it happened at any place I worked, but I feel like I’ve heard about it before.
MollyMcIntire* March 30, 2023 at 2:28 pm It’s very possible whoever started it in my office was inspired by this: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6nafkq/nicolas_cage_mouse_sensor_friday/. This was posted around the same time I was in that job.
Dragonfly7* March 30, 2023 at 5:19 pm Coworkers did this to one of our administrator’s offices while he was on vacation, only with pictures of Oprah. I never did understand WHY Oprah, but he was finding pictures for months.
Maria* March 30, 2023 at 6:45 pm Hah! We did this at my office, too! Covering up the bottom of the mouse was a favorite, but we also liked to put them on random calendar days, so that the gift kept giving over the course of the year.
allhailtheboi* March 31, 2023 at 6:14 am At school the leavers would always do a prank and one year they stuck Nicolas Cage’s head on all the fire exit men. There were a few so high up that they stayed there for years.
Anonymous Pygmy Possum* March 30, 2023 at 11:17 am On Halloween at my last job, the VP had a habit of wearing a scary wolf mask and coming up behind people and scaring them. It happened to me my first year – I was talking to my officemate (and future partner) and facing away from the door, and didn’t notice him coming behind me until he made a loud noise. Probably wouldn’t have gone well with some folks, but we mostly just laughed it off.
not a hippo* March 30, 2023 at 1:54 pm My first instinct when someone creeps up behind me is to punch them (not ideal, I know. Working on it) so that would not be a fun day for anyone.
PurpleNotebook* March 30, 2023 at 11:17 am I had a virtual internship at a company where we were technical teapot designers and we had to work with the teapot owner to create his goals. This teapot owner was funny and strange and extremely good at his job. He also joined Zoom meetings from his VERY distinct and well-designed office. One day, us interns came up with a sneaky plan. I asked the teapot owner to show us something that was off screen, and when he went to grab it another intern took a screenshot of his work background. The next time we all joined a call together, we set our backgrounds as *his* distinct office on Zoom. It looked like all of us were sitting in his seat. He was confused, telling us there must have been a Zoom error that was transmitting his background onto our screens and we acted clueless, like we had no idea what was happening. Eventually, he realized it was a prank and burst out into gut-wrenching laughter. He thought it was the funniest thing he had ever seen. He forced us to show EVERY person on all the tangential teams our backgrounds and told them that story every time. It remains the only work prank that I have pulled, and it was hilarious.
OtterB* March 30, 2023 at 12:27 pm My office did this in the early days of wfh. We were enjoying people’s home offices and just learning how to do zoom backgrounds, and we pranked our boss by taking a screenshot of someone’s particularly cozy looking home office, sharing it around, and all showing up at the next staff meeting working from Coworker’s office.
La Triviata* March 30, 2023 at 12:37 pm Remember the lawyer who got stuck with a filter of a cat as his screen for a hearing? He kept saying he wasn’t a cat, but the judge postponed the hearing until he no longer looked like a cat. Well, soon after that, a remote first year law class all turned up in class as that cat. The professor found it amusing, if I recall correctly.
Firestar* March 30, 2023 at 12:56 pm that video should not have existed, as it says that recording it is illegal
casdrax* March 30, 2023 at 2:48 pm one of my colleagues did this to an exboss of ours. exboss has since left the company and his background is still a favorite for members of our team.
NotBatman* March 30, 2023 at 3:37 pm That is amazing! That whole subgenre of excellent Zoom-background pranks that sprung up in 2020 was great: putting a “clone” of yourself in the background of the call, setting your background to look like you were in the Oval Office, adding Tom Cruise to your otherwise normal-looking kitchen, etc.
Ivana Tinkle* March 30, 2023 at 5:20 pm A colleague & I do this – during particularly boring meetings we change our Teams backgrounds every few minutes. It’s quite fun watching the faces to see who notices & is then trying not to snigger while the boss is talking!
SarahKay* March 30, 2023 at 11:17 am I worked on a team where, for a while, one of the team found it funny to swap the keys over on people’s keyboards. For ‘hunt and peck’ people this was quite effective – then she did it to me. I touch-type and since she’d only mixed up keys within their rows I didn’t even notice until I saw her staring at me, flabbergasted, as I merrily typed away as normal. The next person she did it to also touch-typed, at which point she lost interest in the whole thing.
NotRealAnonForThis* March 30, 2023 at 1:17 pm Yep, this was the retaliation towards me (after a computer based prank I listed above) foiled by the fact that I don’t hunt and peck. Shrug.
nekosan* March 30, 2023 at 2:41 pm Oh, yeah, I’ve had this happen to me a few times! I don’t think of myself as a touch typist, but I’m enough of one that I’ve not noticed keys being swapped.
DataSci* March 30, 2023 at 6:48 pm I hadn’t realized touch typing was uncommon enough that people hadn’t even heard of it! interesting.
allathian* March 31, 2023 at 3:45 am Yes, very. I don’t type with the proper fingering positions, but close enough that I very rarely have to look at the keyboard. Very handy, because I can look at the screen most of the time while I type. I only hunt and peck for the Ctrl and Alt keys. I also taught myself, which is why it’s so unsystematic. But the main thing is that I have the Finnish version of the QWERTY keyboard (including the letters Å, Ä, and Ö) in my muscle memory.
GirlBob* March 31, 2023 at 11:33 am Slooooooowly. (Actually, this isn’t even necessarily true — one of my good friends had, for YEARS, this amazing two-fingered typing style with her two index fingers which was basically ten-fingered touch typing and nearly as fast, but with only two fingers. I don’t know how she did it, I’m an extremely good touch-typist but I would be hitting wrong keys all over the place. And then one day she just… didn’t any more, she switched over to ten-fingered typing just like that. I was gobsmacked.)
Turquoisecow* March 30, 2023 at 4:58 pm I remember a few of my coworkers complaining that they were having trouble typing because the letters were starting to wear off on their keyboards after many years of typing. I looked at my keyboard and realized a few letters on mine were also no longer visible. I hadn’t noticed.
Katherine Boag* March 31, 2023 at 2:30 pm Had the same keyboard at home for 15 years, WASD and M (map) have completely worn off
Quinalla* April 1, 2023 at 7:42 pm This is a great prank and I would have the same reaction, probably not notice as yeah I touch type as well – not perfectly (I cross the home row, don’t know the proper fingers for the number keys, etc.) but I would not notice if the keys were the same shape/size. What you should do to a touch typist is swap their keyboard for one with slightly different locations/size of the delete key, etc.
Beboots* March 30, 2023 at 11:17 am I was not involved in this one but it was notorious that year… I used to work at a historic site, where there were dozens of us in historical costumes, staffing buildings and interpreting the past for visitors. There was one building on site that the public strongly believed was haunted because of a poorly made ghost hunting “documentary” in the 1990s (full of insulting facts, like the idea that the father of the household deliberately killed a disabled son that never actually existed – and we knew it was wrong, because his elderly daughter was still alive and was always upset when she heard people say her father murdered a brother that never existed). Anyway, the staff were always very firm on the idea that even if ghosts existed, this building was never haunted. One of the duties that staff were supposed to do when they started their shift was do a walk through of the whole building and open up the curtains, make sure that the back door was unlocked, etc., and to inspect the rooms to make sure nothing was missing or out of place. But some staff were notorious for arriving at the last minute and not doing the full walk through of the upstairs rooms before settling in for the day. Some staff from another team got some of the Halloween decorations out of storage and in the morning, before the park opened, snuck upstairs in that building and brought a whole fake coffin upstairs and put it in the room made up to look like a child’s bedroom. The staff member who was in the building that day apparently didn’t notice until mid-afternoon, when a visitor absently asked them who had died. I’m told that this staff member was much more diligent about the start of day walk throughs after that.
NTA* March 30, 2023 at 11:17 am Here’s one for the worst: I just saw this one on Am I the Assh*le – a veterinarian assistant pranked a new coworker by telling them to get really close to a dog’s behind when expressing anal glands. The new coworker got a full face of dog… stinky juice and most people voted “YTA”
Dust Bunny* March 30, 2023 at 11:24 am Former veterinary assistant: Definitely the AH. Big time. Honestly, I think this would get someone fired at the places I worked.
