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Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 12:40 am My parents divorced when I was very young, and tradition became that I would spend Thanksgiving with my dad and his extended family, and Christmas with my mom and her extended family (though still having Christmas day dinner with my dad). I kept this tradition all through college, and for years after, even when I reached a point that I was old enough I could decide for myself. I mainly enjoyed Thanksgiving for being able to spend time with my half-brother and half-sister, I didn’t really care about my extended family (they’re the kind of family that I only see that 1 holiday and just make awkward small talk). But now, my siblings are older and they have not attended Thanksgiving for the past couple years, because they have moved out of state. On my mom’s side the family, I am much closer with my extended family, especially my cousins. In 2019, I went to Thanksgiving with my mom’s family for the first time because my dad and stepmom went on a cruise. I had so much fun with my mom‘s family. It was the first time it occurred to me that I could change what I’ve done for years because I would prefer to see them rather than my dad’s family. In 2020, there were no Thanksgiving celebrations other than zoom calls. This year both sides of the family will have in-person celebrations (everyone is vaccinated). I am thinking of telling my dad that I would rather spend thanksgiving with my mom’s family from now on. Even though I am 30 years old and I’m allowed to make my own decisions, I think he will take this kind of hard. Especially if my siblings aren’t coming around either. During the lockdowns, I was the closest child (living only an hour away from my dad and stepmom while my brother is out of state and my sister is out of the country). Because he knew I was furloughed with nothing to do, he made a big deal about me coming down to visit as often as possible; I think he was lonely and I was the only kid he could see in-person. So I am not sure how he will take me not wanting to do Thanksgiving with his family anymore. How can I break it to him gently, and push back if he tries to persuade me to change my mind? I don’t think he’ll be angry or mean about it, but he’ll be sad. It’s nothing personal, I just have way more fun with my mom’s family than my dad‘s; given a choice I would rather spend a holiday where I have more fun. I’m not saying I’ll never go back to Thanksgiving at my dad’s, especially if my siblings start coming back, but I do see this as a more permanent change.
A Genuine Scientician* October 30, 2021 at 12:50 am Can you make it a point to spend a little more time with your dad, just not at a specific holiday? Particularly if it’s sometime between mid November and the end of December? That could go a long way towards getting him to see that you’re not rejecting *him*, but preferring to spend the holiday with a family you feel closer with.
Washi* October 30, 2021 at 8:51 am I agree. I’m not sure if there’s a way around your dad being hurt by this, so I would just make it clear that you still want to spend time together, just not at this particular holiday. And then I think the hurt will lessen when he sees you follow through and make plans with him. I also wouldn’t make too much of a point of never ever doing it again (even if that’s the plan.) I think “I want to try something different for a little while” is still accurate and accomplishes the same goal as “I will never celebrate Thanksgiving with your family again.”
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 9:17 am I think this is the best advice–if you’re still an hour away, make sure to spend some regular weekends visiting. (I often preferred those for not having to do a bunch of holiday rituals, so we could go do stuff together other than cook, eat, and lie around digesting.) Will add to present it as “This year I’m going to Vermont” rather than “forever after I’m going to Vermont.”
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 4:55 pm It sounds like she’s already doing a lot of in in-person visits with dad, how about distant bro & sis picking up some of that slack? They may be out of state/country, but that doesn’t stop them from scheduling regular phone & video calls to keep in touch. I’m frankly giving tons of side eye to the notion that Pass The Gravy should be doing even MORE emotional labor here.
Kiwiapple* October 30, 2021 at 12:51 am Why can’t you do Thanksgiving with both parts of the family, just on different weekends? I am going to guess that you wouldn’t be able to do it on the same weekend, depending on the distance between where you are, where your mom lives and where your dad lives? Do you plan to visit at another time to see your dad?
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 7:27 am Both sides of the family do the big Thanksgiving celebration on the same day, and their hours apart from each other in location so I can’t just go from one to the other in one day.
Kiwiapple* October 30, 2021 at 8:46 am Right, that’s what I guessed on. But my suggestion was do Thanksgiving twice.
lasslisa* October 31, 2021 at 3:30 pm I’m pretty sure the OP doesn’t schedule the dad’s extended family’s Thanksgiving celebration, and asking folks to move to a time when they don’t have time off work would be a heavy lift. Plus, if you don’t really care about seeing those people, it’s a lot of work to try to get them to move their celebration if you don’t even want the result much. I would say celebrating on Thanksgiving proper with the mom’s family and having a special dinner some other time with the dad only (and not the extended family) is a good way to look at it, though.
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 3:48 pm But she only cares about one side of the family. She can see her dad alone on a different day.
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 4:01 pm This was going to be my suggestion as well! My family is mostly in healthcare, so we’ve done Christmas on the Sunday before Dec 25 and day-late-thanksgiving since I was a baby. It makes the holidays sooo much lower stress. Since you’re not invested in seeing your dads extended family, I would put it in terms of what’s important about your moms (not what his thanksgiving lacks), and suggest a date and time when you could host a thanksgiving for just you guys, or when you could bring food to his house. Something like: I really loved spending thanksgiving with Cousin Greg and Aunt Ying last year, and it made me bummed about how little I get to see them. I’m going to go to thanksgiving at Moms house again this year. Can I host you and Step Mom for our own thanksgiving on (whatever date is good for you)?/or/Can I visit for our own thanksgiving. Would (date) work for you and strep mom? I’ll bring the Turkey and greenbeans! If hes sad or has questions I’d just emphasize it’s not about caring more about your mom than him. That I can totally understand being hurtful, but a grown man should be able to accept that you’re not as close to his extended family as your moms. It might hurt his feelings a little but a reasonable person is not going to be deeply insulted or hurt by that.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 4:58 pm “a grown man should be able to accept that you’re not as close to his extended family as your moms” This is the meat of it for me. Dad can feel however he wants but the emotional labor is all his to do here, not Pass The Gravy’s.
Tussy* October 31, 2021 at 11:39 pm I completely hate this use of “emotional labour”. For one, emotional labour has been co-opted from a very useful term that describes jobs like customer service, retail and hospitality where you have to manage customer’s emotions and hide your own, which highlights how draining and tiring these pretty jobs can be. If we are going to have a colloquial use of it, using it to describe the management of other people’s emotions that are directly caused by our own actions is just callous to me. It’s not self-care to just do something you know will hurt someone (no matter how much right you believe you have to do it) and not care about how you make others feel. It’s useful when people are foisting their emotional problems ONTO you, it’s not a get out of being a considerate person card. I think OP needs to grow up and realise you can’t have your cake and eat it too. You can’t do something you know will make someone sad and just nope out of the consequences and have it not be a selfish act, no matter how low the stakes. You can’t ask for empathy about your feelings and your capacity for emotional labour while actively doing something that you know will hurt someone. OP can totally do whatever. But they either hurt their dad and deal with it or they find a way to make it up for them.
Tabby* November 1, 2021 at 11:01 pm Except… her dad is a grown ass man who ought to manage his own emotions around his daughter making a completely reasonable choice. And she should not have to do any kind of labor around it at all, period. Pouting because someone decides to do something is childish, and parents need to suck it up if their adult kids make other plans. So yes, I’d call it emotional labor if she has to soothe this grown man’s feelings at all. Nope, nope, nope, definitely a problem — for him.
allathian* October 30, 2021 at 2:37 am Maybe lead with how you’ve spent a lot more time with your dad during your furlough? At least he won’t be completely lonely during Thanksgiving, he’ll have the rest of his extended family there. Can you make a point of visiting him the following weekend? If he feels sad because you don’t enjoy spending time with his extended family, that honestly isn’t your problem, especially if you make sure he understands that you do enjoy spending time with him.
Pennyworth* October 30, 2021 at 2:37 am Could you switch to doing alternate Thanksgivings with your Dad, same thing with Christmas? That way he would be spending one holiday a year with you.
Maxie's Mommy* October 30, 2021 at 3:47 am I wouldn’t say “from now on”. Just say that this year you’re at your cousin’s, you guys had fun catching up, etc. Maybe make plans to see Dad around New Years.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:14 am I agree with this. And remember that your father doesn’t have to agree with you, Pass the Gravy–it’s up to you where you go. You don’t need to push back if he tries to get you to change your mind; you say “I understand how you feel, but I’ll see you for New Year’s” and do what you choose.
Not So NewReader* October 30, 2021 at 6:21 pm Adding- you can point out that Dad is the key person in this group and you will always want to see Dad and make time to spend with Dad. Emphasize that it’s not about HIM. I get that mom’s family is more fun. But I also know that connections are more important as we age. My best thought is to find ways to stay connected to his family. By the time I was 34 I lost my last parent. Oddly, what happened next was that these family connections that were not much more than a thread suddenly became stronger. Time shifts stuff around. It’s good to know people’s names/faces and even the sound of their voice. I am not sure how this would play out for you IRL. I used Christmas cards, but not everyone does that. Funerals are also a biggie, where we’d talk to each other, but not everyone does that either. I keep their contact information up to date. Perhaps connect on social media with a certain few. Do something to sort of be passively active in the background. In years to come, it will be easier to start a conversation if you want. BUT. If these people are toxic, unpleasant to you, then just ignore me.
Sleeping Late Every Day* October 30, 2021 at 4:14 am Why does it have to be a permanent change? And why does it have to be one or the other? My parents went south in the winter so we got together with them in early November and had a combined Thanksgiving+Christmas+my winter birthday (ooh, the desserts to cover all three!). Then for the real dates, we were free to go to my husband’s family. Just because a date is on the calendar doesn’t mean you have to obey it.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 7:39 am The extended family both sides of my family only gather on the one Thursday Thanksgiving date. It’s not the kind of thing that I could just pick a different day to see them. I could pick a different day to see my dad, but it would not be the same big extended family gathering that he likes.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 5:02 pm “I could pick a different day to see my dad, but it would not be the same big extended family gathering that he likes.” And this is not your problem to solve. Dad is a grown man with adult children, certainly he knows how to manage his feelings by now?
Yennefer of Vengerberg* October 30, 2021 at 7:36 am I’ve had to go no-contact with one of my parents and am usually all about setting boundaries with relatives… but I think this is kind of a crappy thing to do. This event is important to your dad and not going will likely deeply hurt him by your own account. I don’t really think wanting to have more fun somewhere else is a good enough reason to not go. You have an obligation to the people in your life (the ones that deserve it anyway), which doesn’t go away when you get older.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 8:18 am Why can my siblings choose not to go to Thanksgiving but I can’t? in the long run, I don’t think it’s a big deal. Several of my cousins who are married choose to spend some thanksgivings with their spouse’s family rather than ours. Things change, and I think it’s not an issue that I want to change things up a bit. I do think my dad will be a little put out mostly because none of his kids will be at Thanksgiving (my dad always pays for their airfare whenever my siblings want to fly home, so it’s not an issue of money, it’s their choice).
Victoria Nonprofit* October 30, 2021 at 10:03 am I mean, of course you can make the same choice they did. It will just have consequences (e.g. hurting your dad’s feelings). They get the benefit of the buffer of space: your dad might not be as affected by it because he can explain to himself as them avoiding the hassle of travel rather than them explicitly choosing a different celebration over his. Same thing with the cousins: they aren’t rejecting your dad and his family because they don’t like them; they are negotiating the shared family dynamics within their marriages. That’s not to say that those reasons are any better than yours! Just that they likely feel different to your father. In your case, you’re not avoiding travel or figuring out a time split between various wings of the family… you just don’t like his family as much. That’s a perfectly legitimate reason to choose to do something different, but it obviously doesn’t feel good to be on the other side.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 10:26 am I certainly don’t plan on telling him that I don’t want to spend time with his extended family because I don’t like them. This year at least, I’m going to probably phrase it as wanting to spend time with my mom‘s mom, who was stuck in an assisted living center unable to get visitors during lockdowns. And I do think he’ll understand that. It’s if I continue doing my mom’s thanksgiving that might start to become questionable. And it’s certainly like I never see him. I just spent two weekends in a row at his house earlier in October. Are usually go spend a weekend with him and my stepmom at least once a month. You seem really hung up on this obligation thing. When I was younger, there was a custody arrangement in place that I spent every other weekend with my dad, stepmom, and half siblings. I kept that up all through high school, and didn’t break it until I went away to college. When I came back from college for the summer, I simply stayed at my mom’s house and visited with him in the family every now and then, rather than resuming The every other weekend I have done all through my childhood. He never made a fuss about that. So while I think he will be slightly bummed about they not doing Thanksgiving every year, it’s not going to blow a big hole in our relationship because I am dropping the ball on some important daughter duty like you seem to be describing. I am going to take to heart what others have said and not have a conversation be ‘I am never coming to Thanksgiving with your family ever again‘, but simply ‘I am going elsewhere for Thanksgiving this one year‘ and seeing how that goes.
traffic_spiral* October 30, 2021 at 11:13 am “You seem really hung up on this obligation thing.” Well… part of having close friends and family is that you *do* have obligations to them. You put in effort for them, respect the things you know are important to them, and generally take their feelings into account – even when it’s mildly annoying or inconvenient. It obviously should be a reciprocal thing, but it most definitely is a thing. If you want to have people that you’re close to, you have to make efforts to show them that they’re valued and cared for. You’re doing something that you know will hurt your dad’s feelings, and you don’t really have a good reason for it. I’d say you’re better off acknowledging that, and finding a way to mitigate or make up for it, rather than looking for justification for it.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 12:28 pm No good reason? It’s not a good reason to enjoy myself at the holidays with family I care about? If I decided I never wanted to do Thanksgiving with my father because I’m going to fly to the Bahamas every year, yes that would be mean of me to do that. But I am seeing my mother‘s family, do I not have obligations to see them as well, especially my grandmother who I haven’t seen in over two years because she is in an assisted living center with strict lockdown conditions? Why do my siblings not have obligations to accept the free airfare from my father and come to the Thanksgiving celebration? I feel like a lot of burden is being placed on me because I am the only child nearby.
Empress Ki* October 30, 2021 at 12:56 pm I feel for you Pass The Gravy. Forget the guilt tripping and enjoy your grand-mother company, especially if you haven’t seen her for 2 years. You are an adult and you get to spend your time with who you want. Spending one weekend a month with a parent is a lot for an adult. I hope you enjoy these weekends and don’t go out of a feeling an obligation.
Victoria Nonprofit* October 30, 2021 at 1:16 pm I agree with you here! You don’t need a “good reason” to make your own choices.
Rainy* October 30, 2021 at 2:40 pm You don’t need a reason at all other than “this is what I want to do”. :) I will say that a lot of times I think there’s a desire to have some big FeelingsTalk with the person when it’s a situation like this, but that’s almost never the right way to approach this stuff, and the desire is usually just to get all the messy stuff over with and not have to deal with it again, which is absolutely never what actually happens. My in-laws are a nightmare, and when I told my husband that they just absolutely can’t be in my house ever again, after he and I had had the multiple conversations about how no, I don’t have to put up with his mother’s shit (both figurative and, unfortunately, literal), especially in my own damn house, and that his parents absolutely cannot be trusted around our pets, he wanted to have a big Conversation with them about how they aren’t welcome here, which I refused to do. The best way to handle situations like this is always to take it one event at a time and see what happens. It’s not satisfying because it feels up in the air, but it’s better than a protracted series of–in our case at least–guilt trips and his mother wailing at him about how much I’ve changed him.
Mary Ann* October 31, 2021 at 9:13 am I think it is the word fun. It just sounds kind of frivolous, like mom’s side tells better jokes. Wanting to see your grandmother is totally a good reason to go.
traffic_spiral* October 31, 2021 at 1:50 pm You know, you don’t have to twist yourself into pretzels trying to re-frame every mildly selfish or self-indulgent thing you do as a bold act of self-care. This feels like the equivalent of ordering expensive delivery pizza 3 nights in a row and acting like it’s an offering to your inner goddess and a bold blow against Hustle and Diet Culture, as opposed to just a kinda bad choice, so you make a mental note to eat healthier and save money the next day. There’s lots of people here that will give you a parade of validation and shower you with a bunch of nihilism repackaged as Live Laugh Love slogans. Personally, I’m gonna advise you to stop the “It’s Not Faiiiir”-ing, and either go to your Dad’s or acknowledge that it’ll hurt his feelings when you ditch, and find a way to make it up to him. Basically choose to take responsibility for your actions rather than trying to justify them. Peace out.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 5:18 pm You are an adult. If you wanted to fly to the Bahamas every Thanksgiving & Christmas for the rest of your life, you’d STILL be justified because it’s your life and you are allowed to live it in a manner that makes you happy. Other people’s feelings about it are 100% theirs to manage, period.
Lotus* November 1, 2021 at 4:47 pm Woooow, OP isn’t being selfish. This thread has gone off the rails.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 5:12 pm “I don’t want to go there anymore” is the best reason of all for PTG to stop going.
Victoria Nonprofit* October 30, 2021 at 11:49 am While I agree with traffic_spiral that one does have obligations to the people they choose to have relationships with, I’m not hung up on anything. I think I’m just saying that you can’t have it both ways: deciding to permanently reject his family in favor of your mother’s is going to make him feel badly. You can decide to do that — healthy adults don’t make all their choices based on how they will make other people feel — but you can’t avoid the consequences of that decision.
Blue Eagle* October 30, 2021 at 2:12 pm I’ll jump in here to disagree with traffic_spiral. If the dinner was at your Dad’s house, then perhaps there might be some type of obligation to help host. But if it is not at your Dad’s, then how is it an obligation for you to be there at that dinner? Have dinner where you will enjoy it the most and be with your Dad on the next weekend or the prior weekend. Don’t feel like you have to take on more just because you are local.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 5:28 pm Wait what? “ If the dinner was at your Dad’s house, then perhaps there might be some type of obligation to help host”” PTG is an adult in their 30s who does not live with their parents, why on earth would there be ANY obligation for her to ‘help host’?
allathian* November 1, 2021 at 3:04 am Ran out of nesting. It’s a fact that single kids, particularly single daughters, are often expected to pitch in and help host a large gathering at their parents’ houses… But the LW said elsewhere that’s not the case here.
WellRed* October 30, 2021 at 10:21 am Why indeed? Your sibs won’t be there. It’s not necessary for you to carry the load.
justanon* October 30, 2021 at 9:41 am But they are NOT responsible for (nor obligated t0) managing their father’s feelings and emotions. They owe their father nothing. What about their siblings obligations to their father? The siblings, by your rules, have not met their obligations. What you’re talking about is emotional manipulation of children (adult or otherwise). The father, one assumes, is a grown adult who should be able to manage their disappointment.
Victoria Nonprofit* October 30, 2021 at 9:59 am Dang, that’s harsh. They owe their father nothing? Surely we all owe each other kindness and generosity (barring abuse, bigotry, etc.). And I’d argue that we owe our families some special consideration, unless we actively choose to reject them. Of course Pass the Gravy can do what she likes. But it will have the likely consequence of hurting her father. If that’s something she’s comfortable with, go for it. But taking a self-righteous stance that her father is responsible for his own emotions ignores the reality that people have effects on each other. Sheesh.
Lotus* October 30, 2021 at 12:27 pm I don’t think the OP changing thanksgiving plans is unkind though. It’s very normal! Not every action that results in negative feelings is inherently unkind. Sometimes, people will not like the very normal decisions other people make. If we needed unanimous approval for everything we did, we couldn’t do anything. Yes, disappointing her dad is a trade off here. But there are solutions – she could spend the rest of the weekend with her dad, or the following weekend. It’s not all or nothing.
Victoria Nonprofit* October 30, 2021 at 1:17 pm Changing Thanksgiving plans one time isn’t unkind. Deciding to never spend a holiday with her father IS unkind.
Lotus* October 30, 2021 at 1:57 pm Eh, I don’t agree, but to each their own. Also, there are other holidays besides thanksgiving and Christmas.
Rainy* October 30, 2021 at 2:43 pm That’s absolutely not what they said they were going to do though, is it? They just want to spend t-day with people they see less often. Apparently they spend a weekend a month with their dad! That is…a lot. Like, so much.
Lotus* October 30, 2021 at 3:25 pm Yeah. I think the key part is they see their dad pretty regularly, but not their other side of the family. OP isn’t shunning their dad.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 5:06 pm “Deciding to never spend a holiday with her father IS unkind.” You are exaggerating here.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 5:41 pm I should clarify… 1. PTG did not say they wanted to “never spend a holiday with her father” so this is a huge exaggeration. Unless you think that Thanksgiving is the only holiday that exists? 2. There is nothing inherently unkind about a choice to never spend a holiday with one’s parents. It’s simply a CHOICE, and one that people are allowed to make if it works better for their own lives, regardless of the actual reason for doing so.
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 10:03 am But OP wants to break it to him gently. There’s nothing gentle about telling her dad that she doesn’t want to spend time with him for the majority of the two major family holidays in the year. He can and should manage his disappointment, but OP can’t expect it to be smooth sailing for their relationship.
Courageous cat* October 30, 2021 at 10:21 am I think you forgot we’re not talking about an SO or a friend here. Saying we owe our parents nothing because they’re grown adults and can handle their emotions is… a lot. Family is different, for many people.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 10:31 am It’s interesting you say that because that is something I’m going through with my father right now, that is a separate issue from this Thanksgiving thing. I bent over backwards to visit my dad and family two weekends in a row (once for a family wedding, and once because my brother was in town for a visit), canceling plans I already had on both weekends because these were both last minute family gatherings. And now they’re trying to get me to do it for a third weekend in early November. I have decided I need to put up a little more boundaries with them, I think my dad thinks of me as being right around the corner and then I can just drop everything and come over. But I can’t keep changing things around in my life to visit at a moment’s notice. Again, it’s separate from my thoughts on Thanksgiving, but I am having to come to the realization that I can’t keep pleasing my father just because I am the closest kid in terms of proximity.
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 10:44 am I understand that you see this as a separate issue, but the frustration actually helps explain a lot about how you see the issue and why you’re getting some of the responses you’re getting. Just as a reader, before seeing this, your initial post/comments came off as fairly callous regarding your dad’s feelings and just wanting a wholesale permanent switch. With this context, it’s a matter of needing better boundaries so time with them is enjoyable vs. you feeling that you’re put upon.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 10:57 am I can understand why talking about a permanent switch sounded harsh, rereading my original post. I have decided that I don’t want to phrase it to my father as never wanting to do Thanksgiving at his house again, even if that’s what I’m leaning towards. The boundary issue is a recent thing only happening in the last year with the lockdown. I haven’t had fun at my father’s Thanksgiving in many years, not since I was a little kid. Where we have Thanksgiving, it’s a beautiful property to run around as a child, with a barn full of cats to explore, and a shoreline to walk beside. It’s really beautiful. As I got older though, with less running around to do and mainly just talking with my family, it was much less fun. And anytime I do try to wander off by myself to enjoy the property, there’s always some relative hanging over my shoulder asking when I come inside to sit and chat, which is just the awkward small talk. My thoughts on Thanksgiving have been happening for years, where the boundary issue is a more recent development. I likely would’ve had Thanksgiving at my mothers family last year, if not for the lockdowns not letting any family gatherings happen.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 5:51 pm I’m going to jump in to say that I did not find anything “callous” about PTG’s post or comments. It seems pretty reasonable to me that a 30 year old should be able to spend their holidays where & with whom they choose. Nobody is obligated to visit parents and/or family at holidays literally EVER and it baffles me that so many pretend act like it is more reasonable for an 30 yr old ADULT to live their life to soothe another adult’s feelings than it is for the other adult to accept that *all* their adult children have their own lives and deal with their feelings about it like a grown up.
Tali* October 31, 2021 at 8:29 pm You have a very outlier understanding of family relationships. These aren’t strangers or coworkers borrowing trouble; it’s a child who doesn’t want to visit their parents for the holidays. It’s not weird for that to matter to people.
Sleet Feet* October 30, 2021 at 11:38 am Regarding the boundaries. I have close family members I love deay who are like this. Real “plans never work out anyway do why bother?” Types. What I have found works is: be firm about plans I’ve made and not cancelling them. Things like – I o sorry I am missing cousin Vinny. I already have plans today. Next time please give me a couple of weeks notice if he is coming to town so I can be sure and free up my schedule. I will make some exceptions, such as if my plans are Netflix and chill and Vinny is in town with his new baby. Decide what you are willing to compromise on. Then hold firmmy family guilt trips a little but I don’t.let it bother me. After all their lack of planning is not my emergency whether they think it should be or not.
Bumblebeee* October 30, 2021 at 10:24 pm It’s…interesting, to say the least, that you mention setting boundaries with relatives – because what you describe is exactly what unhealthy boundaries look like. We all get to decide our own values and comfort zones. PTG isn’t asking how to sever ties with her father forever because he’s not as fun as her cousins. They simply want to change how they spend their thanksgiving based on their own priorities – and that’s okay! Spending thanksgiving with your father may be of utmost importance to you, but that doesn’t mean it should be that way for everyone else. You speak of obligations – what about the obligations of a parent to respect their son or daughter’s decisions on how they spend their holidays? Yes, dad may feel hurt. His sadness would be understandable. But if this was me, those feelings would be mine to deal with; not my kid’s. Having healthy boundaries includes not taking on responsibility for other people’s emotions.
Tabby* October 31, 2021 at 1:16 pm This, Bumblebeee. Parents are obligated to respect an adult child’s changing life, even if they don’t like it. PTG doesn’t HAVE TO continue childhood, court-ordered visitation schedules now she’s nearly 30. She has the right to choose wwhere and when she wants to visit, and if visiting her extended family on his side is pretty much a chore to be gotten over, especially as she’s not close to them, it’s time to stop doing it. It’s okay to acknowledge that there really isn’t a relationship there, snd to stop pretending there is.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 5:08 pm If it hurts Dad’s feelings, then Dad can deal with his hurt feelings like a grown up.
Sandi* October 30, 2021 at 8:13 am I’m in a similar situation, and in the end I offered to meet up with him individually on the same weekend so that we could have a nice time chatting with the two of us. In my case it helps that I don’t see him very often, so we could make it into more of a special occasion and I often take him out to a restaurant to have it mean more (and it also helps me avoid his partner). I wouldn’t tell your father that this is a permanent change planned, just explain what you want to do this year, and then next year lead with “When do you want to meet up for our Thanksgiving meal, Friday or Saturday?”
Anon for privacy* October 30, 2021 at 8:15 am Inform your dad that you won’t be there for Thanksgiving this year, but will do X and Y with him at other times because you want to see him. Don’t bring up where you are going or why. If he asks, tell him where you will be breezily and change the subject. He doesn’t have to understand, nor approve. You’re an adult! You get to do what you want. Signed, Someone who was in exactly your situation and who did this finally and should have done it years earlier.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 8:21 am I definitely can’t not tell him where I’m going. It’s very obvious that I spend Thanksgiving at either one of two places, with him and his extended family or with my mother and her extended family (unless I’m on vacation or something like that, which I think it’s only happened once in my entire life to be away on Thanksgiving weekend). My friends and I sometimes do a Friendsgiving, but never on Thanksgiving weekend, just sometime in November.
Anon for privacy* October 30, 2021 at 9:01 am Sure, but you also don’t have to preemptively volunteer the information. I won’t lie, nor keep secrets, from my analogous parent, but not volunteering information was fantastically freeing. You don’t need to manage his emotions! He is an adult. Certainly he is allowed to feel what he is feeling, and it is everything right and normal for you to want to help him feel better. But you are 30 and are entitled to make plans how you want to. Maybe my situation is different than yours, so perhaps the advice is too harsh–if so, please only take what is useful to you!
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 5:54 pm “ You don’t need to manage his emotions! He is an adult. Certainly he is allowed to feel what he is feeling, and it is everything right and normal for you to want to help him feel better. But you are 30 and are entitled to make plans how you want to.” This is it in a nutshell, and there is nothing harsh about it.
CJM* October 30, 2021 at 8:36 am Can you switch off years between the two sides? And/or pick a different day to enjoy a special meal with your dad this year? At the very least, I wouldn’t make a big announcement that you’ll no longer spend Thanksgiving with your dad and his family. That may or may not be what you decide in a few years, and it may hurt feelings to say it out loud. I spent decades pleasing my mother and my in-laws on holidays by traveling to them instead of staying home sometimes. On both sides, expectations to show up on The Day Itself felt ridiculous. Now that my mother and my in-laws have passed away, and I’m finally free of their pressure, I discovered that one of my daughters is like that too! But I’m done and will travel and participate for only half the holidays. I’d rather stay home EVERY holiday and celebrate with others on different days when the pressure’s off. But I haven’t said that out loud. I’m trying to meet my loved ones halfway, and that feels like a good solution.
Mary Ann* October 30, 2021 at 8:38 am I know that this will be unpopular but I think you will regret not going to your father’s for dinner. You are certainly old enough to do what you want but skipping your dad’s for fun with your mother’s family would be heart breaking.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 8:43 am I want to spend time with my mom‘s family. It’s not like I’m skipping a family Thanksgiving entirely to go partying with my friends; I simply have different family I wish to celebrate with, family I have more fun with. I saw some of my dad‘s extended family at a wedding recently, and was reminded that I’m not terribly close with them. Why is it so bad to want to spend time with family that I am closer to? And my siblings have missed the last two or three thanksgivings we’ve had with that extended family, why is it a big deal that I make a similar choice?
Time’s Thief* October 30, 2021 at 9:21 am There’s your excuse- you saw dad’s family members recently but not mom’s so you’re taking this chance to do so. Treat it like a one-off because that’s what it could well be. Next year your mom could be away on vacation or your siblings could decide to come back for thanksgiving or some other life bit could change plans. So just focus on this thanksgiving and how it’s a chance to see whoever who you haven’t seen since whenever.
Blue Eagle* October 30, 2021 at 9:22 am One thing you haven’t mentioned is if the dinner is at your Dad’s house. If it is, then deciding what to do is a bit more complicated. If it is not, then to me there is no reason not to go to your Mom’s family on Thanksgiving Day and have a meal with your Dad on a different day. Maybe talk to your Dad about this by making it about your feelings that your siblings are not there and it makes you feel bad that you can’t celebrate with them rather than that you don’t have any fun with the rest of his extended family. But please ignore all of those naysayers that say you have to spend the actual day with your Dad’s family. You are an adult and get to choose where you eat Thanksgiving dinner.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 9:29 am In both cases, the extended family Thanksgiving celebration is held at a relative’s house, not at either of the homes of my parents.
Blue Eagle* October 30, 2021 at 9:40 am What about telling your Dad that because of all of the people there you don’t get to spend as much time with him as you’d like and you’d rather get together with him on Friday or Saturday and Sunday and just have a meal with just him (or with him and his wife if he is still married). That is what I would do – – and have done (but with my married parents when the celebration was at a relative’s house and I preferred not to go.)
Nancy* October 30, 2021 at 11:13 am Tell him you plan to spend Thanksgiving with mom this year because you just saw everyone at the wedding and haven’t seen her family in a while (if this is the case). Spend the next day with him, or next weekend, or whatever. I know several people who switch off each year: one year Thanksgiving is with mom and Christmas is with dad, the next year Thanksgiving is with dad and Christmas is with mom. You could consider this going forward. I don’t think it will be a huge deal. Yes, there will be some disappointment, but patents know their adult kids have other things going on and everything doesn’t always stay the same forever.
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 8:58 am Oh this is tough. I honestly don’t think I could do it. I would hate to see my dad upset by not having any of his kids there on a holiday we traditionally celebrated together. I think the best option if you’re set on doing it is to make sure you still spend time with him outside of it, and maybe do a special dinner you arrange on a different date?
JSPA* October 30, 2021 at 9:23 am “Dad, I love how much closer to you I feel, having visited regularly during lockdown, and I’m wishing I could have a bit more of that with Mom and [add one or two close relatives on that side]. I know holidays are not the best for that sort of one-on-one connection, but it’s all I’ve got, so I’m going to do Thanksgiving with them this year.” Break the pattern this year–that’s all that’s on your plate for now. You don’t have to lower the boom on all future years. Life is funny / people move around. And for that matter, you may find that “one in three” actually does work for you with Dad’s side, and two-in-three is ideal with Mom’s. At some point, “feeling connected to more extended family, even superficially” can take on more value, especially as the list of “people I’ve known for decades” drops.
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 9:23 am You know how that one year, your dad and stepmom went for a cruise at Thanksgiving? And everyone adapted their plans and it was fine? That can happen again. I can see circumstances where you would start alternating years, if that day (rather than seeing you in general) turns out to be big for your dad. And those where it would be mom, mom, mom, trip to Italy, dad, mom, trip to new partner’s, you host….
Person from the Resume* October 30, 2021 at 11:25 am This is an excellent point. If the holiday with you and his extended family was THAT important he wouldn’t have taken the cruise then. He may be sad, but this points to you making it a bigger deal than perhaps he does.
TeacherLife* October 30, 2021 at 9:49 am Maybe you could reach out to your siblings and plan a weekend in November when you can all visit your dad together? It could be an additional Thanksgiving meal or just family time together. That way you are still making time for the people who are important to you. As a parent of adult children, I know I am thrilled any time I get to have them all together under one roof. Your dad wouldn’t be alone on Thanksgiving since he can still celebrate with extended family, but you can give him an additional special occasion that will mean more to all of you.
Purt’s Peas* October 30, 2021 at 9:58 am You can absolutely change how you do Thanksgiving. Your dad might feel sad about it, and that sucks! So I’d consider if there’s anything you want to offer in terms of spending time with him—eg a later Thanksgiving dinner with him and your stepmom, an apple picking outing that you’ll make a tradition, etc. I agree with the commenters saying, this year, make it just about this year. Experiment with giving your dad a heads up as if he’ll take it well: give him consideration by spending celebratory time with him not on Thanksgiving, but don’t tiptoe up to it. A couple other thoughts—try to address the underlying feeling rather than the overlying persuasion if your dad does try to push back. “I wanted a holiday change, Thanksgiving at Grammy’s house isn’t my fave, but I love you and I want to spend time with you. Can we start a fall tradition of X that we can do on years when I go to Thanksgiving at Mom’s?” Also try to make sure you’re not seeing major disappointment/sadness where there’s not. Of course it’ll be a bit of a bummer, your dad loves you and wants to see you! But he went on a cruise instead of the holiday before, he can handle a change, and plans changing around a bit is a super normal part of being an adult in a family.If he actually does have more intense feelings about it that’s ok and you can talk about it, but going in on that level will make the conversation a lot more difficult.
WellRed* October 30, 2021 at 10:25 am I’m really shocked at some of these responses. Kids of divorce often bounce around the holidays. Same when people grow up, get married and have kids. Things change. I’m only surprised OP has never changed it up. Suggesting she’s going to cause permanent damage is unfair.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 11:49 am Same. I’m seeing a lot of “but faaaaamily” and “you have obligations” type posts. I’m guessing it’s a difference in culture. Even though I gave birth to my son and have been the primary parent for his whole life, if he decides never to see me again once he turns 18, that will be his choice. Yes, I would be devastated if he decided that, but he doesn’t HAVE to see me.
Lotus* October 30, 2021 at 12:19 pm Some commenters on this platform tend to be weirdly judgmental and overly prescriptive.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 12:35 pm Thank you, I have been getting frustrated with some of these comments who make this sound like I am trying to cut all ties with my dad. If I truly thought this would be the destruction of our relationship, I wouldn’t go through with it. I know he will be bummed, but it won’t be the end of the world. The people making it sound like I am crushing all his hopes and dreams are taking it overboard.
tiddlywink* October 30, 2021 at 1:34 pm to ‘pass the gravy’: some of my most lovely thanksgiving day celebrations were when i chose to do them alone. and i started doing that when i was several years younger than you are now. my point is, you can choose Yourself for the holiday, so you Don’t owe your father – or anyone – an explanation when you are not available to see them. i hope your thanksgiving and christmas both are incredible for the choice you make! cheers!
Hey y’all* October 30, 2021 at 2:23 pm This!! You are entitled to enjoy your holiday. Full stop. My parents divorced many many years ago. I spent a lot of holidays unhappy because I was too focused on making sure everyone else was ok. Instead of doing what I would enjoy.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 5:12 pm Yes. I go on vacation on Thanksgiving weekends, by myself, as in my husband stays home with the pets and I go literally by myself. Nobody is harmed by this course of action.
pony tailed wonder* October 30, 2021 at 3:24 pm I think introducing flexibility in your holiday plans is good. If you think your dad will be upset, ask him if he wants to have a guy’s day out when your favorite sports team is in town, etc. I have spent many holidays with my parents trying to make up for a brother would cut them off for years and it was stressful. I used up many vacation days from work and they were still upset over my brother, it did not solve the problem. I am trying to take care of me now instead of having other people’s feelings rule me and there is a lot less stress involved for me.
Dina* October 30, 2021 at 4:07 pm Not sure why you bothered asking, tbh. You seem to have decided and just wanted people to validate your decision. It’s rather rude to ask for advice then criticise people for offering it, just because you didn’t actually want it. You get to do what you want. Other people don’t have to think you are doing the right thing. Both these things are true.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 5:17 pm I wasn’t asking for advice on whether to go through with this or not, I was asking for advice on how to gently explain this to my father. I appreciate the people who have actually helped me with that, such as helping me realize that this doesn’t need to be a definitive thing, rather I can take it on a year-by-year basis. Those comments are helpful, the comments saying that I am a selfish person for making this decision have not been useful and are not what I requested.
Sandi* October 31, 2021 at 8:47 am I feel like there are some strong reactions based on other’s personal experience, and not on your situation. Some people are reading what they want to see and being critical of you for no good reason, like this one.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 6:01 pm You are really off base here. Many people writing into places for advice are looking for scripts on how to go about doing things they already know they need/want to do.
Batgirl* October 31, 2021 at 6:17 am I think for some people, cutting out a big occasion would be cutting one of the few ties they had. You have other meaningful points of connection with your dad, so I don’t think that’s a danger for you.
30ish* October 30, 2021 at 2:11 pm Yes, this. I am in a similar boat as OP and had to work hard to let go of the guilt over being at my mom‘s for the big holidays. The way I look at it, once you are an adult, relationships with parents are more up to you and it has to work for both sides. Parents cannot just enforce certain expectations on their kids unilaterally. It is totally fair for OP to do what lines up with their preferences.
Fellow Traveller* October 30, 2021 at 10:42 am Maybe taking a few years off from spending Thanksgiving with your dad will give you the energy to resume the tradition. Or at least help you renew your sense of obligation without resentment or dread? And then make the decision on a yearly basis of where you want to spend your holiday? Then there might be a year where you feel like that specific year it is important to you to spend Thanksgiving with him.
Person from the Resume* October 30, 2021 at 11:23 am This is hard. You see your dad regularly already. So the issue is you won’t see him on a big holiday where he won’t be able to show you off to extended family. And I don’t mean he’s parading you around but it could be the final straw that makes it obvious that you’re just closer with your mom’s extended family than his. You need to do you. I’d give him advance notice. Don’t tell him it’s forever. This year you’re making this choice. It’s not like you never see him. You see him a lot. He’ll be sad, but it’s up to him to managed it. Your half siblings already made their choice to skip it. It was just easier for them to skip it and blame living far away rather than as a choice they made to not return for the holiday. Your choice looks like choosing the other side of the family. And that has an element of hurt but you’re allowed to choose your own happiness instead of keeping your dad from no pain. It’s clear that you’re not abandoning your father as you see him lots. I also can’t help but thinking that in the future if you partner with someone with a family that this is something you might have to do anyway. Or maybe not; I never married so I see my parents on all holidays whenever we celebrate. Sometimes it’s not on the actual holiday because my brother coordinates multiple celebrations with my parents and his in-laws. Make your choice for you. Be kind telling your dad. But stick to your guns. You deserve to pick the happy choice for yourself.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 11:32 am This is so hard, and you are a kind person to consider your dad’s feelings. Captain Awkward has great scripts for setting and enforcing boundaries with your dad. When setting boundaries, the goal isn’t for everyone to feel happy and great about the boundary and to agree with you. The goal is to communicate what you’ve decided. They get to feel however they feel and their reaction is theirs alone. You don’t need his buy in on your choice. My son’s dad and I divorced years ago, and I know full well that after he turns 18 he can choose to spend his holidays however he wishes. While I hope he spends some of his time with me, I know that’s not guaranteed.
Lotus* October 30, 2021 at 12:16 pm One possibility is, you can spend thanksgiving with your mom, but make concrete plans with your dad the weekend after Thanksgiving? That way he still has plans with you to look forward to. Personally, if I were in your position, I would also factor in how many other people were coming to his thanksgiving. If he would otherwise be spending Thanksgiving alone, I don’t think I would have the heart to skip it. But it may be okay if he will still have other people over. I totally understand not being crazy about all your extended relatives, but if you’re going to see your mom’s family anyway at Christmas it may not be a huge sacrifice to do Thanksgiving with your dad (though if you had made that decision you wouldn’t be asking this question.)
the cat's ass* October 30, 2021 at 12:27 pm The holidays are HARD. I like the “Let’s do something Thxgiving weekend” as an alternative the best. When i was married to Mr. A we alternated holidays between his fam and mine, frequently complicated by my work as a nurse. That got me out of a LOT of different holiday scenarios, but with alternatives that mostly worked for everybody. You sound like youre working hard to keep everyone happy, including yourself. I hope it goes well!
Swift* October 30, 2021 at 1:31 pm I went through something similar with my dad, although it was just a change for a year. My dad felt like it Said Something about how I felt about him, even though it was just about circumstances that year. It’s hard, but this is a really normal thing to figure out! I’m in my late 30s and I’m still figuring it out. Traditions change, and they don’t have to be the same every year. I think telling your dad that this is an experiment for this year is probably the best way to be more gentle about it. One thing you could try is to plan to call him on Thanksgiving before the parties, or to step away from your mom’s party to call him and say hi to everyone. I’ve done this when I’ve been out of the country for the holidays and it was a big hit. Good luck!
KittyCardigans* October 30, 2021 at 2:02 pm I second the call/text on Thanksgiving—it will only take a minute on your end but might help your dad with the transition from seeing you every Thankgiving to probably not seeing you most Thanksgivings. We stopped going to my aunt’s house for Thanksgiving a few years ago and now I host it myself, but I still try to send a short-but-sweet message wishing her a happy holiday and reminding her I love her, and I think it has helped when she’s feeling melancholy that none of the kids came home again.
Rainy* October 30, 2021 at 2:29 pm You don’t have to tell him “from now on I’ll be spending t-day with mom”. You can just say “hey, this year I’m going to mom’s, but I’ll visit you on X day”.
SofiaDeo* October 30, 2021 at 6:06 pm I wouldn’t even bring up the point you are going to your mom’s. Simply say you have made other plans this year for Thanksgiving. Change the subject if he presses for details. Leave it at that.
Not So NewReader* October 30, 2021 at 6:36 pm At some point can you and your sibs coordinate and all appear together at TG at your dad’s? I was thinking once every few years? Perhaps that would be better for you and something for dad to look forward to?
Anony* October 30, 2021 at 6:56 pm I get this so much. I have one side of the family that I’m much closer with than the other, and we always did Thanksgiving with the “less fun” side. My siblings and I never really enjoyed Thanksgiving. One year we did it with the other side due to a weird fluke, and I’ll admit it was hard to go back after having a taste of how fun it could be! I will say it’s hardest when you are 20s/30s and single, and I stuck it out and went most years then. Now that I’m married I sort of get a pass to do things differently. Not fair but that’s how it’s been. I also have been dealing with this on Christmas with my in laws (near me) vs my family (far away). My opinion: unless you are going to switch to a “fair” system (ie alternate years), I think the kindest way to deal with it is one year at a time. Just say that this year you are doing the holidays at X’s house because you haven’t Cousin Frank or whoever in a while but without making it a forever thing. Lean into the pandemic – I bet you really haven’t seen some people! Your dad will be sad but it’s not like you’re leaving him to eat dinner totally alone, he’ll be with family. But I would avoid big pronouncements. And who knows what might happen in the future anyway – I have found with family getting older, illnesses, and other factors things can change. In my case now that I’ve had a taste of NOT flying in December and spending Christmas at home, I’m honestly tempted never to do it again, but I don’t need to hurt my parents preemptively for no real reason.
Bibliovore* October 30, 2021 at 7:01 pm I have read through all of the comments. Not a therapist but if you can avail yourself of the help of one that might be helpful. One- I see a person who has been extremely supportive of the their parents. (throughout childhood and young adulthood adhering to the schedule of holiday visits) There is nothing wrong with spending the holidays with people whose company you enjoy. The first thanksgiving that we did go to see family was post 911. It was as if a spell had been broken. Relieved of that obligation we created new traditions for ourselves.
Hearts & Minds* October 30, 2021 at 8:45 pm You never know, he might be feeling the same sense of obligation of making a space for you at Thanksgiving because it’s been the tradition. Maybe he and your stepmom would love to do a cruise or something else special together every year, but he goes to the relative’s house because you’ll be there and he doesn’t want to not show up for your tradition. Maybe your stepmom doesn’t have any fun there either and would be relieved/happy to do a couple’s thing or go to a different relative’s house. Kids grow up and make their own traditions, you have just as much right to do that as your siblings. Maybe every 5 years or so your siblings can come home for Thanksgiving and those can be the times you spend with your dad’s family. Also, you have the right not to have to “make up the time.” “Since I’m not spending Thanksgiving day, I’ll come over next weekend” or whatever. Live your life for YOU. He’s living his life, with your stepmom. You’re all still family, and the Venn diagram of when you all come together is good, AND you get to decide how big your circle in that diagram is at any one time.
allathian* October 31, 2021 at 3:09 am It sounds like you’re single. Do your siblings have spouses/kids? I think that for many single people it’s a lot harder to set boundaries with their parents. Some never consider their kids to be adults until it’s forced upon them, often by the kids getting married and/or having kids of their own, and then some of them get jealous when one set of in-laws gets to see the family more often than the other… Don’t mention to your dad that you prefer spending time with your mom’s extended family, that will only hurt his feelings. But if you lead with having spent many weekends with him and some with his extended family recently, and wanting to see your mom’s extended family now, he may not like it, but you aren’t responsible for his feelings about this. You won’t ever be comfortable making decisions that work for you until you can accept that people can feel sad about your decisions and you aren’t responsible for other people’s feelings.
Batgirl* October 31, 2021 at 6:32 am Its pretty normal to outgrow branches of your extended family, and I’d hardly say you are rejecting your Dad’s family when one of your complaints is that you don’t get to see your own siblings! I would probably take a look at your calendar over a typical year, figure out how many extended dad-family gatherings you tend to be attending (like weddings etc) and compare that to the number you’d ideally go to. Then I’d consider what dates your siblings are likely to be visiting your father, or vice versa. Then I’d plot my ideal calendar. When you speak to your dad keep in mind that you never engineered this set up, and neither did your dad. It’s a relative’s party and it wasn’t designed with you in mind. It’s perfectly ok to say it doesn’t suit you any more and that you want to be more efficient with your time and how/when you see people. See him in ways that are genuine and purposeful for you.
Lady Danbury* October 31, 2021 at 9:24 am As someone who is fortunate to have a fairly close family on both sides (less close with my dad in recent years bc issues), I urge you to ignore those who are trying to guilt you into making choices that are suboptimal for you, especially since that choice is still to spend time with family. I wholeheartedly reject the notion that children owe parents obligations. Children are the only party in the parent/child relationship that had 0 choice in entering into that relationship and therefore the obligation falls on the parents’ side. Acting out of obligation isn’t the same as having a relationship based on love and respect, including self love and respect for self. Not spending Thanksgiving with your dad doesn’t mean he’s a bad dad, especially since he will be spending it with extended family (as opposed to you leaving him alone). If you were in a relationship, you and your partner would have to figure out how to navigate holidays, which means that established traditions would probably change for both of you. Why should doing what’s best for you as an individual be any different for doing what’s best for you as a person? This is the perfect time to establish new traditions such as an intimate dinner with your dad in late November or early December. Is there a particular activity that he enjoys that you could integrate into this time together?
Texan in exile* October 31, 2021 at 11:47 am My library has stopped inspecting returned books for damage. The new librarian said that the entire point of library books is to be used and if the library pays to replace damaged books instead of the borrower, it’s cheaper than having librarians carefully inspecting every book ( and delaying returning books to the shelves).
Not A Manager* October 30, 2021 at 12:44 am I stopped coloring my hair during the past few years, and mostly I like it. But the hair color seemed to also condition my hair and make it more manageable, with fewer flyaways. Is there any product that coats your hair like a hair color, but is colorless?
GermanGirl* October 30, 2021 at 12:54 am Hm, yeah shampoo/conditioner with silicone. I know lots of shampoo brands nowadays advertise that they’re without silicone, but for some hair types a silicone coating is a good thing.
SmoothLikeButter* October 30, 2021 at 1:42 am You could try colorless henna. You leave it on a short time to condition your hair. I also wonder if there is anything similar to that for traditional hair dye?
I take tea* October 31, 2021 at 5:11 pm Seconding henna. I love henna. It makes my hair thicker and very shiny, and I like using natural products.
Picket line or bread line* October 30, 2021 at 3:47 am Look into the Curly Girl Method. Even if your hair isn’t curly, it can help you understand what you need to nourish your hair and nurse it back to health.
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 4:04 pm I have curly hair and I tried this for months during the pandemic. My hair never stopped looking gross. I can’t imagine someone without curly hair having success with it, and I’d only try it as a last resort. Just my $.02.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 8:19 pm Same. I actually discovered that I felt blah and down on the days I didn’t wash my hair because I just put my dirty hair in a ponytail or bun and I just felt gross (even if my hair objectively wasn’t). The curly girl method works on dry, often curly hair that is harmed by over washing.
willow for now* October 31, 2021 at 12:15 am I also was not impressed with Curly Girl. Just my 2 cents also.
Batgirl* October 31, 2021 at 6:38 am I have wavy hair and the curly girl method didn’t clean my hair well enough. I found a half way method very useful though; low poo shampoos and silicone free conditioner meant my hair wasn’t sealed off from nourishing treatments ( Though I use silicone occasionally for the extra sheen). However most colour products have super silicone conditioner to lock in the color, so I’m guessing silicone is the very thing that OP is missing.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 11:20 am A “repairing” mask or deep conditioner would help, though not as long lasting as a gloss that can be applied by a stylist. The Olaplex product is pretty much as good as the hype (sorry, wallet) and I also really like the Joico K-Pak Reconstructor.
Well...* October 30, 2021 at 11:37 am My hair gets much more oily when the highlights grow out, so I use dry shampoo when I’m feeling my natural darker color. Once I start highlighting again, the bleach or whatever dries it out and I like the texture a lot more. IDK if this is the same problem you have, but if so I recommend Living Proof dry shampoo. I’d avoid the stuff you pour out into your hands and then rub on your head. It’s basically baby powder, but more expensive.
Victoria Nonprofit* October 30, 2021 at 11:55 am Yes, Living Proof Dry Shampoo! I’ve tried alllll the dry shampoos and this is by far the best.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 11:55 am The John Frida Frizz Ease range is a lifesaver for me (really, really frizzy black hair), although I have managed to find a few times a stock of the conditioner that’s included in the hair colour packs and that seems to be what does the trick.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 1:28 pm I’d ask your hairdresser if there are any products they’d recommend. I hate to say it, but salon quality products do have a noticeable difference, at least for my hair (but I still buy Pantene because I can’t afford the salon prices….)
Eastcoastanon* October 30, 2021 at 3:20 pm Oh be careful about silicone if you use high heat styling appliances. The heat can melt the silicone; when the melted silicone cools, it *permanently* coats the hair shaft. The melted silicone makes hair feel weird, like doll hair. Then if you add more silicone and melt it with a flat iron or curling wand again… Found out the hard way… I always check for silicone in the ingredients now.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 8:20 pm Ohhh! Good to know! I just blow dry my hair these days. I’m not coordinated enough for curlers or flat irons, sadly.
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 4:06 pm What does your hair routine look like now? What products are you using? There are tons of great products for flyaways and manageability that I’d prob try before the annoyance of a gloss, which will be chemically differently than dye anyways.
SofiaDeo* October 30, 2021 at 6:08 pm Sall’ Bauty Supply sells a Light’s & Brights clear hair product (it also comes tinted).
Not So NewReader* October 30, 2021 at 6:44 pm Hair can reflect the health of the body. If the body is dehydrated or lacking in oils then hair can really misbehave. So you can use a two-pronged approach, of topical and internal treatments. Daily hydration is something we easily forget as the weather cools. You don’t need a ton of healthy oils in your diet, just some and you should see a difference in terms of having less and less problems. I did find a product at the health food store for hair in a pump bottle. It is basically oils. I’d spray it on my brush then brush my hair. I use it mostly in the dead of winter when everything is so dry. I also changed over to using an organic body wash on my hair. I have a lot less problems keeping it in place. I used to have problems with static-y, dry hair, that looked more like a corn broom than hair. Doing these two things has helped my hair to look more consistent day after day.
Lady Danbury* October 31, 2021 at 9:25 am There are clear glosses that are exactly what you’re asking for. Examples here https://www.marieclaire.com/beauty/hair/g36039186/best-hair-gloss/
MissDisplaced* October 31, 2021 at 9:32 am Gloss There are hair color ‘glosses’ that closely match your own color, but add depth and shine. Also you could try color enhancing shampoos. There are leave in clear hair serums specifically for frizzies and flyaways, formulated for various hair types (curly, dry, body, etc.) I discovered a lot of these at Marshals/TJMaxx where the investment is low (like $5) to buy.
Yup* November 1, 2021 at 5:00 am Something I heard about recently that can do this is Keratin Treatment at a salon, but you have to make sure whatever brand they use doesn’t have formaldehyde. It’s also very expensive, but can last for up to 6 months. I’m still looking into it myself so can’t say personally how well it works.
Channy* November 1, 2021 at 6:46 am I’ve been getting keratin treatments for a couple of years. I let my natural colour grow out from the start of the pandemic and now that it’s all natural, I’m finding I don’t like the affect of the treatment. My hair gets oily really fast and has no body. I’ve had my stylist put in a gloss – hair dye without the dye – and it made the texture similar to when I was colouring it regularly and added back that shine. My hair isn’t damaged, just gets dull and limp.
Rusty Shackelford* November 1, 2021 at 2:13 pm There are a couple of different, similar treatments. The Brazilian Blowout has formaldehyde, or at least it used to. I get the Coppola Keratin Complex treatment, which coats your hair but doesn’t restructure it. (And if you can get it done at a cosmetology school, it’s pretty inexpensive!)
ThisIshRightHere* November 1, 2021 at 7:46 am I use clear hair color. Not kidding! Jazzing or Color Brilliance or a similar brand of rinse-out semi-permanent color should have a “clear” color. It has all the moisturizing/sealing/conditioning properties without pigment or bleach. Try it!
GermanGirl* October 30, 2021 at 12:48 am The cat says: What? I know you can sit on a stool. I just didn’t feel like it today. Your cats are so cute, Alison.
Aphrodite* October 30, 2021 at 12:58 am Haha! Come on, Alison, fess up. Was the sheep for you or Olive?
Princess Deviant* October 30, 2021 at 5:07 am I’ve also seen a Highland cow one, which is absolutely adorable.
Myrin* October 30, 2021 at 5:10 am Am I seeing correctly that the sheep’s name is “Sheen”? If so, that’s doubly wonderful! :D
Myrin* October 30, 2021 at 3:31 pm My goodness, I misread the caption! I could’ve sworn it said “olive and sheen”. I maintain that it would be a lovely name, though!
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 11:56 am All purchases in a cat’s house START out for the human… (Glares at William Catner hogging my Star Wars blanket)
Not A Library* October 30, 2021 at 12:51 am Bit of a random question. When I was in high school, I loaned a paperback book to a friend. They gave it back to me with the book bent in half so badly that the spine had broken, definitely not the state of the book that I loaned to them. When I ask them about it, they didn’t really think it was a big deal. When I ask them about any kind of reimbursement, they thought that was odd since I had loaned it to them without any conditions about the book’s return. Since then, when I loan books or really any item to someone, I always specify that if they damage the item to an unrecognizable state, I will ask them to pay it back. Some have thought it was odd that I would state this so clearly upfront, because they said they would most definitely pay for it if they damaged the item, but when I explain my reasoning, everyone seems to understand. Recently I borrowed a book from a friend, and while in my possession, it got wet. Not soak to a point of being illegible; however the dust jacket was very clearly wet, and the pages had turned wavy from the moisture. I showed it to my friend, apologized, and said I would Buy her a new copy of the book. She said I didn’t have to do that. When I said that that’s how I do all of my books, she understood that but said she doesn’t put as much stock in getting items replaced as I do. It made me wonder if my condition is too over the top. If I loan an item to someone, I do like to know that it’s going to be returned in pretty much the same condition as I loaned it. I’m not talking about small things like dog earring pages; I mean drastic things like water damage, broken spine, bite marks from pets or babies. Am I being too harsh of conditions of items I loan?
Not A Manager* October 30, 2021 at 1:03 am For things that count to me as “not very expensive,” I don’t lend them out unless I’m willing to have them get broken or not ever returned. People are horrible about returning books, no matter what they say. I’m surprised you got your paperback returned in any condition at all. For more expensive things, I only lend them to people I think are responsible, and only if I’m willing to accept normal wear and tear. These are people who I do trust to repair or replace something that they actually broke, so I don’t specify it upfront. If someone returned a book to me with a broken spine, I think I’d just not lend them stuff in the future. But I think you’re completely correct to offer to replace anything that you damage, including a book.
Richard Hershberger* October 30, 2021 at 7:20 am Hence the old joke that only your friends steal your books. And yes, especially for inexpensive paperbacks. Back in the day, many people thought of those as disposable: books you would leave on the park bench where you happened to finish them, so that someone else could pick it up and enjoy it. Or put another way, more like a magazine then an item to be retained permanently. I am not advocating this, but it was a thing. Nowadays ebooks have replaced that market segment.
Be the Change* October 30, 2021 at 9:09 am And Little Free Libraries, which are things of joy. :-) I still leave paperbacks on airport seats and benches (or did before covid).
Edwina* October 31, 2021 at 2:19 am We like to travel to Paris and discovered a rental vacation apartment that we really liked. The first time we went there we read a number of books–we’re avid readers, but books are heavy!–so we left them there for future visitors. The next year we went back and rented the same apartment. We were delighted to see there seemed to be a good library of books! On closer look, we discovered they were ours.
GoryDetails* October 30, 2021 at 12:10 pm Heh! I’m an active BookCrosser, and I leave books on park benches and other places often (though during COVID I’ve mostly limited that to explicitly-designated book-swap shelves such as Little Free Libraries). But I do prefer to give books away rather than lending them. While I’m happy to acquire books in almost any condition – I get battered ex-library paperbacks that require lots of tape to hold together, for example – I do NOT like it if someone abuses a book of mine, yea even unto dog-earing the pages {cringe}. And I take excellent care of books lent me by others – indeed, all my books tend to leave my hands in as good (or better) condition than when I got them. If a friend returned a book with broken spine, etc., I don’t think I’d ask for a replacement but would definitely mention that I wasn’t happy about it – and in future I wouldn’t lend that person any books. (If it was a good friend I might gift them some books, but that’d be it.)
Nope* November 1, 2021 at 5:16 am Ha, I didn’t realize that Little Free Libraries were supposed to be for swapping books. I read on Nextdoor about someone who had a bunch of books stolen from the one she had in front of her house, so I snuck over there one night and filled it up with a bunch of my own books.
Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth* November 1, 2021 at 11:37 am Yeah the general presumption is you will not take ALL of them, but they are for swapping books. I was trying to describe the difference to a friend of mine who read a news headline about all the books being stolen out of a Little Free Library. She didn’t understand how that was different from its usual function, and therefor how it counted as stealing. I went all in describing how the first people to show up whenever books are offered for free or cheap (like at the Friends of the Library sales) will not be readers or even teachers or parents, but people who run online used book stores (like on eBay or whatever), and they will snatch up all the popular or recognition-likely titles, which is not in the spirit of the offering usually.
Blarg* October 30, 2021 at 9:29 am I just either give books away or don’t. I don’t lend them out. I only keep books that have real meaning/value to me — signed, a special gift, whatever. Otherwise, to me, I love that I can share a book I loved with others. And to me, books are meant to be read. Which sometimes means the spine is broken or a page is torn or something is spilled on it. So a damaged book means a well loved, well read book. I also tend to move fairly far distances fairly often, so over the years I’ve become a lot less sentimental — if I forgot I had a thing since the last move, I almost certainly don’t need it.
WellRed* October 30, 2021 at 10:34 am Yes! I have special books and then I have all the rest to read and pass on. I’d certainly offer to replace a book I damaged, especially a hardcover.
Public Sector Manager* October 30, 2021 at 11:04 am Exactly. All my special books I keep and never lend out, even if it’s a 30 year old paperback. Those I’m not attached to, I’m happy to send them out the door, never to return.
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 4:28 pm I feel this way too! Unless a book was important enough to me or good enough that I’d want to reread it, I don’t keep it. I keep things like short story anthologies or comedy that I might pick up between novels for fun. I’ve also moved five times in six years (yay grad school) and books are heavy. NaL might never feel the way we do, which they probably can’t really help.
Lady Danbury* October 31, 2021 at 9:30 am This. My parents taught me not to lend anything (including money) that I can’t afford (financially or emotionally) to give as a gift. Damage is a foreseeable consequence of lending bc sh*t happens, as you learned. If something is so precious to you that you’d be upset about its loss/damage, just don’t lend it out. And for everything else, lend it and forget it. As any librarian can tell you, the only person’s behavior you can control is yourself.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 6:14 pm That is exactly my philosophy. If it would bother me to never see it again, whatever it is, I simply won’t lend it out.
GermanGirl* October 30, 2021 at 1:11 am I don’t think you’re being too harsh. I also expect to get my items returned in more or less the same condition as I gave them out. And if there’s substantial damage, I expect to be offered a replacement (or at least a real apology). And I’ll do the same when I borrow stuff and it gets damaged: Apologize and offer to replace. That said, if I think I can fix it or its still useable, I’ll often tell the person that I’ll do that and they don’t need to worry about paying for it. In my mind, books and most other things are meant to be used and may wear their damages as a badge of honour, as long as they’re not falling apart. I don’t tell people up front that I expect them to pay for damages. I don’t think it’s a bad thing to be clear about your expectations, but it does give of a weird “I don’t trust you with my stuff” vibe. And if someone would return an item to me in broken condition and not apologize/offer to replace, then I’d just stop lending stuff to them.
Lizzie (with the deaf cat)* October 30, 2021 at 1:13 am No, they are your possessions and you do not have to lend them to anyone just because they want to borrow them. My approach to lending books is to consider I have given them away, and not expect them back. If a book was precious to me, I would not lend it. I buy a lot of books, especially from garage sales and library sales, and am happy to pass them on or leave them at work for others to take. I do keep a record of books I have loaned out, which was helpful once when a friend’s husband filed some art books I had lent her in with her own extensive collection. Easily retrieved! A friendship is more valuable than a damaged book, overall. It might just be a bit of information that you personally don’t lend any other things you really value to them, if you see they have a pretty casual approach to returning or looking after your possessions.
PollyQ* October 30, 2021 at 2:17 am It’s a harder line than many people will take, although on the flip side, I think it’s just good etiquette that if someone damages borrowed property they should do what you do, and replace it without asking, so the lender shouldn’t have to specify the condition up front. But I don’t think it’s unreasonable to make it an explicit condition, so that people know your expectations. (All that said, I hope none of Alison’s gracious readers are dog-earing other people’s books. Not cool.)
Pennyworth* October 30, 2021 at 2:46 am You can put whatever conditions you like on the borrowers. I have a friend who can read a brand new book and it will still look pristine. I can’t do that, although I treat books well, they definitely look as though they have been read, so I would never borrow a book from her. If someone damaged one of my books I would not lend them another one. As for wanting it replaced or paid for, it would probably depend on whether it was one I really wanted to have. I would like to think they would offer to replace on they damaged, but some people are terribly disrespectful of books. I have seen the spine of a new paperback deliberately broken so the pages would lie flat, the page corners folded over instead of using a bookmark, horrible things.
allathian* October 30, 2021 at 2:46 am No, I don’t think you’re being too harsh. I only lend my books to people I see in person pretty regularly, in practice it’s my family and close friends. Before the pandemic, when I went to the office almost every day, I’d sometimes lend or borrow books from some coworkers, the kind of people who’d talk about the books they were reading during our coffee breaks. For me, books, especially paperbacks, are consumables. I don’t really mind if there’s some wear and tear on a book, as long as it’s not just a bunch of loose pages. When I borrow books, I’m more careful with other people’s books than my own, and if there’s significant damage, like a torn cover, I’ll offer to replace the book. This has only happened once, and the person said not to bother, and just fixed the paperback cover with some sticky tape.
Scarlet Magnolias* October 30, 2021 at 3:54 am I don’t lend books, although I make an exception for my son
Stitch* October 30, 2021 at 4:07 am Totally normal. I lent a copy of a book to a friend and her dig chewed thr cover slightly (book was still readable. She just gave me a new copy if thr book when she returned it. That’s pretty normal.
Sleeping Late Every Day* October 30, 2021 at 4:21 am I seldom loan books out. Years ago, I loaned a special autographed book to a co-worker, and she died before she could return it. This was pre-internet, and I had no idea who any of her relatives were (she had no immediate family) or how to contact them after a decent interval. It made me be a little hoardy about my books.
Myrin* October 30, 2021 at 5:18 am You aren’t being too harsh at all! I feel basically the same way you do and would especially do so if I’d had experienced what you did with your high school friend. However, your friend who doesn’t put that much stock in how loaned items come back to her isn’t wrong – maybe she just doesn’t care much for books but would react differently with, IDK, a kitchen utensil or a vase, maybe she’s like that with everything; it’s a different kind of preference and that’s okay. (Not saying you don’t see it that way! But I absolutely have met people who had higher standards in a Thing than I do and didn’t accept that no, I really, truly mean it, please stop badgering me about it! Again, it doesn’t seem like you are that way but for anyone else reading, that might be enlightening.)
I need cheesecake* October 30, 2021 at 7:07 am I think your position on all this is fine but the way you’re expressing it seems a little intense.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 7:35 am That’s kinda where I come down, I think. The expectation is reasonable, but if you loaned me something and prefaced it with a lecture about how if it didn’t come back in the exact same condition you would expect me to pay you for it, I’d probably go “You know what, I appreciate the offer, but it sounds like it’ll just be easier all around if I (get it from the library/order my own copy/whatever) and then neither of us has to worry about it!”
Not A Library* October 30, 2021 at 7:44 am It’s not a long lecture. It’s handing over the book and stating ‘ I hope you enjoy it; my one rule with loaning books is that I would ask you to replace it if it got horribly damaged in your care‘. Most people respond with ‘ of course I would get you a new copy if I destroyed this the book accidentally‘; it’s only been a few that ask why and then I explain what happened in high school. And since I’ve been doing this, no person has declined to borrow book from me, and only one seriously damaged my book and replaced it with no issue (her cat chewed on the cover).
CTT* October 30, 2021 at 8:17 am I think you need to stop thinking of that high school incident every time you loan something out. Your friend in high school was a jerk for reacting that way, but teenagers can be jerks and not fully aware of social niceties. Most adults know that if they destroy something they borrowed, they should offer to replace it – that’s what everyone here is saying and it sounds like that’s the reaction you’re getting when you explain it to your friends. There are always outliers, but I really think your odds of the same situation from high school happening again are rare.
matcha123* October 30, 2021 at 10:36 am I think you are being too generous. Teens aren’t stupid, they know they would be angry if someone damaged their new shoes or spilled something on their clothing. Not damaging others’ property is something kids are taught in preschool.
KittyCardigans* October 30, 2021 at 2:11 pm I don’t think teens are stupid, but I think that teens can easily have different understandings of what equals “damaged’ rather than “reasonable wear and tear” for a book.
matcha123* October 31, 2021 at 3:51 am Slightly bent pages is understandable, but a broken/bent spine? In any American school returning a book like that to the school would automatically incur a fee. Even elementary school kids know that. Turning textbooks back in in good condition was hounded into us. The same with library books. Treating your friend’s book worse than you’d treat a textbook or library book is serious disrespect. Not a lapse in judgement…
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 6:28 pm Matcha123 I don’t know where/when you went to school, but no school I ever went to in the 70s/80s ever “hounded it into us” to keep books in good condition or charged any kind of fine* for things like dog eared pages, broken spines, a random scribble or whatever. At most, if it happened to be a year we got new textbooks, the teacher might start the year with a short warning not to mess up the books and that was about it. So your experience isn’t universal. *serious damage or loss that required replacement of a book might have been an exception, but I never lost or damaged a schoolbook so I don’t really know.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 9:04 am And that’s fine, you’re entitled to make conditions on your stuff if you want to and I’m glad it’s working for you. You asked how people thought about it, and my opinion is, in the situation you describe, I’d tell you thanks but no thanks, because you’ve made it a more high-maintenance interaction than I’m interested in by making a big deal about your rule about what is to me obvious common sense.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:18 am Yes, to me it would suggest that maybe a replacement wouldn’t be enough–that there was a sentimental attachment to this specific article that would make me worried about using it.
twocents* October 30, 2021 at 11:21 am This is where I come down too. Even a one-sentencer about the conditions for returning the item would make me feel like either (1) they think I’m a child who needs to be advised how to care for items and it’s condescending, or (2) they’re VERY high maintenance about things, and there is a strong risk that we will fundamentally disagree on what counts as normal wear-and-tear. Either way, this is clearly at risk of being a high point of friction, so I might as well go buy my own or whatever.
Calliope* October 30, 2021 at 5:55 pm Yeah, I can’t think of when this has happened to me before, but I know it has and when someone lends me something with a condition like that, I back out immediately. Of course I’d replace it if I destroyed it but the fact that they’re already worrying about it makes me worry the item is too high stakes for me to want to worry about.
Malarkey01* October 30, 2021 at 10:55 am I think, to me, saying that to me as an adult would come off as a bit much. Entirely in your right to say and a reasonable expectation, however to me it would make it seem as a quirk that would mark you as very “particular”. I also wouldn’t expect my friends to replace a book if it happened to get damaged. Again, completely fine for you to do it, but again to me and my friends we’d pass off something of that cost as a please don’t worry about it and would probably find a way to buy the other lunch or give a. We book. It’s cool to do whatever you want but if you want to know if it’s reading as too much to others I’d say yes, especially since someone you actually know commented about it to you.
Not So NewReader* October 30, 2021 at 6:56 pm ‘I hope you enjoy it; my one rule with loaning books is that I would ask you to replace it if it got horribly damaged in your care‘. This is the rub right here. You are assuming that a broken spine is “horrible”. I think at least 1/3 of my books have broken spines. I get books to read, they may or may not be pristine. I don’t place a high value on condition as long as it’s intact. If people do not tell me upfront their expectations about their books, I’d really have very little clue. I have had friends who would fall apart over a dog-eared page. My solution there is don’t borrow books from them. For my own collection, I do not loan out books that I refer to. BUT, I will hunt down a used copy of the book and give it to someone. I loan out what I am willing to never see again. I don’t think you are over the top. You just care about your books. I do think that the right thing to do is to explain to people that a broken spine is specifically a concern of yours before they take the book. Don’t assume people know this. And yes, you will continue to meet people who think a broken spine is nbd.
lasslisa* October 31, 2021 at 3:42 pm This is where I am, too. I have one friend who reads her books very carefully, never cracked open more than a couple of inches, so she doesn’t “break the spine”. I always thought of that as her personal peccadillo and an unnecessary obstacle to actually reading the book comfortably. I figure books are meant to be opened, I will lay mine flat to read them, they get a crease along the spine sometimes and look used instead of looking new but I would never consider “doesn’t look new anymore” as “damage” (though I know some other people do so I would hopefully remember to ask). Same if it has a little ding on the corner of a hardcover, something that annoys my husband. To me it’s still the same book and it reads just the same (not like water damage or pages pulled out or chew marks). So, rather than making a point about “damage” I would probably just explicitly say you don’t like when books have their spines creased, and ask the person to take care not to open it too widely. Someone who shares your preferences will immediately understand and say they already read everything like that, and someone who doesn’t will be totally confused and probably not want to borrow the book, which is the best outcome.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 6:51 pm “ ‘I hope you enjoy it; my one rule with loaning books is that I would ask you to replace it if it got horribly damaged in your care‘. This is the rub right here. You are assuming that a broken spine is “horrible”. I think at least 1/3 of my books have broken spines. I get books to read, they may or may not be pristine. I don’t place a high value on condition as long as it’s intact.” Exactly this. To me, a cracked spine is normal wear & tear that happens while reading. If someone hadn’t told me years ago specifically not to do it to a book they loaned me, I would never in a million years have dreamed that anyone considered it “terrible damage”.
Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth* November 1, 2021 at 11:46 am Cracked and broken are not the same thing. I’m not sure which one OP meant, but to me “broken” is “basically in two pieces, just barely held together by the paper of the spine”–as in, all the glue has been broken through in one spot. Cracked spines are something that can be avoided, but would be extreme to harp on someone about for a book you leant them. Reading to avoid cracking/creasing a spine is not the norm, so you can’t expect it of everyone.
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 9:30 am Yeah. I think “If there’s obvious damage then of course you offer to replace the item” is the social norm, and spelling it out preemptively to people who planned to do that is usually off-putting, suggesting you think poorly of them. I think your spine-snapping friend was the weird outlier, not the norm to form all future lending around.
They’re just things* October 30, 2021 at 7:52 am Stating that you expect damaged possessions to be fixed or replaced up-front is kind of a wild thing to do because that’s already the social norm (whether or not people adhere to it, I think everyone understands that it’s polite to take care of others’ things and expect to make amends if you don’t). So when you tell people that you are expecting them to follow social norms it kind of sounds like you’re assuming they won’t, which I imagine is a bit rough to be on the receiving end of. It would be like if I invited someone to supper and said “but DON’T steal the spoons!!” But remember that different people have different ideas of damage! My sister keeps every book in her collection looking like new. Mine are dog-eared and broken-spined. We just use them differently. Yes ideally we would all calibrate our usage to that of the person who owns the item, but in reality if you’re someone whose books are all busted to hell and back, as mine are, a bent or broken spine might not even register to you as “damage” – it might just feel to you like “how books look.” Anyway, if something is precious to you, don’t lend it. Always assume anything that leaves your possession is never coming back to you, and if you can’t handle that, keep it with you. I think in general it’s good to be clear about your expectations but in this case I think your expectations are a bit off.
ecnaseener* October 30, 2021 at 8:18 am Yes, I think you’re over-generalizing from this one high school friend who played dumb about social conventions around not wrecking other people’s stuff. Most people will not intentionally damage your things, and if an accident happens they’ll offer to pay. Stating that up front is very intense, I would instead just say “Take care of it please, that’s my only copy!” and not mention money.
Not A Library* October 30, 2021 at 9:32 am You make an excellent point, that I’m focusing too much on what happened years ago when it’s only happened once cents, and that person did not make a big deal about replacing it. I’m going to keep that in mind next time I learned a book out.
Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth* November 1, 2021 at 11:56 am Honestly though, it feels like all the responses here are split into two camps, consisting of: “I just don’t expect books back when I lend them” and “OBVIOUSLY that’s the social norm, to expect books back in good condition and to be replaced if broken.” So it really seems to me like neither one is the social norm, there are different expectations, and it’s fine to say, “Just FYI, I expect this back in okay condition.” You might be considered to be weird, but that’s honestly fine. Everyone is weird in different ways, and establishing your expectations is a fair way to show it.
Not So NewReader* October 30, 2021 at 6:59 pm I think that high school age is the highest point where books can come back damaged. As we age we get a little more careful- at least most of us. I def did not expect my high school friends to know not to bend a book back or dog ear pages.
Person from the Resume* October 30, 2021 at 11:37 am I think this is the critical piece. This is more about how people care for books differently. People treat books differently. I’m with you. I take care of books and don’t dog ear them or crack the spine by laying them absolutely flat. Other folks do and consider that normal use. So your HS friend treated your book normal for her and was surprised you thought she damaged it. I think it is a bit odd that you specify “you damage, you replace it” for everything you loan out because that seems to be a normal social contract. I understand you doing it for books after what happened in HS. I might word it as more of a personal quirk. “Please don’t damage this book; I keep my books in good shape.”
They’re just things* October 30, 2021 at 3:40 pm Or just only lend to people who are on the same wavelength as you are about how to take care of objects. I don’t borrow my sister’s books because I worry I would damage them and upset her. I am particular about my pens and don’t lend them out to people except those I know to be responsible pen-returners and non-cap-chewers. If it matters to you that your things stay as they are, only place them in the custody of people who care for their own things the same way you do.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 3:53 pm Yeah, I had one friend who would lend on to others books I had lent her. I definitely stopped loaning her books.
matcha123* October 30, 2021 at 10:27 am I don’t think you are being harsh. I worked in high school and a portion of my earnings went to buying anime and manga. I allowed a friend to borrow some of my videos (that cost $30 for one), and she returned them to me with the covers bent and didn’t give af. If it’s something meaningful to you, then you get to set the terms. Obviously those people have different feelings towards their things. I am very particular about who I loan things to. And I ask them to take good care of the items. Regardless of whether the item was given to you or bought for a million dollars, it’s your thing and the person who borrows it should endeavor to return it in the condition it was lent.
Sutemi* October 30, 2021 at 11:00 am I think have to be more explicit about your assumptions when loaning things out because people have different ideas about what wear and tear is acceptable. For example, you state that dog earring pages is OK but a broken spine on a paperback is not. Neither matter much to me, but if I was forced to guess I would think that dog earring pages would have been less welcome.
MissCoco* October 30, 2021 at 2:04 pm I agree that dog-eared pages are a better-known faux pas. I do dog-ear my own books, but I make a particular point to not do that for lent books (either from a friend or library). It’s never really occurred to me to try hard to avoid breaking the spine of a paperback, since it happens so often just during normal reading, especially with longer books. But I’m also wondering if this was a case of an extremely broken spine (like a sheaf of pages falling out type of break), and Not a Library doesn’t mind the usual creasing of a spine
allathian* October 31, 2021 at 3:18 am Yeah, I don’t think it’s possible to avoid creasing the spine of a paperback that’s longer than about 200 pages. I don’t dog-ear my own books or anyone else’s, but I often skip using bookmarks with my own books, and just lay them face down on the table. I’m very strict about using bookmarks when I read someone else’s book, though, to avoid damaging the spine.
Moth* October 30, 2021 at 11:03 am I understand where you’re coming from. When I was in high school, I loaned a series of books that I really enjoyed to a friend of mine. We went to different schools, but were close one summer. After that summer we drifted apart and I just never got those books back. It made me reconsider being so generous with loaning things that I cared about. For a while, I decided not to loan books at all because of that incident. However, I later tried to adopt the mindset that you’ll often hear in advice columns regarding loaning money — don’t loan anyone something that you can’t afford to just give away and assume once you’ve loaned it that you’ll never get it back, so that you can be pleasantly surprised when you do and it doesn’t weigh on the relationship. I approach book loaning the same way now. I’m in a financial position where I could replace a book if I need to, so if I loan one, I try to just accept I may not ever see it back or it may come back in worse condition than I lent it. If that happens, I often won’t loan to that person again, but will just consider it a lesson learned. But if it’s a book that’s important to me or that I don’t want to go through the hassle of replacing, I just won’t loan it. And if I couldn’t afford to replace a book, I wouldn’t loan it either. It’s up to you how you approach things, but I’ve found that taking a more relaxed mindset has been helpful for me.
RagingADHD* October 30, 2021 at 11:22 am I am not a pristine reader and I only keep books that I intend to read many times, so all my books are battered anyway from being slung in a handbag, dropped, left in the bathroom, etc. It would take a pretty extreme level of damage, like a missing cover or ripped out pages, for me to consider that the book was ruined by lending it out. If it were ruined in that sense, I would expect that my friend would explain/apologize and offer to replace it. So in principle I agree that ruining a book (or other item) should warrant a replacement. But I have a very different definition of “ruin”. I think if you intend your books to stay pristine, you should not lend them out at all, because your expectations are much higher than what I consider normal wear and tear. You should gift them or just recommend them for your friend to get their own.
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 4:32 pm I was just wondering if this was an ADHD thing haha. I do think my ADHD is part of why I feel the need to ALWAYS have a book with me, and nothing like a little torrential downpour or mud splatter is going to stop me from taking my book out.
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 10:24 am IDK if it’s an ADHD thing or not. It fits the stereotype, but there’s so much variability. ADHD traits are just normal traits intensified to the point that they become a problem. Anything that isn’t interfering with a major life function, I’m leery of calling “an ADHD thing”
allathian* November 1, 2021 at 3:36 am When I lived in an apartment with a bath, I could spend hours just soaking there and reading. Many of my favorite paperbacks from that era have been dipped in the bath, some more than once, and at least one was completely submerged. All of them were perfectly readable once they’d dried out, just with wrinkled pages. That said, I never read a book in the bath that I’d borrowed from anyone else, not even from my parents who lived in the same apartment building and whose bookshelf I was allowed to treat pretty much as my own.
RebelwithMouseyHair* October 30, 2021 at 11:31 am All my books are hidden away in my bedroom because I can’t stand lending them (they become like a part of me!) and not getting them back. If I’m talking literature with people and they’re interested in a book I’ve read, I’ll get them a copy as a present. I’ve actually ordered several copies of certain books, knowing that I’ll be talking excitedly about them to the point my friends will want to read them too. My BFF doesn’t have the same attitude and will happily pass on books to me (we have very much the same taste). Since I got weird about it, saying “but I won’t want to give it back” and she’s pretty broke, she now gives me books she’s already read as a birthday present, that way I feel no obligation to give them back. For your friend who didn’t care about the state of the book you’d accidentally damaged, I’d simply have bought a new copy to give to her without even mentioning what happened beforehand. If she started going all “but I can’t accept that, please don’t go to such lengths” you could then say, “well, it’s a great book, now that I’ve given it to you, you can now lend it to someone else.”
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 6:46 pm “ For your friend who didn’t care about the state of the book you’d accidentally damaged, I’d simply have bought a new copy to give to her without even mentioning what happened beforehand. ” Why would you do this if your friend had already explicitly told you it didn’t matter to them that the book had some damage? Are you unable to accept their words at face value? If I was like ‘hey NBD I truly don’t even care that [thing you borrowed] has some damage’ and that person bought me a new one anyway, I’d be both confused and annoyed that they had wasted their money doing something I has specifically asked them NOT to.
Wishing You Well* October 30, 2021 at 11:35 am You’re not being too harsh. I don’t lend things because they might come back damaged or not come back at all. I’ll GIVE things to people or tell them I don’t lend things out. There’s actually a law that states you’re required to return a borrowed item in the same condition it was when it was lent to you. People can sue in small claims court (or higher) for damages or replacement. Probably no one bothers suing over a book but they do sue over higher dollar items. I recommend you stop loaning books. They don’t seem to get much respect from borrowers.
CatPerson* October 30, 2021 at 11:39 am I no longer lend books at all. Several instances where I never got the book back stopped that; I had to repurchase books that I already owned. In two cases the borrower lost the book! In others I just couldn’t get it back. Even with people I know and see often, my policy is no lending to anyone, no exceptions. And I am also picky about the condition of my books, and I know that many others don’t understand that. This is what libraries are for.
Well...* October 30, 2021 at 11:40 am I think you’re allowed to have different standards from your friends. If you loan something, you are welcome to request it be returned in a condition you prefer. Just because some people don’t care doesn’t mean you don’t have to care. I’m a destroyer of books so I typically won’t take books people try to loan me. I know they’ll come back too battered.
Elizabeth West* October 30, 2021 at 1:39 pm I don’t think so. I’ve stopped lending things after people damaged books and didn’t replace them. Same with movies. Bosswife at OldExjob wanted to watch a couple of my Harry Potter films. I let her because I knew she wouldn’t lose them. But I loaned a Miyazaki film to a coworker at an old job and she never returned it. In fact, she went out of her way to avoid me! I don’t know if she lost it or just plain stole it. Bosswife returned them promptly and in good condition. With streaming, no one really asks anymore, so my rare horror movies are safe, haha. If they really want to watch something, I just invite them over and make popcorn. These days, I have to know someone really well before I’ll let them borrow my stuff. I’ve been burned too many times. If I borrow a book, I try to be careful of it. I like to read while eating, but I never do that with friends’ books. And I stopped doing it with library books after I squirted cherry juice on one and had to replace it. Oof!
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 4:26 pm Was the book physically in two pieces? Or it did that spin split thing but was still whole? Assuming it was in one piece and not molting pages, there are many people out there who see that kind of damage to books as a normal sign of use/being loved and see it as neutral if not positive. But there is obviously nothing at all wrong with not being one of those people! That being said, I do think the statement you tell friends before you loan something is awkward/odd, and probably not communicating what you want it to. It’s more adversarial than I’d expect from a friend, and I think it’s pretty much assumed that if you ruin something you borrow you’ll replace it, so it’s a little insulting to imply they wouldn’t. I also wouldn’t call a book with a split spine “unrecognizable” (unless it was in two pieces/pages were falling out). That’s extreme. So I think the message is a little awkward and also potentially not getting across what you any it to. I think you have two options. One, just don’t loan your stuff! It’s yours and you don’t have to. Two, if anyone wants to borrow a book, say something like “I like to keep my books looking new, so I don’t earmark pages and I make sure I don’t split the spine or get them wet. Are you pretty careful with your books?” If it’s causing you a lot of grief, I’d just default to saying no. If you feel weird you can always say you promised it to someone else next(IMO a white lie). I don’t think your friend is a better or kinder person than you or anything; she probably genuinely cares less about her books’ condition. I would never WANT a second copy of a book I had already read over a little water damage. I think most adults wouldn’t ask to be paid for a ruined paper back, but it’s your prerogative, and it was presumptuous of your friend if they did something like fold the book in half to read it. They should have paid for it if it was truly ruined. But id let it go if you’re holding onto it as anything more than a borrowing etiquette question.
marvin the paranoid android* October 30, 2021 at 7:08 pm I think your strategy is a good one: just be up-front about what your conditions are before you loan it. Alternately, if you know you will be upset if a particular item gets damaged, it’s okay to decide you just don’t want to take the risk of loaning it out.
fhqwhgads* October 30, 2021 at 7:19 pm I don’t think you’re too harsh, but I do think the chain of events here that started the whole thing is a mostly different circumstance than the rest. Namely: some people genuinely do not think of bending books and breaking the spine as “damaging” them. They read all books this way. It’s considered a natural part of reading a book, the same way, say soles of shoes will eventually wear out. I am not of that school of thought, but I think that was the disconnect between you and the friend in the original incident. It’s not unreasonable to lay things out to prevent future miscommunication, but I do think this particular divide on what constitutes “damaging” a borrowed item is probably unique to books. What I mean is, if you lend something other than a book, there is probably a more universal definition of whether they’ve busted your stuff or not. So if you’re lending not book things, I can see why some might find it unnecessary to say it up front because they’re thinking “of course I’m not going to damage your stuff” and there’s much less likely to be disagreement on whether something is in fact damaged when it’s not a book.
Quinalla* October 30, 2021 at 7:26 pm Not the same, but similar where I lent someone something (a card from a collectible card game) and they never gave it back and never even apologized let alone offered to replace it. I didn’t ask for them to do so, but I never lent him anything again and never offered to pick up the check, etc. If he has even just casually apologized it would have been fine, but he didn’t bother to do that. With books, I know some people who take great care with books, some that take care but also dog-ear, write in, etc. and others who bend the spine, etc. without a care. And yeah, I only give books away personally, I don’t lend them. If it is a book I care about, I don’t let anyone else have it (except maybe a house guest who needs a book to read, but I even have a shelf of books in the guest room for this purpose LOL).
tamarack and fireweed* October 30, 2021 at 8:58 pm I would also apologize and offer replacement if I damage a book – even in relatively minor ways like a ripped page or some water damage on the cover. If someone did this to a book of mine, I would pretty much never require it though. Paperbacks for me fall into the category of consumables. Only very few I want to keep around after reading anyway. If it’s a more valuable book, or one I have a deep connection to, I would point it out and say, with a smile, “please be careful with this one – I got it from my teacher in 5th grade and want it back without damage”. If it would be hard to replace and I would be sad to see it damaged or lost, I wouldn’t lend it out. In general, I expect borrowers to use the borrowed item, so the risk of damage is always there to the same degree use by random people would potentially damage it. Anything I lend out (or use) might break or get lost. For example, if someone borrows a shovel and it comes back with a big scratch, no problem – it’s a *shovel*. It is used for shoveling. Dirt and rocks. So … I’m careful with stuff I borrow and will be contrite and do the right thing if I damage something. But I also know that it’s in the nature of things to get damaged in use and it should never be a big deal if they are.
CalypsoSummer* October 31, 2021 at 6:09 pm If you damaged her book and you feel badly about it (which I think is entirely appropriate), replace it. Not necessarily for her sake, since she doesn’t think it’s a big thing, but for your sake. You’d worry about it, and I hate to think of something like that preying on your mind. By the way, if I loaned a book to someone and s/he dog-eared the pages, I’d be PIZZED. You DO NOT do that to a book that someone else owns! If it was in good condition when it went out, it needs to be in that good a condition when it comes back. No dog-ears, no bite marks, no oops-accidentally-dropped-it-in-the-bathtub, no broken spines, NO WRITING IN IT, no torn covers, no torn pages. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don’t loan out my books.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 7:06 pm I would be seriously annoyed if someone forced upon me a second copy of a book I already owned simply to soothe their personal feelings of guilt/shame over causing “damage” that I 150% DGAF about. They’ve gotten rid of their figurative burden of guilt by giving me a literal burden of a book I now have to expend the energy to figure out how to get rid of. Absolutely don’t do this.
Nope* November 1, 2021 at 5:13 am I learned a wonderful life lesson from a friend who’s an archaeologist. One day I was meeting him in his office and he invited me to look at some of the artifacts on his shelves. I told him I was worried I might drop one. He looked me in the eyes and said something I’ll never forget: “It’s just stuff.” He taught me friends matter, not stuff. Now, when someone asks me if they can borrow something, like a book, I give it to them. That way I never have to worry about what condition it ends up in.
Jean* November 1, 2021 at 8:08 am Your things are your things and you’re allowed to set whatever conditions you like. If someone doesn’t think your conditions are fair, they are free to not borrow your stuff.
Ask a Manager* Post authorOctober 30, 2021 at 1:25 am I already have so many updates for winter update season, and I’m very excited! Please keep them coming — the more, the better. No update is too small or too uneventful. We want them all!
Expiring Cat Memes* October 30, 2021 at 6:35 am Hi Alison, I originally missed the post calling for updates, but I’d love to know what ended up happening with this letter! It seemed like such a black and white situation, but I remember it triggering such heated debate in the comments at the time from people who’ve been on different sides of similar stories. It was so fascinating and I’ve always wondered which lens turned out to be the closest to accurate in this case! https://www.askamanager.org/2019/09/my-coworker-lied-about-her-entire-resume-should-i-tell-anyone.html
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 9:33 am I want to underscore that bit about no update is too uneventful–often life is calm and low-drama! That’s good! That’s nice to have represented in updates! Every work situation doesn’t lead to spelling out your resignation in cod, and that is a good thing.
Kay* October 30, 2021 at 4:20 pm Yay! I hope there is one from the OP whose friend gave them a fake reference (ie said a terrible employee was great to get rid of her) and the one from the OP whose employee was “disrespectful” when she asked to be paid what she was owed after a payroll error. Thanks for all you do Alison.
WoodswomanWrites* October 30, 2021 at 2:12 am I’ve been reading nonfiction for years, and recently read the first fiction in ages. I loved it, and now I want to read more. I’m looking for well-written, nonviolent novels with interesting characters and lightweight content. Recommendations are welcome.
StellaBella* October 30, 2021 at 2:30 am go thru the rec links at the top of the page. some great books there in each year.
Weegie* October 30, 2021 at 3:15 am Try Alison Lurie’s novels. They’re not recent, but most are worth reading. The content is thoughtful but not hard going, and the characters (especially in the earlier novels) are interesting. Also Anne Tyler, in a similar vein.
RebelwithMouseyHair* October 30, 2021 at 11:36 am Ah, I just wrote the same without even reading previous recommendations!
Maxie's Mommy* October 30, 2021 at 3:41 am If you have a favorite author, look for them on Ebay. Ebay will search for any request and let you know when they find it. Also, some booksellers will do that. I have a game with myself in which I don’t pay more than $5 for a book. When I’ve read it I decide whether to keep it or to put it in my little neighborhood library. Someone likes my taste because my books are gone within a few days!
Stitch* October 30, 2021 at 4:12 am The House in the Cerulean Sea might be up your alley. Feel good little book.
Cookies For Breakfast* October 30, 2021 at 4:24 am I’m in the opposite situation as you (huge fiction reader starting to enjoy nonfiction). I could recommend for hours! In the interest of not delaying my morning coffee too much, I’ll go with the most recent one I can recall. I really enjoyed Richard Osman’s “The Thursday Murder Club” as a lightweight read. I love mysteries but wasn’t in the mood for a dark thriller, and this tale of quirky pensioners solving a crime in their retirement community hit all the spots. I would describe it as nonviolent, too.
Still* October 30, 2021 at 5:17 am Seconding this one, it’s a beautiful cosy little mystery and it’s hilarious. It also has very short chapters (around 5-6 pages), which makes it very quick and easy to read. I can’t wait to get my paws on the sequel!
Cookies For Breakfast* October 30, 2021 at 5:39 am Ohh yes, me too! I saw the hardback at the bookshop, but will wait for a digital copy at the library. It’s the perfect stuff to read when I’m the only one awake in the house at silly hours and don’t really want to get out of bed. Ebooks in the dark, and a local library with a fairly well made reading app, have helped me carve out so much me-time I didn’t know I could get through the pandemic.
Isobel* October 30, 2021 at 12:04 pm I liked the Thursday Murder Club very much. I’d also recommend The Postscript Murders by Elly Griffiths, which has a similar vibe of older people investigating a crime – reasonably light, interesting characters, not too violent.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 30, 2021 at 5:57 am We need a comprehensive list compilation. Or maybe we could start a hashtag sort of thing so we could find them in a websearch of this site. What types of fiction are you enjoying? Genre(s)? What’s your comfort level with romances, and do you draw a line at movie rating PG-13 or no? I’ll throw in a few favorites. “Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day” “To say Nothing of the Dog” (gotta love science fiction that sends you to project gutenberg for a Victorian memoir) “Princess Academy” (yes it’s YA, yes it’s worth it) “Some Place to be Flying”
Stitch* October 30, 2021 at 8:19 am The one thing I’ll note about “To Say Nothing of the Dog” is that Connie Willis’s other books can be somewhat of a surprise of you read that first. Doomsday Book is quite grim.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 30, 2021 at 7:58 pm Good point, I forgot to mention that this time. My favorites are the novela fire watch, and the follow-up “To Say Nothing of the Dog”. “Doomsday Book” is a tragedy, and I’ve been afraid to read further. Willis’s range is phenomenal.
Saltedchocolatechip* October 30, 2021 at 9:25 am Literally was thinking of To Say Nothing of the Dog as I scrolled to your comment! Also a fan of the Princess Academy books, and The Goose Girl books. Light contemporary romance: Jennifer Crusie (Bet Me, Welcome to Temptation, Faking It), Nora Roberts (Bride Quartet and Inn Boonsboro trilogy), Meg Cabot’s adult books, Jill Mansell (quirky British chick lit), Jenny Colgan (sometimes a little sad but bookshops and bakeries in Scotland and Cornwall!), The Royal We and The Heir Affair (British royalty fanfic that is super addictive).
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 10:46 am Since you mentioned two of my favourite Nora Roberts series, do you have any similar recommendations? I don’t mind her newer stuff but I still crave that light, easy stuff she’s mostly moved around from.
KuklaRed* November 1, 2021 at 9:03 am Definitely YES on “Some Place to be Flying” – anything by Charles de Lint is a must read for me. I would also recommend “The Night Circus” by Erin Morgenstern, and her second book, “The Starless Sea”. Both excellent. “The Night Circus” has made it to my list of top 5 books I have ever read.
CorgisAndCats* October 30, 2021 at 9:35 am Do you enjoy magical realism? If so, I love pretty much anything by Sarah Addison Allen. All of her books are such comfort reads and have happy endings, and they all also have an element of magic, not in a witchy way but more certain plants make people feel a certain way, books suddenly appear to a character when they need them, an apple tree that has personality, non spooky ghosts, etc. Garden Spells is probably my favorite and it is the author’s first book I think but I have really enjoyed pretty much all of her books so I don’t think you can go wrong.
anon75* October 30, 2021 at 10:49 am Yes,Sarah Addison Allen Is great. I also like Elizabeth Berg, Amanda Eyre Ward, Jojo Moyes,& Jodi Picoult.
anon7557* October 30, 2021 at 10:51 am Yes,Sarah Addison Allen Is great. I also like Elizabeth Berg, Amanda Eyre Ward, Jojo Moyes,& Jodi Picoult.
CorgisAndCats* October 30, 2021 at 4:12 pm I also am a fan of the Ladybug farm series. It’s another cozy read, not challenging at all but sometimes you need that as a reader. The series is about three women in their late 50s who are looking for a change after raising kids, death of spouse, retirement, etc. They decide to buy a farm together in Virginia and the books are just about them renovating, gardening, starting new businesses, meeting the townspeople, and dealing with their adult children. It’s a series of around 4 or 5 books I think? The author is Donna Ball and the first in the series is called A Year on Ladybug Farm.
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 9:38 am Tepper Isn’t Going Out by Calvin Trillin. About vying for curbside parking spots in New York City, in Trillin’s inimitable prose. Seasonal–Miracle and Other Christmas Stories by Connie Willis. This is my go-to warm blanket of coziness to reread each December.
ObserverCN* October 30, 2021 at 10:40 am I highly recommend the “Crazy Rich Asians” trilogy by Kevin Kwan. It’s hilarious, and the first book is much more biting and satirical than the movie version. His follow-up, “Sex and Vanity,” was OK, but I didn’t like it as much.
RebelwithMouseyHair* October 30, 2021 at 11:35 am I recommend Alison Lurie, a Jane Austen for the late 20th century. Well written, check, nonviolent, check, novels with interesting characters, check, and lightweight content, also check! Characters from previous novels crop up as minor figures in later ones, providing fascinating “codas”.
pieforbreakfast* October 30, 2021 at 1:13 pm “Good-bye, Vitamin” by Rachel Khong- serious topic (alzheimers) but funny “Where’d You Go Bernadette?” by Maria Semple, especially humorous if you live in the PNW Anything by Christopher Moore, I especially liked “Lamb…” and ” Dirty Job”. Absurdist fiction.
WoodswomanWrites* October 30, 2021 at 1:48 pm I’m appreciating the recommendations. As an addition, I’m not a fan of science fiction/fantasy.
Chauncy Gardener* October 30, 2021 at 4:37 pm The Switch by Beth O’Leary is charming and lightweight. I loved the characters!
Chauncy Gardener* October 30, 2021 at 4:38 pm In a different thread I also recommended the Aunt Dimity series by Nancy Atherton
marvin the paranoid android* October 30, 2021 at 7:13 pm A couple of charismatic faves that I think would appeal to a lot of people: -The Watchmaker of Filigree Street by Natasha Pulley (or really anything by Natasha Pulley). Historical fiction with a twist, great characters, fantastic writing, sweet story. Features a clockwork octopus named Katsu. -Sourdough by Robin Sloan: Strange, funny, delightful read about the underground world of sourdough baking.
Loves libraries* October 30, 2021 at 2:43 am How close are you to your siblings? If not close, do you think that’s a personality/values thing or due to the way your childhood went? What do you think makes siblings more likely to stay friends and what can parents do or avoid to help their children maintain a good relationship? Second baby currently brewing so am quite some time from any issues but thinking ahead. I am quite close to my sister’s now but my oldest sister always resented me when we were growing up and I’m not sure if the way we were parented contributed to this
allathian* October 30, 2021 at 3:23 am I’m quite close with my sister. We live in the same city, text or call weekly, and meet monthly, at least when there’s no pandemic. That said, we’re quite different personalities. She’s even more introverted than I am, but when we were kids, I was shy and she wasn’t, so more than once, she became close friends with a girl, and then introduce me to the girl’s older sister. Sometimes that worked out so we became friends as well, sometimes it didn’t. When we were teens, both of us frankly admitted that if we hadn’t been siblings, we would’ve barely tolerated each other. My sister’s 2.5 years younger than I am, but because she was so much more outgoing, she was always the dominant personality. She was also allowed to do a lot of things at a younger relative age than I was. Sometimes we did something together for the first time, like when our parents dropped us off at a local mall to go shopping, and told us to come home on our own. I was 14 and my sister was 11. I was almost always at home, so I never had a curfew. I don’t ever remember being told that if I go to a friend’s house after school, I’ll call my parents at work and tell them where I am, I just took it for granted that it was the expected thing to do and did it. My sister had a curfew. Obviously if the age difference is greater than a year or two, you can’t really hold the older sibling back. Some of my earliest memories are from carrying diapers to my mom when my sister was a newborn. So if you involve the older sibling in the baby’s care to the extent that they’re able, that’s probably going to lessen the resentment. I mostly remember us fighting a lot when we were kids, and that’s definitely a contributing factor in that I never wanted more than one kid. We also always lived in small apartments, and I shared a room with my sister until I moved out at 19. More privacy would probably have guaranteed a more harmonious relationship, but for us it was normal to live like that, and I never resented it at the time. If I’d met my husband and started a family when we were younger, I would probably have been more willing to deal with sibling arguments, but I was 33 when I met him and 37 when my son was born, and felt that I was too old for that. With siblings, there are no guarantees. Even if their parents do their best to ensure a close relationship, that doesn’t necessarily happen. That said, if you treat your children equitably and take their personalities into account when raising them, that’s probably a good way to avoid fostering resentment. Equitably isn’t necessarily identically, I imagine a pretty impossible ideal anyway, just from the fact that everything’s new with your first, and you’re never going to be able to give the same full attention to subsequent children, because the older siblings will still be there and need you.
English Rose* October 30, 2021 at 5:07 am Hmm, sibling relationships don’t always run smoothly. I’m a middle child and don’t see much of my older siblings. But with my younger two siblings – we see a fair bit of each other and extended family and we get on OK, one more than the other. But there are sometimes some weird dynamics where we slip back into childhood patterns of behaviour – bickering and so forth and the next youngest tells endless pointless stories of when we were children. It’s a bit like being teenagers again. I’m not sure of the influence parenting has. I suspect that as we grow older, parents modelling adult friendships with their children rather than childhood parental relationships helps siblings do the same. In my family that didn’t really happen, parent/child dependency type relationships lasted our whole lives. Great that you’re thinking ahead to this!
Myrin* October 30, 2021 at 5:41 am I am very close to my sister. If we didn’t both reject the notion that siblings can be friends – this is an “us” thing; we always say that “you’re my sister, not my friend!!” but if others feel differently, that’s obviously just as valid – she would be my absolute best friend. We live together and share basically everything with the other. However, that didn’t use to be the case at all. I’m five years older and I was an absolute nightmare to her for much of our childhood. I was so incredibly jealous for many years after she was born and I’m ashamed to admit that I have a downright evil/sadistic streak in me which I’m thankfully able to keep a VERY tight rein on nowadays but which I unleashed really relentlessly on her when we were little, to the point where I’d make up things out of whole cloth to get her in trouble or literally break or damage furniture and tell my mum it was my sister. I’m very glad she remembers only very little of it (she does know that it happened, though) and I thankfully mellowed out as I got older. We had a neutral relationship for much of our teenagehoods but became really close when… I wanna say when she started working at 19? Thinking about it now, I’m wondering if part of it is that I have only very limited patience for children in general and at that time finally started seeing her as her own person? I don’t know. I don’t think our parents could’ve done a lot about our relationship, honestly; most of the problem seems to have been in my personality, I’m afraid, and the only thing I could do was work on myself which is something I did on my own. It certainly helped that we’re actually pretty similar – we have two big differences in our personalities but other than that, and especially when it comes to our (ethical/moral/social) values and our dumb sense of humour, we’re almost eeriely identical and are known among others to be able to basically read the other’s mind which certainly helps a lot.
Caroline Bowman* October 30, 2021 at 7:11 am I think it’s wonderful how clear-eyed and honest you can be now, about how you were before, and in owning your own issues around your sister, the relationship you shared before and so on. I’d bet that this honest, straightforward willingness to be accountable and to strive to be better (which all of us could definitely do, me especially!) is one reason you are so close now. Awesome that you now essentially have a sister who is a soul mate of sorts too, you deserve it, everyone does, to have someone 100% team-you.
Frankie Bergstein also loves libraries* October 30, 2021 at 12:52 pm I agree with all of this – great comment, Caroline!
Myrin* October 31, 2021 at 1:26 pm Thank you very much! I’m certainly no a paragon of virtue but I always try to be the very best version of myself I can be. And it’s funny that you mention soulmates; we’re German and the German word for “soulmates” translates to “soul relatives” so, yeah. It’s true.
Washi* October 30, 2021 at 8:29 am Wow, same! Except I am barely two years older than my brother. I pushed him down the stairs once, and once tried (unsuccessfully) to get a bee to sting him. I actually never framed my brother for anything but I also was really mean to him as a child and while I do have memories of playing together sometimes, I also remember genuinely wishing he had never been born and telling him this. In my case, my brother was apparently an extremely clingy and colicky baby who consumed more of my mother’s attention than a typical newborn, and while I have no memory of this time, I think my little brain just couldn’t handle it. He was then a sweet and sensitive child, and I always felt like he was my parents’ favorite. We only started getting along when he became an obnoxious middle schooler and I finally stopped feeling like “the bad one.” Now we are not super emotionally close, but we keep in touch and see each other regularly, and I know if I ever needed anything, he would absolutely show up to help. Similarly, I’m not sure what my parents could have done differently in the short term. My mom was coping the best she could and a lot of it was just the situation + my personality. But in the long term, we were both raised with similar values, happen to now have compatible personalities, and so we are able to be friends now.
Joie De Vivre* October 30, 2021 at 5:53 am Not close to my siblings. Each of my parents had a favorite child, and my mom had a scapegoat (dad’s favorite). As adults, I get along with the older sister I couldn’t stand as a child. But we aren’t close. I don’t get along with the sister I was close to while growing up. She had issues managing her emotions- and because she was our mom’s favorite, she learned how to use her emotions to manipulate our mom (and others) to get her way. As adults we are pretty much no contact. It is wonderful. I had no idea how much turmoil she brought into my life until it was gone. Don’t miss her at all.
Yennefer of Vengerberg* October 30, 2021 at 7:51 am I had a similar upbringing. Parents played favorites between my brother and me – I was dad’s favorite, he was mom’s. We had a pretty difficult upbringing for a multitude of reasons and have strained relationships with our parents… but the two of us very close. Even when I lived abroad with a 9 hour time difference we made sure to call each other weekly. I moved back and chose to live in my current city largely because of him. I think sibling relationships are complex and impossible to predict. Similar upbringing but differing personalities and life events lead to differing results.
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 4:43 pm This sounds sooo much like my moms family. Each parent choosing a favorite is a huge wedge. And the child who no one chose , the others consider difficult. It seems like she can be but they also constantly reference things that happened 30 years ago. It’s not great. My mom raised my brother and I to be super close after all that.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 6:14 am Not at ALL – it’s entirely a personality thing, nothing that I can think of to do with our parents. My brother’s wife (who I can’t stand) didn’t help matters (and in fact is largely why my brother and sister are no-contact), but none of us were close even as kids, even though we were all just under two years apart (so 3.5 years between oldest and youngest). I don’t talk to either of them more than once or twice a year – not out of animosity but we just don’t have anything pressing to talk about.
Asenath* October 30, 2021 at 6:58 am I’m very close to one, was not close at all to others. I think it’s a combination of personality and also the fact that one I’m not so close to has a lot on her plate, and has done so for years. We didn’t always get along during our childhood (especially me and the one closest in age), but that was handled well by our parents, and I don’t think has much if any effect on how we get along as adults. So I’d say you can’t entirely predict friendship as adults – the siblings might just be born with very different personalities. However, if the parents deal well with any of the nearly inevitable quarrels and jealousies that arise during childhood, and teach the children to get along politely if not very closely, there’s no reason to assume that their childhood disagreements will ruin their adult relationships.
Richard Hershberger* October 30, 2021 at 7:27 am Proximity plays a big part. Relationships require maintenance. How much depends on how deep the relationship is. This is why we soon lose touch with work friends after we leave the job. I have two friends that I consider lifelong, regardless of immediate contact. I can check in a couple times a year and nothing has changed. But less strong friendships? If I should happen to meet my old college friends, honestly we don’t have much to talk about beyond the usual catching up stuff, and these are people I lived cheek by jowl with for years. Siblings are a bit different, blood being thicker, &c. They default to that lifelong status, unless there is some good reason not to. I don’t live near any of them, but we try to meet occasionally. I went to my aunt’s funeral last summer and shared a hotel room with my brother. It was fine. If I lived near any of them, it would be a different dynamic.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 8:06 am I would say try not to pick favorites, and try to treat your children the same as much as possible. I am very close to my half siblings, and any resentment I feel is mostly directed towards my stepmother who I feel spoiled my sister, and is continuing to do so now. It’s something I’ve also heard from my friends, that they have a strained relationship with their sibling because the sibling was always treated as the special golden child, and they were not given the same treatment. So trying to keep things on an equal ground for all kids is pretty important in my book.
Sleeping Late Every Day* October 31, 2021 at 10:07 pm That good advice until it’s not. My mom was so determined to not play favorites that if my older sister didn’t like a particular type of music, I wasn’t allowed to listen to it. Hand-me-downs are bad enough in clothes and toys, but in taste?
allathian* November 1, 2021 at 3:51 am She did in fact play favorites by allowing your sister’s likes and dislikes to determine what you were allowed to do. This is not okay.
ecnaseener* October 30, 2021 at 8:29 am My older sister and I are close. A lot of it comes from the older sibling – mine adored me from the beginning and was never jealous of the attention like older siblings often are with new babies. * I’m sure my parents played a role in making sure she didn’t feel neglected, but I think it was also just her personality – she’s always wanted to be a teacher, she’s a nurturing type. * Side note: Not that it’s the end of the world if the older one doesn’t love the new baby right away. My cousin asked his parents when they were going to take the baby back to the hospital, and they ended up being close :)
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 4:45 pm Greta to hear as my niece (age 5) is currently trying to figure out how to recycle the new baby. Like… in a large blue bun.
Myrin* October 31, 2021 at 4:56 am Ha, I did the same thing your cousin did with my sister! I knew logically that she was here to stay but I would still ask sometimes whether we were going to return her just to be sure. Also, her birthday is one week before mine (she was actually due on my birthday but thankfully arrived earlier!) and I remember very petulantly telling everyone “That will change some day!!”. Spoiler: It hasn’t.
Nature or nurture* October 30, 2021 at 8:45 am My two siblings and I are very different people. One is deeply religious, one is very Libertarian. I’m an atheist and very liberal. We all live within 15 minutes of each other. We get together often, text all the time and totally live each others company. Our parents are/were narcissists while the three of us genuinely care about each other and our families. I don’t know how we managed to get here but we did. I have two sons, 16 months apart. When raising them I always made sure to not pit them against each other and to value them equally. Hubs and I just love it when we are together with them (one just finished undergrad and one is in grad school). Listening them talk to each other is just so satisfying- they have a great relationship with each other as adults and it just is very satisfying when they get into an intense conversation with each other. They sound like they’re confiding in each other, lowering their voices. We honestly don’t strain to hear, we just smile. But it isn’t like we raised them perfectly or anything – really just luck of the draw. I have friends that I consider to be great parents and their kids aren’t close with each other. So you do what you can to foster good sibling relationships and hope it works out.
fueled by coffee* October 30, 2021 at 9:16 am I’m relatively close with my siblings (we all live literally across the country from each other, but we text and talk on the phone often, and in non-pandemic times will gather with the family for holidays if we’re able to get the time off/aren’t going to a partner’s family). Honestly I think there are too many factors that go into sibling relationships to be able to control this as a parent – we’re all human people with opinions and personalities. So I wouldn’t stress too much about this. But you asked for advice, so, some things that my parents did that I think were good parenting moves (speaking as the oldest child in a set of relatively close-in-age siblings): 1. Not forcing “sibling bonding” or whatever. Having to spend dedicated time with my siblings was always kind of annoying because I was developmentally more mature. We would do family activities occasionally, but my parents were always fine with me, like, hiding out in my room with a book instead of playing games with my siblings. Now that we’re all adults we’re perfectly fine hanging out, but I used to hate doing “little kid stuff” when I felt like a Big Kid. 2. My parents were also respectful of my having my own friends/activities/social life. I was expected to support my siblings at their big events (school plays, major sports events, etc.), obviously, but they didn’t make me go to every little league game. They also never let my siblings tag along when I was hanging out with my friends if I didn’t want them there – this was really crucial, especially in the preteen years when my siblings felt like (annoying) little kids. And during the period when I was the teen who was expected to watch my siblings while my parents were out, they never gave me a hard time about calling a sitter if I had other plans. 3. They were aware that kids at different ages need different rules/privileges. This wasn’t always perfect (my sister got a cell phone way earlier than I did because of changing technology), but having things like different bedtimes based on age or different levels of responsibility around chores really helped me feel like my parents understood the life stages I was going through.
Le Sigh* October 31, 2021 at 9:27 am This sounds a bit like me and my sibs. Geographically far apart and while we definitely have things in common, we’re all pretty different as well. I think some of it is sheer luck — they’re just good people at their core and we all put in the effort to be there for each other, and understand and respect each other. There are things we do that annoy the other, but I also think it helps if you can be mindful of not falling into older/younger/middle child dynamics and treat each other each as independent adults. I think our parents played a role in that. They didn’t play favorites and they treated us relatively equally — but by equal, I don’t mean exactly the same. They were responsive to our individual personalities, ages, and needs, they didn’t force anything, and they didn’t play favorites. It made it a lot easier to be friends as we got older, since there wasn’t competition or feeling like the unfavored/overlooked sibling.
Lady Danbury* October 31, 2021 at 11:20 am My parents were very similar. Another thing they did that made a huge difference (imo) was also ensuring that each kid had regular one on one (or one on two) time with them, apart from the other siblings. When I was young it was reading or playing games with just my mom/dad and me. As an adolescent, every Tuesday my mom and I would cook a different recipe from some random Asian cookbook together. My sister was very much the extrovert, while I was an introvert, so having time with our parents where I wasn’t “competing” with her was important. They would also specifically ask me questions when the whole family was together and not just allow the more dominant personalities to dominate the conversations.
Quinalla* October 31, 2021 at 7:58 pm I think this is all great advice and what I try to do with my own kids and something my parents succeeded at well. I do think you can set up siblings relationships for success, but then it is up to them from there. My parents were very careful not to show favoritism either which is important. I think you have favorites whatever you try, but you should try to make it so your kids don’t know who it is.
Chauncy Gardener* October 30, 2021 at 9:37 am Not close at all, directly due to our mother having NPD and always pitting us against each other. It’s a shame and I miss what could have been, but it’s better for me to be NC with all of them, I’m sad to say.
Wishing You Well* October 30, 2021 at 11:48 am Same here. Mom has NPD. My siblings and I are merely veterans of something that was not a bonding experience – at all. It’s best for all of us to have very low or no contact. Yes, it’s very sad. The best thing you can do for your kids is to provide a safe, loving and stable home. I don’t know what else to advise.
Camolita* October 30, 2021 at 8:20 pm My siblings and I are merely veterans of something that was not a bonding experience – at all. I’ve often struggled to try to find a way to explain my family relationships, but, sadly, this describes it well. Sorry for what you experienced, as well.
Chauncy Gardener* October 30, 2021 at 12:15 pm And to give more constructive advice, I think I would caution against labeling your children i.e. “the smart one” “the bad one” “the good one” etc. Just be as fair as possible to them all in ways that matter to their particular personalities, not necessarily treating them identically.
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 9:50 am I am not close to my sibling. We just didn’t mesh personally. As children, I do think there was some sorting us into The Two Roles, which I would try to avoid. My own kids are farther apart in age, and so it was easier to do “You can both be really good at math; not a contest here.” My husband is a dozen years younger than his siblings, who are a year apart in age, and I think he’s closer to each of them than they are to each other–and that comes down to personality mesh, where his is between theirs. What I notice now is that the adult relationships have a whole lot to do with whether the people involved value this relationship and work to maintain it. Once my sib and I were adults, what I’d emphasize is that no amount of strategizing on my mom’s account was going to make us suddenly realize we wanted to be closer, and I wish we had skipped a whole lot of “Let me tell you all your sister’s problems” conversations. (I definitely felt cast as the boring, reliable relative whose life is fine (and thus uninteresting) and whose job was to fix everyone else’s more fascinating problems.)
Sloanicote* October 30, 2021 at 9:51 am I don’t think sibling closeness is something parents can really control, beyond treating both children fairly, modeling respect within families, and not raising as*holes. My sister and I have been more or less close at different times in our lives but were never really as close as I feel with my closest friends. In some ways we are almost too similar but also just have very different lives. However, if she ever needs a kidney, I’m there, and I expect we might be closer in another stage of life than we are now (she has young children and doesn’t live close).
Let me be dark and twisty* October 30, 2021 at 10:09 am I’m not close with my brother. It’s because of the age difference more than anything else: we’re 4 years apart (I’m older). 4 years doesn’t sound like a big age difference but it is. I was in 9th grade (high school) and he was in 5th (elementary school. He got dragged around to all my extracurriculars and games. I didn’t go to any of his. When I was learning to drive, he was selling boy scout popcorn. When he was in high school, I was in college. When he was learning to drive, I was applying to grad school. Funniest thing about our age difference is that many of Brother’s friends, and their parents, didn’t even know he had a sister until I showed up for his high school graduation and our parents hosted a party. We do get along and we’re friendly. We have some mutual interests and similar personalities. We’re just not the type to text or hang out because of the age difference. We’ve always been in different places in our lives. Metaphorically and literally. But at the same time, we show up for each other. If I ever needed his help or he ever needed mine, we’re there for each other. There’s comfort in knowing that we have a safety plan in each other, even if we only talk 3 or 4 times a year. There was never any resentment between us, not anymore (there was plenty when we were growing up, because of the age difference). We just grew out of it. I think it’s one of those things where as parents, you can’t force your hand too much. You can certainly have hopes and try to nudge them in certain ways. But children will do what children do. It’s been my experience (mainly through observing friends’ relationships) that parents who force children to live out their (the parents’) expectations and wants usually end up causing the resentment and those children aren’t close to any family remembers.
Imtheone* October 30, 2021 at 1:11 pm And yet my two children (son and daughter) who are in their early thirties, and are four years apart, are very close. They live in different cities, but talk on the phone each week. My son asked my daughter to be the “best person” at his wedding. We tried to give each one what they needed growing up. They each got a lot of attention as individuals. We emphasized being kind to each other and taught and modeled understanding other people. My son, the oldest, was always very social and wanted someone to interact with, even a very little sister. My daughter loved getting his attention and was willing to play his favorite games. So we were also lucky in how their personalities and needs meshed.
allathian* October 31, 2021 at 4:15 am Lots of people have close relationships with their siblings in spite of a fairly large age difference. My husband’s 6 years older than his sister. They didn’t have a lot in common as kids because of the age difference, but they’re fairly close as adults.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:29 am I am stunned to find myself having a good relationship with my oldest sibling now that I’m in my 50s. I will say a lot of it is due to their having a life crisis and doing serious therapy work that made them a better human being, or at least better at interacting. My parents reacted to having been over-pushed in their sibling relationships by having a non-intervention policy. That was a mistake, because that meant physical violence and the littlest getting genuinely hurt to the point of ER visits. I think it’s hard to find a happy medium there, though, because there’s no way to be perfectly fair to every kid, and you can’t spend your days policing their every interaction; I’d say maybe house rules that mean behavior that wouldn’t fly with schoolmates doesn’t fly with sibs either would be a good start; as with school, you won’t catch all of it, but there’s house rules about acceptable treatment. But also give each on their own with parents and an individual parent. I know a lot of sibling groups where everybody has a different belief about who the favorite was, and that’s probably the best you’ll get.
Imtheone* October 30, 2021 at 1:05 pm My mother somehow made each of the three of us, my brother, my sister, and me, think that we were the favorite child.
Wombats and Tequila* October 31, 2021 at 2:12 pm Yes, some years ago, child rearing books always said that parents should leave siblings to resolve their own conflicts, which is idiotic when you consider that one will be physically larger and more verbally sophisticated. My brother would half the time be my angel and hero and the other half of the time weaponize my cousin to join him in verbal.and physical abuse. He grew up to be an amazing person, so I blame my parents for just standing by and wringing their hands when he was in sadistic mode. At the same time, my mother had a lit of anger and was very disrespectful to my father,, and would complain about him to us. Do not be a weak parent. Show some leadership. Model how you want your kids to be in your own marriage. If you are disrespectful, if you accept disrespect from your partner, if your partner is lazy, inconsiderate, addicted to something, or basically taking advantage of you and won’t change, or makes empty promises that never come to fruition just to shut you up, then no amount of counseling will fix that and you are not doing your kids any favors by staying in a miserable union for their sake.
AGD* October 30, 2021 at 10:42 am Very close to all of them, but I’m not actually sure how that has come about, because we’re all wildly different and some of the age gaps are pretty large. Both parents are also close to their respective siblings and to each other’s siblings, so that was normal. They assured us all the time that this was what was going to happen to us when we grew up (in that they saw it as inevitable), and one parent talked about it utterly breaking their heart that there were sibling rifts in the previous generation on that side, so that might have helped. The flip side is that our parents didn’t handle childhood fighting between us well, though: they were absurdly laissez-faire about it and just shrugged and said we’d grow out of it, even when it got really bad.
ObserverCN* October 30, 2021 at 10:47 am I’m closer to my sister than my brother, just because we live closer to each other and we’re closer in age. I got to visit my brother last month, and that was a great bonding experience. I’m more religious and conservative than my siblings (I’m moderate and they’re liberal), but we still get along, since we have our parents to talk about :)
ObserverCN* October 30, 2021 at 10:50 am Also, I’m grateful that our mom encouraged us to each be our own person. We all even went to different high schools because we had different interests – I think that helped a lot.
twocents* October 30, 2021 at 11:10 am I haven’t spoken to my brother in three years, his choice.* We weren’t especially close growing up, but we were friends and we had grown closer after I graduated high school. In the last five years, though, my brother had grown increasingly angry and volatile, and had really had a “the world should be this way, and if you aren’t in exact alignment with me, I will respond with ANGER.” Like, I remember one time talking about a story I had read, and was telling my dad about one of the characters and my brother got so mad about this character and my interpretation of it — even though he had literally never heard of the character or book before — that we had to completely pivot and change topics. That said, he is also one of the most charming and personable people I know (or was, given that it’s been three years). He once was in line at a grocery store, and by the time he was collecting his bags, the cashier was inviting him to come celebrate her wedding that weekend. Like that kind of charming. It really saddens me how angry he’s gotten and the fact that he’s completely cut off not just me, but actually the entire family. It’s stupid, but I had a vision that we could be close like my mom and her siblings are, even just having that regular touch base. To answer Loves Libraries question, I’ve had a couple years to come to terms with the fact that I may literally never speak or see my brother again, and in that time, I’ve come to the conclusion that: as a parent or part of the family, you can do the best you can to be a loving, stable source, but after a certain point, their choices are their own. I know my mom agonized a lot over “where did I go wrong?” but we’re in our 30s. He owns his choices, and even if they are painful to us and, tbh, I worry about how hurtful they are to him to just constantly be angry, he’s still a grown adult and can make the choices he wants to make. I don’t think it came down to how our childhood went, but rather, the choices and rabbit hole spirals he went down as he got older. He started surrounding himself with people who had legit beefs with family (e.g. one of his friends came home from school one day and discovered his parents had moved and he was homeless) and started dating someone with a large, fractured, high drama family and I don’t know if he felt compelled to try to fit in or what. I also know that he started getting obsessed with, almost, “I am the hero of the story” kind of perspective, where all the problems in the world were something that solely he could fix. Like you know that scene in the Incredibles where Mr. Incredible talks about wishing people would quit needing help for five minutes? Like that kind of exasperation but without the power of Mr. Incredible and with significantly more anger behind it. I’ve got no real advice other than to know that you can do the best that you can do, and s— can still go sideways all the same. And it may go sideways well after they’re grown and you’re left wondering “wth just happened?” *To preempt any curiosity, he cut off the entire family when he started “borrowing” increasingly large sums of money from my parents, and I guess decided that he didn’t want to see any of us, lest he feel guilt about the fact that he borrowed the money with no intent to ever repay.
Ice Bear* October 30, 2021 at 12:01 pm Your brother sounds similar to my sibling (although I am the one who decided to go no contact after decades of dealing with their anger at the entire world, including me). Those traits you describe sound very much like grandiose narcissism, which I think my sibling suffers from. They too are very charming and seem to make friends with strangers quickly, but they don’t have any deep relationships other than their significant other because once you get close enough they push you away.
Feelings... nothing more than feelings* November 1, 2021 at 5:51 am Yup, it definitely sounds like some kind of personality disorder.
anon for this* October 30, 2021 at 12:37 pm I dated a guy like this. It was an exhilarating, passionate relationship; then it was a long intense friendship; then it was a huge amount of one-sided anger over some arbitrary selection of little things in my behavior, different every week; and then it was nothing.
CNY* October 30, 2021 at 11:13 am I’m extremely close to my siblings (oldest of 3), and I think this is directly related to the fact that our abusive parents went through a horrible traumatic divorce when I was in my teens, and we all bonded together as a result of the experience. My advice would be to encourage your kids to love and support each other — and to NOT compete for your attention. Too many families end up with a scarcity mindset around parental love, and so the siblings grow up focusing on the parents and seeing each other as competition, especially if they’re close in age. I would do what you can to combat that scarcity mindset and encourage them to see themselves as interdependent with each other (and with you). This could mean finding small ways for them to exercise agency and contribute to the group as loving family members from an early age in a way that fosters a communal dynamic rather than “powerless child that totally depends on the parent”, if that makes sense.
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 11:18 am I’m really good friends with my brother. I’m not sure you can ‘ensure’ it from the start because some people just have different personalities/interests, but the best thing you can do is not set them up as rivals from the start. Don’t make them compete for your affection. So don’t say ‘X is better at this’ or ‘why can’t you be more like X?’ I know it sounds obvious but I’ve heard parents do it, even in public, and I’m thinking NOooo don’t say that! Do you want them to hate each other??