A Becky* March 30, 2023 at 2:09 pm It very nearly did. They were given an Extremely Stern Warning and put on two weeks of skunk duty.
goddessoftransitory* March 30, 2023 at 3:01 pm I assume skunk duty is the expressing of dogs and not actual walking/feeding of skunks. And serve them right.
Nannerdoodle* March 30, 2023 at 3:36 pm It’s a vet office/wildlife sanctuary. It’s 2 weeks of actual skunk duty per the post.
Nannerdoodle* March 30, 2023 at 3:35 pm The person who did it was suspended without pay for a week. They didn’t seem to grasp how bad it was, so I’m sure they don’t realize how close they are to being fired.
DisneyChannelThis* March 30, 2023 at 12:42 pm Someone made a comment there I really agree with, that now the new employee will have to second guess and hesitate anytime anyone there gives her instructions. Which is going to be annoying for existing workers, and potentially dangerous since animals do react unpredictably and quickly. That trust isn’t easily repaired. I would fire the one who told her to do so.
not a hippo* March 30, 2023 at 2:12 pm I’d fire that assistant/tech on the spot but having worked in vet clinics, my guess is the hospital manager didn’t want to because “it’s so hard to find good staff”
Peanut Hamper* March 30, 2023 at 11:18 am Also at my last job– It was just after Valentine’s Day and kids’ valentines were on clearance so low they were practically free. I found a couple of boxes of Hello Kitty valentines that included Hello Kitty eraser. They were cheap, cute, and small enough to hide one in your hand. I spent the next few months just randomly dropping them on people’s desks when they weren’t looking. Nobody could figure out where they were coming from. It was delicious.
Meeeeeeeeee* March 30, 2023 at 12:31 pm I did something similar at my last job. One of my direct reports loved Pepsi, so I bought a 6-pack and would leave one at her desk at random times when she wasn’t around. Eventually I recruited other people to drop them off when I was out of the office. She accused me of being her “Pepsi fairy”, but was never 100% sure.
ferrina* March 30, 2023 at 1:12 pm The Pepsi fairy! There’s two of us! I also had a colleague who loved Pepsi and drank 1 or 2 cans per day. When she took a (very well-earned) vacation, I put 60 or 70 cans of Pepsi around her cubicle. Under her keyboard, under her pen jar, in all of the upper filing cabinets she had, pretty much anywhere I could. She was delighted when she got back and had a month’s supply of Pepsi already waiting for her.
legal rugby* March 30, 2023 at 11:18 am This was in the Army National Guard – I was on the full time professional staff that over saw the brigade operations. So national guard, which means we drew strongly from our local area, but also military, with a lot of heirarchy. Our Brigade SGM – senior leader on the enlisted side, so think head of logistics and HR for 1200 soldiers – was a HUUUUUGE fan of the main rival to our local football team. Like, framed tickets on the wall, signed helmets on his shelf, he tried to get the logo on the unit coin before word got out and all the local fans rioted. Local team hadn’t won against rival in 5-6 year at this point; SGM takes a Monday off because he is travelling to rival city to watch local team lose. Local team pulls off an upset and beats them on their home turf, without local teams starting QB. SGM was smart enough to lock his office before he left. However, right after PT monday, one of the captains came in with a couple packs of local team colors balloons, and removed the ceiling drop tile, reached over and removed the other. Everyone took 15 mins or so that day to fill up a couple dozen balloons. End of the day, we removed the ladder and replaced the tiles. By the time the SGM came in Tuesday morning, his locked office had been filled by about 600 black and purple balloons. None of us were brave enough to be standing there when he opened it thought.
learnedthehardway* March 30, 2023 at 11:49 am I love that one!! When I was in the Reserves (Canadian equivalent to Army National Guard), I was on a major exercise with Regular Forces. I was a very green medic assigned to an experienced combat hospital team. They were amazing guys, and it was a great experience. At one point, I realized that all of their coffee cups were stained brown – it was a “thing” that they only rinsed them to let the brown stains build up. Each person had their own melamine mug as part of their personal kit, and it usually lived on your combat harness. As a joke, I replaced the sergeant’s badly stained mug with my brand new one, without him noticing until he went to have a cup of coffee. His eyes bugged out when he saw the mug was clean, and he was about to clobber me before I produced his own mug. The rest of the team had a good laugh and the sergeant told me I was braver than I knew. Turned out the guys were also rather superstitious about their mugs – one did NOT scrub the mugs – it was considered bad luck.
Turquoisecow* March 30, 2023 at 5:06 pm We once had the brilliant idea at Old Job to fill a vacationing coworker’s office with balloons but after doing about a dozen we realized it would take a LOT of time so we just stuffed them under his desk so he’d see them when he went to sit down. We also had a cardboard cutout of baseball player Mike Trout, and he was folded into the chair. We got a a lot of use out of the Mike Trout cardboard cutout.
Former Retail Lifer* March 30, 2023 at 11:19 am I work in property management, and this prank was going around the industry for a while, complete with videos: someone in the office made an urgent call to maintenance saying there was water all over the floor. Maintenance would rush down, thinking there was a huge leak, but someone had just…placed bottles of water all over the floor.
Punkzilla* March 30, 2023 at 11:19 am At one of my jobs, my co-worker and I bought a life-sized plastic skeleton and left it in my manager’s desk when he was gone for a week. The skeleton has come with me to my new job, and frequently get put in people’s desks, or set in the “lobby” at Halloween time. Same job, I built a little shrine to him at his desk when he was out on vacation for a week. Print off and framed pictures of him and had those faux tea candles all over his desk. Same job, again, and my coworker hung a wrestling poster on the back of our other manager’s door, so she’d see it the next time she closed her office door (which she didn’t do often). For some reason this really pissed her off.
Anna Badger* March 31, 2023 at 9:50 am I also worked in a place with 2 skeletons! and also live sized cutouts of Nicholas Cage and The Rock. I once walked into the office and my boss was at the end of my desk with a very unconvincing “everything is completely normal” expression on his face. we had a new hire starting and I thought something had gone wrong with her, but actually someone had just got one of the skeletons settled at my desk, typing on my keyboard with terrible wrist technique. for some reason the skeletons continued to live with my team through several desk moves, which meant I once found myself ducking out of shot balancing a disembodied skeleton hand on a board so that the social media team could do a post about one skeleton proposing to the other on February 29th.
I Wish I Had a Fancy User Name* March 30, 2023 at 11:20 am We have a colleague whose birthday is on April 1. One year, a couple of staff pranked him bu individually wrapped everything on his desk — desktop computer, monitor, laptop, phone, tape dispenser, stapler, pen/pencil caddy, sticky notes, coffee mug, etc. — in birthday paper for a prank. He thought it was hilarious. The perpetrators were very hush-hush; no one knew it was them until about five years later, when one of them revealed the prank in his retirement speech, and gave us all the opportunity to laugh about it a second time, especially since it was someone we’d never suspected.
Willow Pillow* March 30, 2023 at 11:55 am I did that for Christmas last year – I even found Trolls wrapping paper someone was giving away on Facebook!
Bitsy* March 30, 2023 at 11:20 am A friend had a coworker who was dating a high powered oil executive who somehow got the two of them invited to the Oscars. The coworker came back to the office describing how she’d met some French actress? She didn’t know who she was? But she seemed famous? Eventually my friend figured out that the coworker had met Catherine Deneuve. On April 1st I called their office and my friend answered the phone. I put on a French accent and asked for the coworker. When my friend asked who she should say is calling I replied, in my bad French accent, “Catherine. Catherine Deneuve.” My friend was shocked into silence. Moments later I burst into laughter and the jig was up.
Dust Bunny* March 30, 2023 at 11:21 am I used to work for a veterinarian. One of my bosses owned several Chinese crested dogs. One day we had to shave a chow chow for a major surgery, so we stuffed an envelope full of chow fur and mailed it to Boss under the care of the “Chinese Crested Dog Charitable Hair Fund”. (He thought it was hilarious.)