Imtheone* October 30, 2021 at 1:15 pm Yes! I had a neighbor who talked about her middle child as the clumsy one. How unkind!
Chauncy Gardener* October 30, 2021 at 4:45 pm Yes! I have heard otherwise very intelligent people comment in public and in front of their children how one isn’t very smart or one isn’t very coordinated etc. Yikes people! Please stop this!
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 4:48 pm Yup, hate to say it but if the many reasons I’m close with my brother, trauma bonding is top of the list. :-/
RagingADHD* October 30, 2021 at 11:40 am My brother and fought like cats and dogs as small children but started getting along much better as teens. I felt some resentment when he got to do things first, or when I felt he was getting all the attention. He got very frustrated when he felt I was getting away with stuff. A certain amount of that is inevitable with birth order, I think. My parents worked hard to try and be fair and consistent, so any real differences were pretty minor. Now we get along great and truly value each other’s support. However, we don’t talk frequently in normal life just because we both lose track of time and don’t realize how long it’s been. Sometimes we go months without talking. I also had to block him on social media because the political situations of the last administration brought our the worst of our argumentative natures. We can talk about stuff reasonably in person, but online it goes real bad real fast. So in that respect, we might not look “close” to some people. The definition of “close” can change as people grow up. I would say that (besides being fair and considerate to their individual needs) it’s important to let them find things they both enjoy and let them exclude you if they want. A big turning point in our friendship was when were both learning French in school. We could tell each other jokes or make sassy comments about our parents without them understanding us. It was harmless, but kind of thrilling to have a “secret” language. That’s when our relationship really started becoming independent of our parents, and even now that Mom is gone and Dad is elderly, we know that we always have each other’s backs. Geez, now I gotta go call my brother and tell him about these ninjas chopping onions in my room.
RebelwithMouseyHair* October 30, 2021 at 11:48 am First rule: never compare them. My brother hated that I was always top of the class while he struggled, I hated that my parents always told me to keep my room as clean as my brother did, that it wasn’t normal for him to be neat and my room in a state of total mayhem. We both hated being compared. Even when I was being praised for my good marks (which I didn’t have to work for, so no real credit was due) I felt bad for my brother who did work hard with less than brilliant results. Once I accused my mother of preferring my brother, and she didn’t deny it, she said nothing, just stared me down. My kids are not particularly close, I don’t think they’re much in contact with each other apart from during our all-the-family phone calls, but they get on well enough and I’m pretty sure either one would help the other out if necessary. They manage to find each other birthday presents they really appreciate so I reckon they know each other well enough to get it right. One day, each of my kids came to me to complain that it wasn’t fair because the other had more of something (the same thing, I don’t even remember what). I remember telling them that if they each felt that the other had it better, that meant I was being an equally rotten mother to both of them, and it actually wasn’t possible to be fairer than that! Good luck with the birth and all the rest!
Well...* October 30, 2021 at 11:51 am I’m close with my sister now but we’ve had a rocky relationship. It was extremely rocky when we were kids, and it caused me a lot of pain and angst tbh that I would have preferred to live without. The obvious things to avoid that we had to deal with are too much upheaval and ignoring/neglecting the problems between us. I don’t blame my parents, as we were all struggling through a divorce and they had to be single parents + work full time, so they just didn’t have time to sit us down and resolve our fights. They clearly wanted the fighting between us to stop but they made no effort to address the root causes or address the fights outside the moments they were happening. There was also never attempt to establish any kind of fair rules /reasonable boundaries to avoid fights in the future, it was more just gesturing at us Being More Peaceful please. Another thing I’d say is that my sister and I were just very different children growing up, and honestly we might have benefited from not having the pressure to Get Along. Pushing your kids to be close can stress them out, especially since they aren’t even the same age, and so maybe allow them to organically develop their own relationship and not push it to fit something you want. If they don’t have compatible personalities, forcing them to be close is just going to cause more problems, make them feel guilty (as children!) for not being “better” at getting along with each other, etc etc.
Well...* October 30, 2021 at 11:53 am whoa re-reading that makes it seem like I’d prefer not to have had a sister, which isn’t true at all! I just wish I could have lived without the rockiness, and if I do have kids I will try to make a life for them where they don’t struggle with the same issues.
Ice Bear* October 30, 2021 at 11:53 am Despite wishing we were close, I have a strained relationship with both of my siblings, and even though my mom favors both of them over me, that’s not the reason for the lack of connection. One has mental issues, lives with my parents, and doesn’t operate as an adult, so our conversations stay light and mostly include the exchange of links to amusing things we see online. Whenever we delve into any deeper topics they tend to act very immaturely and I cannot figure out if it’s the mental issues or the influence of my mother that has made them this way. They just can’t (won’t?) see things from anyone else’s perspective, so in an effort to keep in touch I just don’t expect any kind of emotional support from them (or any of my immediate family, actually). I recently went no contact with the other sibling after realizing how tense I’d get whenever they texted or called me. They have resented me for decades and have treated me as if I owe them everything. They are a decade younger than me, so I thought as they got older we’d have a more balanced relationship, but no. I was expected to be kind, generous, forgiving, etc. while they were emotionally abusive and dismissive. They couldn’t care less about anyone’s lives because they are a narcissist, which my mother enables. Both my mother and the other sibling complain about the narc to me (most notably pointing out how everyone has to walk on eggshells around them) while continuing to put up with their behavior. I decided I can love them, but not like them or want them in my life; things are now more peaceful as a result. It’s taken me a long time to get to this point and accept it. I kept thinking that maybe if I did this, or maybe I said that, my family would care about me as a person, but nothing ever changed. Therapy has taught me we can only control ourselves and I am not responsible for their crappy attitudes & treatment. All of this makes me incredibly sad, not to mention envious, when I hear about people with healthy relationships with their family. I wonder what it’s like to have a family who genuinely wants to hear about your life and is respectful of you as a person with feelings (mine seems to think only they have those). In any case, I focus on my loving spouse and a few close friends who provide the type of care & concern my family were unable (unwilling?) to provide.
matcha123* October 30, 2021 at 11:59 am Parentification played a huge role in our relationship. My role constantly shifted from “older sibling” to “someone who is supposed to act like a parent” to “someone we should all make fun of.” When a second child is born, parents see their first as more mature than they previously did (obviously a five year old is going to be more mature than an infant) and they create stricter rules for the oldest. Don’t make the oldest give up their toys, their freedom, their money for the youngest because “youngest.” Personality plays into it, but ignoring things because it’s “easier” for you as a parent isn’t fair to either kid. Don’t assume that the oldest is always in the wrong. Kids are smart. If they know that tears will having rushing to their aid, they will deploy them bay any means necessary to keep your anger off of them.
Ice Bear* October 30, 2021 at 2:57 pm Oh boy, this is triggering some unpleasant memories for me. I was expected to be the parental figure too and now get disrespected by my family. As the oldest I was always automatically in the wrong. Doesn’t matter what happened, I “should know better”. I was gaslighted to think every disagreement was my fault. I have issues with confrontation and sticking up for myself to this day. It’s taken decades, and therapy, to realize all this. I just thought I was doing everything wrong all the time. Thanks, mom!
Might Be Spam* October 30, 2021 at 3:31 pm This is triggering me too. In addition, my parents made me responsible for my siblings behavior, and of course I had no authority and no experience. (I now realize that this allowed my mom to avoid any anger that might have been aimed at her.) A therapist suggested that my siblings don’t know whether to treat me like a parent or a sister. They see me as a safe outlet/target for their rage and dysfunction. We’re in our 60s now and the pattern continues. My safest option is to avoid them whenever possible.
matcha123* October 31, 2021 at 12:14 am I feel this. We are in a better place now. But for a long time I was being made to feel bad for not being able to do stuff that as a teen, I had no way of doing.
Chauncy Gardener* October 30, 2021 at 4:47 pm This! As I said above, my mom had NPD and I was the oldest, so by default I had to take care of my younger sibs, until they turned on me, that is. Yech. So NC with all was the way to go since no one else besides me was in therapy
matcha123* October 31, 2021 at 12:12 am Same here. At work I get pinned as a lot younger than I am probably because I alternate between overly cautious so as not to arouse anyone’s anger and overly independent. I’ve definitely been on the receiving end of bullying relationships with “friends” and coworkers and have a hard time sticking up for myself. And being a “mature” and “responsible” kid doesn’t make you a good friend choice, apparently. “Boring friend,” but that’s because I was thinking about all the ways we could get hurt and how much a hospital stay would cost, but I digress.
Seal* October 30, 2021 at 12:03 pm I’m somewhat close to my younger brother and his family, although we don’t really have many common interests beyond politics. We get together when I’m in town and spend the holidays together and occasionally help each other out with projects and the like. Our mother is at the point that we need to move her into senior housing in the next few years so we’re starting to plan for that together. My youngest brother is a different story. He’s a bit younger than we are and growing up was always a handful. By the time he was in junior high he got suspended so often he spent more time in detention than attending classes. Our parents got him into counseling well before such things were commonly done and he was diagnosed with ADHD. That helped some, but he still barely graduated from HS and wound up with substance abuse issues. He lived at home well into his 20s, sporadically attended college on our parents’ dime, partied hard and often, and dated a string of women, all of whom ultimately dumped him due to his abusive behavior brought on by alcoholism. By his late 20s he finally got sober and landed a job as a web designer where he excelled. We were all very happy that he had turned his life around; for the first time in his life he seemed to be happy, calm, and content. But then he started dating a woman who was also a youngest child with control issues. She insisted on his undivided attention, got mad when he wanted time to himself, and made it clear that spending time with his family was a chore for her. At her bidding, he gave up the career he loved to go into her family’s business, which he hates and doesn’t suit his talents. Worse, she got in his head and got him to believe that our parents – who almost bankrupted themselves to save their son – never loved him and intentionally tried to prevent him from succeeding. After they got married and had a kid, his now-wife kept coming up with flimsy excuses for not attending his family’s events. As a result, my parents rarely got to see their grandchild. Finally, after years of barely staying in touch, a year ago my brother decided he was done with our family and told my mother he never wanted to see her again. Although she’s heartbroken, my other brother and I are quietly relieved. At least he’s finally being honest with us.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:06 pm I’m the eldest of two girls, there’s only 2 years separating us, we had a pretty normal upbringing, and we live about 8 miles apart. We rarely talk. In the past it was due to a colossal falling out. We’re both very stubborn, rather headstrong and hold grudges. She said some things about my weight (she got the slim genetics, I got the opposite), and about my disabilities being self inflicted (due to the weight) and…yeah it wasn’t good. A decade past that and we’re at the ‘of course I’ll help you in an emergency you’re my sister!’ level but we’ll never be friends. We’re just too different. She’s the ‘had an easy time at school, able-bodied, no mental problems, had kids, makes friends easily, does sports’ type and I’m the ‘disabled, childfree, uber geek, more mental issues than a fictional character, has few friends, was bullied through school’ type. Aside from blood we don’t have much in common. Here’s the thing – my parents have never had the intention that me and my sister will be friends. And that took a lot of pressure off. Just be polite to each other we were taught – if you become friends then great, if you can only tolerate each other in small doses that’s also fine.
A Genuine Scientician* October 30, 2021 at 12:50 pm There’s a lot to sibling dynamics you can’t control. People aren’t blank slates, and some personalities simply don’t mesh well. I like the saying that most parents believe very strongly in the power of nurture, right up until the birth of the second child. I was pretty close with my brother (he died a few years back). But honestly I probably wouldn’t have been his friend if we weren’t related. The main things I recommend are mostly a list of things not to do: – Don’t set them up as competitors. The phrase “Why can’t you be more like…” should basically never be uttered. – Don’t make their social lives dependent on each other. They can have their own friends who aren’t communal friends. Don’t ask if one can tag along on the other’s things. – Don’t require them to go to all of each other’s games and events; *occasional* is fine, but not as standing expectation that The Whole Family is going to go to every soccer game/dance competition/whatever. – Don’t routinely expect the older one to be responsible for the younger one. They’re still a kid, and get to act like one. – Don’t expect that the younger one will be happy to wear all the hand me downs of the older one. Absolutely fine when they’re infant/toddler, but likely by preschool and definitely by elementary school they’re going to have some of their own tastes and interests. – Avoid defaulting to one of them getting their say (whether that’s oldest, youngest, the one who complains if they don’t get their way, etc.). Be deliberate in rotating fairly. On things to actively do: – Spend some time with each kid 1-on-1. You’ll see different aspects in your kids when you interact with them alone, and in their interests, than in the common denominator of family. It will also serve to make sure each of them get some individualized attention, which can mean a lot if they feel another kid is getting more attention/time (because they need more supervision, because they have a chronic illness, because they’re in a rough patch with bullies, because they have more in common with you, whatever). – Require civility. For reasons I don’t fully understand, a lot of people seem to think that manners are required for outsiders, not for family. I disagree; consideration for other people is, if anything, even more important for long term bonds than it is for strangers. You can’t make them like each other — and actually, I suspect that if you try that often backfires — but you can enforce speaking and acting appropriately, such as under the golden rule. – Teach the difference between equity and equality. There are a lot of resources about that currently available; it applies within families too. – If possible, try to tie privileges to developmental milestones rather than ages. That will give you a lot of the flexibility you need to deal with the actual real-world differences between your kids. Maybe Sam is ready to ride their bike 3 blocks to the swing set at the age of 7, while Alex needs to be walked there until the age of 8. It’s going to rankle Alex if you said that Sam could do it once they turned 7. It’s going to be different if you said they needed to demonstrate that they would stop at every stop sign and look both ways before crossing a street for at least 2 months before you let them.
Frankie Bergstein also loves libraries* October 30, 2021 at 12:51 pm My sister and I aren’t close. We’re just too different, too opposite in many ways. I am the type who overdelivers in relationships, often falling into the cycle of one-sided relationships and resentment (I’m working on that). She’s the opposite – a little bit selfish and lazy (I find this inspiring – I’ll share why momentarily), who gets into relationships with people who are really willing to cater to her. To avoid us having a dynamic where our relationship is mostly me constantly doing things for her, I keep it somewhat distant and light — as though we’re acquaintances or professional contacts — we meet every few months (I do 100% of the asking, logistics, etc.). It works. I genuinely enjoy her company and talking with her. She’s whip smart, beautiful, fun, very clear on who she is and what she wants, unapologetic, and because she makes sure things work for her, she doesn’t fall into resentment like I do. She lives life very differently from me, and that’s something I really appreciate about her. She enjoys these outings as well. We have similar tastes in food, music, drink, politics, and literature, so we sometimes share recommendations with one another. It’s not the type of close sibling relationship that would be the centerpiece of a movie, but it’s healthy and mutually enjoyable. As background, we had a really difficult upbringing – lots of abuse, straight-up cruelty, neglect, parentification (in my case — I was more like a 3rd parent to her than a sibling), lack of support, lack of medical care in her case – so the fact that we’re both employed, doing a decent job of adulting, in healthy-ish relationships, and in contact with each other and our parent is actually really amazing.
Maggie* October 30, 2021 at 1:49 pm We’re a medium level of closeness but we’re two sisters two years apart so it was easy. We’re really different now but still close though we live far apart. We make a point to visit and we text. The main thing that’s driving us apart is unfortunately my sister married a rude, downright disrespectful and mean man that makes sexual comments. The last time I was around him I realized that I choose not to spend time with him or stay in his home. It’s quite difficult. I expect my sister will eventually divorce when his behavior becomes intolerable to her. There’s nothing a parent can do in this situation really. We are waiting it out.
Rara Avis* October 30, 2021 at 4:11 pm I consider myself close to my brother (3 years younger.). I found him hard to deal with when he was 12-14, but when we reconnected as adults at college (my senior year/ his first) we were able to rebuild a strong relationship. I hear that it can be harder with same-sex siblings, who can be competitive. We were very different, but my parents mostly didn’t compare us.
Rose* October 30, 2021 at 4:40 pm My brother was my best man, we don’t talk about super deep stuff all the time, but I do feel very close to him. My mom was always really good at forcing us to do tasks together. I’m the youngest and if I needed homework help, that was my brothers job. She gave us big two person chores to do together, or dinner to cook. We didn’t have our own TVs in our room and screen time was very limited ; if we wanted to watch something we had to choose something together. We went on family vacations together and we were never allowed to invite friends to family stuff. It was hang out together or be alone. We spent as much time fighting as being friends growing up but by the time we were in college it was totally harmonious. We also have the same opinions about lots of stuff and personalities that are just opposite enough. We were different genders and had totally different interests (him: drugs, partying, me: school, sports, science fair), so we never felt in direct competition, although I do remember feeling we competed for attention a lot. I will say we also super bonded over some shared trauma in our teens where he was my protector. It’s the main reason we’re SO close, so… it’s not always great parenting. Sometimes it’s crap parenting. Sometimes it’s crap circumstances.
Marion Ravenwood* October 30, 2021 at 5:04 pm Caveating this by saying I have a very big age gap with me and my sisters: they were 12 and 8 when I was born. For me it kind of went in fits and starts. When I was very small (say around four), I was kind of treated as an novelty by my eldest sister and her friends in particular. Then when she went off to university and my middle sister was at the age where a younger sister was just annoying rather than cute, the two of us became quite distant (though I was still regularly in touch with my eldest sister through letters etc). It was only really once I left to go to university myself (after middle sister had moved out of the family home) that the three of us became closer to each other. So I think it is just that thing of not really having spent an awful lot of time together when I was young – we had to get to know each other as adults before we could have a meaningful relationship. For people with a smaller age gap, it may be very different however. That said, I’m very close with them both now – in part oddly helped by the pandemic and things like regular family video calls etc – and I’m very glad of it, but it’s taken over 30 years and some fairly rocky life stuff to get us there.
Older sister* October 30, 2021 at 5:12 pm I completely agree with not having favorites. I can see where this becomes a problem with family members, whereas my parents were much more balanced. My younger sister is much younger so I didn’t know her well as a child. My brother is just like my father and has never managed his emotions well, so I get along with him at group events but he can be difficult. When we became adults my sister reached out to me occasionally, for coffees when she was nearby, and we aren’t very close but I can easily talk with her about family issues and I really appreciate it. My connection to each is based on who they are as individuals, and my parents have helped this by being neutral and supportive. I am most thankful for my mother, as my brother has sometimes complained about how my sister and I don’t do things the way that he wants and my mother nicely and quickly points out that he has behaved the same way as my sister and I in the past, so he can’t complain. I suspect the family dynamic would be worse without my mother, because she’s honest with my brother and he will listen to her.
fhqwhgads* October 30, 2021 at 7:32 pm Not close. Never were. Mostly a personality thing. But also it’s not a rift or anything. We don’t live near each other. We don’t see each other. We don’t share many interests. Same as any other person I’m not close to, really. I also think there may be a bad premise in your starting point. You said “stay friends” but that assumes they ever were. The patterns I’ve seen are: Raging sibling rivalry as kids/teens, become friendly as adults Close as kids, drift as adults Close as kids, huge rift as adults Close their entire lives Indifferent to each other their entire lives You can’t force it one way or another. They’re individuals. Sure there are things you could do to cause resentment between them, but there’s not a lot you can do to ensure there is none, or that they even like each other.
Deanna Troi* October 30, 2021 at 8:37 pm Oh boy, I have thoughts about this. I am six years older than my sister. Sadly, my mother thought she was doing a great job of raising us, was quite proud of herself, and is extremely disappointed now that we are in our 40s that we don’t like each other at all. Part of it is that out mother’s parents’ pitted her and her siblings with each other, and she tried hard not to do that with us. Her disappointment stems from the fact that she actively thought about what to do to make us get along, instead of just letting things happen. However, I don’t think there is much that she could have done to encourage us to have a closer relationship – we are two very different people, have nothing in common, and don’t approach life from the same perspective (fortunately, however, we have similar political views. There are some things our mother could have done differently, but I don’t know if they would have made a difference in our relationship. These are all from my perspective, and I’m sure my sister would have her own list, from being the younger one. But these are things that I think were mistakes: *Someone above mentioned treating them the same. I disagree. Different children need different things. You should treat them fairly, but that is different than treating them the same. We never had any discipline or supervision. We were expected to get to school on time, do our homework, take care of ourselves generally. We had no curfews and were allowed to stay out all night if we wanted to. Our mother asked us if we wanted to be on birth control pills when we were 15. We did have family meals every night together and spend other time together as a family. But, my mother was very much of the opinion that if you treat children as though they are responsible and have good judgement, they will do so. This worked really well for me, and I was a straight A student, worked a job after school, never partied, and was pretty innocent until college. My sister, on the other hand, skipped school all the time, smoked cigarettes and weed, refused to do any chores, stayed out all night, and generally was completely irresponsible. As an adult, she blamed my mom for this, saying that she felt she wasn’t loved because we had no rules, so she assumed that our mom didn’t care about us. Our mom refused to change her system of how she dealt with us because it worked so well with me. My sister said that by the time our mom realized she had to change strategies, it was too late. *Someone else mentioned not pigeon-holing your kids with different strengths. My mom always referred to me as the smart bookworm and my sister as creative, artistic, and athletic. She always said she was proud with us in different ways. This never bothered me, not being creative, artistic, or athletic (although my husband disputes this and says I’m more artistic than I am willing to admit, and he thinks maybe I don’t want to disagree with my mom’s assessment), but my sister has said that she always felt like she shouldn’t even bother to try to do well academically because her role was already determined. As Falling Dipthong said above, there is no reason why we couldn’t both be good at math. I think our mom was trying to remove direct competition like she felt with her siblings, but it backfired. *I recommend not sending them to the same summer camp. We were sent to the same camp one summer, and I shone there, while my sister struggled. Other kids were mean to her, and I ignored her. I feel a tremendous amount of guilt over that and know that I was shitty. As Myrin said above, I was mean to her sometimes, and I’m sure she remembers that. I have apologized to her, but you can’t ever really remove that. Each kid should feel like they have their own activities. I really resented that I couldn’t just relax and enjoy camp because she was there. *Don’t make the older one baby-sit the younger one, unless it is and emergency and you have no other choice. And don’t make the older one and their friends include the younger one. I have a great amount of resentment over both of these things. *As a parent, try not to identify with the kid who is in the same birth order with you. My mother had an older sister, and I know that when we had conflict, she was more sympathetic to my sister, because my sister was in second place like she was, and she flashed back to how hurt she was by her older sister. I took the brunt of that resentment. *Don’t tell the older one that mutual squabbles are their fault because they are “older and should have known better.” I realize that being six years older, I should have been more mature, but the results of this were that my sister could do mean, sneaky things to me, and stand there with a smug smile on her face while my mother yelled at me. Wow, I didn’t mean to write so much. That was actually kind of cathartic. Good luck with your kids!
Not So NewReader* October 30, 2021 at 8:58 pm Only child here. I have some observations from a family that I watched closely for years because of my connection to that family. (I mean decades of observations.) This was a case of parents not realizing how subtly corrosive their comments were to the sibs relationships with each other. I know what I saw in the kids’ adulthood period, I can only imagine what the childhood was like. “Little bro has not come to visit us for a loong time!” [He was here two days ago.] “Sis’ hubby is a X and therefore Y is a problem.” [Ethnic prejudice on their part. Up to us to figure out how to solve this “problem”.] “I wish Sis’ hubby would not come here.” [Everyone tenses up.] “Older bro’s wife is a gold digger and after our money.” [Wife doesn’t even want to be around these people, never mind take their money.] “Sis hasn’t called in ages.” [She called yesterday.] “Older bro has not mowed the lawn yet and he needs to do it right away.” [Older bro works 12-14 hours per day.] I think only one of the three sibs understood that this was either out-and-out lying and manipulation OR it was damage from the aging process that caused confusion. However, the two other sibs decided what the parents said was gospel and conducted their relationships with each other accordingly. They met each other with a long list of the other one’s failures, repeating the stories that the parents had told each of them. Small remarks in passing add up as the years go on. In this case the parents could have: Not be so ridged in their thinking- let go of prejudices first and foremost. But also flex with the times. If something wasn’t done the way it was done years ago this would involve days and days of discussion. “Well, they should still do it the old way!” This got exhausting and taxed all the relationships. [In my own life, my parents were 40 years older than me. They raised me with thinking similar to the 1920s but we were in the 1960s. I had to work through some things to be able to function the my own young adult world. Be able to flex and change your thinking, always.] Make money secondary, people first. Not everyone is out to rip people off. I think the parents in this story would be disappointed to hear that. Everyone and everything was suspicious all the time. This also caused fighting as “Why is Little bro getting in my biz about x?” [Because he’s trying to help you????] Later, when Little Bro no longer helps, “Why doesn’t Little Bro help me?”. omg. Speaking of which, knowing that money causes so many issues for so many people, teach little kids about money. Start them young. And here’s the one that hurts. Don’t avoid having fun with your kids. It seems so obvious but in my example here it was not obvious to the parents. Life is not all about work and how hard a person works and how much more work that person owes us. A family that does not have fun times to look back on has a much harder time, bridging the failures/bad times that come up. Laugh and often. Let your kids see you sincerely happy about things.
HA2HA2* October 31, 2021 at 1:19 am Not close. We keep in touch, sometimes, but that’s about it. My brother and I are six years apart, I’m older, so I guess it was far enough apart that we never really did fun things together. Maybe we were both competitive as kids, for no reason? We certainly don’t dislike each other and I’d happily help him out if he needed anything, but we don’t really interact much.
Loves libraries* October 31, 2021 at 3:27 am Thank you to everyone who has commented. I really appreciate all your thoughts and experiences and that you took the time to write them out. Lots of points really resonated with me and I’ll try to keep them in mind as the years go by!
Lady Danbury* October 31, 2021 at 9:43 am Super close with 2, not as close with 1. We’re all still close enough that as adults we’ve taken vacations together, see each other on a regular basis (pandemic permitting) and mostly enjoy each others presence. I have much less 1 on 1 interaction with the third sibling, primarily due to his personality, although there’s also a larger age gap between us than with my other siblings. Imo, the biggest thing you can do to foster that relationship is treat them fairly and equitably (not necessarily equally, as different children require different things). Don’t play your kids against each other, blame one kid for another kid not being able to get/do something (“we can’t afford a family vacation bc Sue’s braces were too expensive”), or tell one kid that s/he should be more like another kid. Many of the same principles for being a good manager and building a strong team at work apply to building a strong family team. Of course it’s not realistic to expect zero conflict but overall kids should feel like you’re all on the same team. With that said, there’s only so much that you can do and you can’t control your children’s individual personalities/preferences. Despite your best efforts they may not end up being friends in adulthood and you shouldn’t take that as an indictment on your parenting.
RussianInTexas* October 31, 2021 at 12:30 pm I am not super close to my 4 siblings. They are all half siblings, two by my mom, and two by my dad. I am the oldest. I grew up with 2 sisters, even shared the bedroom. I moved to the US twenty years ago, and we just drifted away pretty permanently. They are both in the WhatsApp family chat, and post photos on social media, but that is the extend of the contact. We don’t communicate on our own. They live in the same city now and see each other fairly often. I have two siblings in the same city I live in. I am closer to my youngest sister, she is whole 19 years younger than me. We text occasionally, sometimes hangout. I am not at all close to my brother. I only see him when I go see my dad and stepmom (he lives with them). I don’t think I’ve talked to him outside of family gatherings in over a decade. He has a lifelong disability, and my parents, especially stepmom, coddles him to the point he is impossible to deal with. I don’t like him very much. He put my dad through hell with two DWIs, and is extremely passive and expectent of people to care of his every whim. I don’t think there was anything in my upbringing to make me not close with my sisters, we just aren’t. And withy siblings in the US: I didn’t really get to know them until I was 20, so it is not upbringing dependent.
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 12:39 pm I’m the youngest of five siblings (four girls and one boy–he was the oldest) and the age gap ranges from 12 to 18 years. I this large gap has helped me get along with all of them; however, I do feel as though I don’t know them as well as I would have had we grown up together with the standard age gap of a couple years. So, we’re close but not as close as we could be. It has also caused me to treat them more like aunts/uncle, meaning I tend not to just totally be myself like I would with my friends or husband. Whereas I would drop multiple f-bombs around them, I’m usually more reserved around my siblings, kind of like I would be around people I don’t know well or maybe my parents. I guess it’s like a “respect your elders” type of thing. Also, because of the age gap I really didn’t grow up with them or my cousins, which has made me feel more like an only child.
Feelings... nothing more than feelings* November 1, 2021 at 5:44 am I’m super close with my siblings, although a couple lean to the right politically (no anti-vaxxers thankfully), while the rest are staunch lefties. Six of us were born within a seven year period, so we spent a lot of time together when we were very young. Plus we all bonded over having parents that left us pretty much alone, including a mother who spent most of the day drinking and sleeping. Despite us all turning out okay and being close, I would not recommend you do the same thing!
Jean* November 1, 2021 at 8:14 am It’s pretty normal for siblings to fight/not get along as kids but be close as adults. As long as you’re parenting them fairly/equitably and not doing the scapegoat/golden child thing, there isn’t much else you can really do to influence how that shakes out.
Copper penny* October 30, 2021 at 2:48 am How do you deal with casual racism? I’m an white American living in Australia. I’ve called someone out on antisemitism before and they called me a sensitive American. I want to make sure I’m approaching this correctly. The handyman for our units often uses the phrase Asian safety shoes meaning socks and thongs. This often comes up when my toddler is barefoot outside and he is doing work. Is there a gentle way to call him on this? I don’t want my daughter to grow up with this kind of talk.
Copper penny* October 30, 2021 at 2:54 am To add the first time he said this I was genuinely confused. I asked what he meant by Asian safety shoes, he said it refered to socks and thongs and I asked why. So that tactic won’t work here. A lot of my neighbours are from India and I often have an Indian Australian 3 year old outside with me when he makes these comments.
Picket line or bread line* October 30, 2021 at 3:43 am Australia is super racist. You find out pretty quick who to avoid. Unfortunately “tradies” are some of the worst offenders. Calling it out is always important, but there will always be people who you literally just have to avoid speaking at all costs. I’d say something along the lines of “Hey Mate, [that phrase] is pretty racist and I’d prefer you never said it near me or my kid me ever again. I’m not here for a debate. My house, my rules.” If you are a woman, I’d only say something if you feel safe to do so. Safety always comes first. Also, talk to your kid! They are going to hear A LOT of racist stuff from adult and other kids, especially about Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples. Get them familiar with Aboriginal culture and respect ASAP. Racism is built into every system, so gotta equip them young! Note: I am white, grown up in Australia my whole life. There are plenty of local Bla(c)k activists with much more to say on lived experience of racism in this country. Highly recommend the book “Growing up Aborginal in Australia”.
Copper penny* October 30, 2021 at 4:32 am Thank you, I feel pretty safe with this person, but he is the one who does all the repairs on our unit so I also don’t want to upset him. But that is a pretty straight forward thing to say and I am probably overthinking it so I’ll give that phrase a go. I’ll check out that book. My daughter is 1 years old so we are currently surrounding her with books about many cultures. And interacting with people from different cultures as we can. Australia is so racist, but oh my goodness, they think they are so much better than the Americans. I’ve been told before that something would be a problem in the USA, but not Australia since it’s “different here”
AGD* October 30, 2021 at 10:50 am I live in Canada, and see a lot of this. Slavery was an American thing, right? (Factually incorrect. We had it too.) Americans are horrible to their Black folks, right? (So are we.) We never had a Wild West that terrorized the Indigenous population, right? (It doesn’t matter what you call it – we terrorized the Indigenous population too, and are still doing it. The residential school system was absolutely ghastly, and came to an end no earlier than 1996.) We had gay marriage a decade earlier, right? (But guess who has the police-brutality stories to tell, along with the BIPOC.) We’re way better than the U.S. at multiculturalism, right? We’re awesome? (There’s a long way to go.) It’s improving, but only a little bit at a time.
Lotus* October 30, 2021 at 12:46 pm NGL, the hypocrisy of Canadians and other non-American Western countries (like Australia and New Zealand) gets to me. White people in these countries really think there is less racism in their countries than the US. They probably think this due to the fact that these countries have better social welfare programs than the US, which they do, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t racism. A lot of these people also tend to come off unknowingly classist as well. I’ve heard numerous comments about how “fat Americans eat trash processed food”, usually referring to poor Americans who live in food deserts. Yes, the US has issues, but it’s not fair to blame the most vulnerable people for them.
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 11:22 am Yeah I’ve found that attitude in mainland europe, that the people there *can’t be* as racist as Americans or Brits. Or if they are, it doesn’t matter for some reason. I heard some shocking stuff in Belgium and Germany and when I said anything, the person just said ‘oh, our immigrants don’t mind, they’re not as sensitive as your (UK) immigrants. *facepalm*. I felt like saying, maybe we should ask them instead of talking on their behalf?? The same people said to me ‘you’re from a poor country’ (Ireland) to my face!!
Copper penny* October 30, 2021 at 9:55 pm Right? I really don’t know how to handle it when I need to tell someone that yes, that is unacceptable anywhere. Not just in America.
Been There* October 31, 2021 at 8:00 am Belgium is incredibly racist, but most people here have a problem accepting that fact. And yes, they will look down on Americans and point to them as being racist, but not us *eyeroll*
A.N. O'Nyme* October 31, 2021 at 4:24 pm With the last elections I literally predicted Vlaams Belang would gain a lot of votes. Election results came in and “omg Vlaams Belang got so many votes who could’ve seen that coming”. Me. I saw that coming. I literally said they would get a lot of votes a week ago.
Elizabeth West* October 30, 2021 at 1:50 pm I’m over here like, yeah, mate, if you’re racist at all, you’re NOT better than us.
tangerineRose* October 30, 2021 at 3:13 pm I’ve been under the impression that most countries think they’re better than America. And also that a lot of people think of all Americans as being basically the same. I don’t appreciate it, but whatever.
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 5:20 pm oh no, I don’t think you’re all the same or that I’m better. Not all europeans think this :)
Sloanicote* October 30, 2021 at 9:53 am I was astonished when I visited Australia that jovial white people would cheerfully tell me the most racist things I’ve ever heard *in my life* about aboriginal people. Just like, strangers, while sitting next to me on the bus and chatting, it would come up. I was literally dumbfounded. I had always believed America was an extremely racist county and we were among the worst offenders, but now I realize ours is more subtle and less casual-seeming.
I heart Paul Buchman* October 30, 2021 at 6:16 am Race relations are a very sensitive topic here. Few Australians identify themselves as rascist, regardless of the evidence against them. (Looking at you Pauline). I do think though that you can push back if you do it lightly. If your goal is that he doesn’t say it in front of you (as opposed to at all, which might be unattainable) I’d go with: ‘best not say that – I don’t want you to get into trouble!’ if he asks why ‘well that’s one of those phrases that aren’t used any more’. Chances are good that he doesn’t realise it is offensive so this might slow him down in your company.
Copper penny* October 30, 2021 at 7:05 am That is a good one as well thank you! I’m surrounded by good people here who actively engage in talking about racism and combating it, but when I need to engage with someone outside the circle so far it does not go well. So thank you! I’ve been called an oversensitive American so I’m glad to hear Australians chiming in.
D'Euly* October 30, 2021 at 7:31 am I have a similar situation with a different country, and I’ve just embraced the label of ‘oversensitive American.’ “Yeah, I am really sensitive to things like that,” earnestly.
Sloanicote* October 30, 2021 at 10:12 am My sense of (not all of course, but it seems common) Australians is they have a bit of a rougher sense of humor that can feel a bit rude to those who aren’t used to it, and especially the first time they get to know someone there’s a lot of teasing and joshing, that isn’t meant hostilely. As someone else says below, they may be expecting you to dish it right back at them; the American habit of being hurt and withdrawing if someone sort of teases you aggressively may well seem “oversensitive” to them. Not that this addresses the rest of it.
I heart Paul Buchman* October 30, 2021 at 4:37 pm This is such a sensitive topic and I don’t want to offend. I feel like Australians have long been the butt of jokes about being ignorant or being a cultural backwater. Our portrayal in American films is pretty one-note for example, and (some) Brits persist with unfunny jokes about the colonies. We have the same systemic racial issues as every neo-colonial society. We also have a very different approach to language than Americans. We are a less direct society, despite our colourful language. We don’t normally correct others directly. This is considered rude. Earnestly explaining that someone is acting incorrectly won’t come across well. Better to counter with a joke of some kind of) or turn it on yourself (you are sensitive, not he is racist is the only way to go). Cutting him off bluntly will make things awkward because that is not how we do things. Your could try a murmured ‘now, now’ or ‘nope, I know you are fishing but I’m not biting’ with a wink or a chuckle. (Implying that you know he is trying to wind you up by intentionally saying something you don’t like). These might need more cultural in knowledge than you have right now. Find a sympathetic Australian to practice with.
Copper penny* October 30, 2021 at 10:30 pm I’m not normally direct, especially with Australiana. The last time I did it, it was a business who had unnecessarily recreated world war Two scenes. And even that makes it sound better than what it was. I don’t normally take a direct approach, but in that case I complained to the manger. I appreciate your feedback. I think from all the comments a gentle comment, “you know I don’t think we should use phrases like that anymore” and following up with a joke would be best. This isn’t a complete stranger, but someone I interact with very regularly.
ecnaseener* October 30, 2021 at 8:33 am Race relations are a very sensitive topic here. Few Australians identify themselves as racist, regardless of the evidence against them. I just want to point out that this is no different from America.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 11:58 am Racists pretty much never think they’re racist. My go-to rejoinder when someone says something racist is, “I’m not racist; I just say things that racist people say.”
Caroline Bowman* October 30, 2021 at 7:15 am Wait… so they responded to your saying something was anti-Semitic with xenophobia?? I can’t!! You are obviously a thoughtful (sensitive even! Good!) person and want to instil good values in your child. I’d be direct but pleasant – he probably seriously means absolutely no harm by it, just mindlessly uses the phrase – and just ask if he could hold off on the footwear talk please, but that you’ll watch / get the toddler shod as needed and thanks for the heads-up around safety.
Copper penny* October 30, 2021 at 10:13 pm Yeah, their response was even worse then that really. They basically told me there are no Jewish people here so it is ok. Which is categorically wrong on both accounts. I was stunned.
Expiring Cat Memes* October 30, 2021 at 8:32 am Straight up: this is going to be extra hard for you because not only are there pockets of entrenched racism in Australia, but even in the shallows of that cesspit is a strong anti-American sentiment. (In case you’re wondering, it’s largely rooted in tall poppy syndrome and resentment for how our government follows the US around like a puppy. Also, for many coastal-living Australians, their only knowledge of actual American people has been when a visiting warship docks, which is… not pleasant for the locals.) So. The kind of bloke who makes this comment is likely going to write you off as a sensitive American princess when you call it out. I’m sorry! But for some Australians in particular, being told what they’re allowed to say, do or think, by an American in particular, can hit a very particular nerve. And I cringe to write it, but that’s the honest lay of the land. If it helps at all, I’ve found that a lot of tradies, older ones in particular, will make one-liner wise cracks to try to make you laugh and ingratiate themselves to you. Oftentimes they’ll be racist/sexist/whateverist because that’s what they’re surrounded with and that’s all they know. He’s probably continuing the safety shoes “joke” thinking that now you get it you’ll think he’s funny and you’ll get along. And he might even be an ok bloke really, just ignorant. My advice would be to follow the general advice Alison gives here about approaching it in the workplace: just tell him to stop doing the thing, and then immediately change the topic and be otherwise cheery in your interaction with him to show it’s not personal. As an Australian in a non-work context dealing with a rough tradie, for me that might be saying: “Oh stop being a racist c***, I don’t want to hear that s*** in my house! C’mon, you gonna fix this tap or are we here to f*** spiders? You need me to clear some stuff out of your way?”. But adapt to suit your style, obviously.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:33 am Tangentially: he’s a Kiwi, but comedian Guy Montgomery has a great bit about the spiders phrase in his recent standup. I will put the bandcamp link in followup.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:33 am https://guymontgomery.bandcamp.com/track/guy-montgomery-by-name-guy-montgomery-by-nature
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:48 am The spider bit starts at 7:40; there is an sustained moment after that that seems likely to be a mime that doesn’t really translate to audio.
Copper penny* October 30, 2021 at 11:10 pm I’ve definitely encountered that antiamerican segment before. There is another segment that treats us like we are all on a reality show. I think you’ve hit the nail on the head with making jokes to integrate himself with us. Thank you for such an insightful comment. I think from all the comments a gentle comment, “you know I don’t think we should use phrases like that anymore” and following up with a joke would be best. This isn’t a complete stranger, but someone I interact with very regularly. Haha I can definitely see your suggestion working with some tradies, but not quite the approach for me or this guy. But I like the layout of your response. Address it then divert immediately.
Expiring Cat Memes* October 31, 2021 at 7:56 am Eeeesh, I’m sorry! Joking back will be key. So if you think you may get nervous and blank in the moment try to have a few ready that you can reach for. Some ideas if you want them… To shut it down: “Yeah nah, can we John Farnham that one and make it the truly last Last Time?” To change the subject: “Now, what do you call THIS love?!” followed up with “yeah, but it’s what you do with it!” (it’s a Castle reference, you can point to what he’s working on) Or if that feels like it’s trying too hard, make a crack (no pun intended) about having to get used to thongs meaning something entirely different here. Or make fun of how the r is silent here and getting used to pronouncing shower “showah”. My non-city friends all have the gift of the gab, and if you can get into the swing of the dry banter with them it’s actually a lot of fun.
Copper penny* October 31, 2021 at 8:40 am Some great ideas. I love the idea of the castle pun. Bonus that I’ve actually seen the movie. I like the thong idea. My default joke that he also makes is what my baby is going to be laying the bricks today. I’m going to google John Farnham and last time as well.
All who wander* October 30, 2021 at 11:32 am It’s worth looking at Captain Awkward archives. She’s super good at dealing with defensive comments. I’m in the US and had decided to call out racism especially with one guy who called himself a wetback because … he’s from Canada. I was totally unprepared for his vicious clap back. Which is totally a thing because you’re basically calling someone a racist and nobody believes they are racist and will fight hard to not be clumped together with racists. He said that because he’s an immigrant and gets to poke fun at himself. I said that term is a slur to those from Mexico and not ok with me. He doubled down & made a huge scene when I had tried to talk with him quietly. (Another tactic- trying to make you look bad publicly). Captain Awkward has some good scripts and preparation for any inevitable backlash.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:55 pm Seconding the Cpt Awkward site. There’s a lot of casual racism and xenophobia here in the UK and between her site and AAM I’ve got better at speaking back against it.
I heart Paul Buchman* October 30, 2021 at 4:46 pm I’m not sure. Captain awkward’s style is very American sounding to my ears. Her methods are unlikely to come across well in this context. We aren’t as direct and there are also class issues at play that are different here. We wouldn’t expect deference from a tradesman so aren’t in a position to dictate language for example. I’m often flabbergasted by her scripts because they sound very rude to me. Americans say ‘it’s not rude, it’s direct’ but here direct is rude!
Copper penny* October 30, 2021 at 10:08 pm I agree. I haven’t looked at Captain Awkward for this stuff because her perspective is of an American talking to Americans.
Chaordic One* October 30, 2021 at 1:20 pm There’s a certain person in my life who will purposely say racist/sexist/homophobic things because he thinks he being funny and “ironic”. If we happen to be discussing any particular issue or matter, one of his stock comments is to say, “Well, let’s blame the (insert ethnic/minority groups here).” When a hate crime has been committed, he’ll say, “Leave the DIRTY (insert ethnic/minority groups here) alone!” I reflexively clap back and say something like, “Oh, that’s not true,” “Let’s NOT blame the (insert ethnic minority groups here) and look at the big picture,” or I might default and just say, “Shame on you.” I haven’t had much luck on shutting them down, but I do feel like I need to say something.
Not So NewReader* October 30, 2021 at 9:11 pm Here in the US I have had success with saying to friends, “uh. That’s not cool.” Do remember that the only thing you have taught people is not to say these things around YOU. As soon as you go back to life, they still talk to others in this manner. I do think you might find inroads with the approach of, “You may not be racist, but that remark IS.” This is not ideal, but it does allow you to say something. People don’t want to be condemned across the board, that’s natural. Here the goal is to just get them to start thinking about what they are saying and what those words actually mean. Sadly, in some instances this alone can be a big step forward.
WS* October 31, 2021 at 12:00 am So there’s two extra things going on here – first, you’re American, so everyone is going to assume you’re over-sensitive and can’t take a joke. But also, you do have an advantage, which is that you have a small child with you! That gives you leave to say, “Hey, don’t say that that kind of rubbish around my kid, thanks.” Soften with a smile and a change of topic or an offer of food/drink. I live in a very rural part of Australia and my partner, who has Italian heritage and an Italian surname, gets racist treatment, even though her family has been here longer than mine (Scottish-Irish background). So you can imagine the things people say about Aboriginal people and the small number of Filipinos here. But people do pay attention to a quick shut down and topic change – even if they don’t apologise, they will remember you are “sensitive” and cut it out around you.
Copper penny* October 31, 2021 at 8:52 am Thanks, I do like the blame it on the child approach, and that’s a direct approach without being overly direct. I like the food and drink idea. I’ve got Halloween candy to spare! I’m so sorry your partner and others deal with that. I hate that attitude, which I’ve seen in the USA as well. I grew up in a fairly rural area. It was eye opening moving to a big city. Luckily we are in a big city here and don’t encounter it nearly as often.
A.N. O'Nyme* October 30, 2021 at 3:06 am Writing thread! How’s everyone’s writing going? As usual, this is not limited to fiction writing, any writing goes? I’m still super busy (hence my absence last week) but at least I’ve gotten some writing done for a light-hearted project I keep specifically for busy times.
Richard Hershberger* October 30, 2021 at 7:29 am Why baseball beat out cricket as the national pastime: I am comfortable with my explanation, but am working out how to put it in writing coherently and concisely.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:34 am The phrase “beat out” in conjunction with bats made me think about a physical takeover.
Pippa K* October 30, 2021 at 11:58 am Ah yes, the storied Baseball-Cricket War of 1901. Pour one out for the gallant dead. (One cup of tea, obvs.)
Richard Hershberger* October 30, 2021 at 6:04 pm Serious response: the baseball/cricket question was decided long before 1901, but in the 1850s American cricket was a thing, with more clubs in more cities competing across greater distances than baseball. Hence the question. It seem ridiculous now, but there was a day when it was legitimate.
Pippa K* October 30, 2021 at 11:06 pm I did not know cricket had been so popular in America! Interesting.
Isobel* October 31, 2021 at 12:29 am In Little Women cricket gets a mention! Jo and Laurie “chatted about cricket when he brought the cat home”. Sounds as if baseball took over in popularity after the Civil War?
Richard Hershberger* October 31, 2021 at 6:51 am Baseball had already surpassed cricket by the Civil War, but cricket didn’t disappear right away. It was a long, slow decline. Philadelphia was producing top-tier cricketers into the early 20th century.
Sloanicote* October 30, 2021 at 9:55 am Anyone doing Nanowrimo starting Monday? I’m making a modified goal this year that gives credit for editing hours; in the past I’ve done the traditional 50K in 30 days.
Elizabeth West* October 30, 2021 at 2:01 pm I thought about it, but I decided not to. I really need to focus on job hunting and I’d like to get some real work done on my conlang in preparation for writing Book 3. I still haven’t decided whether to just have translations for what’s in the book or a whole lexicon that can stand alone outside it. I feel a bit extra for having it at all, especially since I haven’t a clue what I’m doing, haha.
Rage* October 30, 2021 at 5:16 pm Slanicote – ME! This is my….OMG NINTH YEAR. Third as ML for my region (Wichita, KS). I’m Rage74 on the site if you want to Buddy me. :) This year is going to be interesting: NaNo + ML + grad school I have a sneaking suspicion one of my characters is going to write some papers LOL
SparklingBlue* October 31, 2021 at 7:15 pm I’m doing a Kinda-Wrimo challenge again–basically NaNo with the rules bent My rules for the challenge: –I don’t specifically have to write a novel. I can write anything I want, so long as it all adds up to at least 50,000 words (or something close to it) in 30 days –I am not limited to a 50,000 word goal. My goal is to write as much (or as little) as I can through November. I will still respect the start time of November 1, and goal of November 30. –I can write multiple items per day, if I wish. –I can write leading up to the challenge, and I can still continue even after the challenge ends, but only what is written during November counts for the challenge. –I will still track how many total words I end up writing during the duration of the challenge (never mind I am not limited to a specific word count like the real challenge)
Cendol* October 30, 2021 at 8:41 pm It’s going great! I’m averaging a new short story every two weeks. I’ve gone from having just one story ready for submission to six. And a growing pile of rejections, but oh well! Just happy to be here, lol.
A.N. O'Nyme* October 30, 2021 at 3:09 am Gaming thread! What’s everyone been playing this week? As usual this is not limited to video games so feel free to talk about any kind of game you want including phone games. Also feel free to ask for recommendations or help identifying a vaguely remembered game. Not much gaming for me these past few weeks as I have been busy (hence my absence last week), but I’m curious to hear what everyone else has been playing.
Meh* October 30, 2021 at 7:36 am I played Hunt A Killer – Murder at a Dive Bar last night. I’m not sure how I feel about the game. We solved the obvious puzzles, coded messages and combination lock but I’m not sure if we did all the things and were going to look it over again today before we open the answer envelope. Maybe I’m more used to a linear game: you have to solve X to move onto Y. Last week I asked for recommendations on these types of puzzles/mystery games and this was my first I’ve played. Are they all like this? Not a structure or clear path to solving? Can anyone recommend ones they enjoy?
ecnaseener* October 30, 2021 at 8:46 am I think last week I considered recommending the Exit games but you had specifically asked for murder mysteries so I didn’t send the comment. (Unless that was someone else, in which case I missed your post.) Exit games (the brand is Thames & Kosmos) are styled as “escape the room” rather than murder mystery, but they’re a ton of fun and they might be closer to what you’re looking for. It has a deck of riddle cards and a deck of answer cards. (And hint cards.) There are other pieces, like pictures of the room and various cardboard objects, but everything you need to solve is going to be on a riddle card, so you’re not going to be left wondering whether you did everything you were supposed to do. It will tell you when you’ve won the game as part of the answer to the last riddle. That said, it’s not SUPER linear. You do have to solve X to move onto Y, but you won’t know what Y is until you solve X. There will be times when you have several “active” riddle cards and can’t figure out how to solve any of them – maybe for some of them you’re waiting for clues that will be revealed in the answer to another riddle, but at least one of your cards must be solvable and you can’t figure out which one. The games come in varying difficulty levels, so if that sounds like it might be good but a little too complex, start with one of the easier rated ones.
Meh* October 30, 2021 at 10:00 am Thanks! I’ll put it on my list. I didn’t need it to be murder only, mostly just problem solving/ story based. My biggest problem with the Dive Bar game is I don’t know if we’re done. There’s no progress indicator if that makes sense. Just here’s a bunch of papers, good luck!
Deschain* October 30, 2021 at 8:33 am I’ve been playing House of Ashes. I’ve played all their games (Until Dawn, Man of Medan, etc.) and they are so much fun. Today I’m trying to get different character outcomes. Also, they now have decent options if you have difficulty with the game controls or speed of QTEs (I do). They’re getting really good about incorporating new features.
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 10:10 am After a break, I pushed through the Stormblood patches of FFXIV and am in Shadowbringers, although I don’t expect to finish before Endwalker releases this month. I have been warned of the emotional pain to come…
twocents* October 30, 2021 at 11:26 am Playing Atelier Firis still, hoping to wrap it up this weekend. No D&D this weekend, so debating if I want to bust out a puzzle or something for a more tangible thing and to give my eyes a break from the screen.
twocents* October 31, 2021 at 9:00 am Also, I’ve been poking around Pikmin Bloom a bit, the new walking encouragement app from Niantic in a similar vein to Pokemon Go. I never got into PoGo, but I’m liking the chill vibes of seeing flowers crop up while I walk around and to finally play a Pikmin game where I don’t accidentally kill half the little guys, lol.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 12:09 pm My husband and I are going to our local gaming/coffee shop to play Magic and hang out. I don’t want to join a competitive game, just me and him. We’ll see how it goes. We’ve been in once before and it was a positive experience. He was focused on my teenage son, mostly, so we’ll see if anyone does the gatekeeping thing where they grill me with questions to make me prove my nerdiness/geekiness.
The Dude Abides* October 31, 2021 at 2:37 pm With Magic, other people might ask what format(s) you play. For the formats I play, I make sure to have multiple decks when I go to my local shop, as I am always willing to lend most out in order to get games in.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:10 pm Gone back to Mass Effect and fallen hard for Kaiden (that voice). Also been playing the new update on Stellaris which is NOT an easy strategy game to get into (tutorials? None) but once into it is a really deep, humorous in parts, space strategy that can eat up days. I play it solo as my preferred galactic conquest scenario doesn’t work against human players. I can out manuveur a CPU but not a person :)
Jackalope* October 30, 2021 at 12:25 pm Mentioned this last week but I’m still making my way through Fire Emblem Three Houses. I still find Dimitri a bit of a monster right now and am disliking him a lot. But I hear he gets better. Tonight I’m going to play some sort of Halloween RPG with some of my husband’s friends; don’t remember which one but I think it will be a fun time.
twocents* October 30, 2021 at 12:33 pm Blue Lions was my favorite house, and Dimitri’s character arc is a pretty big contribution to that. I think you’ll find the payoff rewarding.
Smol Book Wizard* October 31, 2021 at 1:30 am aaaah, best wishes! I am glad I’m not the only one who didn’t immediately love Dimitri… he seems to be very popular among the fandom and while I admit he might improve over time, I can’t really explain his popularity yet. Then again, I went Black Eagles and did a completely chaotic poorly managed heartfelt run so I don’t know if I’m the normal player. :D
Jackalope* October 31, 2021 at 3:38 pm Yeah, after this I’m going to go back and do a Crimson Flower run to cleanse my palate before moving on to something else. I knew from the moment I started playing that Edelgard would be my favorite lord and Dimitri would probably be lowest on the list, but didn’t expect to have this negative of a reaction to him. But I’ll keep going to the end so I can see what I think.
Nynaeve* October 30, 2021 at 3:50 pm I’ve been playing Heaven’s Vault (archaeologist and robot try to solve a mystery by finding artifacts and piecing together an ancient language) and Lost in Random (girl travels through dice-themed city to find her sister who was kidnapped by the queen).
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 11:10 am First in-person gaming session since well before pandemic. We’ve all been vaccinated a while, and the DM had a break at work to make it possible. My first inperson D&D 5.0… i had to laugh at how hard it was to find things on paper.
SparklingBlue* October 31, 2021 at 7:17 pm I am counting down the days to Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl–I had great fun with the original Diamond, and am looking forward to the remake, as well as Pokemon Legends: Arceus in January.
LimeRoos* November 1, 2021 at 10:25 am Forever late to this party. But I’m getting my island prepped for the Animal Crossing update on Friday, Diablo 2 is going really well and still so much fun, and w/ the N64 games coming to Switch Online, I’m already on stage 6 Castle for Yoshi’s Story. That game holds up so well! And it’s adorable.
Picket line or bread line* October 30, 2021 at 3:27 am My partner’s boss, who earns about 300K/year, just asked him and a few others to help him move a couple of things tomorrow (Sunday). Thanks to my reading here, my immediate response was “NO WAY! A good manager would NEVER ask you to help him move. That’s crossing a boundary. Tell him something has come up and you can’t make it tomorrow.” I’m not sure I’ve convinced him. Academia has a weird way of making people cross professional boundaries. Thank you Alison for your advice, for saving me and my partner’s back (literally and metaphorically!).
Cookies For Breakfast* October 30, 2021 at 4:17 am I never worked in academia, but this reminded me of when my old boss sent an all-company email to recruit 4 volunteers in our middle-of-nowhere warehouse to move a pool table into his chic river-view apartment (upper floor, very small lift). A few did it, because they were very nice people, and the boss had a way of inserting personal favours in our working hours as if it was completely normal (wish I’d been an AAM reader back then!). These people were watched like hawks and barely allowed to take breaks from packing boxes, but all of a sudden, being out for a day was totally fine. I also bet that, while they were on minimum wage, a professional mover was not.
Not A Library* October 30, 2021 at 8:02 am Though my initial gut reaction is ‘ definitely no!‘, I guess it really depends on how friendly they are. My mom was very close with her boss, so close that as a teenager a house/cat-sat for her boss for over a month. I was paid for it, but it happened because of their close friendship. Her boss even said that she would usually ask her niece to check on her cat for just a long weekend, but she didn’t trust her niece with such a long period of time while she said I was more reliable. Meanwhile, I have a boss who is moving right now and the only help I’ve given him was to give him a couple of free cardboard boxes I had lying around my house. I would definitely be surprised if he asked me to help him move, and would politely decline.
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:01 am This work/friend mix can be fine with people who have a warm camaraderie and good read on how difficult it would be to do a given task.
CoffeeIsMyFriend* October 30, 2021 at 8:58 am Def a ‘sorry, not available this weekend!” but I did start to chuckle when I learned it was academia. As long as he’s n0t a grad student saying no is fine…if he’s a grad student (or maybe even a post doc) all bets are off (which is terrible).
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:35 am To be fair, this was years ago, but my professor uncle apparently had grad students cleaning his house. One of them ended up a senator and presidential candidate, at which point I presume he stopped vacuuming for my uncle.
WS* October 31, 2021 at 12:02 am I cleaned for my professor as a grad student! She paid me, at least, though not as much as a professional cleaner would have cost.
Picket line or bread line* October 30, 2021 at 5:18 pm He’s a post doc. He politely declined. Academia is The Worst. The amount of drinking stories alone are enough to put one off. FYI: For those who don’t know academics and students often often go to conferences and get absolutely blind drunk.
coffee is my friend* October 31, 2021 at 9:26 am Yeah the drinking was something… thankfully my discipline, while into drinking, was more about chilling with a beer around a fire as opposed to drunken parties Thankfully even though my workload is nuts my chair and Dean do believe in work/life separation (though I’m not at a university)
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 11:29 am Yeah I don’t understand this asking people to help you move thing. Maybe if they offered I would accept, I dunno. Even then, though, I wouldn’t want somebody to get injured. I would just hire movers. Especially if I earned 300k!! (i wish lol)
All the Words* October 30, 2021 at 11:08 am There are these things called movers, which, for a reasonable fee, will come and move one’s stuff for them. I don’t see anything in your post to suggest this option isn’t available to this employer.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 8:07 am Imagine the field day we would have if the boss wrote in it with the question about his employees not wanting to help move this stuff.
Moth* October 30, 2021 at 11:12 am When I was a grad student the PI of the lab I worked in asked one of the techs to come in to the lab the day after Christmas to help move some things. The tech, being a good person and wanting a few extra hours of work showed up and was dumbfounded when the PI said to clock in and then follow him to his house and help him move all of his stuff out to his new apartment (while his wife and son were out of town and didn’t know). Not knowing how to extract himself from the situation, the tech just did it, but came into the lab the next week feeling very uncomfortable about what had happened. All that to say, at least the manager in your situation was up front from the start about what he wanted. Good for you for reminding your partner of healthy boundaries!
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:51 am Whoa, actually getting the school to pay for it? That’s moved it from obnoxious to illegal. Then throw in the secret flit and yikes.
Wishing You Well* October 30, 2021 at 12:10 pm Please don’t help move the guy! Twice I helped move friends – never again! One said,”It’ll take an hour.” 12 hours later, I’m exhausted and we still weren’t done. Her stuff wasn’t even boxed and the move wasn’t safe: walking over obstacles while carrying heavy objects and having her kids sit on boxes in the back of a van so the load wouldn’t shift. A different friend also wanted help moving. She had done NOTHING to prepare. We were emptying her drawers and shelves and had to handle and pack her birth control devices and cremated remains of a parent. Never again. And if you’re hurt while moving your boss’s stuff? No worker’s comp! Please don’t!
Imtheone* October 30, 2021 at 1:33 pm Google moving help, and small companies that do short term moves will pop up. You vpcan hire them to move things around your house.
MissDisplaced* October 31, 2021 at 9:38 am This would be a very hard NO Someone making a six figure salary can very well afford professional movers. The only exception here would be if they were asking for moving help as a charity/volunteer situation to help others in the community.
mdv* November 1, 2021 at 3:10 pm Once upon a time, I asked a student who worked for me if they knew anyone who would be willing to help move a stack of boxes from a hoarded house to a new house … where I provided the moving vehicle, we made ONE trip, and it took exactly the amount of time I asked them for, and I bought cases of beer and a lot of pizza for them afterward. Looking back, I realize that I should not have asked, but I wonder if it was different because I was – upfront about the actual job and conditions? – there was compensation of a sort?
Green Snickers* October 30, 2021 at 3:33 am Any ideas on what types of Souvenirs can be turned into Christmas ornaments? Christmas ornaments are my goto souvenir from everywhere I visit but some places don’t have them as available as others. Right now I am in Dubai and haven’t seen one so I’m hoping I can just buy some other souvenir item, throw a hook on it and throw it on my tree. Obviously keychains could work but any others?
Picket line or bread line* October 30, 2021 at 3:58 am Ceramics are great, like a small tile or disk. Or a small stuffed animal? Or a small handicraft, something beaded, embroidered or woven? Nearly every culture has a traditional art form using at least one of these. For Dubai, it looks like they have some great traditional embroidery. Maybe you could find a small purse or bag made of some cool fabric? I’m sure there’s a mini Burj Khalifa tower somewhere in the city?
Maxie's Mommy* October 30, 2021 at 3:58 am Tiny stuffed animals? I have some camels from Egypt on my tree. My friend went to France so often that now she has a separate small tree with Paris landmarks and the like.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 7:37 am Yes! Last year my sister gave me some Christmas-themed jewelry that is god-awful ugly as jewelry (and I don’t wear different jewelry anyway), but looks very nice as a Christmas ornament.
Pass The Gravy* October 30, 2021 at 8:07 am I have used keychains as ornaments, simply using the circle of the keychain to slip onto a tree branch. Works fine without having to put an additional hook on it.
My Brain Is Exploding* October 30, 2021 at 9:32 am We do this all the time! Most of ours are keychains. A small flag, necklaces (we’ve bought some made from local beads, etc.), often you can buy lapel souvenir pins which are easy to affix to a ribbon (and then tie the ribbon to the tree), sometimes even tiny food containers. For Dubai: tiny perfume bottle, a teacup bought at a souk, a tiny weaving.
Fellow Traveller* October 30, 2021 at 9:34 am One time I was in Taiwan and I saw some really charming sugar packets at a coffee shop so I brought them home. Eventually I used modge podge and glue and mounted one on a small thin piece of wood and then attached a magnet on the back. I’ve also used modge podge to make Christmas ornaments by sticking magazine clippings on a piece of wood, then drilling a small hole for string. Maybe if you see a map of a flyer or a piece of fabric that you like you could do something similar? Or sand or some such?
usernames anonymous* October 30, 2021 at 10:12 am If you’re staying at a hotel I’d check with the concierge. I’ve been able to find christmas ornaments even in Saudi Arabia so they’ll be somewhere in Dubai which has a large expat community though you might be a couple of weeks too early. If you google Christmas stores in Dubai it should come up with options in Mall of the Emirates – looks like there are a couple of popup Christmas stores opening. Also try mid/high end furniture/interior design stores – they usually have them. And I vaguely remember Burj Khalifa building having large wooden balls with pictures of the building painted on them that can be used as ornaments.