Artemesia* March 30, 2023 at 11:31 am Funny. But what would possess anyone to get many of these hideous dogs?
Dust Bunny* March 30, 2023 at 11:38 am To each their own, I guess? I can think of a lot of very popular dog breeds that I, personally, would not want to live with.
CommanderBanana* March 30, 2023 at 11:55 am Well, they’re affectionate, playful, smart and don’t shed, so. I think they’re adorable, like little ponies.
Artemesia* March 30, 2023 at 10:53 pm there is an annual ugly dog competition; often a Chinese crested — it is a short step from cute little pony to demon dog.
ADidgeridooForYou* March 30, 2023 at 11:22 am While I was working at one of my old jobs, there was a viral picture going around of a (healthy and adorable) puppy with a birth defect that made a tiny, curly little tail grow out of its forehead. I joked that it was absolutely horrifying and I never wanted to see it again. When I went out to grab coffee, she proceeded to print out dozens of tiny pictures of the puppy and put it in every conceivable hidden nook and cranny of my workspace. I was finding those things for weeks. I’d be on the phone with a customer, reach into my pencil holder to grab a pen, and bam – surprise puppy. The prank made everyone laugh and the pictures were tiny so they didn’t even waste much paper. Win-win!
M_Lynn* March 30, 2023 at 12:26 pm Wait I did this too…. If you are my coworker you didn’t find this as funny as I did and I felt very bad about it!
M_Lynn* March 30, 2023 at 12:28 pm Text messages have confirmed that yes, I am the former coworker/pranker in question!
ADidgeridooForYou* March 31, 2023 at 1:02 pm Hahaha, as the coworker, I found it hilarious! I’m just bad at expressing emotions it seems!
Cupcake* March 30, 2023 at 11:22 am My former workplace had a light NFL rivalry. 49ers vs. Raiders. One day Niner fan’s optical mouse won’t work. he taps it, moves it fast, clicks the buttons. nothing works. He flipped it over and discovers a Raiders sticker covering the red light. he groans and laughter erupts from the Raider fan’s cubicle.
ChatGPT* March 30, 2023 at 11:22 am Our small coffee area served as a space to put out for consumption any edible goodies that vendors brought in, which would happen about once a week on average. The vendor would of course leave a business card so that people would know who their benefactor was. Employees would also put out leftovers and offcasts of all sorts – cake left over from a weekend birthday party, off brand tea that Aunt Gladys gave them three years ago, expired breakfast bars, home baked goods with no flavor etc. You get the idea. No matter what was put out, it would always be hoovered up within hours, and certainly by the end of the day. So I wondered if there was anything that wouldn’t get hoovered up and decided to place a Napa cabbage, sliced and ready for serving, along with a fake business card. The card was from a “Bob Loblaw” (say it out loud…) at the vague sounding firm of “Loblaw Consulting” and the address and phone number were for a guy who had recently left us – just in case anyone decided to dial him up. Fans of Arrested Development will certainly recall the running gag about Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog but very few coworkers picked up on that. It was the delight of my career to overhear our CFO say rather loudly “Bob Loblaw? Who’s Bob Loblaw?” To the best of my knowledge, nobody partook of the cabbage. But I wouldn’t rule it out.
Random Dice* March 30, 2023 at 3:58 pm I’m giggling over here. Once my coworkers put out a bowl of those cheesy puff chips, the kind that are shaped like a C that’s been partway straightened. An hour later, over the empty bowl, they informed us that they had been those dissolving packing peanuts. We had noted that they were surprisingly non-cheesy, but it didn’t stop us!
Francie Foxglove* March 30, 2023 at 10:15 pm Uh, seriously? Last I heard, those things are toxic. Maybe not the ones you guys ate, though.
allathian* March 31, 2023 at 4:04 am There are some that are made from corn starch, basically the same stuff that’s in cheese puffs. Some eco-friendly companies use them because they’re compostable and dissolve in water. They don’t have any nutritional value and aren’t manufactured in a food-safe environment, so I wouldn’t eat them in any quantity myself.
Francie Foxglove* April 1, 2023 at 11:19 am Well, okay! Yeah, I figured since you’re still around to tell the tale…
Robert Loblow* March 30, 2023 at 7:23 pm I’m from the UK and the name joke just wasn’t making sense until I tried saying it with an American accent.
allhailtheboi* March 31, 2023 at 6:23 am Same, I was sat in my office unintentionally mimicking Mr Blobby.
ChatGPT* March 31, 2023 at 8:06 am Check out “Bob Loblaw” clips on YouTube, or better yet check out the series. American shows usually sand off the rough edges and dumb it down (which is why I prefer British comedy series), but Arrested Development was sharp and funny with many recurrent ridiculous puns and characters.
Vio* April 1, 2023 at 4:11 am I actually had to google it before it made sense to me. Had never noticed that Americans pronounce it as “blaw” instead of “blar”, guess it’s not one that comes up much.
Firefighter (Metaphorical)* April 2, 2023 at 4:48 am Omg thank you, that would have passed me by completely!
Alton Brown's Evil Twin* March 30, 2023 at 11:24 am April Fool’s prank: I worked for a Pentagon contractor that was just branching out into commercial work in the 90s. We were proposing a communications/automation thing to a national newspaper (this was before newspapers were really on the Internet to any large degree, and they mostly used these highly specialized word processing minicomputer systems). We were just down to the final back-and-forth with them. I left a voicemail message over lunch with the project accounting person who was doing the pricing calculations – markups on hardware & software, schedule of payments, etc. “Hey, Wakeena, I got a call from the paper. They are trying to do some different cash flow management techniques, and so they are wondering if we can give them the option of paying in Japanese Yen instead of dollars. So if you could just project the dollar-yen exchange rate out for the net 18 months and provide a separate payments table I’d really appreciate it.” She called me after lunch and said in a very uneasy voice “So, uhhhh, I got your voicemail, and, uhhhhh, I have some questions?” I replied, “Yeah, that should be pretty straightforward, right? They’re really interested in that.” I let her hang for another few seconds before I told her it was a prank – she took it well and burst out laughing.
QuilterGirl* March 30, 2023 at 11:24 am My coworker had two computers, a Mac and a PC, next to each other on his desk. I unplugged and switched his keyboards. He was so used to seeing both that he didn’t notice the switch, couldn’t figure out what was wrong with his computers. Even our boss was like, gosh that’s weird, they both broke at the same time? He escalated to a tech support call and when the tech came we all had a good laugh and went to lunch together.
miss.el* March 30, 2023 at 11:24 am I was working at a small company with a very flat structure. Our only VP was away for a week at a conference, and we made a giant, human sized effigy of him out of those big water cooler bottles stacked on top of each other, taped on yardsticks for arms, and a printed out picture of him for the face. We set this up in front of his desk as if it was working and we treated it like a valued coworker and friend. I think the VP was honored by our tribute when he got back but wasn’t too pleased about having to put back the very heavy water bottles on his own.
Not an April fool* March 30, 2023 at 11:24 am When my coworker turned 40 we put a sign on her desk chair saying “Please reserve this seating for the elderly”.
1-800-BrownCow* March 30, 2023 at 1:09 pm I’m 46 and laughed pretty hard at this. I could see my 55 year old and 60 year old coworkers that I share an office with doing this to me.
londonedit* March 31, 2023 at 4:10 am I’m 41 and I would have chuckled if someone had done that for my birthday. Know your audience, I guess?
DataSci* March 30, 2023 at 1:10 pm And appropriately enough, 40+ is where age becomes a protected class for the HR discrimination complaint I sincerely hope you received. This sort of thing can be funny among family and friends – I know a volunteer firefighter who filled out an official burn permit for his wife’s 40th birthday party candles – but is not appropriate at the office.
ICodeForFood* March 30, 2023 at 3:03 pm I think you have to know the prank-ee to know if it’s OK or not. I’m older than all of my coworkers, and in many cases we’ve established that I am slightly older than their parents! But we all respect each other, and if they did this to me, I would laugh hysterically! But that’s because I know they respect my knowledge and abilities…
Despachito* March 30, 2023 at 4:57 pm This is definitely a read-the-room case. I’d definitely find it much more funny if YOU (as the older one) did it to THEM though.
sara* March 30, 2023 at 11:24 am I used to work somewhere where about 8 people shared 2 computers (we only needed them occasionally). There was a standing prank/reminder that if you left yourself logged in, an email would be sent on your behalf to the team with something hilarious. It was meant to be a super obviously fake email that was a spoof on the person who’d stayed logged in. I didn’t usually fall for it (nor was that the point), but one time I (thankfully quietly) got super excited by an email and totally fell for it. “Hugh” sent an email saying that he was quitting to go work overseas in an adjacent-but-extreme version of our field. I both really hated working with him and also wanted his job, so fell for it and was quietly planning how to apply for his job. I only believed it for a few hours but they were a joyful few hours… This practice ended up not lasting very long – basically we moved to a bigger office area and also a bunch of paper things got digitized so we would need way more computer time.
Barb* March 30, 2023 at 11:25 am Small medical office, we played a prank on the head doctor. Most of the female staff (other doc, NPs, secretary) individually told him in confidence that they were pregnant and all with similar due dates, asking him to please not tell anyone yet. So he worked all day thinking he was going to have almost no staff in a few months. We told him at the end of the day it was just a prank and he was very relieved. But the real joke was on the secretary who found out shortly afterward that she really was (happily) pregnant!
Barb* March 30, 2023 at 11:27 am And a few years later the other doc and one of the NPs really did have babies within a few weeks of each other.
Silver Robin* March 30, 2023 at 4:50 pm They tempted fate and fate followed through! Hope all their pregnancies went well!
Might Be Spam* March 30, 2023 at 2:16 pm I started a new job and my new boss wanted to prank her boss by telling him I was pregnant already and left pregnancy pamphlets on my desk. She didn’t know I actually was pregnant. She was Not Pleased when I announced my actual pregnancy a few months later.
Marxamod* March 30, 2023 at 11:26 am My company’s internal white pages are set up such that you can click someone’s number on the website and your desk phone will dial theirs. One year for April 1st the internal dev team made the little pop up for say the CEOs name no matter who you clicked. Apparently it was a record number of hang ups.
Charlotte* March 30, 2023 at 11:26 am I worked for a Catholic organization that somehow got its hands on a life-size cardboard cutout of Pope Francis. We left it in shadowy corners and hallways for months on end, waiting for people to find themselves suddenly face-to-face with it. The most successful was just leaving it in the microwave nook of the lunchroom, where people would go to heat up their food and be surprised to find it leering over them. So many people terrorized by the Pope!
Charlotte* March 30, 2023 at 11:43 am (To be clear – this was widely seen as fun and funny! There’s a brief moment of surprise when you think someone is standing in a strange spot and then lots of laughter all round when you realize it’s the Pope.)
Silver Robin* March 30, 2023 at 4:52 pm I would absolutely be down for Weekend-at-Bernies-ing that cut out. Set him up at a desk doing work. In the break room having lunch. Leading a meeting. And then a little slideshow or video of his “day at the office”.
Just Another Zebra* March 30, 2023 at 11:27 am My coworker went on vacation for a week, and myself and another coworker would usually decorate his desk with bizarre decorations from the dollar store or found around the office. This time, though, I wanted to do something more subtle. I took screenshots of his desktop, then set those screenshots as his background. I took all his icons off the desktop and dropped them into a folder. It looked like his normal desktop, but none of the “icons” worked (because they were just part of the picture in the background. Then, I put a little piece of tape over his mouse sensor. When he came back, he was VERY confused why his computer wasn’t working. I kept quiet until he grumbled about having to call our notoriously bad IT guy, and then showed him what I did. He thought it was a clever prank and asked how I did it. He’ll still bring it up, and it’s a fun joke between us.
Artemesia* March 30, 2023 at 11:27 am When I was a teacher in the late 60s one of my colleagues who was a world traveler was asked to give a talk about Russia to a class of 5th graders. Apparently they misbehaved and were rude and the teacher made them write letters of apology. The letters arrived at our shared office space (8 or us in the department were in that one office). WE opened and read the letters. And then we got out lined paper of various sorts and printed joke apology letters — from Johnny who is sorry he was making out with Susie in the back of the class. etc etc. We did 4 mildly hilarious letters and interleaved them in the stack of apology notes and slid them back in the envelope. Our colleague thought they were hilarious and started to share them with others and it got out of control; we had to come clean before they got published in the local teacher newsletter.
Definitely not linking a name to this one* March 30, 2023 at 11:27 am I used to work at an amusement park, on a boat ride where you save guests from a very famous shark. This was many years ago, I was young and (in retrospect) kind of dumb. I saw that a local party story was selling mini rubber ducks, and I thought it would be absolutely hilarious to buy a bunch and chuck them in the water of the ride. I bought a ton, and loaded my very deep pockets with probably 30 or so ducks. When I was on boat, every time we got to a dark part of the ride with a camera blindspot and some action that meant the guests weren’t looking at me, I’d grab a couple of handfuls and chuck them in.It took a few hours for them to cycle through the ride, and I was very excited for my fellow employees to notice- I thought it was a hilarious and light hearted way to give my friends a laugh. Well, people noticed and it got called into the tech team, who were absolutely furious. There were effects that happened in the ride, include great jets of water shooting into the air towards the boats at high speed to simulate gun shots. There was (completely valid) concerns that the plastic ducks would get launched at guests and employees at high speeds, so they ended up shutting down the ride for several hours while the technicians had to go fish all of them out. Leadership were livid, and tried to figure out who perpetrated the duck fiasco, but I had been really careful to cover my tracks- there was no footage of me, I had told no one, there was literally nothing linking it to me. They brought people in for individual interviews, including me, but I played super dumb and was never suspected by anyone except for one random employee who, day of the prank, walked up to me, looked me dead in the eyes, and said “I know it was you”. No idea how he figured it out, but I didn’t admit to it to him, and he never shared with anyone his suspicions. In hindsight, what a stupid thing to pull. It was genuinely with good intentions, but I really didn’t think it through, and now that I’m a full fledged adult, I would never do something like this if the opportunity arose haha
Lexi Vipond* March 30, 2023 at 11:39 am I wonder if he said ‘I know it was you’ to everyone to see the reactions!
Definitely not linking a name to this one* March 30, 2023 at 12:17 pm Haha! That never occurred to me, but that’s very plausible. He was SO convincing, but you *did* have to audition to work on this ride, so maybe his acting skills were just on point hahaha
Serious Silly Putty* March 30, 2023 at 11:27 am Our ED was leaving (on good terms) and a colleague was going to be interim ED (which we all supported). On her last day, she made a joke about him making changes to her office, to which he replied, “oh that’s already happened.” We all go to her office to see the door had his name and credentials mounted on it. (he had used the laser cutter to make it himself.) He took it down the next day when he actually started, as power trips like that aren’t his thing. But it made a great photo opp!
Cheesesticks* March 30, 2023 at 11:28 am I worked in the electronics industry and we all had to wear the bright blue smocks. My manager had a full grey beard and looked like Papa Smurf so that was his nickname. I was leaving the job to move out of state. One day while he was gone I printed out about 100, 2 inch pictures of Papa Smurf and cut them out. I placed them everywhere in his desk, in his files, under his coffee mug. That is my best prank I pulled.
Good Enough For Government Work* March 30, 2023 at 11:29 am I and a group of friends post-it-noted a colleague’s chair, desk, screen, etc. We had an absolute ball, and our victim cracked up too. My favourite thing was about a week later, when the victim finally opened the top drawer in his desk (which he’d left unlocked), and burst out laughing when he found we’d post-itted INSIDE THE DRAWER too…
The post-its are coming from inside the notebook* March 30, 2023 at 11:34 am My office-mate post-it-ed my desk, monitor, chair, etc. while I was on vacation. Reportedly, he was told to stop wasting time by our great-grand-boss, but he finished the prank anyways. I found the last (or was it?) post-it in a notebook YEARS later, after we had moved offices and my coworker had left the company. He also put some inside the drawer, and on the December page of my wall calendar!