Let me be dark and twisty* October 30, 2021 at 10:14 am I second ceramics! I was in Morocco and bought a little ceramic coaster from a Fez pottery. Turned it into a Christmas ornament by drilling a small hole in it and threading wire. Paper also works. Many hotels, restaurants, and stores I’ve been to while traveling have business cards (or business card-like promotional items, like coupons). These can easily be turned into ornaments. The third “type” I’ve turned into an ornament is an enamel lapel pin (like a Hard Rock Cafe souvenir pin or a Disney Trading Pin). You can get creative with how you arrange them — one I turned into an ornament, others I’ve pushed into ornament balls for a mini-collection.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 10:37 am If you are able to go to the museums/houses in Al Shindagha (Dubai Creek), I think you should be able to find some little handicraft item that will work! I could also see doing something cute with one of the teeny coffee cups (finjian, fenyal) that are inexpensive.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:39 am I don’t know if it’s still true (or if it was even just a legend then), but I was told in the 1980s that the reason you’d see such strange bulky decorative items sold as Christmas ornaments was that they were subject to less restrictive tariffs than other decor items, so exporters would slap a hook on everything they could no matter how inappropriate. If they can, so can you.
Dark Macadamia* October 30, 2021 at 11:07 am Coasters, you could get two and glue the bottoms together with a ribbon/hook in between
A Genuine Scientician* October 30, 2021 at 1:10 pm One of my favorite Christmas ornaments is one I made from a carved wooden bead (it’s an adorable little owl). I’m not a jewelry person at all, but Christmas ornaments, absolutely.
Filosofickle* October 30, 2021 at 1:20 pm Several of mine are metal bookmarks. Often museums have those. I have lots of modified pendants and keychains.
Exif* October 30, 2021 at 1:28 pm Thimbles. I bought a beautiful carved pewter thimble at Yellowstone. Easy to drill a hole in the top center and push a knotted gold thread up through the bottom.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 8:10 am If you see a small bell, go for it. There is a tradition in my husband’s family to hang at least one bell on every Christmas tree. I think it’s a Wonderful Life reference.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 8:33 am Also, weaving is a big deal. Cording, sashes, and trim could be garland for a tree. https://saasawubona.com/the-craft-of-talli/ This talks about a program trying to revive traditional crafts by helping local crafters fund & operate their businesses. https://gulfnews.com/entertainment/arts-culture/preserving-the-emirati-way-of-life-1.807946
Cookies For Breakfast* October 30, 2021 at 4:03 am Let’s talk NaNoWriMo. It’s something I’ve always wanted to do and never feel I have enough of a “real” project to actually try. Do others here feel like that too? Has someone felt it and overcome it? I have a not-even-half-formed idea for an office-based novel, and have always wanted to explore writing a collection of connected short stories. Pre-pandemic, I used to give writing daily my best shot, even though life and work always came in the way. At some point in between lockdowns, words and ideas just stopped coming, so all I’m left with is reading other people’s words and thinking “wow, how do they do THAT?”. I barely feel able to write anymore, and after two years of losing my sense of self, losing loved ones and realising I’m a terrible fit for the path I’ve taken at work, there’s nothing I want more than creating again. In practical terms, there’s always a point in the year when I tell myself I’ll get organised and work on a solid project outline, so that I can spend November trying to put as many words on pages as I can. And then…October rolls round and I feel nowhere near prepared. I always have less than I’d hoped and it never feels promising enough to keep exploring. 1 November rolls round and I don’t write a thing, because I don’t have enough of a direction to keep me focused. It can’t be just me, so how does everyone else tell the inner critic to shut the hell up, just give it a go, and accept a month of bad unusable writing could still be better than no words at all?
Copper penny* October 30, 2021 at 4:43 am Have you heard of zero drafting? That is what helped me after years of trying to writing and never feeling like it was good enough. It’s not your first draft, it doesn’t need to be that tidy. It is just writing out the story until it’s finished then you go back and write the first draft. It’s really helped me eliminate the need to write perfectly. I’m sure you can google a better explanation. I did half of a zero draft, and realised a lot about where I wanted the story to go and how things fit together. I’m not sure if I’m on my second zero draft or my first draft, but I’ve started over. I’ll consider nanowrimo a success if I’m still working on this story. I normally give up after a week because I don’t feel good enough.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 1:54 pm I love this idea! I do a lot of technical writing for work, and I’m constantly reminding myself to just put literally anything on the screen. It can be utter crap, but that’s okay, because I’ll go back and fix it later.
Cookies For Breakfast* October 31, 2021 at 5:50 am I know what you mean about the technical writing because I do a lot of that too. And yet, nothing I write in my personal time ever seems as fixable as those how-to guides about the inner workings of a piece of software. I can keep testing and testing the software until it makes sense, and immediately see on screen whether what I’m doing is logical or not. With fiction projects, it feels more like constantly stabbing in the dark. I lose steam with most of my drafts, including “zero” ones, because in order to continue, I have to feel that at least one thing in the middle of all the crap is salvageable, and I’m very good at hating anything I’ve written if I let it sit for just a few days.
Golden* October 30, 2021 at 7:08 am I’m in your boat! Always wanted to try, but my ideas are always so underbaked. I’ve been thinking of creating a fantasy world one could play a tabletop RPG in and writing 50k words about that. I suppose that’s not really a novel though. On another note, does anyone know of a good discord channel for NaNoWriMo? Especially if it’s beginner friendly?
Let me be dark and twisty* October 30, 2021 at 10:27 am I’ve done NaNo a few times (years ago when I was in college). The key piece of advice I always share is this: No one is reading what you write. Not even NaNo! Back in the day when I was doing it, the only thing NaNo “saw” was your daily word count – you just reported how many words you wrote that day to the website. That’s it! And just write. Don’t worry about planning or direction or focus or plot. Just write what comes out of you. Only once did I actually have something resembling a real novel when NaNo finished. The other years? The end result was a chaotic assembly of things that kept me interested enough to keep going to reach the word limit. No one’s going to ever read it to say “this is worthy of NaNo. You can keep writing.” They just want the word limit. Also on advice for shutting up the inner critic — my old creative writing professor used to tell us that we needed a physical representation of shutting up the critic. He had us buy a cheapo Barbie and sit her on our desk. Any time our inner critic started, or the inner editor, we were to pull off her head and put her head in a drawer. Surprisingly a very effective way of shutting up the inner critic. (Don’t worry, his advice also said to put Barbie’s head back on when we were done writing for the day.) Maybe you could give it a try?
Elizabeth West* October 30, 2021 at 2:05 pm You don’t even have to sign up to do it. Just use it as an impetus to start something. Personally, I cheat and use it as a way to finish something. I’m ever the NaNoWriMo rebel, haha. I love the Barbie thing. That’s fantastic.
Cookies For Breakfast* October 31, 2021 at 6:04 am “A chaotic assembly of things that kept me interested enough” That sounds a lot like how I write :D And yes, like both you and Elizabeth West suggested, this isn’t at all about the official NaNo tracking or getting in front of readers. I don’t plan to sign up, just try and get as many words out of my head and on a page. Part of me is reluctant to do that without a good idea for a plot to progress towards, which right now is what I think would keep me interested enough.
Dark Macadamia* October 30, 2021 at 11:15 am I went in with zero prep and zero experience writing outside of school and made it to 50k my first year! Also keep in mind that even if you don’t “win” the challenge, writing ANYTHING is impressive and better than not writing at all. The best thing I can say is just count… everything. If you spend some of NaNo doing outlines or jotting down ideas and phrases, count those words. If you aren’t happy with a scene and decide to rewrite it, keep the first version and count the words for both. Write backstory that wouldn’t be included in the published version. Write exploratory scenes that don’t further the plot. Write internal monologues. Etc. If you go in with some decent structure and planning you can use brain dumps on the days when you’re stuck, and if you go in with nothing, well, hopefully the brain dumps will get you somewhere.
twocents* October 30, 2021 at 11:31 am For me, I’m a total pantser, so I have a character and a very rough idea of what the problem is that they’ll be facing and I go from there. For word count, I use the word sprints. The NaNoWordSprints twitter can be useful for “try to write 200 words in 10 minutes, GO!” and then you kind of have to shut off and just focus on getting the story out on paper. Once you have words, you can edit them later (they call them the “Now What?” months starting in January, iirc), so don’t worry about how good they are or not.
Cookies For Breakfast* October 31, 2021 at 5:56 am I never heard of the word sprints and will definitely look them up. Thank you! I relate to your approach a lot, and so I think I’m a pantser who would really really rather prefer to be a plotter, because once I have my rough ideas I haven’t quite yet figured out how to “go from there”. I crave structure I can’t seem to give myself, both on the page, and when it comes to making the time to write. That’s why I get so frustrated with myself all the time.
twocents* October 31, 2021 at 9:03 am I can relate! I wish I was able to do the super structured outline of how everyone relates to everyone and the sequence of events and blah blah, but I find that, even if I try to do that, then as I write, I’m not moving from my carefully planned Point A to Point B, but rather, the character now wants to go over here and do this thing. So I’ve just learned to lean into it.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:13 pm Done it (thanks AO3 community) several times and here’s how I write: Little scenes, dialogues, ideas for a brilliant moment, they all get written down. Once I’ve got a few thousand words I start working out tying them together. Later I might work out a plot. Most of my work on AO3 has no overarching plot at all – the few pieces that do had it put in at a very late stage.
Cookies For Breakfast* October 31, 2021 at 6:08 am “Little scenes, dialogues, ideas for a brilliant moment, they all get written down. Once I’ve got a few thousand words I start working out tying them together.” Thats the kind of thing I used to think I had it in me to achieve, and so I love to hear it can and does happen. It’s so great to hear it works for you! Keep it up, wishing you lots of writing that fulfils you :)
Workerbee* October 30, 2021 at 1:19 pm One year I devoted to writing short stories/vignettes; it was a lot of fun, and you can reach 50K that way. Another year, I had to sit on myself to keep from editing my novel as I went along. I also recognized that I had perhaps only 10% of usable material by the time I was done, but I was just as proud as if there’d been more, because that was 10% I wouldn’t have had otherwise. And another year I wrote a completely unexpected part of a novel that I hadn’t intended to flesh out at all! The point is, at this stage, any words are good words. The trick is to get them out of your head and onto your screen or paper.
Cookies For Breakfast* October 31, 2021 at 5:59 am Oooh, I love writing vignettes! That’s one thing I want to make a more regular practice again. And I can totally relate to what you said about editing as you go. I do that all the time and I know that is sometimes the very thing thay holds me back from finishing short story drafts.
RagingADHD* October 30, 2021 at 7:47 pm I mentioned last week or so that my discovery with doing NaNoWriMo was that the method doesn’t work for me. I accomplished wordcount, but it nearly made me abandon my novel because it was such a mess it put me over a year behind and made me hate it. I’m a plotter, I use a modified version of the Snowflake Method. I pre-write character sketches, setting, whatever cimes to mind until I have a good sense of the books’s core. Then I create my outline and then write out of order, whatever bits are “juicy” that day. Sometimes that means following a character arc, sometimes a subplot or a theme. The outline then lets me hang those scenes in the right place. If you want to reignite the writing habit with NaNo, I encourage you to invest the time. But don’t feel constrained to do it a particular way. The end goal is to free you up, not make you miserable. The wordcount for NaNo averages out to something like 1,600 words a day, or a couple of hours. So use the month to dedicate those 2 hours a day and spend them on your writing – doesn’t have to be spent writing from opening line to “the end.” You could just write character profiles, snippets of dialogue, descriptions, whatever. You could spend the time outlining and making notes. Just get stuck in, and see what happens.
Cookies For Breakfast* October 31, 2021 at 5:43 am Thank you! I love this comment because it hits on the key thing I keep trying to do and failing at. I have many character and setting sketches for my novel project and had tons of fun writing them, but I’m really, really struggling with the plot outline. If I had that, then your approach is exactly what I’d go for. That’s ultimately what’s making me miserable, I think. Writing lots out of order and never knowing whether I’ll be able to use anything I’ve done, because the joints that hold plot points together still feel out of reach. But you’re right, reigniting the writing habit is what I’m after this year and if that means more sketching, I’ll take it.
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 10:33 am The great thing about an outline is that it, too, does not have to be perfect or set in stone – just serviceable enough to get you going. Start with a template if you need to, or an archetypical plot. I like starting with the Lester Dent pulp formula. You’ll change it up as you go. The thing about a novel (or a good novel, anyway) is that in order for it to be substantive and satisfying it has to be bigger than the reader’s brain can hold all at once. So unless you are an Amadeus-style freak of nature, it has to be bigger than the author’s brain, too. That means you can’t have everything completely planned out before you start. You have to plan enough to get moving and then create as you go. Fot those of us who don’t create linearly, we need more structure.
marvin the paranoid android* October 31, 2021 at 1:26 pm Not to be an armchair psychologist, but it sounds to me like your idea of what method will work best for you is at odds with how you are actually able to work. I only say this because I often do the same thing myself: I’ll set up a bunch of constraints and assume there is no way I can possibly work without them, and then when all the stars fail to align perfectly, it’s a great excuse to never get started. The only method that I’ve hit on that actually makes me write regularly is to clear up time in my schedule for writing. Once I actually get started, it’s fairly self-perpetuating because I like it. I’m just bad at starting things. Hopefully you find a similar method that works for you! I also highly recommend George Saunders’s A Swim in a Pond in the Rain. His advice for writing is very much about the revising process and takes a lot of the power out of the original idea and initial draft, so I find it soothing.
Tired Of Being The Target* October 30, 2021 at 4:18 am Thanks to the good advice last week, there was a minimum of drama when I didn’t want to be in a “happy family” group portrait. I basically texted that I don’t want my picture taken, Mom will like it anyway, and thanks for understanding. It was kind of funny in a way. I got three responses at the same time. The first one was the toxic response that I expected. The next two were “thanks for letting us know” which was the response I hoped for. Usually I get mobbed by toxicity but this time, the first person actually backed down after seeing the neutral responses. She used the excuse of dealing with a lot of Covid patients, which is odd because she is in sales and has nothing to do with patient care. Maybe going Grey Rock and very low contact for four years is starting to have an effect.
WellRed* October 30, 2021 at 10:56 am I laughed out loud at the Covid patients which is odd because she is in sales. Never met her but I suspect this sums her up in general.
Maxie's Mommy* October 30, 2021 at 4:30 am MY FAVORITE HALLOWEEN STORY A few years back, pre–Covid, my neighbor took her grade schoolers to the school Halloween carnival. Their older brother Wally went too, to help with the carnival. A block from the house Wally realizes he forgot his money, and tells his mom that he will grab his money from his dresser and have Dad take him to the school. Wally is at the house now and realizes he didn’t have anywhere to put his house key either, so he’s locked out. He decides to go up the trellis outside his window and get in that way. BUT–the next door neighbor, who had sent her kid to the carnival, sees a man in a dark outfit scaling the trellis, and calls the cops. Wally has his money and house key now, and seeing that his dad fell asleep in front of the TV, opts to walk to school. BUT—the cops are in the front yard, and throw Wally in the grass thinking he’s a burglar. Wally says he lives there, he doesn’t have a driver’s license but can show some ID. The cops still want to speak to an adult, so Wally takes them in the den and tries to wake Dad up. When he can’t, one officer turns off the TV. Wally’s dad yells in his sleep “DARN IT, WALLY, I WAS WATCHING THAT!!” The officers start laughing, realizing that this definitely Wally’s house. They offer to drive Wally to the carnival. Later that evening after a replay of the night’s events, mom says “well, it was nice you got a ride”. Wally’s dad comes in the kitchen and says “Ride? Ride?? I’d have given you a ride!”
Speaks to Dragonflies* October 31, 2021 at 1:27 am Indeed. Poor kid gets thrown on the lawn in front of his own house, and the cops aren’t known for asking questions before roughing up folks.
Astoria* October 30, 2021 at 9:33 am Sounds like something that would happen on Malcolm in the Middle.. :)
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 11:32 am yeah sounds like a good episode of a sitcom. I would have been a bit scared if I’d been Wally tbh. Once at uni a whole crowd gathered to watch a guy climb up a building and in the window. I guess we all assumed it was his flat, and he’d just lost his key, because he was so brazen about it. But sometimes I wonder if he was just a really audacious burglar!
the cat's ass* October 30, 2021 at 12:50 pm My favorite H ween story involves my mom and our paperboy, who had a rancorous relationship (paper frequently missing or damaged). She carved and decorated an amazing pumpkin, and placed it on the roof of our sun room. H ween night, she heard weird noises outside the house, and caught the paperboy shinnying up to sun room drainpipe with the aim of trashing the pumpkin. She was in a housecoat with her long white hair down, and she went outside and frightened him so badly he fell of the side of the house and broke his arm! She ended up driving him to the local ER.
Chaordic One* October 30, 2021 at 1:57 pm It keep imagining it as an episode of “Leave it Beaver,” only with Wally getting to be the main character in the episode, instead of Beaver.
The Prettiest Curse* October 30, 2021 at 5:05 am A few weeks ago, my puppy chewed the box of our DVD set of The Wire season 2 to pieces (he’s fine and the actual discs were fine too, but the box was destroyed.) This made me wonder, have any of your pets ever critiqued your taste in culture by doing something similar?
Cookies For Breakfast* October 30, 2021 at 5:46 am My cat made her opinions known through the way she sat on humans watching TV in the evenings. Sometimes she faced the screen, other times she turned her back to it and preferred to stare at whoever she’d claimed as her spot. Never a big fan of football (soccer?) matches, which was too bad, because I watched them often!
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 6:19 am My Elder Statesdog Gone Beyond did the same thing. She really liked period movies and historical docos, we joked that she liked dudes in big mustaches, and turned her face toward the corner for trashy murder tv or my housemate’s Godzilla movies.
The Prettiest Curse* October 30, 2021 at 6:29 am I’ve never owned a dog who cared about what’s TV until this one, though he primarily cares about sounds instead of what’s on the screen.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 7:38 am If someone turned on MASH, she’d come running from anywhere in the house to lay in the living room, even if she’d been sound asleep elsewhere. It cracked me up.
KR* October 30, 2021 at 6:10 am My cat threw up on a poster I had that was signed by Dhani Harrison, George Harrison’s son. It’s just on the white part on the top and bottom of the poster and not the graphic, so I could cut that part off if I wanted to display it. And it’s my fault for not keeping it in a more safe place. But it’s interesting she chose that surface to throw up on.
The Prettiest Curse* October 30, 2021 at 6:27 am Oh no! It’s always the worst when it’s something unique and irreplaceable.
Sloanicote* October 30, 2021 at 10:08 am Off topic but my cat seems to preferentially throw up on “new” things, almost like she’s marking them – it’s quite irritating. I’ve long noticed that she doesn’t want to throw up on easy-to-clean surfaces like the tile floor; she will *always* choose to stand on something softer. If there is one stray sock on a linoleum floor, she’ll throw up just on that. Drives me batty.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 8:00 am My cat took a very smelly toilet break into a bag of books to be taken to a charity shop. She hit the Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan and nothing else! I agree with her literary critique, Robert Jordan was a terrible author and the WoT is a fantastically awful and poorly written book… the TV show will suck really badly too I am sure.
Hotdog not dog* October 30, 2021 at 8:08 am I had a cat who would very nonchalantly pretend he was rubbing against a person’s shins and then without warning, drop a poop on their shoes if said individual was wearing anything other than sneakers. Bare feet or socks were also fine, but he had it in for all dress shoes, boots, or sandals.
Missb* October 30, 2021 at 9:09 am Yes, my pup didn’t seem to like my copy of Peggy Stewart at School. It was a very old book that my beloved grandma gave me. We give our pup cardboard boxes to tear apart. The book was on top of the entryway table and he apparently decided it was cardboard-like. I put my autographed books by former President Obama and Mrs. Obama out of reach, because I don’t want to learn if pup is not of the same political affiliation.
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:13 am We have had many variations on: Cat: I’ll just knock this noun off the edge and see if gravity is still in effect… yup. Dog: Ahoy, an item on the floor! I’ll bet it’s a new chew toy.
The Prettiest Curse* October 30, 2021 at 3:04 pm Back when we had a cat and dog, our cat worked out that the dog really loved his toys. (This stemmed from his being rescued from a bad situation – he probably didn’t have any toys for the first 5-6 years of his life.) So the cat would sit on his toys and just stare him down when he came over to get one. He was too nice to make her move, and it was pretty hilarious seeing a 90-pound dog being trolled by a small cat.
Animal worker* October 30, 2021 at 9:21 am My cockatoo apparently thinks I watch too much TV because if there’s a remote control within reach she’ll chew all the buttons off it. Actually, there’s hardly a corner of my house that hasn’t been customized by one of my parrots. Shoes, plastic container lids, anything wood, paper or cardboard, you name it. I try to keep stuff away from them but they always seems to find new chew toys I haven’t thought of yet. And the cockatoo also loves climbing up and chewing up my cat trees too. A daily adventure. My cat, on the other hand, has been really great about not damaging things. Go figure.
Expiring Cat Memes* October 30, 2021 at 9:28 am Not over my taste in culture, but definitely over my taste in men. Had an ex boyfriend who my (usually sweet and affectionate) cat would turn feral around. Death stares, peed on his things, sulked with me after he’d stayed over, etc. She was a smart cat though, and she was 100% right about him from day one. She’s lovely with everyone else, and she’s all over my husband.
Chauncy Gardener* October 30, 2021 at 9:59 am Our late dog LOVED Cesar Milan. Would watch his shows with intent interest and would look very indignant during the episodes where the owners of vicious small dogs just couldn’t seem to do the right thing!
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:11 am Small orange cat has destroyed multiple falling sand sculptures. The first time we joked that it was because she had liked the shipping box so much. But… we’re on about sculpture five, and the fifth box is still sitting in the corner of the dining room, months later, where small orange cat often hops inside and happily sits. As a puppy, one dog had an affinity for the $80 charging cable and would eat it while ignoring the $5 extension cord into which it was plugged.
ImOnlyHereForThePoetry* October 30, 2021 at 11:39 am My first puppy chewed up a book on training your dog. Which was a library book so I had to return the dog chewed up dog training book to the library. (And pay for the replacement.)
Animal worker* October 30, 2021 at 1:49 pm Love this! Hoping that you got a great reaction from the library on the irony of the situation as well.
The Prettiest Curse* October 30, 2021 at 3:00 pm Hmm, I’m wondering if the puppy somehow intuited the contents of the book. And I bet the library staff found that amusing!
Can’t Sit Still* October 30, 2021 at 12:04 pm My cat chewed through the covers of several Marion Zimmer Bradley books and then peed on them. In retrospect, her critique was 100% correct. (Everyone told me I was mistaken about what I was seeing in her books, but I was not.) TW: MZB sexually assaulted children, including her own daughter. The assaults on her daughter continued into adulthood. This is reflected in virtually all of her books, but is particularly egregious in The Mists of Avalon, where she justifies incest as a good way for kids to learn about sex.
The Prettiest Curse* October 30, 2021 at 3:07 pm The cats in this comment thread seem to have some issues with sci-fi authors, rightly so in this case.
Exif* October 30, 2021 at 1:34 pm One of our cats turned out to be litterbox avoidant from day one. We had put her in a room by herself for the initial quarantine, and she pissed all over my beanbag chair. It was given to me by my parents, authentic, bought in the early seventies. I had such great memories of playing on it as a small child, and the new ones are garbage. It was irreplaceable and I’m still not over it 15 years later.
Chaordic One* October 30, 2021 at 2:08 pm My late dog, Thor, a terrier, had an absolute hatred of the mail carriers and of the mail. At the time, we lived in a house where the mail was pushed through a slot in the front door of the house. It was supposed to go into a box that built into the backside of the door, but often the mail would overshoot the box and land on the floor of a glassed-in front porch in front of the living room. When the mail was delivered, after barking furiously at the poor postal carriers, Thor, would run into the front porch and grab any mail that overshot the mailbox from the floor and shake it vicisously. I can’t tell you how many letters, cards, bills and magazines had teeth marks on them. Most of the time, it wasn’t a big deal, but I did have a set of prints that I had ordered from company that was similar to Posters.com that were mailed in a flat envelope that I really couldn’t display because of the teeth marks.
The Prettiest Curse* October 30, 2021 at 3:10 pm Thankfully, our new puppy hasn’t got into chewing the mail yet, because I grab it the second it comes through the door. And the very first dog that I co-owned with my husband was called Thor! (He was a large dog, though.)
Paddy O'Furniture* October 30, 2021 at 9:08 pm It must be a comfort knowing that if a mail carrier ever decided to rob your house Thor would defend it.
Might Be Spam* October 30, 2021 at 3:05 pm My free range house rabbit hated my begonia plant. Whenever he got a chance, he would pull off the leaves and eventually killed the plant. The pot full of dirt and dead leaves became the perfect place for him to lounge around. Other than the begonia, he never bothered anything. Not even wires or wood furniture. I would love to get another rabbit, but I rent now and any new rabbit would probably be more of a chewer.
Pam* October 30, 2021 at 3:33 pm One of ours destroyed a brand new microwave box that was near his crate. (Cardboard and styrofoam bits everywhere. Yes, he was in the crate) We thought “good- he saved us having to unpack it, until we picked it up and found he had also chewed through the cord.
RagingADHD* October 30, 2021 at 7:51 pm Not a pet, wildlife. My husband once had a pigeon fly in the window of his apartment and poop all over a painting he was working on. Editorial commentary, he called it.
Liz* October 30, 2021 at 5:10 am Following the letter from the Halloween devotee this week, I’m curious: what are peoples’ plans for Halloween? Growing up in the UK, it was never a big deal here. In fact, I remember when I was 10 we got a special assembly about how Trick or Treating was antisocial and dangerous (and they kind of had a point because there was no culture of it, and the one time I tried we were just out alone at night, knocking on random doors and nobody understood why). Even now, we don’t have much going on save for a few carved pumpkins and the odd house that puts up some fake cobwebs and a plastic skeleton. We do get kids trick or treating in organised groups now, with parental supervision, and the general understanding is they only go to houses with decorations up or a pumpkin outside. Halloween always looks like a big deal in the States but I’d sometimes wondered if that was just movies making everything look grander and more extravagant, like they do with Christmas. So do people really go all out decorating houses and such? I’d love to hear about people’s experiences.
Princess Deviant* October 30, 2021 at 5:27 am It’s definitely more prevalent now than when I was a kid, and we also had the whole ‘don’t don’t it’ speiel as well! My mum was dead against it. She said it was wrong to knock on people’s doors and say to them what was effectively “give me something nice or I’ll be mean to you” which was coercive! So I’ve never been trick-or-treating. We did used to bob apples and have dress-up parties when we were little though. I guess it’s had an impact because I don’t celebrate it now – well I do, but in a quiet, pagan way. I don’t answer the door to trick-or-treaters, who STILL will knock, annoyingly, even though I don’t have deccies or lights up! Also I am kind of gothy looking, so dressing up like a witch – not a big deal XD I think the commercialisation of it is American, do you?
Undine* October 30, 2021 at 5:37 am Yes, it’s a big deal here. Nowadays some neighborhoods are magnet neighborhoods, where people know there’s lots of candy, so those neighborhoods get lots of kids. Hundreds. In non Covid times people a block away would close off their small block, have a fog machine, with spooky sounds playing. There are decorations all over. One house usually has gravestones with the names of famous people who died over the year. This year I feel like I’m seeing more skeletons (life size, either whole or partial, like someone emerging from the ground, one house has skeletons climbing up it. Also various animal skeletons, tiny dragons, bats, a saber tooth tiger the size of a small dog) and spiders, but fewer witches. Spiders are enormous with a body the size of a large dog. Someone up the street has a witch with an enormous cauldron with green bubble wrap to simulate the boiling potion and an enormous fake centipede climbing out. There are also skeletons twelve feet high (where do you store that in the off season?) There is another trend, where people put up tiny little elf houses, and I saw one that is at least autumn themed, with a pumpkin stand.
Liz* October 30, 2021 at 7:14 am Oh wow, this sounds amazing!! I’d love to see that. When I was a kid I watched the movie Hocus Pocus and was enthralled by all the decor and the themed party shown going on in the neighbourhood, but I always figured it was because the film was set in Salem and they had depicted the residents were just strangely obsessed. Then I started hearing all the excited Halloween talk from American friends online and realised that people do this in real life. It must be so fun figuring out how to do this kind of thing, rigging up the effects! There must be some very creative people.
Maxie's Mommy* October 30, 2021 at 5:42 am I have decorated out front, but it’s more pumpkins/cute and not scary. I give out candy, and beers and wine coolers for the adults, and mini waters for the kids. I put out a few patio chairs with cushions for folks to sit in–you can see most of the street from our driveway. Parents seem to really appreciate the drinks and the chairs–it’s an elderly neighborhood, with toddlers coming to Nana’s to trick or treat. I bring in all my animals. And if I dress up, it’s just cat ears.
Liz* October 30, 2021 at 7:18 am That’s very sweet. My dad is in his 70s now but really enjoys halloween. He’s a very shy man but loves kids – he’d rather make funny faces and coo at a toddler than make smalltalk with a strange adult – and his area was typically older folk but is gradually seeing an influx of families with young kids. Every year he buys two big tubs of chocolates, pops a pumpkin on the garden wall, and spends a few hours sat in the hall going back and forth to the front door.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 30, 2021 at 6:29 am It’s a big deal in suburbs, less so in the semi-rural area I moved to recently –difference is sidewalks. As a child it was just after daylight savings time changed so the world was suddenly dark. Being allowed out without a parent anyway was thrilling. One of the loveliest things I’ve seen people give out in addition to candy was in the days before cheap cell phones. A friend lived on the edge of a low-income neighborhood, and she gave kids Polaroid pictures of themselves in their costume for their family. Adult family members who were escorting kids were invited into the pictures. (Everyone got candy too.)
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:48 am Honestly, there’d be a fun element to it even now! It’s an actual object that the kid gets to carry.
Virginia Plain* October 30, 2021 at 6:31 am Same here in the UK. Growing up there was very little trick-or-treating; the occasional small next door neighbour dressed as a witch and accompanied by mum, who would receive a biscuit or something as we didn’t get sweets in for it. We had a turnip lantern a few times (pumpkins not being so widely available here then) and my October birthday party was Halloween themed a couple of times. In the last twenty years or so since I graduated/left my parents’ home and moved south/got a job I’ve never bought sweets or had anyone knock at the door – admittedly I’ve always lived in a flat. One sees small groups of kids accompanied by a parents but I think they only go to houses of people they know, I don’t think many kids are allowed to knock on strangers’ doors. Sometimes adults have halloween parties but I think the biggest difference is, a halloween costume here is always specifically halloween/scary themed. So witch, cat, ghost etc or of late maybe zombie, or a villain like Freddy Krueger or Darth Vader or something. You’d never dress as, like, the Pope or a fried egg. I did go to a party a few years running that my friend held where you brought your own pumpkin and she provided food and drinks and we had a pumpkin carving party which was fun, including the pumpkintinis. She is Canadian though and I think their customs are much closer to US ones!
Virginia Plain* October 30, 2021 at 6:36 am I meant to say, I’ve never heard of anyone wearing a costume to work here (I will never get over the AAM letter about the woman who dressed as a Disney princess and demanded sweets from the board meeting) but one thing I do expect though is halloween sweets to appear in our office on Monday; one of my colleagues always brings in some excess when he feels that his kids have been given far too much sugar than is good for them, such as after Christmas or Easter. So I’ll probably be shovelling in bat-shaped Haribo next week!
Liz* October 30, 2021 at 7:26 am I’ve never known anyone knock on my door either, but we’ve never put a pumpkin out so they probably wouldn’t as that seems to be the code. I have been to a couple of Halloween parties. I spent a few years in my 20s hanging out with a goth crowd, and they did push the boat out for halloween, but it was really just a big booze up with music and decor. Even with the house being kitted out, though, I think we only got like… 2 lots of kids, and they were totally unexpected because I remember my friend running round the house trying to find sweets to give them.
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 11:46 am I counted 50 (groups, that is, so more kids than that even) at my door one year. We had the porch light on though, that’s as good as having a pumpkin round here. It means come on ahead :)
Windchime* October 31, 2021 at 2:13 pm Yeah, same here. Porch light on means come and knock and get some candy; porch light off means “no candy here”. My light will be off tonight; I’m not in the mood to open the door 100 times.
Sloanicote* October 30, 2021 at 10:06 am I do recall turnip lanterns, and treacle (northern UK here) – but it was a bit conflated with the bonfires for Guy Faulks’. I don’t think we ever had trick or treaters.
Anon for this* October 30, 2021 at 4:57 pm Oh gosh yes, turnip lanterns! Those were a thing in Scotland too, I remember my dad having to carve them for us because he was the only one strong enough!
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 11:42 am It’s always been a big deal here (Northern Ireland) and we’re part of the UK (at time of writing, ahem lol). We never do anything for Guy’s Fawke’s day here (5th Nov), unlike England. It bugs me when people say ‘Halloween’ is an American holiday; people have been going trick or treating here as long as my mum can remember and I’m sure way before. There are a few people who think it’s demanding sweets/candy ‘with menaces’ but it really isn’t unless you are going out of your way to be aggressive. It’s just a bit of fun, some of the kids are about 2 or 3, I actually got a baby in arms one year at my door! Once I saw someone throw a water bomb into someone’s house and yeah that wasn’t cool, but the vast majority of people are fine. Just best to take the really wee ones out early because there can be some wrecking later at night, fireworkes being thrown etc. Recently people’s parents come with them, when I was a kid that wasn’t done past the age of about 6, we just went ourselves and risked it lol. I remember getting so much stuff it filled a huge bag. My housing estate was huge and my friends and I went to every house that wanted us. Everyone was so generous. Fancy costumes weren’t as popular I was a witch every year, except once when I branched out to be a cowgirl! Good times. Crap, I’m getting nostalgic lol
Liz* October 31, 2021 at 3:14 am That sounds lovely! I never knew Halloween was a thing in NI. My apologies for lumping you in with my statement – I’m beginning to think it’s just England that have been left out all these years. Waiting for input from our Welsh neighbours!
banoffee pie* October 31, 2021 at 10:51 am No need to apologise. The ‘part of the UK at the time of writing’ comment wasn’t aimed at you, just at the whole culture here and the fact there’s some ‘dispute’ about it lol. I just realised it looked sarcastic, sorry :) I need to research whether the Welsh celebrate Halloween, I’m starting to think they do!
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 12:14 pm A turnip seems a lot tougher than a pumpkin to carve out! I’m impressed by NI’s doggedness.
Loopy* October 30, 2021 at 6:59 am I’m in the US in suburbs and can also confirm it’s a Big Deal. People decorate and love sitting outside to pass out candy. I’m a bit of a Halloween grinch just because my husband always works to cover for folks with kids and it stresses my old dog out. He doesn’t understand why he has to be inside while I’m outside (the door bell ringing every five minutes would probably give him a heart attack) plus children are yelling and doing the high pitched child shriek so he’s always alarmed. That being said because I enjoyed it as a kid I always get candy out of guilt. I used to put out a bowl and refill it but noticed parents wouldn’t let their kids take candy from an unattended bowl even in a very safe area. I now begrudgingly sit out with the bowl for a little while at least.
Liz* October 30, 2021 at 7:37 am You sound like a very good sport, I’m sure the kids appreciate it. My dad’s cats get a little nervous with people coming and going (they don’t like strangers) so I always plug in a Feliway.
WellRed* October 30, 2021 at 11:00 am Did Covid last year change that? In my neighborhood, that’s what parents preferred.
Ruth A* October 30, 2021 at 4:08 pm Oh, interesting about the unattended bowl. I live in an apartment complex that has a few families with kids, but they don’t seem to go trick-or-treating here – I feel lucky if I get more than two or three groups of one to three kids. The year I gave out the most candy was the year I had dental surgery on Halloween and hung my plastic cauldron with candy in it from the doorknob with a sign saying, “Happy Halloween! Take one!” I expect that adults who were going past on their way to or from Halloween activities took some of the candy too. (Which was fine with me!) I was thinking about doing the same thing again this year because of Covid.
Asenath* October 30, 2021 at 7:08 am It’s become a big deal over the years. When I was a child, it was strictly trick-or-treating for young children. No one decorated their houses, only young children dressed up, and most people gave them candy, with one person I remember not giving candy to teenagers who weren’t in costume, or made only a token effort at a costume. He had a point – by our teen years, most of use had given up the costumes or trick -or-treating, and went out only if our parents insisted we escort pre-school aged relatives around. School aged children went around in groups of their friends. Nowadays, many people decorate their houses (although it varies by area; I just came back from a visit to a city in another province, and there was MUCH more house decorating than I was used to, starting much earlier in October). Some workers (stores, offices etc) decorate and wear costumes, some adults do so to give out candy or attend parties. Some university students (although a small minority) were dressed up to attend classes on Friday, as I saw when I went on campus. Oddly enough, trick-or-treating is nearly non-existent for me. It’s been decades since I lived anywhere that children went door to door, as we did, in any numbers. In my former neighbourhood, people would bring their children in by car, visit maybe one house (presumably Granny’s or Auntie’s) and leave. I’d maybe see a single group doing the rounds in the old ways, that is, if I was home at all. So I haven’t bought candy for trick or treating in years, and also don’t decorate or dress up.
the cat's ass* October 30, 2021 at 12:58 pm This was my experience too. Sometime over the last few decades, many adults have also joined in. In my early years here, i’d put out a pumpkin and got candy but i live pretty far off the beaten track with no trick or treaters. We’d head down to that neighborhood with the amazing decorations and hang out while the kids made their rounds. One of my more harrowing Hweens was the one we refer to as drunk Hween when the dad of the fam we went trick or treating with accompanying our little kids got so drunk we had to half carry him home.
Admiral Thrown Rocks the Blue* October 30, 2021 at 7:46 am Yep, it’s a big deal in the US. It’s just fun. I have quite a few decorations, home and work. My roommate is carving the pumpkin today. We’re going with a cat face with bat wings.
Ms Darcy* October 30, 2021 at 7:58 am I don’t usually decorate for Halloween, but one of my neighbors has 5! 12 foot skeletons in their yard! I love seeing them and always slow down when I drive by. At night they have colored lights shining on them. When I realized that one skeleton has a light-up rib cage, I was overjoyed!
Not a cat* October 31, 2021 at 3:19 pm We have a neighbor who does a huge zombie graveyard every year. I love it! We dress the pets up and take photos. This year the dog is a “Treat Inspector.” last year she was a slice of pizza and the year before she was a spider. My niece (who lives w/ me) is Wiccan, so I try to be respectful of her practice, while still having fun.
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 8:34 am I love handing out candy! This year my plan is to sit in the front yard and have my dogs in an expen next to me dressed up.
Missb* October 30, 2021 at 9:26 am I don’t think I can properly describe how all-out people go in our neighborhood but I will try. I live in a nice neighborhood- folks live here mostly because it has an amazing school. The school district boundaries are the neighborhood boundaries so it’s just a bit of an exclusive community. The housing stock isn’t very affordable. The first year here, we took our two kids around the block to trick or treat. They got a ton of candy- people were just dumping their bowls into their bags. We were a bit surprised but ok, generous. The next year, both kids were in school and we were less oblivious to the neighborhood traditions. It turns out there is only *one* street in this neighborhood that people trick or treat on. And omg it’s a trip. Some of the houses seem to be competing for most impressive. (And alll the houses themselves are pretty much the nicest houses in the neighborhood). I would usually have a drink in hand by the second house. One house hired a bartender to make the signature drink and had a spooky butler standing at the entry hall with a tray of the drinks. The kids would go inside and downstairs to get the candy and we’d be upstairs enjoying our drinks. Some folks put out multiple troughs- literal troughs- of candy. One lady set up her huge dining room table with assorted big bowls of candy. My kids would take like one piece and she would say “no, go all the way around the table and take some of each! Take more!” One house set up a big bounce house for the kids. For the adults there was an open garage (with kitchen) full of refreshments and food, plus a huge TV outside with hay bales set up to sit on and watch whatever sport game was on at the time. Every single house had something- someone making elephant ears, someone getting a life size coffin to display a bunch of beer for adults, just over the top. One house is owned by the owner of a local grocery chain and he hands out “god sized” candy bars- think pound sized Hershey cars. He hires a bouncer for the top of the driveway. The kids queue up and get a hand stamp then walk down to the house to retrieve their large candy. The funniest one for me was the poor sap that had just moved in and had *no idea*. He was standing outside while his wife ran to get more candy, and he was hilariously asking for candy donations from the trick or treaters. He was well stocked after that year. We still buy a bag of candy each year, but we’ve had maybe 4 trick or treaters in 20 years. We don’t live on the trick or treat street. I’m sure all my neighbors do the same, just in case.
Jen in Oregon* October 30, 2021 at 1:26 pm That. Is. WILD!!! And I love it. I live in one of those neighborhoods that gets lots of trick-or-treaters–some folks get up to 400! My house is on a corner and sits up a small hill and there are 21 steps between the curb and my front door. This has resulted in a significant drop of kids that we get compared to the folks that live in houses more level to the street–we get maybe 100. It’s a bit of a bummer, but also not! The kids that make the trek up the steps get well rewarded for it.
Liz* October 30, 2021 at 4:46 pm Wow! This sounds amazing! I’m always gobsmacked by these kind of displays. They sound absolutely phenomenal but I have no idea where people find the time and energy. I can barely get the motivation to hang up the outside Christmas lights!
Dear liza dear liza* October 30, 2021 at 9:37 am It really depends on your neighborhood! If you have lots of little kids, it can get intense. We’ve always lived in places slightly more rural and with older residents; we usually get a handful of trick or treaters, at most.
Anon for this* October 30, 2021 at 10:06 am Growing up in Scotland (in a village in the 80s), it was celebrated in a way it wasn’t in the rest of the UK. It was a children’s thing really, we’d dress up and have Hallowe’en parties at school and play games like ducking for apples (big bowl of water with apples floating in it, you had to stick your head in and get an apple out using your teeth – surprisingly difficult). Guising was also a big thing, kids would dress up in costume and go from house to house but instead of trick or treating we’d go into the house and play an instrument / sing a song / recite a poem etc and then be given treats as a reward for doing something. As far as I understand it this was a traditional thing that had been happening for decades, and then in the 90s the US concept of Hallowe’en and trick or treating started to be more prevalent and is now dominant. Also now with safety concerns you wouldn’t just send your kids out to go round and into all the neighbours houses the way we did when we were little!
Liz* October 30, 2021 at 4:43 pm This is really interesting. Between this and the comment from NI, I wonder if England was the outlier here and everyone else has been enjoying Halloween for years!
Anon for this* October 30, 2021 at 5:03 pm I haven’t thought about childhood Halloweens in years and I’m loving this thread and all the memories that are popping up so I googled wondering if it was a celtic thing – apparently Ireland, Scotland and the Isle of Man have always celebrated based on the old festival of Samhain.
Weegie* October 30, 2021 at 7:18 pm That was my childhood experience too (fellow Scot), in the 70s. It was really fun, and all the neighbours expected the children in the neighborhood to come in and perform their songs or poems or whatever. The tradition seemed to start disappearing sometime in the late 80s/90s and I was really sad to see it go. In the early 2000s I started to see gangs of teenagers, not even bothering to dress up, going around knocking on strangers’ doors. It was really intimidating, but thankfully the police seemed to knock that on the head within a couple of years and Halloween parties took over.
Anon for this* October 31, 2021 at 6:19 am I’ve been trying to remember what we called it when the gangs of teenagers went round and your comment has just made it pop into my head – gobble guising! Now I just need to remember what the other game we always played alongside bobbing for apples was…
Nancy in Scotland* October 31, 2021 at 12:22 pm That’s very much also my experience of growing up in Scotland in the 80s. I think it was my favourite celebration of the year! One year a group of us acted out the witches scene from Macbeth for our guising act. Nowadays, my children love trick or treating, and are adament that telling a joke is Not Done. Times change!
Nancy in Scotland* October 31, 2021 at 3:17 pm Actually, having just come back from trick or treating, I can confirm that telling a joke or a story IS still a thing, at least in my little neighbourhood. I’m really pleased!!
Nancy in Scotland* October 31, 2021 at 12:28 pm Yes, that’s how it was for me too, growing up in Scotland in the 80s. Halloween was my favourite celebration of the year! One year a group of us did the witches scene from Macbeth for our guising act! We put a lot of work into it. Nowadays my children are adament that nobody even tells a joke when they go trick or treating. Times change!
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:19 am We usually get between zero and a handful of trick or treaters, and I have purchased a bag of candy just in case. Decorating is common and becoming more elaborate–probably less than half of houses, but the only thing really notable is if your entire yard is inflatable sculptures, rather than just one. (Also: was traveling in early October and believe this is pretty widespread now.) This year my plan to get mini pumpkins or gourds and draw faces and put one on each fence post (as I normally do) was foiled by wet weather apparently decimating squash crops.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:55 am It’s individually variable here, with some stronger tendencies in some neighborhoods than others. I generally just give out candy and that’s fine. It’s a big year when I get over a dozen kids, but somebody not far from me gets hundreds. Also, sometimes parents bring kids to neighborhoods with better trick-or-treating, which I actually don’t have a problem with–let the kids have a good night! I’m deciding what to do this year, since some people really want a socially distanced Halloween; I’m not too worried about it myself, but I don’t want people who are worried to curtail their trick-or-treating, either. I had an idea about tying little loot bags to strings that would run through an eye and dangle overhead, and when they rang my bell I’d open the door, tell them to get ready, and cut the string at my end. I thought that would be fun for them (and me) as well as assuaging parental concerns, but I’m not sure if I can put that together workably (or am willing to take the time). If anybody has a thought as to how to do it, let me know!
Miss Pantalones En Fuego* October 31, 2021 at 8:34 am Last year I made a spider web out of sticks and string, with battery powered lights, and put it in the yard by the front door. I used clothespins to attach mini candy bars to the strings. I think we might not get many tonight since it’s a Sunday and has been raining all day.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 12:18 pm American here. Halloween was a big deal when I was a kid, and still is. At some point towards the end of my childhood “trunk or treat” and indoor trick or treating at local malls and red centers became a thing. People talk about the “dangers” of trick or treating, but every place I’ve lived (even when I was in a sort of sketchy neighborhood) it was a very social evening with kids running around and adults supervising. We’ll hand out candy and my teenage son is going to his friend’s house to dress as a scarecrow and try to scare the little kids. Lol
Liz* October 30, 2021 at 4:39 pm I think in our case the “dangerous” statement was due to the lack of supervision and disturbance to unsuspecting neighbours. At this time, there was really nothing in place, and we were mostly just seeing older kids wandering around unsupervised, knocking on random doors. The one and only time I went trick or treating, I was 14 and we were just a group of 4 who went out because my one friend wanted desperately to have Halloween like it was in the movies. We were literally the only people out, 4 teenagers knocking on random doors. People were confused, disproving, and angry. We got a very stern lecture from a 90 something year old man who had struggled to the door thinking it was an emergency. We eventually found the one house that was doing Halloween and they invited us in. We ended up just sat in this house with adult strangers for an hour. Nobody knew where we were, and they could have been anybody. It was just all in all a rather uncomfortable experience. I’m kind of envious of the Halloween experience that seems to happen in America. It sounds really lovely to have grown up with.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 8:41 pm Honestly it’s pretty damn awesome. You are given handfuls of free candy. Every kid’s dream. The costume part is fun too. It’s a holiday that doesn’t rely on families getting along or even existing. It’s not commercial in the way other holidays are. Sure, you can buy stuff, but the best costumes are often thrifted or home made. Just an all around good time
Exif* October 30, 2021 at 1:48 pm We go out for dinner and carefully keep the house completely dark. DH is a teacher and we can’t allow kids to know where he lives. Where we live is right on the border between city and suburb, so a ton of kids pile into minivans and inundate the neighborhoods. Frankly, even if we were willing to give out candy, it would be a major budget entry for us. Our neighbors get 200+ kids each year.
Clisby* October 30, 2021 at 3:39 pm Southern US here. We plan to do what we’ve done for the past 4-5 years – turn off our lights, retreat to the home office at the back of the house, and ignore Halloween. I was willing to participate when my kids wanted to go trick-or-treating, but they’re past that now and I’m way over it. I’ve never really liked Halloween. (No objection to other people observing it, but really, nothing about it appeals to me.) Kids do trick-or-treat in my neighborhood, but over the years not many come down our street. Protocol here is that if porch lights are turned off, it’s a no go, so stay away.
small town* October 30, 2021 at 6:03 pm I’m in midAtlantic America. Kids are grown but when out first son was little, I made costumes. My husband, who is 6’6″ was the Jolly Green Giant and my son was Sprout. I must say that DH really rocked the green tights! We also were robin hood characters another year. I was Maid Marian, older son Little John, younger son Robin Hood, and husband was Friar Tuck. The street behind us is the one where everyone decorates and folks come from all over to trick or treat. I usually buy bags of candy and donate them to the effort. It is a great show!
RagingADHD* October 30, 2021 at 8:03 pm We have a lot of folks in the neighborhood who go all out with inflatables, figurines, gravestones, light shows, you name it. We don’t do all that, but we set up a table in the carport with a little mood lighting, some black tablecloths, a playlist, etc. We keep a crockpot of hot cider for the grownups as well as candy for the kids. This year we decorated our car in a Harry Potter theme for our church’s Trunk or Treat, so we’ll repurpose that stuff for the carport tomorrow. One year I made a croquembouche in the shape of the Hogwarts sorting hat, with different colored cream inside to show the “houses”. The older kids and adults liked that a lot. (We also had candy). Last year we rigged up a big PVC pipe for a chute on the front porch steps, so we could torpedo the candy to the kids from a safe distance. We prettied it up with some tulle and fairy lights. For us, it’s more about chatting with the neighbors and seeing the costumes, so we don’t stay inside and wait for a knock.
My Brain Is Exploding* October 30, 2021 at 11:00 pm We lived on a US-occupied RAF base for three years. Just gonna say…they opened the base up to the local community on Halloween and we had TONS of British kids trick-or-treating!
Speaks to Dragonflies* October 31, 2021 at 1:48 am Not planning on much of anything. Our son is all grown up so no trick or treating with him. My cousins husband and I haunted my grandmothers yard for a few years, but the toters (trick or treaters) were few and far between, and we kinda made the few around there wary of coming for a treat. In the 20 odd years, my wife and I havent had the first toter.None… zero… I remember our first year here. We had the yard decorated, strobe lights going, and a bowl ol’ bowl of candy that had to be seen to be believed. The sun fell, the shy darkened, and I waited…5:00, 6:00,… by 9, I was standing at the front door, wearing an expression of mournful woe on my face as it pressed against the cold glass as I realized “they ain’t comin…” And thats my sad little Halloween story.
MissDisplaced* October 31, 2021 at 9:54 am Ah Halloween. It used to be for the kids. In the 70s when I was a kid, yes dressing up and trick or treating was a highlight of the autumn season. Nowadays it seems getting dressed up is also for adults, and Halloween is a big party and bar weekend, often extending for several days, not just All Hallows Eve. But that seems to be the case with everything in the US now. It’s like this “extended childhood” of partying that lasts well past the age of 18 and college into one’s late 20’s. It pervades all aspects of society from college sports to tailgating, to bachelorette parties, to many other things. I find it kind of weird, but I guess Americans love a good shindig.
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 10:45 am The rise of pop culture conventions and cosplay are also enmeshed with the popularity of adult Halloween. Arts & crafts + your favorite fiction + playing dressup. What’s not to like? It’s no sillier than sports fanatics putting on jerseys and getting drunk watching a big match, which seems like a socially-accepted “adult” activity. Nobody accuses tailgating season ticket holders of extended childhood.
MissDisplaced* October 31, 2021 at 12:40 pm But it all kind of IS childlike though isn’t it? Grown adults tailgating is nothing more than an extended party, often to relive their glorious college years by supporting their “school.” Same thing with the hype around the Super Bowl and all the massive parties associated with it. It’s grown-ass adults behaving like 10 year olds (only with lots of alcohol). Americans love any excuse to party I guess. What I find weird is that these things have now become SO HYPED and drag out for multiple days (or even weeks) beyond the initial one day event or holiday, it almost makes it feel rather juvenile. It’s like that here in the United States for nearly EVERYTHING now. Independence Day lasts practically the whole week of the 4th now with fireworks shows and cookouts. Halloween and Christmas hype lasts ALL MONTH. Super Bowl is hyped for a good month ahead of the game day and has become a national holiday almost as big as New Year’s. Etc. Sure, it’s fun to let loose a day, but it’s all become too much. And the main reason is it’s all been commodified for the money–and that becomes kind of sickening and as such I’ve lost a lot of my enjoyment of these things over the years because of it. Probably I’ll have the unpopular opinion on this though, because it’s so ingrained in American culture.
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 2:18 pm I think there’s a difference between disliking commercialism & advertising fatigue (which I’m right there with you) and considering hobbies or play to be “childish.” Humans need to play and celebrate in order to build community and be emotionally & mentally resilient. That’s not an American thing, it’s a human thing. It’s primal. What do you do for enjoyment? How do you celebrate with your family, friends, or community?
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 9:20 pm I’m 54 and I still play with (collect) dolls. Does that make me any less adult than people who spend their money on wine, fancy dinners, designer clothing, fine jewelry, golf clubs, expensive cars, backpacking, or whatever it is that other adults do? Because I think the idea that being an adult means that I have to give up things I truly love & enjoy in favor of socially approved activities I have zero interest in or find incredibly boring to be extremely juvenile in itself.
Pool Lounger* October 31, 2021 at 12:21 pm Halloween was for adults too, or at least teens, for a long time. Pre-trick or treating people used to play fortune telling games and try to figure out who their marriage partners were going to be. Halloween has been celebrated in many different ways over the centuries.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 9:28 pm I was a kid in the 70s too and I’m laughing at this because even then there were totally adults who loved dressing up and having Halloween parties. When i was in elementary school, my mom used to come on whatever day the school was doing their Halloween celebrations- dressed like a witch, face painted green, and a big picnic basket full of ‘poison’ apples, so she could go into every classroom and cacklingly offer one to the teacher. She would have been in her 40s-50s at this time, and no one on earth would have ever accused my depression era parents of being irresponsible or having “extended childhoods” (quite the opposite as my dad lied about his age to join the navy in WWII & my mom was married w/an infant at 16!)
Lady Danbury* October 31, 2021 at 10:05 am I live in Bermuda, which is a British territory but culturally a mix of the Caribbean, US and UK. Halloween is a big deal here, far closer to the US than the UK. I’m an elder millennial and grew up trick or treating in multiple neighborhoods (my dad drove us around), having a costume contest at school, etc. Now schools tend to do character day (dress as a book character) to give it a more educational aspect but it’s definitely based in Halloween. I’m not doing anything this year bc of covid but my nephews are still dressing up and trick or treating with family members within their bubble. There have also been various drive through activities planned and I’m sure other private celebrations. We don’t decorate as much here (though some do) but normally lots of parties and costumes even for adults.
Colette* October 31, 2021 at 12:28 pm Say it’s more of a big deal now – however, when I was a kid, it would usually snow before Halloween, and now I live somewhere it seldom snows before Halloween. You’re less likely to go all out decorating if you’ll have to live with the decorations until spring! Before COVID, I ran a haunted house for the local community association. Some years I decorate, some years I don’t. This year I haven’t, but I may pull out my giant inflatable dragon tonight, and someone needs to carve the pumpkin.
Liz* October 31, 2021 at 2:15 pm I do love the idea of the haunted houses! They sound so fun! I gather many of them are actual, full size houses with real life actors. That would be amazing! (I first heard about the concept in an AAM post that was “my office is next to a haunted house” and I was so confused!)
Colette* October 31, 2021 at 6:52 pm The one I do is in the community centre – we put up fake walls and decorate, and have teenagers working. It’s aimed at kids, so it’s scary but not terrifying. Lots of fun!
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 9:34 pm When I was growing up in the 70s/80s, my brother & I used to do “haunted houses” in our parents driveway starting in grade school & lasting til past graduation from HS. We made everything or got it from thrift stores & yard sales. At first they were pretty simple with just scenes/figures set up for people to walk by but as we got older hey became larger & much more elaborate including making reusable theatrical type flats for walls, & routing it through our garage & part of our backyard, and getting school friends to help out.
Fran Fine* November 1, 2021 at 1:26 am Growing up, the haunted houses we used to visit were people’s actual houses that they decked out in insane, creepy decorations and the homeowners were the monsters. No actors were involved. It was really cool and we had some very creative neighbors.
marvin the paranoid android* October 31, 2021 at 1:48 pm I think it probably depends on location. In my hometown, there are a lot of old neighbourhoods full of heritage homes, and people love to decorate those. Trick-or-treating is huge and there are some wealthy neighbourhoods known for giving out things like children’s books and full-size candy bars. You could probably set a Hallowe’en movie there without having to add much set decoration. I’ve also lived in a tiny little rural town where all the homes are far apart and there are no street lights, and there wasn’t much going on there. In my current neighbourhood, there is one house with a highly elaborate pirate theme complete with music and what appears to be a bar. I should walk by there again tonight to see what’s going on. One of my best Hallowe’en experiences was in a medieval town in Italy where they celebrated by opening up all the restaurants for people to wander between. There was also a long parade of musicians weaving around the crooked little streets and Hallowe’en carolers (?)
Lora* October 31, 2021 at 5:15 pm I live in MA, and the Halloween party thing is a big deal here. People mostly visit with family for the winter holidays, but Halloween is a time to party with your friends. My street is quiet as most of the small children are now too old for trick or treat, and most of the residents (including me) are too busy/tired to do much more than put pumpkins and maybe some chrysanthemums and a Home Depot decoration on the stoop, but when I first moved here we regularly got a lot of trick or treaters and most people put up orange or purple lights, giant spiders, scarecrows with pumpkin heads, etc. Somewhere in the attic I have a bunch of little miniature haunted houses that light up which I used to put out on the mantel, though now I’m more, “eh, another thing to dust and keep the cats off, forget it” and I gave my big spiders to a friend who is super into decorating. She does her whole yard and house up, hosts parties with special drinks in punchbowls with dry ice and charcuterie plates made to look like flayed bodies (olives for eyeballs, the works). A retro movie theater up the road has been doing an October horror movie special, and Rocky Horror Picture Show has a lot of fun all this month, lots of people dressing up for that. Past costumes for me have included: witch, cowgirl, mermaid, Poison Ivy, ballerina, bluebird, and one very overworked year I went in my fluffy pajamas and slippers with mud mask on my face and told everyone my costume was “well-rested”.
Expiring Cat Memes* October 30, 2021 at 5:25 am COVID brain rot: anyone else feeling it? I’m don’t mean long COVID symptoms – I’m talking about the long term cumulative effects that come from being deprived of the kind of stimulation we get from regular face-to-face socialisation, travel, new experiences, thinking on our feet, incidental exercise, interacting with more varied environments and people, that kind of thing. Now that life is slowly becoming more “normal” in Australia, my brain just doesn’t seem to work like it used to. My memory is shot. I forget basic words and how to string a sentence together. I’m slow to process new information. I’m clumsy. Disorganised. Slow to react. Indecisive. Bad with directions. I have difficulty mustering motivation to do things I love. And I’m so damn tired all the time. I’ve always been extremely introverted, a bit of a hermit, and I’ve gone for long stretches of working alone from home before it was cool. So between that and everyone else being in the same situation, for a long time I didn’t notice anything new or unusual. But it’s becoming obvious to me now that some of my neural pathways in that area have been impacted by more prolonged isolation and routine than is healthy for me, and that it’s going to take my deliberate effort to re-establish them. Has anyone else felt the same, and did your brain go back to normal once you started “living” more?
JustForThis* October 30, 2021 at 11:47 am This exactly. I feel much more “sluggish” in my thinking, less able to focus and really scatterbrained. I’ve gone shopping four times in the last several months without my wallet (never happened before!), for example, and things like that just keep happening. I just try to expose myself to more stimulating, surprising situations again, as far as possible, and keep my fingers crossed that my previous brain functions will eventually come back.
RebelwithMouseyHair* October 30, 2021 at 12:11 pm I seem to be socially inept, not understanding what’s going on. For example my partner told me that last night we were to meet up with our daughter for a drink, then we’d go for dinner at a restaurant. I didn’t realise that our daughter wasn’t coming to the restaurant and was running late but thinking, well I’ll catch up at the restaurant instead. oops no! Also our lodger had told us she’d be going out but would eat with us as usual first, and I totally zapped the second part, so we went out to eat and she was waiting at home to eat with us… So the entire evening was a mess, all because I only remembered half of what everyone told me.
Elizabeth West* October 30, 2021 at 2:09 pm Yes to all of this. I haven’t started living because I’m stuck here still. Hopefully, the situation will end soon because I really can’t stand the idea of spending another winter in this place.
Girasol* October 30, 2021 at 2:26 pm Yes indeed. I’ve had cabin fever for so long. I start my day thinking, “If it weren’t for covid, today I’d be doing…” just so I can remember what normal life is.
Rara Avis* October 30, 2021 at 4:40 pm I think it’s the effect of prolonged stress on brain function.
Blomma* October 30, 2021 at 5:43 pm I have had brain fog since I was a small child due to chronic illnesses so it’s not something that’s going to go away by getting back to normal (whatever that will look like!). What I’ve found though is that self-compassion is key to coping with it. Adequate sleep and doing creative things also can help. I will also set simple ‘challenges’ for myself where I only watch new-to-me TV shows and movies for a month (instead of rewatching) so I have to engage my brain. And this definitely isn’t directed at the OP, but sort of generally to people who are experiencing this temporarily: in the future when things are a bit more normal, please remember how frustrating and discouraging it was to live ‘in the fog’ and keep some compassion for those of us living there all the time. That’s something I haven’t seen discussed in any of the articles I’ve read about this topic.
Liz* October 31, 2021 at 2:24 pm Aye, seconding this. My brain fog is worse now for sure, but has always been present, moreso with certain tasks and settings. I’ve had some therapy to tackle it, but it’s mostly been about learning to do things despite the brain fog, and finding shortcuts so I don’t get too hung up on it. Food is a big one for me – I need set meals, and I need to know what I’m having and when, and I need to be able to put my hands on the ingredients quickly and easily. If I don’t have that in place, I just don’t eat. This earned some frustration from a friend who kept insisting “just go in the kitchen and make something!” and was pretty appalled that I would use instant shakes as a substitute when I didn’t have the spoons to make a sandwich. She’s now suffering terribly from brain fog as a result of physical health issues, and while I’m more than happy to help out there is a little part of me that really just hopes she can extend some sympathy to me now she knows what it’s like.
WS* October 31, 2021 at 12:23 am All of this is true for me and I haven’t worked a single day from home – it’s been full-time in person in healthcare from the very start. I think people are underestimating how horrible stressful this has all been, even for people that didn’t have to be out and about working with the public. Take it slowly and steadily.