Kat* March 30, 2023 at 11:29 am A bunch of my coworkers and I went to a conference for a week. While we were gone, the remaining people in the department wrapped our desks in Christmas wrapping paper. One of my friends got really into it and wrapped everything for a guy on his team, including the mouse, mouse pad, and each individual pen in his pen cup! We all had a good laugh about it, and the only person that wasn’t happy about it was one of the managers, but I’m pretty sure it’s because that dude was allergic to fun.
Take a Gander* March 30, 2023 at 11:29 am A bird. My old supervisor had always talked about how he wanted a bird because he thought they were cool. One day a bunch of the crew thought it would be hilarious to buy the boss a bird. They did not take into account that the bird was an actual living creature in need of care. They all pitched in and bought a little cockatoo bird named Cooper and left it in his office on top of a shelf. It took him a solid 5 minutes to find out where the chirping was coming from and he was flabbergasted. After getting over his initial shock, he thought it was hilarious until he discovered that nobody planned on keeping the bird. Thankfully, one of the other supervisors in our office raised birds but it took a solid two weeks to convince his wife to take Cooper. Let me tell you, that bird was a MENACE. A menace who was rather adept at escaping his cage. He bit everyone, yelled all the time, dive bombed innocent passersby and he pooped on EVERYTHING. It was a long couple of weeks working in fear of that little devil.
Zweisatz* April 2, 2023 at 5:24 am Yeah, they live long and have high needs. Would have been better off to buy a plastic bird and play some bird sounds…
zinzarin* March 30, 2023 at 1:31 pm Cockatiels are smart. I wouldn’t be surprised if Cooper realized quickly that he wasn’t wanted and was simply acting out in response.
3DogNight* March 30, 2023 at 3:31 pm This reminds me, what ever happened to the turtles that were given to an office to take care of in September of 2021?
DarthVelma* March 30, 2023 at 11:29 am My mom worked doing transcription for a local doctor who was best friends with a local dentist. They did all sorts of stuff to each other. I remember driving up to the office with my mom one weekend to pick up some work. When she came back to the car she was laughing so hard she was almost crying. When she went to open her boss’ office door to go grab a tape, it was filled floor to ceiling with balloons. She made sure none escaped before closing the door. I heard from the dentist later that the doctor retaliated by affixing Oreo cookies all over his office desk with double-sided tape.
PNut Gallery* March 30, 2023 at 11:29 am Good pranks: I used to put googly eyes in random places. On a fake plant in the women’s bathroom, on a calculator, etc. I loved that people seemed to enjoy finding them because no one took them down. Someone signed up another co-worker to receive random samples from companies. He’d get all sorts of things – adult diapers, anti-snoring nose strips, baby stuff, toothpaste. He never complained, as far as I know, and no one knows who did it. Bad prank: We all worked in an open cubicle farm and were supposed to lock our computers if we left our desk at all. Often when people forgot to someone else would send a cute email to the team from their PC or change the wallpaper – all harmless. But one person took it too far and posted a fake update on a guy’s Facebook that had his family and friends worried and calling him. After that it was written into the rules that messing with someone else’s PC could mean termination.
Ace in the Hole* March 30, 2023 at 12:00 pm Everything is better with googly eyes. I got a good deal on a huge pack of jumbo sized ones and stuck them on everything one morning – including our loaders and excavators. They looked like silly mechanical dinosaurs, it was a hoot. This was at the height of the pandemic when we all desperately needed a laugh.
ChatGPT* March 30, 2023 at 11:29 am Our state went on a roundabout building binge in the 20-teens and boy was this traffic device controversial! Most people love them now, but every time a new one was announced it caused a lot of negative talk and anxiety from people who I guess were weirdly attached to traffic lights. Realizing that fear and anxiety often leads to people short circuiting their critical reasoning skills, I decided to dummy up a very official looking public meeting announcement about a roundabout just off our parking lot. Like a really ridiculous spot for a roundabout. I copied the format of a recent notice of public meeting from another project and replaced relevant details, map sections etc. I also set the public meeting for April 31 just to head off anyone actually showing up. Just before our official starting time I left a copy on most of the major printers on two floors and waited. Within 15 minutes the productivity dive was palpable as the predictable rabble-rousers made copies of it and passed it around. Certain people were losing it, holding court amongst their cube-mates and denouncing the roundabout. I’d estimate that for at least 45 minutes we lost 50% of our staff productivity. At some point someone noticed that April 31 didn’t exist and so they called someone they knew at the town hall to let them know there was a mistake on the meeting notice; they were passed along to someone else who actually WAS working on a roundabout plan for that intersection!! At that point I had to intervene and “end the simulation” as it was getting out of hand. But it still took another 15 minutes to stamp out the flames, so to speak.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* March 30, 2023 at 12:05 pm … I don’t think I have ever met anybody who likes roundabouts, haha.
Rasberry* March 30, 2023 at 12:31 pm Hah! My city has had them long enough that everyone LOVES them and we are now in a two year war where the city is having to put in a traffic light in an area that can’t fit a traffic circle and people are acting like it would be Armageddon.
Little Bobby Tables* March 30, 2023 at 1:07 pm I have found roundabouts to be an amusing way to get rid of tailgaters if their car is less maneuverable than mine.
AlwhoisThatAl* March 31, 2023 at 10:10 am A trick pulled off so often in my classic ’70s Mini. Yes, I can go around a roundabout at the same speed I entered it, that why they won so many rallies.
zinzarin* March 30, 2023 at 1:35 pm Glad I could change that for you today; I love roundabouts! What’s not to like? They’re both safer and faster than stops or lights.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* March 30, 2023 at 2:17 pm Not when people don’t know how to drive in them and are routinely slamming on their brakes halfway (or farther) into the circle, heh.
Sorrischian* March 30, 2023 at 3:13 pm I love actual roundabouts, but there’s a bunch of residential neighborhoods in my city with “roundabouts” that are actually two-way stop sign intersections with an island in the middle making you do an awkward little swerve. Those, I hate.
Wait, what?* March 30, 2023 at 1:36 pm A few years ago, my hometown made a proposal to revamp a street that goes through the Old Money part of town. They proposed to cut down dozens of mature trees, remove the boulevard, move the sidewalks, add extra lanes for cars, bike lanes, and a roundabout. It would have been the only roundabout in town. People on that street flipped the entire way out. After a lot of push back, the municipality changed their proposal to only cut down 2 trees that needed cutting down anyway, put in a stoplight instead of roundabout, no extra lanes for cars, but still add a bike lane. This proposal was accepted. I am *certain* the municipality only ever wanted to add a bike lane. The roundabout was just a threat.
Wingwing* March 30, 2023 at 2:58 pm People who don’t know how to drive or who drive like jerks sure seem to hate them, is more my experience!
Dragonfly7* March 30, 2023 at 6:42 pm I love them as long as they follow the normal rule of yielding to the folks who are already in it. There is a major, multi-lane one near me where the folks already in the circle have to yield to the cars entering the circle, but only at one of the five entrances. I have nearly caused accidents or nearly been hit by others enough times that I go out of my way to avoid that one.
Samwise* March 30, 2023 at 11:54 pm I love them! There are quite a few of them around our campus. Traffic flows, even when it’s quite busy. (Traffic jams used to happen daily between 4:30 and 6.) It’s bad at the start of every school year, but once all the noobs figure it out, all’s well again.
DataSci* March 30, 2023 at 1:16 pm I live in the DC area, and I find circles (as we call them here) very stressful. You wait so long for an opening! And then hope someone from the inner ring doesn’t change lanes into the outer at the last second. With lights at least there are clear “your turn now” times.
ferrina* March 30, 2023 at 1:27 pm Truth! I love small town roundabouts (even small city’s), but the D.C. roundabouts are horrid.
Moby Duck* March 31, 2023 at 3:48 pm roundabouts and trafffic circles are different beasts. Traffic circles are much more dangerous (and stressful!) than roundabouts because the give way rules are opposite for each. There is a fascinating Tom Scott video about it
Random Dice* April 1, 2023 at 2:29 pm That’s hilarious that you chose the most ridiculous place for a fake roundabout… and the city was actually planning it! That’s just perfect.
Lex Talionis* March 30, 2023 at 11:29 am I am in Pharma / biotech and I worked in a satellite office. I came back from a trip to corporate to find my cubicle FILLED with packing peanuts. My colleagues were laying in wait to take a picture of my reaction. I fulfilled their visual expectations. When we were bought a few years later the picture showed up in the retrospective company history.
Lynn* March 30, 2023 at 11:30 am I did a few pre-pandemic… 1) Plugged the usb receiver for my bluetooth mouse into a coworker’s computer when he was out. My coworker and I ferociously messaged each other as we watched him try to work on a ppt, and then I would periodically move the mouse. Eventually he declared that windows hated him and it was time to go home. He left early and we retrieved the usb. 2) Wrapped a different coworker’s desk in tinfoil over a quiet holiday time. Also threw in a (clean, new, wrapped) tampon, which he did not realize until he had un-plasticked it and looked at it for a solid minute wondering what it was and if it was his. Finally it dawned on him, and he screamed and threw it across the room. 3) Our workspace was immediately next to the main hall with the elevators, but the entrance was at one far end of the hall farthest from the elevators. We convinced a coworker that there was a cut-through via our supply room. They spent ten minutes trying to find it before they realized they had been had. (We did consider making our own cut-through because this design was very annoying)
o_gal* March 31, 2023 at 8:40 am Your 1 and 2 are the definition of a bad prank. Especially the second one. Sanitary products, even unused, do not belong out in the open, unwrapped, in an office setting. The first caused loss of productivity and he may have had to use PTO to go home early.
Dubious* March 31, 2023 at 11:09 am What’s wrong with an clean unused tampon? It doesn’t seem like it would be any different than an unused diaper, toilet paper, etc., and I don’t see how those would be inappropriate.
Moryera* March 31, 2023 at 2:13 pm I get where you’re coming from, but I think you may have misread #2 slightly. It was a wrapped tampon, not an unwrapped one. It sounds to me like Lynn’s broworker saw a sealed plastic overwrap that said Super Absorbency, then freaked all the way out over the mere idea that it contained a (once again, completely unused) tampon. I’m having a hard time being too sympathetic there.
Random Dice* April 1, 2023 at 2:28 pm Uh menstruation isn’t actually demon possession. This guy was beyond ridiculous.
Emmy Noether* April 2, 2023 at 7:05 am Nah, the bad thing about #2 is the waste of perfectly good tinfoil (and the perfectly good tampon). There’s nothing about what is essentially a sterile, very compacted cotton ball that means it has to be hidden at all times. It’s no different than clean tissue paper or an unused bandaid. The coworker was ridiculous.
Tired post grad* March 30, 2023 at 11:30 am I work with disabled kids currently. I generally love to like my job. The kids try and prank me a lot. They are not great at it but it always makes me smile. Pranks mostly include “hiding” and me wondering aloud where they could have gone (love these kids but they are all terrible at hiding). The prank that drives me nuts is when they pretend to eat *unsafe thing* and watch me freak out
ferrina* March 30, 2023 at 1:28 pm This is kind of sweet (minus the safety concerns). I love when kid hide and are terrible at it. It’s just so endearing.
Vio* April 1, 2023 at 4:25 am My three year old nephew loves hide and seek, but he hasn’t yet figured out that he shouldn’t tell us where he’s going to hide or tell us where we have to hide. It is incredibly cute and hilarious.
UKLu* March 30, 2023 at 11:31 am At a previous job, it was my co-worker’s 40th birthday. We waited until she left on the day before, then myself and the rest of the team gift wrapped everything on and around her desk – from her keyboard, screen and chair down to every individual pen, pencil and stapler. She found it hilarious!
The Dude Abides* March 30, 2023 at 11:31 am Not so much a single prank, but a series of pranks. The long-time admin in our building retired at the end of last year, and she decided to go out with a bang. She decided that she was going to perform a series of escalating pranks on the building’s big boss, and boy did she ever. Most of the pranks revolved around a certain sports rivalry, and included: – putting a license plate holder on the boss’s rear plate – hanging paper cutouts of the rival mascot onto suction cups and putting them on the window outside the boss’s window on the second floor; some of which are still hanging to this day – photoshopping a picture of boss’s head onto someone wearing the “wrong” jersey, and hiding dozens of pictures around boss’s office – strategically hiding several electronic “meowing” devices around the main office area (boss hates cats) – putting a large cardboard cutout of the rival mascot on the inside part of the boss’s window – piling dozens of filled bankers’ boxes in front of big boss’s door such that he had to move them before entering I know I’m missing a few, but weekly it became a matter of “what’s going to happen next?”
Serious Silly Putty* March 30, 2023 at 12:16 pm How did the boss handle all this? Can you tell if it was ALL in good fun, or if there was some aggression the admin was working out? And speaking of cutouts: one time my mom moved offices and had a bathroom that she shared with the office next to her. So one time she put her Richard Petty life size cutout in the bathroom, facing the other office’s door for when they came in.
The Dude Abides* March 30, 2023 at 4:32 pm The only thing that really toed the line was the meowing devices, since it took boss and I almost an hour to track them all down. No aggression, boss is generally easygoing and played into it – he did the bankers’ boxes prank first. He’s only worked in the unit for almost two years, but for almost a decade worked for a contracting agency that supports us, so he knew all the old hands before coming in.
zinzarin* March 30, 2023 at 1:41 pm As far as I’m concerned, sports rivalries change the rules. If you’re going to do the sports fandom thing, you have to accept that you’re now in the game.
1LFTW* March 31, 2023 at 2:48 pm Totally. Pranks like this are a long-standing part of sports rivalry and fandom culture, and if you can’t take jokes like the ones OP described, you’re probably going to exempt yourself from fandom pretty quickly.
Dirigibles* March 30, 2023 at 11:33 am In the mid-90s, I worked at this start-up. All of our Unix workstations were networked and we had the ability to run programs on other people’s workstations. Also, as many offices were in the day, our building’s power capacity was not up to the task of supplying power to a bunch of high-power workstations. Therefore, each of us had a battery backup that, once the battery alarm would go off, would give us enough time to save our work and close out before we lost power. The guy in our sound department was a friend of mine, and when we had a few minutes of downtime, I had him create a sound file for me… the exact beeping that the battery alarm made when power was lost. I did it from memory and was pretty proud of myself that I got the frequency and timing pretty close to being on the nose. Then I went back to my desk and played the sound file on everyone’s computer in the office at once so that everyone panicked. Other than encouraging people to save their work, it didn’t have any negative effects. But I was proud of that one.
ADidgeridooForYou* March 30, 2023 at 11:34 am Whoops, nesting fail – this was meant to be a response to someone else.
Serious Silly Putty* March 30, 2023 at 11:34 am At an old job where we did science outreach, we’d recently started making weekly videos for youtube. We’d noticed our balloon rocket video had done better than others, and were excited about interest in aerospace… until analytics showed us that most of our leads came from videos of sexily women blowing up balloons. (YUCK!) So, the next time I was up to do a video, I did another balloon video, and made one version with all the suggestively I could get away with while playing straight (dramatic blowing up balloons, holding two balloons at chest height, etc.) Boss was gone that week so I sent her that version to let her know we’d done the experiment for the week. She was very relieved to find out the actually posted one involved no blowing up of balloons or innuendos.
Dr. Rivka* March 30, 2023 at 12:35 pm My dad loved candy, and was also well-known to have very precise habits with his candy: sorting it into colors, eating in a particular sequence, etc. One year, at the holiday party, the nurses in his office gave him a huge jar of Starbursts. He was thrilled! He sorted them carefully into piles on his desk. He unwrapped one with a lemon wrapper – and it was strawberry. So he unwrapped another one with a cherry wrapper – lemon. Orange wrapper – strawberry again. The nurses had painstakingly unwrapped every single Starburst and wrapped them again with the wrong-color wrappers, so carefully that you couldn’t tell they had been opened. My dad got a huge kick out of that prank, and the way it showed how well the nurses knew him.