Liz* October 31, 2021 at 10:34 am Oh my word, yes! I can’t believe I missed this comment. My cognitive function is in the toilet. I’ve always struggled with executive dysfunction but it seems to be getting worse. I lose a thread of thought after a second, keep wandering from room to room with no idea what I’m even looking for. Packing a bag takes forever because I put something in it and forget and end looking for it twice, or I remove something I already packed without realising I’m doing it and end up abandoning it somewhere. At work, I’ll open the wrong program and sit staring at it in vague autopilot before realising that this isn’t what I wanted to do and that’s why I can’t find what I’m looking for. It’s like I’ll have a thought, lose the thread almost instantaneously, but not notice because my body is still mindlessly going through some sort of motion tangentally to the thing I meant to do. It’s maddening. To make things worse, I’ve lost my biggest coping strategy for my mental health. I used to be very into fitness, but six months ago I asked out a guy at my gym and got ghosted and then ultimately knocked back. It sounds dumb but I had a crush on him for years and the thought of going back now makes me cry because all my fitness hobbies remind me of him. I’ve lost all enthusiasm and I need to get active again to manage my mood. I’ve made an appointment with my doctor to talk about my tanking mental health, but the brain fog is the hardest part.
Mimmy* October 31, 2021 at 10:35 am Oh absolutely! I’ve always considered myself to have a bit of brain fog, but a few years ago, I was starting to come out of my shell and attend conferences and even went back to school (fully online but had hoped to attend campus events). Now I almost can’t even imagine going back to that level of stimulation. It’s going to feel weird just having in-person programming again at my job for the first time since March, 2020. I’m not super-outgoing so I didn’t mind being home all the time and Zoom has helped keep me connected and even meet new people. However, I do think the pandemic has impacted my function. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that I won’t get too overwhelmed when things start happening again.
Eastcoastanon* October 31, 2021 at 5:12 pm I’m glad to hear it isn’t just me. I’m looking at another winter of covid jail, impacted sleep, no doubt a few more pounds, and the guilt… I feel guilty because so many people are so worse off than I am… How dare I complain? And the vicious cycle (or is it circle?) continues.
Expiring Cat Memes* October 31, 2021 at 5:44 pm Oh god yes – the guilt. It feels so indulgent to ask about it or acknowledge it. It’s such a low priority, first world problem given the scale of the issue. I’ve been wanting to ask the question for weeks but haven’t been game.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 9:41 pm There is no such thing as “must be suffering this much before you are allowed to complain”- the fact that someone else is hurting too/worse doesn’t reduce one iota of your own pain, or negate the fact you need care/self care too.
ten four* October 31, 2021 at 4:58 pm Constant tiredness and holes in the memory are also symptomatic of depression. It might be worth considering treatment for that, depending on how things are otherwise. I feel the same way and just started an SSRI, for what it’s worth. It’s only been a few weeks so far so jury’s out on how it will go but I feel better for trying.
Cookies For Breakfast* October 30, 2021 at 5:51 am I’m in the UK and never came across trick-or-treating kids, possibly because I’ve lived in a huge estate block for many years. This is the first year in a new house, and while we haven’t decorated, we’ve been told by the next door neighbour (who has a child but also hasn’t put anything up) that kids may go around knocking. So we’ll buy a big box of chocolates we won’t mind eating ourselves if need be, and see what happens. In my home country (non-English speaking), Halloween was never a thing growing up. Kids would learn about it in school but not really celebrate it (this period is better known as one for remembering the dead, since 1 November is a public holiday). I’ve been away for years but doubt that has changed much.
Stitch* October 30, 2021 at 10:17 am In the US trick or treating isn’t done in apartments either, at least not any I have lived in.
PollyQ* October 30, 2021 at 5:02 pm Nah, this depends. I’ve lived in apartments where kids trick-or-treated.
Lcsa99* October 30, 2021 at 7:04 am Happy almost Halloween to those who celebrate! I’d love to hear about costumes! What are you (or your kids) dressing up as this year? Or what might be more fun, what was your favorite costume ever, and what was your dumbest? I have two favorites: a few years ago we did Take On Me and it came out better than I had hoped. Unfortunately it was so warm that year I kept sweating off the makeup! The other favorite was when a group of us dressed as the characters from the game Clue, killed in one of the rooms by one of the weapons (yes I know Mr. Body is supposed to be the victim. This was more fun.) The dumbest was in HS. I was working for Pizza Hut after school at the time so I just wore my work uniform and borrowed one of the delivery bags. So tell us about your costumes!
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 7:41 am I went with some friends this year to take their munchkins to the Zoo Boo for outdoor trick-or-treating, and I wore dark jeans, a black top, a knee-length red cardigan, tied a gold rope around my waist and wore my Sorcerer Mickey ears from Disneyworld. (I thought about carrying a broom too, but all I had was a modern one and I didn’t know if the zoo was allowing big props for adults, so I didn’t bother.)
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 9:21 am I dropped the ball this year on a costume for myself, but my dogs will be a bee and a pumpkin. Previously, my boyfriend and I dressed as Kim Possible and Ron Stopable featuring one of my rats as Rufus.
Dark Macadamia* October 30, 2021 at 11:28 am My favorite was the Paper Bag Princess as a teacher. I made the dress out of a giant bag for leaves/yard waste and couldn’t sit down all day but it was cute! My dumbest was in high school when a friend had a last minute party and both of us reused her family’s California Raisin costumes from like … more than a decade before. It was not a recognizable current reference so we literally just looked like giant turds. We went trick or treating and at one house a guy our age opened the door and was just like “….whoa.” Warmest I’ve ever been on Halloween, though!
Bluebell* October 30, 2021 at 11:39 pm I dressed my daughter as a lawn bag one year. Fashioned a bag into a dress, and used fake leaves for a garland on her head.
GoryDetails* October 30, 2021 at 12:28 pm Love your costume ideas – especially Take On Me! When I was a kid, my favorite was my version of a ghost outfit – a banshee, I called it – with the usual white draperies but with a black-mesh cloth over the face, so I could see out but that would look as if the hood was empty in dim light. As a grownup, my favorite was – well, I guess it was another variation of a banshee! I had a long green-velveteen medieval-style dress (did lots of cosplay back in the day), added a long red wig, put very realistic skull-makeup on one half of my face, and wore the ensemble to work. I’d positioned the skull-half so it didn’t show when I was at my desk in my cubicle, so when anyone went by I could look up and turn my head for the reveal. I had people coming over from other groups just to see… Yeah, that was a fun workplace. [Software development, FWIW, for electronic control and diagnostic modules for the big truck-engines.]
wingmaster* October 30, 2021 at 1:25 pm I’ll be wearing my Minecraft Creeper costume this year. My favorite costume would have to be for a company I once worked at. The first year, I was the brand hangtag (I worked at an apparel company), and I won first place! The second year, I was the logo/mascot for the company and tied for 1st. My dumbest was probably my baguette costume. It didn’t even look like a piece of bread when I made it..haha
Chaordic One* October 30, 2021 at 3:00 pm This isn’t about myself, but about one of my best friends. He’s sort of like if Diane Chambers on Cheers were a gay man, smart and clever, but a bit too obscure in his cultural references. In the town where we grew up, the unwritten rule that everyone seemed to know was that kids stopped trick or treating after the 8th grade. The last year that he trick or treated dressed up as Dr. Who as portrayed by Tom Baker with the hat and long scarf. And no one knew who he was supposed to be. And he was heart-broken. Most people thought he was the Little Tramp as portrayed by Charlie Chaplin. As if that weren’t bad enough, some years later, as a young adult, he went to a “Dead Celebrity” Halloween theme party dressed as Klaus Nomi. (Google “Klaus Nomi” if you haven’t heard of him.) And again, no one knew who he was supposed to be. And again he was heart-broken. Most people thought he was either Peewee Herman or the emcee from Cabaret as portrayed by Joel Grey. The prize for best costume was won by a headless Jayne Mansfield lookalike with the runner up being an anorexic Karen Carpenter portrayed by a man suffering from AIDS. I know, the party was in horribly bad taste and horribly morbid.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 9:12 am I recognize the pain of the unrecognized costume. Long story short, as a child I won a prize as “The Little Drummer Boy” complete with Christmas song references. But I had entered as ‘The Spirit of ’76” , costumed to my best Willard painting imitation including a 3-cornered hat. It was the year for that, but I guess between July 4 and Halloween everyone else forgot. “A rompa pom pom” phooey!
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 9:54 pm One year I dressed as Myrtle Corbin, the Four Legged Woman (Google her)- NOBODY knew who TF I was supposed to be.
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 9:53 pm Your friend sounds AWESOME and like he just doesn’t hang out with the right crowd, not that his cultural references are too obscure. My brother & I both would have recognized a Dr Who costume in 8th grade (circa 79/80) and I’m certain that most of the people I associate with have at least heard of Klaus Nomi and would recognize someone dressed as him- and none of us are Diane Chambers types (more like a lot of older people from the punk/goth/underground music scenes.)
Rara Avis* October 30, 2021 at 4:43 pm My daughter is Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday. Months of planning and making. Very sad that none of her school friends recognized her. Guess not many 8th graders have seen the movie
Rara Avis* October 30, 2021 at 4:45 pm Oh, and the drama teacher was Elliott from ET, complete with her son’s bike and ET in the milk crate.
fhqwhgads* October 30, 2021 at 7:54 pm 8th grade me would totally gotten it. My friend group was obsessed with Audrey Hepburn. In the 1990s.
RagingADHD* October 30, 2021 at 8:13 pm My eldest is going as The Mandalorian and used her 3-D printer to make her armor. Youngest is going as Meg March from Little Women, and I still have sewing to do. That skirt is 5 yards around. Whew! I don’t usually dress up, but I might throw on an extra Hogwarts robe.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 9:18 am Back when I used public transit and was active in a historic re-enactment group, I made a full circle cloak. I made the mistake of calculating the circumference. 10+yards. I switched from hand-hemming to machine.
Lady Glittersparkles* October 30, 2021 at 10:12 pm Five years ago I impulsively bought an expensive black cloak at a Renaissance Faire (expensive to me that is – it was over $100!). The guilt set in quickly and I decided it would make it worth it by wearing it on Halloween every year, and I have. Most years I’m a witch, but I’ve also been a grim reaper and a vampire in it. It is really a high quality cloak and keeps me warm so there’s that.
Speaks to Dragonflies* October 31, 2021 at 12:01 pm Not me, but my son… the last few years that he dressed up, we had a blast coming up with his costume. He would get most of his ideas from video games that he plays so few years ago, he dressed up as a plague doctor from Terraria. The next year, we re-worked my old SCA armor to fit him and he went as a kinda generic knight,but with the fresh paint on the shield and polish on metal bits, he looked dang good and got alot of compliments. But the big one… the pièce de résistance, was the last year he dressed up as the “Heavy” from Team Fortress 2, complete with a mock up of the Heavys mini-gun named Sasha (I think) and the cosmetic pompadour hair his character has in the game. Unfortunately, no matter what we did,the mini-gun prop was waaaaay to heavy to carry for very long. But dang it it all looked so good. The best part was we got to have some bonding time while working on it, teaching him how to use a bandsaw, drills, belt sanders, and all manner of power tools and such. We still have that heavy as heck mock up, and I’ll probably keep it forever just for the memories.
Pool Lounger* October 31, 2021 at 12:25 pm Favorite costume was when my partner and I went as Greg and Wirt from Over the Garden Wall. Red and Cheddar Goblin from Mandy was another favorite. This year no big parties so no costumes, just spooky t-shirts.
Fran Fine* November 1, 2021 at 1:34 am This year, I had two costumes. On Friday, my team at work had a virtual Halloween party where I dressed as a Victorian gothic doll (complete with creepy mask). I did a full on photo shoot in my apartment, which has been completely transformed into a Victorian era English manor (this took a month of decorating), and I used one of my doll photos on a Zoom call the next day (I have virtual classes every other Saturday). Well, I scared the crap out of some of my classmates, so I think the costume was effective, lol. My second costume was a dark, twisted version of the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland complete with a really creepy mask. Again, I did a full on photo shoot in my apartment and creeped people out, lol. I love Halloween, lol.
Richard Hershberger* October 30, 2021 at 7:38 am Life ruining art: I watched The IT Crowd years ago, and remembered it as light absurdist humor of the sort that the British do well. This week I pulled it up again, seeking non-challenging entertainment. I didn’t get through two episodes. I bounced off it hard. Roy is not a charmingly awkward nerd. He is a “nice guy” incel on the edge of going on a shooting spree. And Denholm is not a Michael Scott-type boss, clueless but doing his best. He is abusive, and explicitly intentionally so. I couldn’t watch it.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 7:53 am I think that is a case of the rose coloured spces there… It was always Roy being a creepy incel and the bosses being insane and abusive on purpose. If you want a silly show perhaps “The Detectives” with Japser Carrot and Robert Powell would be more to your tastes?
Richard Hershberger* October 30, 2021 at 8:08 am True, but my sense is that the show’s intent was charmingly awkward nerd and humorously clueless boss. Back when I first watched the show I was willing to take the intent at face value. Can’t now.
fhqwhgads* October 30, 2021 at 7:57 pm FWIW, that was not my take on the intent at the time I watched it. I did think it was a very funny show, but not for the reasons you thought you’d recalled. Although I think it took me closer to 6 episodes to get into it.
Richard Hershberger* October 30, 2021 at 8:30 am Thinking about it more, the shift for me is that I now understand the modern conception of the “nice guy” with all his awfulness. I was startled the first time I encountered the modern sense. I am old enough that I associate wearing a fedora with Frank Sinatra, and while Sinatra had his share of issues, the modern associations of fedora-wearing were not among them. Until, oh, let’s say ten years ago or so, I understood “nice guy” to be a guy who was nice. This wasn’t necessarily a ringing endorsement. It could often be found in the formula “He’s a nice guy, but…” But the phrase didn’t evoke the visceral response it does today. Once I figured out the modern sense, yup: I totally see it. Hence my response to Roy: not a socially awkward guy trying his best, but a “nice guy” with all the creepiness that implies.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 10:12 am That’s interesting, I always saw Roy as a creepy “try-hard” which was what we called “nice guys” in my teenage years (90’s), I suppose it would be jarring if I had seen him as a sympathetic character. I think Moss was the sympathetic character, as he is just so baffled by social relationships. The show was more focused on “zany/mad-cap” than character development anyway, which is why they were all characatures turned up to 17.
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 11:52 am Roy was a bit creepy, yeah, but I thought it was intentionally written like that? And the boss was awful and a sex pest, I think he was meant to be. What annoyed me about the show was that Jen was the only woman and didn’t seem to know anything about computers even though she was the boss. I get the joke that the company was so incompetent that they gave her the job without checking or whatever, but it still annoyed me cos some people still think women ‘can’t do’ computers. And it seemed to be playing into that a bit, I thought. I liked the weird guy who lived down in the next room, I forget his name. He was played by Noel Fielding I think?
Elizabeth West* October 30, 2021 at 2:13 pm Richmond! And yes, he was played by Noel Fielding. I feel the same way about this show now and there was some transphobic stuff that makes me cringe. But I still adore Moss. He’s my favorite character. Matt Berry was great as the horny boss, even though the character is disgusting. I love him on What We Do in the Shadows.
Not a cat* October 31, 2021 at 3:53 pm That’s the beauty and absurdity of UK humor. There’s suddenly a Goth in the closet!
Mannequin* October 31, 2021 at 10:01 pm Weird, even as a kid growing up in the 70s I always though Sinatra and the Rat Pack were nothing but a bunch of womanizing drunken creeps. Also, for women, “he’s a nice guy, but…” has ALWAYS been a red flag. That’s where the whole thing COMES from.
Yennefer of Vengerberg* October 30, 2021 at 8:01 am I haven’t watched the IT crowd, but I know what you mean. There are a lot of shows that did not age well. I had a similar reaction to Fez when recently rewatching that 70s show. I take it as a good sign that our society is progressing… even though it doesn’t always feel that way.
Richard Hershberger* October 30, 2021 at 8:37 am I hold a minority opinion that Hawkeye Pierce was a horrible person. I imagine a revisionist version where Majors Burns and Houlihan are the competent and professional, not to say sober, ones, chasing after Pierce and Trapper John cleaning up the messes they leave. This version would require a fairly heavily modified Burns and Houlihan, but the others? Not really.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:57 am Oh, totally true, especially if you’re talking the movie or early seasons of the series. Early Hawkeye would have tortured later Hawkeye for fun.
Name Goes Here* October 30, 2021 at 2:05 pm Yes, MASH changes from start to end. As 1) BJ (yikes) comes on the show, 2) Henry leaves / Potter comes on, and to a lesser degree, 3) Frank leaves, the show shifts away from glamorizing more problematic behaviours. Not that it goes away altogether, but Hawkeye is not quite the womanizer, nor as successful, by the end; and the show tries to spotlight some of its lesser-known female characters, like Nurse Kellye. (There’s an episode which involves blackface, though, and that one is definitely unwatchable.)
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 2:23 pm I also remember an interview with a writer who worked on MASH and Eight Is Enough, and she said that the Eight Is Enough writer’s room was very polite, whereas MASH got raucous, in that “woo-hoo, looking up our colleague’s skirt” way that now seems pretty gross.
Not A Manager* October 30, 2021 at 11:44 am I was just having this conversation with friends the other weekend. In the movie, Hawkeye and Trapper are misogynistic bullies, IIRC. I didn’t even think some of those scenes were funny when I saw the movie in the 70’s.
Chaordic One* October 30, 2021 at 3:20 pm I’m somewhat inclined to agree with you. In the movie and in the original concept of the TV show it was supposed to be much more of an ensemble type of show and after a while the Hawkeye Pierce character came to be the dominant character and Alan Alda became the star of the show, which changed its dynamics and led to Wayne Rogers leaving. I like your take on the revisionist version.
Glomarization, Esq.* October 30, 2021 at 8:20 am TBH I can’t take “The Office” largely because of Michael Scott, whom I see as an unqualified, sexual harassing failing-up type who epitomizes the lack of meritocracy in the vast majority of offices I’ve ever worked in. The pushback I’ve gotten with my opinion is “oh, but he has a heart of gold!” and I’m like, oooh, don’t care, it just really presses my buttons. I think I read somewhere that Steve Carrell has resisted participating in any revival of the character due to somewhat similar reasons. Michael Scott’s just a really unpleasant dude when you get below the clueless “hilarity” and really think about it.
Richard Hershberger* October 30, 2021 at 8:32 am I won’t say you are wrong, but I think the common response is because for all his failings, he is trying to be a good boss. He just isn’t clued in to what that would be. This casts his awfulness in a different light, at least for some people. FWIW I watched the show, but don’t feel any urge to rewatch it.
overeducated* October 31, 2021 at 1:14 pm I think this is exactly the tension and problem of the US office, which I do like. In the beginning following the UK version, Michael is supposed to be awful. But I guess the writers and actors found it hard to shape a long running show around an awful main character without trying to humanize him and make him sympathetic. I don’t think you are ever supposed to consider him a good boss, he never really learns, but in later seasons I found the lack of consequences for his actions hard to take. Perhaps the levels of the company above him being such a mess was the most realistic explanation.
Sloanicote* October 30, 2021 at 10:04 am This is a US/UK divide I think. I have heard that the British are turned off by the earnest/heartwarming element that the US needs to engage with their main character; overseas this come off as over-the-top and syrupy, while here a character that has no redeeming values is a bit nihilist for our taste, at least in a light comedy. The British version of the office is more like The IT Crowd. You might have conflated the US version in your memory. But also I do find myself cringing watching shows that aren’t *that* old, so perhaps culture is just evolving very quickly these days.
Glomarization, Esq.* October 30, 2021 at 11:21 am You might have conflated the US version in your memory. Nope, I did not.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 10:15 am I am with you on this, I could never stand the UK office as it is too accurate and therefore infuriating not funny. I had bosses like David Brent/Michael Scott and they are revolting humans and the main reason I cannot work in offices. I don’t want to end up angry enough to lose my temper. I was once written up (attempted anyway) for not wanting to go to the pub with co-workers I was polite to but didn’t like. His name was Keith. I loathed Keith.
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 11:56 am I can’t watch either Office, UK or US, without hiding my face behind a cushion with embarrassment. From what little I’ve seen, they seem like totally different shows to me anyway. But equally embarrassing!
Name Goes Here* October 30, 2021 at 2:00 pm Whoo boy yes, 100% this about the Office. I watched maybe 3/4 of a season, a couple of episodes in Season 1 and Season 2 but not the whole thing for either of them, and just couldn’t stomach any of it because Scott’s behaviour is so cluelessly harmful and held up for laughs instead of castigated. I genuinely don’t get how so many people, who otherwise champion appropriate professional/personal interactions, love this show and find it (unproblematically) funny. And yes, I also watched the US version of the Office, w/ Steve Carrell.
Laura Petrie* October 30, 2021 at 8:52 am My husband is rewatching the US version of The Office at the moment. I absolutely hate it, most of the characters are awful, but Michael is the worst. I get that one is supposed to cringe at his behaviour, but he is just awful. I can’t bring myself to watch IT Crowd, or anything written by GL again. His views are abhorrent and it has definitely affected how I view his work. If you haven’t seen it, Detectorists is charming as well as funny.
Cambridge Comma* October 30, 2021 at 3:16 pm Yes, it’s hard not to see everything through the lens of what GL has turned into.
Expiring Cat Memes* October 30, 2021 at 9:07 am I know what you mean. It’s not my usual taste in entertainment, but I was in the mood for lighthearted junk so I watched The Intern (movie) and was HORRIFIED. All I could think of was how badly it glamourised toxic workplace culture á la creepy stalker rom-com plot lines. If it were real life, Alison would have enough material from that movie for a year… My coworker says I should always keep a hanky in my pocket because women “cry a lot”… I had to hide my erection after an impromptu butt massage from the office masseuse … My boss showed up at my Tai Chi lesson with work questions after I quit… etc The worst part? The movie was only made in 2015.
Stitch* October 30, 2021 at 10:19 am I’ve been watching Mythic Quest and while the show is mostly okay, yeah, you can’t and shouldn’t behave at work like that.
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:29 am I have been having this about whether to rewatch How I Met Your Mother. I think the show was often excellent at small bits of observational humor–I often return to the opening skit about a 90s discussion of whether bread predates beer (passionate debate involving the entire bar) vs aughts (one person looks up the answer on their cell phone, reports answer in bland tone). But Barney was problematic back when I watched and I don’t think the intervening years will have made the misogyny better.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 10:57 am Then there’s the infamous trans themed episode, the backlash to which apparently turned the series creator into an extremist transphobe.
AGD* October 30, 2021 at 11:11 am When I was in high school I absolutely loved a comic strip called User Friendly, about a bunch of super-awkward geek dudes working at an ISP. I’m a woman, but I was a super-awkward geek myself and most of my friends at the time were guys, so that checks out. Anyway, I was going through boxes at my parents’ house a couple of years ago and found two User Friendly volumes from about twenty years ago and was absolutely delighted…and then I reread them. Clever, sure, but absolutely drenched in disregard for women, to the point that I pretty much completely lost interest. I’ve heard this referred to as a piece of entertainment “having been visited by the Suck Fairy”. But it speaks to how much more awareness there is now. I wouldn’t even have been able to define ‘misogyny’ in high school, much less spot it or attempt to articulate an objection. I’m a far better human being than I was, and encouragingly, the young adults I work with now are way less clueless than I was twenty years ago. Wil Wheaton (who was also really into User Friendly back in the day) recently wrote a blog post about annotating a memoir he wrote in 2004 to indicate the very large number of places where he’d become more evolved in his thinking about mistreatment and social inequality. Likewise, I watched a panel of three vintage-tech guys from YouTube who attended a conference together recently. Amid all this talk of Commodores and rare sound cards from the ’90s, I didn’t think the subject of gender was going to arise at all, but in the middle, one of them was talking about negative/troll comments on YouTube and then paused and spontaneously pointed out that however bad it is, it’s nothing compared with what female YouTubers have to put up with in terms of sexual harassment and negativity. I was really impressed by that.
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 12:00 pm A lot of shows even up until quite recently (and even now) have annoyed me because of misogyny/racism etc. I got used to being told I was wrong/stupid and just watch them (but I didn’t bother lol). I’m so happy some people are starting to agree now. I think people were afraid of ‘not being able to laugh at anything’ but there’s tonnes of stuff to laugh at besides that, plus a lot of those jokes just weren’t that funny as well as being offensive. It isn’t that funny to the target or the punchline person/group of people.
Choggy* October 30, 2021 at 12:10 pm I like some episodes of the IT Crowd better than others. Always loved Moss’ scenes, the one with the fire extinguisher is a classic.
Elizabeth West* October 30, 2021 at 2:17 pm My favorite Moss moment is in the Fredo episode, when they’re trying to explain to Jen what a Fredo is: Roy: Fredo, you know in the movie [The Godfather]? He was a bit of a pimp. Moss: No! He took the Ring to Mordor! The first time I saw that, I laughed so hard I had to pause it for five minutes solid.
Double A* October 30, 2021 at 7:53 pm “I’m just going to put this over here with the rest of the fire” is my go-to line when there’s a work crisis I don’t want to deal with. Also when Roy, Moss, and Richmond are at Jen’s house trying to “act normal…more normal!” That scene will never not make me laugh.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:16 pm I’m with you. I first watched it *just* as I started working in IT and thought it was funny. Nowadays? No. It falls under the Office (both versions) of things I cannot watch. Cringe comedy doesn’t work for me. I’ve gone back to Yes Minister.
Clisby* October 31, 2021 at 9:35 am Sir Humphrey Appleby: I foresee all sorts of of unforeseen problems. Jim Hacker: Such as? Sir Humphrey Appleby: If I could foresee them, they wouldn’t be unforeseen.
allathian* October 31, 2021 at 5:45 am Yes Minister is hilarious! Cringe comedy doesn’t really work for me, either, at least not the IT Crowd or The Office(s) kind of cringe comedy. I’m quite fond of Keeping Up Appearances, though. It can be cringey at times, but it’s not the same.
The Dogman* October 31, 2021 at 8:19 am “I’ve gone back to Yes Minister.” That is an excellent choice. I worked in the FCO and my father got pretty high up in the heirarchy there… it works exactly the way Yes Minister and Yes Primie Minister suggest, but with less funny jokes, and yet I find it hilarious. The decription of what the various papers are into/aligned with was and is true and genius!
I need coffee before I can make coffee* October 30, 2021 at 12:16 pm I have learned not to re-watch shows or movies that I loved as a kid because it ruins the memory. I remembered I loved the show “The Night Stalker”, so I watched it on Netflix a few years ago. My kid brain had not processed how cheesy it was, so my memory was ruined. I still think the premise of the show was good, just the execution was cheesy. I also loved “The Six Million Dollar Man”, but now I know better than to re-watch it. The only show from my childhood that (mostly) holds up is Star Trek. I think that is primarily due to good storytelling, even if the effects are not great.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 12:43 pm Kolchak? I loved Kolchak. It was so out of the mold for that Quinn-Martin saturated era. Sounds like I should leave it in memory, though. I did a pandemic rewatch of Hill Street Blues along with a friend who I’d met online in a show discussion. That was an interesting rewatch alongside the events of 2020; it seemed more like a documentary supporting the defund the police movement.
I need coffee before I can make coffee* October 30, 2021 at 2:26 pm Yes, I guess the show was called “Kolchak; The Night Stalker”. The pilot movie is actually not bad (about vampires). I think the movie was intended to be a one-off (The Night Stalker was referring to the vampire), but it did well enough that they made it into a series. I was in college during Hill Street Blues, and I watched it religiously. I think it was the one of the first primetime dramas that was serialized with a continuous story. Ironically, I hate serialized shows now and won’t watch them. I don’t mind a story arc that goes for a couple of episodes (like NCIS), but I don’t like having to watch every show to know what’s going on.
Elizabeth West* October 30, 2021 at 2:27 pm YESSS I LOVED KOLCHAK THE NIGHT STALKER I watched it on Netflix a few years ago and thought it held up pretty well. Yes, it was cheesy, but it was still fun. Darren McGavin was awesome. I used to have to watch that one on the black-and-white portable in my parents’ bedroom; my mom thought if she relegated me to the shittiest TV in the house, I wouldn’t want to see it. But her attempts to stamp out my budding love for horror fiction were not successful, ahahaha. Emergency! is another one that’s still pretty watchable, although there was some ’70s Lothario stuff surrounding Paramedic John Gage. The paramedic program was very new at the time so they had technical advisors to make sure people saw it as accurately as possible. The two lead actors, Randolph Mantooth and Kevin Tighe, actually took the training. I know a firefighter who said the fire and rescue scenes are very accurate also. Netflix ran it a few years back and I binged the whole thing.
Clisby* October 30, 2021 at 3:44 pm I loved Kolchak too, back in the 1970s. It might well seem cheesy now – lots of older movies/TV series seem cheesy to me these days. I also liked Tales of the Unexpected.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 9:25 am I MUST KNOW: How did Johnny Cage get down from the power lines? As a kid, I didn’t get to see the second half of a two-part episode. As an adult, I don’t have Netflix.
Mannequin* November 1, 2021 at 5:29 pm I’m absolutely certain that seeing the witch’s beautiful long green hair in the episode The Trevi Collection as a young child was one of the things that implanted a deep desire for unnaturally colored hair into me. I never and I mean NEVER forgot it. Also the mannequin scene, very creepy!
Mannequin* November 1, 2021 at 6:03 pm Hahaha, I just found the episode, she’s wearing a blue wig, not green, lol! Still, made an impression on me, lol. I remember seeing Christmas Story for the first time and being excited because IT’S KOLCHAK!!!
Chaordic One* October 30, 2021 at 3:12 pm Some things just don’t age well, and what you thought funny or entertaining the first time, doesn’t hold up on a second viewing or several years later.
not that Leia* October 30, 2021 at 9:31 pm I felt that way about parts of the west wing, which I have lived in the past. I’d rewatched it a couple of times years ago, and didn’t blink but watching it recently was somewhat off putting….I mean, CJ is still all kinds of awesome, but all the Josh /women dynamics made me cringe.
Henrietta* October 30, 2021 at 9:50 pm This is why I can’t watch The Office (either US or UK) it’s just so horribly awful I’m NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. That’s not entertainment to me.
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 7:55 am I need help finding an AAM link I was reading! I accidentally closed out of the article and now I can’t find it again. It was about the person who had been fired after saving the bird at a Boy Scout camp. I’m hoping one of y’all can help me locate it again!
CJM* October 30, 2021 at 9:05 am I think I found it using this search. I’m not spelling it out so it isn’t moderated. site:[this site name] ‘Boy Scout camp” bird
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 9:34 am Did you search for it within the search feature here or on Google? I tried google and it didn’t come up :/
usernames anonymous* October 30, 2021 at 10:54 am you can find it using CJM’s advice with the search this site option on the top right hand of the ask a manager website. column dated 20 Feb 2018
Virginia Plain* October 30, 2021 at 9:56 am It’s at #4 here https://www.askamanager.org/2018/02/coworker-gave-my-presentation-without-my-okay-acupuncture-as-team-building-and-more.html – there’s a link to the article which according to a comment is behind a paywall, but other commenters have kindly summarised. (I put Boy Scout into the AAM search box and scrolled down a bit, it within the top ten though I think)
Virginia Plain* October 30, 2021 at 10:00 am I think my link is in moderation but just to add; the apparently paywalled article came up fine for me; maybe one can read a certain number of articles free before it kicks in.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 10:25 am Yes, Washington Post has 10 clicks per month free. They often make health and safety related coverage free. Certain email extensions can get free or discounted subscriptions, and there is a discount for Amazon Prime.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 10:50 am The post title begins with “coworker gave my presentation without my okay” I found it by searching “Boy Scout Camp” in the search box on the sidebar!
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 11:07 am Thanks all! I should mention the search bar on the site hasn’t been working for me lately so I couldn’t use that route
PollyQ* October 30, 2021 at 4:55 pm You can get the same functionality by going to google and using: site:askamanager.org boy scout camp.
Homsar* October 30, 2021 at 8:14 am I am looking for advice! I’m interested in learning how to lift heavy weights and get stronger. I need to find a class or a personal trainer to help me learn how to do this and also how to get more comfortable in a gym setting. Maybe it’s just covid but I have no idea how to really do this, and no idea how to find a good personal trainer. Do I call gyms? Walk into them? My biggest concern is that it’ll be a nasty experience—I’m overweight and not interested in losing weight, just gaining muscle and strength, but I’m a cis woman; I’ve never been strong; and I find weight loss goals to be actively demotivating. I already work out (including active recovery and yoga) every day so I’m familiar with what motivates me. Any advice on how to find a weightlifting teacher?
lapgiraffe* October 30, 2021 at 8:52 am Most gyms used to have a way to try the place out before committing, and with that you could do a short training session for free or heavily discounted. The good ones I’ve been to have asked me questions about myself and my goals and placed me with someone who would be a good fit, as some trainers have different specialities and/or schedules. There’s also a woman on Instagram I’ve followed for years because she is no nonsense, science based, not gimmicky wellness garbage kind of health and workout type. Many people go to her for weight loss but her whole philosophy is to empower women, particularly in this case larger WOC but the advice is good for any and every kind of body, to learn how to incorporate weightlifting specifically, to ditch the scale as a way to measure progress, and to help teach newbies how to start from the beginning. She also recommends a book I can’t remember anymore but it’s about women’s guide to weightlifting, and she does Wednesday Q&As which I tune into religiously. She’s @ bgg2wl on Instagram.
Doctor is In* October 30, 2021 at 8:55 am Try asking for recommendations at a local gym or fitness center. And if you don’t click first trainer, try someone else! Remember that all their clients are not that fit or they wouldn’t be looking for a trainer. Good luck!
Angstrom* October 30, 2021 at 8:56 am You might look for —and ask for — weightlifting, powerlifting, or strength training as opposed to “fitness” or “toning”.
ObserverCN* October 30, 2021 at 10:52 am If you have an Orange Theory near you, I highly recommend it. Their workouts combine cardio and weightlifting, and the coaches are really helpful.
Lady Glittersparkles* October 31, 2021 at 6:17 pm I’m sure this varies by location, but I tried Orange Theory 3 times and each time I got injured. The pace was just so fast, with no attention to teaching and maintaining proper form which is so important.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 11:31 am Look for a weight lifting gym and ask there about training or groups. Most proper gyms won’t care what sex/gender you are, just if you want to lift. You may get called “Bro”, this will not be meant as an insult, just means they are comfy with your presence (happened to a good female friend of recently at our gym, she said she liked it cos she knew she was accepted), most of the heavy lifter types are just happy someone new is interested. They are also mostly pretty friendly and keen to pass on knowledge, so the chances are if you go to a lifting gym there will be someone they can recommend who can get you started safely.
Decidedly Me* October 30, 2021 at 12:13 pm No real advice about finding one (I see one through my partner’s work – so didn’t do anything on my end), but I will tell you that he was fully supportive of my “get stronger” over “lose weight” goals. Getting stronger can naturally help the other, while focusing just on losing weight usually doesn’t help with strength as much.
DistantAudacity* October 30, 2021 at 12:22 pm if you want to read up on your own, the site Stronglifts . com has a lot of good information in their guide section to understand how the exercises work etc. look into stronglift 5×5. It focuses on barbell work, but they also have additional exercises. In addition, the book Starting Strength (similar focus) is a good resource.
DistantAudacity* October 30, 2021 at 12:24 pm Stronglifts: https://stronglifts.com/5×5/ I’ve used their app/program on my own, after working with a PT earlier to understand the exercises properly, and be confident in them.
Nessun* October 30, 2021 at 2:27 pm I’m aan overweight cis woman and I’ve been doing weightlifting for 7 or 8 years. I started by going to the gym (if you want to lift heavy its the best way to do it). I got a trainer and stayed with her, and had access to all the heavy equipment plus lighter stuff for auxiliary muscle work. To choose a trainer, I met with a few people as part of the intro-to-the-gym – they allowed me a session with a trainer for free to see if we’d gel. I didnt like one, he was too forceful, and one was a little too hyped, but I found a good for who would support my goals (if I don’t want to talk about weight loss and want to focus on strength training, that’s my prerogative!) And I was up front about what I wanted: there are some exercises I hate, and there’s always several ways to work and muscle group so there’s no excuse not to adapt a training plan to best suit the client. Be confident in what you want, ask lots of questions, and expect value for money. Good luck with your journey, don’t let anyone judge you.
Girasol* October 30, 2021 at 2:38 pm There are a ton of lifting guides and youtubes that you can watch at home to give yourself a head start so that you don’t feel like a raw n00b when you’re ready to go find a trainer. Or if you think you’d like dumbbells or kettlebells, they’re reasonably cheap, so you could learn online and start lifting at home if you’re concerned that people will be judgy. Weight lifting is really satisfying when strength, rather than weight loss, is your objective. It makes you feel so strong and healthy.
Aly_b* October 30, 2021 at 2:41 pm My big advice is to follow Casey Johnston of “Ask a Swole Woman” and check out some of her columns. She’s got a couple that have some info on this, and very much meets the “get stronger, not thinner” mentality. She’s got a newsletter right now; there’s also a discord for subscribers that I’m in that is very supportive. You can totally call gyms or walk in and ask. When I went in to find someone for my partner, I asked the front desk guy who he recommended for the specific stuff I was interested in, and asked him why he was recommending that person. The other keywords I would recommend for you are training powerlifting lifts or olympic lifts. Those should key the person you’re talking to into thinking “barbell, technique” rather than cardio and situps. You may want to seek out a powerlifting gym; that to me would be the right place to really avoid this particular kind of bad experience pretty for sure. Good luck and welcome! I’m excited for you to get strong!
PollyQ* October 30, 2021 at 4:51 pm I’ve had nothing but good experiences with personal trainers that I found through gyms, even though I’ve also been an overweight woman. If you say up front what your goals are, they should 100% be supportive of that, and if they aren’t, drop them like a hot potato and ask for someone else.
TPS reporter* October 31, 2021 at 1:40 am I’ve had success with local independent gyms. Also read up on their reviews on Yelp or Google and check out their social media. Do they feature clients of different genders and shapes? The biggest thing is to just go in there not worrying about what you look like or haven’t done. It’s going to be awkward and difficult at first but once you hit your stride it’s so fun and you’ll be addicted.
BBQHonk* October 31, 2021 at 10:48 am A few questions. Are you interested in weightlifting, powerlifting, or just general strength training because these are all different things. Weightlifting (i.e Oly lifting) is composed of two specific lifts: the snatch and the clean & jerk. These are highly technical exercises and you need a coach to teach you to do them safely and properly. If this is your goal, look for gyms that specialize in Oly weightlifting (CrossFit boxes are a good place to start but can be hit or miss). Powerlifting is composed of the big lifts we typically thing of as pumping iron: bench press, back squat, and deadlift. You don’t absolutely need a coach for these, but a coach can help you learn the movements and help motivate you. Look for powerlifting gyms in your area. If it’s just general strength training like curls and dumbbell work, you don’t need a coach at all. Just look online for some routines and watch some videos. You’re going to be intimidated at first walking into a gym with free weights. Just remember that everyone started somewhere just like you not knowing a thing. The vast majority of experienced lifters are happy and eager to help newbies out. One other site I strongly recommend is Stronger by Science by Greg Nuckols. He takes a very scientific approach to strength training (no bro-science) and has free beginner programs to get you starter. HTH!
Lady Danbury* October 31, 2021 at 11:57 am Shockingly, (pre-covid) I was a regular at a crossfit* gym that was great for this kind of thing. Obvs not all crossfit gyms are like this, so it’s a process of trial and error (just like it would be with any gym/trainer). Before you go to any gym/trainer, check out their social media. Is it focused on weight loss or on overall fitness, meeting goals, getting stronger, etc? Are a variety of body types represented as “afters” or featured posts? Do they skip before and afters in terms of physical appearance altogether? Do they have a diverse clientele in terms of age, fitness, body type, etc? Most cross-fit/strength gyms will offer a beginner series of classes (many require it). This is a great way to try out the gym and get a sense of what classes are like and if they mesh with your own preferences. *They ended their crossfit affiliation after the crossfit founder’s racist comments last summer.
StrengthAspirations* October 31, 2021 at 12:16 pm I’m interested in hearing advice on this too. I’ve been following Kimberly Joy Fitness on YouTube and like her emphasis on form. Rhoda Sommer on IT is pretty good too. I do feel like the home workouts are convenient so I do them and stick with it, but will probably need someone to go to for further progress.
Generalist* November 1, 2021 at 11:19 am If you are a FB user, check out a group called “Fit Fatties.” It’s an awesome resource with thousands and thousands of members from all over the globe. People in the group are great about recommending coaches and fitness professionals who don’t talk weight loss.
Spooky Doodle* October 30, 2021 at 8:26 am Can anyone recommend a service that would print out and send you stickers of mailing addresses for sending out cards? I’ve broken my wrist, and don’t know how long I’ll be in a cast and unable to write. I’m concerned about it getting in the way of sending out holiday cards, which I’m very excited to do because I have the most adorable photos of my pugs dressed as baked potatoes that I want to send out for silly Thanksgiving cards. I know you can by sticker sheets and print them out yourself on a computer, but the last time I had to do that for work, it was a huge headache. I’d rather just be able to type up the addresses and send them to a service that will print them for me. Any suggestions?
CTT* October 30, 2021 at 8:49 am I googled “return address labels” and got a ton of results for customizable ones. You’ll probably have to get a few hundred of them, but they aren’t pricey (or I can give your name/address to my college alumni council, they keep sending them out as a freebie!)
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:01 am I think the challenge here is that Spooky wants to print out the To: addresses, so every one would need to be different.
Laura Petrie* October 30, 2021 at 8:54 am If you decide to go down the diy route (I appreciate this is unlikely), using the label wizard within Word makes it pretty easy. You do need your addresses in an excel file to mail merge though.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 9:06 am You could probably find someone on Etsy who would do them!
Jen, from the library* October 30, 2021 at 9:06 am I’m 95% sure that the “big” companies that do printed holiday cards will do labels too. Not sure if we are allowed to name names, but, uh you know, the one rhyming with butterfly, etc.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 11:00 am Yes, many of the custom card printing places will do the whole thing and mail them for you, too! Minted, postable, Paper culture, etc. Papersource does it for $1.60 for both addresses, so it could add up depending on how big your mailing list is. But it looks like Minted is offering addressing for free!
Sunshine* October 30, 2021 at 10:14 am The fancier card places give an option to pay extra for this. But the Avery website is really user friendly. You can save your templates/projects and just update every year. If you are already typing the addresses it’s very easy. If you want I can go into more detail.
Spooky Doodle* October 30, 2021 at 10:37 am Avery was the site I used at work that I found to be a huge headache trying to figure it out. I ran into an issue with getting the sizing correct of the paper and font, having to do multiple trial runs to ensure that the addresses were being printed properly on the labels, not being cut off or way off to one side. That’s why I was hoping to find a service that I could just send addresses to and it would do it for me, because figuring out the formatting was what I found to be a huge pain.
it happens* October 30, 2021 at 10:29 am I see a lot of the responses are for return address labels, I think you want them for the Mailing To addresses. I would ask around your friend group to see if anyone has a laser printer with the sheet feeder option. Don’t know when you tried it work, but it is very easy with the single sheet feeder; just experiment the first time with a piece of paper to make sure you put it in right side up. The Avery clear labels are great. You can type the addresses in word using their template and then bring it to friend’s house to print. There are also some services that do all the printing work for you – you type your messages and they print and mail the whole lot. You never touch the actual cards or envelopes.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 11:33 am “I have the most adorable photos of my pugs dressed as baked potatoes” I want to see these pics! A friend has a sausage dog who wore a hotdog with ketchup and mustard outfit for halloween last year… Sorry no suggestions on the printable labels thing.
Dark Macadamia* October 30, 2021 at 11:34 am Shutterfly lets you get addressed envelopes for an additional fee, and they can even match your cards depending on which design you choose. I’ve never done it but I’ve always been happy with my photo cards I made through them. They usually have pretty good coupons/promos going (it’s one of those companies where they basically always have a “sale” so you feel like you’re getting a deal when really paying “full price” would be a scam)
HBJ* October 30, 2021 at 12:14 pm Have you considered printing directly on the envelopes, bypassing labels entirely?
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 11:20 am This. And if you have an old typewriter lurking in storage, you could go retro.
Sudden time gift* October 30, 2021 at 8:40 am How do you structure larger chunks of free time in your personal life? I am being given the gift of time soon and, since I have a small child, I am wildly out of practice. I’m a little worried that I will just restlessly flit from one thing to another and be unsatisfied at the end of each chunk. I certainly plan to let myself veg and spend time doing nothing useful, but I want that to be a conscious choice. I have no dearth of ideas of what to do, which is not unusual for me, but I both don’t want to put myself under pressure nor have decision paralysis because I have too many choices! So I’m looking for ideas and experiences that might give me something to drift back to when I feel unmoored. Thank you!
Spooky Doodle* October 30, 2021 at 8:47 am I don’t know how long this chunk of free time is, if you’re talking about a couple hours or a couple of days, but don’t try to stress yourself out with over planning. Often when I know I’m gonna have an afternoon free, I might plan on doing one thing and then end up doing something else entirely. I may think I’m going to work on a puzzle while listening to podcasts, but it turns out I’m more in the mood to have a movie marathon and Cross stitch. So perhaps you could set yourself up with some options, and see what you feel like in the moment. As for things that take long periods of time, my go to‘s are doing puzzles, playing video games, watching movies, reading a book. That’s all stuff I find very relaxing while not leaving the house.
Damn it, Hardison!* October 30, 2021 at 9:12 am I have a running list of things I would like to do, and I categorize it by type – is this a house project, a crafts project, list of shows I’d like to watch. When I have free time, I ask myself what I’m in the mood for, something active, creative, just want to sit and watch Netflix, etc. Then I look at the list and pick something. For me, the key is to know what kind of activity I’m in the mood for at that point in time.
Victoria, Please* October 30, 2021 at 9:20 am Laura Vanderkam’s stuff might be helpful for you. She writes and thinks a lot about making the most of time, and has children.
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:38 am I would suggest lists, and starting with some quick things that you can knock off–you just haven’t yet. Don’t start with the biggest thing. Give yourself permission to quit. Frame it as “this week I’m going to try decoupage” rather than “this week I start my dedicated decoupage project, which only a lack of time has prevented me tackling.” (While this isn’t universal, I think the pandemic realization “So apparently it wasn’t just lack of a block of free time that kept me from doing X” was freeing.) A counterintuitive thing–try some things you’re eh about. Sometimes that’s how you trip over things you really quite like, by getting out of the narrow range of known favorites.
Fellow Traveller* October 30, 2021 at 11:01 am I am seasonally employed and I find I have to make lists and have plans for my unemployed time or I end up feeling very blah about it. So i make a list – places I want to go (museums, hikes, sights), household tasks (sort kids clothes, fix that light socket, install curtains, gather tax material, purchases, errands), friends I need to call or make a coffee/ lunch/ walking date with, etc. Then at the beginning of the week, I slot things in. I pick 3 or 4 “must do” things to get done a week and then schedule the fun stuff. And I have a routine to my days: drop kids off, take the baby to a park or hang out somewhere outside or go on an adventure until lunch, home for lunch, work on the to do list until dinner. I also always have a book or two available, so when I find myself aimlessly wandering the house, I will sit down and read and it feels like I’m doing something. Going outside for a walk when I feel aimless works too.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:11 am I’m recently retired, and I’ve very much enjoyed flitting from one thing to another, so one possibility would be to see this as freedom to play without commitments. I’ve worked from a list of possibilities, and there are some more project-y things on there, so generally I balance three things: project progression, one-off entertainments (they don’t have to be new, but even just finding a new park to walk in can be fun), and the extra admin I always meant to get to (calling repair people, making medical appointments, etc.). I generally balance these by the week, so doing any one of these on a day is enough to make me feel like I’m using my time in its most beneficial way for me.
J.B.* October 30, 2021 at 2:50 pm I have been getting stuck in a mindset lately that I should be doing something productive at all times. It’s not good for me and semi-structuring my time to first-then works better. Especially when my first thing is downtime (reading a book) then I will turn to dealing with some emails and scheduling. And I scheduled a massage.
Lynn* October 31, 2021 at 12:04 pm I find that it helps to decide ahead of time one thing I’m going to do to be productive, and I do that thing FIRST. That jump starts me out of “aimless” mode and I don’t have to have the rest of the time so scheduled (and yet I still wind up doing things I was happy I chose).
CoffeeIsMyFriend* October 30, 2021 at 8:51 am Need doggy advice We adopted our very sweet 3 year old pup this spring. Her nails were a bit long when we got her and she has black nails so it’s a bit hard to tell where her quicks are. Has anyone managed to get overgrown dog nails back to a good length? If so, did you do it with your vet? A patient groomer? (We can’t do her nails…trust me on that). Any advice would be helpful! We do need to work on this because her nails are prone to splitting and the constant clicking of her nails on the floors bugs my husband.
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 8:54 am Yep! I taught my dog to use a scratch board. We made one using wood and sand paper but you can buy them too. First taught her to dig for treats hidden under a dish towel- click and reward any time she used her paws on the towel, and then transitioned to the board. She loves nail time now and it keeps them a nice length.
Hotdog not dog* October 30, 2021 at 9:05 am When we adopted Best Good Dog he was 7 years old and in rough shape. We had the vet do his nails the first time, and now he gets his pedicures at the groomer. They use a filing tool that looks kind of like a Dremel.
FisherCat* October 30, 2021 at 9:40 am If doing her nails yourself is something you would like, even though its not possible right now, look into Cooperative Care principles and get a dremel. The dremel makes it much harder to hit the quick and some dogs find it less distressing, the cooperative care work is to get it to be less of a Big Event when you need to handle or groom.
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 9:59 am Yes! I’d suggest joining the Deb Jones Cooperative Care group on fb too!
Pippa K* October 30, 2021 at 12:06 pm Not familiar with Cooperative Care but seconding the dremel suggestion. Works great on all of our dogs, both those trained to it as puppies and the big guy who has black nails and also really hated the regular clipper.
Meh* October 30, 2021 at 10:06 am We get them done at the vet and they’ll do a deeper filing while the dog is under anesthesia (like for a dental or other surgery, not just for the nails). The service at a vet or groomer should be under $20. Regular walks on pavement also help to keep them filed down naturally.
Dog and cat fosterer* October 30, 2021 at 11:35 am Long dog quicks can definitely be shortened. This is best done by taking a small amount off every week, until they get to a good length. If you can’t do them yourself, then I would ask local pet stores if they have a groomer, as here they did nail trims for $10 pre-covid. If you could set up a standing appointment every week for a couple months then that should hopefully get them to a good length.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 11:40 am I have had luck using a nail file/emery board on dark nails. The quick will withdraw if you file them or do very small snips every couple of days, so within a month or so you can get them under control. Is she a small/lightweight dog? If she has some bulk to her try to do 20 mins a day on concrete or so and that can naturally shorten them, but lightweight ones don’t have the mass to grind down the nails. Good luck, all the best. The clicking is something he will prob have to get used to no matter the nail length just cos of how paws are designed.
Elle Woods* October 30, 2021 at 11:53 am One of our dogs has black nails and it is really hard to tell where his quicks are. We take him & his brother to the vet regularly to get their nails trimmed. Based on what the vet tech told us, regular, more frequent nail trims is the key. We used to go every 6-8 weeks; now we go no more than four between trims. (I’m right there with you on not doing one dog’s nails. Did that once, won’t make that mistake again.)
Ice Bear* October 30, 2021 at 12:23 pm I have my dog’s nails cut regularly by a groomer, so they’ve never grown out, but even so they still click on the floor. So just a warning – depending on the dog that might happen even if their nails are as short as possible. Since the noise bugs your husband, perhaps laying some throw rugs down would help minimize it.
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 8:52 am Guilty pleasure light reads? I’ve discovered I really enjoy paranormal cozy mysteries- think books written by Amanda M Lee. What are your go to reads that are fun but aren’t “classy” or “high brow” reads?
Laura Petrie* October 30, 2021 at 8:56 am I adore Marian Keyes. Not as light as some other authors in the romance genre as she writes about some hard hitting issues, but her books are great. I have a couple I read over and over again. I also love really trashy thrillers
CJM* October 30, 2021 at 9:38 am I adore Marian Keyes too! I just finished The Break and loved the balance of lightness and wisdom. I find that in all of her books. I think Angels is my favorite.
WellRed* October 30, 2021 at 11:07 am Love Marian! I consider her chick little, not romance. The wacky Walsh sisters!
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 12:02 pm Sophie Kinsella is good too. Maybe more chick lit than romance?
Kathenus* October 30, 2021 at 9:27 am Love John Sandford – especially the Prey series with Lucas Davenport and the Virgil Flowers novels. Michael Connelly, Iris Johansen and sometimes James Patterson are others with reoccurring characters that I love because it’s like getting back with old friends when I open one up.
CJM* October 30, 2021 at 9:43 am Janet Evanovich was my guilty pleasure for a while. It’s been years since I read many of the books in the Stephanie Plum series, and I remember them fondly.
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 10:00 am Oh yes the Stephanie plum books are enjoyable. I think I’m on book 16 or so? I usually pick them up cheap at goodwill
banoffee pie* October 30, 2021 at 12:03 pm oh I love Stephanie Plum! I didn’t realise they were a guilty pleasure. I was taking it dead seriously lol
CJM* October 30, 2021 at 2:14 pm Maybe I’m not being fair calling them that. It has been a while. I remember the series as satisfying but lightweight … more of a romp than the heavier stuff that stays with me.
WellRed* October 30, 2021 at 11:09 am Stephanie Plum, the number mysteries, but I didn’t like the other ones. I used to have. damn skippy sticker.
Chauncy Gardener* October 30, 2021 at 10:10 am The Aunt Dimity series by Nancy Atherton always gets me out of my head stress!
Let me be dark and twisty* October 30, 2021 at 10:35 am Meg Cabot. Her books are like a warm blanket and a roaring fire on a cold rainy day for me. I can’t count how many times I’ve read all her books but they do the job for me. I just picked one up from the library to re-read again while I’m on the waiting list for her new book. Also Susan Elizabeth Phillips “What I Did For Love.” It was my first “grown-up” romance and for some reason, I’m addicted to it. I think because ‘former bad boy turned dreamy hero’ might be my favorite trope. When I’m really down in the dumps or super stressed out, I pick this one up.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:14 am I will take this moment to drop a link to one of my favorite YouTube moments ever: Meg Cabot using dolls to act out her version of Jo and Amy’s relationship. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWMflwTgyZI
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:43 am The Amelia Peabody mysteries, about an indomitable spinster who falls in love with a short-tempered Egyptologist. Hijinks ensue. In not-books, classic Great British Bake Off (with Mel and Sue and Mary) became my go-to during radiation treatment last year, and since has been a reliable “I’m stressed, need to watch another segment and unclench.”
J.B.* October 30, 2021 at 2:52 pm Those are great! Also the murders with birds series by Donna Andrews, she normally has a new one every year.
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:45 am And This is Laura about a girl who feels overlooked in her brilliant family and discovers she’s psychic. A favorite from the library in my child years, that I returned to at my new library in my 40s, and then got an old copy off Amazon.
Old and Don’t Care* October 30, 2021 at 2:35 pm By Ellen Conford. I loved a lot of her books as a teenager.
AGD* October 30, 2021 at 11:16 am Psychological thrillers, especially about missing people or mixed-up identities. Lisa Scottoline, Paula Hawkins, Lisa Jewell, Janelle Brown, etc. Most of the recreational reading I do is pretty literary, so it’s probably just as well I have a guilty pleasure!
J.B.* October 30, 2021 at 2:57 pm Yes! And lately I’ve found Garth Nix, who writes young adult but has great fantasy worlds. The hero of Keys to the Kingdom reminds me a little of Rincewind.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 11:50 am All except ‘Clariel’— I’m not a fan of bad-guy origin stories. Especially when they start out so sympathetic and just naive. I’ll add John Flanagan Ranger’s Apprentice.
Sleeping Late Every Day* October 31, 2021 at 12:32 am Discworld always. I’ve recently found out a direct ancestor was accused of and tried for witchcraft in New England, and I adore the idea of my very own Nanny Ogg. She also had many children, and after the brouhaha, moved in with an adult daughter. I wonder if she got the daughter and son-in-law to do her bidding like Nanny did.
allathian* October 31, 2021 at 5:52 am Oh yes, but Discworld isn’t a guilty pleasure for me, at all. I just enjoy it. My guilty pleasure is Anne McCaffrey, especially her non-Pern books, which have aged better than Pern, and have escaped later retconning attempts (I find Masterharper of Pern almost unreadable, which is a shame because I have an autographed copy).
Dark Macadamia* October 30, 2021 at 11:51 am I’m an adult who reads a lot of YA. The “worst” is probably how much I loved reading The Lunar Chronicles, which were published when I was an adult so there’s no nostalgia factor, and are objectively ridiculous (cyborg Cinderella loses her FOOT!). I can’t help it, they’re so good
Kathenus* October 30, 2021 at 1:53 pm I love re-reading my Madeleine L’Engle and S.E. Hinton books. Stay gold.
Buni* October 30, 2021 at 11:53 am Lisa Kleypas – (mostly) historical romances, genuinely good with excellent characters and storylines and then bam, a few sex-scenes you oughta sign a waiver for…
GoryDetails* October 30, 2021 at 12:36 pm I don’t consider any of my reading a guilty pleasure, but I do indulge in everything from YA books to manga to schlocky horror to cozy-mysteries-with-punny-titles.
A Genuine Scientician* October 30, 2021 at 1:22 pm Anything by Seanan McGuire. She’s ridiculously prolific — publishes in the neighborhood of 4 novels a year, most of which end up as finalists for the Hugos. She has 4-5 major series active at the moment (depending on how you count), and several other minor things. I’m most partial to the Wayward Children series (first book: Every Heart a Doorway), which basically takes the trope of children who have grand adventures after they go through a magical portal, and then examines what happens when they come back to their normal world. I also quite like the October Daye series (first book: Rosemary and Rue), which deals with the Fae living in the modern world, and has a few giant plot twists at various points in the series that make you re-examine everything that happened previously but which also don’t break continuity.
Elizabeth West* October 30, 2021 at 2:56 pm When I was in college reading a lot of dense study material, I started reading children’s and YA books. They were fast reads and while some of them dealt with heavy subjects, not all were like that. I’d go to the library and check out a huge pile of them. I particularly enjoyed Squashed, by Joan Bauer, about a 16-year-old girl trying to grow a giant pumpkin. Snagged that one at the library sale because I knew I’d want to read it again. I also have all, or nearly all, of Michael Bond’s Paddington books. God, I love those and will never stop reading them. They are hilarious. Everlasting thanks to my auntie in England for gifting me a box set as a kid. I actually found one I didn’t have at Hatchards Bookshop in London—it’s next door to Fortnum & Mason. Both shops have been there since the 1700s.
Paddy O'Furniture* October 30, 2021 at 8:41 pm Jacqueline Susann (I was sure that Valley of the Dolls would at least be a runner-up for America’s #1 best-loved novel in PBS’s Great American Read survey). Also Erica Jong and Danielle Steele.
Voluptuousfire* October 30, 2021 at 9:39 pm +1 on any Jacqueline Susann novel. Valley of the Dolls is my all time favorite book. Also any tacky Jackie Collins. My favorite light author is Maeve Binchy. Tara Road and Evening Class are my go-go reads for insomnia. Easy to read, light and just nice.
*daha** October 30, 2021 at 11:24 pm Rex Stout’s Nero Wolfe mysteries. Wolfe is the detective. He is only ever comfortable inside his Manhattan brownstone with his personal chef on the ground floor and his collection of 10,000 orchids in the rooftop greenhouses, along with a full-time gardening assistant. Also in the house is Archie Goodwin, Wolfe’s assistant. Since Wolfe won’t leave the house on business, Archie does all the investigating. Wolfe has trained him to relate all conversations exactly word for word. Archie is also the secretary. There are lots of other regular characters – Saul, Orrie, and Fred are freelance detectives hired frequently by Wolfe; Lon Cohen at the Gazette newspaper is a frequent source; Inspector Cramer of Homicide is a frequent foe, along with lower-ranking cops Rowcliffe and Stebbins; and Lily Rowan is Archie’s frequent (but not steady) date. Wolfe is described as enormously large, needing a special chair and overwhelming the eyes, but his weight of one-seventh of a ton and height around 5′ 10″ don’t make him extraordinary by today’s standards. First published in 1934, and continued through to Stout’s death in 1975.
Sleeping Late Every Day* October 31, 2021 at 12:34 am I love the Nero Wolfe books. It’s the exact midpoint between cosy, noir, and hard-boiled.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 11:45 am Paranormal romances. Patricia Briggs, Ilona Andrews, Charlaine Harris. (Laurel K.Hamilton’s Anita Blake got too dark&twisted for me after a while, but the first few were creepy good fun.) Other romances too, but usually the newer authors before they start churning out dozens a year.
Aealias* October 31, 2021 at 12:52 pm I love romance novels – I like the security of knowing they will end ‘happily’. Somehow once I had kids, my life is full of drama and emotional commitment, and I have none left to spend on my media! Historicals, I’m fond of Mary Balogh, early Stephanie Laurens, Courtney Milan, Eloisa James. Ridiculous, I enjoy Lynsay Sands and Shelly Laurenston. And I’m currently obsessed with sci-fi/fantasy-themed Nalani Singh. Fans of Janet Evanovich might enjoy Donna Andrews’ bird mysteries. (Interestingly, I love them because all the romance bits are dealt with in the first book, and after that it’s all kids and in-law issues. No multi-book will-they won’t-they dynamic!) I also not-at-all guiltily love children’s/YA lit. Huge recommendation for Scott Westerfeld’s Leviathan series and Peeps. Also Roshani Chokshi’s Aru Shah Pandava Novels. And Terry Pratchett’s Johnny and… books. Finally, almost nothing by Terry Pratchett is a guilty ANYTHING, I will passionately argue their literary merit, come at me, doubters! (Don’t really come at me, I’m a passionate cream-puff.) Good places to start with Pratchett (IMO) include Guards, Guards! and The Wee Free Men. BAD places to start include The Carpet People and The Colour of Magic – he hadn’t yet settled into his long form style, and I find them weaker on substance and coherence.
Lady Danbury* November 2, 2021 at 3:00 pm Mary Balogh and Eloisa James are 2 of my favorite authors (hence the name, I read every single Bridgerton book as it was published and reread them last year), so I’m excited to have more authors to add to the list. If you’re looking for similar historical romance authors, I’d recommend Lisa Kleypas, Julia Quinn, Sabrina Jeffries, Tessa Dare, Emma Leech and Grace Burrowes.
Clisby* October 31, 2021 at 5:45 pm I don’t feel guilty about anything I read, so not sure about the guilty pleasures. But … I just finished reading the 7th Midsomer novel by Caroline Graham, and I’m about to move on to the Maureen Jennings series of books that are the inspiration for Murdoch Mysteries.
ecnaseener* October 30, 2021 at 8:59 am I’ll start the Little Joys thread today! What brought you joy this week? I made myself some delicious lamb meatballs. (Honestly this is at LEAST a medium-sized joy for me, I absolutely love lamb meatballs.) Please share your joys!
Hotdog not dog* October 30, 2021 at 9:10 am Best Good Dog had his fall de-shedding bath yesterday. Now he’s super soft and smells like doggy shampoo. They even put a cute Halloween bandana on him. He’s been strutting around very pleased with his handsome self all morning, demanding belly rubs so we can admire the softness.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 11:42 am Bathed mine yesterday. He found a pit of goopy mud that is a shockingly bright orange this morning… So I bathed him again today! :/
Jen, from the library* October 30, 2021 at 9:11 am One of my RXs finally got refilled! (Was held in prior auth hostage zone) I was feeling terrible without it and getting pretty worried…wow, 2 doses in and I feel SO MUCH BETTER.