Name (Required)* March 30, 2023 at 11:34 am Back in the day when computer mouses? mice? had little rubberized balls in them that rolled around to make the mouse work, we used to take little pieces of tape and put them on the top of the little compartment that the ball went into so the ball was still there but wouldn’t roll. This went back and forth among several of us for a few weeks. One day I went to sabotage my coworker’s mouse and when I turned the mouse over, there was a little label that said “Don’t mess with mouse balls”. I still remember how hard I laughed at that.
Akcipitrokulo* March 30, 2023 at 11:35 am Back when you could edit the buttons on Microsoft office products… I put the print icon on the print preview button, and vice versa, then seitched their positions. Then I got IT support to look at my pc because the print button didn’t work :D Did it when they weren’t busy, and they seemed to take it well!
Princess Leia* March 30, 2023 at 11:36 am We have a standing prank at my work. We’re engineers and for safety reasons we’re supposed to lock our computers every time we step away from it. But it’s easy to forget and whenever someone does, we go on their computer and in the group chat put a message that they are bringing donuts the next day (then lock their computer after). Everyone on the team knows that someone got caught not locking their computer when the donut message comes up! We’re always clear that the person does NOT have to bring in donuts, but they usually do. ;-) And most people only get caught once!
ferrina* March 30, 2023 at 1:31 pm That’s a really sweet way to do this! I like this (and I like free donuts)
NinjaMonkey* March 30, 2023 at 11:36 am My boss used to prank people from time to time, two of which are good ones for this (we work in software development for context): 1) He wrote an error message that was linked to a single tester’s PC. When she followed the steps in the issue she was testing, a message popped up saying something like “[Tester’s name] is a dink!” She came to my desk and asked me to follow the same steps; nothing happened. She went back to her desk and it happened again, so she brought me to her desk to see. A quick look at the program and I could see he had code in there to poke her. 2) Because we had different office locations, I used to work in my boss’ office building once a week for face time. He had an windowed office and I would sit at a low-walled cube outside it. One day, every once in a while, my cursor would move unexpectedly as I was mousing to things and working. I eventually asked the woman sitting in the cube with me to watch in case she had thoughts on why it was happening, but as I turned back to the PC, I saw my boss chuckling to himself at his desk. I had a wired mouse at the time and he had plugged a bluetooth receiver into the back of my desktop, so he could occasionally move the cursor on me with his wireless mouse. Harmless and still hilarious…
V2* March 30, 2023 at 11:37 am I pried off and swapped the M and N keys on a coworker’s keyboard. She was older and not a person comfortable with computers, so she just accepted that they were where they’ve always been, except that every time she pushed one of them it would type the other letter. I did know that she had a good sense of humor and would find it funny, which she did; she thought it was hilarious and still brings it up sometimes.
Beth* March 30, 2023 at 11:37 am A few of my Star Trek-loving co-workers and I have this running joke where we’ll occasionally stick tiny pictures of Gowron, the Klingon with the very intense stare, on random things at each others’ desk. (For example, I placed one on the power button of one friend’s monitor, and another peeking over the top of a webcam.) Well, I took a week off in June of 2021 (Gowron-appreciating co-worker and I were the only ones regularly in the office), and came back to find my desk liberally covered with pictures of Gowron -many of them with googly-eyes stuck on them. On my monitor, stuck to the side of my desktop, on my computer mouse… she even covered my tissue box with pictures of Gowron, and stuck one to the back of my lamp that took me about a year to find. It made me laugh so hard when I got back to work, and I still have the googly-eyed-Gowron-covered tissue box.
Ella Kate (UK)* March 31, 2023 at 1:53 am Surprise Gowron? Excellent. Surprise Gowron WITH GOOGLY EYES? Oh god that was a full body chuckle at the image.
BookWyrm* March 30, 2023 at 11:37 am All employees were required to have ID badges at our company, and our GM was constantly leaving his badge places. One day, he left it in my boss’s office which everyone was constantly in and out of. One of my coworkers saw it and concocted the prank – they took a picture of his picture, used a SnapChat filter to make the top of his head look huge (little green alien-style), and then emailed me the photo since I printed the ID badges. I printed him a badge identical to his last one, except for the photo. We replaced it on his lanyard, then put his lanyard back in my boss’s office, where he later found it. I think it took him about two weeks to notice the replaced photo, and we all had a good laugh before I gave him back his original badge.
MoniJoRN* March 30, 2023 at 11:38 am I worked as a medication aide/nurse intern at a nursing home the summer between my junior and senior years of nursing school. On my last day one of the CNAs came and told me someone fell in the tub room and they needed help to get the resident up. When I rushed in there another 2 or 3 CNAs were waiting and tossed me in the full tub! Apparently the do this to a lot of people on their last days and they even brought dry scrubs for me to put on since this was about mid-shift :) I thought it was funny and I know they wouldn’t do it to someone they disliked who had a poor sense of humor so I see no issue with it. (Of course this was before everyone would have had an expensive cell phone in their pockets to ruin!)
NobodyHasTimeForThis* March 30, 2023 at 11:38 am Because you spend more waking hours with them than any other people on the planet including your family? Why not have a little fun while you are at it? Work friendships make the day fly by, make the harder times better and make getting up and going to work easier. Some work friends are work friends only, some have migrated to “actual friend” status over the years. I work with the best group of people right now. We laugh a lot.
Miss Chanandler Bong* March 30, 2023 at 11:38 am One of my coworkers had to call out for a doctor’s appointment. He dropped a wooden board on his foot. One of our teammates went to Home Depot and got a small wooden cutout of wood board. Everyone signed it sarcastically, then we put a bow on it and left it on his desk. Coworker just had a bad bruise, but he kept the signed board in his office.
Question Mark* March 30, 2023 at 11:39 am Prank Fail: A co-worker thought it would be hilarious to take a picture of my car and list it on a local selling wall for a ridiculously low price, WITH my work number and personal cell number. I knew nothing about it until I started receiving dozens and dozens calls and messages, and some were quite nasty because they wanted my car so badly and I wasn’t returning their calls. At first the co-worker acted innocent until I started all-out bawling because I had no idea who listed my car and I also had a huge presentation due and kept being interrupted non-stop by the calls and messages. He eventually fessed up and took down the post but the calls continued for a few days from people who saved the ad.
Puncle* March 30, 2023 at 11:39 am I worked a summer job in grad school where we had a good balance of work and fun. I became quickly known for my puns, and after a few weeks put up a flyer of “tearable” puns (at the bottom of the flyer were a series of puns, printed vertically, so you could easily tear off one strip which contained a pun) on my door. At the end of the summer, others kept working in the office but I moved on to a different role. On my last night, after most folks had left, I printed tons of the tearable puns on the little strips of paper and hid them throughout the office. But the key was, I left many in obvious spots and a handful in less-obvious spots… so when my colleagues thought they’d found all the strips of paper, lo and behold, a few weeks later, another would turn up. When I worked for the office the following summer, it was reported to me that they were still finding previously-undiscovered tearable puns.
KareninHR* March 30, 2023 at 11:39 am At my college job, a “prank war” lead to me getting a raise! I worked at a medical facility with a kind older man (George) who acted as a greeter and helped point people in the right direction. He and I would light-heartedly rib each other over our opposing football team fandom. One day this turned into an all-out prank war. I started it by taping a sign on his back with the logo of my football team. A few minutes later, I saw him limping around the corner with the assistance of one of the lab techs (an accomplice). He said he had slipped and fallen on the sign and twisted his knee (he was joking). I don’t recall all of the back and forth, but my manager witnessed this and joined in on the prank war. She said they had to file an incident report because George had been injured and told me to come to her office. I thought to retaliate by turning in my resignation. I hastily copied a letter I found online and brought it with me. This was all VERY lighthearted and she knew I was joking, but she said she could take the letter to our CEO to see about getting me a raise because they didn’t want to lose me. And it worked!! She called me back into her office at the end of the day to let me know the raise had been approved – no prank this time!