StellaBella* October 30, 2021 at 9:12 am I have two joys one is that I just made a pumpkin pie from real pumpkin that I cooked. Dessert tonight with a light dinner. Second is my physio is working for my healing broken shoulder, so much progress in eight weeks!
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 9:24 am I’m picking up my new rescue dog today! He’s a lovable goofball and we’re excited to add him to the crew
CTT* October 30, 2021 at 9:25 am I don’t want to jinx the last 30 seconds of the game, but waking up early to watch Arsenal get a routine and largely panic-free win is LOVELY.
It's Quarantime!* October 30, 2021 at 10:22 am I have been trying to practice deliberate gratitude. I’m not super good at it yet, mostly just talking to myself about whatever I am looking at right then. “I am grateful for my toaster, I am grateful for bread. I love these dishes. (Grandma gave them to me.) I love my desk…” etc. And as I was walking back to my desk I saw the Himalayan rock salt lamp that was a Christmas gift and I got to reenact the scene from Anchorman. “I love lamp. Do you really love the lamp or are you just looking at random things and saying you love them? (Option b, technically.) I love lamp. I Love Lamp!” It was a moment of amusement, and I’m grateful for that.
ObserverCN* October 30, 2021 at 10:45 am I came across two great stories at work about people doing awesome things: https://www.npr.org/2021/10/25/1048378254/sikh-men-rope-turbans-jackets-rescue-hikers https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/paulding-county/middle-schoolers-save-bus-driver-who-had-medical-emergency-while-driving/RNETEO7JERFPRLGC2GX2FVBGDE/
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:47 am My son came home with a hunk of the college athletic team, since there’s a tournament about an hour from us. He spent nine months at home, seeing his friends remotely via computer games, and this return to normal is so great.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:17 am Now I’m thinking “hunk” is a great collective term for athletes.
Not a cat* November 1, 2021 at 9:16 am When I was at university, we definitely had a “hunk” of La Crosse players!
AGD* October 30, 2021 at 11:28 am For years, there was a large ugly corner lot in my neighborhood full of garbage and dead groundskeeping equipment and slapdash fencing made of big old plywood boards. A dispute over ownership and maintenance of the property kept it like that indefinitely for years, until discussions resumed and things worked themselves out in the best possible way. Recently the plywood came down, revealing that the city has built a gorgeous little park with lots of green space and paths and a playground. There are many kids on the block and surrounding streets, so the place is always full, and walking by it makes me so happy. You know what, I’m going to go out now and detour by there.
JustForThis* October 30, 2021 at 12:05 pm What a lovely story. It is wonderful that something comparatively small which makes a positive difference to so many people and helps to develop community actually got done. Yay for all involved!
Laura H.* October 30, 2021 at 11:44 am Minor Little Joy: I didn’t have to start the thread this week. Thank you ecnaseener! Major Little Joy: I’m writing fanfic again and the plot bunnies are picking up.
the cat's ass* October 30, 2021 at 11:50 am I am fully recovered from my Moderna booster, now on to the flu shot! The flooding we had from the torrential rain was easily remedied by rearranging some drainage. Lunch on Tuesday with a friend i hadn’t seen since pre-Covid was wonderful, and i’m having lunch with another friend today!
Elle Woods* October 30, 2021 at 11:56 am Two things: (1) making the most perfect prime rib last weekend for my mother’s birthday, and (2) getting my COVID booster.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:17 pm Cat fell asleep curled up, farted in his face and fell off the bed.
GoryDetails* October 30, 2021 at 12:40 pm Halloween decorations and costumes! Haven’t done a lot in that way myself, but many neighborhood houses have full-yard displays. And I made a day-trip to Salem Massachusetts yesterday (it’s about an hour’s drive from my house) and of course the whole town is full of costumed folk enjoying the sights. Also enjoyed a get-together with friends, to share an assortment of unusual snacks – some were from a Sakuraco snack box, and others a gift from an online friend, featuring things like squid-flavored crisps, macha-center marshmallows, sweet-potato-filled cakes, and much more. [The squid-flavored crisps were surprisingly tasty. For me the weirdest thing was the cucumber-flavored chips – fake cucumber, oddly sweet and not in the good sweet-and-salty way, just very, very weird!] Much of the fun was seeing each others’ reactions to each new treat.
Frankie Bergstein* October 30, 2021 at 1:01 pm A very, very, very slow Saturday morning of sleep, coffee, feline and canine company, AAM, books… the best restorative I’ve found for me!
wingmaster* October 30, 2021 at 1:20 pm My cat always brings me joy, but I also went to a outside art gallery this week, which was great to see!
Kathenus* October 30, 2021 at 1:58 pm I bought a coffee maker and supplies for a young woman I ran across on Nextdoor who had lost her job and was using a food pantry to help get by, and was trying to find out the best place to donate the food pantry items she was given that she had too much of or couldn’t use – which I thought was pretty amazing. She mentioned that it included coffee since she didn’t have a coffee maker, so I reached out to see if she’d like one. After a week of trying to get our schedules aligned we met last night, and this morning it made me really happy to get a text that she was making her first pot of coffee in it and loving the delightful smell as it brewed.
My Brain Is Exploding* October 30, 2021 at 2:02 pm BIG joy…got together with all the (adult) kids this week!
Angstrom* October 30, 2021 at 9:29 pm Two afternoon bike rides with fall foliage and blue sky. Smiling faces and good food on a rainy day at the farmer’s market.
Might Be Spam* October 30, 2021 at 11:12 pm It was warm enough to put plastic on the outside of my living room windows. I forgot to do it a couple of weeks ago and then it got too cold for tape to stick to anything. So today it was sunny and warm enough for the tape to stick. It makes a huge difference in my living room.
allathian* October 31, 2021 at 6:03 am I went out with a group of friends for our first night out eating indoors, and it was lovely. The food was great and the company was even better. Today I’m going to visit with a friend for the first time since she moved. It’s going to be great.
Teapot Translator* October 31, 2021 at 11:08 am Mmm, lamb meatballs. I love lamb! My Little Joy seems silly, but I’m having a stressful week, and it totally brought me joy: I have a three-punch hole that I use to be able to put my class notes in a binder and study away from the computer. It always annoys me because the holes are not exactly at the right place, so it’s always a fight to get the notes in the binder. Yesterday, I got a screwdriver and I adjusted the place of the heads. My notes now go in the binder perfectly!
I take tea* October 31, 2021 at 12:49 pm I finally read through the unreasonable work stories – all 1 995 of them! – and ended it with fogharty’s delightful story about the inflatable sex doll and the ice cream cake. It was so absurd and funny and really well written. I laughed loud and am still smiling. It was a good way to end the reading of far too many stories of petty power trips. It was a link to a Google doc, because it was so long. I’ll put it in a reply, because if you didn’t read it, you should.
I take tea* October 31, 2021 at 12:51 pm Here’s the link to fogharty’s story. It’s a bit long, but so worth it! https://docs.google.com/document/d/13amiyYzOz-l-PMkuQgMPCQkvKCVbnD_ddOFIYQKTfZk/mobilebasic
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 2:24 pm I finished my daughter’s Meg March costume for Halloween, and all the darts on the fitted bodice came out just right! It was a self-drafted franken pattern, and getting those darts and princess seams in the right place was a BEAR. If I had my druthers I’d have done at least 2 more fittings, but I couldn’t get her to hold still for it. My nightmare was that I’d have the whole thing assembled, it wouldn’t fit, and I’d have to start over. But no! We nailed it!
How to protect a truck* October 30, 2021 at 9:00 am So… our city is seeing a lot of vehicles stolen every day, something like 30-50. I’m not too worried about our own vehicles- mine is parked in our garage, which is under our house. DH’s truck is parked in our driveway and our property is fenced and gated (we have dogs). But… my youngest comes home a couple of times a year and his “new” truck (which is as old as he is) happens to be of the era and model that’s quite targeted. Suggestions for protecting? It’s a late 90s small pickup. Club? Air tag? Side story: one woman had her car and her cat stolen yesterday- on top of the general car theft problem there are some teens that steal cars from women by luring them out of their car. She was lured out and they stole her car, and for whatever reason her cat was inside. Someone found the cat and reunited her, so all is well.
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 9:08 am Oh my goodness that sounds so stressful! Is there any way he can use the garage while he visits since his car seems to be in the targeted range? If not, I think an AirTag, or maybe even a boot would help? Potentially let the air out of a tire and refill it when he needs to leave?
How to protect a truck* October 30, 2021 at 11:37 am All good ideas. I should have specified that I do worry when he’s out and about too. He tends to stay for days and has a much more active social life than DH and I. I’m not giving up my garage though, lol. I don’t think that EVs are a target, but my car is definitely worth more than his.
Damn it, Hardison!* October 30, 2021 at 9:37 am Maybe your son could park in the driveway, with your husband’s truck blocking the driveway? There are a couple people in my neighborhood who do this, but I think it’s just so no one else parks in front of their driveway (we don’t have any issues with people stealing cars, just breaking in to them).
Lifelong student* October 30, 2021 at 9:52 am In my city, blocking a driveway – even your own- will get you a ticket.
Clisby* October 30, 2021 at 3:51 pm It’s worth checking, though – in my city, it’s legal to block your own driveway if you’re blocking by parking on the street. It’s illegal to block the sidewalk by parking where your car intrudes from your driveway onto the sidewalk.
How to protect a truck* October 30, 2021 at 11:41 am That’s a good idea too. We actually have two driveways and the gated one is a circular one. DH has a parking spot off the loop that’s locked in on all sides except the one he pulls into and backs out of (trees, high retaining walls) so son could park there and dh could block it in. Dh’s truck has the find-a-car feature built in, and generally they’re not stealing new trucks.
Sloanicote* October 30, 2021 at 9:58 am My goodness, how awful! And so brazen to approach people *in* cars, that’s really next-level. I hope the police are doing something, it doesn’t seem like this would be so hard to stop, especially if it’s teens, who aren’t known to be criminal masterminds. A few planted cars with trackers would lead you right to them I’m guessing.
Idyllic Gulag* October 30, 2021 at 11:31 am Unfortunately not that straightforward in many areas. I live in a US city fairly well-known for auto theft, and if/when the police eventually respond, it’s with a shrug, a couple scribbled notes, and a report number to provide to your insurance company. As a matter of course, police don’t investigate, and the odds of the DA prosecuting even if a thief is caught are vanishingly small.
How to protect a truck* October 30, 2021 at 11:47 am Yeah they aren’t exactly arresting the teens if they do catch them, as the youth facilities are apparently quite full. The police did issue a press release a few weeks back that got air time with the local media, telling folks that line women drivers were being targeted and the basic approach was they’d pull up alongside and tell the driver that something was coming out of the back of the car (black smoke etc). The poor lady with the cat was lured out because the teens said they really needed to borrow her cell phone (sounds like they tried to be frantic about it; she fell for it). It’s so bad that there is a very active Facebook page on cars that have been stolen in the area. It’s depressing to see some of the videos that get posted – folks will go drive in areas they know stolen cars are being taken and videotape a long line of cars, trailers, trucks etc. they present as homeless camps but not quite- they aren’t being lived in. The vehicles are often covered with tarps to conceal them. The police are simply overwhelmed. It’s not just teens, it’s also car thieves that are parting out cars.
Speaks to Dragonflies* October 31, 2021 at 2:04 am The problem is they have to catch them in the act. Otherwise, all they do is fill out a report for your insurance and their done. Its seems that the police, at least in my area, are more concerned with catching traffic violations. Anything where you pay a fine and *mandatory* court costs, whether you actually go to court or not. If its like that where the OP lives, the police are nothing more than modern day revenuers. If someone stole my car out of my driveway, I wouldn’t be surprised if I got a ticket for “wasting police resources” by calling it in.
Idyllic Gulag* October 30, 2021 at 11:17 am Not foolproof, but a very simple solution I’ve used when parking in questionable areas is pulling the fuse serving something like starter or fuel pump circuits (anything critical for the vehicle to start and/or run). If your son’s truck is the model I’m thinking it is, the interior fuse box would be in the driver’s side dash area. Easy to bypass if a thief figures it out, but can be enough to give them pause. Alternatively, install a hidden kill switch. Takes a few minutes to install in an older vehicle, though basic electrical knowledge and tools are required. My brother once owned a very desirable older off-road truck; due to the desirability, he installed a kill switch that eventually thwarted at least 3 attempts to steal it. There are ways around these switches, but it adds time and difficulty to a theft attempt.
How to protect a truck* October 30, 2021 at 11:51 am Ok this is good! I will suggest the fuse first. He lives with two roommates that are very mechanically inclined and work on their own vehicles. I’ll see if he’s up for tinkering with the fuse as a starting point. I’m thinking fuse, air tag, club (though I know the clubs are easy to thwart). If the fuse thing seems like a no go then I’ll have him look at his local shop to see about installing a kill switch, or maybe he and his roommates can figure that one out.
Idyllic Gulag* October 30, 2021 at 3:16 pm Pulling the fuse is more of an “I’m parking for an extended period in a rough area every once in a while” solution. With the way automotive electrical systems are configured, a fuse is a necessary component to complete an electrical circuit, so when they’re removed the component(s) the fuse protects don’t work. For example, remove the fuel pump fuse when you park and even if the truck starts, it’ll immediately die because the engine isn’t receiving fuel. Once you get back to the vehicle, reinstall the fuse and you’re on your way. If he’s frequently parking in areas where auto theft is common, or uses the truck a lot, a kill switch would be the better solution. Typically installed under the dash, under a seat, in an ashtray, or somewhere else covert, the switch interrupts one of the aforementioned critical electrical circuits. When it’s on, the circuit is complete and the vehicle functions normally. When it’s off, the circuit is interrupted and the truck won’t start/run. Neither solution’s infallible, but speaking as someone who’s worked on older cars most of their life – and is related to a couple people who I’ll charitably say are on the “other side” of the auto theft equation – any steps taken that make a theft attempt harder or more drawn out exponentially lessen the chance the vehicle will actually be stolen.
Girasol* October 30, 2021 at 2:51 pm My old car was forever being broken into, so I used to pulled the battery cable off the terminal whenever I got out, since the battery was in an odd place. In several break-in incidents they broke two windows, took all the papers in the glove box, and took my spare fuses and fire extinguisher. They rolled a shopping cart over the roof. But although it was one of the easiest cars to hot wire, they never took the car.
Idyllic Gulag* October 30, 2021 at 3:41 pm Pulling the negative battery cable’s another solution for sure, though it will reset the clock, clear radio presets, etc. The bonus is that thieves looking for a quick score in a populated area may not want to attract the attention attracted by popping the hood to reconnect the cable, even if they can reasonably figure out what’s up. I once owned a rarely driven 30-year old car, parked outside in an urban area, that routed the entire electrical system to a fuse box under the hood. Between pulling the negative battery cable, all critical fuses, and parking in a way that made rolling onto a trailer difficult, I wasn’t worried.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 11:48 am Car tracker. There are over the counter ones but for a bit more you can have companies who install a hidden tracker that is almost impossible to find and hard to block. If the car is stolen the tracker will send it’s GPS location and then you can go get it back with the police. A friend has one on his superbike and it saved him once so far. The bike was found on the way to Folkstone in the back of a Transit, prob on the way to south eastern europe somewhere. It was 120 miles from home when the police caught it at some motorway services.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:19 pm A steering wheel lock? I’ve got one that’s a big heavy clunker of a thing. The extra time it would take to get off has deterred a lot of thieves in my area.
Idyllic Gulag* October 30, 2021 at 4:02 pm A lot of people disparage these since they’re easy to bypass – which they are – but as my previous comments allude to, anything that slows down a thief works in your favor.
PostalMixup* October 30, 2021 at 7:06 pm Yep. They’re pretty easy to get around for a thief who knows what they’re doing and comes prepared. But for a thief who’s going for easy pickings, it makes your car more difficult than the average car on the block and more likely to be passed over by the thieves.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 12:39 pm I think you can still get The Club at Walmart. It’s a metal bar you lock onto your steering wheel that prevents the steering wheel from turning, and making the vehicle undrivable. They were popular in the 90s.
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 9:06 am If you could only fire ONE character on The Office (US version), who would it be and which incident would it be? It’s a tough choice because so many fire worthy events happened on the show but I think I’d have to go with Todd Packer for literally anything he does and says. I found the cupcake episode to be particularly egregious
Astoria* October 30, 2021 at 10:35 am I guess Kevin, strictly for lack of competence. I wish they hadn’t dumbed down his character so extensively in the later seasons.
Let me be dark and twisty* October 30, 2021 at 10:38 am Ryan. What did he even do? Aside from all the relationship drama with Kelly. He really shouldn’t have been hired back after Corporate fired him from VP.
Dark Macadamia* October 30, 2021 at 11:57 am I can’t even watch the Todd Packer scenes, they’re the only part of the show I always skip. So I guess I’ve basically already fired him!
Potatoes gonna potate* October 30, 2021 at 3:37 pm Angela. I didn’t find her funny at all, she was mean and slut-shamey to pretty much everyone.
Gatomon* October 30, 2021 at 8:23 pm I’m afraid it would be Dwight, for the fire drill incident, as much as he made the show.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 12:04 pm Michael Scott. Bring in a new strong ethical manager to reset everyone’s behavior. Might not make funny TV, but it would make a better office.
Jumbo Pomegranate* October 30, 2021 at 9:08 am I have an immediate family member who has been living with me and my children since their retirement. They recently had a DUI. Their license was suspended and put on probation. They have made it clear they have no intention of changing their ways. I have witnessed them leaving and driving while I’m at work(we have home security cameras). I am suspicious they are drinking still. I also rely on them to help walk one of my children to the bus as I work too early for any daycare options for them. I am unable to change work hours or I would. I am also in the middle of an ugly custody battle for my youngest and I can’t change jobs yet. (We are so close to being done, he will use a job change too drag it in longer.) I do not want them living here if they cannot follow the consequences of the judge. However, I am the only family for 1200 miles. And I do not have a way to get my child to school unless I quit my job(Which is not feasible). What would you do?
fueled by coffee* October 30, 2021 at 9:25 am I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Sending sympathy. Are there any neighbors you trust who could walk your kid to the bus in the mornings (maybe someone with kids if their own)? You don’t say how old your kid is, so I’m not sure if the issue is leaving them unattended in the mornings or walking to the bus itself. But maybe you could have an arrangement where you drop your kid off at the neighbors’ in the mornings, and then you help get their kid home in the afternoons (or some other way of returning the favor).
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 9:27 am I’d probably do my best to set firm boundaries on driving my kids around- non negotiable, not happening. And beyond that I would let them stay until the custody battle is over and you can safely look for a new job. Once you have that new job, feel free to kick them out guilt free.
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:50 am I would set firm boundaries on driving the kids. Let time clear some of the other things off your plate, like the custody battle. Fwiw, I was surprised you were suspicious that they were drinking still, because I was absolutely confident that they were drinking still.
Morning reader* October 30, 2021 at 9:32 am Some possibilities: 1) find another parent through your child’s school that could walk with your child to school, maybe in trade for babysitting to be named later, or another favor. 2) take away or hide the car keys and/or call police if you see them leave the house with keys in hand
Bumblebeee* October 30, 2021 at 11:04 am Oh boy. Sorry you’re in this situation. I hired a university student to walk my kids to school and day care. She said it was an easy job for her that gave her some exercise and made her get up earlier in the morning! Is there someone nearby you can hire? Alternatively you can consider living with a responsible au pair rather than your family member.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:20 am I know this does nothing to address the root cause, but what are they driving? Can it be disabled or the keys taken away? My concern is that the kids might be in the car.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 11:49 am Find a morning child minder and call the police next time they drive on a suspended license. Sorry, that is rough situation, but I think you need to protect yourself, if this persons behaviour reflects badly on you then that could harm your custody case too. Good luck.
Bagpuss* October 30, 2021 at 1:38 pm Can you lock up/otherwise remove the car keys so they can’t drive? If not , call the cops next time you see them drive or call their probation officer and let them know they are regularly driving. You can probably do this anonymously and it may save a life. In relation to your child, I agree with the suggestion to look for a neighbour or au pair or child minder for the morning And also consider whether your relative is likely to be drinking when they are responsible for the child. Quite apart from the risk to your child, I would imagine that it could badly damage your case in court if it came out that the child was being left in the care of someone who was drinking, particularly if they may have driven drunk
Alexis Rosay* October 30, 2021 at 2:46 pm Are there other children in the neighborhood going to the same bus who could walk as a group? Or a local high school student whom you could pay to walk with your child? Maybe a retired person who would like some extra income? I’m not sure the age of your child or how dangerous/long the route is to the bus–not insignificant factors. But if it were me and I couldn’t find other options, I might rather teach my child to walk to the bus on their own. This relative doesn’t sound like a reliable person to care for children.
PollyQ* October 30, 2021 at 4:42 pm Various thoughts: How old is your child, and how far away is the bus stop? My sister & I walked ourselves to & from our elementary school starting in kindergarten, and it wasn’t always a short walk. Yes, it was another time, but it wasn’t statistically any more of a dangerous time than right now. If you really don’t feel that’s an option, you could probably hire a college student or find a neighborhood parent who’d be able to take that chore. Given that you’re in a difficult custody battle, I’d think the risk of having your child cared for by someone who’s a habitual drunk driver & breaking the law might be worth considering. Finally, I’d say that where your relative might have to live or move to if you kicked them out is not your problem. If they’re retirement age, then there’s probably senior social services that could help. But regardless, you need to put the wellbeing of you & your child first.
Jumbo Pomegranate* October 30, 2021 at 5:35 pm Unfortunately, paying another person is just not feasible right now. I already pay double my house payment each month for all of my children to attend childcare of some sort. This child is young schoolage and walking to the bus is not an option. In my city, not everyone is able to ride the bus. My child is attending a school in another neighborhood miles away(I live in a large city.) This family member only moved in a they traveled for work and when they retired, didn’t actually have a residence. They do not drive with my children(cameras) and my children know they aren’t supposed to drive(they don’t why). I leave for work at 5:45am to drop off my other children at daycare(they don’t transport to child’s school-we’ve begged/pleaded before school started and no one else opens early). I am unable to change my work hours. They will not give up their keys and literally keep them in their pocket at all times. I think as Dwight mentioned, I may have to ride this out until the custody is finalized.
Not So NewReader* October 30, 2021 at 9:30 pm Find out if anyone at the day care center knows of trusted people outside the day care center who would be willing to do this for you. My one word of caution. At some point, police will catch on that this person is still driving. And if he is drunk when they catch him, the penalty could be more severe such as jail time. Keep searching for alternative plans so that if this does happen you are prepared.
WS* October 31, 2021 at 12:10 am If you can trust them to not drive with the kids, at some point you have to let them make their own stupid decisions and deal with stupid consequences. Tell them up front that you don’t want them to drive, you will not support them with bail/court/picking them up from jail and the consequences are on them. You are not their keeper. If there’s a chance that they would drive with the kids, then that’s different and a major safety issue, and you should be immediately investigating hiring a high school or college student to do the bus walk (even if this isn’t the case, it might be a good idea to check out for when they inevitably get caught.)
Scratch* October 31, 2021 at 9:48 am I would kick them out immediately. I am not willing to let someone like that put my kids and others at risk. Someone willing to behave in this way is not someone you can trust alone with your kid. Not once, not ever. Can you arrange a childcare swap with another parent in your area – they walk your child to the bus in exchange for you watching their kid another time? Or trade something else for the childcare you need, if money won’t allow you to pay for it? If it came to it, could your kid move to another school? Basically, get creative and find a way to get through the next little while without relying on this person – because you CAN’T rely on them. Sooner or later they’re going to end up in jail or hospital and you’ll have to find another way to cope.
Observer* October 31, 2021 at 6:09 pm I do not want them living here if they cannot follow the consequences of the judge. However, I am the only family for 1200 miles. And I do not have a way to get my child to school unless I quit my job There are a few pieces here. 1. Based on what you have said, he’s almost certainly drinking, even while driving. NO ONE gets into a car with him, and he gets NO access to your car. Period. Beginning and end of story. 2. Do whatever you can to find someone else to get your kid to drop-off / early morning childcare (even if it’s an informal non-certified arrangement.) You’re between a rock and a hard place here – if your ex hears about this issue, he WILL use it against you. And there is the real possibility of this blowing up your life as comprehensively as quitting your job could do. So I think that this has to be your first priority. 3. Kicking this person out. I don’t think you have any obligation to keep them in your home, regardless of the fact that they don’t have family. On the other hand, I don’t think it’s your place to teach them a lesson enforce the court order. Again, that doesn’t mean that you need to keep in your house but if you decide to kick them out, it should be because you simply can’t / don’t want to deal with living in the same home as someone who thinks that drunk driving is just fine.
My Brain Is Exploding* October 30, 2021 at 9:14 am Rice Thread! Last week there were some comments about people spending more for “good rice.” What rice do you like, why, and where do you get it? I like Trader Joe’s brown rice medley, because we like to have a rice (in this case, a rice mix) with a lot of fiber and without added seasonings (too much sodium).
Meh* October 30, 2021 at 10:15 am Good rice to me means new crop, or fresh rice. But I only buy Japanese grown or American grown Japanese varieties. Probably not what you are looking for. I’m perfectly happy having good rice plain – I don’t salt it – its an accompaniment for the dish.
My Brain Is Exploding* October 30, 2021 at 11:30 am Explain “new crop.” Also, I am open to trying other rices that people love!
Meh* October 30, 2021 at 12:53 pm Nicer Asian rice is usually dated with the year/harvest and may say new crop to let you know it just was packaged. There’s a significant taste/ texture difference to me. If you have an Asian market near you, that’s where you’ll find a broad selection.
HannahS* October 30, 2021 at 10:38 am Kokuho Rose is a delicious medium grain white rice! Blue Rooster brand jasmine rice was the Jasmine rice of my childhood, and is tasty, too.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 11:16 am Yes, we love Kokuho rose and buy it in big bags at H mart. It is our default rice. We also love the new hybrids of “forbidden rice” or black rice, there are some Italian varieties in my local specialty store, they are so delicious!
Falling Diphthong* October 30, 2021 at 10:50 am Black rice and red rice, which I’ve gotten at Whole Foods.
All the Words* October 30, 2021 at 11:44 am We get our rice in 20 lb bags at the Indian grocer, usually basmati (which auto correct would like me to change to “baptismal”). It’s a smaller grain and has a pretty delicate flavor and works great as an all-purpose rice. We don’t have great luck finding brown rice in Asian and Indian markets in our area or that’d be our choice. We never buy pre-seasoned rice (you’re right, way too much sodium). That’s what a spice rack is for.
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 11:53 am Basmati usually and from the local asian foodstore, there is one only round the corner (if I threw a stone over a neighbours house I could hit the shop sort of close). I find it cheaper and nicer than the rice in the supermarkets for the most part, but I don’t eat a lot of rice so perhaps I need to try some of the varieties people have put in this thread?!
Redhairredrunner* October 30, 2021 at 12:19 pm I always have tamaki gold sushi rice in my cupboard, it is by far the best short grain rice I have ever cooked at home. The only downside is that it costs $13 a bag.
Alaska_Blue* October 30, 2021 at 2:28 pm Rancho Gordo, which sells new crop heirloom beans, also sells California wild rice and it is amazingly delicious and fragrant! It does take a long time to cook for me, which means I have to plan ahead, but it is totally worth it.
Clisby* October 30, 2021 at 4:01 pm I usually buy Basmati rice. White, because I don’t care for brown rice. Otherwise, regular long-grain white rice. With either, wash and drain it several times before cooking (Madhur Jaffrey recipe tip). I cook it in a stovetop rice steamer, which seems to be on the way to extinct, although 2 local cookware places have told me they’re looking for a new supplier.
PollyQ* October 30, 2021 at 4:20 pm I like Lundberg rice in general, and their arborio & brown varieties specifically.
Charlotte Lucas* October 31, 2021 at 11:07 am Agreed! Their rice has also been found to havelower arsenic levels than other brands.
Texan in exile* October 31, 2021 at 12:05 pm For a second, I wondered why my university was a topic on AAM!
Mannequin* November 1, 2021 at 6:39 pm My mother’s great grandmother was married to Albert T Patrick, the man who murdered the founder of Rice university.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 12:11 pm Since last fall, there is no way to discuss rice without mentioning Shiv Ramdas. This thread is pure gold. https://twitter.com/nameshiv/status/1301521850552315904?s=20
LizB* October 31, 2021 at 2:40 pm A friend got me hooked on sticky rice – often called sweet rice or glutinous rice on the bag. I get it at a local asian supermarket, and while it’s definitely more expensive than white rice from my regular grocery store, it’s sooooo good.
LizB* October 31, 2021 at 2:41 pm Should’ve mentioned: my favorite brand of it that I’ve tried is Koda Farms Sho-Chiku-Bai short grain sweet rice.
Damn it, Hardison!* October 30, 2021 at 9:30 am Recommendations for helping an anxious cat, please! My generally happy and healthy kitty is very anxious about unfamiliar people and loud noises (mostly trucks and the occasional car). We rarely have people over, but for example, she is very upset when the housekeeper is here (every other week). This week we noticed that she has licked a spot on her tummy, and given the timing, I think it’s related to the housekeeper’s visit. We do try to prepare kitty for the visits by putting her in the semi-finished basement, which she always has access to and is her “safe space,” but she often runs and hides when I try to put her down there. This week was especially hard, because after the visit poor kitty acted scared of me, and would run away every time I entered the room (thankfully she got over that in a day). Kitty has an appointment with the behavioral specialist at the vet this week, but I’m interested in what others have done to help their anxious kitties. When she’s not scared (which is the vast majority of the time), she is a very energetic, playful, and loving kitty. I’d just like to do everything I can to make her as comfortable as possible.
Dog and cat fosterer* October 30, 2021 at 11:41 am It doesn’t work on every cat, but Feliway helps a lot of cats and your situation is typical. A cat that is otherwise happy and healthy, but doesn’t do well with change. Definitely worth trying, if you can.
Dwight Schrute* October 30, 2021 at 11:43 am We had to put my cat on Prozac and it worked like a charm! He was far less stressed and stopped ripping his hair out in clumps. Before that, we increased enrichment, did natural remedies and tried a positive interruption but it didn’t work. Good luck with your kitty!
The Dogman* October 30, 2021 at 11:54 am Might be worth trying those calming treatments. Some cats are just stress-heads, and some of them need medicating sadly.
cat socks* October 30, 2021 at 12:54 pm Years ago I remember reading a book from Pam Johnson-Bennett, who is a cat behaviorist. The advice was to use a toy to help engage kitty in playing and help build their confidence. So if kitty hides when a stranger is over, try to use a toy to draw them out of hiding and maybe distract them from the new person. It’s been a while since I read the book, so I may not be explaining it correctly. I just remember she had written advice for different situations and. I think the book was called Think Like a Cat. CBD oil is pretty popular these days. I’ve ordered it from Paww CBD before to help one of my cats who had over-grooming issues. It seemed to calm him down a bit, but his issues seemed more related to allergies. I’ve tried Feliway, but it never had any effect on my cats.
osmoglossum* October 30, 2021 at 2:46 pm Bach Rescue Remedy for pets did wonders for my cats during stressful times, i.e., fireworks, vet visits, any kind of travel — including air travel when relocating from NY to CA. I put it in their water, or, if your cat isn’t a big drinker, you can put it a drop on her paw to lick off. The formula is the same as the Rescue Remedy for humans, but it’s in a base of vegetable glycerin, which is safe for pets, instead of alcohol. Good luck!
TPS reporter* October 31, 2021 at 1:52 am Can you try making the basement more inviting, like giving her treats there and comfy beds and scratchers? Maybe she dreads going there specifically. Gabapentin worked for my cat that does not like the house cleaner.
Damn it, Hardison!* October 31, 2021 at 5:05 pm Thanks, everyone! I’m going to discuss all of the options with my vet this week. The basement is her safe spot – it’s finished, so she has a sofa to sit on (usually under) and several other places she likes to sit regularly. She seems to realize that when I try to put her down there (as opposed to all the times she goes there on her own), it means someone is coming into the house. I’m hopeful that a combination of things will help her.
Injured!* October 30, 2021 at 9:45 am Just wondering if anyone know what this type of injury might be called so I can google it. After I watched a movie last Saturday night, my knee started hurting and I ended up limping around until I went to bed. By morning, the pain had increased. I couldn’t put weight on it or bend/straighten it without it hurting a ton. It wasn’t swollen and didn’t look deformed or anything. I took Advil, tried to rest it, and spent the majority of the day hopping on one leg and scooting/shuffling around. By late afternoon, the pain was gone, but my knee kind of felt weird. I’m not sure how to describe it. No idea what happened. Did I sit weird on the couch while watching the movie? Did I twist my knee awkwardly during the day and it didn’t start hurting until later? My mom said this happens to her sometimes, and explained it as something in the knee popping out of where it’s supposed to be, and it just works it’s way back after several hours of rest. It felt fine most of the week, but feels weird again right now. (Maybe tight or stiff?) Went on a walk with a coworker for half an hour yesterday, so maybe it was too soon to be using my knee a lot. Just want to figure out what happened now.
Meh* October 30, 2021 at 10:17 am Which side of the knee might help determine what happened. The inside of my right knee hurts after driving. I just have to assume it’s how I place my leg/foot on the gas.
Aealias* October 30, 2021 at 10:36 pm I love romance novels – I like the security of knowing they will end ‘happily’. Somehow once I had kids, my life is full of drama and emotional commitment, and I have none left to spend on my media! Historicals, I’m fond of Mary Balogh, early Stephanie Laurens, Courtney Milan, Eloisa James. Ridiculous, I enjoy Lynsay Sands and Shelly Laurenston. And I’m currently obsessed with sci-fi/fantasy-themed Nalani Singh. Fans of Janet Evanovich might enjoy Donna Andrews’ bird mysteries. (Interestingly, I love them because all the romance bits are dealt with in the first book, and after that it’s all kids and in-law issues. No multi-book will-they won’t-they dynamic!) I also not-at-all guiltily love children’s/YA lit. Huge recommendation for Scott Westerfeld’s Leviathan series and Peeps. Also Roshani Chokshi’s Aru Shah Pandava Novels. And Terry Pratchett’s Johnny and… books. Finally, almost nothing by Terry Pratchett is a guilty ANYTHING, I will passionately argue their literary merit, come at me, doubters! (Don’t really come at me, I’m a passionate cream-puff.) Good places to start with Pratchett (IMO) include Guards, Guards! and The Wee Free Men. BAD places to start include The Carpet People and The Colour of Magic – he hadn’t yet settled into his long form style, and I find them weaker on substance and coherence.
Princess Deviant* October 30, 2021 at 10:37 am It could be a meniscal tear. As we get older our joints can be more prone to injury as a consequence of wear and tear, then you kind of step on your leg funny and your knee gets twisted and there you go. Ouch. If it is a cartilage injury, rest and reduce the swelling, then get some gentle exercise once it’s healed. It’s certainly worth getting it checked out at a doctors or a physio though just to confirm the type of injury.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:23 am Other things to look up are patellofemoral pain syndrome (one of its symptoms is “theater sign,” where standing up after sitting for a while is painful) and bursitis of the knee.
Gatomon* October 30, 2021 at 8:28 pm Yes, I have bilateral patellofemoral syndrome and I absolutely get stiff after sitting. Getting up and moving around, or changing positions may help. I often have my legs elevated when I sit.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:21 pm Sometimes I get a nerve trapped in my joints and it’s impressive pain until it just goes back. However, I do have arthritis so my joints aren’t that normal.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 12:45 pm I’ve had knee issues, and its no fun at all! Which part of your knee hurts? My knee would hurt in the outside, but only when I walked or went up/down stairs. My pain was caused by my IT band. What helped me was going to physical therapy. They did stretches but also dry needling. The dry needling was what really stopped the pain, and doing the exercises periodically has helped it from coming back.
Girasol* October 30, 2021 at 2:59 pm Every time I have a painful joint and I’m imagining all sorts of ways that I might have damaged myself seriously, it turns out to be just simple bursitis. See your doctor, of course, but keep in mind that joints can be awfully painful for some pretty un-serious reasons.
tangerineRose* October 30, 2021 at 3:46 pm Sometimes when I’ve had knee issues, I’ve found that walking on tiptoe seems to help get things aligned.
Weegie* October 31, 2021 at 4:15 am From your mother’s description, it might be hypermobile joints. But go and see a doctor, or at least a physio.
WellRed* October 30, 2021 at 10:04 am I’m looking at getting a mattress topper to alleviate achy hips and other bones. Any suggestions what to look for? I’m 51 so I know I want something cooling not heat retaining.
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 10:33 am A lot of the better mattress toppers these days are memory foam ones and that can get hot, for that reason I’d search for specifically cooling mattress toppers (and there are reviews/lists with that aim in particular so they are out there!)
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 12:23 pm Also think about the cover/sheets you use. I think my friend recommended bamboo? She had it as a cooling cover on a weighted blanket and said it worked very well.
Expiring Cat Memes* October 30, 2021 at 10:55 am Avoid memory foam at all costs. I really don’t get the hype! It traps heat, traps your body into position, doesn’t offer good support and gets weirdly mushy over time. My formula is a very firm base to support your body properly, and a slightly giving topper to mould around your protruding hips/arms etc. I bought the firmest spring mattress I could find, topped with a firm latex topper, and a slightly smooshy quilt type mattress protector on the top of that. It’s enough to soften it and snuggle into, but it holds my body level and doesn’t get hot. I personally find that too soft a bed will give me all sorts of back/hip/neck problems.
Admiral Thrawn Is Blue* October 30, 2021 at 11:05 am I got a good one from Kohls a few years ago. 4 inch, blue cooling foam. Works very well.
WellRed* October 30, 2021 at 11:21 am They still have these but they don’t have anything to tie it to the mattress. Does it move around?
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:25 am I’m a huge fan of latex; I like firm support more than cush, but you can get it in different firmnesses. I don’t know that it’s cooling per se but it’s not as heat-reflective as memory foam. I’d see if you could try a liedown on it before purchasing, as it feels very different from mattresses or memory foam so it’s hard to predict whether you’d like it or not.
Expiring Cat Memes* October 30, 2021 at 12:08 pm Latex breathes. When I woke up this morning it was already 30deg C and 80% humidity and I was completely comfortable on my latex topper and pillow with just a ceiling fan, linen sheet and cotton blanket.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 2:06 pm How old is your mattress? Apparently they wear out around year seven or so. Normal box spring mattresses aren’t hugely expensive (like the memory foam/latex ones are). My old pillow top mattress seemed to suddenly wear out. I woke up one morning with incredible hip pain. The pain went away when I got a new mattress.
Aspiring Chicken Lady* November 1, 2021 at 12:54 pm Wool. I’ve got one that’s about 4″ thick. Wool breathes, and is cooler in summer, warmer in winter. You can fluff it up easily, and I take mine out once a year or so to lay out in some hot sun to bake out any residual moisture and freshen up. No petroleum products and a great way to use this excellent carbon sink.
I need coffee before I can make coffee* October 30, 2021 at 10:36 am I had a non-serious but annoying medical issue for 20+ years. Finally had it taken care of and I am sort of kicking myself for not finding out how relatively simple it was and doing it years ago. I will provide more detail in a reply. I am wondering if any of you have had a similar experience.
I need coffee before I can make coffee* October 30, 2021 at 10:37 am Ok, so the issue was hemorrhoids. I had the prolapsed kind which means they are inside but protrude outside. They really got much worse in the last 2 years or so; lots of discomfort along with occasional bleeding and inability to keep myself and my underwear clean. The procedure that took care of them is called “banding”, where the doctor puts a small band around the base of the hemorrhoid which causes it to wither and drop off after a week or two. The procedure literally takes 10 seconds to do, on three separate appointments (one for each hemorrhoid). I was a little uncomfortable for a day after each one, but that was it. I really feel like it was life-changing! This procedure has been around for as long as I have had the problem, so that’s why I am kicking myself (in the butt…) for not taking care of it a long time ago. So, I am curious to know your experiences, but I also wanted to let you know that if you have this same problem, see your doctor because you probably don’t have to live with it.
Anony* October 30, 2021 at 11:08 pm Thank you for sharing – I am dealing with the same problem right now. Good to hear a success story!
I need coffee before I can make coffee* October 31, 2021 at 6:47 am If you haven’t already, see a Gastroenterologist. Mine initially talked about relief strategies, diet, etc., to which I essentially said “been there, done that, and I’m done”. I have had regular colonoscopies so I knew the bleeding was nothing more serious. As I said, hemorrhoids are not serious, but they really can make your life miserable at times. I wish you success in your treatment.
Hrođvitnir* November 1, 2021 at 2:44 am Oo, another thank you for sharing! I was very displeased to get haemorrhoids in my early 30s, and have hence had some fun other things happen with my gut that have exacerbated them, and was feeling like I’m mostly going to have to manage them. I might look into if I’m a candidate to get them banded (or, I believe, cauterised) when I’m over my current health issues.
I need coffee before I can make coffee* November 1, 2021 at 7:01 pm According to my doctor, cauterising is not the recommended treatment method any more. That is a surgical procedure with all the required preparation and inherent risks. The banding has no prep whatsoever, and as I said, each one took about 10 seconds to do. The time checking in for my appointments was longer than what the procedure took. As far as being a candidate, I’m pretty sure if you have hemorrhoids, you can get them banded.
No Tribble At All* October 30, 2021 at 11:58 am Probably for 15 years. I had an ingrown toenail in my big toe after it was stepped on while I was wearing flipflops. I got it removed by a podiatrist in 8th grade, but he didn’t do a good job, and he left a small piece in. That, combined with the fact that my nail bed got misshaped after being stepped on, gave me ingrown toenails in my right big toe for the next decade. I honestly just thought everyone had a “bad toe”? Like, wouldn’t wear flipflops unless we were going to the beach, because I was afraid of it getting stepped on again… if it got gently touched in any way I would double over in pain…. I remember that the force of a sock pulling on it when I had my foot vertical (like laying down on my back with my feet pointing up at the ceiling) was painful. After browsing the ingrown toenail reddit for months, I finally plucked up the courage to go to the podiatrist at the beginning of 2021. I’d spend the 2020 enforced WFH trying all sorts of home remedies (soaking, gently trimming it, etc). Y’all, it took $400, maybe an hour total with follow-up visit, and I had them remove the sides and burn the roots of 3 of 4 edges of my big toenails. My toes don’t hurt anymore!!! It’s amazing!!! My husband is so relieved because he can’t hurt me by accidentally touching my “bad toe” anymore. Such a quality of life improvement, and I really wish I’d done it earlier!!
Hrođvitnir* November 1, 2021 at 2:45 am Congratulations! I’ve got addicted to the toe bro on YouTube and he does this procedure so often just like you say. I have very mild ingrowns and that’s unpleasant enough.
Anon for gyno surgery* October 30, 2021 at 1:26 pm I had a similar experience, and similarly want to let people know (anonymously) that they don’t have to live with it! In short: I had my hymen removed. It was rather robust and wasn’t loosening/tearing/dissipating as I went through life, and had caused smallish inconveniences for well over a decade before life priorities shifted and I had minor surgery to remove it. For me, signs/inconveniences included some discomfort inserting and removing larger size tampons, difficulty inserting and dizzying pain removing a menstrual cup, having to request the absolute smallest size speculum available for pelvic exams (and still experiencing pain), and certain fun activities being hindered by pain or physically impossible. To be clear, this was not an imperforate or microperforate hymen, which also exist. I suspected something could be done to alleviate my situation (thanks, 2004 movie Kinsey!) and had asked multiple providers over the years about the pain seeming unusual and if there was anything to be done about it (receiving no helpful information), and finally took to Google. Turns out that there is now an ICD code for “tight hymenal ring” and a gynecological surgeon can assist. It’s not a super common surgery and the internet will of course list some scary risks, so I felt less anxious when my surgeon told me, “To cause [any kind of lasting damage] I’d have to really not know what I’m doing.” I’m so glad I did it and am a big fan of my menstrual cup!
Wishing You Well* October 30, 2021 at 1:35 pm Yup. I had a severely painful condition for years, only to find out my healthcare system had a cure (also for years) they never told me about. Once I found out about the cure from another source, I made an appointment and demanded and got the cure. I’m astounded that my healthcare treated my condition many times and didn’t tell me there was a cure. The specialist treating me has 1000 patients, if that adds perspective. Lesson learned: if you have a chronic condition and there’s no effective treatment or cure now, make contact with your doctor/specialist at least once a year and ASK if there’s anything new for your condition. Advocate for yourself.
GermanGirl* October 30, 2021 at 4:33 pm Thanks for sharing. I also had a problem down under: Hypertonic pelvic floor and super painful period cramps for close to 20 years. Got it fixed within two sittings with an osteopath.
Expiring Cat Memes* October 30, 2021 at 10:37 am I’ll start the gardening thread today… how are your green babies going? Nothing exciting going on for me, but I always love hearing what’s going on in gardens around the world.
It's Quarantime!* October 30, 2021 at 10:50 am I have an aloe that gets a deep watering every other Sunday. It’s always had a hard time at my house, but it seems to be doing slightly better now that it has a grow light. I say slightly, because, although it is growing new… arms? leaves? shoots? It is also losing them at about the same rate, they get floppy, and thin, and then they detach from the plant. I don’t get it… I don’t know how to fix it. On the other hand, my “get well soon” begonia a friend gave me while I was down with active Covid is doing quite well on that same energy other week watering schedule.
Expiring Cat Memes* October 30, 2021 at 11:50 am Agreed. I would not water an aloe that much even if it were outside here in full sun during an Australian summer. Inside, potted, my succulents only get small amounts of water every 3-8 weeks depending on ambient light and temperature. Succulents have extremely fragile root systems. They’re adapted to readily take up whatever water is available, so deep watering and prolonged exposure to moisture can permanently damage their cell structures. I would move it to the sunniest spot available and let it dry out completely. Don’t water it again until the leaves darken and/or go a touch leathery.
Dancing Otter* October 30, 2021 at 9:21 pm Agreed. My dad was great with indoor plants, and he said to water succulents whenever it rains in Phoenix.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 11:44 am Let it dry out a bit, and water according to a touch test for dryness in the top inch of soil, rather than the calendar. You will probably need to water even less frequently in winter. If it’s really struggling, you may want to pull it from the pot now, let it dry for a day or so and trim any mushy or fungal-looking roots, then repot in a soil with extra sand or perlite (or pumice or whatever) mixed in, and abstain from watering for a week. Or you can wait and repot in early spring. You could try putting it in an unglazed terra cotta pot to help with moisture management, too — I think this has helped me with my indoor succulents. They are pretty resilient but easy to over-irrigate for sure!
Venus* October 30, 2021 at 5:29 pm I have an aloe that was gifted to me a few weeks ago and the soil is so dry that it is very light to pick up, and yet the plant is thriving. I’m surprised that it is still alive, but this proves to me that they don’t need much water.
The Dogman* October 31, 2021 at 8:49 am AHHHHH Nooooooo! Water Aloes once a month a bit not loads a week! I killed a load of them over the years… well more accurately my “death-touch-to-plants” tried to help with a lot of them and so they got over watered but I def killed a load myself with water. They are best treated as a slightly thirsty cactus in my mind. I would repot it with fresh damp soil and a little plant food, then water gently when the soil dry again.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:26 am It’s been pelting rain down here, so I only got a few bulbs in, but it looks like next week will be clear so I’m planning the bulb onslaught.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 11:48 am We have one, miniature, bonus tomato still trying to grow :) I have resolved to finally “retire” those struggling houseplants that are really just incompatible with my home environment.
Chauncy Gardener* October 30, 2021 at 12:32 pm In New England, so spent some time this morning organizing my garden shed and then pulling up all my plant supports and putting them away NEATLY. It felt so good! I still have mums and monkshood blooming (and some roses too-wow!) so I’m not quite ready to cut everything back.
CatCat* October 30, 2021 at 1:20 pm I’m going to try sprouting an avocado seed from this awesome avocado someone gifted us. It had dark, thin, smooth skin like a plum, but was a buttery delicious avocado on the inside. The skin was edible. I’d never seen one before. I get why they would not likely be commercially viable, but I really want to be able to eat another someday!
Doctor is In* October 30, 2021 at 3:51 pm I have loads of kale, spinach and lettuce. The kale and spinach should survive but the lettuce will be done when it freezes here in a few days.
Might Be Spam* October 30, 2021 at 11:23 pm My tomato plants are still producing. It’s pretty cold at night so I think it’ll be over in about a week. I’m going to try to root cuttings for over wintering and also try slicing a couple of tomatoes and planting them to see it anything will grow. The plants were given to me and I have no idea what kind of tomatoes they are. Some of them are definitely unusual.
Venus* October 30, 2021 at 11:49 pm If you are interested in growing them again next year then you can also try saving the seeds (put them in a bit of water, let white mold (yeast) grow on them for a few days, wash them clean and dry, store for the winter, then plant indoors 8 weeks before you put them outdoors). Drying the tomatoes without the mold stage also works! But it takes up more room for storage and isn’t easy for sharing with others, which likely aren’t a factor for you. I now hand out seeds to neighbors in March, so get them clean before I store them.
Might Be Spam* October 31, 2021 at 9:52 am Would using a dehydrator be OK or is just air drying best?
Venus* October 31, 2021 at 4:41 pm If it doesn’t get hot then should be fine, but I admit that it’s not my area of expertise. Tomato plants are known to grow along railway tracks and in the woods because people eat tomatoes in sandwiches then poop them out and the seeds thrive in their new location, so tomatoes tend to be resilient!
Clisby* October 31, 2021 at 9:45 am Two of my three orchids are now budding again. No signs from the 3rd yet, but all three bloomed back in the spring, so I have hopes.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 11:32 am Crocus & daffodils planted, just ahead of a rain even. I’m about to change my mind and bring geraniums inside after all because the stinkers just all started blooming.
Dental patient* October 30, 2021 at 10:43 am Follow-up on a post from last weekend’s open thread: I saw the dental surgeon again this week, and thankfully he didn’t make any more offensive comments. I do have to see him again in December, though, so I wonder if I should hold off on any action until after then.
Saying thank you to customer support? (Still)* October 30, 2021 at 10:53 am Here is something I have been thinking about quite often: what are your thoughts about sending a new message just to say thank you when it comes to interactions with customer support? I specifically think about situations where you need to submit one of those forms online. I tend to get very helpful and timely responses and I never quite know what I should do: on the one hand, I think a “thank you” might really make somebody’s day and make them feel appreciated, which probably doesn’t happen nearly as often as it should. On the other, I never know if me sending another message will create a new ticket or make it bothersome in some other way; maybe the system requires them to reply to every message, or they are going to need to file my response in some way. I might be overthinking it, but — those of you who have worked replying to emails and online tickets, would you be happy to hear a thank you, or would it be just another message cluttering up your inbox? Usually in life I tend to err on the side of saying thank you when in doubt, but for some reason this particular scenario seems especially tricky to me. What are your thoughts?
tangerineRose* October 31, 2021 at 5:22 pm Yep, send it. And if you can include specific compliments, that will be appreciated.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 11:31 am If it’s in an email thread or the ticket is still open, send it! Aside from the warm fuzzies, it can actually be helpful to the person, since after all it is a measure of their job performance.
Nacho* October 31, 2021 at 12:29 am If you just reply to an open ticket with “thank you”, that doesn’t help them at all, since there’s no way the manager will see it. You can try escalating the case to a manager with your praise, but I’m pretty doubtful that that kind of thing is actually considered when it comes to our raises. I’m not saying don’t do it, but don’t expect it to be anything more than saying thank you to someone who helped you out.
Charlotte Lucas* October 30, 2021 at 11:46 am Send it! Customer service sees a lot of complaints, but the gratitude can be thin on the ground. I still treasure a copy of a thank you letter I was included on years ago. (The sender had recorded the name of every person who had helped with his issue & included them.) It can mean a lot.
mreasy* October 30, 2021 at 5:57 pm If they send a customer service survey, a good rating there is better than the thank you (and you can usually add a comment). Otherwise, send the thank you! The email will light up their ticket pipeline but it won’t create much more work if you send it on the same chain – just a helpful way to close the loop and be kind to folks who probably need it!
Squirrel Nutkin* October 30, 2021 at 9:15 pm Also, if you can get the information, you can send that thank you/praise to their boss!
RebelwithMouseyHair* October 31, 2021 at 4:57 am Send the thank you and ask where you can fill in a form to rate the person (make sure they understand that you’ll give them a glowing report).
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 11:38 am I say thank you in the last message of an email or chat thread, so when they say “anything else I can help with,” or the equivalent, I reply with “No, that’s everything, thank you for your help.” Normally they close it out with some type of “thank you for choosing xyz Company.” I wouldn’t send an extra thank you or start a new message thread, because I already said it. If I forgot to say it, I wouldn’t start a new thread anyway. If they are working from a queue, there’s no guarantee that the person who helped you would even see it, and the other person isn’t going to know what it relates to.
Teapot Translator* October 30, 2021 at 11:26 am What are some techniques to deal with stress when you objectively are going through a stressful period of your life and you can’t just go and have a nap or decide to do nothing for a whole day? I am objectively busy until next Sunday night (school, work and life all converging to make me miserable), and unfortunately, the coping mechanism that have decided to “activate” are not useful ones (i.e. I’m doing stuff that I should not be doing instead of the things I should be doing, but which are stressing me out). Should I put music on? Should I put a timer on and practice breathing exercises every hour??? Should I have a good cry about it even if it means losing precious time???
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:30 am So on the one hand the time crunch is real; on the other, I find that getting my brain out of that focus space for a minute or two is really helpful. All your three thoughts seem viable, but I personally would get the most benefit out of playing music and then moving my body–awkward dance break, jumping jacks, whatever, but push the heartrate and respiration up a little. It may seem counterintuitive, but for me it helps burn off some of that stress adrenaline and music is a huge mood changer.
Teapot Translator* October 31, 2021 at 10:50 am Thank you. You’re right. My body is feeling the stress and there’s no outlet. I need to get it moving.
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 12:32 pm Outsource everything non-essential if you can. Cleaning? Can be done after the crunch. Cooking? Get in easy to make/ready meals/order stuff. Anything not essential is not essential and hopefully gives you a bit more time.
Teapot Translator* October 31, 2021 at 10:52 am Yeah, I went to the supermarket and bought stuff I can just put in the oven while I do the other things I need to do. Cleaning has been outsourced long ago because I used to get through this crunch times more often and I just can’t get myself to clean. I’m fortunate that I can pay to have the service.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 1:03 pm If you can, and it doesn’t give you a splitting headache, go for the cry. I’m the absolute worst at bottling these things up and didn’t cry once during 2020…until everything came crashing down. Else – I’ve got a 30 minute sand timer. I set that, go do something I’m supposed to be doing and then once it’s run down I can stare out the window, or put a video of rain falling on a car roof or the engine room of the USS Enterprise noise for a bit. It’s kinda like giving me permission to daydream.
Teapot Translator* October 31, 2021 at 10:54 am I ended up crying a bit and it did do some good. I’m going to try the daydreaming. I have noticed a dependence in screens. It’s frustrating even if I know they’re designed to be “addictive”.
Still* October 30, 2021 at 1:13 pm I recommend the pomodoro method, with one caveat: when it’s time for the short break, I am NOT allowed to be on my phone. That just makes the break feel like it’s been 30 seconds long. Instead, I sit and look out of the window, or sip on my cup of tea, or put on a song and dance… Just let myself be, but with no screen time!
Teapot Translator* October 31, 2021 at 10:58 am No screen time is hard! In part it’s because they’re designed to be “addictive”, but also because playing games (Nonogram) on my phone is a way my mind tries to soothe itself (anxiety coping mechanism). I think it does momentarily soothe my brain, but then, I stay up too late playing games. :(
Fellow Traveller* October 30, 2021 at 5:03 pm For me small things I find that help: -outside time, even if it just a walk around the building – phoning a friend – meditation app (I like Smiling Mind) – or similarly, i use a different mediation app that sounds a gong every hour (or whatever interval you decide), and when I hear the gong, I try take a moment to breathe and be aware of my surroundings and have a grateful thought, until the sound fades away. – sun salutations. – giving yourself a lot of grace and asking, “What is the next right thing to do in the next ten minutrs?”
Teapot Translator* October 31, 2021 at 11:00 am Thanks! I hadn’t thought of trying sun salutations. I have had a yoga class every week with the same teacher for over a year now and I think I could do the sun salutations by myself.
Tib* October 31, 2021 at 10:12 am It seems like your productivity is declining and in response you’re doubling down on work and not giving yourself real breaks. You’re taking breaks in the form of procrastination but they aren’t as satisfying and helpful because your brain/body is having to sneak and steal them. And all that is affecting your productivity and morale. Breaks are best when you *give* yourself the time and opportunity to take a well-defined pause away from work. For me that means getting out of where I’m working, taking a short walk outside, a short exercise burst, a short cleaning burst, meals should be full, scheduled, and eaten at a table while not working. For me that crying break would be *enormously* productive. I’d release frustration and other emotions and be more productive after. Focus music can be great; both because of the music but also because setting up the music can be a cue for work time and activities. The pomodoro method can also be good, but not if you’re having to force yourself to work the full work period. If so, try shortening the work period to the amount of time you can easily focus and then take a break. I also do really well when I have two projects running at once. They can’t be the same type of work: it’s best if one is creative or something like organizing or decluttering. Success in the secondary project creates momentum and productivity in the primary project. These things are going to feel like you’re wasting time and that what you really need is to buckle down and force yourself to work harder. But your body and brain are telling you that this isn’t working. You’ll be better off if you work with yourself and give yourself what you need. And don’t let any desire for perfection get in the way of getting this done. If you can extend the deadline, do it. If you can reduce the scope of the project or the final product, do it. I just handed in my coding boot camp final project a week late, ugly, and partially non-functioning because I just needed to be done. I didn’t like doing that at all, but I know that I wasn’t making progress and I needed to be doing something different. Hopefully you have the flexibility to do something similar.
Teapot Translator* October 31, 2021 at 11:02 am Wow. You’re describing exactly what I’m going through this weekend. I’m having a fight with myself (I want to power through; another part of me wants to rest by procrastinating). I’m going to try your method this week. Thank you.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 11:28 am Crafting thread? Tentative because wondering if I should get into knitting… tell me what you like about it! Help me before I drop hundreds of dollars on gorgeous yarn! My worry is that I don’t want this to become like my sewing projects, where I buy all the lovely materials and then…don’t do it. I realized there is some friction for me in starting up a sewing session because I have to get everything out and put it away again almost every time (apartment). So I’m hoping that the ability to knit while sitting on the couch will help with the motivation hump. I am planning big scarves and wraps, but actually I want to make a sweater for my dog and I need to build some skills first.
twocents* October 30, 2021 at 11:37 am For building skills, what I did (and still do, actually, there are only so many scarves one needs) is to buy cheap af yarn and knit it into kitten blankets that I deliver to a local animal shelter. The kittens don’t care if the result is uneven or ugly, the shelter doesn’t care because the purpose is just to give the kittens something comforting to snuggle, and it lets you dip your toes in the hobby with something not overly expensive and not overly time-consuming.
Dancing Otter* October 30, 2021 at 8:27 pm Very good idea. However, while looking at cheap yarn, think about the fiber a little. Cotton yarn can be difficult to knit, because it has no give at all. Difficult in the sense that it can make your hands actively ache, even for experienced knitters. (Yes, it can be done, but don’t set yourself up to fail as a beginner.) Plain wool, on the other hand, will felt if machine washed. This isn’t prohibitive for kitten blankets, if you make them larger than needed, but the resulting fabric is pretty flat and dense – not super snuggly. My recommendation would be to look for a wool/acrylic blend (or superwash wool, but that’s not so cheap): look for machine wash and dry on the label, but with some wool to make it less plastic-y.
Lifelong student* October 30, 2021 at 11:47 am Try crochet- it is much more forgiving that knitting. Yarn crafts in general require much less getting out and putting away- a skein of yarn, a crochet hook or knitting needles and a small pair of scissors can be in a tote bag next to a chair- doesn’t require lots of STUFF. There are great you-tubes for projects of all kinds.
Charlotte Lucas* October 30, 2021 at 11:55 am That depends. I think there are definitely preferences. I have done crochet but prefer knitting. And lefties sometimes have problems because most of the instructions are using the right hand. (I think there’s more online now.) Try both! :)
Rara Avis* October 30, 2021 at 9:15 pm My lefty 13 yo taught herself to crochet from YouTube — she found helpful lefty resources!
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 1:04 pm Is it easy to learn? Asking this because I have half a house full of my sewing projects and actually wouldn’t mind a different craft.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 2:27 pm I learned to crochet when I was 6, so my inclination is to say yes? :) And I taught myself to knit in my early 20s using mostly the Idiot’s Guide.
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 11:44 am Yes, crochet is probably the easiest to learn because it’s exactly the same action every time. The difference in types of stitches are just how many times you wrap the yarn and pull through, or where you poke the hook. Knitting is slightly more fiddly because you have 2 implements and you can do frontwards stitches (knit) or backwards (purl). But even so, children with typical motor skills can learn it by age 7-8, or earlier if they have the patience.
Charlotte Lucas* October 30, 2021 at 11:52 am Knitting is a wonderful craft for when you want something portable (if it’s small enough) and that you can do while talking or watching TV (if it’s a simple enough pattern). Start with a nice yarn that feels good in your hand – I recommend trying worsted weight or heavier. Lion Brand yarn is a nice mid-priced yarn that generally knits up pretty nicely. I learned from books, but if you have a local knitters’ guild, that’s also a great resource. And pretty much everyone appreciates knit dish clothes, hats, etc. as gifts.
Windchime* October 31, 2021 at 5:13 pm I learned from books, too. As well as from videos (check out the videos made by Very Pink Knits for some great beginners tutorials). I knit and crochet both; there is a place for each but my favorite is knitting. It’s very soothing and rhythmic to me. Dish cloths and hats are a great place to begin–they are quick projects that don’t go on forever, like a sweater or an afghan does. Good luck, OP!
pumpkin socks* October 30, 2021 at 12:16 pm The only way you’re dropping hundreds of dollars at the begining is to buy top tier yarn for a sweater. Even top tier yarn for a pair of socks is not that much money. I’d buy medium quality yarn and … just make stuff. Make stuff that you’d want if it turned out well, and accept that it may not be perfect. I make stuff I wear, so I’d do: mittens/gloves/beanies. Put in a few hours just to practice – while watching TV or listening to podcasts. Like you I live in a small apt, and setting up/cleaning up after sewing is a definite barrier. I’d sew more if I didn’t have that barrier. But my knitting lives in a bag near the couch, and no one notices. The only barrier is reaching my arm down, and that’s not a big one. Knitting is also portable – I can do it on public transit, or when meeting friends for coffee. (I can chat and knit, or if that’s rude, knit while I wait, if they are late). As for what I like about knitting: I get stuff I’ve made at the other end. And knitted socks really do keep your feet warmer.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 12:43 pm Annoyingly, I think I am top tier or bust. But the main problem is that I start looking at cute projects and I get Big Plans :) I do have chronic cold feet, so working up to knitting socks would probably be very satisfying!
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 11:52 am Fingerless mitts, bookmarks, or coffee-mug sweaters are all good mini projects for small amounts of nice yarn. They are just rectangles, with the mitts or mug cozies being sewn up the side with a gap for thumb or handle.
Imtheone* October 30, 2021 at 4:21 pm When you are learning, stay away from the very fuzzy yarns. It’s hard to see your stitches clearly and harder to unravel. Ask me how I know!
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 11:47 am Boucle or nubby yarns are tricky for learning, too. You want a smooth twist.
HamlindigoBlue* October 30, 2021 at 12:51 pm I started out knitting and then picked up crochet. I like both. It’s easy to accumulate materials, though. Over the past year, I went a little overboard on buying mystery boxes, so I’ve got all this yarn that I need to turn into *something*. I join pattern tests to force me to finish projects. Yarnpond is a good site for enrolling in pattern tests. I check out the open test calls, and if it’s something I have the materials for and a technique I’m interested in, I’ll apply. I like it because it forces me to learn new techniques and finish a project on a deadline while getting rid of yarn that would otherwise just be taking up space. Also, I get a free pattern out of it. I’ve always gotten the finalized pattern and usually (not always, but most of the time) a code for a free pattern from the designer’s store.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 1:12 pm That is very interesting! Makes sense of course but I’ve never thought about how testing is farmed out.
HamlindigoBlue* October 30, 2021 at 1:30 pm I’m not quite sure how they choose their testers either, but I do know that when you create your account on Yarnpond, you can share your Instagram and Ravelry name, so the designers can see what projects you’ve already done. After the test, the designer rates the testers and vice versa, so you sort of build your reputation. I don’t get chosen for every test I apply for, and they usually want one or two testers for each size. Now that I’ve done several pattern tests, it seems like I get chosen for anything I apply for as long as the size I apply to test isn’t already filled.
Knit Designer* October 31, 2021 at 8:52 am I’m a designer that has used Ravelry in the past to recruit testers. My designs so far have been at the low end of intermediate skills. I pay a lot of attention to potential testers’ past projects in Ravelry when recruiting. But as a new designer I don’t have a lot of pulling power so I’m very open to being someone’s first test knit. Designers pay to use Yarnpond. I’m signed up with them but haven’t used them yet. Because I’d be paying, I’d look for a tester with experience from that source. Ravelry has lots of tester groups, if you join (it’s free) and search the groups using the search term “tester” you’ll get a list of the currently active ones. Also, if there is a designer whose work you like, join their group as more established designers often recruit just from that source. If you are looking for projects to get started with, to build up your projects, Ravelry is a great source of free patterns, but many of them have not been tech edited. It helps to look for free patterns with a lot of projects and a good rating for “ease of instruction”. Of course, if you can afford to pay for a pattern it’s great to support a designer’s work. Personally, as a baby designer, I know that I’ve got some amber flags for experienced testers. I’d look for a bit of Ravelry history, and at least 3 projects completed. 101 half completed projects would be an amber flag for me, and a very recent joining date together with active posting in the testing group threads and nowhere else would be a red flag for a “take the patterns and run” situation. I’m very happy to answer any more detailed questions about the testing process. I’ve run 2 tests through Ravelry and been a tester for a more established designer. I absolutely loved both experiences. After a Covid/family issues/health issues long break I’m gearing up to get some new tests going in December. Even the act of answering this has got me all enthused. I’m using a different name for this post and not sharing my Ravelry name as I don’t want to cross the streams and I definitely do not want this to look like a disguised promotion for my work.
knit 2 purl 2* October 30, 2021 at 3:19 pm If your end goal is to knit a sweater, then you need skills that scarves and small blankets won’t give you. I recommend mittens or hats. I think mittens are the best first project for skills because: 1) They’re small, portable, easily restarted if something goes wrong, and for really basic patterns, pretty quick to make. Also, you have to do it twice – more practice! 2) They can be made with any size yarn – though for a first attempt at skills, a mid-weight yarn is best. 3) they can be knit flat or in the round depending on what you want to learn. 4) Basic cuffs almost always require a knit/purl ribbing giving good practice in the two basic stitches. 5) They require learning to increase AND decrease stitches – this is where it differs from hats which for most patterns will only do decreases. Find instructions aimed at teens for the easiest explanations/patterns.
knit 2 purl 2* October 30, 2021 at 3:23 pm Forgot to add: mittens, hats, and socks will always fit SOMEONE, so no matter how it turns out, there will be someone that can use it. We just won’t mention the baby bootie (yes, singular) I crocheted once that would fit bigfoot!
Christmas Carol* October 31, 2021 at 8:36 pm No matter what the size, single sox can always be hung on the mantle for Santa.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 12:30 pm If you know any long time knitters, let them know you are starting to learn, and ask for their suggestions for where to get a small amount of stuff to start with. If they are like me and my friends, they may have extra yarn left over from completed projects that they will happily give you to free up space in their craft areas.
Susie* October 30, 2021 at 8:29 pm I LOVE fancy yarn. That said, most of my projects recently are for kids so I have been buying Knit Picks Wool of the Andes super wash yarn because it’s washable. It comes in beautiful colors and cables have great definition. I learned the hard way that maybe fancy yarn isn’t the best choice when I bought some hand dyed silk-wool blend yarn for my first nibbling’s baby blanket…beautiful blanket but in the end not useful because it was too time consuming to wash. I do love splurging when I can—I made my sister some beautiful lace mitts with an amazing silk blend yarn and my MIL some cabled throw pillows with a beautiful cotton. But for those projects, I get only what I need. I don’t buy yarn just because it’s pretty, as much as I want to (especially once I discovered Lady Dye’s Bridgerton inspired yarn) I also love knitting because it’s easy to pick up and put down. For more complicated patterns, I have a stitch counting app, but I do try to pick patterns that are beautiful but only have a 10ish row repeat so I can memorize them. Lace patterns usually meet this criteria. I am going the other way with crafting—I’m trying to pick up embroidery. Right now, I’m just using my limited skills to do some visible mending, but I’m excited about learning more. I can cross stitch, but I prefer the look of embroidery.
RagingADHD* October 30, 2021 at 10:14 pm Things I like about knitting: Soothing and rhythmic. Visible progress. Aestheticily pleasing. Portable! There’s no need to buy a lot of stuff to learn. Find a small beginner project or a kit. One set of needles, one ball of yarn.
ronda* October 30, 2021 at 11:41 pm I just started crocheting and started with a group making squares for Warm Up America donation. it is good for me to learn the basic stitches and get rid of stuff that I dont really want to keep :) This particular group has yarn donations, so they are providing the yarn for me to learn too. I was able to make two 7×9 inch squares for the project in 2 different stitches in the the 1st week, and come back and ask the questions that brought up for me. So I found the group very helpful. If I had projects I wanted to do for myself I think the leader of this group would probably be helpful with some guidance on that. When I was looking at videos to try to understand some stuff about what I was doing I did see a website that had a tutorial on making a dog sweater. I found it when looking up how to read a crochet pattern (those things are written in secret code!) look for the how to read a crochet pattern on heart hook home website. She explains what each instruction means and had links to a video tutorial for making the dog sweater. (I didnt look at the video, only looked at the article)
Rainy* October 31, 2021 at 1:03 am One of my cousins recently had twins after trying for many years, so I am knitting newborn hats right now. :) I’m being cautious about it, because after 30+ years of knitting and other stuff I have arthritis in my hands and wrists, and I want to be able to actually finish these hats. I like knitting a lot because I can do it while watching tv or reading a book, and there are a lot of things that I personally feel look better knitted than crocheted. Start with cheap yarn and not so cheap needles, rather than vice versa. Aluminum needles really aggravate my arthritis because they’re hard and they suck the warmth out of my joints, so I use bamboo or wood. Sometimes plastic, but I prefer natural materials for my needles. There are some nice sampler style quilt patterns that are knitted in squares with different stitches and cables and other techniques, you could try one of those to build some skills. Scarves and wraps aren’t going to do it as well unless they’re more shaped than scarves and wraps usually are. :)
Koala dreams* October 31, 2021 at 6:26 am My best tips: Start with small projects, for example pot holders or scarfs for plushies. Ask at a yarn shop for recommend yarns. Wool and some acrylic yarns are good for practice, but different yarns are good for different things, so tell them what you want to do. I use cotton for pot holders. Look for youtube tutorials. Try different ones if the first doesn’t make sense. Practice when listening to music, podcasts or watching TV. Buy cheap supplies second hand. Put yarn in a box or basket where you’ll see it, so you can enjoy the yarn every day. Look at it, feel it, throw it into the basket from different distances.
Cormorannt* October 31, 2021 at 8:27 am I have always loved sewing and still do it, but I got I to knitting because it is portable and I can do it on the couch while watching TV. It’s now my main crafting outlet and I’ve gotten quite good at it. I did have to institue a personal rule that I cannot have more than two projects going at once. I have to finish one before I start something new. My mother taught me the basics as a kid. I’ve learned more advanced skills (cabling, color work) through instructions in books or the occasional YouTube video. I think it helps a lot if you are a visual learner. If you are not, it helps to have a friend or a local yarn shop where you can get assistance. I’ve helped a lot of beginner friends and the biggest issue is they get stuck because something has gone wrong but they don’t know what. Then the project gets set aside for months until they have time to seek some help. I highly recommend “When Bad Things Happen to Good Knitters” by Ahza Moore and Marion Edmonds. It’s funny and has great advice for fixing problems so you don’t get stuck with a yarn disaster. Good luck!
Knit Designer* October 31, 2021 at 9:10 am I love knitting and I always have an easy and complicated project on the go at the same time. Easy means rhythymic kitting, maybe while listening ot music or watching the TV or taking public transport. Complicated means engaging my brain and ending up with something truly beautiful. Sometimes one project combines the two. Eg setting up the neckline or shaping the armholes is a complicated part of a sweater, but just knitting the rows or rounds of the main section is soothing and easy. I use circular needles rather than long sticks. It’s much easier to hold the weight of a large project on a cable resting on your lap than on the 2 needles. An added bonus is that there is no second needle to lose as both needle tips are on the same cable. Each method has it’s pros and cons, but it is worth trying both. I would say to get the basic stitches down pat early on in learning. Even stitches really do improve the look of a finished object and the only way to get there is to do lots of knits and purls. Using a variegted, semi solid or kettle dyed yarn is a great way to disguise uneven stitches in earlier projects. Then decide what your thing is: textured sttiches, lace, cables, colour work, there are so many directions to go in. The Techniques forum on Ravelry is a great resource, you ask any question and within an hour you will have detailed advice, links to technique videos or internet posts. It’s like having an army of wise aunts at your disposal, based globally so someone somewhere is always up to answer your query.
Might Be Spam* October 30, 2021 at 11:45 am I need some ideas for redirecting a conversation when someone goes off on a (non political) rant. I have a friend who gets triggered by random topics and starts complaining about his ex. There was plenty of fault on both sides and it’s been two years. I try to be a supportive friend and he’s grateful for the support I’ve given, but I’m at the BEC stage when he complains. Any conversation suggestions to redirect him when he starts ranting again? He might be complaining so much because we don’t have a lot in common other than our hobby group and the fact that I went through something similar with my ex. I’m not good at smalltalk and I’m running out of ideas.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 11:59 am I think there are a variety of possibilities depending on your conversation styles, ranging from “Dude, enough with the Jane already–it’s been years now. What streams are you watching lately?” to “Bob, can we move on from this topic? I feel like it’s been exhausted now and it’s not good for either of us to go down that spiral again. What streams are you watching lately?” But basically, say enough and then pivot. If you’ve been friends with him for a while presumably you’ll have some medium talk–topics you know you both have an interest in and can sustain a conversation about.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 12:07 pm Have you tried pointing out that this is a pattern that you would like to see change? Since you have a similar experience, you could even frame it as something he can do for you: [after saying “yeah that’s so tough” or other validating phrase one more time] “You know, I realized I’m spending more time and head space on Ex than I want to, so could we take exes off the conversational table going forward?” Or maybe pitch it as simply avoiding negativity in your day to day life? I suggest making it about you because IME chronic complainers don’t really want solutions or to change how they think about whatever it is, so just avoiding the topic is the best thing you can do. Maybe you’re not really close enough to this person to have this kind of re-calibrating talk. You could try to come up with a list of chat topics when you know you are going to see this person: movies, shows, books, hikes or food, even things you don’t have in common per se can be interesting to talk about! For example, you bring up a book but the two of you don’t read the same genres, you can ask what it is they enjoy about their genres and you can reply in kind. It may feel clunky or sort of false to plan topics rather than have a naturally flowing conversation, but oh well! Sometimes a conversation has to make an awkward left turn!
Not A Manager* October 30, 2021 at 2:58 pm I wouldn’t “redirect” him. I’d just be direct with him. “The situation with your ex sucked, I’m sorry it happened, but I’m not the right person for you to keep discussing this.”
PollyQ* October 30, 2021 at 4:14 pm I’d be straight with him and express it purely as what you need/want, rather than what’s good for him. e.g., “Dude, sorry, but I’m really burned out on this subject. Let’s talk about something else. Have you seen [latest blockbuster/streaming sensation/last week’s big sportsball game]?”
Pennyworth* October 30, 2021 at 5:33 pm I sometimes over-think about my ex, have occasional flashbacks (it was not a good experience) and I have found that talking about him actually keeps him in my head, where I do not want him. Try telling you friend that she doesn’t deserve to be occupying so much real estate in his brain, and change the subject.
Charlotte Lucas* October 30, 2021 at 11:59 am I have a “just wondering” question. Often I read things where people from the East Coast talk about buying an apartment. What does that mean? In the Midwest, we rent apartments and buy condos, townhouses, & houses. It seems to be somewhat distinct from a basic rental agreement/lease but not the same as how condos work, from what I can gather. Can someone explain it?
Charlotte Lucas* October 30, 2021 at 12:18 pm What’s a co-op? That has a very different meaning here.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 12:24 pm What meaning are you thinking? I see co-ops in Chicago that run the same way as the NYC ones–you buy a share in the corporation that entitles you to live there, rather than buying the unit. They’re just less common than in New York, and sometimes are more crunchy than vintage.
Charlotte Lucas* October 30, 2021 at 12:31 pm That must be for people outside of my societal orbit. And definitely not something in other Midwestern cities. No one I know in or around Chicago has ever lived in a co-op. To me, co-op are places you buy a membership to and get to shop at a discount. Or something farmers join to be independent of Big Agriculture.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 12:35 pm Right, it’s just a different (and older, I believe) legal structure than a condominium for organizing how the shared ownership of the building works. It is like the hippie food store, though, in that you buy a membership/ownership stake, and it entitles you live there much as the store membership entitles you to shop there. They rare outside of NYC. In my area, co-ops are basically just like the weirder version of condominiums, but I know in some places there are co-ops that are more for preserving affordable housing stock. There are also really rare organizations called community land trusts formed for that purpose. There’s a Washington post article called “Condo vs. co-op: Know the differences” for more
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 12:46 pm Yes, there are those too. It’s probably one of those things where you could linguistically map which use is predominant. But plenty of places have both kinds of co-op simultaneously even if the linguistic use tilts toward one or the other–New York is also rife with food co-ops, for instance.
I got nuthin* October 30, 2021 at 1:02 pm I’ve known people in Chicago and nearby suburbs who have owned co-ops, one in particular was wealthy and another in particular was pretty low-income. The low-income one had a monthly co-op fee of over $900 a month in a building without elevators (and this was a fourth-floor, vintage building). I found the co-op concept interesting to think about, versus owning a condo or house.
I got nuthin* October 30, 2021 at 1:03 pm *Fourth-floor unit (top floor) in a building with no elevators
Llellayena* October 30, 2021 at 12:23 pm It essentially means buying a place in a building like an apartment building. Essentially like a condo, but may not have quite the same setup for a tenant run condo board and such. I don’t have direct experience, but I suspect that in places like NYC, some buildings are run by property management companies but the residential units are bought rather than rented. This can especially be true if there are offices or retail in the (giant) building since a condo board would not be able to run/regulate that well and keep up with the building maintenance and improvements.
Charlotte Lucas* October 30, 2021 at 12:39 pm Thanks! That makes sense to me. In the references I’ve read, it seems clear that it’s not a regular lease set-up, but also not exactly a condo. I think if there is that distinction in realty around here, people just call them condos in everyday speech. Also, it sounds very much like the way townhomes often work.
BritChicka* October 30, 2021 at 6:52 pm I don’t know what a “condo” is, but here buying an apartment means exactly the same as buying a house, only the property you are purchasing happens to be an apartment rather than a house. Maybe it’s different there; here the difference between buying a house and buying an apartment is like the difference between buying a Ford or buying a BMW.
londonedit* November 1, 2021 at 4:46 am Not quite, though, because most of the time if you buy a house then it’s freehold (i.e. you own the house and the land it stands on) but if you buy a flat/apartment (British/American term for the same thing; a specific unit within a building of other similar units) then it’s usually leasehold, which means you own the flat itself (and leaseholds are usually decades if not hundreds of years long) but not the land it sits on. Which means whoever owns the freehold on the building can charge ground rent and other fees, and they have to be consulted on things like renovations (especially where it’s a house that’s been converted into flats, as is common in cities like London – sometimes in that case the individual flats will all come with a share of the freehold, but sometimes the freehold is owned by one of the flats or by someone else entirely). We don’t have things like condos and co-ops (I’m still not sure what a condo is) so you’re right that the purchasing process is the same whether you’re buying a house or a flat, but what you actually own can differ between the two.
Reba* October 30, 2021 at 1:16 pm Co-ops are owner-run, in fact co-op boards are kind of notorious! Both condos and co-ops can hire management companies to run things, but both are still controlled by boards.
Nancy* October 30, 2021 at 4:12 pm Some people just say apartment instead of condo, with nothing more to it than that.
Venus* October 30, 2021 at 5:35 pm That is my experience. There are condos for townhouses too, so condo is not equal to apartment.
RagingADHD* October 30, 2021 at 10:23 pm The difference between buying a co-op apartment and buying a condominium is the legal paperwork, which then affects the way the building is run. With a condo, you buy the actual unit that you live in, and the property management company makes decisions. With a co-op, the building as a whole is owned as a corporation, and you buy a certain number of shares in the corporation. Then you lease the physical unit from the corporation. So the residents are shareholders, elect a board, and vote on certain decisions just like shareholders of any other corporation. And larger/more valuable units have more shares, so they get more votes.
MechanicalPencil* October 30, 2021 at 12:02 pm I am back with more cat questions. I got some great name suggestions last week (week before?), Which I so appreciate. I’m still sort of feeling out what might fit my little foster fail best. Now I come to you asking for your best covered litter box suggestions. My large dog has decided to… I’ll let you finish that sentence. It was never a problem before because boxes and dog were separated and supervised. Now… ew Foster fail is likely going to be a tiny thing (3 months, ~2.5 pounds), but she IS still a growing girl. She is a decent climber, but I worry she won’t get the hang of those one way boxes. I could be overthinking it. The large idiot dog is a Cane Corso mix, so he has an enormous head. I think most boxes have smaller entrances so no worries there, so long as he didn’t go Hulk smash that couldn’t have his… Snacks. I’m hoping this is just a weird paternal quirk left over from before I adopted him (he did have at least one litter he helped raise). Please help. I’m thoroughly grossed out.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 12:22 pm I don’t think that’s an individual quirk, I think that’s basic dog. However, I’m seeing that MSG added to cat food makes the stool less enticing to poopy pups. That might be easier than getting kitty used to a different litterbox arrangement.
Elspeth McGillicuddy* October 30, 2021 at 4:41 pm Yep, all three of the dogs we’ve had enjoyed “cigars”.
Mannequin* November 1, 2021 at 8:07 pm Sifting through the cat box for the almond roca is just what dogs *do*, lol
Dark Macadamia* October 30, 2021 at 12:31 pm Do they make baby gate style barriers with cat doors? We kept our toddlers away from the litter box with a baby gate that our adult cat could jump over, but you could try something that blocks the dog but lets you go over and the cat go under?
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 12:52 pm Cats can jump over a standard baby gate no problem. Well, unless they are quite elderly.
Dark Macadamia* October 30, 2021 at 2:10 pm Yeah but I wasn’t sure if that would work for a small kitten recovering from health issues
Rainy* October 30, 2021 at 5:13 pm A lot of baby/pet gates now have a “knockout” style mini-door in them that functions like a wicket-gate but for cats. My parents have a hallway gate (used to keep the dogs out of the bedrooms) that they have to put the wicket-gate back into when we visit because it is the perfect size for cats but also the perfect size for our dachshund to hop right through.
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 12:51 pm Ha, yeah. Dogs love “tootsie rolls”. We keep our cat pans in a bathtub that we don’t use, which keeps our 30 lb dog out. If she were bigger, I’d either keep the bathroom door closed and install a cat door in it, or use a baby gate to keep the dog out.
HamlindigoBlue* October 30, 2021 at 1:01 pm The cat box I like the best (the Luuup litter box, it’s just a sifting box that works really well for us) doesn’t come in a covered version, but I’ve seen a lot of tutorials on how to turn a storage tote into a covered box using any litter box you like. People have gotten pretty creative with adding a small rug and decorating the outside of the box. We followed a similar DIY guide to make a hamster cage out of a storage tote. I’m always amazed by the creativity of others because I would never have thought to turn a storage tote into a covered cat box or hamster cage.
cat socks* October 30, 2021 at 1:03 pm My sister-in-law bought a litter box enclosure to keep her dog out. It looks like a bench, but has a small opening for the cat on the side. The lid lifts up so you can clean the box. She also used a baby gate to keep the cat and dog separated when she first brought kitty home. We made our own covered litter boxes out of plastic storage containers. I used a hairdryer to heat the plastic and my husband cut out the opening. If you go that route, you can customize the size of the opening.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 30, 2021 at 2:24 pm My husband built a box out of plywood that basically fits over the cat box, has a small opening on one side near the bottom for the cats to get in and out of it, and has a not-attached top that has a cat bed on top of it, since it’s next to a window. (And when he scoops the box, he just lifts the top off. He could hinge it, but that was more work than he wanted, so it just rests on top of the frame.) I have snarked that as a result of the pets (the cat who demanded a cat box so she would stop peeing on my dog beds and the dog who liked to clean litter boxes, which was why there wasn’t a cat box in this area of the house — there are three others elsewhere in the house that the dog couldn’t get to unsupervised) my house went from having two full and one half baths to two full, one half and one quarter, and the quarter bath comes with a balcony view :P We found that a regular covered litter box was not sufficient enough to deter the Elder Statesdog Gone Beyond from getting to the … snacks. (And the time she got the lid stuck on her head was enough to remove that from being a consideration.) That’s why we ended up with the enclosure around a regular box rather than a box with a cover. (It also accommodates cats who don’t like covered boxes, which is one of ours.)
Missb* October 30, 2021 at 3:06 pm Ha. Yeah our litter box is on the enclosed back porch (cat can get there through a cat door from inside but can’t get to the outdoors unless the dog door is open). We have a little shelf that it sits under, and dh crafted a piece of wood with another cat sized opening cut out as an entrance. The box sits sideways under the shelf so the cat goes through the wood opening and then takes a left to go into the cat box opening. That keeps the pups out of the tootsie roll zone.
Kw10* October 30, 2021 at 3:48 pm https://www.chewy.com/door-buddy-door-latch/dp/143816 This supposedly keeps dogs out while letting cats in. You would just have to put the litter box in a room the dog doesn’t need to be able to get to. I actually keep the litter box in a storage closet, which would also work well with something like this.
KR* October 30, 2021 at 11:31 pm If your dog is anything like mine, she’ll stick her head right in the covered litter box, or tip it over if they can’t get inside. We have a Door Guard (Amazon search “door guard pet” should bring it up that keeps the litterbox room door closed with a gap just big enough for my cat, and easily unlatches to get in and out. I also have a baby gate with a cat door that has worked well in the past.
WS* October 31, 2021 at 12:17 am I have 3 cats and occasionally dogsit a large dog. One of my cats is very long and couldn’t use a covered litter tray because he just didn’t fit. I got a huge plywood storage box from a cheap furniture place, turned it upside down, put the litter tray in it, cut a cat-size hole in each end of the box, and voila, the litter box was safe from the marauder. It also helped contain smells and kicked out litter.
Lizzie (with a deaf cat)* October 31, 2021 at 1:05 am I have only seen baby gates with vertical bars, that cats easily stroll through. Back in the dark ages I had a playpen, lightweight wooden base with barred sides and open top, and when my toddler nephew visited I would stand my TV in it so he couldn’t reach the controls. Something like that upside down over the litter tray would work well if you had enough room, and be a handy flat surface while still easy enough to move for litter cleaning. Have always wondered about the covered boxes and whether they get too fumey for the cat, as the ammonia wee smell can’t dissipate easily. My cat has an open box and yells for it to be cleaned after even the smallest wee.
Lizzie (with a deaf cat)* October 31, 2021 at 1:12 am There’s a school of thought that dogs eating cat poo can benefit from the different substances and immunities in the cat’s gut biome. Maybe that is what stimulated the research into human fecal transplants!
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:26 pm Washed out after a particularly brutal migraine. Any recommendations for stand up comedy I can watch while I try to remember how to human? I really like Jimmy Carr, Reginald D Hunter, Ed Byrne and Billy Connolly (basically I got no issues with potty mouths). Not fond of Michael McIntyre.
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 12:35 pm James Acaster is hit or miss, I prefer him on panel shows, but he’s really good in terms of it being ‘easy’ to watch because he’s good on the social issues front (aka I don’t have to worry about sometimes that hit you get from stand-up) Non stand-up, but for comedians and just feelgood, Taskmaster is amazing.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:42 pm Only seen him on QI, but will take a look.
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 12:45 pm His series of Taskmaster is also very fun. It’s all on All4 now as well, so easy to load up! (lol, apologies for pushing, but it’s basically THE comedy show for everyone I know for the past several years)
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 12:49 pm I will push alongside you for Taskmaster. Taskmaster NZ is also excellent, and I am now exploring the non-English Taskmaster series–so for the Danish is the best but the Norwegian one is quite good as well, and they’re all subtitled on YouTube. I find it also lovely that there is a teenaged fan with a Taskmaster podcast, and Alex and several of the NZ performers (and one writer) have gone on it.
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 1:00 pm NZ Taskmaster is on my list to watch, a number of people have vouched for it.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 1:07 pm I loved both seasons but the second is even better than the first.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:51 pm First I’ve heard of taskmaster but looking it up now!
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 1:02 pm Essentially it’s five comedians being given ridiculous tasks, hosted by Greg Davies and Alex Horne. It starts a little slowly in series 1 but very quickly hits its stride, really easy to watch, funny with moments of /pure/ brilliance (sometimes cleverness, sometimes sheer madness).
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 1:03 pm Also just a note, I struggle with second hand embarrassment a lot, so some comedy shows are not for me, but for some reason even though it feels like Taskmaster should set that off, it really doesn’t at all.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 1:05 pm I love Greg Davies standup! Definitely gonna watch this.
LDN Layabout* October 30, 2021 at 1:10 pm He very much goes for a harsh, authoritarian role in this and it’s HILARIOUS. A lot of the show’s success rests on the dynamic between him and Alex.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 2:15 pm @LDN–though I do warn people who might be put off by that that it’s actually Alex’s show; maybe it’s an American response, but the treatment can feel pretty extreme if you don’t know which one’s really the boss.
Chauncy Gardener* October 30, 2021 at 12:35 pm Old Eddy Murphy standup, if you don’t mind him being totally and completely politically incorrect!
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:41 pm I’ve watched (and enjoyed) a lot of Chris Rock, I figure Eddie Murphy is kinda the same ilk? Basically, despite fighting tooth and nail for equality irl, I’m actually ok with politically incorrect comedy sometimes. I mean, Jimmy Carr is offensive across the board!
Helvetica* October 30, 2021 at 12:49 pm If you like Ed Byrne then Dara O’Briain seems like a no-brainer! Always brilliant. Also – Aisling Bea is hilarious, and from American comedians, I’m really into Taylor Tomlinson. Her Netflix special is fantastic.
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 12:51 pm …would you believe I’ve never watched any of Dara’s stand up? Off to rectify that.
HannahS* October 30, 2021 at 9:42 pm Strong second of Aisling Bea! Sarah Millican might be right up your alley, too, and lots of her stuff is on YouTube.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 12:58 pm Where would you be watching? YouTube has great clips of the Live at the Apollo series, which can be excellent as a comedian taster; if you’re looking for streaming (I can’t always remember where I’ve seen these), I’ve liked James Acaster, Phil Wang, Maria Bamford, Michelle Buteau, Patton Oswalt, Michelle Wolf, Ed Gamble. I’ve also just stumbled on YouTube sets by Rosebud Baker, who is a hilarious blend of super dark and perkily cheerful. BTW, the Jimmy Carr interview on the Parenting Hell podcast is absolutely fascinating (as well as funny).
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 1:07 pm YouTube, Netflix, Amazon Prime but I also purchase shows on iTunes and Amazon if they look good. Got some Craig Campbell (think that’s how it’s spelt – Canadian comedian) purchased on iTunes.
CTT* October 30, 2021 at 1:22 pm Some kind soul has uploaded the original Margaret Cho HBO routine to youtube. The visual quality is horrible, but the audio is good and it holds up (I’m giggling thinking about the “do you know who Prince is” bit)
Let me be dark and twisty* October 30, 2021 at 1:49 pm I like Jack Whitehall, John Mulaney, and Russell Howard. You can find their specials on Netflix. Jack Whitehall also has a show with his dad called “Travels With My Father” and I enjoyed it. It’s not exactly stand-up comedy but it’s very amusing. Jack is the goofball and his father is more or less the straight man.
CJM* October 30, 2021 at 2:28 pm I highly recommend Craig Ferguson and The Late Late Show clips (often full shows) on YouTube. His opening monologues and “tweets and emails” segments reliably make me laugh, and I enjoy his interview style too. My favorite interviews were with fellow comedians like Russell Brand. There are many hours of Craig’s shows on YouTube if you like them. I hope you feel better soon!
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 2:44 pm He does an amazing interview with Richard Ayoade, who is famously difficult to interview (Richard vs. Krishnan Guru-Murthy is hilarious).
Keymaster of Gozer (she/her)* October 30, 2021 at 4:07 pm I absolutely adore Craig Ferguson, although I’ve only seen his standup (we generally don’t get US talk shows over here) after I saw he’s an old friend of Peter Capaldi who is kinda a long time crush of mine :)
Tea and Cake* October 30, 2021 at 6:57 pm Daniel Sloss and Hannah Gadsby might be a good match for you. Katherine Ryan maybe? 8 out of 10 cats does countdown – Jimmy Carr with rotating comedians on panels is great!
The teapots are on fire* October 30, 2021 at 10:21 pm Sarah Millican is hilarious and a serious Scottish Pottymouth.
HHD* October 31, 2021 at 3:03 am I second Sarah Milligan (who is from Newcastle, which isn’t quite Scotland) and Joe Lycett
RagingADHD* October 30, 2021 at 10:29 pm Kathleen Madigan is on Netflix, very earthy and funny. I heard Hannah Gatsby’s “Nanette” was very heavy, so I haven’t seen it, but her subsequent show “Douglas” was great.
Hearts & Minds* October 30, 2021 at 11:00 pm John Mulaney, Kathleen Madigan, Jim Gaffigan, Richard Jeni, Wanda Sykes
willow for now* October 31, 2021 at 12:37 am Robert Schimmel and Jim Jeffries – both very blue but they make me howl.
Knit Designer* October 31, 2021 at 9:17 am Gina Yashere. She’s just brilliant, but had to leave the UK for the USA to get the kind of work she deserves. Try her youtube clip on the differences between American and British racism to see if you like her style. I’ve seen her live a couple of times and would kill to get a ticket if she ever comes back to the UK to do shows.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 12:40 pm Jimmy O. Yang cracked me up, although it quickly got too raunchy to be watching with my teenager.
Planet Q* October 31, 2021 at 5:33 pm Jim Gaffigan is hilarious. You can watch short clips on YouTube and longer standups on Netflix. He’s also in a show as an actor so make sure you are getting the standups. And i hope you are feeling better.
Exif* October 30, 2021 at 2:05 pm Seeking advice from experienced cat owners. My tuxie is from 8 to 10 years old, and her claws are changing in a way I’ve never seen before as my cats have aged. They used to be tiny bulbs with very long thin points, easily clipped back. They are now very broad and curved in a way that in a human would be called ingrown (but aren’t for her because they extend/retract), with the quick extending almost all the way to the end of the claw. There is almost no area that can be clipped, so she’s constantly getting stuck on blankets and clothing. I’m trying to grind them flat, but there’s very little room to work with. She loves lying in the window, but I can’t allow it anymore because she could get caught in the screen. Ideas? I’ve looked at claw caps, but the shape isn’t close enough that they would fit.
I got nuthin'* October 30, 2021 at 3:42 pm I’ve never heard of this, but I know their nails can change as they get older. Have you asked the veterinarian about this? I wish I could see a picture — I think I get the idea from your description, but that’s not always one of my talents.
GraceC* October 30, 2021 at 4:33 pm The claws of one of my cats got thicker as she got older (although more like 18+ in her case) and it was because she was clawing less frequently and not shedding the outer layers. The vet had a tech hold her steady and showed us how to manually help the shedding along by pulling gently at the claw – I’d suggest talking to a vet rather than trying anything yourself, though.
mreasy* October 30, 2021 at 5:47 pm This can indicate other health issues. I recommend talking to the vet – and even if it’s an isolated thing, they can clip them and show you how.
Melody Pond* October 30, 2021 at 10:40 pm I’ve had many older cats, this has been a thing with all of them. I believe after a certain point they get worse at maintaining their own basic hygiene, and what you are seeing is the result when they can’t “shed” their own outer layer of nail by scratching on cat scratchers. You can still trim it back to basically the same point you would have done previously, just go slow and err on the side of trimming less rather than more (to avoid trimming past the quick). Big chunks of nail on the top and bottom of the nail/claw may flake off as you do this – this is what your cat would normally have removed on her own through scratching. In fact, if the big chunks above and below come loose but DON’T flake off completely, you can often use tweezers to grab them and remove them. At that point, you’ve removed stuff both at the end of the nail, and the top and bottom, and what remains is much closer to the nail you were probably used to seeing when your cat was younger. I personally used regular human toenail clippers, though I always needed my spouse to hold/scruff the cat while I did this. Of course, you can always pay a groomer or vet to do this for you, too, they will almost certainly be able to handle it.
WS* October 31, 2021 at 12:21 am Claws do get longer and thicker with age, but the quick extending all the way to the end is unusual and can be a sign of hyperthyroidism. I have a 15-year-old boy and his back claws are too thick for me to trim at home, but I can still (just) do his front claws, and the quick is just the normal size. Maybe take her to the vet to have this checked out?
Lizzie (with a deaf cat)* October 31, 2021 at 1:32 am Hi Exif, many of my cat’s claws are like this, almost a wedge shape rather than a graceful curve with a sharp point. And quite opaque too. She no longer chews her claws to stop the layers building up; sometimes I find what looks like a monster claw on the carpet but it is hollow, just the outer unshed layers. I encourage her to use her cardboard scratchy boxes, and she likes to claw a bristly doormat, but generally I have to get the vet nurse to cut them about 4 times a year. As it is just a manipedi they charge for the clipping (generally $20) and not for an appointment as well.
Windchime* October 31, 2021 at 5:21 pm When my previous cat got old (he died at 19 years), his nails got really brittle and I would find this claw husks laying around. I was afraid to clip his nails because they would kind of shatter, so at that point I would just get the vet to do it for a few bucks. It was worth it because I was afraid of breaking them or cutting them too close.
JustAnonToday* October 30, 2021 at 3:41 pm I have jury duty coming up. I’m in the USA. This worries me because although I’ve been vaccinated for COVID-19 and plan to get a booster shot soon, jury duty used to be a lot of waiting around inside around a lot of strangers, and I don’t know if they can do much to change that. I can’t defer it again (I did that last year). Has anyone been to jury duty in the US since Covid started? Any tips, reassurance, anything?
I got nuthin'* October 30, 2021 at 3:46 pm Can you call the clerk of the court or jury office and ask questions about their COVID protocol? If their answers didn’t make me comfortable, maybe you can get a further deferral just telling them you have COVID concerns. And maybe your doctor can provide a note, if necessary. I wouldn’t want to do jury duty right now, either, especially if I didn’t know how seriously they were taking COVID.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 4:06 pm I’m going in November. Our county has been pretty good on protocols, and like you I’ve already had a deferral. There is a call-in the Friday before that will cut some of us loose, and I’m hoping I’ll be in that group; if not, hopefully they’ll still be doing the “if you’re not impaneled by noon on Monday, you’re free.” I’m not crazy about doing it, but I’ve mitigated my overall risk a lot in other directions, and it desperately needs to be done.
Lifelong student* October 30, 2021 at 4:31 pm I have to report for jury duty on Monday. Masks are required. I will complain if I have to sit near anyone else!
Heffalump* October 30, 2021 at 4:38 pm I was called for jury duty a couple of months ago. Literally 10 minutes before I was about to head down to the courthouse for jury selection, I got an email from the bailiff saying they’d assembled the juries they needed and I was excused. It was my understanding that had I gone through jury selection, I would have been led to a computer and been questioned by the defense attorney and prosecutor via Zoom, MS-Teams, or whatever. How it would have been handled if I’d made it onto a jury, I don’t know. But I live in a state, county, and city where attitudes and practices re COVID are pretty sensible in general.
653-CXK* October 30, 2021 at 5:51 pm My last jury duty in MA was in 2015; they sent me a notice in 2019 but ended up getting a letter saying “we don’t need you on this date, but you’re not excused either, so you may be called in the future.” That was two years ago, so I am pretty much overdue to be called. (On the other hand, I served on two juries in 2011 and 2015.)
Not So NewReader* October 30, 2021 at 9:43 pm Call the court. In NY the courts have to have a plan to keep everyone apart. Masking is not optional. Check with your doc. See if you can get a legit note to be excused because of risk.
RussianInTexas* October 31, 2021 at 1:09 pm I did jury duty in October. Masks were required, the jury assembly room was spaced out. I was not selected for a panel, but spent about 4 gifts in the jury room, it did not feel unsafe. It was a brand new large justice building with new ventilation and all that.
LizB* October 31, 2021 at 2:49 pm Did you actually get called to report in person? I “served” a term of jury duty last fall, but in my case it consisted of calling the phone line twice a day to see if my group would get called in, and it never did, and then my term was up and I didn’t have to call anymore. I didn’t ever do it pre-covid, so maybe that was always a part of the process and you’re already past it, but it was very nice. They were very determined not to bring anyone into the building who didn’t absolutely need to be there.
Heffalump* October 30, 2021 at 3:45 pm In line with the general llama theme here, today I saw this at Target: https://www.target.com/p/lloyd-the-llama-decorative-vase-white/-/A-77793688#lnk=sametab I went home and found that a search on “llama planter” yielded many hits. This was just one of them.
Potatoes gonna potate* October 30, 2021 at 3:52 pm Anyone find that they get less and less tolerant of certain sensations etc as they get older? I’ve been noticing lately I get more easily agitated when I’m at a store and trying to complete my transaction and there is either lots of background noise, loud noise, or repeated loud noises. A few examples….trying to speak to teh cashier and the music is blaring AND their loudspeaker making announcements is right above us. Or speaking to the clerk at the post office and the person next to me is extremely loud (not rude, just loud) so I have to lean closer to the clerk. One time, an employee (I think a shift leader?) was standing on the side while customers were checking out, and there was this constant car horn sound, turns out it was their phone making that noise. Yesterday, there was a beep going off and a bell dinging every 2 seconds. (While I get agitated, I don’t take it out on the cashier.) Another thing I can’t stand as of late is the sensation of anything wet or moist. Esp condensation on cups (which is ironic b/c I *only* drink ice cold drinks lol). To mitigate that I use insulated tumblers or a sleeve to hold coffee cups. and always keep something to dry my hands. The feeling of an errant hair on my face, I will end up clawing at it to get it off….. The last two are kind of recent but the first one has been going on for years, so can’t blame the pandemic on that…
Paris Geller* October 30, 2021 at 5:07 pm I don’t know if it’s gotten worse as I’ve gotten older, but I’m with you on the first. I hate the way most stores are set up — they are SO. LOUD, and I don’t even mean the other customers! The music, the “remove your item from the bagging area” noise of the self-checkout. . . I feel I have to take a nap after every grocery trip.
Sue Smith* October 30, 2021 at 6:01 pm Regarding the DIY checkout, this works at one of the two grocery stores I go to. One of the icons on the touchscreen is for volume control, and there are three levels: louder, softer, and muted!
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 12:45 pm Thank you, I will look for that. My wish list item for self check stations is a button that says “yes I know how this works” to give me a few minutes of quiet.
Potatoes gonna potate* October 31, 2021 at 3:12 pm Ok self check out at a grocery store is a whole other topic. The worst ones I’ve ever seen are at Shoprite and Stop & shop, apparently their machines are extremely sensitive that the slightest delay or anything and it automatically calls over assistance. Target & Walmart has the best IMO.
Paddy O'Furniture* October 30, 2021 at 9:01 pm Loud music playing in restaurants, bars o stores really bothers me more and more as I’ve gotten older. There are some that I will not patronize because of the music. I swear there are no longer any regular radio stations that I can stand anymore, maybe NPR and some of the public radio stations but that’s about it. I used to always have the radio in the car, but increasingly I find it to be an annoying distraction and I keep it turned off.
Rara Avis* October 30, 2021 at 9:21 pm I think hearing loss is a factor in my own frustration with background noise. Masks and plexiglass screens make it even more difficult for me to hear anyone.
Mary Connell* October 31, 2021 at 12:01 am Have you been diagnosed with a sensory processing disorder? Occupational therapists may be able to help. You may also want to see if your insurance will pay for a neuropsychological assessment.
Potatoes gonna potate* October 31, 2021 at 10:46 am No I never really considered that. I could be wrong but I read somewhere that it could be SPD if you have a physical reaction to those stressors. I just get agitated, but no physical reaction. I could look more into it though
RebelwithMouseyHair* October 31, 2021 at 5:05 am Noise, definitely. I can’t stand background noise. I now try to go to the supermarket between 4 and 5 which is quiet time for people with autism, and it’s heavenly. I already only go to the smaller ones because there’s less chance of babies crying at the till. It seems to be getting worse with age.
Esmeralda* October 31, 2021 at 9:11 am First problem (noises): get your hearing checked by an audiologist. I had that same problem for a long time. I recently got hearing aids. O. M. G. Incredible change for the better.
Potatoes gonna potate* October 31, 2021 at 3:49 pm Interesting – I can look more in to that. What was your problem with it? agitation at repetitive noises (bells, beeps, knocks, taps etc) or just loud background music in general? I do think having a hard time hearing people is more of a pandemic thing b/c of the plexiglass and masks making it hard to hear/understand sometimes.
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 11:57 am I dunno if it’s age or circumstance, but I got a lot more tactile overload after having babies, because they are just ON YOU ALLA TIME. It’s like I didn’t have enough touch tolerance left over for other stuff.
overeducated* October 31, 2021 at 1:19 pm Yes, I have small children and I find it easy to feel overloaded because it is never one thing at once, everyone needs something different at the same time, kids want to talk while adults need to plan stuff, etc. I want to introduce my kids to more music, but we put some soft piano music on the other night and I couldn’t parse all the voices around it. So my tolerance is lower because I’m always at the edge of it.
Potatoes gonna potate* October 31, 2021 at 3:25 pm Ooh that’s interesting! Touching doesn’t bother me as much – some of these were annoyances (loud music)/preferences (cold drinks) pre-baby/pre-pandemic that are way more intense now. There is this whining noise the baby makes that drives me up the wall but I think any parent can relate? haha.
Ampersand* October 31, 2021 at 2:46 pm Yep! For me, I don’t know if it’s been a function of age, having a baby, or both. After having my kid I noticed that all the annoying sensory things I didn’t like but could tolerate became intolerable—things like my hair bushing against my neck or getting in my face when the wind blows, or part of my clothing being damp/wet, or shoes being uncomfortable/not fitting exactly right…I can’t easily handle those things anymore. It’s been three years since I had my daughter and this seems to be the new normal for me. I just try to mitigate the irritation as much as possible. Errant hairs are probably my biggest pet peeve. :)
Potatoes gonna potate* October 31, 2021 at 3:47 pm Ha, solidarity. I’ve had my hair in a bun since 2020. I can’t stand having wet hands. or wet shoes or anything getting wet really. Hair in my face. Can’t believe I didn’t make that connection between having a child and this haha
Decidedly Me* October 30, 2021 at 4:40 pm Does anyone use a sunrise alarm clock? Any recommendstions or experiencesto share? I started waking up and starting work earlier during summer, but at this time of year, I’m waking up in the dark even though it’s not that early. I’m not actually even needing to wake up with the sensation of sunrise (I wear a sleep mask), but if I wake up and peek, it’s good to know if it’s nearing time to wake up vs still the middle of the night. Also, once it’s time to wake up, a sign that it is indeed morning. Ideally, something that I could turn the alarm part off on, as I’m already used to my phone’s alarm, but not a deal breaker.
Helvetica* October 30, 2021 at 5:01 pm I bought one last year and it is good. I have the Philips Wake-Up Light HF3532/01 which has bought the light and the sound, although you can turn the sound off. For example, I have the light on for the weekends but not the sound because I don’t need to be woken up. To me, it did make a difference in feeling more energized and more ready to get out of bed, even in the total darkness.
GraceC* October 30, 2021 at 5:28 pm The other week I used accumulated reward points to buy what I think is the most basic Lumie lamp, the Sunrise Alarm (around £35-40) and I’ve really noticed a difference. It’s a bit of a faff to set up, and if you accidentally unplug it you do have to reset everything, but you can turn off the alarm (or rather, turn the sound down to zero so the alarm is light-only) and turn off the red light of the digital clock. It has the “lights slowly brightening for thirty minutes before wake-up” option, and also the “sunset” button (lights slowly dimming for thirty minutes). It needs the instruction booklet to set up, but once you’ve inputted times, it’s very intuitive.
fposte* October 30, 2021 at 5:47 pm I love mine–I have two different Phillips models, one in the bedroom and one in the living room, so I’m not plunged into night again once I’m dressed in up. Both of them allow you to set to light only with no sound.
HannahS* October 30, 2021 at 9:23 pm Yup, I use a basic Phillips one in the winter. Its 100% fantastic and changed my mornings.
The teapots are on fire* October 30, 2021 at 10:25 pm I have the Sunrise System SRS320. You can turn off the sound, and I do, because if you hit snooze it snoozes the light and sound both, which I do not want. It’s reliable and bright.
not that Leia* October 30, 2021 at 4:51 pm Seeking recommendations for some easy listening (or reading) content to get back into a comfort level with the language. Specifically not looking for lessons or anything duolingo-like. I was fluent in French about 20 years ago. I’d like to find some podcast or books on tape in French that I can listen to (while working or doing dishes etc) that can help train my ear back to familiarity with sounds and vocabulary so that maybe eventually I can join a conversation group. Looking for lightweight, highly engaging, non technical content… would appreciate any recommendations from the Francophones out there!
Anon in IL* October 30, 2021 at 5:37 pm YouTube has a lot of audio recordings of books in French. I look for translations into French of books I have already read in English, so as to follow along better. If you want something more colloquial, there are also many French stand up comedians on You Tube.
Imprudence* October 30, 2021 at 5:44 pm Duolingo has french podcasts, they are interviews about aspects of Francophile life with english interjections to help you with the vocabulary. OTOH, DH is reading trashy crime novels, specifically Maigret, which he buys online second hand. It’s giving him an interesting vocabulary….
GermanGirl* October 30, 2021 at 6:19 pm I like to start out with books I already know in my native language. For French, Le Petite Prince would be a classic of course, but it’s rather short so if you’re mainly going for high volume you can do something like Harry Potter, too.
photon* October 30, 2021 at 7:05 pm Spanish was my first language. Four years of high school and I still could not reclaim it. Piggybacking off this if people have similar ideas for Spanish.
GermanGirl* October 31, 2021 at 4:24 am For Spanish, there are some really good telenovelas. To start with, try Mi Vida Loca by the BBC as it’s aimed at language learners. I’ll put a link in a comment. Then once you get comfortable, try “real” telenovelas.
GermanGirl* October 31, 2021 at 4:25 am Here’s the link to the BBC’s telenovela: https://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/spanish/mividaloca/
Mary* October 31, 2021 at 9:02 am I really enjoyed Madre: Sólo Hay Dos on Netflix. Duolingo has a podcast for Spanish too. Lots of channels on YouTube, like Why Not Spanish, Real Fast Spanish. I think there was an open thread on this in the last month or two. I’ve also been taking private lessons over Skype focused on improving my speaking ability and fluency. I think the key, for me at least, has really been immersion as much as possible. ¡Buena suerte!
Squirrel Nutkin* October 30, 2021 at 9:24 pm Maybe some easy TV shows you like dubbed in French via YouTube? I’m currently working on reviving my German by watching German-dubbed *Columbo* clips — they’re a total hoot. I don’t think I found much French-dubbed *Columbo*, but there’s probably SOME show you like that has been put into French. I also turn on the closed captioning so that I can sort of see what they’re saying if my listening comprehension isn’t great. It doesn’t always work (auto closed-captioning can be a little random), but it helps.
not that Leia* October 30, 2021 at 9:42 pm You Tube is a good suggestion, thanks. I need something non-visual because ideally I’d listen while cleaning or working, so it hadn’t come to mind!
Public Broadcast Nerd* October 31, 2021 at 12:46 am I haven’t listened to Radio Canada (francophone CBC) in a while, but I have always enjoyed at least some of their content when I was an active listener. https://ici.radio-canada.ca/ohdio/balados Recommended podcasts from CBC hosts: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/podcastplaylist/6-french-podcasts-you-need-to-start-listening-to-1.3736185 I used to enjoy listening to A Propos (1988-2018). The main conversation is in english so not immersive, but they discuss the french language with examples and francophone music, and I enjoyed the host. https://www.cbc.ca/apropos/episode/ The show has a new host and is named C’est Formidable I have always loved Patrice L’Ecuyer who is a host of many TV shows. I had a quick look on Youtube and found this bit where he is forced to take a bit about himself rather than contestants on a show, and I think it is hilarious but know that it is focused on a NSFW medical topic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os58M4tG9zY These are a couple examples of his shows. Thank you for an excuse to enjoy a good memory from years ago! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-rZS0le7ww https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgBdKrW6F9w
Emma2* October 31, 2021 at 12:19 pm I am not a francophone, but can recommend some french podcasts that I listen to. Radio France has a lot of podcasts available – the ones I listen to are typically political or cultural, so might not be the lightweight podcasts you are looking for, although they are not very deep. Grand Reportage has some excellent episodes – but is focused on global news topics. On the lighter end of the spectrum 2 Heures de Perdues is essentially a group of friends talking about a film. Each episode is a particular film, and the conversation is very casual. That might be useful if you are trying to get back into the language of casual conversation, and obviously if you pick an episode about a film you know it will be easier to follow (a lot of the films they cover are Hollywood films). I quite enjoy Le Book Club – in each episode a guest is interviewed about her personal book collection, and speaks specifically about 3 books that are important to her. I generally enjoy talking about books, which is clearly why this podcast appeals to me.
londonedit* October 31, 2021 at 12:20 pm I like the podcast Français Authentique. The episodes are short and fairly simple to follow, and each one deals either with a phrase or idiom, or with something that sparks from the host’s life.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 12:48 pm I recently discovered r/french. There is a running thread about French music at the moment.
Isobel* October 31, 2021 at 2:16 pm I liked Coffee Break French – the episodes are quite short as the name suggests and there are various different seasons at different levels. You listen to the topic or conversation, then the hosts go through and unpick bits of grammar, idioms and so on.
HamlindigoBlue* October 31, 2021 at 5:10 pm Have you looked at the News in Slow French podcast? I listen to News in Slow Spanish, and I’ve found it helpful. The stories remind me of something you’d find on NPR. They’re interesting, and I’m always learning something along with the language.
Paris Geller* October 30, 2021 at 5:06 pm I am a very messy person. I don’t want to be, as I think my life would be easier if I wasn’t, but it’s definitely my natural state of things. I’m trying to get better, but have others who had a tendency toward mess & clutter found any strategies that work for them? I’m interested in keeping things both tidy *and* clean (so tricks on how you get yourself to put things away but also how you get yourself to sweep the floors more than once a . . . *mumblemumble*) What has helped most so far is working with my natural tendencies, particularly for tidying. If my purse is suppose to make it to my bedroom when I come home, it’s never going there, so I moved my purse hooks to right by the door. I’ve been doing what I can in that regard, but I live in a small apartment and so for some things that’s not always feasible.
Rainy* October 30, 2021 at 5:30 pm FlyLady and UFYH are both methods that I’ve known people to use successfully so if you haven’t checked those out I’d take a look. For me personally, there are three things that make a big difference in tidying. The first is, make sure stuff has a spot. Even if it’s “crap that accumulates on the end table goes in this basket under the end table until I can sort it”, just having a place where it is supposed to end up makes it easier to keep surfaces clear. And the spot needs to be convenient, like your purse hook thing. The second is, if I notice something I don’t like and it will take less than 10 minutes, I remedy it immediately. The cat kicked litter on the floor? I have a special broom and dustpan for that in a convenient location, and I immediately do a quick sweep. I put my work bag down in the middle of the room Friday night and now it’s Saturday morning? I immediately move it to its home. Husband’s socks are on the floor? Immediately put them on the stairs to go up to the hamper the next time I go upstairs. The third is that Saturdays are for cleaning. Laundry is done on Saturdays. Vacuuming happens on Saturdays. Sheets and towels are changed on Saturdays. Bathrooms get cleaned on Saturdays. The rest of the week if there’s something that really needs it, like the dog threw up on his blanket or there’s a spill, of course I tend to it, but the background state is that everything is cleaned on the weekend and then slowly descends into dust and chaos until the next weekend, when it all gets cleaned again, but even on a Thursday, nothing is ever more than 15 minutes away from presentable. Of course, we have pets, so cat and dog hair is a constant, there are toys everywhere etc, but nothing is ever filthy or not presentable, just lived-in.
Imprudence* October 30, 2021 at 5:46 pm If you can afford it, get someone in to clean. This also helps with tidying, as you have to do this before the cleaner comes and this is a non negotiable that cannot easily be deferred.
Franny* October 31, 2021 at 3:07 am Blog “Aslobcomesclean” and her books and e-books have been helpful to me. She also has a podcast and youtube videos now. I particularly liked her book “Decluttering at the Speed of Life”, but check out the free resources first to see whether you might “click”.
Katie* October 31, 2021 at 11:37 am I second this. Her 30 days to sanity in your home to-do list is vey doable. Unlike lots of other 30 days cleaning lists full of esoteric tasks, her is pretty much, for the first week, “do your dishes.” I like to have her podcast on while I clean; it’s motivating. And she has lots of helpful concepts for “people who don’t love cleaning and organizing. And the book mentioned above is on Hoopla for free with your library card (maybe!) in both print and audio form. Her first book is also very good for generally keeping your house tidy.
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 12:56 pm Thirding Dana K. White’s style. The concept of containers made so much sense to me. When I’m packing for a trip, I don’t bring more than can fit into my suitcase. Now I’m trying to say that to my own household, and not keep more than can fit in my closets & drawers. Also, purging is an ongoing thing, not a huge Marie Kondo life-changing event. Just this simple: when you realize you have too many socks to close that bureau drawer, you get rid of your least favorite pair(s).
Rainy* October 31, 2021 at 3:06 pm Yup. A thing I also do is, when a garment is worn out and past further mending I just go ahead and toss it. When I see an item and realize I haven’t worn it in a while, I have a bin that I toss it in that’s the intermediate step to the item exiting the house. That way, if I actually do have a use for it, it’s still there, and if I don’t, I know that I can toss it guilt free, because I’ve done the trial period.
LizB* October 31, 2021 at 2:52 pm I read her How To Manage Your Home Without Losing Your Mind last year and it was life-changing — not even so much the active tips and tricks, but just insights like, cleaning is not a habit like we think of other ‘habits’ where you will eventually do it without thinking – you will always know you are cleaning. You are not “bad at cleaning” just because you continue to know you are doing it and not enjoy it.
hugs* October 30, 2021 at 6:21 pm I keep a running to-do list (electronic) with lots of small jobs that help keep the place more or less ok but where I don’t feel overwhelmed. So it’s not “tidy the living room” but “tidy little table by couch”, “tidy couch” etc. I set them to repeat every day, 3 days, week, whatever works for you or depending on how messy it gets (the table I tend to dump things on gets a daily reminder, the thing that doesn’t gets a weekly once over). I don’t follow this perfectly at all, but I always feel I can just pick up and start again and things tend to not get in extreme disarray.
Not So NewReader* October 30, 2021 at 10:08 pm I have been reducing the clutter by removing things I do not use, even if I had every intention of using it when I bought it.. a while ago… Like you show here, don’t craft rules that don’t work. Think about the flow of things in your home and work with the natural flow. Rule of three. Things that are stacked more than 3 high, are less likely to be put back in an orderly manner. That’s just human nature. It’s too hard to dig through 5 things to get the 6th thing out. Think, a pile of 7 bowls or sweaters piled up 6 deep. Get rid of stuff that does not work. I have no idea why but I had a collection of pens in my desk and half of them did not work. I never used any of the pens because I was sick of sorting through to find a good one when I was in a hurry. This lead to pens all over the house and I could never find one when I needed it. I cleaned out the collection of pens and now pens get put where they belong. Streamline what you are doing for cleaning activities. Insist on cleaners and tools that actually do what they are supposed to do. It’s okay to require stuff that takes the least amount of effort. I am amazed at what people will keep using even though the tool/product takes forever to work properly. I have some stupid examples of stuff I have done that helped me. I stopped buying rubber backed bathmats that always flaked. I started getting the kind that you see in hotels, and I wash them with my regular wash. That got rid of the special project of washing the bath mat. I stumbled across a mat for the tub that goes in the washing machine. This saves me from taking time to scrub the tub mat. Under this group the general idea was to find ways to eliminate special handling for so many items. I started soaking dishes in water with a splash of vinegar to cut down on scrubbing. I got the appropriate sized trash can for the given setting. Little trash cans in the kitchen were not working out. It was extra effort to keep up with the accumulated trash. So simple, yet easy to overlook, get the right size can for the work space. I stopped buying cheap garbage bags because I was sick of cleaning up from broken bags. This is a matter of going instance by instance and figuring out how to make the task go smoother. Start by looking at the jobs that seem to suck up most of your time and see how you can alter things to make it easier/less time consuming.
Hex Code* October 31, 2021 at 9:34 am I wouldn’t totally recommend The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up, but one thing that really stuck with me from reading was that I often create clutter because my mind is already on the next thing — when I come in the door, I’m already thinking about what I have to get done next so my shoes and my purse and my keys end up wherever. Trying to take a breath and slow down during these transition times allows me to be more intentional about putting things back where they go.
CoffeeIsMyFriend* October 31, 2021 at 9:49 am Make sure your cleaning supplies are easy to access – having to dig things out or run to the basement to get cleaning stuff can be a barrier to get things done. For example: we have a broom in the basement and the kitchen, each bathroom has it’s own cleaning stuff, and a dog towel at both doors (the dog has a nice little container with a lid at both doors for her stuff). Like others have said: everything needs a spot, try not to put off doing little tasks, make things as easy for yourself as you can, and have a routine for the bigger stuff. After that it just takes time but don’t give up! I managed to re-train myself. There are still times when the house gets messy but overall it’s much better (and I am a lot happier)
fposte* October 31, 2021 at 9:55 am Another messy person here. I think you’re right on the nose in working with your natural tendencies–the placement equivalent of desire lines. I also agree that if you can get somebody to clean now and then that’s like having a partner rather than being stuck doing it all on your own. I’m also big on corralling things as counting as tidying–if the jumbled cables can go in a basket (I’m a big fan of baskets and bowls), they don’t have to get un-jumbled. I like the Home Routines app, though I don’t think it’s supported anymore–you can identify a few tasks to do each day and tasks to do monthly or seasonally. Key for me was deciding it was okay for me not to do all the tasks, and that doing a few was fine because I was still addressing the situation.
fposte* October 31, 2021 at 10:41 am Oh, and a note on lists, in case it applies to you–I love making them and find them useful, but I find a long list really daunting, and if I’m not careful, I’ll skip the whole thing because of how imposing it is. As I hint above, it was really important for me when I realized I could do a few items on the list and let the others go to hell, and it was okay, absent genuinely dangerous situations, for me to choose the ones I minded least. So my refrigerator stays pretty clean and my toothbrush cups get regular rotation, and that’s a victory by me.
LizB* October 31, 2021 at 2:56 pm One tool I’ve used to pinpoint my natural tendencies is the Clutterbug quiz – she divides people into four types of organizers, and the insights and suggestions for my type (and my husband’s different type!) were very helpful for me. Like you with your purse hooks, I had to accept that I just needed to make it as easy as possible, like stupidly easy, for me to stay tidy, and that might mean moving things around to fit my habits rather than trying to change my habits. It’s been a long road but I’m noticeably better now than I was a few years ago, so change is possible!
Rainy* October 31, 2021 at 3:38 pm Thank you for this quiz! I enjoyed it a great deal and best yet, she says I need to buy a labeller :D
beach read* October 31, 2021 at 3:53 pm Sounds like me. Was considering spending some money to hire someone to help me organize, clean and clear out. Anyway, you’re not alone!
Meowquis* October 30, 2021 at 6:02 pm Advice requested, I guess. On monday my long-term partner broke up with me. He said he wasn’t happy, wasn’t taking care of himself like he wanted, and didn’t think he was the person who could make me happy. I’m utterly devastated. I would love for us to try again – the things he mentioned making him unhappy seem so fixable – but I love him with all my heart and I know this is so hard for us both. I won’t make it harder and beg (unless, I guess, the world at large says to beg). But yeah. I’m devastated and struggling to get out of bed. I’ve run out if the small social circle I could lean on. My family lives far away. I keep crying approximately every half-hour or so, so a bar isn’t a great option. I’m worried I’d be too vulnerable and easily taken advantage of too. I feel so incredibly alone in the world. I wanted to marry this person. He was my person. I wanted to have a little house and two cats and two kids and make lasagna and fresh bread together. Advice on what to do in the meantime? Shows to watch, books to read, things to try for new friendships. Comfort and tales from others who have somehow managed to live and perhaps love after losing what felt like The One in non-horrible circumstances welcome. Tales of partners being really, really shitty then a breakup don’t help because it just reminds me what a kind, respectful, loving, caring good person he is.
Rainy* October 30, 2021 at 6:43 pm I’m so sorry. Don’t beg. He doesn’t want to try again. If he wanted to try again, he’d have said that. You almost certainly don’t have the full story, because nobody ever does in this situation. Pack his stuff up and send it to him. Log him out of your streaming services or get your own if you’re on his. If you have his email passwords or anything like that, let him know to change them. Even if you wind up being friends later, you gotta take a break from him. Six months is the absolute minimum and maybe more if you get to the end of that and still need time. What to watch/read/whatever really depends on whether you want to wallow and be sad for a while or whether you want to be distracted. Either way, I always went in hard for comfort reading and watching, so things that were very nice for me were my go-to. New friendships are probably not going to be that easy right now, because you’re not going to be in a good frame of mind. If you have a therapist, maybe step up your appointment schedule, and if you don’t, start finding someone to talk to about this. I really am so sorry, and I hope that you are gentle on yourself and take the time you need to heal.