N* March 30, 2023 at 11:39 am My office used to do a lot of pranks, here are a couple of my favorites: 1) We had a person in our office who was very gullible, so in the middle of a very hot summer we took an old “there’s a big snowstorm in the forecast so be careful” all-staff email from the winter before, changed the date on it, and forwarded it to the gullible coworker. He believed it and called his wife to make sure they had enough food and bottled water at home for the upcoming blizzard. 2) one of our coworkers who liked to prank everyone else accidentally left his work-issued photo ID next to the printer and we made an enlarged copy before giving it back to him. Then an artistic coworker sketched on the photo to make him look like an elf with pointy ears and long hair and we turned it into an old-fashioned “wanted” poster and taped them around the office. Also, one day he accidentally left his work uniform on the back of his chair instead of in his locker, so we dressed an empty water cooler bottle up in his uniform and taped the wanted poster on top like a head and left it in his desk chair
Quack* March 30, 2023 at 11:39 am We had a long haul prank going where we bought 100 small rubber duckies and each took turns placing them in the boss’s office until he noticed. Whoever’s duck was found was the loser and had to buy the office lunch. We had very specific rules like the ducks had to be reasonably visible with normal activity in the office and one was added each day. We ended up putting about 70 of the ducks in the office before getting caught. This was 6 years ago and he found more ducks when he recently cleaned out his office when the company moved to another building.
Shiba Dad* March 30, 2023 at 11:40 am Many years ago, my coworker “James” went to talk to another coworker, “David”. David was responsible for ordering parts for the llama grooming systems that we installed. James asked David to check on something. David left his office and James saw that David had been playing games on Yahoo. this wasn’t the first time that James had seen this. James made a mental note of David’s screen name. We were a small company that had been recently acquired by a somewhat larger one. Later that day, James and another coworker, Michael, made a Yahoo account using the parent company’s name. They IM’d David with a message that said something to the effect of “we have detected that you are using you computer for non-work related activities”. David runs to the office area (a separate room) where James and Michael are located and he is yelling “Shut it down! Shut it down! It’s too late for me! Shut it down!”. I had been out of the office and got back to see David sitting on the floor with his back against the wall, red-faced and hyperventilating a bit. James and Michael were dying laughing.
Web Crawler* March 30, 2023 at 11:40 am This was pre-pandemic, and most of my team was remote or hybrid. One day I got a Very Urgent meeting invite from Frank for “Logistics of code components”. Frank stressed that local folks should try to make it in person. He also invited the designers, project managers, and other folks who never touch the code, and told them that their input was absolutely needed. Anyway, I showed up to the meeting where way too many people were packed into a conference room. (This was pre-pandemic though so we didn’t worry about it.) I sat on the floor. Frank got up and started talking about code. He’s a project manager- I don’t think he’s even seen our code. It was all nonsense, and one of the senior developers opened her mouth to tell him so, when Frank started laughing and left the room. He came back in with a cake and ice cream and said “Happy Birthday to our project! It turned 5 years old this week.” So we never ended up talking about whatever the frick “Logistics of code components” was supposed to mean. The other funny part to me is that this was a hybrid meeting, like all of our meetings were. There was no video and the mic didn’t pick up Frank’s “happy birthday” over the sound of 20 people packed into an 8 person room. So the remote folks kept trying to talk about Frank’s code nonsense. They figured it out eventually, but there was a lot of “WHAT WAS THAT?” and “THERE’S NO MEETING, WE’RE CELEBRATING AN ANNIVERSARY” and “…WHAT?” and “but we can’t update the teapot component until we update the…” and “NO, THERE’S NO CODE CHANGES NEEDED” and more “…WHAT?”
ticktick* March 30, 2023 at 11:40 am We used to do stuff to celebrate people’s birthdays – it started out with some modest decoration of cubicles, and then escalated to quite large scale productions. One co-worker’s name was Doug, and for his birthday, we came in late at night and decorated his office like a disco – complete with mirror ball, flashing coloured lights, and shag rugs (okay, not part of a disco, but very ’70s). I’d discovered a very small gap between the interior dividing wall and the window, allowing me to run speaker wire from my adjacent office, to connect his speakers to my computer, and then put “Disco Duck” on repeat – and then I locked my office door. He normally got in at 6:30, while I got in at 8:30, so I envisioned him having to listen to it for 2 hours – but after his initial WTF reaction, he was savvy enough to disconnect his speakers. The other epic birthday prank was on a co-worker (also close friend) who loved food, and was a grazer – if there was food in front of him, his hand would go on auto-pilot, and he’d eat. So a group of us arranged for him to be fed something new and large every hour on the hour – starting with a full English breakfast at 9 am, moving to sausage rolls, fresh bread, a cold cut plate, burgers, and so on, and gradually culminating in a huge birthday cake at 5 pm. He did have to admit defeat at around 3 pm, when he took a nap – preparatory to more food. And then we all went out for dinner.
irene adler* March 30, 2023 at 11:40 am I work in a lab in a start-up company. We had too many lab techs and not enough chairs to sit in. I personally had to rest on my knees to run experiments during the busy times of the workday. We requested more chairs. Nothing extravagant; just a couple of task chairs. As the budget was very tight, the CFO decided to size up the situation by walking through the lab herself to determine the need. Result: no additional chairs for us. Her solution: share chairs. When one is finished with an experiment, hand over the chair to another lab tech. Never mind that the chairs had to be adjusted for each user (a pain!), or that some lab techs did not have an office to go to for non-lab work. Where would they sit when not doing experiments? We appealed but management didn’t budge (C’mon, I’m working on my knees!!!). So I went out and purchased two more chairs. Problem solved. It hadn’t escaped my attention that all of management sits in their offices in very nice executive chairs. Chairs with myriad adjustments for their comfort. As I looked closer, I noticed that the CFO and the head of R&D both had identical chairs-right down to the color. And these two individuals, being wildly different in height and size, had chairs that were no doubt painstakingly adjusted to accommodate their bodies. One day, as everyone was out at lunch, I switched the two chairs. Just rolled them down the hall from one office to the other. No witnesses. That afternoon, every time I passed the CFO’s office, I saw her repeatedly jump up from her chair to turn the various adjustment knobs. “Who touched my chair? Who changed all the adjustments? Who did this???,” she shrieked. I could barely contain my laughter. I stopped by to find the head of R&D sitting in his chair completely oblivious that his feet were unable to touch the ground. Share chairs? I don’t think so.
Cyndi* March 30, 2023 at 1:44 pm This sounds beautifully satisfying, and I hope you someday fulfill your dream of getting to sit in a chair.
PaisleyClover* March 30, 2023 at 11:41 am When Tom Carvel, the founder of Carvel ice cream, died, someone in my department wrote up a company wide memo saying the company would be closing early in his honor and pinned it on the bulletin board in the hall. It was made to be obviously fake, he had the memo come from Fudgy the Whale, but some people were actually wondering if it was real.
corner piece* March 30, 2023 at 11:42 am I worked for a very small magazine and was good friends with the editor. She had written an essay for one issue that was meant to be anonymous, with a title like “Concerns about [politically sensitive topic in our area].” For our proofreading session I made a version of the magazine with her name and photo prominently displayed on her essay and a headline that read something like “[Editor’s Name] totally hates this [politically sensitive thing]!” She freaked out when she saw it, exclaiming “nooooo, this has to be anonymous!!” and then I pulled out the actual layout that was how she had expected it.
Fern* March 30, 2023 at 11:42 am I had a coworker who came in half an hour before me, and our cubes were next to each other. We’d do light pranks, like leaving silly things on our keyboards or taping funny pictures from the internet on our monitors. One day I came in to he had replaced my phone with a banana. He took the cord and inserted it into a banana, and then placed it in the receiver as if it was a normal phone. Then when he heard me start laughing at this, he started blasting the Raffi song “Banana Phone” on the other side of the cubicle. I haven’t worked there in over 15 years, and he now lives in a different state, but every time I hear that song I think of him and my custom banana phone.