Filosofickle* October 30, 2021 at 7:06 pm Oh, I’m deeply sorry. My person very suddenly left me 5 months ago, and it was an incredible shock. I’m grieving for all of me — younger me who didn’t even know I could have this kind of love and went without for so long, today me who’s heartbroken and scattered and confused, and future me who wanted to grow old with him and now has to start over. I was hoping to be good by now but I’m not. There’s nothing wrong with letting him know you love him, want the best for him, and would like to hear from him if things change. Once. But don’t beg. He made his choice and you’re right to respect that. It’s natural to want to argue with someone’s reasons, but it doesn’t not work that way. You can’t what he’s feeling and thinking and honestly, he may not either. The pandemic has affected all of us in strange ways. Keep talking to people and making plans! You may have run through your small social circle in one week, but you haven’t used it up. Repeat the loop. Please ask for help, and keep asking, every week. Call your family. Let yourself cry every half hour if that’s what you need. It’s okay to let yourself off the hook for everything inessential, do only what either brings you comfort or meets a basic need. (Alternatively, other people throw themselves into projects or work. Distractions can be useful, for a while.) Remember that grief comes in waves, and it’s not linear. My personal survival strategy was putting my inner child in charge of all food an entertainment decisions. There’s been a lot of peanut butter sandwiches and chicken nuggets! She subscribed us to Disney+ to watch sweet animated films and loud superhero flicks. It took a few months before I could sit in the quiet, but once I could I started fiction reading in bed and that’s been great. It is hard to find enough gentle, life-affirming TV/fiction that works — I do best with light, funny, even whimsical stuff. I stay away from anything about unhappy people, family conflict, relationships, violence or deep emotions. I’m having my own deep emotions, I seek lightness to bring me to the surface. Anything that makes me laugh is a huge win. Good luck <3
Generic Name* October 30, 2021 at 8:55 pm Oh, I am so so sorry. That sounds so incredibly tough. It’s okay to grieve this big loss. I’ve been re-watching The Golden Girls. Such great writing. I laugh out loud every episode. What are your favorite foods? I agree with letting your inner child choose what you eat. Forget about healthy home cooked foods and opt for what brings you comfort. I bet chicken soup for the soul has a themed book about healing after breakups. Do you have childhood favorite books you could reread? Hang in there. You won’t hurt this much forever.
Anony* October 31, 2021 at 12:08 am I second rereading and rewatching old favorites. It’s not stressful because you know what’s going to happen but so comforting.
Squirrel Nutkin* October 30, 2021 at 9:34 pm So very sorry you’re dealing with this. That sucks. I have been the guilty party on the other side, where I dumped a “kind, respectful, loving, caring good person” with whom I just wasn’t in love anymore. It was really hard to do (my family LOVED him), but it was absolutely the best thing for both of us. He’s now happily married to someone who’s a better match than I was. I am not, alas, but I was becoming miserable being with him, and that wasn’t good for either of us. And we’re still quite friendly — he still feels like a beloved family member to me, just not someone I’d want to date. So, I hope that you wind up in those shoes — very happily married to the right person who loves you back passionately and who will enthusiastically give you all that you dreamed of with this dude. Meanwhile, the book *It’s Called a Break-up Because It’s Broken* has some good advice about how to try to make yourself feel better in your situation. It’s rather heterosexually focused, but otherwise a good and amusing read.
StellaBella* October 31, 2021 at 3:06 am First I am so sorry. This situation is very hard and I am sorry you are hurting. In terms of comfort, I can say that over time you will heal and have normal days again. For me, it took a couple of years after I was in this same situation. I would say that what worked for me was time with friends, doing stuff like walks, seeing new places, and re organizing my apartment, getting rid of his stuff etc. Also I went no contact with him, too. He was and is a decent man, but also was no longer feeling it and to be honest it was in the end the best thing for both of us.
misspiggy* October 31, 2021 at 6:10 am I’m really sorry. The only thing I’d add to all the good advice here is to allow yourself to keep loving someone if you want to. It’s our choice to love, even if we can’t be with the ones we love, or if it’s not good for us to be in contact with them. Believing that one can have real romantic love for multiple people has helped me through leaving relationships and starting new ones. It allows me to grieve on my own schedule and not feel like I have to manage my feelings . My feelings are my feelings and I will keep them as long as I want. I can manage the practical stuff around a breakup quickly and efficiently, but I don’t have to try and force myself to feel differently to anyone else’s schedule.
Perpetua* October 31, 2021 at 1:01 pm I’m sorry, that’s such a painful place to be in, and most of us are familiar with it. The “good news” is – devastated and struggling to get out of bed sounds just about right, as expected! So give yourself as much grace as you can. Maybe there’s someone unexpected you can lean on? I found that in post-breakup times, sometimes it really surprised me who I’d get comfort from, people I wasn’t necessarily that close to, but somehow clicked in that moment, and I was really grateful for it. I wouldn’t beg (if you are able not to, which is often so so difficult), not because it’ll make it harder, but because long-term, it’s a disservice to you both. I can share my tale from both sides of a similar story, in the same breakup. A couple of years ago, I broke off a long-term relationship with a really loving, caring, wonderful partner and person (so I really understand your last sentence), because in spite of all those great qualities and our compatibility in many areas, I also wasn’t truly happy, not like I hoped to be, and I could see that neither of us would be really happy if we stayed together for another 2, 5, 1o years. He was kind of blindsided by the breakup and I felt horrible for both of us, because while it might seem easier to be the one doing the breaking up, it often really isn’t, because you have to grapple with the doubts about whether you’re doing the right thing and it seems like you have a choice and you’re possibly choosing the wrong option. Anyhow, I broke it off, wallowed, cried, walked around like a ghost, it sucked. After a couple of weeks, I (of course) came to the conclusion that I made a mistake and wanted to try again. We got back in touch, and we’d go back and forth for a bit, moving towards reconciliation. To make a long story (complicated by the fact that in the midst of all of this, he was coming to work for the same small company!) short, we got back together very briefly, but he broke it off saying that he couldn’t trust me again, and that I was right in the first place, that we weren’t the best versions of ourselves when we were together and that he wanted to move on and thought I should do the same. So that was like another breakup, just from the other end, and it hurt just as bad. It took me another half a year (again, complicated by working together and seeing him all the time) to truly feel at peace with my original decision and with his decision and to feel ready to move on. Literally 10 days after that I answered an OKCupid message from a guy I met once IRL so I knew who he was, but I wasn’t really into him. However, I got intrigued, we started talking, I stayed intrigued, and to fast forward some 5 years to the present – we have a completely awesome 20-month-old kid together and got married last month! :) But more important than that, in this relationship I feel truly at ease and the happiest I’ve ever been, like it’s a true partnership, and just what I always hoped for, and it’s a truly magnificent feeling I’m really grateful for. This means I’m really grateful for the younger me that had the guts to break off a relationship that was great on so many levels, but still not on enough of them, and I’m also really grateful that my former partner had the strength and courage to break it off the second time, because I know it wasn’t easy for him either, but it really was the best for both of use, as I expect we would have been miserable together after a couple of years, possibly after children, making it all the more difficult to separate. He’s been in a happy relationship for almost 5 years as well, so it really worked out great for both of us. Your story may not be the same, but I remember feeling comforted by stories from people who went through something similar and found true peace after breakups, whether followed by finding love again or not (and chances are you’ll find it again, I just don’t think it’s something you should focus on in the rawness of this fresh pain). I truly wish you all the best.
Jean* November 1, 2021 at 10:47 am I’m so sorry. Breakups are just so tough. As someone who has been through multiple crappy ones, plus one divorce (which actually wasn’t even as bad as one of the boyfriend breakups, believe it or not) – my advice is to give yourself grace. Allow yourself to feel all the feelings and grieve. Spend time alone doing comfort things (watching movies, spa days, whatever it is that makes you feel comforted in the moment). And remind yourself that the sun will come up tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that. And over passing time, you will heal. Hugs.
hugs* October 30, 2021 at 6:13 pm For those of you who play an instrument, do you participate in recitals? My teacher is organizing a recital for her students and those of another teacher. Most of the students are children. I’m just envisioning being in a room with children and their parents, while I’m there by myself. I am not sure who even I would invite of my few friends or if my friends would show up, I even feel it’s a bit selfish to invite friends to come hear me for 5 min on a weekend day then have to hear a bunch of other people they don’t know. I get the parents/grandparents putting up with this, but not adult friends, who never seem that interested in my music playing anyway. There are also covid specific kinds of anxieties about this but I am leaving that aside since my current main concern seems that I will feel alone and lonely at an event organized as something fun. Have you done recitals like this as an adult? How do you approach it? How would you approach it if you were a friend asked to come?
Not A Manager* October 30, 2021 at 6:36 pm This may or may not resonate with you, but one way to frame this is as a wonderful example to the kids. If you duck out of the recital, you’re telling them that recitals are only for children. If you show up and perform graciously, you’re modeling for them that music learning can be a life-long experience, and that people can engage in public performance even if they’re not professional performers. I think the kids would really appreciate if you take them seriously and talk to them as colleagues. In terms of your own moral support, I personally would invite one or two very close friends and plan to do whatever is your version of adult time afterward.
Buni* October 31, 2021 at 12:37 pm This was my first thought – invite a friend or few and turn it into a whole day / afternoon, with drinks or a meal afterwards.
Exif* October 30, 2021 at 7:38 pm I have zero interest in recitals. I play for the joy of it for myself. In fact, I changed piano instructors because my previous one wouldn’t stop hassling me about recitals.
HannahS* October 30, 2021 at 9:29 pm When I was a teenager, my voice teacher had some adult students. I was vaguely in awe of them and I found it really comforting to see older people learning, like I was. It made me feel like it was ok if I didn’t master the art song by the time I was 18, you know? I can’t speak to whether your friends would go or not (I totally would if not for covid and having a 6 week old baby) but I find kids charming and am the child of a music teacher.
Anon for this* October 30, 2021 at 10:45 pm My piano teacher when I was a kid had a bunch of very young students and then one woman in her 50s, who I thought was super cool for taking lessons like me and not just doing boring adult stuff like talking about investing. If that helps!
Cormorannt* October 31, 2021 at 8:50 am I just started cello lessons in June so this hasn’t come up yet. I would probably take the opportunity to play at a recital – practicing one piece with the goal of playing for an audience seems like a good learning exercise to me. I doubt I’d invite anyone other than my partner. I don’t mind attending things alone, though, so that might change the calculus for you.
I need tea* October 31, 2021 at 12:13 pm I haven’t done recitals as an adult, but I have friends who perform various things and I love being invited to those. Mostly it’s been recitals made up of adults where my friends might have a 5 minute solo and participate in a bigger group, but I’d absolutely go to a recital where my friend was playing alongside kids as well. It’s really lovely to be invited to be involved somehow in something that a friend has put a lot of effort into, and to get to see them express themselves, and it feels really special to be asked to celebrate them in that!
Alex* October 31, 2021 at 3:50 pm I have in the past, because my teacher required that all her students participate in the recital. I guess I viewed it more as an event with my fellow musicians rather than an event for my friends or family, that we were doing as part of our musical study. I did not invite anyone.
Lissajous* October 31, 2021 at 11:24 pm Aside from the point about being a good example for the kids to see an adult learning new things – which it is! – it can be good for you as a musician to do performances, even little ones like this. You need to know the piece super well to be able to play it in front of people, it’s funny what nerves can do! I learnt piano and cello as a kid, to a reasonably high level on both. These days I play piano just for me (sight reading Debussy and some of the easier Chopin preludes and the like). Cello I play in an amateur orchestra. The orchestra does concerts and I never have nerves for those even though I’m on front desk, probably because cellos come in a group. But I played in a quartet last year for someone’s grandma in hospital (and the other people in the ward) and that’s a) only one of each instrument but b) gotta keep with the group! Ooooh boy there was some shaky bow on that. Everyone loved it though and I’m pretty sure grandma got to claim Best Grandson Ever for the rest of her stay :) Anyway. Get a couple of close and/or musical friends to come and go to dinner or a drink or something after. I personally love hearing about adults learning new instruments, it’s awesome!
Anono-me* October 31, 2021 at 11:45 pm Ask you friends. I went to my friend’s recitals (pre-c ) initially because it was important to them and then because I actually enjoyed my self. (We are both more likely to be assumed to be the grandparents than anything else.)
Hlao-roo* November 1, 2021 at 11:15 am I played an instrument as a child and while I haven’t been to a recital as an adult, I would absolutely go to a recital if a friend asked me too. I know (as an adult), I would want a friend or two with me for moral support so I would gladly spend an hour or two at a recital to support any of my friends. It might be different if your friends aren’t generally interested in your music, but I think it can’t hurt to ask as long as you accept their (possible) “no”s graciously.
Aurora Leigh* October 30, 2021 at 8:47 pm I know there’s lots of cat people here — has anyone brought home a cat with a feeding tube? Any tips or tricks? Or just stories with good endings? Husband’s cat was under the weather and spent two days at the vet — her ultimate diagnosis is bladder stones but she wasn’t eating for long enough that her liver was affected.
fposte* October 31, 2021 at 9:50 am My friend’s cat had a feeding tube for awhile. I catsat while she was away and fed the cat. They had set her up with a Kitty Kollar, which was *key*. It was a fairly chill cat and she was perfectly happy with the arrangement, though there was a moment when I screwed things up and she wandered off with the tube hanging off her, so I had to haul her back, but it really wasn’t that big a deal to do. It’s mostly figuring out the logistics of plungers, tubes, etc., and the Kitty Kollar was better than what the vet provided. It’ll likely be a pain the first time and then you’ll start getting the routine down.
cat socks* October 31, 2021 at 2:34 pm One of my cats had a feeding tube for a couple of months. Agree with the Kitty Kollar recommendation. I also bought reusable syringes from their site. I found those much easier to use than the one-use ones from the vet. I used an immersion blender to puree the food with water. It’s better if it’s on the thin side. Proceed slowly with depressing the syringe and make sure to thoroughly flush with water. My kitty was getting meds at the same time and I would crush pills and dissolve with water so I could give her those through the tube as well. I found the feeding tube pretty easy to use. It was so much less stressful than trying to get my kitty to eat on get own. Good luck and hope kitty feels better soon!
Lucie* October 31, 2021 at 2:43 pm My cat had a feeding tube put in just over three years ago. He’s made a full recovery, and is currently napping on top of his cat tree. As to tips and tricks, I’d second the recommendation for a Kitty Kollar if your vet didn’t already provide you with one (mine did). Apart from that, get as many syringes as you possibly can! While you can reuse them for a while, eventually they stop working well, and it gets hard to use the plungers (they get really stiff, and it’s hard to push them down to get the food out). Also, I used a cheap Magic Bullet One Shot blender to finely grind the food and water mixture, and found that it worked really well. The resulting mixture was so easy to load into the syringes, and kept the feeding tube clump free. You could also use a regular blender or food processor, but you’ll be using it multiple times every day to blend very smelly food for weeks, so having a dedicated blender just for this purpose worked really well for me. Finally, the staff at the vets’ office was amazing when my little guy was sick, and were happy to answer questions over the phone about anything I was concerned about. I hope your vet’s office is the same, and that your husband’s cat makes a full recovery!
HannahS* October 30, 2021 at 9:35 pm Talk to me about baby sleep. Promise me that my six week old will someday sleep for several hours at a time. Tell me about how sleep happened with your children but if you have a three year old who still needs to eat every two hours maybe don’t tell me about them.
Cher Horowitz* October 30, 2021 at 9:49 pm Oh my virtual friend, been there, done that, twice! They will sleep for longer and longer, I promise you that. It seems magical and unimaginable but it happens. There are big steps forward as they go longer and longer between feeds, then some step backwards with teething and motor development, then they get switched to a bed and can get out by themselves and need “one last thing, mama” and then they sleep from 8-7 with nary a peep. Many virtual hugs and stay strong vibes!
Potatoes gonna potate* October 30, 2021 at 10:10 pm Sleep train – there’s several methods that you can try I can give you recommendations to sleep support groups if you want Can begin at 4 months with pediatricians approval I won’t share my story since you asked not to lol but I SO wish I could have sleep trained earlier. Had my reasons not to but if you can DO IT.
Generic Name* October 31, 2021 at 12:02 pm I agree on the sleep training. I avoided it so long because the circle I was in was very adamant that sleep training= abuse, and that’s just not the case. I had luck with The No Cry Sleep solution. It’s sleep training but it’s supposed to involve less crying than the cry it out method.
Bumblebeee* October 30, 2021 at 10:29 pm Sleep deprivation sucks. This stage of parenting is exhausting and there’s no short cut to it. Best accept that you’re going to be tired and there isn’t a whole lot you can do about it. Amazingly your body does adapt to lack of sleep to a certain extent.
not that Leia* October 30, 2021 at 10:35 pm Oh major support—it does happen but while you’re in the middle of it, it feels completely impossible. Plus six weeks is still early for any kind of sleep training so you’re really at the mercy of weird baby moods/instincts. I think you can start setting more of a schedule at 8-10 weeks, which WILL help. For my two kids (now both sleeping yay!) we liked the Happiest Baby on the Block book for sleep training methodology fwiw. Not too judgey and also very clear step by step instructions which was kind of key for sleep deprived parents. Also the best “advice” I got was that any parenting tactic is fine if it’s working for you. And when it stops working for you, just try something else.
RagingADHD* October 30, 2021 at 10:42 pm Sleep will happen! I am an ADHDer married to an insomniac, so I’m not going to tell you what that’s like because it will discourage you. I will tell you that sleep consolidation is developmental, like rolling over and walking. You can’t “train” it if the baby’s brain isn’t ready. There are many, many lies out there about surefire ways to train your baby to sleep better. Lots of people believe them because they lucked into the right window for their baby’s development. You can help it or hinder it, but you can’t make it happen. Just do what you need to do to get as much rest as you can, and practice the best sleep hygeine you can. Remember that your baby’s sleep is not a merit badge, and if they struggle to sleep it’s not because you’re doing it wrong. You’ll get there! Even we got there. Wishing you much rest very soon.
Ali + Nino* October 30, 2021 at 11:14 pm Agree w/ @Cher Horowitz (love the name :) ). You are in the trenches and it is SO HARD. There’s a reason sleep deprivation is used as a method of torture. Honestly, sometimes the only thing that kept me going with my first was knowing that people choose to have more than one child, because if parents got so little sleep consistently for 18 years, no one would do it again. I highly recommend Dr. Ferber’s book, How to Solve Your Child’s Sleep Problems, which I still refer to when needed (more for behavioral issues for my older child, like getting out of bed after bedtime). We used the Ferber method to help both our children learn to fall asleep on their own. It wasn’t easy (to hear intermittent crying) but it was absolutely worth it; if you absolutely can’t stand it, ask your partner to stick around while you take a walk or something. I think six weeks is a bit early to start but by three months you should be good to go. Good luck and congratulations :)
Double A* October 30, 2021 at 11:51 pm I can be extremely encouraging. At week six with my baby I was like, “why do you cry so freaking much.” And then after 6 weeks like clockwork he started to cry less. To be honest, he was always pretty good at night. Woke up to nurse plenty, but went back to sleep easily (this is how you have to define “good sleep” at that age). But his naps! 30-45 minutes every 2 hours. Ugh, such short naps. At 4 months, he got a cold from his sister and suddenly started napping longer. Fortunately, this was part of an actual sleep transition and longer naps continued. He now has at least 1 nap a day that is 90+ minutes, and usually all his naps (2-3 a day) are at least an hour. A lot of sleep changes happen in that 3-4 month age range). At 3 months I started being a little less responsive to his crying at night. I’d give him 5 minutes before I’d pick him up. Turns out, half the time he’d go back to sleep. I started with some sleep training at 4 months and I highly recommend just going for it. Don’t delay (made that mistake with the first kid). Do what feels comfortable, but cry it out is fine and research shows it’s most effective and fastest. We also transitioned him to his crib in his own room at that point, which I found helpful because I didn’t wake up for the little stuff. Now I don’t even keep the monitor on; I hear the calls when he actually needs me. He still nurses 3-4 times throughout the night but it’s pretty consistent. I just started giving him some solids and I think that’s also helping with sleep. Change will come soon! Unfortunately right now you’re in the shit and there’s not a lot you can do. But seriously in another 6 weeks the baby is gonna have a brain you can start working with.
Fellow Traveller* October 31, 2021 at 1:09 am Yes, they will either sleep through the night, or it won’t matter because they have low sleep needs and you can just let them stay up. (My two year old still wants to nurse in the middle of the night, but at least she can come to our room and climb into our bed so I barely have to wake up….) To my mind, there are two separate issues with newborn baby sleep- one is getting the baby to sleep enough and the other is making sure the grown ups get sleep. We always found with our kids, there wasn’t much to do about the former until we were ready to sleep train them around four months – we just followed their rhythms. The best we could do was focus on strategies for making sure I and my husband were able to get sleep. We mostly did this by staggering our sleep schedule. When my kids were newborns, my husband would sleep from 10p-3:30p, then be on baby duty 3:30- 7:00am. I would be on baby duty until 2 or 3 am and then I would sleep til 7am. If the baby woke up hungry when my husband was on baby duty, he would bring the baby to me, I would feed the baby, then hand baby back to husband to put back to sleep. It was rough but at least we both got a chunk of sleep. It was even easier with our first because she was formula fed, so i didn’t need to wake to feed. I know a lot of people say, “oh but my partner needs to go to work, I can’t make them get up in the middle of the night” But mothers also have to work in the morning too, and just because it is undervalued and unpaid labor, does not mean that one parent deserves less sleep than the other. We also co-slept… if you feel comfortable with that.
Jules the First* October 31, 2021 at 5:34 am The most reassuring thing anyone told me about infant sleep is that it passes – nobody goes to college waking up every 90 minutes. The cutest thing anyone told me about infant sleep is that your baby is so keen to spend time with the coolest person in the world (you, obvs…) that they can’t wait for morning – like a little kid on Christmas eve and you get to be Santa, turning up by the fire for furtive cookies every single time they wake up. How fun is that? (keeping cookies in the bedside table and having one at each wakeup also helped!) The most helpful thing anyone ever told me about infant sleep was to bedshare. There are ways to do it safely (look up the safe sleep seven), and once we cracked nursing lying down around 10 weeks, we both get a ton of sleep. Last night, for example, my 20-week old and I fed at midnight, did two dream feeds (which I know only because both boobs were hanging out of my top this morning when we did get up) and then we got up at 7.30 to change a diaper. Hang in there…
Perpetua* October 31, 2021 at 12:28 pm Your six week old absolutely will sleep for several hours at a time at some point, even if you do absolutely nothing. What helped me cope with those early weeks and months was reminding myself (and finding reminders online, which is what you’re proactively doing, so kudos to you already!) that nothing is forever, that both my baby and I WILL sleep again, I won’t be always tired, etc. I would also focus on getting as much support as you can, asking your partner to take over a part of the night or the morning, anything that will help you maximize YOUR sleep. Around 4-5 months, when the sleep regression/progression came and with it the hourly wakeups (they end as well, I promise! although it doesn’t seem like it in the moment), my partner would get up with the baby around 6 am and I’d get around 2-2,5h of unbroken sleep and I that really meant a lot to me. So figure out whatever it is you can do to get help. I would also very much look into safe bedsharing, if you’re not doing that already. It can really help maximize sleep for both of you. I’d highly advise against non-responsive sleep training methods, especially CIO. Contrary to what the sleep training industry will try to sell you, sleep is developmental, not a skill to be learned, and self-soothing as a concept is usually misunderstood and misapplied (it’s not a goal to be achieved). Babies are made to seek out comfort from their caregivers and I truly believe that when we as parents train/force ourselves not to respond to their cries (because I highly doubt that there are parents who can do CIO without feeling distress themselves, which is why you often need support groups to get you through it, or why it’s often recommended that the “less involved” parent does it), there’s a rift that happens, a denial of something primal and evolutionary in us, that has significant consequences for our relationships, families and societies, whether we’re aware of it or not. We don’t expect babies to walk or talk before they’re ready, we support their movement and communication efforts in other ways, even if it would sometimes be much easier if they could move or talk earlier. But because sleep is such a loaded topic and has such a huge impact on our lives, and modern families have so little support, misconceptions about baby sleep have sadly become widely accepted. I wish you rest, as much as you can find in the throwaway moments and long broken nights, and I wish you trust in yourself and your baby, that you will make it through these oh-so-normal yet oh-so-difficult-as-well times, and look back on them as faint memories from the beginnings of your journey together. (My baby is now 20 months old and while I still remember the despair I sometimes felt, it’s just a cognitive memory, not a feeling anymore, and it keeps fading – nature’s way of helping me decide to go through it again, should I choose to :D )
HannahS* October 31, 2021 at 1:11 pm I…was going to put a note in original question that all I was asking for was people to share what worked for them and to please keep away from judging other people who do things differently but I didn’t. There’s a different between saying, “Here’s what worked for me” and “This thing that others do is wrong.” I didn’t ask you for the second. Please keep it to yourself.
Double A* October 31, 2021 at 1:21 pm The only reason I felt distress about doing cry it out was because of the judgemental internet comments hovering in the back of my head. I wasn’t actually that distressed listening to my baby because I know he’s safe, comfortable, fed, and I can tell the difference between his complaining cries and his distressed cries and I’ll respond to the latter (and sometimes the former). It’s not for everyone, and that is fine, but it works for lots and lots of people. I wish I had done it with my first but the shame about it meant I had months more sleep deprivation and the attendant post partum depression it can cause as I tried “gentler” methods. It wasn’t gentler on me, and my health is important too!
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 1:44 pm I think knowing your baby is key, as you pointed out the difference between types of cries. CIO works just fine for some babies at the right age, but there is no magic formula that works the same for everyone. I was pressured by family and social circles to do total hardass CIO as early as possible, because it was supposedly “better,” when in fact my kid’s brain and nervous system were not ready to consolidate sleep until later than average. It was hellish for her, me, and everyone in a 2 block radius, and simply did not work. My guilt over doing that to her was compounded by messages that I “failed” because I was “lazy” and was “spoiling” my baby. There’s so much more heat than light around baby sleep, compounded by the emotional volatility of sleep deprived people! Know your baby. Trust yourself. Anyone who tries to guilt you, ignore.
overeducated* October 31, 2021 at 1:35 pm I did not luck out in terms of baby sleep, but it will not be like it is now forever. And it is normal to feel deliriously awful from exhaustion sometimes, it doesn’t mean there is something wrong with you or your baby. You’re not doing it wrong. It’s just HARD. I wish you a long nap as soon as possible.
allathian* October 31, 2021 at 2:12 pm Hang in there! My son woke up about every two hours until he was 4 months old, when we started him on his first solids. I’m a pronounced morning person, so I counted it as a win that he slept from about 11 pm to 5 am at 4 months. I did go back to sleep after that, but at least he didn’t wake me up at 3 am anymore.
Clisby* October 31, 2021 at 3:00 pm Yes, it will get better. Have you tried sleeping with your baby? That’s the only way we made it through the first 3 months of our daughter’s infancy. She’d easily sleep for 3 hours at night with us; at about 3 months she started tolerating sleeping in her own bed. Also, this might not work for everyone, but I mention it because it’s been successful for me and a number of people I’ve known. Do you have a swing? This was a life-saver for both my babies, although I used it only during the daytime. Both of them would conk out and go to sleep about 5 minutes after being put in the swing. It was the only way I could get 2 hours to myself.
MeepMeep* October 31, 2021 at 3:41 pm I can’t even tell you how I feel for you. Been there done that, and it’s so hard. My baby woke up every 2-3 hours like clockwork until about 8 months, at which point it became every 4-5 hours. When I night-weaned her, she started sleeping through the night, at about 14 months. We did not sleep train or do anything – the developmental steps happened by themselves. (What they might not tell you about sleep training is that (a) it’s extremely stressful for the parent during the training phase, and (b) it can fail, and often does – we decided not to put ourselves through that for something that might not even work) What I wish I’d done is pump/express milk and allow my partner to take a night feed or two. If you are at all able to do so (or if you’re formula feeding), you have to have to have to split the night shift. If both of you are getting about 6 hours of sleep at a time, you’re golden. You’ll feel so much better.
Observer* October 31, 2021 at 6:26 pm It gets better. If it doesn’t start getting better by 4 months or so (that doesn’t mean a full night of sleep but a couple of unbroken blocks with a feeding or two), look into sleep training (after you’ve had a physical to make sure everything else is in order). One thing I found useful was to NOT sleep with the baby, but to have the baby in a crib right next to my bed. This way the sleep I got was sound, but I could get the baby without having to go anywhere. I did nurse in bed, and if I dozed off while nursing, it wasn’t a big deal.
Imtheone* November 1, 2021 at 8:45 am Look into the snoo. It’s pricey, but you can resell after the baby outgrows it. Also, the book, “Precious Little Sleep” is a lifesaver. There is also a support group on Facebook.
Ellie* October 30, 2021 at 10:42 pm When the baby finally sleeps long stretches, it’s magical! But I know how awful it can be before then. It took my son about 10 months before he did full nights, and what was the hardest for me was comparing him to other babies. Everyone has some baby they know/cared for that slept through the night at 1/2/3 months, and I constantly thought my baby was destined to be a bad sleeper because he wasn’t there yet. But it’ll happen! What helped me was always staying consistent (I made “rules” for us. What we would do to soothe in the middle of the night, what we wouldn’t, etc. in my mind it saved us from setting up habits we didn’t want because we were just so over it at 2am). I also wasn’t prepared for regressions/teething/full moons (lol) or any other reason they may not sleep well for a week at a time. But it’s temporary! You have all my support from afar. (From a mom with 3 year old rockstar sleeper and a 9 month old that kind of sucks at night).
Clisby* October 31, 2021 at 5:57 pm Also, people have way different ideas about what “sleeping through the night” means. With my first child, I was thinking, “is this baby ever going to sleep through the night”, only to find out that a pediatrician’s view is that sleeping through the night means 5-6 hours. Whereas to me, sleeping through the night means 9-10 hours – because that’s how much I need to sleep. My daughter did progress to my standard of sleeping through the night shortly before she hit a year old.
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain* October 31, 2021 at 1:33 am My parent’s dog faked me out today…little beast! I was throwing his ball around in the backyard and he eventually got bored/tired and went off to investigate other parts of the yard. At some point I noticed him licking and biting at one of his front paws so i go to investigate. He’s gotten thorns before and this time of year bees are also wobbling around in the grass. So I check over around and between his toes looking for what he’s gotten into. Nothing i can find. We go inside…he’s walking fine. But he keeps licking/biting at his paw so i keep checking each time and also checking for signs of swelling. Then, he starts holding his paw up…not standing on it…limping a bit when he walks..Stinker deserves an Oscar!…I’m getting more worried and fawning over his hurt paw and finally talk to my dad about maybe taking him to the vet. My dad tells me he’s faking…he does this… he likes the attention. If i ignore the “hurt paw”, he’ll stop limping around and holding it up. So i stop…AND HE’S FINE. Anyone else have stories of Oscar-winning pet performers?
Elspeth McGillicuddy* October 31, 2021 at 2:10 am Our dog figured out that if she made gagging noises like she was about to puke, we’d hustle her outside ASAP. So whenever we didn’t let her out (usually because she’d just come in), she’d start gagging. Like, stand there staring at us, and then just start making upchucking sounds when we didn’t get up.
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain* October 31, 2021 at 10:43 am Lol. I’m sorry for laughing, but that’s animal brilliance. How do you deal with that? Unless you want to risk the mess, you have to react.
Elspeth McGillicuddy* October 31, 2021 at 11:31 am It worked for a while, until we got on to her game. But eventually we figured out that if she asked to go outside, any subsequent upchucking noises were untrustworthy. I don’t think we ever had an actual mess, and anyway she wanted to go outside a LOT more than she had an actual upset stomach. It still was rather unpleasant, sitting on the couch in the evening watching TV while the dog pretends to puke.
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain* October 31, 2021 at 11:54 am I’m wiping away tears at your last line…rotfl
Jean (just Jean)* October 31, 2021 at 2:55 pm +1 to Pay No Attention’s comment. Well, not rotfl, but definitely lol. Thanks for the chuckle! Most welcome because I’m in the middle of a lousy, crummy, no-fun-but-still-gotta-do-it stretch of purging/sorting old papers.
Red Reader the Adulting Fairy* October 31, 2021 at 7:53 am My housemate’s cat also limps for attention. :) My dog likes to run to the back door all wuff wuff wuff!! to try to distract folks into putting down whatever they’re eating so she can run back and grab it. It never works on the people, but it used to work on the Elder Statesdog Gone Beyond — Junior Ambassador wanted whatever bone she was chewing, so fuss fuss fuss, and when Elder Statesdog was coming up the left side of the dining room to see what was going on at the door, Junior Ambassador was beelining back down the right to go grab the bone. (There are generally like six bones laying around my living room alone, so once Elder Statesdog figured out that there was not in fact a bunny invasion going on, she would just go get a different bone and be fine, Junior Ambassador is the picky one. :P )
Seeking Second Childhood* October 31, 2021 at 1:29 pm A friend who loved parrots adopted two anxious, previously neglected African Grays. Parrot One had been living with a Rottweiler, and could mimic the Rottweiler growl. Parrot Two was from a house full of children that would poke sticks into the cage, so he bit. My friend’s neighbors came by, and their child ignored instructions to stay out of the bird room. Parrot Two growled at him. He ran out of the bird room. And after that, both birds growled instead of biting.
marvin the paranoid android* October 31, 2021 at 2:16 pm My childhood dog was good at pretending not to understand things when it suited her. Sometimes when we were about to leave the dog park, she would stare at the open gate and then at me, as if to say, “I am but a simple dog. How do you expect me to understand this trickery?” (Note that she had walked through the same gate about half an hour earlier. And she had gone to the same park almost every day of her life.) If she was feeling especially theatrical, she would take little runs at the gate and then retreat in confusion. As soon I caved and went back to get her, she would happily stroll through the gate, pleased to have lengthened the walk by about 2 minutes.
Dumpster Fire* October 31, 2021 at 3:53 pm Our family dog while I was growing up was a world class fake-limper as well. My parents were teachers, so summer was camping time. Our dog stayed home and was well-taken-care of by the neighbors – plenty of in and out, attention, food from their grill! One time he saw Dad getting the camper ready, and developed a terrible limp, which led (of course) to “oh no, what’s wrong with the dog? …. we can’t leave him like this … what happened?” etc. He limped outside one afternoon, waited until he heard the door shut behind him, and took off running around the yard – then looked back, realized that Mom had stayed outside to get the laundry from the line; and immediately hung his head and started his limping routine again. Poor boy…. he had done a really good acting job until then! (We started bringing him on our trips shortly after that, since more and more places were becoming pet-friendly.)
Pam Adams* October 31, 2021 at 8:15 pm My Cairn Terrier once spent 10 minutes- in the SHOW RING- industriously hunting for her dumbbell. (A white object on a black mat 20 feet away. It had clunked per usual when I threw it.) She searched the ring, looked behind both me and the judge, and actually tripped over it without ‘recognizing’ it. The judge and I couldn’t make eye contact, as we were trying not to laugh, and the people around the ring were cracking up. She finally walked by it one last time, and deigned to pick it up and bring it back to me.
Washer and Dryer* October 31, 2021 at 9:05 am My washer and dryer are on their last leg and it’s time to replace them. What’s you love and dislike about yours? There’s two people in our home so I don’t need huge capacity nor tons of bells and whistles. I’m thinking top loader as my back is challenged with front loaders. What do you wish you had considered before you purchased yours?
Not So NewReader* October 31, 2021 at 9:23 am I got lucky. My budget only allowed me to get the economy models. I talked to the sales person and asked what was working out well in the wild. He pointed out this one washer. Don’t get the next cheaper one, he said, we are having a lot of repair calls on that model. Twelve years with my cheapie washer and it’s going strong. Recently, I was telling an appliance repair person about my cheapie washer that just keeps going. He said that he advised people to get the ones with no or very little digital/computer stuff on them. In HIS experience, those only last about five years before something gives up. (Now, keep in mind, the doc only sees the sick people. The appliance repair person only sees the broken machines. the ones that are not running well.) I am sure there are lots of folks who are very happy with their washer/dryer that is loaded with features. But my simpler machine does a good job and is reliable. It’s just what I need. It’s a top loader, from Frigidaire.
CJM* October 31, 2021 at 11:04 am We go the simple and basic route too — and with all of our home appliances. The fewer bells and whistles that can break, the better. Our washing machine is a top loader from Kenmore. I can’t think of any features that our wash and dryer might be lacking. I don’t like the alert sounded by the dryer when a load is done; it seems obnoxiously loud to me. But we can turn it off. Not So NewReader, I like the question you asked your sales person. I recall asking a similar question about mattress options, and we’ve been very happy with the basic (and cheap but not the cheapest) one he recommended.
Clisby* October 31, 2021 at 3:03 pm We bought a bottom-of-the-line washer and dryer when we moved into our house 15 years ago. We’re still using them, and they’re fine. (We started with 4 people, now our kids have moved out so we’re down to 2.) The dryer’s had a couple of problems, but my husband was able to google the problem, hire a replacement part, and install the new part. Less than $25 each time.) These are so simple and just have manual controls – nothing much to go wrong.
Enough* October 31, 2021 at 10:38 am Whirlpool and GE have smaller simpler machines, too. I have Whirlpool and will be replacing mine soon. Also these aren’t as deep which give you more room if you need it.
Generic Name* October 31, 2021 at 12:14 pm I like my high efficiency washer. It’s a top loader, and I’ve had it for over 10 years now. If you currently have an old style washer with an agitator, keep in mind that the HE ones use markedly less water. The washer senses the size of the load by weight and adjusts the amount of water accordingly. I think it’s intuitive to use, but it does have more buttons than the old style ones. It’s a Maytag Neptune, but I don’t know if they make those anymore.
Elle Woods* October 31, 2021 at 12:27 pm We have a Maytag top-loading washer and have had it about five years. For the most part, it does its job. Two things I don’t like about it? One, it doesn’t have an agitator in the middle, so despite all our efforts to balance the load, it frequently gets unbalanced. Two, it does a miserable job getting all the soap out when we run it on delicate cycles. We use powder detergent and no matter how much or how little we put in the washer, we almost always see residue of it on darker color clothing that’s been washed on delicate. The one thing I will definitely look for next time is an agitator. Based on experience alone, we’ve found that those we’ve had with an agitator do a better job getting the clothes clean (no matter the cycle) and keeping loads balanced. Based on conversations with our friend who repairs appliances, machines with agitators have fewer problems. (That’s based on his experiences repairing washers.)
Rick T* October 31, 2021 at 1:06 pm Go for units with mechanical timing. You have to adjust things instead of a computer but the timer and relays will last, and you can bump the timer to the next cycle if needed by hand. I don’t have any suggestions on dryers since we haven’t had one for a long time. We have a folding clothes dryer for pants, socks and underwear and we just hang shirts on plastic hangers. It helps clothes last, I have some polo shirts from work that are more than 10 years old but still look new. If we need to dry something quickly we make a road trip to a laundromat to use their dryers
RussianInTexas* October 31, 2021 at 1:19 pm I got the most basic top loader washer and the simple dryer that got decent reviews, about $500 each. I also don’t need any bells and whistles, or care for matching set. Do get them big enough you can wash a comforter or all towels at once. And if you are short (I am), you want to check the dimensions, I have to almost hang on my washer to get stuff from the bottom.
Exif* October 31, 2021 at 2:34 pm No-frills Speed Queen all the way. No digital stuff to break, total workhorse. There’s a reason they’re so popular in laundromats. More than that, though, talk to your local family-owned distributor, if there is one. I narrowed my research down to the Speed Queen TR5 and the Maytag 575, and the woman at my local place said they get a ton of service calls for the Maytag and they don’t seem to play well with our local water. She suggested we install a water filter/softener before buying a new washer. Our prior two washers had failed in ways that turned out to be due to our extremely hard water. Online reviews would never have shown me this. We went with the TR5 and love it.
Missb* October 31, 2021 at 2:58 pm We are getting a Miele washer and dryer set- the ventless kind. Our big set is made by Bosch, which we’ve had for maybe 15 years and we’ve always chosen to repair rather than replace because it’s penciled out so far. But it’s in the basement and I have a bad knee. Our master is on the main and we still haven’t built the built-ins for the master bedroom walk-in closet. We have enough room on the end for the Miele set to stack. The capacity isn’t huge- you wouldn’t wash a king quilt in it- but it’s just fine for the two of us for day to day use. We’re ordering at the end of the year and don’t expect them for a few months after that. Things are backed up.
Ins mom* October 31, 2021 at 3:16 pm I wash hubby’s work clothes, but wish I had a bigger agitator, it doesn’t seem to clean the really dirty stuff very well. Also be sure to try to reach the bottom of the tub. I’m not short but can hardly reach to the bottom of the tub in my or my daughters washer. I don’t know how she did it when pregnant! ( oh yes, son-in-law does most laundry)
Pam Adams* October 31, 2021 at 8:07 pm We got a top-loader, no agitator washer/front loader dryer. (LG brand). I like the lack of an agitator- wash loads don’t get off-balance. They also are wider/taller than our old models- we keep a reacher stick handy to grab those last errant socks.
Cat* October 31, 2021 at 11:51 am Any ghost encounters/spooky occurrences ever happen to anyone here? I’m in the mood for creepy tales because of Halloween. Doesn’t have to be anything super crazy; I’d be down to hear about the one room in your house that always made you feel uncomfortable if that’s what you’ve got to share.
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 12:12 pm My house was built in 1735, so I’m always asked if there are ghosts in my house. I’ve never seen anything; however, there have been a few times I think I’ve heard something. The only way I can describe it is when you’re in bed, in that state of near-sleep. You hear something, like a voice or something drop, and you can’t tell if it’s real or a dream. This has happened to me few times, and each time I’ve been wide awake, walking around the house and it’s daytime. So, it’s not a dream. It sounded like a snippet of a loud voice, just a split second. It didn’t scare me. It just enough to make me wonder if I really heard something. There have also been a few times when I’m in bed and I swear one of the cats is walking on the bed next to me. I turn over and there are no cats there. We have a king-sized bed, so it’s not by husband’s arm or leg. We were told by our realtor that the sellers went through several realtors because every time they had an open house and the realtor was there alone, they heard voices or saw a man walking around the dining room or living room. So, the realtor would bow out and the sellers would either need to find another agency or an agent from the same company would take over.
Mstr* October 31, 2021 at 1:39 pm What did you think when the realtor told you that? Obviously, you weren’t spooked enough not to buy the house. Did it give you pause or did you just not believe in ghosts or something else?
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 2:23 pm No, we didn’t even think much about it. My husband doesn’t really believe in the paranormal and I’m on the fence. Though these days I do tend lean closer to believing after what I mentioned above. Those things didn’t scare me and I didn’t feel anything “bad” in the house. It was more like, “Hmmm, okay. Maybe there is something or someone still here.” I mean, there has to be considering how much history this house has seen!
Mstr* October 31, 2021 at 2:42 pm For what it’s worth, I think seeing things as you’re falling asleep/waking (like a person standing or your cats) is considered a “perpetual disturbance” in psychological terms & is pretty common/normal … just something our brains do for some reason … maybe sounds are the same. Very interesting (and spooky) that this sometimes happens during the day too, though.
Hearts & Minds* October 31, 2021 at 12:54 pm The house we lived in previously to our current one was a ranch with a finished basement. It was built in the 70’s and the basement was kind of dark and depressing. There were two bedrooms on the main level and two in the basement. I worked nights, so he blacked out the windows in one basement bedroom with aluminum foil and I slept there during my work week. Fairly frequently, when I was sleeping down there I’d feel someone sit on the bed next to me. The mattress would dip down and everything, but no one was there. Typically I was alone in the house because my husband was at work. He is as practical as they come, but he experienced the same thing when he occasionally slept down there and we agree it was a ghost. At first, I wasn’t scared because it felt very benign, but the combination of being alone in the house when it happened and the pitch darkness of that room eventually started freaking me out and I refused to go in there. A family with two kids bought the house when we moved. They love it now, but the wife told me when they came to look at it the first time she had a very strong feeling of revulsion at the entrance to the hallway where that room was. She didn’t even want to walk down the hall.
Not A Manager* October 31, 2021 at 1:59 pm I am not a person who feels auras and spirits and whatnot. I’ve never had a premonition or “sensed” anything. But years ago, when we were looking at houses, we were touring a perfectly nice house that ticked a lot of our boxes and I could. not. stand. being in that house. I was so uncomfortable during the entire tour and couldn’t wait to get out. My spouse really liked that house, but I vetoed it just based on how creepy it felt. I have no idea if the house had a bad history, or if anyone has ever been haunted there since, but I’m really glad I don’t have to live there.
Not So NewReader* October 31, 2021 at 7:47 pm We looked at an apartment one time where the bedroom had an old bank vault as a closet. I thought it was so cool. My husband was totally creeped out and he was not one to get creeped out. We did not take the apartment. I really loved that place.
Chaordic One* October 31, 2021 at 2:18 pm Several years ago, my mother had to have a routine surgery. She says she woke up in the middle of the night, alone in her hospital room and feeling scared. Then, while laying in her hospital bed she heard a scratching noise and could feel the mattress moving slightly on the side of the bed. She looked down and saw our dog, Thor, standing on his hind legs and using his front paws to scratch on the top of the bed. Then, when he was able to get some traction with his front paws, he jumped onto the bed, pulling himself up with his front paws. Thor wasn’t allowed to sleep on beds, but he did it every once in a while. My mother petted him and then he moved down to a place beside her knee, turned around 3 or 4 times and lay down in the kind of hollow area beside my mother’s knee between her thigh and her calf. My mother says she felt calmer and no longer scared and drifted off to sleep. When she woke in the morning Thor was gone. Needless to say, this was several months after Thor had passed away. I suppose it could have been some pretty good medicine they gave mother, but still. No one has seen Thor since.
Jean (just Jean)* October 31, 2021 at 2:59 pm Wow. That’s powerful but in a good way. Thor was a really caring dog to come back and reassure your mother. *** Must be more dusty here than usual. I trust that wherever Thor is now, he’s well and happy.
Pennyworth* October 31, 2021 at 4:36 pm When my father was in hospital not long before he died he used to tell us his cat (which was still alive) had come to the hospital and was sleeping on his bed with him each night.
Not So NewReader* October 31, 2021 at 7:50 pm One of the Chicken Soup books (pet lovers?) has several stories like this, “ghost dogs”. But like you show here the dog has come back to protect or help someone. Love is a very powerful force.
Paddy O'Furniture* October 31, 2021 at 8:14 pm I bet he’s patiently waiting for you at the rainbow bridge.
Sloanicota* October 31, 2021 at 4:10 pm I bought an older house and started fixing up. One thing I noticed was that, whatever changes I made, it always turned out that it matched with the original interior of the house; for example, I picked a pale green paint for the bathroom, and then when I redid the door frames I found that the original color was a very similar pale green which had been painted over white many years ago. I put a new garden bed out front and while I was digging it, found the brick lining of the original bed in the exact same place. Even my old cat, several people commented looked exactly like the long-haired white cat that the old lady who owned the house a long time ago had. I planted a magnolia and my neighbor laughed and said there used to be a tree in that spot, and that it had large white flowers; he remembered from his childhood. The woman who previously owned the home was an older single lady (as am I). The final straw for me was that when I ran into the person I bought it from (not the original owner) she said that the old lady, who had moved into a care facility many years ago, died the same day I bought the house. This week I got a piece of mail for the old lady and we have the same first name. I fully expect to see her in the mirror next time I’m looking …
Not So NewReader* October 31, 2021 at 7:52 pm If there is a spirit at work here, the spirit is content and peaceful. This is amazing though. I guess the old woman loved her house.
Rainy* November 1, 2021 at 3:16 pm I used to live in an older house that had a ghost dog. He would jump off our bed and run into the kitchen–you could hear the thump as he hit the floor, and then the floorboards creaking on his way to the kitchen. For the first couple of years I thought it was my dog jumping off the bed and then one time it happened and I realized my dog was asleep in the footwell of my desk, so I started paying attention and realized that it was never my dog. The funny thing was that he only showed up when we moved our bed to the back bedroom. Until then it had had bookshelves and a desk, and no ghost dog, but when we put our bed in there it was too tempting for him. :)
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 1:13 pm Has anyone had success in releasing the psoas muscle? (Sorry for the length of this, and it possibly being a bit scattered…) I had two back surgeries in March 2020 (fusion) and around three months later I started developing bursitis in both hips. About a month later I got cortisone injections into the bursa and have done that several times, each time with more short-lived relief than the previous time. I had an MRI in February just to make sure it wasn’t more than bursitis and it wasn’t. I had another round of injections. Then this June, another round of injections. This time I got maybe two weeks of relief. I gave up and went to physical therapy, which didn’t help. About late August (during PT) I started developing a different pain, which felt kind of like my left hip joint had been stretched too far for too long (I don’t know how else to describe it). And when I get up from sitting much longer than maybe 10-15 minutes, I kind of waddle like a penguin until I can work out the pain in the front of the hips (like the crease of my legs–hip flexors, I believe). And the pain never truly leaves completely, it just improves as I move. So they stopped PT and I went back to the doctor. This time I got an injection directly into the left hip joint (right is on 11/16) and that seems to have cleared up the bursitis there (thankfully!!!!!), but the front still bugs me. All this said, I’m pretty desperate to get rid of this chronic hip pain once and for all. I cry about it often because it feels like it will never, ever end. I’m so desperate I talked to my boss about putting a recliner in my office at work so that I can be able to work without sitting upright at my desk or standing too long at it. I’m absolutely convinced that the fact I have a desk job and can’t avoid sitting upright at a desk for much of the day is what is causing this to go on for so damned long. I can’t just quit my job, and I can’t work from home 100% (we’re hybrid; TPTB will not allow me to be 100% remote and I can’t even work from home 100% temporarily…but that’s for another day). Yes, I’ve tried topicals, heat, ice, and even prescription ibuprofen, which I’m not supposed to have due to weight loss surgery. Nothing helps. I’m hoping once I get the injection on the right hip it will start to improve, but who knows? To be honest, I’m not all the hopeful at this point. My goal is to have painless hips by February. That’s when I’m going to Las Vegas and it’s a six-hour plane ride. (I can’t fathom sitting on a plane that long feeling the way I do now.) I started reading and watching videos and it seems like maybe the psoas muscle could be really tight and shortened. Several resources recommend a combo of foam rolling of the quads and flexors, as well as a massage ball to target the psoas since it’s deep within the abdomen. Has anyone ever tried this? Did it help?
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 1:15 pm Wanted to add the recliner I’m talking about isn’t some huge La-Z-Boy. It’s not too much bigger than one of those executive-type office chairs. (I realize this isn’t important, but saying I’m putting a recliner in my office sounds weird to me.)
My Brain Is Exploding* October 31, 2021 at 1:29 pm Can you put a wedge pillow on your chair so that your hips are up higher (big part of wedge to back of chair)? The change in position may help. I would suggest seeing a myofascial release specialist. I’ve had good luck with one for different things (after she works on you she will give you exercises as well). She would NOT advocate the foam rolling – too fast and rough – but would advocate slow release on the massage ball. Good luck!
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 2:08 pm I get tendonitis fairly easily, and had chronic tension and strained tendons in my pelvic girdle for a long time. It felt very much like what you’re describing, stretching the hip flexors in standard ways made it worse. For me, it was postural. I had developed a longstanding habit of bringing my head and chin forward, and the hips moved forward to balance. My chair was also too high in order to keep my elbows level, which further strained the hip. I needed a footstool. What helped was working on re-aligning my posture to bring my head over my spine and let my butt fall back where it should be. That also entailed hamstring stretches to release the back of the leg, and strengthening my ab muscles. The hip muscles were doing too much work to compensate. However, I would expect a competent PT to be able to help with this if your situation is like mine. Maybe they missed something? But generally speaking, it matters whether the psoas is actually tight, vs strained or inflamed. You can always try frequent small hamstring stretches and see if you get any relief. Most of us who sit at a desk need to stretch our hammies more anyway.
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 2:19 pm Thanks. I use a foot stool at work, one of those rocking ones. And yes, I’ve been doing hamstring stretches. I started them again when I was doing physical therapy (still doing them) and I don’t feel like it made a difference. They do keep knee pain away, though, so that’s good. The therapist mentioned piriformis syndrome last year and also this year, which I still feel sometimes, but it’s really the pain in the front bothering me most. The bursitis in the left seems to have receded for now, but the right is still going strong. Hopefully the injection helps that part of it, at least. Well, hopefully it helps all of it. But we shall see. It’s just incredibly frustrating.
My Brain Is Exploding* October 31, 2021 at 2:41 pm also suggest looking at info from Katy Bowman. Link to follow.
My Brain Is Exploding* October 31, 2021 at 2:41 pm https://www.nutritiousmovement.com/snapping-psoas-hidden-tiger/
fposte* October 31, 2021 at 3:00 pm I do a tennis ball on the psoas–lay on your stomach with the tennis ball in your flank and with the knee bent (so thigh is on the floor and then knee points up); then wave the foot from side to side, rolling your thigh and rolling the psoas against the ball. But I gotta say that usually a tight psoas comes because something else, most frequently the glutes, are weak, leaving the psoas and the flexors to do the work. For instance, I’m prone to hauling my legs around by the hip flexors rather than powering them from the glutes, which isn’t super uncommon. I also desperately needed a stronger core, which, again, is pretty common. I think a better physiotherapist could get you farther than you are. Unfortunately, I don’t know of a magic way to find a great one, just that I got lucky and then found out how much PT could actually do after a string of decent to mediocre PTs.
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 3:43 pm Yes, one of the videos I found today showed what you’re talking about with a tennis ball. I went out and got one, but I’m nervous about doing it. Not because I think I’m going to actually really hurt myself. More because I know how it’s going to feel when I hit a tight spot. I have foam rollers, too, and one of the exercises (same video) was to roll the quads. My PT people are actually very good. I used them after the back surgery last year and they tried to help with the bursitis when that started developing, but it didn’t really help. Around that time is when I went from sitting around the house a lot (pandemic) to working from home and sitting/standing at a desk all day again, so my hips never really got a rest. I also started back to working out maybe five months after surgery–nothing very strenuous. This time around I went specifically for the bursitis and the flexor/joint pain started after about six weeks of PT. They tried to help with that, too, but it started getting worse. So back to the doctor I went. He had me stop PT and also stop working out for now (which is fine because it was becoming painful), and just do some light walking until I can get the two injections.
My Brain Is Exploding* October 31, 2021 at 9:06 pm You can put a towel over the tennis ball, at a thickness where you can fell the ball but it is slightly uncomfortable.
Undine* October 31, 2021 at 3:07 pm Massage ball in the abdomen can help. I take a pair and lie face down and don’t roll around. The kind of massage/rolling that is good for major muscles is not appropriate for the psoas. It will contract even further if it feels under threat. Also there’s a major blood vessel (I think the femoral artery) between your groin and thigh that you don’t want to bruise. You can put some pressure there but don’t be aggressive. You can also foam roll the outside of your hips and use the massage balls your buttocks. There you can be as aggressive as you like. It depends what’s going on, but all that is interconnected, and sometimes releasing one area helps to relieve another. I agree that ultimately strengthening and stretching the appropriate postural muscles can help, but finding the right place to start can be tricky, and ideally that is where a PT can help. If you have the money, you might also try a sports massage therapist, one who can do some hands on work to release those muscles as well as give you exercises. The psoas is very emotional, it responds to stress as well as posture. But if course, you haven’t had any of that in the past year and a half.
Generic Name* October 31, 2021 at 3:15 pm I have! I went to physical therapy and between learning some stretches, doing self-massage with a foam roller and doing percussion massage (there’s a weird tool the PT used for this) as well as dry needling, the pain is pretty much gone. I still have to do my stretches and exercises, but it’s so much better.
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 3:46 pm Thanks! Yes, I have a few foam rollers and I HATE them. LOL. I tried it for the IT band months ago. It was painful when I hit a tight spot, which made it tough to hold for 20-30 seconds. But yeah, I need to start using them in another area now.
Generic Name* October 31, 2021 at 7:29 pm The IT band is painful on the foam roller for sure. The psoaz muscle isn’t so bad, fortunately.
Jean (just Jean)* October 31, 2021 at 3:17 pm Your question sparked a long-dormant memory, of being talked through an exercise in a high school dance class. Warning: Don’t do this exercise, just read about it! Then discuss with a physical therapist whom you trust (or a coach, yoga instructor, whomever… whom you trust). I don’t want to misguide you or anyone other reader. I took modern dance classes for many years as a child/adolescent, but I have no formal credentials. The exercise: From a standing-upright position with our feet parallel (locate each foot directly below the hip joint, or maybe a little bit wider than that) we were asked to bend over from the waist, until our heads and torsos were hanging down, and then to pull ourselves back up to standing. While returning to our upright posture we were supposed to (1) imagine ourselves stacking one vertebra on top of the other; (2) use our psoas muscle (described as something very interior, located in our lower abdomen, near our spine) instead of our back muscles. I think we were instructed to think about the psoas as being near our stomach but not part of the abdominal muscles that you can feel if you put your hand on your lower belly. I remember being very impressed that I could locate and move a muscle by thinking about it, but that’s dance instruction for you. It really is a blend of mind and body. P.S. I hardly ever dance now (and haven’t taken a class for decades) but am glad to have had the experience.
Skeeder Jones* October 31, 2021 at 4:07 pm Have you considered chiropractic or acupuncture? I used to be sceptical about both. I am not a medical authority but I can share what I experienced and what I was told. For the chiro, I was seeing a chiro after an accident and there was a day I could barely walk, I had severe hip pain and after an adjustment, I walked out pain free. Some things to think about that I learned: If your spine is off in any way, it will pull on the muscles and tendons and that could be contributing to your pain. A kind of frustrating after effect of getting adjustments, at least initially, is that those same muscles and tendons are kind of used to your spine being out of alignment so they will try to pull your spine back out of alignment. This can be overcome if you continue treatment. As for acupuncture, well, another car accident was involved in that. I was referred to acupuncture by my chiro as I had some injuries that weren’t related to the spine, including vertigo, which is well-known to be difficult to treat. She was able to get it under control and eventually eliminate the vertigo. So, again, no expert and I’ve certainly been the alternative-medicine-sceptic, but I did have positive experiences with alternative treatment.
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 5:31 pm I hadn’t considered chiropractic, probably because it’s my hips. I’ve gone to one off and on over the years since I was teen and I always helped me up until I had to have fusion. No chiro was going to be able to fix that. :)
GermanGirl* October 31, 2021 at 6:19 pm For overly tight muscles around my hips, I had a good experience with an osteopath. She also gave me some exercises to try. Might be worth a try if you have the money or your healthcare provider supports it.
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain* October 31, 2021 at 4:27 pm I have pain similar to what you’re describing. I found a sacroiliac belt significantly helped. It compresses around my hips and i guess holds everything where it’s supposed to be. The instructions suggested wearing it awake and asleep for 2 weeks at first.
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 5:43 pm Thanks, everyone! I see some replies that weren’t there previously. Must have gotten stuck in moderation. I’m going to get my next injection 11/16 and then go from there. In the meantime, I have the massage ball I just bought along with the foam rollers. I need to give that a go and hope it helps. Hopefully it will be enough to get me back to working out comfortably so I rebuild some strength.
L. Ron Jeremy* October 31, 2021 at 5:48 pm Be careful with too many cortisone injections, as it can result in avascular necrosis of the hip joint. Hip replacement is the only outcome if this is the case.
fposte* October 31, 2021 at 6:22 pm The broad recommendation seems to be no more than three a year, so Dawn’s well below that.
The Other Dawn* October 31, 2021 at 7:37 pm My doctor and I have kept track and yes, I’m okay. ;) They’re very careful about that.
Formerly in HR* November 1, 2021 at 12:08 am After similar type of pain in the hips, walking that felt like waddling and not being able to turn around in bed without crying, the MRI showed a labrum tear. The specialist didn’t recommend surgery, the PT recomended some exercises that didn’t seem to help. I went back to my trusted TCM/ RMT specialist, who over several sessions pulled, pressed, stretched, flexed and triggered various joints and connections. i know it sounds corny, but I have been mostly hip pain free for years. And I referred other people, with hip pain or bursitis that imapcted their walking – they got better as well. I am not sure if it’s the person or their education (registered as acupuncturist, massage therapist and TCM practioner), but between all these approaches the hip issues and other stuff get a respite. Maybe there’s some local practitioner of the same type. And if you’re ever in Vancouver BC, I can provide the name of this specialist
Might Be Spam* October 31, 2021 at 3:03 pm I put plastic on the outside of the living room windows and I’m thinking about also putting plastic on the inside. If you have done this, do you think it made any difference?
fposte* October 31, 2021 at 3:24 pm I put plastic on the inside in my crappy Chicago apartment. It definitely helped, and I would think inside would hold up better than outside.
The teapots are on fire* October 31, 2021 at 4:04 pm I used to do both, but I’m not convinced it helped very much.
yeah* October 31, 2021 at 4:42 pm You can use bubble wrap on the inside of the windows. This works best with windows without panes. Wet the window and the wrap will stick. I usually apply the flat side but the bubble side will give you more air pockers to act like an airlock separating the cold from the warm. I use it on the worst windows. I definitely feel less cold. Also I put newspaper in the cracks of the window and doors I don’t open in the winter. For the windows I also put some under the window where it closes. This makes a real difference in cutting drafts.
RagingADHD* October 31, 2021 at 5:36 pm I finally learned to put it across the window frame, instead of close to / touchin the glass. The plastic doesn’t hold heat at all. It traps air. The air traps the heat. Once I started doing it properly, it made a tremendous difference.
twocents* October 31, 2021 at 5:57 pm When I lived in a drafty place, I always put the plastic on the inside. I know someone who puts it on the outside, in the sense that his landlord does it for him, so I’ve got no idea if that actually helps block cold air the same way the inside ones clearly do.
Random Name* October 31, 2021 at 3:40 pm I gotta say, I’m fed up with some people’s inability to communicate. Several times I have had stuff set up with people and they just disappear. Then a few days later they pop up with, “It was SOOOOO crazy! I {fill drama in the blank} and then my phone died and I had to drive to Truth or Consequences and pick up my sister, and there was no cell service, and ……….” I could associate this with People of a Certain Age, but it happens with other age ranges, just not nearly as often. I swear to gods, I just want to give up on people.
WellRed* October 31, 2021 at 9:42 pm The easier it has become to communicate, the ruder people have become about it.
Zona the Great* November 1, 2021 at 12:03 am If you’re from the T or C area, there’s also something in the water—as you likely know.
Potatoes gonna potate* November 1, 2021 at 3:44 am I’m going crazy but was there a post about Trader Joe’s here earlier? I cannot seem to find it now!
Tris Prior* November 1, 2021 at 9:17 am There was but it was starting to get a little contentious last I looked, and now it seems to be gone? Maybe it got too nasty and it was removed?
My Brain Is Exploding* November 1, 2021 at 10:09 am yep, by someone who bought a crap ton of some kind of chips there.
Potatoes gonna potate* November 1, 2021 at 2:59 pm Ok cz I was really wondering if I had dreamt it all, the post and responding (wouldn’t be the first time LOL)
GermanGirl* November 1, 2021 at 4:46 am There is one mentioning brown rice from Trader Joe’s – did you mean that one?